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00:00:00This was me, casually ruining my personality.
00:00:0420 years later, I'm still the punchline.
00:00:10Those clothes, those highlights, a Tamagotchi?
00:00:15I went back to 2006.
00:00:17Vote me for senior prom queen.
00:00:21Later, loser.
00:00:23Nothing's changed.
00:00:24Loser, loser.
00:00:26Mia, sit down.
00:00:28But that's the thing about second chances.
00:00:30You can always flip the script.
00:00:37You're a good chicken ass.
00:00:39I like this new you.
00:00:40High school bucket list item number one.
00:00:42Be the kind of girl who gets her crush's attention.
00:00:47Be brave even when it scares you.
00:00:50I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen.
00:00:54Do it, queen.
00:00:55Let's annihilate this biatch.
00:00:57Shut it, wannabe Lance.
00:00:59Choke and die, slutty Spears.
00:01:01Start a riot.
00:01:02Bad fight!
00:01:05There's only one girl that I've ever really liked.
00:01:08And it's not, Jess.
00:01:10Will you officially be my prom date so you can predict the future?
00:01:14Actually, I'm from the future.
00:01:18Ah!
00:01:19Ah!
00:01:22Ah!
00:01:23Ah!
00:01:24Ah!
00:01:28Ah!
00:01:29Everybody says things get better after graduation.
00:01:32But 20 years later, I'm still the punchline.
00:01:34Don't flow!
00:01:35Ah!
00:01:37Ah!
00:01:40This is me, casually ruining my high school room.
00:01:51Mia?
00:01:52Is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working?
00:01:58No, I'm sorry, Jessica.
00:02:00But actually, I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think could...
00:02:04Okay, yeah, just save it, Brainiac.
00:02:06You can put my name on it and cut the check.
00:02:08Now just clean this up, or I will find myself another assistant.
00:02:12C-C-C-K.
00:02:16I still run the school of pockets.
00:02:19Stop fucking embarrassing me.
00:02:21Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement
00:02:25from the class of 2006's prom king and queen,
00:02:30Connor Oliver and Jessica Hart.
00:02:40You okay?
00:02:41Am I okay?
00:02:43My forever crush just walked in looking at your Disney prince,
00:02:46and I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own name, but details.
00:02:52Yeah, I'm super good.
00:02:54You seem really amazing.
00:02:57Look who's talking.
00:02:58Well, I was surprised that you were here.
00:03:01You're such a big shot in the city.
00:03:04I'm actually...
00:03:05I came here for someone very special.
00:03:09I came back for you.
00:03:11Yeah, um...
00:03:13Can I talk to you later?
00:03:14It's been 20 years,
00:03:16but this is a sign to stop being a wimp
00:03:18and finally tell him how I feel.
00:03:20Absolutely.
00:03:22Actually, I want to...
00:03:23Come on, Connor.
00:03:24Everyone is waiting for us to start the show,
00:03:27so let's give them one.
00:03:43Jessica, what the hell?
00:03:45Mia!
00:03:46Come here.
00:03:47Hey, it's okay.
00:03:48You're gonna be all right.
00:03:49Just hold on.
00:03:51I wish I could go back.
00:03:53What do you mean?
00:03:53Go back where?
00:03:54Then I could tell you how much.
00:03:56How much you want?
00:03:57Hey, Mia.
00:03:58Mia, stay with me, okay?
00:04:00Mia, look at me.
00:04:01What did you want to tell me?
00:04:03Say, you're gonna give me a few things.
00:04:08Am I...
00:04:09dead?
00:04:13Or did my wish come true?
00:04:14Did I really get a second chance?
00:04:19Holy bananas.
00:04:21No more frown lines.
00:04:22I look 18 again.
00:04:24Which means...
00:04:27Look, the freak show lives.
00:04:29Rise and shine, Mia.
00:04:31I've got a mountain of my homework for you, too.
00:04:36Those clothes.
00:04:38Those highlights.
00:04:40A...
00:04:40Tamagotchi?
00:04:42I went back to...
00:04:452006?
00:04:49When else would it be reject calendar munch?
00:04:54Miss Thompson, may I be excused?
00:04:57I think I'm hallucinating.
00:04:59Mamie, you've got to stop getting high before class like the other losers.
00:05:05Loser, loser, loser, loser, loser, loser, loser, loser, loser, loser.
00:05:11Nothing's changed.
00:05:13Everyone still sees me as a loser.
00:05:15And nobody.
00:05:16The girl who can't fight back.
00:05:18But that's the thing about second chances.
00:05:20You can always flip the script.
00:05:23High school bucket list item number one.
00:05:25And never put up with bullying again.
00:05:31Miss Thompson, Mia's trying to kill...
00:05:35Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office.
00:05:39Why?
00:05:40For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:05:43They do this every day.
00:05:51Don't be silly.
00:05:54Jessica's the founder's daughter and a model student.
00:05:58She would never break.
00:06:01She just...
00:06:02Sit down and finish your lab before I fail you.
00:06:11Mia joined Jessica's group.
00:06:13And I expect a perfect report when I get back.
00:06:21Okay.
00:06:22So we just start by combining the aluminum with the hydrochloric acid.
00:06:31Oops.
00:06:32What can I say?
00:06:34Snitches get stitches, you little lab rat.
00:06:38A shame what happened to your shirt.
00:06:42Let's clean you up.
00:06:43That's acid.
00:06:44I know, Mia, but this is science class.
00:06:47And I want to try this experiment on you.
00:06:59Oh, these are so funny in my space.
00:07:02Mia, do you want me to tag your boobs as dirty danglers or no man's land?
00:07:14Wow, Mia, you look like you're in trouble.
00:07:25So are you going to put her in her place or should I?
00:07:28High school bucket list item number two.
00:07:30Be the kind of girl who gets her crushes' attention.
00:07:34Con-con, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal.
00:07:39Don't...
00:07:41Don't call me that.
00:07:42Or what?
00:07:42Little miss...
00:07:43St-st-stutter!
00:07:45This time, no more shrinking.
00:07:47You do that again?
00:07:49I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade.
00:07:51Hmm, what will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:07:56I don't know what you're talking about.
00:07:59You're cheating your way into college.
00:08:00And if you keep pushing me, I'll ensure you don't get in.
00:08:04Shame what happened to your shirt.
00:08:07Imagine what I could do to your face.
00:08:13Let's see what this does to yours.
00:08:22Mia, put the bottle down!
00:08:27No!
00:08:27No!
00:08:28No!
00:08:29High school bucket list item number three.
00:08:31Teacher or least favorite teacher, Alyssa.
00:08:34Sorry, Ms. Thompson.
00:08:35Freak science accident.
00:08:37Blame chemistry.
00:08:38Oh, God!
00:08:41Damn, Mia.
00:08:43Wasn't expecting that.
00:08:44Little fight looks good on you.
00:08:46Use your words.
00:08:48Don't get lost in that smile.
00:08:50Just say something.
00:08:51No, it's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done.
00:08:54No.
00:08:56You look good kicking ass.
00:08:58I like this new you.
00:08:59I like the new me, too.
00:09:02Goodbye, shy girl.
00:09:03Hello, high school 2.0.
00:09:06Ah!
00:09:07You think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering!
00:09:12What's next, Mia?
00:09:13Running for prom queen!
00:09:15Stop!
00:09:16Stop!
00:09:16You know what?
00:09:17Maybe I will.
00:09:19Literally, no one knows you.
00:09:21And you want to run against me?
00:09:23Anyone can wear a crown.
00:09:26Not people like you.
00:09:29Need a reminder?
