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00:00:05I must have you.
00:00:11Calvin Princess.
00:00:12And I you werewolf king.
00:00:17Shihara heard tales that the werewolf king was the greatest lover in all the realm.
00:00:21Now she would know the truth.
00:00:24She straddled him.
00:00:28No.
00:00:29He takes charge.
00:00:31It's hotter.
00:00:36Um.
00:00:38Uh.
00:00:41The werewolf king.
00:00:44The werewolf king.
00:00:48Think.
00:00:49Lisa, that's the climax of the book.
00:00:51It has to be steamy AF.
00:00:59How does MK get inspiration?
00:01:09The werewolf king swept his princess into the bed.
00:01:28He tore her dress and kissed down her body.
00:01:35His burning lips trailing lower.
00:01:40And lower.
00:01:42And.
00:01:46Miss Von Klimt.
00:01:48Hi.
00:01:48So.
00:01:49How's my favorite romance author?
00:01:52Yeah.
00:01:53Fine.
00:01:54Everything's okay.
00:01:55My books are still selling, right?
00:01:56Hotter than La Boo Boo's.
00:01:58Listen.
00:01:59I have a special assignment for you.
00:02:01You've heard of MK Roth, right?
00:02:03I love him.
00:02:04I mean.
00:02:06His writing.
00:02:07Fabulous.
00:02:07We'll talk more about it when you're in LA.
00:02:10You're coming tomorrow.
00:02:11Tomorrow?
00:02:21One more chapter and you can finish this book just right, Max.
00:02:27Stop blinking like that.
00:02:29Oh.
00:02:33Oh.
00:02:34Forget writing.
00:02:36You need to be pitching for the Dodgers.
00:02:39Very funny, Tony.
00:02:41Well.
00:02:42What's going on?
00:02:43I still can't finish the novel.
00:02:46Seven years of hard work and it still rides on this last chapter.
00:02:49Well.
00:02:50Why don't you just...
00:02:51Chat GBT.
00:02:53Okay.
00:02:53I'm kidding.
00:02:54Mr. Integrity.
00:02:55Look.
00:02:56Why don't we just leave the workshop for a while?
00:02:58Huh?
00:02:58We're meeting with EMU Publishing.
00:03:00No.
00:03:01I should be writing.
00:03:02Hey.
00:03:03You said it yourself, Max.
00:03:04You haven't published in seven years.
00:03:07Look.
00:03:07Do you wanna...
00:03:08You wanna keep this mansion?
00:03:09Huh?
00:03:10You wanna keep this Apple laptop you just hurled across the room?
00:03:14We gotta do some business.
00:03:21Yeah.
00:03:22There he is.
00:03:23That's the spirit.
00:03:24Good.
00:03:26Oh.
00:03:27Do me a favor.
00:03:28Take a shower before we go.
00:03:29You smell like the feet.
00:03:43I am so sorry I'm late.
00:03:44We had an emergency landing in Tucson.
00:03:46Ms. Longclim stole us some time before 3pm.
00:03:48Hurry.
00:03:49Amazing.
00:03:51I gotta sit.
00:03:57M.K. Roth?
00:03:58Am I dreaming?
00:04:00Hey.
00:04:01We're walking here, twerp.
00:04:02Get out of the way.
00:04:02Hey.
00:04:04Why don't you show the ladies some respect?
00:04:06Did M.K. Roth just call me a lady?
00:04:09Lisa!
00:04:10I'm waiting!
00:04:19I'm working on a deal with M.K. Roth.
00:04:22The biggest name in fiction.
00:04:24We are in talks to publish his new novel here at EMU Publishing.
00:04:30Yeah!
00:04:30M.K. Roth has a new novel.
00:04:32I've waited years for this.
00:04:34He's my all-time favorite author.
00:04:36Here's the thing.
00:04:36I have a little crush on him.
00:04:39M.K.
00:04:40Max.
00:04:41I am crazy about him.
00:04:44That face.
00:04:45That hair.
00:04:46That...
00:04:47The race of a generation.
00:04:48Exactly.
00:04:50Normally, I can get any guy I want, anytime I want.
00:04:54Just look at me.
00:04:55But Max is different.
00:04:57My usual tactics aren't working.
00:05:00What does that have to do with me?
00:05:02I was thinking, who better to play Cupid than my best-selling romance author, Heidi Brushfire.
00:05:11You want me to be your date doctor?
00:05:14Have I ever told you how much I love this pen name?
00:05:19You came up with it.
00:05:21Nobody writes romance like you do, Lisa.
00:05:25You must get dick like nobody's business.
00:05:28How do I tell her I've never had a steamy romance like in my books?
00:05:32Last time I had sex was college and he turned out to be gay.
00:05:35It's all just fiction.
00:05:37Made up.
00:05:38Don't be modest, Lisa.
00:05:40I am crushing hard here.
00:05:42I'll double your next advance.
00:05:45How's 50K sound?
00:05:47Hmm?
00:05:4850,000?
00:05:49With that much money I could afford the live-in nurse moms always wanted.
00:05:53I'm not hearing a no, so that is a yes.
00:05:56You'll stay with me.
00:05:57You'll have the guest room and the pool all to yourself.
00:06:00Now...
00:06:00Ah!
00:06:02Ah!
00:06:08Showtime.
00:06:11Ah!
00:06:17Ah!
00:06:20Ah!
00:06:20Ah!
00:06:20Ah!
00:06:23Ah!
00:06:23Ah!
00:06:24So we meet again.
00:06:25Guess I wasn't dreaming...
00:06:27Guess I wasn't either.
00:06:31Lisa has to get ready.
00:06:33I'll walk her out.
00:06:37Look, I know Giselle's the CEO, but she's got an ass that could make a stripper.
00:06:42I wasn't looking. It was her friend.
00:06:46Don't even think about going for Max.
00:06:49You are here to be my dating coach, not to date my man.
00:06:54Got it.
00:06:54You better.
00:06:56Max and I are going to have the hottest kids ever.
00:06:59What were you saying about a party?
00:07:01My people will explain everything.
00:07:10Lisa Brown, Giselle's lawyer. Can you sign this NDA?
00:07:13I'm the stylist. I need your measurements.
00:07:16I'm the dog walker.
00:07:17And this is Poo Poo.
00:07:21What did I get myself into?
