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A fake engagement to save her job turns into a very real problem for her heart.
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00:15Oh, fuck.
00:16Okay, time to go.
00:18What is this? It's 6 a.m. Oh my god, baby. It's too early.
00:21First of all, let me be very clear. I am not your baby.
00:25Second of all, get out of my house before I call security.
00:28Are you crazy?
00:29No.
00:30Just very busy.
00:32You are seriously kicking me out after all the fun we had last night.
00:37Last night was fun for you. For me, not so much.
00:41Time to go.
00:42Rapido, rapido. Let's keep going, keep it going.
00:46Hey, listen. Don't you know who my father is?
00:49You couldn't have had it all. I'll be treating you like a queen by now.
00:52That is quite the offer for a one-night stand.
00:55You listen to me. No man in their right mind would ever, but not ever, marry you.
00:59Do you understand? You are going to die alone, you heartless fucking cow.
01:04Well, lucky for me, I would rather die than get married.
01:07To you or to anyone. Goodbye.
01:12My shoes are still there.
01:15Fuck.
01:19You're so naughty.
01:21Oh, listen, I gotta go after that. I love you too.
01:24Well, you look happy this morning, Brian. Did your boss die or something?
01:28I don't think Satan can die.
01:31But it's promotion day, baby.
01:33I don't know how you do it.
01:35Honestly, you just have to know how to handle a filly like her.
01:38Jenna's tough. I'd rather work for Jenna than anyone else at the company.
01:41Even when she is being the co-
01:42A new script came in. I need you to redo the whole thing.
01:50Right.
01:51Bigwigs are waiting for you in the conference room.
01:53This is it.
01:55I've worked my ass off for this.
01:57And what a fine job you've done.
02:02I know that shit, Aidingrin.
02:04What do you want?
02:05It's promotion day.
02:06For you and me. I'm just dreaming of my new window office.
02:10Ooh, out of the question.
02:11What?
02:12Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
02:13I have done everything you've asked for three years.
02:16You made a deal with me when I took this job.
02:18I stayed with you and put it with all of your...
02:20Look, Brian, I am the boss.
02:22You are the glorified secretary.
02:25I decide who gets what around here.
02:28You jump when I say jump.
02:29You bow down when I say so.
02:32Got it?
02:33Yeah.
02:34So, on your knees.
02:47That's a good boy.
02:54Don't say shit.
02:57Hi.
02:58Huh.
03:01Jenna, we've had our eye on you.
03:03Yeah.
03:04And we'd like you to be the next CEO.
03:06Oh, thank you.
03:08However, there is one little snag.
03:11So, for you to be our CEO, you're gonna have to be married.
03:15Huh?
03:16That cold-hearted bitch.
03:18No promotion, huh?
03:20That's it.
03:20I'm gonna quit.
03:21I'm gonna go in there and tell it right to her sadistic fucking face.
03:27I'm sorry.
03:28You're saying my options are I get married in a week or I forfeit the CEO position?
03:36Where is this coming from?
03:38Sure-holders.
03:41You know my son, Devin.
03:43He's our newest board member as of this morning.
03:47We know it sounds a little backward.
03:49Shareholders expect traditional family values.
03:53As a single woman, you're just too intimidating for these guys.
03:58Jenna, we need to talk.
04:01I can't hold an enemy longer.
04:04Me neither.
04:06Surprise!
04:07We're engaged.
04:16We're engaged.
04:21Oh.
04:25Yep.
04:26We're engaged to Brian.
04:30Seriously?
04:32It's been three years.
04:34Arnhem.
04:35Brian Arnhem.
04:36My assistant and the love of long life.
04:40Oh.
04:40Right.
04:41Is this true?
04:44Of course it is.
04:47Jenna King is my kind, sweet, loving fiancée.
04:59What did he say to her?
05:02It's all settled then.
05:04We'll get the paperwork made up immediately.
05:07Next week after the wedding, we'll make it official.
05:10Of course.
05:12Engaged means we'll be getting married next week.
05:16It's different when you say it like that.
05:19Congratulations.