00:09:31Nikki!
00:09:32Sharpie!
00:09:33Now!
00:09:36If you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen, I will not make your life a living
00:09:40hell.
00:09:40Feel?
00:09:45Everyone, I'd like to make an announcement.
00:09:50High school bucket list item number four.
00:09:52Be brave even when it scares you.
00:09:54I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen.
00:10:00Mia, Mama, Sita, Watkins, did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:10:06Chris and Kay were my only real friends.
00:10:08We lost touch after high school.
00:10:10So, I'm not losing them again.
00:10:12I did.
00:10:14I'm so glad you guys are here.
00:10:16I just miss you so much and I love you.
00:10:19Come here, Fran.
00:10:21It's been like ten minutes, but we love you too.
00:10:24And since we love you, let's get you right.
00:10:32Great!
00:10:32More maggots have arrived.
00:10:35Besides them, Mia, honestly, who else is going to vote for you?
00:10:39The misfits.
00:10:41The outcasts.
00:10:42Anyone who doesn't fit into your plastic definition of prefect.
00:10:47To the queen.
00:10:48Let's annihilate this biatch.
00:10:50Shut it, wannabe Lance!
00:10:52Choke and die, slutty spears.
00:10:54Well, since we're doing this, raise your hand if you want to vote for me.
00:11:04Okay.
00:11:05And raise your hand if you want to vote for Mia.
00:11:15Connor, what the hell did you just give her?
00:11:17Was that your number?
00:11:19My vote.
00:11:23Please may I not be hallucinating.
00:11:26Con-Con, you already got the vote for prom king this year.
00:11:31We have to do this.
00:11:32Together.
00:11:33Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina.
00:11:36Except for me.
00:11:38I don't want to date you, Jessica.
00:11:41Everyone wants to date me.
00:11:43I'm head cheerleader.
00:11:45You're the basketball captain.
00:11:47Even our parents want us together.
00:11:49It's destiny.
00:11:50May the best girl win.
00:11:52Aw, Mr. Oliver.
00:11:54If you fail again, you won't be able to go to prom or play in the basketball finals.
00:11:59Understood?
00:12:02Got it.
00:12:05Where do you think you're going?
00:12:06We have a pop quiz on...
00:12:08Theory of Relativity.
00:12:09The answers are A, C, C, B...
00:12:15I'll come back for my A later.
00:12:16No, you're not going anywhere until you take this test.
00:12:19High school bucket list item number five.
00:12:21Ditch class like a badass.
00:12:23Check it.
00:12:24If I'm wrong, I'll go straight to the principal's office.
00:12:28You wasted.
00:12:31How?
00:12:33Told ya.
00:12:35See you later, Misty.
00:12:43Hey, I just wanted to thank you for...
00:12:55I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...
00:12:58I'll get off you now.
00:13:01You good?
00:13:02Yeah.
00:13:03Oh.
00:13:04Sorry, your necklace.
00:13:05Oh, no.
00:13:06Don't worry about it.
00:13:07It's been in my family for years.
00:13:08It's like indestructible.
00:13:09Oh, it's pretty.
00:13:10Thanks.
00:13:11My mom thinks that it has magical powers.
00:13:15She's nuts.
00:13:18You know, I want to polish it up and give it to a girl I like.
00:13:21Wow.
00:13:22Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful.
00:13:25Jess?
00:13:26Hmm.
00:13:26Why would I give it to Jess?
00:13:28Well, because you two are a thing.
00:13:30You're like the school's Kylie and Chalamet.
00:13:34I like who.
00:13:35Uh, nothing.
00:13:36No.
00:13:36It's just you two were like junior prom king and queen last year, so I thought...
00:13:41She doesn't deserve to be prom queen.
00:13:43You do.
00:13:44I see her constantly bullying everybody and she gets rewarded for it.
00:13:48That's why you won my vote.
00:13:51I thought you liked her.
00:13:53Wow.
00:13:56To be honest with you, Mia, there's only one girl that I've ever really liked.
00:14:03And it's not Jess.
00:14:06Then who?
00:14:09Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is...
00:14:15Oh my god, Mia, are you okay?
00:14:17Sorry.
00:14:18Oh, fuck.
00:14:19No, yeah, I'm fine.
00:14:19I'm great.
00:14:20What were you saying about the who you like?
00:14:21Oh, she's out of my league.
00:14:24Oh god.
00:14:25It's okay.
00:14:26Yeah, I'm afraid.
00:14:27Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league and she's beautiful and
00:14:33smart and she probably doesn't want to go out with a girl.
00:14:37She's not a dumb child like me.
00:14:39You're not dumb, Connor.
00:14:42She's the stupid one if she turns you down.
00:14:45Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so...
00:14:50Cool.
00:14:50Um, but I'm not going to ask her out until I get my grades up.
00:14:54High school bucket list, item number six.
00:14:57Pretend you're not heartbroken that you're crushed like someone else.
00:15:01What did you have in mind?
00:15:02Well, if you could help me ace this test, I will help you win the crown.
00:15:09Make you prom queen.
00:15:12What do you think?
00:15:21Everyone, vote me for senior prom queen.
00:15:26Keep freaks out of our last dance ever.
00:15:30Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism.
00:15:33Dr. Jessica!
00:15:37Dylan, if I don't take her on now, we'll spend the next two decades paying for it.
00:15:45Oh, perfect.
00:15:46Just the people I wanted to see.
00:15:47You are just in time for my campaign kickoff.
00:15:52Everyone, I would like to announce the first prom election challenge.
00:15:58Oh, man.
00:15:59Here goes nothing.
00:16:01Connor will join too, since everyone already wants him to be prom king.
00:16:06What's his challenge?
00:16:08A chemistry test.
00:16:09Well, great.
00:16:11Chemistry is my favorite subject.
00:16:13Sexual chemistry.
00:16:15Sexual what?
00:16:17The rules are simple.
00:16:19Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor,
00:16:21and you will vote for who breaks the fire.
00:16:25You down?
00:16:29Mia, you don't have to do this if you don't want to.
00:16:39Boo!
00:16:40No more applause.
00:16:41Jess already has the clap.
00:16:42Bite me to me, Paz.
00:16:43Your little friend lost.
00:16:46Connor's mine, okay?
00:16:47This is the reunion all over again.
00:16:49I'm not letting her win this time.
00:16:51What the hell was that?
00:16:53Me winning.
00:16:54Can't wait to have that king.
00:16:57Concon and I are a tough act to follow, but, uh, show us your best, freak.
00:17:02Are you sure you want to do this?
00:17:04Did your man, Mia?
00:17:05Shut the fuck up, Chris.
00:17:07You don't have to put on a show for them.
00:17:09Or anybody.
00:17:10You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow.
00:17:13You bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your stepbrother.
00:17:16Oops, was that a secret?
00:17:17I'm not doing this for them.
00:17:19It's for me.
00:17:21Just follow my lead.
00:17:23High school bucket list, item number set.
00:17:25Make the first move.
00:17:27No, you follow my lead.
00:17:33You follow my lead.
00:17:50So, you guys.
00:17:51Who did it better?
00:17:53Mia!
00:17:54Mia!
00:17:58Mia!
00:17:59Mia!
00:18:00Mia, we definitely have to do that again.
00:18:03How dare you make out with that scum-sucking social climate science fair slut!
00:18:09I will destroy her life and I will win prom queen!
00:18:13Not if I can help it.
00:18:15The whole town wants us together!
00:18:17Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:18:19Connor!
00:18:24Mia, your prince is waiting.
00:18:28Has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:18:31Stop drooling.
00:18:32Go over there.