00:07:27Lisa, hurry up!
00:07:31See a little flicker right here?
00:07:33Yes, perfect.
00:07:34Perfect.
00:07:42I can barely walk in these.
00:07:43You'll learn.
00:07:45Tonight's my first night meeting Max outside the office.
00:07:48Help me sweep him off his feet.
00:07:50I'll do my best. I just wish I had more time to prepare.
00:07:53I believe in you.
00:07:54Heidi Brushfire.
00:08:03I don't know.
00:08:04I hate parties. You know this.
00:08:05Oh, come on. It's part of the job, Max.
00:08:08Hey, listen. I want you to meet this producer.
00:08:10He wants to do a movie based on your first novel.
00:08:12Come on.
00:08:12How many times do I have to tell you?
00:08:14I don't care about Hollywood.
00:08:17I want my books to stay books.
00:08:25On second thought, maybe there is someone here I want to talk to.
00:08:29What are you talking about?
00:08:31Max is coming.
00:08:32Tell me what you say.
00:08:34I thought this was your thing.
00:08:36I need lines right fucking now.
00:08:53I am so sorry. I didn't mean to.
00:08:55The next time you want to use my jacket, just ask me.
00:08:59Come on.
00:09:02Lisa.
00:09:03A word.
00:09:06Stop acting like a fool and do your fucking job.
00:09:10Sorry. It wasn't my fault.
00:09:13I will be forgiven if you can get Max to ask me out.
00:09:17Tell me what to do.
00:09:22Well.
00:09:24In Elvenless, Shihara the Elven Princess attracts men with her mystery.
00:09:28Mm.
00:09:29She's quiet. She speaks in riddles.
00:09:32She has a ethereal eroticism to her, like a sexy alien.
00:09:37That'll work.
00:09:39Be alluring. I'll come to you.
00:09:41If you fuck this up, not only are you going to lose your bonus,
00:09:45I'm canceling your publishing contract.
00:09:48What?
00:09:48Yeah.
00:09:48You think I need you to push the Heidi Brushfire books?
00:09:52I own the pen name and the rights.
00:10:06Sorry about Lisa. What a klutz.
00:10:09Try not to spill this one.
00:10:14i'm sorry that was a bad joke i feel like i'm falling on my face here too even if i'm
00:10:20not
00:10:20literally doing it so m max what's up what's the scariest kind of writer
00:10:33a ghost writer oh no when i told her to speak in riddles i didn't mean literally
00:10:39now she's telling dad jokes
00:10:46well you have a mysterious sense of humor giselle
00:10:50what the hell it actually worked
00:10:59why are writers always cold
00:11:04because they're surrounded by drafts
00:11:12thank you giselle for the entertainment for the night
00:11:17i'm gonna head out of here but and please
00:11:22respect the personal space okay
00:11:26have a good night
00:11:29that's me giselle just fucking stop okay you're warning everything
00:11:35i warned you you are going back to indiana right now
00:11:47can you let go of my hair please
00:11:49i look like an idiot in front of max tonight and it's all your fault
00:11:54give me another chance please
00:11:56as if you're not a date doctor you're not even fit to be a romance author not in my company
00:12:04no i'm begging you miss von clint i can't lose my publishing deal i'm supporting my mom she needs me
00:12:14you're on thin fucking ice lisa
00:12:17thank you thank you don't thank me
00:12:20go get me my man
00:12:29nice pool tell me all about la
00:12:32i should be home with you mom
00:12:34i can roll around on my own for a few days
00:12:37so what's the hubbub
00:12:38i actually can't talk about it because i signed an nda but
00:12:42the good news is i might be getting a big bonus if i don't screw things up
00:12:46when have you messed anything up except your dating life
00:12:48mom
00:12:49speaking of
00:12:50i made you a tinder profile
00:12:52you already have matches
00:12:54remember billy from high school
00:12:55he's been saying a lot of sexy things to you
00:12:58maybe too sexy
00:13:00could you please not butt into my love life
00:13:03i know i haven't dated in a while but that doesn't mean i want my mom playing matchmaker
00:13:07wouldn't it be funny if people found out romance writer heidi brushfire
00:13:11was really a spinster in training from rural indiana
00:13:15hopefully miss von clint doesn't find out
00:13:18i have to get to work
00:13:45this is hopeless
00:13:46i've been reading dating books all day
00:13:48and i haven't learned anything that could help miss von clint
00:13:51i'm screwed
00:14:03i'm so sorry
00:14:09please don't recognize me please don't recognize me
00:14:13you're giselle's friend right
00:14:16the clumsy one
00:14:17a week ago i would have killed to be recognized by my favorite author
00:14:21now i wish i was dead
00:14:23hey
00:14:24why are you crying
00:14:26okay
00:14:39i was just um
00:14:42reading a sad book
00:14:48what were you reading
00:14:50think lisa you're a writer
00:14:52you know about books
00:14:54wait i know withering heights
00:14:58not a lie
00:14:59it does make me cry
00:15:00withering heights
00:15:01well that's one of my favorites
00:15:04it makes me cry too
00:15:06it's so beautiful
00:15:08and tragic
00:15:09you like romance
00:15:10yeah i used to
00:15:13hey let me help you
00:15:15i got it really
00:15:25is this yours
00:15:27i'm not stalking you
00:15:28i promise
00:15:30you can admit you like me
00:15:37okay
00:15:39i'm a fan
00:15:41i read your books
00:15:42because i know you have a new one coming out
00:15:43so i was just rereading your last one for
00:15:47about the tenth time
00:15:49you read my book ten times
00:15:51i'm a writer too
00:15:53miss von clint's my publisher
00:15:55so i've heard
00:16:01funny seeing you here
00:16:03aren't you supposed to be a recluse
00:16:04whoever said that
00:16:06obviously spends no time in the library
00:16:08because i'm here all the time
00:16:10i love the smell
00:16:12of old books
00:16:13what are you checking out
00:16:15that's actually this new author
00:16:17um
00:16:19have you heard of heidi brushfire
00:16:22but
00:16:23how
00:16:24i googled it
00:16:25i'm not stalking you
00:16:27i promise
00:16:31and here is the romance section
00:16:36here we go
00:16:39oh yes