05:21Congratulations.
05:22See you at the wedding.
05:26You're going down, Kate.
05:28Not if things went the way they did last night.
05:39What the fuck?
05:41I know.
05:42What the fuck?
05:44I know.
05:45Look, they weren't going to give me the position unless I said that I was married.
05:50I panicked.
05:51Oh.
05:52Well, you can keep panicking.
05:53Because we're not getting married.
05:55I came in here to tell you that I quit.
05:58What?
05:58And that you're a selfish asshole.
06:04Okay, that sounded a lot more harsh out loud.
06:07What are you going to do about it, huh?
06:09Fire me?
06:10You are selfish, Jenna.
06:12Yeah, but so are you, Brian.
06:14Oh.
06:15What do you want?
06:18I want a raise.
06:20Fine.
06:21No, no, no.
06:21I want a promotion, then the raise.
06:23This is not a fucking magic lamp, Brian.
06:25Oh, well, then I'll just tell them you lied.
06:26Oh, Devin!
06:27No, no, no, no, no, no.
06:28Okay, fine.
06:28Fine.
06:29You can have a raise.
06:31And promotion.
06:32And your promotion.
06:33Yeah.
06:35I didn't know you were so annoying.
06:37Oh.
06:38Well.
06:39I certainly knew you were.
06:42You're engaged?
06:43Huh?
06:44How could you?
06:47Oh.
06:49What are you doing?
06:51Panicking.
06:56Ow!
06:59It's not like you would tell your ex-girlfriend
07:01that you're even seeing someone?
07:03What?
07:04Betrayal!
07:05Tasha, come on.
07:07We went out for one drink.
07:10And then we slept together for months.
07:13Don't.
07:15Oh, don't touch me.
07:16Don't.
07:18As an inter-office relationship,
07:20you both are subjected for an HR interview.
07:23Answers to this interview are considered on the record
07:26and result in considerable fines
07:28if found to falsely represent the relationship.
07:31Okay, that doesn't sound legal.
07:33I don't make the rules, Mr. Arnum.
07:36But I do.
07:38Isn't that funny?
07:41As you know,
07:42it's a very powerful company,
07:44which means that
07:45if we ever find out
07:46that this engagement of yours is a sham,
07:49not only will you
07:50lose the CEO position,
07:52but we will
07:53be willing you.
07:55Legal or not.
08:00Question number one.
08:01When was the first time
08:02you two were intimate?
08:07Oh, you owe me a big time.
08:11It was, uh,
08:13after the Poulsen style party.
08:15Yeah.
08:16Miss King, uh, Jenna
08:18invited me as a plus one.
08:23Clark, honey,
08:24you said you would do it.
08:25No, I don't want to.
08:26Hey, stop.
08:37And, uh,
08:38we shared a very,
08:40very special night.
08:42What?
08:43Let me just stop.
08:46What are you doing?
08:47No, I'm not.
08:48Come on.
08:49I'm not.
08:50Okay.
08:51Come on, show me.
08:52What do you got?
08:52Best move.
08:53Step touch.
08:59Come.
09:01Um,
09:01a little bit.
09:09Can I kiss you?
09:11Such a gentleman.
09:14Time to go.
09:22Thanks, bud.
09:24Let's go.
09:25Let's go.
09:29Yep.
09:30That was the first time
09:31we were
09:32intimate.
09:33Charmy.
09:35Moving on.
09:36What is Jenna's
09:37favorite underwear?
09:39This is ridiculous.
09:40Standard procedure.
09:42Yeah.
09:42But,
09:43if you don't want to go through it,
09:44I'm more than happy
09:45to tell the board
09:46that you were
09:47receiving the offer
09:48of CEO.
09:50Black lace.
09:52From Agent Lace.
09:54Collab with Lovely Design.
09:55Is it also standard procedure
09:57to, uh,
09:57have her strip right here
09:58to prove it?
10:00This is so funny.
10:01He's so funny.
10:04Favorite movie?
10:05Speed 2.
10:07Favorite flower?