00:18:33Or you can use your mouth in another creative way.
00:18:36Go, go, go, go, go.
00:18:37You stopped him.
00:18:38Bye.
00:18:38Bye.
00:18:38Bye.
00:18:39Bye.
00:18:41Mia, we really need to talk.
00:18:45About that kiss.
00:18:48Where'd you learn how to do that?
00:18:51College.
00:18:52Science majors are sluggier than you think.
00:18:54Uh, you hook up with college guys?
00:18:56No.
00:18:57But I will one day.
00:19:00My magic eight ball said so.
00:19:02So you can predict the future?
00:19:05Actually, I'm from the future.
00:19:07Right.
00:19:08It's my secret superpower, so.
00:19:10Oh.
00:19:11Well, I hope that there's another run for us in our future.
00:19:15Somewhere.
00:19:16Where there's less interruptions.
00:19:19Connor?
00:19:21I don't really kiss people unless I'm dating them.
00:19:23And it's not like you want to date me, so.
00:19:26Actually, about that, yeah.
00:19:27Well, let's just focus on beating Jess, and we can talk about all the kiss stuff later.
00:19:33Yeah?
00:19:34Connor might be my forever crush, but he's also a forever playboy.
00:19:39At least, that's what the rumors say.
00:19:42Fine.
00:19:43Yeah, look.
00:19:44Yeah, look.
00:19:44For your information, the next best opportunity to get votes is going to be at tomorrow's bake-off.
00:19:51So we could team up.
00:19:55Wait.
00:19:56Do you really think I could beat Miss Popular?
00:20:00Yes.
00:20:01You could run this school if you wanted to, Mia.
00:20:04You're royalty and you don't even know it.
00:20:09Out of the way, cooking class champions coming through.
00:20:13Wait.
00:20:15You're not seriously thinking about answering.
00:20:18If you do, I will embarrass you so bad, you will wish you were dead.
00:20:25Still want to do this?
00:20:28Why not?
00:20:29Baking is just chemistry.
00:20:32Let the best bake her win.
00:20:34Ew.
00:20:36And I think we all know who's going to win.
00:20:40Girls, should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go?
00:20:46What are you talking about?
00:20:48You don't look the part yet, Mia.
00:20:50Let us help you out.
00:21:01Later, loser.
00:21:05Let me guess.
00:21:06Jessup bitch strikes again.
00:21:08I hope her baked goods burn in hell.
00:21:10You want me to go cursor?
00:21:12Thanks for the thought, Kate.
00:21:14I don't want to beat her fair and square.
00:21:16Never going to have to give you an edge.
00:21:18Something that gives you hot points and baking points.
00:21:22Meet me at school bright and early tomorrow.
00:21:24Why?
00:21:25Because I'm going to turn you into sexy, nerdy, baking queen.
00:21:32Mia, where are you?
00:21:35Where's your baking buddy, con-con?
00:21:37Did she chicken out last night?
00:21:44Connor, may I present to you your future girlfriend?
00:21:48I mean, this year's bake-off, H-B-I-C, Mia Watkins.
00:21:56Mia, you look...
00:21:57Like a fucking try-hard.
00:21:59Overdressed much?
00:22:00Come on, girls.
00:22:01We have a contest to win.
00:22:02Like I was saying, you look gorgeous.
00:22:06High school bucket list item number eight.
00:22:08Flirt like a hawk.
00:22:09Look who's talking.
00:22:11Jeff, ready to win?
00:22:13Yeah.
00:22:14Stop putting on a show.
00:22:15This event is supposed to be about me.
00:22:17Who the hell do you think you are, Mia?
00:22:20Call me queen.
00:22:25Because I'm coming for your throne.
00:22:29Boo.
00:22:35Shut up or die.
00:22:40All right.
00:22:41Contestants, we're about to begin.
00:22:43To your tables, please.
00:22:44Do you have any idea what we're doing here?
00:22:46Oh, yeah.
00:22:47We're just going to make liquid nitrogen ice cream
00:22:48with some molecular gastronomy topping.
00:22:50It's really easy.
00:22:52What?
00:22:53It's science meets sweets.
00:22:55Come on.
00:22:56All right, contestants.
00:22:58The bake-off begins now.
00:23:02Okay.
00:23:03And we'll smoke this in here.
00:23:06Like this.
00:23:07Like that.
00:23:14And then this.
00:23:17That's on your nose.
00:23:19That's too much.
00:23:20That's too much.
00:23:21That's too much.
00:23:34Cool trick, Bill Nye the science nerd.
00:23:38Hope it's earthquake-proof.
00:23:45Oops.
00:23:48Oops.
00:23:49Foot slipped.
00:23:51Sorry, not sorry.
00:23:53Oops.
00:23:56My hand slipped.
00:24:00Oh, she's awful.
00:24:03If you do that again, Miss Watkins,
00:24:06you will be disqualified.
00:24:07She just kicked our table.
00:24:08I did not see Jessica do anything wrong.
00:24:11Get back to work.
00:24:13It's fine.
00:24:13It's fine.
00:24:14So what do we do now?
00:24:15A good scientist.
00:24:17Always.
00:24:18Has a plan.
00:24:22And time.
00:24:26The winning team's votes also count toward their prom queen's campaign.
00:24:31Jessica, you're up.
00:24:34It is a model of my mansion.
00:24:37And anyone who votes for me can come to all my parties for the rest of me.
00:24:44This is our dessert.
00:24:46It may look simple, but it's got a little magic to it.
00:25:12And all the votes are in.
00:25:15The winner of this year's Senior Bake-Off is...
00:25:25The winner of this year's Senior Bake-Off is...
00:25:35Mia Watkins!
00:25:37Mia, the 2006 Golden Bake-Off Trophy belongs to you and Connor.
00:25:45That's amazing.
00:25:48We did it! I can't believe it!
00:25:51Oh, that's my queen! That's my best friend! We love her!
00:25:55Best day of my life.
00:25:58I knew you could do that.
00:26:02No! Connor and that trophy are mine!
00:26:10Not anymore.
00:26:11Ah!
00:26:14I'm so gonna regret that loser!
00:26:17I'm sorry.
00:26:18High school bucket list, item number nine.
00:26:22Start a riot.
00:26:23Make it epic.
00:26:26Food fight!
00:26:30Food fight!
00:26:33Popular kids versus men!
00:26:35Stop it! Stop it!
00:26:37Stop it!
00:26:43Stop! Stop!
00:26:51Team Jessica, Team Mia, get over here right now!
00:26:56Principal Davis, before you say anything, Mia started it!
00:27:02Thank you for your honesty, Jessica.
00:27:05You and your friends can go.
00:27:06What?
00:27:08No, she's lying!
00:27:09I would drop that attitude, Miss Watkins.
00:27:12You know what?
00:27:13No.
00:27:15I like having an attitude.
00:27:17I lived for years without one.
00:27:19And now, it's here to stay.
00:27:22One more bad word.
00:27:23One more thing that you do wrong and you are suspended.
00:27:28Fine.
00:27:29I'll stop having an attitude when you stop letting Jessica's dad bribe you.
00:27:36Oh, sorry.
00:27:37No one knows about that yet.
00:27:38Both of you, pack your bags.
00:27:43Wait, are we suspended?
00:27:45I can't get suspended.
00:27:46My dad's gonna fly back from his business trip and get me killed.
00:27:48No, no, no.
00:27:49I'm giving you a vacation day.
00:27:51You're both free to go.
00:27:53Wait, for real?
00:27:54Of course.
00:27:55You're both free to go.
00:27:56And if you ever need anything, feel free to come by my office.