00:16:41i can't wait to read this
00:16:43oh could you take a picture of us
00:16:45i'm a big fan of yours
00:16:47miss brushfire
00:16:48oh
00:16:48okay
00:16:50thank you
00:16:51okay
00:16:57looking forward to your next book
00:17:01that never happens in indiana
00:17:04back to wuthering heights
00:17:07not to brag
00:17:08but i happen to own a first edition
00:17:11come by my place sometime and check it out
00:17:13your place
00:17:15oh
00:17:16um
00:17:17how about tomorrow
00:17:32hi
00:17:34miss von klimt
00:17:36hi pooh-pooh
00:17:41so cute
00:17:42where have you been
00:17:43and why am i not mrs mk roth yet
00:17:47funnily enough i
00:17:49just ran into max at the library
00:17:55did he say anything about the other night
00:17:58tell me everything
00:17:59it actually didn't come up
00:18:01that could be good
00:18:03actually he invited me over tomorrow afternoon
00:18:06you
00:18:08what did i tell you about snaking my man
00:18:11back your bags
00:18:13you're out of here
00:18:14oh wait wait
00:18:16let me explain
00:18:19you're right
00:18:20max is a special case
00:18:23my usual advice won't work
00:18:24i need to get to know him better
00:18:28i'll tell you everything so we can use it to your advantage
00:18:31i just need some more time
00:18:32not a bad plan
00:18:37what do you think pooh-pooh
00:18:40should we trust her
00:18:43i leave for new york this week
00:18:46if you don't have results
00:18:47by the time that i'm back
00:18:49you're out of a job
00:18:51and a publishing deal
00:18:53got it
00:19:01since the divorce
00:19:02every moment was pain
00:19:04james felt like prometheus
00:19:06tortured by the gods
00:19:07but instead of eagles eating his liver
00:19:10they picked at his heart
00:19:13then again
00:19:14maybe he deserved to suffer
00:19:26who would read this self-pitying garbage
00:19:30i've got to snap out of it
00:19:34lisa
00:19:35i almost forgot
00:19:37just the writing break i needed
00:19:47hi max
00:19:50that's so good to see you
00:19:55same here
00:19:59come in
00:19:59do you want some wine
00:20:02water's fine
00:20:06don't lose your mind over a man lisa
00:20:08you have a job to do
00:20:18hard to believe people have been falling in love with katherine and heathcliff for almost 200 years
00:20:24well they're pretty easy to fall for
00:20:31i leave for new york this week
00:20:34if you don't have results
00:20:35by the time that i'm back
00:20:37you're out of a job
00:20:39and a publishing deal
00:20:41got it
00:20:43so max
00:20:45seeing anyone lately
00:20:47i'm seeing you
00:20:49right now
00:20:51i mean
00:20:53romantically
00:20:54what do you want in a woman
00:21:00just look in the mirror
00:21:05you joker
00:21:10is it me or is max coming on stronger than pepe lepew
00:21:14he's supposed to want giselle
00:21:15i've got to get his mind off me
00:21:20forgive me emily bronte
00:21:30lisa
00:21:30it's a fifty thousand dollar book
00:21:33fifty thousand dollars
00:21:36oh no
00:21:37i went too far
00:21:39please let the book be okay
00:21:46there's no damage
00:21:49luckily
00:21:50i'm so sorry
00:21:52let me clean up
00:22:00so when's the new book coming out
00:22:03as soon as i finish writing it
00:22:05it's not done yet i thought
00:22:06the subject matter is proven quite difficult
00:22:10it's about a divorce
00:22:12my divorce
00:22:14i'm so sorry i didn't know
00:22:16unlike some public figures i don't like to broadcast my personal life
00:22:21anyway i'll finish the book i just can't find the ending
00:22:23when i have writer's block i usually try to talk it out with someone
00:22:26usually my mom she gives surprisingly good notes
00:22:30thanks lisa but i don't think my mom can help me with this issue
00:22:36sorry stupid
00:22:38thanks for the advice
00:22:40i can write an ending
00:22:41i just don't know what it should be
00:22:45which reminds me i should probably get back to work
00:22:58thanks for coming by
00:23:00and
00:23:02getting me out of my head for a bit
00:23:05anytime
00:23:17later
00:23:25as i left the house max continued his battle with the blank page
00:23:31i couldn't help wondering if i'd ever see him again
00:23:36well i guess i could maybe do something about that
00:23:49i need more info to work with before miss von klimpt gets back but how do i ask max to
00:23:53hang out
00:23:54without giving him the wrong idea
00:23:55he's supposed to date her not me
00:24:03reading by the pool
00:24:04that's platonic
00:24:06thanks for having me over today
00:24:08i'd love to return the favor come and read by my pool tomorrow
00:24:16what am i thinking max goes to red carpet events and lives in a mansion
00:24:21why did i ask him to do the most boring thing on earth
00:24:26no no no no no no no he's responding
00:24:29please let me down gently max
00:24:31my fragile heart can't take it
00:24:39i really needed this
00:24:42i got the big house you know but no pool
00:24:45you're welcome anytime
00:24:47i mean i'm sure it's cool with miss von klimpt it's her house
00:25:04oh still at it i see
00:25:09sorry
00:25:11creepy right
00:25:12we can be creepy together
00:25:20you're actually reading it
00:25:22are you joking i can't put it down
00:25:24it's like the sexiest book i've ever read
00:25:26hey where do you get your ideas
00:25:29probably not where you think
00:25:32my love life's pretty unexciting
00:25:34non-existent actually
00:25:37i find that hard to believe
00:25:39you didn't know me growing up
00:25:41i was an ugly duckling
00:25:43it was easier making my characters fall in love than
00:25:47actually risking it myself
00:25:50well lisa
00:25:52you're not an ugly duckling anymore
00:25:55i think you should come out of your shell
00:26:01so any other thoughts about the book
00:26:04yeah one more
00:26:06the next book you release
00:26:08make it under your name
00:26:10you are too good
00:26:12i'll think about it
00:26:15hey can you get my back for me
00:26:27be cool lisa
00:26:28you're just rubbing some lotion on your hero crush's back