10:08Panies,
10:09especially when they're not
10:10in season.
10:15Well, you two seem to know
10:16a lot
10:17about each other, right?
10:18But, Brian,
10:19did you
10:20happen to know
10:21that your fiancée here,
10:23she was cheating on you
10:24last night
10:25with me?
10:30Yeah, well, we, uh,
10:33had a sort of
10:34last hurrah moment,
10:36and, uh,
10:37honestly,
10:38I'm just surprised
10:38that she spent
10:39her last hurrah
10:40slumming it with you.
10:44You two better watch her back
10:45because I'm coming for you,
10:47and I'll expose you,
10:49and then I'll ruin you both.
10:53Good luck.
10:56Natasha?
11:04That was brutal.
11:06I can't believe you slept
11:08with that guy.
11:09You're one to talk.
11:10Touche.
11:13He's right, though.
11:16If we're gonna do this,
11:17we need to really commit.
11:20You need to move in.
11:21Tonight.
11:24Here.
11:25Take my card.
11:26I'll cover any moving expenses.
11:29Look, this isn't ideal
11:30for me, either.
11:32Believe me.
11:33But we need to make it
11:34at least look like
11:35we're on a united front.
11:41By the way,
11:41how did you do that?
11:42I know all the answers
11:43to the questions.
11:44It's like you were
11:45living in my brain.
11:47General.
11:48It's literally my job
11:49to know and anticipate
11:51everything about you.
11:52Well, it's creepy.
11:54Hey, just be glad
11:55they didn't ask
11:55anything about me.
11:57What is that supposed to mean?
11:59You know absolutely
12:01nothing about me.
12:02That is incredibly untrue.
12:04Where am I from?
12:05A farm?
12:07Mm-hmm.
12:09Ville?
12:10Nice.
12:11How old am I?
12:13Hopefully over 18,
12:14am I right?
12:16I'm turning 30 on Sunday.
12:18Really?
12:1830?
12:19And you're still an assistant?
12:22My bad.
12:23I will take you out
12:25for a nice dinner.
12:28Sunday is the day
12:29that we're getting married.
12:30Right.
12:33Ranger?
12:34Well,
12:36this is serious,
12:38Jenna.
12:39All right,
12:40it's probably fun for you
12:41fucking around
12:42with finance bros,
12:43but this could ruin us.
12:46And you might be fine,
12:47but I could lose everything.
12:49I'm out on a limb
12:50for you.
12:51I know.
12:52I know I'm asking
12:53a lot of you,
12:54but I swear
12:55I will make it up to you.
12:57Starting today.
13:02Okay.
13:03Okay.
13:10That's right,
13:12mother.
13:12Fuck!
13:17No fucking way.
13:20Welcome home, sweetheart.
13:22What did you do?
13:24You told me
13:24I needed to move in,
13:25so I moved in.
13:26It's like a fucking
13:27manosphere
13:28threw up
13:29on my house.
13:31Our house.
13:33You know,
13:33I'm starting to agree
13:34with Devin.
13:35This place could use
13:36a bit more of a
13:36masculine touch,
13:38bro.
13:39Mm-mm.
13:40Oh,
13:41and here,
13:42these receipts
13:42are for you.
13:43Get your feet
13:44off of the designer chair.
13:46Were you raised
13:47in a barn?
13:48No.
13:49The farmhouse
13:50next to the barn.
13:57Two.
13:59No!
14:00God,
14:01I love that.
14:06Is this a fucking
14:07waterbed?
14:07You know,
14:08my landlord
14:08would never let me have it.
14:09Where is the $3,000
14:11California king
14:12I had custom made?
14:13Hmm?
14:14Oh,
14:14right.
14:15Um,
14:16in the alley,
14:16being used by a wino
14:17as a toilet.
14:18Hey.
14:20Don't worry about it.
14:22Ah.
14:23Oh,
14:24come on.
14:24Now we can sleep
14:25all close and snugly.
14:26Very cute.
14:27Now I can see
14:28that you're pleased
14:28with yourself,
14:29torturing me.