00:27:59The door's always open.
00:28:00How much money did her dad give you?
00:28:04Uh, $147,347.
00:28:07You'll be quiet, you demon child.
00:28:11On second though, why don't you help me clean up here?
00:28:14My star students.
00:28:18What the fuck was that?
00:28:22Whoa.
00:28:23Did you see the look on his face?
00:28:25Yeah, he was freaking out.
00:28:27How did you know all that stuff, though?
00:28:29Well, I told you I can see the future, so.
00:28:32Right.
00:28:33It's no big deal.
00:28:34Yeah.
00:28:36So tell me.
00:28:38What do you see in our future tonight?
00:28:41Well, I have to study for the science test.
00:28:43Oh, yeah.
00:28:45What's that one again?
00:28:46Uh, anatomy.
00:28:47It's the study of the-
00:28:48Human body.
00:28:50Yeah.
00:28:51Yeah.
00:28:52You want to do it at my place?
00:28:54My parents aren't home.
00:28:55Your place?
00:28:56Like a-
00:28:59Like us?
00:29:01Together?
00:29:02You're alone?
00:29:03Yeah.
00:29:04Let's go, professor.
00:29:06I promise to be a good boy.
00:29:10Okay.
00:29:10Hey.
00:29:19Hey, hey, hey.
00:30:22Yeah, Mia, Mia, were you moaning at my questions?
00:30:27I'm not that dumb.
00:30:28No, no.
00:30:29I was asking about question number four.
00:30:32Actors abdominis.
00:30:33What is it?
00:30:36Get up.
00:30:37I'm going to show you and then I'm going to quiz you.
00:30:42All right, please me.
00:30:43Okay.
00:30:48Can I?
00:30:49All right.
00:30:50All right.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:51All right.
00:31:00Arachiae.
00:31:04Hector Alice Major.
00:31:09Arachis abdominis.
00:31:11Gloria Amen.
00:31:14Is that the name?
00:31:15The name is that long.
00:31:16No, no, no.
00:31:17You forgot about that part.
00:31:19No, it's not important.
00:31:21Stop manhandling him, Mia.
00:31:23He likes someone else.
00:31:25You know, I think that you're enjoying this little study session.
00:31:33But I think it would be way more informative if we were wearing a lot of last clothes.
00:31:49The rules are simple.
00:31:51If you get a question wrong, you strip.
00:31:54Unless you just want to stick to the books.
00:31:56High school bucket list item number ten.
00:31:59Unleash your inner vixen.
00:32:01No?
00:32:03Are you ready to lose?
00:32:06Trapezibusius.
00:32:07Where?
00:32:08Oh my...
00:32:15Um, Brachialis.
00:32:24Brachialis.
00:32:25You, that's cheating.
00:32:27Don't look at that.
00:32:48You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked, but you are getting pretty
00:32:52close.
00:32:53That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:32:58I may have made up a few questions.
00:33:01Uh, to level the playing field.
00:33:03You!
00:33:06Bad girl.
00:33:09Violence is against the rules.
00:33:11So as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:33:25Be careful what you wish for.
00:33:30Oh my god!
00:33:32Oh no!
00:33:34What are you doing?
00:33:37You're crazy.
00:33:39No, I'm not just sure.
00:33:43That's for cheating.
00:33:52Connor!
00:33:53Are you in there?
00:33:54Oh shit.
00:33:55That's my dad.
00:33:56No!
00:33:56My dad's right.
00:33:57No!
00:33:57No!
00:33:58Oh my god!
00:33:59Come on, come on, come on, come on!
00:34:00Okay!
00:34:02Yeah, just a second!
00:34:04Okay.
00:34:08Down.
00:34:19Oh, hey dad, this is Mia.
00:34:21She's my new tutor.
00:34:22Hi, Mr. Oliver.
00:34:23Tutor, huh?
00:34:25Well, Ms. Thompson just called and said you failed another test.
00:34:28So much for her tutoring.
00:34:30Dad, it's not like that.
00:34:33Mia is...
00:34:33Unimportant.
00:34:36Weren't you and Jessica going to be an item?
00:34:38She's from a good family.
00:34:40At least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:34:42Dad!
00:34:44Mia's valedictorian and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:34:48Girls aside, fail again and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:34:54You're 18.
00:34:56Connor, this is embarrassing.
00:34:58Embarrassing?
00:34:59Dad, since when do you actually even...
00:35:01You know what?
00:35:02Never mind.
00:35:02Hey, Mr. Oliver, I will help Connor pass and I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:35:10Oh?
00:35:11How can you be so sure?
00:35:13Just a hunch.
00:35:14Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:35:16Connor, wait!
00:35:17Just please talk to him.
00:35:19You can fix this.
00:35:20I can't fix anything when it comes to him.
00:35:22I think it's time you leave, Ms. Valedictorian.
00:35:25I need to speak with my son.
00:35:26Alone.
00:35:29Dad, wait!
00:35:39Connor has to make up with his dad.
00:35:41Because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:35:53Connor's barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's.
00:35:56I think everything's okay.
00:35:58Today's test results were...
00:36:02Abysmal.
00:36:03But we did have two perfect scores.
00:36:07Stellar work, as always, Mia.
00:36:11And congratulations, Connor.
00:36:14Keep up the good work.
00:36:24You got it.
00:36:24Good job.
00:36:28Thank you, Mia.
00:36:32Seriously, thank you.
00:36:34I would have never been able to pass that test without you.
00:36:37Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:36:41Have you talked to him?
00:36:42Maybe you two could work things out.
00:36:44I know you're trying to help.
00:36:46But you don't know him like I do.
00:36:49You know?
00:36:51I can't just magically fix my own man.
00:36:53I have to try.
00:36:55Your dad's running out of time.
00:36:57That's enough dad talk.
00:36:58I have a surprise for you.
00:37:02Oh.
00:37:04Wait.
00:37:05Before you guys go,
00:37:06I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place this weekend
00:37:09for Mia's prom queen campaign.
00:37:11So, come through and vote for Mia.
00:37:25Nikki, cancel your plans.
00:37:27We have a party to ruin.
00:37:31Here you go.
00:37:32We'll see you this weekend.
00:37:32Come to the party.
00:37:34Yes.
00:37:36Oh, shit.
00:37:36That's my dad.
00:37:37Come on.
00:37:37That's my house before you see me.
00:37:38Wait.
00:37:38No.
00:37:39Just show him your test.
00:37:39He'll be thrilled.
00:37:40I'll show him another time.
00:37:41No, no, no.
00:37:41You don't have time.
00:37:42Just trust me.
00:37:44Come on.
00:37:45Connor.
00:37:45Talk to him.
00:37:46No, no, no, no, no.
00:37:46Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:37:49Hey, Dad.
00:37:49Hi, sir.
00:37:50What are you doing here?
00:37:54I'm going out of town on work, but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:37:58If it's another F, Connor, I aced it.
00:38:08Thanks to Mia.
00:38:10No.
00:38:10No, I barely helped at all.
00:38:12It was all Connor.
00:38:12You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:38:14Pride has to be earned.
00:38:16Connor's got a long way to go.
00:38:20You see that little gremlin over there?
00:38:25I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:38:31Got it.
00:38:33What if I can't do it?
00:38:35Then do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:38:38Force her.
00:38:46Hey.
00:38:47Just the girl I wanted to see.
00:38:49Can I borrow you real quick?
00:38:50I just had a quick premise your question.
00:38:52Luke, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the eighth grade, so why are you talking
00:38:55to me now?
00:38:55Because you're super smart and sexy.
00:38:58And I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons.