00:26:31think of miss von klimpt
00:26:50so max i was wondering
00:26:53the love interest in your last novel
00:26:56is she based on your ex
00:27:04shoot
00:27:04i said the wrong thing
00:27:06jesus lisa you must be the worst dating coach in history
00:27:14yeah i guess what i don't post online
00:27:16it still comes out in my writing
00:27:19yeah
00:27:22she's uh
00:27:24she's based on my ex-wife
00:27:26very different time
00:27:29it's
00:27:29it's hard to even imagine myself having a
00:27:33mantic bone in my body
00:27:35because all i do is write
00:27:39and avoid writing
00:27:42can i ask what happened
00:27:43i thought she was my
00:27:47pixie
00:27:48manic
00:27:49dream girl
00:27:51but
00:27:53she was just manic
00:27:54she was aggressive
00:27:56she was type a
00:27:58workaholic
00:27:59obsessed
00:28:00with status
00:28:01and money
00:28:02sounds like miss von klimpt
00:28:04is that your type
00:28:07it used to be
00:28:09yeah
00:28:13but
00:28:15i'm an introvert
00:28:16you know
00:28:18i would much rather prefer
00:28:20a pool day like this
00:28:21than some random
00:28:23l.a. party
00:28:25if i decide to remarry
00:28:27it's gonna be someone who's
00:28:29like me
00:28:33maybe even a writer
00:28:40oh no
00:28:41today was supposed to be platonic
00:28:43abort
00:28:43abort
00:28:44what's wrong lisa
00:28:45i'm getting hot
00:28:46are you thirsty
00:28:47i am so thirsty
00:29:10you okay
00:29:12worry about that
00:29:13yeah that was an answer
00:29:14hey
00:29:15hey
00:29:17that's so mean
00:29:29i'm pruning
00:29:31i'm pruning
00:29:39you look pretty good
00:29:40for a prune
00:29:50my phone
00:29:59jeez
00:30:00is she sidekick or something
00:30:04miss von klimpt
00:30:05hi
00:30:06any updates on max
00:30:11um
00:30:16who are you waving to
00:30:17i just invited a friend
00:30:19over to swim
00:30:19a fuck party
00:30:21show me
00:30:22no
00:30:23no of course not
00:30:26me likey
00:30:28just don't bang in my pool
00:30:29i had it cleaned last week
00:30:31so
00:30:31what's happening with max
00:30:33i'm getting plenty of material
00:30:36music to my ears
00:30:38poopos too
00:30:40i have good news as well
00:30:42got the contract all settled with tony
00:30:44and we are signing max to emu publishing
00:30:48that's amazing
00:30:49i'll talk to you about it more when i see you
00:30:51poopos gotta poopoo
00:31:00how about some dinner tonight
00:31:02and a little spot by the beach
00:31:04i don't normally go out but
00:31:07it might feel special
00:31:09if you ruin this for miss von klimpt
00:31:11your writing career is done for
00:31:14what do you say
00:31:20giselle's contract just came in
00:31:22looks good
00:31:23all's in our court
00:31:24yeah maybe i should read it myself
00:31:25come on
00:31:27you don't trust me
00:31:27okay
00:31:30but
00:31:30make sure that she doesn't turn my books into some hollywood cash grab franchise
00:31:35okay
00:31:36hey
00:31:36you're the boss boss
00:31:43max paddled towards me with that same cheeky smirk he'd given me all day
00:31:48if i didn't know better
00:31:50i'd swear he wanted to kiss me
00:31:54lisa
00:31:56sorry about that i had a business call
00:31:59what are you writing
00:32:03max stop
00:32:04is this your diary
00:32:06oh no max has my journal
00:32:08how could it be so stupid
00:32:18on second thought
00:32:21i would not want anybody reading my diary
00:32:27you never know when inspiration will strike
00:32:37have you felt inspired lately
00:32:39yes i have
00:32:40maybe you're my muse
00:32:42in all seriousness though
00:32:43it's nice spending time with another writer
00:32:47makes me feel like less of a weirdo
00:32:49weirdo
00:32:50max you're one of the most famous authors in the world
00:32:54it gets lonely
00:33:00thank you
00:33:07what's wrong
00:33:08that food's amazing
00:33:10can i ask you a favor
00:33:13would you be willing to read my manuscript
00:33:17maybe you can help me write the ending
00:33:21me
00:33:24i'm signing to emu
00:33:25publishing
00:33:26so we're basically co-workers
00:33:27and you're a fantastic writer
00:33:29and you know my work
00:33:31and you know that i'm struggling with this
00:33:36i trust you lisa
00:33:38you
00:33:39trust me
00:33:42yeah
00:33:45should i not
00:33:46you may not trust me if you know that i'm an undercover date doctor
00:33:52i'd be honored to read it max
00:33:56thanks
00:34:00it would mean a lot to me
00:34:10after dinner
00:34:11after dinner
00:34:11we can print it at the library
00:34:15stop by my place to read it
00:34:18your place
00:34:19that's okay isn't it
00:34:21he can't really be trying to sleep with me right
00:34:24he just wants to give me his manuscript
00:34:26because if he does have other ideas i'm not sure i'll be able to control myself
00:34:34check please
00:34:59careful
00:35:01clumsy girl
00:35:03i'm only clumsy around you
00:35:05is that right
00:35:06please
00:35:07do not share this with anyone
00:35:10the only people i want reading it are you and me
00:35:14okay
00:35:15thank you for trusting me
00:35:22you make it easy
00:35:25max
00:35:26they can't be
00:35:34oh my god max
00:35:41oh my god max
00:35:42oh my god max
00:35:52oh my god max
00:35:58oh my god max
00:36:03oh my god max
00:36:04oh my god max
00:36:04oh my god max
00:36:05oh my god max
00:36:05oh my god max
00:36:05oh my god max
00:36:22Wow, Lisa, I want you.
00:36:25I want you to see him.
00:37:02I want you to see him.
00:37:23I want you to see him.
00:37:35I'm at Max's place.
00:37:37Oh, my gosh.
00:37:38Oh, my gosh.
00:37:40I can't believe I slept with Max.
00:37:42Miss Von Klimt will murder me.
00:37:51Relax, Lisa.
00:37:53Max is famous.
00:37:54He probably has one night stands all the time.
00:37:56No reason he can't still fall for Miss Von Klimt.
00:38:01Lisa, what are you doing?
00:38:06Max, look, we don't have to talk about this.
00:38:09I'm a romance writer.
00:38:10I know what this is.
00:38:12What is this?
00:38:13Fun in the sun.
00:38:15Too much wine at dinner.
00:38:17One thing lit to another.