00:39:03So can I get one or what?
00:39:04Don't fucking touch her.
00:39:05Enough.
00:39:06You are on thin ice as it is.
00:39:08No fights.
00:39:09Do you hear me?
00:39:10Luke, stop.
00:39:11I'm busy.
00:39:11Mia, please.
00:39:12Look, I know you helped Connor pass science.
00:39:15Can you help me?
00:39:16Come on.
00:39:17This is once.
00:39:19Connor, listen.
00:39:21I know that I'm hard on you.
00:39:23But it is because I...
00:39:25Dad, I gotta go.
00:39:26I'll talk to you another time.
00:39:28Get off me.
00:39:29I know you got that party coming up.
00:39:30The invite's still open.
00:39:32I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:39:35Come on.
00:39:36Five minutes.
00:39:48Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:39:57CopCon.
00:39:58What a surprise.
00:40:00I'm busy, Jessica.
00:40:01Doing what?
00:40:02Looking for Mia.
00:40:04I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:40:07Oh, you know Mia.
00:40:10She would do anything to be popular.
00:40:13But you and me, we were born to be on top.
00:40:19She's going to break your heart.
00:40:21And when she does, I'll be waiting.
00:40:32I'm going to go find Connor.
00:40:34No, no, no, wait.
00:40:35You're not going anywhere until we talk about this party.
00:40:39We'll come if you get on your knees and beg.
00:40:42Hey, get the fuck off her.
00:40:45Oh, shit.
00:40:48Caps here.
00:40:49Anybody else want a trip to the ER?
00:40:52You might have a bro with us.
00:40:55Since you both go on to be rapey, frat boy misogynists,
00:40:59let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:41:01Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
00:41:09All right.
00:41:11Good.
00:41:11Come on.
00:41:11I've got a party you get to.
00:41:15Fine.
00:41:16I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:41:20You know, for a second there,
00:41:23I kind of thought that you were into Luke
00:41:26when I saw you guys walking away together.
00:41:29Rit.
00:41:32Rit.
00:41:33Ew.
00:41:34No, that walking steroid.
00:41:36He's not even close to my type.
00:41:39So, who is?
00:41:41You are.
00:41:47You are.
00:41:49You are not going to believe who I'm into.
00:41:55It's crazy.
00:41:58It's so funny.
00:41:59Who is it?
00:42:00I don't know.
00:42:04Oh, my mom just got back from a fashion show in New York.
00:42:08She needs help unloading some pieces.
00:42:10You should come.
00:42:11My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:42:12No, I can't.
00:42:14I have to change for that party.
00:42:16Just borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:42:18High school bucket list item number 11.
00:42:20Finally find a dress that makes you feel pretty.
00:42:23She just designed this dress for some singer named Gaga Lady.
00:42:27You could probably borrow that.
00:42:28If you're into that.
00:42:30She more likely was.
00:42:31Yeah.
00:42:33Or not.
00:42:34I mean.
00:42:34Not.
00:42:35I don't.
00:42:35If you're into it.
00:42:37Really?
00:42:40Yeah.
00:42:41I mean, our proton's positive.
00:42:44Right?
00:42:45Get it?
00:42:46Oh, yeah.
00:42:47It's going way of the way.
00:42:47Okay.
00:42:48Yeah, let's go.
00:42:50Okay.
00:42:51Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:42:55Come on.
00:42:56I need an answer.
00:42:59Should I?
00:43:00I need an answer to it.
00:43:11Yeah.
00:43:14Look.
00:43:20Wow.
00:43:22Well, it's all thanks to your mom.
00:43:24You have to tell her to buy that boutique on Main Street because her designs are going to be famous.
00:43:29What?
00:43:30Are you, like, a psychic or something?
00:43:32No, I'm future girl, remember?
00:43:35Right.
00:43:36Also, you've got to enjoy the early 2000s because the 2020s are freaking rough, dude.
00:43:43Well, if I die by then, just blink twice so I can skip finals.
00:43:58Okay, future girl.
00:43:59Well, if you really know everything that's going to happen, who shows up first?
00:44:04I actually have no idea.
00:44:11Hey, ConCon and Sasquatch.
00:44:15I'm here, so your party's not the total bust.
00:44:18And I brought party favors.
00:44:21Everyone's already done.
00:44:22Let's stop you in on the way over.
00:44:50I tried to stop her, but she's like a crazier Regina George with warsite.
00:44:53I like this.
00:44:56Oh, on page four, there's a great polaroid that I took of Mia wedding herself in sixth grade.
00:45:01Yeah.
00:45:02Page four.
00:45:03She fed all my worst moments into a little pink book.
00:45:09Hey, I like your big tails.
00:45:13And everybody had braces, Mia.
00:45:17This shit doesn't matter.
00:45:20Actually, it does.
00:45:27Is this supposed to hurt me?
00:45:29Um, yeah.
00:45:31That's kind of the whole point.
00:45:32Do you really want your prom queen to be a girl who makes out with her NSYNC posters?
00:45:38See page seven.
00:45:38As long as it's not you, I'm good.
00:45:41Are you blind?
00:45:43She's been fugly since birth, and now everybody knows it.
00:45:47You know, a year ago, this book would have destroyed me.
00:45:52But now I know everything in here made me who I am today.
00:45:59So go ahead.
00:46:01Read away.
00:46:02I have nothing to hide.
00:46:04Unlike you.
00:46:05If you keep messing with me, I'll just expose you for all the horrible things you've done.
00:46:08You have nothing on me, poser.
00:46:11What about what you did with the ninth grade basketball team on the field trip?
00:46:16What?
00:46:18I...
00:46:18Nobody knows about that.
00:46:21You just wait till Facebook.
00:46:23Facebook?
00:46:24What?
00:46:24Okay, English much?
00:46:25You know, this little tough girl act is cute and all.
00:46:28But the only one getting exposed today is you.
00:46:41What are you hiding back there, Mia?
00:46:43Your couch potato pool.
00:46:45Yeah.
00:46:46Show us your stressed out, grainy pain.
00:46:48That is way too far, Jessica.
00:46:51My mom gave her that dress.
00:46:52And it looks tragic on her.
00:46:54Honestly, I was helping.
00:46:55Hey, you're beautiful, Mia.
00:46:58And you know it.
00:46:59It's okay.
00:47:00I'm not embarrassed.
00:47:06Jessica, you think being prom queen is all about looks, right?
00:47:12High school bucket list item number 12.
00:47:16Flam it while you've got it.
00:47:37Holy shit, Mia.
00:47:39Woo!
00:47:40Yes, Mia!
00:47:41Okay, Mia!
00:47:42Doesn't suck having my 18-year-old body back.
00:47:45Wow, look at you, pretending to be hot and popular.
00:47:49FYI, you will never be like us.
00:47:52You will never live like us.
00:47:54No, I want to live better.
00:47:57How about a game of truth or dare?
00:47:59I dare you all to strip something off.
00:48:06High school bucket list item number 13.
00:48:09Find someone who's just as crazy as you.
00:48:13Who cares if they stripped?
00:48:15Anyone can do that.
00:48:17I can do it.
00:48:17And I bet I can do it even better.
00:48:30Fine.
00:48:31Let those mouth fingers have a dumbass party.
00:48:34Bye, Jazz.
00:48:40Even her alcohol tastes like trash.
00:49:09Oh, my wrist.
00:49:11I think I sprained it.
00:49:13Hey, hey, hey.
00:49:14Hey, Mia.
00:49:16Hey, she's not waking up.
00:49:17She needs help.
00:49:19Someone at least get me some ice.