00:38:18It's not a big deal.
00:38:20I haven't slept with anyone, Lisa, since my wife left me.
00:38:24Oh.
00:38:26I want to see you again.
00:38:29And not just to get your notes.
00:38:41Me, too.
00:38:45Who's that?
00:38:59Giselle?
00:39:02What are you doing here?
00:39:06Miss Von Klimt?
00:39:07She's supposed to be out of town until Friday.
00:39:10Shh.
00:39:13Where's the vector?
00:39:14When Tony told me you were ready to sign the contract,
00:39:18I flew home early to personally deliver mimosas.
00:39:23Hope you're thirsty.
00:39:24Thanks, but it's not a very good time for me.
00:39:28What's wrong?
00:39:29You have company?
00:39:32Good thing I'm not the jealous type.
00:39:36Who's the lucky lady?
00:39:38Gentleman never tells.
00:39:42Thanks again.
00:39:44I'll see you at the signing.
00:39:45Cheers.
00:39:45Mars!
00:39:55Mimosas, anyone?
00:40:00Lisa?
00:40:05Lisa?
00:40:27Giselle!
00:40:29You're home early.
00:40:30Did you have a sleepover with your fuck buddy last night?
00:40:34What was his name, by the way?
00:40:36He was just some guy from Tinder.
00:40:38Probably used a fake name anyway.
00:40:40Which was?
00:40:41Ma-
00:40:41Ma-
00:40:42Er-
00:40:43Jerry!
00:40:46Jerry McIntosh.
00:40:47Almost sounded like you were gonna say Max.
00:40:51That's funny.
00:40:54What's going on with my guy anyways?
00:40:57You know, I've been having the nastiest dreams about him.
00:41:01I saw him a few times while you were away.
00:41:03Everything's in my journal.
00:41:04Let me see.
00:41:05Let me see.
00:41:07My handwriting's a mess.
00:41:09I'll retype it for you by tonight.
00:41:11Okay.
00:41:12Nice work.
00:41:13I'm sending half your bonus.
00:41:15There better be some juicy shit in there.
00:41:21Thanks, Miss Von Clemson.
00:41:28Oh, what is up, hot stuff?
00:41:31Keep it in your pants for once.
00:41:33Oh, come on.
00:41:34Everything's going according to plan.
00:41:36I'll see you at the signing.
00:41:37Oh, I will be there, beautiful.
00:41:51I'm getting carpal tunnel.
00:41:52This is, like, the longest contract I've ever signed.
00:41:54Hey, for the biggest check.
00:41:56Huh?
00:42:00Well, you just bought yourself a bestseller.
00:42:04Let's toast.
00:42:13You're awfully quiet today, Giselle.
00:42:15You know I'm thrilled.
00:42:17I'm your biggest fan.
00:42:19I was just thinking about your book that I finished last night.
00:42:23I was wondering if I should read it again before I return it to the library.
00:42:29I love libraries, but I wouldn't take you as the type.
00:42:32Oh, I love the smell of old books.
00:42:36Me too.
00:42:39Ha-ha.
00:42:41Hey.
00:42:44For you.
00:42:49To the thorn tree.
00:42:50To the thorn tree.
00:42:52Please.
00:42:55Well, when do we get to see the manuscript?
00:42:58I'm dying to read it.
00:42:59Just waiting for notes from the trusted reader.
00:43:01Really?
00:43:02Who?
00:43:03Don't worry.
00:43:04I'll send it soon.
00:43:08Well, that should get going.
00:43:10So, Tony, thanks for the champagne.
00:43:12You got it, buddy.
00:43:13And I'll see you.
00:43:14Bye, Max.
00:43:15We'll be in touch.
00:43:20We signed, babe.
00:43:22We are almost there.
00:43:23And if everything else goes according to plan, you're going to be out of bankruptcy.
00:43:26And we are going to be filthy, stinking rich.
00:43:29You always know what to say to a girl, Tony.
00:43:32Well, I also know what to do to a girl, too.
00:43:37How's the nurse working out, Mom?
00:43:39Nice to have someone get the wine glasses down from the top shelf for me.
00:43:43I am so glad I can finally afford someone for you.
00:43:46Thank you, sugar.
00:43:47Just don't spend all your bonus on me.
00:43:51Gotta go.
00:43:52Love you.
00:43:57Miss Von Klimt, hi.
00:44:00Max?
00:44:02Am I interrupting something?
00:44:04No.
00:44:06But I, uh...
00:44:09So, can I come in?
00:44:11Resist, Lisa.
00:44:12If Miss Von Klimt sees Max in here, I'm dead meat.
00:44:23At least I'll die happy.
00:44:26I'm dead meat.
00:45:21Max's car? What's he doing here?
00:45:28I finished the manuscript. It might just be your best book yet.
00:45:33That means a lot's coming from you. What do I do about the ending?
00:45:42The main character goes through so much heartbreak. He has a choice at the end. To live in pain or
00:45:49to move on. To write the final chapter, why not consider how you feel?
00:45:54Do you think you'll find love again? Or not?
00:45:59I never thought I would even trust a woman after Heather cheated on me. But now, I'm seeing some light
00:46:11shine through the dark clouds.
00:46:13Maybe you. I mean, James. You should get a happy ending. Give the readers some hope.
00:46:24Max! Max!
00:46:28Oh my God! Oh my God! Giselle's home!
00:46:32Are you guys friends?
00:46:33We are, but I just don't want her to find out about us yet.
00:46:37Why not?
00:46:39Because...
00:46:40You're a private person. It's none of her business.
00:46:45You're sweet.
00:46:51Lisa! Is Max in there?
00:46:59Max! What are you doing here?
00:47:03Uh...
00:47:04Discussing his manuscript.
00:47:08Lisa gives great notes.
00:47:11Well, actually, I'm glad you're here. Ocean Vuong's having a reading tonight.
00:47:17Are you free?
00:47:18I love Ocean Vuong!
00:47:21You should come with.
00:47:23Actually...
00:47:23Lisa has other plans.
00:47:25Too bad.
00:47:26We'll miss you.
00:47:28Bye.
00:47:48Are you sure you don't want to get a drink with Ocean?
00:47:49I mean...
00:47:50You know, I was tempted.
00:47:52Ocean's a sweetheart, but...
00:47:54I'm not much of a going out girl.