00:49:21Now.
00:49:23Don't make me ask again, bitches.
00:49:26You can't quit on me right now, Mia.
00:49:28Not before I tell you that I...
00:49:34Mia, I've always...
00:49:37Mia, hey.
00:49:38Hey.
00:49:39Hey, Mia.
00:49:39You okay?
00:49:40Yeah.
00:49:41Yeah.
00:49:42Yeah.
00:49:44What happened?
00:49:46Jessica thought attempted murder would be a fun party game.
00:49:49Okay.
00:49:49I was trying to recycle.
00:49:52How would I know her giant head would get in the way?
00:49:56I didn't see that coming.
00:50:01Hey, hey, hey.
00:50:03Okay.
00:50:04Hey, party's over.
00:50:06Everyone out.
00:50:07You heard him.
00:50:08Go.
00:50:08Get out.
00:50:09Remember, vote Mia.
00:50:10Vote Mia.
00:50:10Vote Mia.
00:50:11I got you.
00:50:13Come on.
00:50:14Let's go.
00:50:17Here.
00:50:21Okay.
00:50:24Thank you for saving my life.
00:50:28I'm just glad you're okay.
00:50:30For the record, you look like a total smoke show in that bathing suit.
00:50:40What's wrong?
00:50:42Jess never gets better.
00:50:45Better at what?
00:50:47Her bullying just gets worse and worse and somehow she still ends up with you.
00:50:55I would never date Jessica.
00:50:57I would never date Jessica.
00:50:58Connor.
00:50:58I would never date Jessica.
00:50:59Stop.
00:51:01Don't make promises you can't keep.
00:51:05You know the girl I actually do like, she's a genius and you're getting your grades up for her.
00:51:13It's really cool.
00:51:15Get some rest.
00:51:17I'll be in the guest room.
00:51:19Connor?
00:51:19Connor?
00:51:20Can you stay with me?
00:51:29Okay.
00:51:31Okay.
00:51:34Okay.
00:51:37Okay.
00:51:39Okay.
00:51:43I'm doing this all for you.
00:52:14You have a beautiful voice.
00:52:18You scared me.
00:52:21God.
00:52:22No, I don't.
00:52:24I like to sing when I'm busy or bored.
00:52:27So it's never around anyone.
00:52:29Which is good.
00:52:31I'm not just anyone.
00:52:36What is all this?
00:52:38Well.
00:52:40You know the tradition.
00:52:42Senior prom queen gets gifts for the graduating class.
00:52:46You want to help me rap?
00:52:49Mia, this is amazing.
00:52:51No one else would do this for their class.
00:52:56I've never met anyone like you.
00:53:00Not yet anyway.
00:53:06So, eight ball girl.
00:53:09What's future me like?
00:53:11Don't tell me I'm a dipshit.
00:53:13No, you're not.
00:53:15Don't even look.
00:53:16I know you're not.
00:53:19You're actually super successful.
00:53:23Really smart.
00:53:26Kind.
00:53:30You're pretty perfect.
00:53:37No wonder I was in love.
00:53:46Hold up.
00:53:46Who did you say you're in love with?
00:53:49No one.
00:53:50I meant that I was in love with being from the future.
00:53:57Because now I know all of these.
00:54:01It's awesome.
00:54:02Yeah.
00:54:03So.
00:54:04So who do I get married to?
00:54:08Jessica Alba.
00:54:09So you got to get over that Brittany crash because things get complicated.
00:54:15Okay.
00:54:17You know, I can actually read the future also.
00:54:20Really?
00:54:21You know what I see in our future?
00:54:27Will you come to my basketball finals?
00:54:31I'd love to.
00:54:34Question.
00:54:35Are you going to invite your dad?
00:54:38I'm sure he will come to other games.
00:54:41He's busy.
00:54:43He's waiting for me to get into the NBA.
00:54:46Wait, wait.
00:54:49Connor.
00:54:50Your dad.
00:54:51Enough about my dad.
00:54:53Actually.
00:54:53Come on.
00:54:54You don't want to be late.
00:54:56Okay.
00:55:11Everyone's going to love these, Mia.
00:55:13That's what won you crazy votes.
00:55:15Sure.
00:55:17But...
00:55:20I also just wanted to do something nice.
00:55:22Because...
00:55:23In a few months, we will all go our separate ways.
00:55:27And who knows what'll happen then.
00:55:29Right?
00:55:35Graduate in style, besties.
00:55:37Oh.
00:55:39You're too late, Butterface.
00:55:42The class loved my gifts so much, I already got all their votes.
00:55:59So you're buying votes now?
00:56:02Me?
00:56:03No.
00:56:04I'm just giving my besties the gifts they deserve.
00:56:08But I'm sure they'll like your, uh, goodwill hand-me-downs, too.
00:56:15Besties?
00:56:18You don't even know their names.
00:56:20Of course I do.
00:56:23Well...
00:56:23The hot ones.
00:56:25The rest are freaks, not people.
00:56:27But hey, money talks, right?
00:56:29Even to losers with social rabies.
00:56:33But come on now.
00:56:34Let's see what you got.
00:56:44Look!
00:56:45Trailer trash Barbie got you all toy cars.
00:56:49Cute.
00:56:50I got some Gucci earrings.
00:56:59At least my gifts mean something.
00:57:01Um, they mean that you're a peasant trying to take on a queen.
00:57:06But you can't.
00:57:08Because you're a nobody, Mia.
00:57:10Do you want to try saying that again?
00:57:13Relax, Jack Bauer.
00:57:15Brutal honesty is an act of love.
00:57:18And I love all my subjects.
00:57:22Even you.
00:57:22Look!
00:57:24Look!
00:57:42OMG, you're twinny!
00:57:53Marge Simpson hair, pancake face, Hool-Aid body. I mean, it's perfect.
00:57:58Oh! And Con Con, here is your gift. Only the best for the basketball captain.
00:58:05I don't want anything from you.
00:58:08Not even a brand new limited edition PS2?
00:58:17No matter what I do, Jess always gets her way. Prom queen, Connor. What am I even doing here?
00:58:26Bribes aren't my thing.
00:58:28Maybe you should ask Principal Davis, though. He might be down.
00:58:34Hey, Mia, wait.
00:58:35Hand out the gifts that you brought.
00:58:38They're special.
00:58:39Not because they're expensive or fancy, but because they're from you.
00:58:43No, no. I know, they're stupid.
00:58:46And she, she won this one, so let's just go.
00:58:49Just trust me.
00:58:51They're going to love them.
00:58:52Hey, you guys.
00:58:54Mia has gifts for all of you.
00:58:56And you're going to love them.
00:59:16It's yours.
00:59:25So, I know these aren't coach bags or Tiffany Grace books, but...
00:59:32I hope when you enter the real world, you'll run under them.
00:59:37Mia, what did you do?
00:59:43How'd you know I wanted to be an artist?
00:59:47I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist.
00:59:51I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist.
00:59:51But you should.
00:59:52You're more talented than you know.
00:59:55You just need a cool artist name.
00:59:59Like, Banksy.
01:00:11You'll be an amazing songwriter.
01:00:14Just write about that breakup, Taylor.
01:00:20That's just a little reminder to keep following your dreams.
01:00:25It was...
01:00:25It's...
01:00:25B.
01:00:26Jordan.
01:00:29Mia...
01:00:30These are incredible.
01:00:32But I'm...
01:00:34Kinda confused by my gift.
01:00:37Just wait a few years, you're gonna be filthy rich, and you deserve it.
01:00:48Everybody shut up! Why the hell are they all cheering for you?
01:00:54Why don't you open your gift and find out? I got one for you too.
01:01:04You're trash, you're using primes.
01:01:07Fuck!
01:01:09Okay, alright fine, you just keep it up!
01:01:12Please!
01:01:18Hey, um...
01:01:21This one's for you.
01:01:32Mia, I...
01:01:36Me and my dad used to fish every weekend.
01:01:40This is the first lure he ever bought me.
01:01:43How did you find...
01:01:45Magic 8-ball, Melinda?
01:01:47A year from now, Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral.
01:01:51It's his favorite memory of them together.
01:01:53Do everything with your dad.
01:01:55While you can.
01:01:59You'll never get this time back.
01:02:04Yeah, thank you.
01:02:07Oh my god, I didn't get you anything.
01:02:09Hey, no!
01:02:10Just tell me what you want, and I'll go get it.
01:02:11Promise me...
01:02:13That you'll invite your dad to the games.
01:02:15That's all I want.
01:02:27For you.
01:02:29I'll do it.
01:02:34Congrats.
01:02:35Looks like you went over the class.
01:02:38Now what?
01:02:42It's time to step out of the shadows.
01:02:48Hey, everyone.
01:02:50Tonight, all of us misfits are going to the finals.
01:02:55Boycotting Jessica's from Queens.
01:03:09I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:03:27What are you rejects doing here?
01:03:32Animals aren't allowed in the gym.
01:03:36We're taking a stand.
01:03:38We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you.
01:03:42No plastics for prom!
01:03:44No plastics for prom!
01:03:46You all worshipped me a year ago.
01:03:49Worshipped?
01:03:52They were terrified of you.
01:03:54It's just that they were too scared to speak.
01:03:57But now, we've finally found our voice, right?
01:04:03Since you suddenly think you're the Joan of Arc of Rejects,
01:04:08let's hear your voice.
01:04:12Attention, everyone!
01:04:15America's favorite outcast, Mia Watkins,
01:04:19just volunteered to sing the national anthem
01:04:24in front of the whole school.
01:04:39Come on, Mia!
01:04:42We're all waiting!
01:04:45Hey!
01:04:47Hey, yes you can.
01:04:48Show them all what you can do.
01:04:52All of them.
01:04:55No, no, I can't sing in front of all those people.
01:04:59Just don't look at them.
01:05:01Look at me.
01:05:02I believe in you, Mia.
01:05:04Get your camcorder, buddy.
01:05:06This is gonna be legendary.
01:05:09I believe in you.
01:05:16High school bucket list, item number 14.
01:05:19Live your Beyonce dance.
01:05:25Hi, everyone.
01:05:28Please rise.
01:05:30Hi, everyone.
01:05:51Just look at me.
01:05:53Just look at me.
01:06:01Oh, say can you see, by the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's light.
01:06:21The last gleaming, whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight,
01:06:33O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming.
01:06:43And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
01:06:53Gave proof through the night, that our flag was still there.
01:07:03Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave.
01:07:15O'er the land of the free, and the home of the brave.
01:07:36Stop! Stop!
01:07:41Give it up for Mia.
01:07:43This is gonna be your new prom queen.
01:07:47See?
01:07:48Everyone loves you, Mia.
01:08:06If you wanna win, you gotta give them a show, right?
01:08:09Yeah.
01:08:10Plus, I like kissing you.
01:08:12What were you saying?
01:08:14Oh, nothing.
01:08:15That I, um...
01:08:16I just thought I'm really...
01:08:25Shit, that's my dad.
01:08:27What is he doing here?
01:08:28He never comes to my games.
01:08:30What if I fuck up?
01:08:31Hey, Connor, you're gonna be fine.
01:08:36This is the big game, Mia.
01:08:39This is the only game he cares about.
01:08:41Hey, look at me.
01:08:43I already know what happens.
01:08:45Remember?
01:08:47Listen, in the last moment, take that three-pointer.
01:08:51It'll seem impossible, but trust me.
01:09:01And here we go, everyone, the big championship game.
01:09:04The Fairfield Lions versus the Falcons for the big one.
01:09:08Here we go, ladies and gentlemen, let's begin.
01:09:13Woo!
01:09:23Woo!
01:09:34Woo!
01:09:35Woo!
01:09:37Woo!
01:09:38Woo!
01:09:38Woo!
01:09:38Woo!
01:09:40He's down two points, and Connor Oliver has the ball.
01:09:58He's going to risk it all on a three-pointer, and there he goes.
01:10:04Yes, he scores! The Fairfield Lions, 49-48, and they win the game!
01:10:21Let's go! First, an A, and now this.
01:10:28Expect me at all your college games, Connor.
01:10:32Really? Really.
01:10:35I'm sorry for missing out on this.
01:10:39And on you.
01:10:44I couldn't be more proud, son.
01:10:47Looks like you got a fan who feels the same.
01:10:51Congratulations.
01:10:53Congratulations.
01:10:53Yeah.
01:10:55Yeah.
01:10:56You were right about everything.
01:10:59Oh! Am I being pumped?
01:11:02That pipply mouth-weather isn't going to steal ConCon and my crown!
01:11:07We will take her down with the tax.
01:11:10For good!
01:11:11I won because of you.
01:11:12No, not only won because of you.
01:11:15I just gave you a little hint.
01:11:17But I do accept payment and kisses.
01:11:23I could do a lot better than that.
01:11:35Wait.
01:11:36Wait.
01:11:37Should we be doing this?
01:11:39I mean, what about your crush, the girl you've worked so hard for?
01:11:43It's you, Mia.
01:11:44It always has been.
01:11:50Holy circus.
01:11:51I don't know.
01:11:58I don't know.
01:11:59I don't know.
01:12:01I don't know.
01:12:03I don't know.
01:12:04I don't know.
01:12:05I don't know.
01:12:06I don't know.
01:12:08I don't know.
01:12:09I don't know.
01:12:10I don't know.
01:12:10I don't know.
01:12:10I don't know.
01:12:11I don't know.
01:12:12I don't know.
01:12:20I don't know.
01:12:39Good morning, beautiful.
01:12:43You're staring again.
01:12:46Five more minutes.
01:12:49You're kind of distracting.
01:12:53Should we just ditch school and do this all day?
01:12:57I can't have a chem test.
01:12:59This was your chem test.
01:13:02And you passed with flying colors.
01:13:05Oh.
01:13:10Okay, say we do skip class.
01:13:15And what about brown tonight?
01:13:19Hmm?
01:13:20Oh, you still wanted to go to the...
01:13:24I figured I would just ask my crush.
01:13:27You're never going to let that go.
01:13:30Stupid.
01:13:32It's just that you're the valedictorian.
01:13:35How did you not figure out that I've liked you since ninth grade?
01:13:40Well, because I looked like Chewbacca back then.
01:13:44What?
01:13:44Yeah.
01:13:45I actually liked the frizzy hair.
01:13:48And those, like, striped turtlenecks.
01:13:51No, you didn't.
01:13:52Yeah.
01:13:53So hot.
01:13:57Okay, so...
01:14:00Hurry up and ask me now.
01:14:02Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:14:03Yes, please.
01:14:04Oh, well, I got to do it properly.
01:14:10Mia Watkins.
01:14:13Will you...
01:14:20Will you officially be my prom date?
01:14:23And my girlfriend?
01:14:27Yes, I will go with you.
01:14:29And I will absolutely be your girlfriend.
01:14:37Come on.
01:14:38Let's go win that crown.
01:14:41Five more minutes, you said.
01:14:42No.
01:14:43Come on.
01:14:47I am going to give you the perfect Princess Diaries moment.