00:47:56Yeah, I'd much rather stay in and...
00:47:58Curl up with a good book.
00:48:00I don't know, you seemed pretty cozy at that industry event the other night.
00:48:03Because I'm good at my job.
00:48:05You know, I'm a bookworm, Max.
00:48:07That is why I run a publishing company.
00:48:10Yeah, but...
00:48:10Didn't you inherit that company?
00:48:12What's your point?
00:48:14Okay, what's your favorite book?
00:48:16I'd have to say Wuthering Heights.
00:48:18It's...
00:48:18It always makes me cry.
00:48:19Wuthering Heights.
00:48:20What?
00:48:21You don't like it?
00:48:22I've just been hearing a lot about that book lately.
00:48:24It's actually one of my favorites.
00:48:25Oh.
00:48:26Makes me cry.
00:48:30It's getting really cold outside.
00:48:32Do you want to come in for a coffee?
00:48:36Um...
00:48:37Yeah.
00:48:37Yeah.
00:48:38Yeah.
00:48:39Sure.
00:48:41Sorry.
00:48:49I know it's worked.
00:48:50I can't watch.
00:48:56I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression, Giselle.
00:49:00I like you.
00:49:01And we have a lot of similar interests.
00:49:03I...
00:49:03I misread the situation too.
00:49:06I like you too.
00:49:08I'm...
00:49:08I'm seeing someone.
00:49:10And I really like her.
00:49:11And I haven't felt this way in a really long time.
00:49:14Maybe we can just be friends.
00:49:16I mean, they work together.
00:49:17It's a lot less complicated that way.
00:49:19Sure.
00:49:20I'd like that.
00:49:22Okay.
00:49:23Well, I gotta...
00:49:25Gotta get going.
00:49:26Have a good night.
00:49:27And good luck with that girl.
00:49:29Yeah.
00:49:30Thanks.
00:49:32Seeing someone?
00:49:33If it's that mousy little Lisa,
00:49:36I'm gonna feed that bitch rat poison.
00:49:38That homewrecking whore has outstayed her welcome.
00:49:41Big time.
00:49:45Max and Giselle kissed.
00:49:47So what?
00:49:48That's a good thing.
00:49:50Why am I being so weird about it?
00:49:55Can we talk?
00:49:59Thanks so much for all your advice with Max.
00:50:02It's been working wonders.
00:50:04How'd it go last night?
00:50:05Let's just say I think I'll be handling things on my own from here on out.
00:50:10That's great.
00:50:11Yeah.
00:50:12I'm sending the rest of your bonus now.
00:50:14Pack your bags.
00:50:16Your car arrives in an hour.
00:50:22What?
00:50:22What did you think you were gonna move in?
00:50:24I'm rich, Lisa.
00:50:26I'm not looking for a roommate.
00:50:28I thought I'd have more time.
00:50:30For what?
00:50:31I never saw the Hollywood sign.
00:50:34Overrated.
00:50:35Pack your bags.
00:50:37Your car is gonna be here in an hour.
00:50:40Relax, Poo Poo.
00:50:41I'm coming.
00:50:43Take the hint.
00:50:44Go back to Indiana and forget all about Max.
00:50:47He's in a Miss Von Klimt now.
00:50:49We were never meant to be.
00:50:52I'm reading the sequel.
00:50:53Unless we are.
00:50:55What do I do?
00:51:21Unless we are.
00:51:26Almost to the airport.
00:51:34Can I change the destination?
00:51:40Come on, Max.
00:51:41Be home.
00:51:46Lisa.
00:51:49What's the matter?
00:51:52I...
00:51:54I...
00:51:56I...
00:51:59Hey.
00:52:02Just breathe.
00:52:04Calm down.
00:52:04Come on.
00:52:05You're with me now.
00:52:07Everything's gonna be just fine.
00:52:10I...
00:52:14I...
00:52:17I...
00:52:23I...
00:52:24I...
00:52:25I...
00:52:25I...
00:52:26I...
00:52:27I...
00:52:30I...
00:52:33I...
00:52:34I...
00:52:39I...
00:52:41I...
00:52:42I...
00:52:51I...
00:53:03I...
00:53:04I...
00:53:09I should go, or I'll miss my flight.
00:53:12I just came to say goodbye.
00:53:13I didn't expect all of this.
00:53:20Maybe it sounds crazy, Lisa, but I'm falling for you.
00:53:26You can stay here with me as long as you want.
00:53:32Really?
00:53:33And if you miss your mom, I will fly her here.
00:53:37She can stay here. There's plenty of space.
00:53:40I'll put in ramps for her wheelchair.
00:53:43What about you and Miss Von Klimt?
00:53:46I saw you kissing last night.
00:53:48Well, then you must have missed me letting her down easy,
00:53:50because you are the only one that I want.
00:53:57Let me think about it, all right?
00:54:00Take as much time as you need.
00:54:14Real smooth, Max.
00:54:21I have to admit, I'm curious what she's working on next.
00:54:24One little pee couldn't hurt.
00:54:34I was craving sex with Max more and more.
00:54:38Knowing he was forbidden fruit only made it sweeter.
00:54:52What the hell is this?
00:54:57Max, I can explain.
00:54:58You're writing about us.
00:54:59About me.
00:55:00I told you, my journal's private.
00:55:02Then why does it look like you're writing your next romance novel?
00:55:06It does.
00:55:08You know?
00:55:09I don't want my personal life splattered around.
00:55:13Max, it's just my diary.
00:55:16I'd never dream of publishing it.
00:55:18I cannot believe I fell for your ugly duckling story.
00:55:22Just admit it.
00:55:23You are using me for material.
00:55:25I can't tell Max the truth, or it'll mean ratting out Ms. Von Klimt.
00:55:29And that means losing my publishing contract.
00:55:31What do I do?
00:55:37Your silence says everything.
00:55:40Max, I never meant to hurt you.
00:55:42Don't you have a plane to catch?
00:55:44But Max...
00:55:45We're done.
00:55:46Get out, Lisa.
00:55:50And if I ever see this printed, you'll be hearing from my attorneys.
00:56:02I'm so sorry, Max.
00:56:18Need a ride, skink?
00:56:26What are you doing here?
00:56:28Bitch, what are you doing here?
00:56:31You're supposed to be at the airport right now.
00:56:33But no.