01:14:52Jess will not be able to sabotage your night.
01:14:56Maybe she's going to.
01:14:58I don't know.
01:15:00You want to beg at the game.
01:15:02Maybe she's given her.
01:15:07No.
01:15:09She won't.
01:15:14I know she won't, because I've lived it.
01:15:19I'm sorry.
01:15:20Say again.
01:15:23Okay.
01:15:24This is going to sound insane.
01:15:26Chris, but you're my best friend, so I have to tell you the truth.
01:15:30I...
01:15:33I'm from the future.
01:15:44Okay.
01:15:45Yeah, the future.
01:15:46Cool.
01:15:48Are you, like, totally freaked out?
01:15:49Are you going to, like, call my parents or the cops or an exorcist?
01:15:54No.
01:15:55You're not...
01:15:56Mia, you're not crazy and you're not a liar.
01:16:00If you say you're from the future,
01:16:04I believe you.
01:16:10Okay, look.
01:16:10It'll be the future's scoop.
01:16:12What's last night?
01:16:13Oh, and was I right about Lance Bass?
01:16:15Okay, um, they got off the island.
01:16:18Uh, Lance does come out.
01:16:20And they're doing a bulky reboot.
01:16:23The future's violent.
01:16:25You have no idea.
01:16:26But this dance could change my life, actually.
01:16:31So will you help me?
01:16:33I'm sorry.
01:16:35I'm in.
01:16:37But before we close the hell mouth, that is just...
01:16:43What?
01:17:09You look like a queen.
01:17:12Thanks.
01:17:14Hopefully I'll leave.
01:17:30Welcome, students, to this year's 2006 Senior Prom.
01:17:41you have one hour left to vote for this year's prom king and prom queen
01:17:51ready to go back to being a troll ready to need therapy after i win
01:17:56we're going down watkins bring it on jessica
01:18:17oh my god give it up jessica i don't i i want mia
01:18:30but i want you we are perfect together why would you date a dishrag when you can have
01:18:36an icon oh shut up and look hot con con think about your future
01:18:44my life is going to be amazing
01:18:47it could be if you worked on yourself and stopped screwing everyone over
01:18:55you can be better than this jess
01:19:02i know you didn't want this before but open it
01:19:15just hey don't do what you're planning to do tonight okay
01:19:21it could save your future if you don't
01:19:29i'm not planning on doing anything other than winning
01:19:45principal davis there are kids doing drugs in the bathroom
01:19:49i think it's cracking
01:19:53i don't know but just go get them hurry they are dying
01:20:19everyone it is time to count the votes for this year's prom queen
01:20:25let's welcome our prom queen finalists to the stage
01:20:29neil watkins and jessica hart
01:20:34and as expected give it up for your prom king basketball all-star connor oliver
01:21:01while i finish counting the votes let's hear it from our prom queen finalists let's start
01:21:08with jessica hart
01:21:11i would like to thank all of my diehard fans
01:21:15who voted for me the last four years
01:21:18i'm so excited to leave high school and represent
01:21:22hot popular rich people everywhere
01:21:32hi i shouldn't be here
01:21:36that's what i told myself the past four years
01:21:40i wasn't good enough i wasn't pretty enough
01:21:45i wasn't strong enough
01:21:48but i'm here now
01:21:53and i'm here to represent all of you
01:21:55the misfits
01:21:57the outcasts
01:21:58anyone who's ever felt
01:22:00alone
01:22:03you're not
01:22:08thank you
01:22:15all right ladies and gentlemen the votes are in
01:22:19looks like we have a winner
01:22:28and your 2006 prom queen winner is
01:22:38jessica hart
01:22:44i'm so sorry
01:22:46hey shh it's okay
01:22:48this is your moment you earned it
01:22:54i knew you guys wouldn't let me or the dumpster fire steal my crown
01:23:01smile king
01:23:07you were right
01:23:09you saw it all
01:23:14and you believe to me
01:23:18out of the way freak this is for royalty only
01:23:22oh shut it 902-1-ho
01:23:26mia has something to say
01:23:27i warned you
01:23:37yeah
01:23:38mia mia mia mia watkins
01:23:41they're all for mia and i saw jessica throw them out
01:23:44what
01:23:45no
01:23:47these are fake
01:23:48principal davis
01:23:49this is a setup
01:23:51mia
01:23:52is this true
01:23:53no no actually
01:23:57jessica lied
01:23:58bribed and cheated her way to the crown
01:24:00okay
01:24:02mia
01:24:03mia actually cares about this class
01:24:05it's no wonder that she won
01:24:07fairly
01:24:09but don't take it from me
01:24:12let's see
01:24:12show of hands
01:24:13who voted for mia
01:24:19mia mia mia mia mia mia mia mia mia mia
01:24:25they actually voted for me
01:24:28i never doubted them
01:24:30or you
01:24:39high school bucket list item number 15
01:24:41embrace your inner crown
01:24:45the crown is fine
01:24:47i'm the popular one
01:24:49i'm hot and i'm skinny
01:24:51and i'm a fucking cheerleader
01:24:53what more do you people want
01:25:13jessica first you cheated
01:25:15now you could have killed someone
01:25:17this is grounds for expulsion
01:25:19security
01:25:20no
01:25:21no
01:25:22it was mia
01:25:23she knows things
01:25:25she's like a psychic or a witch or something
01:25:27i swear
01:25:28bye bye bimbo
01:25:31no
01:25:40she's so nasty
01:25:43got something me and help me
01:25:45go get it in a few years
01:25:46no
01:25:46no
01:25:47this isn't right
01:25:50you suck
01:25:52you're cheating
01:25:54curse on you queen
01:25:56bitch
01:25:58here
01:26:00take this
01:26:03no i can't take that
01:26:05yes
01:26:05i want you to
01:26:08go in no matter when
01:26:09or where
01:26:10you are
01:26:11you can find me
01:26:13you time traveler nerd
01:26:28what happened
01:26:31hey
01:26:32you okay
01:26:37Connor
01:26:38whatever
01:26:48You tripped and fell.
01:26:50You alright?
01:26:52Yeah.
01:26:57Where's Jessica?
01:26:59Jessica?
01:27:02Jessica Hart?
01:27:04I don't know, she's probably in prison by now.
01:27:07Remember she got arrested at prom?
01:27:10I haven't seen her since 2006.
01:27:16Everything that happened senior year came too.
01:27:23But that's all in the past.
01:27:25I want to focus on the future.
01:27:29Neil Watkins, since the first time I met you in freshman year, I loved you.
01:27:37You were the cutest, glasses-wearing nerd I ever met.
01:27:46And from our wild study sessions, to winning prom king and queen senior year, to taking
01:27:55on the whole world, I-I couldn't ask for a better nerd to be my partner.
01:28:04Give me a lot, kids.
01:28:09Will you marry me?
01:28:11Hurry up and say yes, I have to get back home to Lance.
01:28:22I can't believe this is happening.
01:28:26You're a time traveler, Mia.
01:28:28You didn't see this coming?
01:28:29Yes.
01:28:32Us getting engaged?
01:28:33It's just, no, not a million years.
01:28:37But hey, I guess, some things, you never see coming.
01:28:43I always knew.
01:28:45I always knew.
01:28:45I was in the midst of my life.
01:28:47Yeah!
01:28:49Woo!
01:28:51Woo!
01:28:58And no one.
01:29:01Makes me feel like you do.
01:29:04And no one.
01:29:06Sets my body on fire.
01:29:10And no one.
01:29:11Gives me shivers like you
01:29:15Oh, no one does it, baby
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