00:56:34You just had to stop by Max's for a little last quickie, didn't you?
00:56:39I can't explain.
00:56:40No.
00:56:40I brought you out here for a reason.
00:56:43And that reason is not fucking Max behind my back.
00:56:46I trusted you.
00:56:49I'm so sorry I let you down.
00:56:52Max just broke up with me.
00:56:55You broke up?
00:56:56Max must be vulnerable.
00:56:58Maybe I'm still in the game after all.
00:57:03I'll forgive you.
00:57:04If you leave right now,
00:57:06you can keep the money and the publishing deal.
00:57:09But I never want to see your face at LA again.
00:57:13Got it?
00:57:14Okay.
00:57:16Now beat it.
00:57:25Damn it, Lisa.
00:57:27I said to get out of here.
00:57:28We're through.
00:57:31Giselle.
00:57:33What are you doing here?
00:57:34I guess this is a bad time.
00:57:37Wait.
00:57:39I could use somebody to talk to.
00:57:45Thanks, Giselle.
00:57:47I don't think alcohol can solve this problem, no.
00:57:50Couldn't hurt.
00:58:08What happened with Lisa?
00:58:10She was using me for her next romance novel.
00:58:15I found her journal.
00:58:18I should have known it was too good to be true.
00:58:21She's the woman you told me about?
00:58:25I'm so sorry.
00:58:27No, Lisa's always been like this.
00:58:30She's a succubus.
00:58:32Just using men for her perverted novels.
00:58:45Now, I may not know what to say to make you feel better, but I do know something that might
00:58:53distract you.
00:59:16I have just returned from a visit to my landlord, the solitary neighbor that I shall be troubled with.
00:59:25This is certainly a beautiful country.
00:59:31In all England, I do not believe that I could have fixed on a situation so completely removed from the
00:59:41stir of society.
01:00:07Are you going to mope around in your PJs forever?
01:00:11I'm a writer, Mom.
01:00:13PJs are my uniform.
01:00:16When are you going to tell me what happened?
01:00:19How about getting out of the house?
01:00:20I thought we got Teresa so you didn't have to be around so much.
01:00:25Your Tinder matches are just waiting for a time and place.
01:00:28I don't want a Tinder date, Mom.
01:00:31Just leave me alone, please.
01:00:33See what I'm dealing with, Teresa.
01:00:34Goes to L.A. for two weeks.
01:00:37Comes back a drama queen.
01:00:43MK Roth's Thorn Tree tops Time's bestseller lists.
01:00:47Congratulations, Max.
01:00:53Miss Von Klimt?
01:00:58Looks like she finally got him.
01:01:09Another week topping the bestseller list.
01:01:12We're breaking records, Max.
01:01:15I'm just glad that people like it.
01:01:17Like it?
01:01:18They love it.
01:01:20Now, you might win the National Book Award.
01:01:27You've been drinking a lot lately.
01:01:29Everything okay?
01:01:33Well, I know something that will cheer you up.
01:01:37I went to the doctor today.
01:01:40Guess what?
01:01:41What?
01:01:43I'm pregnant.
01:01:46You're pregnant?
01:01:47Mm-hmm.
01:01:49But how?
01:01:49How?
01:01:50We're using protection.
01:01:51Accidents happen, right?
01:01:54You are going to be such a great father.
01:01:57I can't wait to be Mrs. Roth.
01:02:02So you're keeping it?
01:02:03Why wouldn't I?
01:02:05I want this to work, Max.
01:02:08I love you.
01:02:22Well, whatever you want to do, I will support it.
01:02:25Oh.
01:02:32Shihara never loved anyone like the werewolf king.
01:02:36Their days were filled with long talks, reading, strolls around the castle, their nights with
01:02:42passionate lovemaking.
01:02:44Shihara had never been so happy.
01:02:49I can't write romance with a broken heart.
01:02:51This is torture.
01:02:54Not now, Mom.
01:02:56I thought a little gift might improve your mood.
01:03:00Thanks, Mom.
01:03:01You didn't have to.
01:03:03Your favorite author.
01:03:04Everyone's talking about the new book.
01:03:06It's in Oprah's Book Club.
01:03:09Surprised I haven't seen you reading it.
01:03:12I just didn't have the time.
01:03:15Thanks, Mom.
01:03:40As James perused the library, he saw a young woman in glasses crying over Wuthering Heights.
01:03:47She felt his presence.
01:03:51Wiping her eyes as she returned his gaze.
01:03:56James had lost the game of love, but that didn't mean he never went again.
01:04:02A happy ending.
01:04:05He took my note.
01:04:08Maybe there's still hope for me.
01:04:12Millionaire author M.K. Roth to Wed, CEO of EMU Publishing.
01:04:18They're getting married?
01:04:26Yes.
01:04:27Yes.
01:04:28Yes.
01:04:29Yes.
01:04:30Yes.
01:04:31Yes.
01:04:31Yes.
01:04:32Yes.
01:04:33Yes.
01:04:34Yes.
01:04:36Yes.
01:04:38Yes.
01:04:39Yes.
01:04:43All this scheming around.
01:04:45It's got me so horny for you.
01:04:53By this time next week, we're going to be rich because of that brilliant contract you made.
01:05:09once you guys get married the book rights transfer to you the royalties alone are
01:05:14gonna solve your company's bankruptcy then we'll take max to hollywood whether he likes it or not
01:05:19the studios are dying for a movie version of the thorn tree why not a trilogy
01:05:24the tv show crypto video games the possibilities are endless we just have to keep our secret a
01:05:32little longer i'll get rid of max as soon as possible good i hate sneaking around would have
01:05:38been easier if that bitch lisa didn't almost fuck it up guess you get what you pay for what do
01:05:45you
01:05:45mean oh i didn't tell you i've been paying her with her own money i've withheld her royalties for years
01:05:55you are so bad
01:06:06what is it honey bunch mom i think i have to tell you about what happened in la
01:06:18i couldn't tell max why i was really writing about him now he's marrying miss von klimt and
01:06:23he probably doesn't even know that she hired me to help her seduce him sounds like you need
01:06:28to tell him miss von klimt said if i ever go back to la she'll cancel my publishing contract
01:06:33we'll lose your nerves maybe a lot more look miss von bitch was born rich she doesn't know anything
01:06:40but running her daddy's company you were born in the middle of nowhere with a mom in a wheelchair
01:06:45and somehow you still became a big author you could take that barbie any day of the week
01:06:51but max dumped me what if he really does love miss von klimt you'll never know unless you talk to
01:06:59him
01:06:59brave like shihara the elf princess you're not that nerdy girl you were in high school
01:07:07you're a badass bitch you're right but can i really break up a wedding hell yes you can
01:07:26hey look great pal
01:07:30i can't believe i'm getting married again don't you think it's too soon not with the right lady
01:07:38i'm not so sure about that
01:07:44don't tell me you're getting cold feet what is this about
01:07:50max do not tell me it was about that english smut writer
01:07:54hey men would kill to be with jazette you know that
01:08:11elvin lust why are you reading this crap
01:08:16isn't it bad luck to see each other before the wedding day
01:08:19netflix call they want to adapt the thorn tree as a dating show
01:08:26the ultimatum meets vanderpump rules
01:08:29what do you think
01:08:34i'm not whoring out my work
01:08:36stop asking me about hollywood deals
01:08:39i'm sorry i just got excited
01:08:41we'll talk after the ceremony
01:08:52i made it thank god for book talk
01:08:58lisa no she ruined everything
01:09:02tony hi
01:09:03yeah hey i know this sounds crazy but i really need to talk to max do you know where i
01:09:07can find him
01:09:07he's about to get married lisa so
01:09:10yeah that's kind of why i'm here
01:09:12okay he doesn't want to see you
01:09:13he and giselle are very happy
01:09:15no but he doesn't know the truth
01:09:17giselle hired me to help her seduce him
01:09:19what you are crazy you're talking like a crazy person
01:09:22all right go back to the loony bin now
01:09:24aren't you max's friend don't you want to hear me out
01:09:28nope come on let's go
01:09:31wait
01:09:33you're in on this too
01:09:35what are you two planning to do to max
01:09:37you stupid little bitch
01:09:39you're gonna ruin this entire plan for me
01:09:41what plan
01:09:42i want you
01:09:47what the hell's happening here tony
01:09:50i'm so sorry
01:09:51lisa
01:09:51hey
01:09:54what is happening
01:09:55i told you to keep your man-stealing ass out of l.a
01:10:01miss von klimt
01:10:02think very clearly about what you say next
01:10:06you know what i can do to you
01:10:08giselle
01:10:10what happened between you two
01:10:12don't talk to her max
01:10:13she is just looking to use you for more material for her books
01:10:17isn't that right lisa
01:10:20lisa is that true
01:10:21come on lisa stand up for yourself
01:10:24it's now or never
01:10:37giselle hired me to help her seduce you
01:10:39what you read in my journal wasn't a book
01:10:41at least not one i planned on
01:10:43they were notes to share with miss von klimt
01:10:47so
01:10:48what happened between us was fake
01:10:50no
01:10:51i just wanted to be a good date doctor
01:10:53i was as shocked as anyone when i was the one who started to fall in love with you
01:10:57oh you fell in love with me
01:10:59of course max
01:11:02and i don't know what miss von klimt has told you but i don't think she's marrying you for the
01:11:05right reasons
01:11:06because tony seems to be a part of her plan
01:11:08she is babbling like a psycho
01:11:11somebody call the police
01:11:13i mean to ruin our wedding day
01:11:15max
01:11:16please believe me
01:11:19i love you
01:11:20don't marry her
01:11:22lapd
01:11:23there is a raving lunatic trying to ruin my wedding
01:11:27and you know what i'm gonna bring her right over here right
01:11:30answer me this
01:11:31is that baby mine
01:11:45it's mine
01:11:47giselle and i had the idea to screw you out of your book rights
01:11:49by adding some hidden clauses in the contract
01:11:53she marries you
01:11:55she controls everything
01:11:56tony we have known each other
01:11:59for years
01:12:01why
01:12:01would you betray me
01:12:03emu publishing was going bankrupt
01:12:06giselle needed money
01:12:07she
01:12:07and she convinced me that i needed some too
01:12:10but honestly
01:12:11i didn't care about that
01:12:14all i wanted was her
01:12:15oh you sappy piece of shit
01:12:18you fucked us
01:12:19i love you
01:12:21and the baby
01:12:22yeah
01:12:22we hate you
01:12:24hey
01:12:24it's safe to say
01:12:26this wedding is over
01:12:28i'll see you two lovebirds in court
01:12:35can you ever forgive me for doubting you
01:12:38i don't know what came over me
01:12:40i was a mess
01:12:41after our fight
01:12:44we can talk about it over dinner
01:12:45i know a little spot by the beach
01:12:51you are finished
01:12:53lisa
01:12:53i am cancelling our contract
01:12:55and i am keeping
01:12:56the heidi brushfire name
01:12:58yeah i'll write all the next books myself
01:13:01a monkey could write that trash
01:13:21don't worry about giselle
01:13:23i will get you a new publishing deal
01:13:26you just have to trust me
01:13:29do you trust me
01:13:40i love you
01:13:41lisa
01:13:46happy to present the author formerly known as heidi brushfire reading from her first novel under her real name
01:13:55which has already topped the new york times bestseller list
01:13:59ladies and gentlemen
01:14:01lisa brown
01:14:03i sat at my laptop in pjs
01:14:13writing a sex scene between a werewolf king and an elven princess
01:14:17when the phone rang
01:14:18little did i know my life was about to change forever
01:14:30i love the book
01:14:32why did you decide to publish under your own name
01:14:34my boyfriend was very encouraging
01:14:36some of you might know mk raw
01:14:41max started his own publishing company after some bad industry experiences
01:14:46his next book's coming out later this year
01:14:52so you didn't write the new elven lust book
01:14:55it totally sucks
01:14:57the heidi brushfire name belongs to my old publisher
01:15:00i heard the ceo writes the books herself now
01:15:03guess she must have plenty of time now that she's bankrupt
01:15:08i have a question
01:15:09when are you and max getting married
01:15:11he let you put out this sexy book all about how you met
01:15:15how about a happy ending
01:15:16mom
01:15:19actually
01:15:21i can answer that
01:15:31i've never really been a public person
01:15:33but lisa broke me out of that shell
01:15:39speaking of which
01:15:48lisa brown
01:15:51will you marry me
01:15:54yes
01:15:55yes
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