14:30Oh,
14:31I thought you'd like it.
14:31I don't let anyone
14:32sleep with me.
14:34Not even hookups.
14:35Hmm.
14:36This is supposed
14:37to be my space
14:39away from people.
14:40My sanctuary.
14:42Our sanctuary.
14:43Our sanctuary.
14:43Finish
14:43that word.
14:45I will smother you
14:46with a pillow.
14:52If this is going
14:53to work,
14:54there are going
14:55to be certain rules
14:56that we both need
14:57to agree to.
14:58A contract.
14:59Hmm.
15:00Got it?
15:01I'm keeping the bed.
15:03Keep the bed.
15:04I will sleep
15:05in the guest room.
15:09What does our
15:10engagement contract
15:11say about
15:12consummating the marriage?
15:13Don't.
15:14Take that as a no.
15:16Okay.
15:17Engagement contract.
15:19Here are the terms.
15:21Sleeping quarters
15:23will be separate.
15:25Next,
15:27add
15:27physical affection
15:28only when required.
15:30Like in public.
15:32Nothing gratuitous.
15:34Gratuitous?
16:02No dating or hooking up
16:03until the CEO
16:04paperwork is signed.
16:05And my promotion
16:07paperwork.
16:08Whatever.
16:09And...
16:10Full and total
16:11verbal commitment
16:12to each other.
16:13Blah, blah, blah.
16:13I get to pick
16:14the wedding DJ.
16:15No.
16:15No DJ.
16:16This is going to be
16:17a good old-fashioned
16:18courthouse shotgun wedding.
16:20Except I am not pregnant.
16:21Just when I thought
16:22you couldn't get
16:23any less fun.
16:23Where do I sign?
16:25We,
16:26Jenna King
16:27and Brian Arnhem,
16:28enter into this
16:29agreement of engagement
16:30willingly
16:31and of our own volition.
16:32What?
16:33Were you like
16:33a lawyer or something?
16:35Used to be.
16:39What?
16:40I practiced
16:40before I joined
16:41Purple Rabbit.
16:42No.
16:44Sign there.
16:53Oh, great.
16:57Oh, my God.
17:04Oh, my God.
17:07Hey, Jenna, it's
17:08alright.
17:09These are my parents,
17:11Mary and Cody.
17:12Your parents.
17:14Your parents?
17:16And you must be Jenna.
17:17It's so nice to meet you.
17:20Appreciate y'all having us.
17:22Right.
17:23Mom, Dad, what are y'all doing here?
17:27You said you couldn't make it home for your big birthday weekend because of work.
17:30So, surprise, we came to you.
17:33We went by your old place, but your roomie said you were here.
17:37And that you were getting married.
17:39Right, yeah, we almost forgot.
17:42We're engaged.
17:44You want to hear all about the engagement after we unpack.
17:48After you what?
17:49Right.
17:51Lovely.
17:52Are you guys sure you wouldn't be more comfortable in, like, a hotel or something?
17:57Jenna, they'll stay in the guest room.
18:00Family stays with family.
18:01And hey, you're family now, Jema.
18:04Jenna.
18:05Plus, we want to get to know the gal that stole Bright's heart so suddenly.
18:09All right, so how long are you guys staying?
18:12We just wanted to stay for the big birthday weekend.
18:15But now that you two are engaged, we've got weeks of planning to do.
18:22Weeks.
18:24Weeks.
18:25Weeks.
18:25We will be married and divorced by then.
18:30Why didn't you tell them that we're getting married next week?
18:32Come on.
18:33A courthouse wedding would devastate my mother.
18:35She's so excited about this.
18:36Just play along for a few days until I find a time to tell her.
18:41Fine.
18:42But remember when I said I don't like people invading my privacy?
18:45Well, yeah, I was going to ask you about that.
18:46Are you just afraid of people knowing the real you, or is it more of a preservation thing?
18:49Stop guessing about my neuroses.
18:53I wouldn't have to guess if you'd just trust me.
18:59I do trust you.
19:02Obviously.
19:03No.
19:04You trust me with your schedule and your dry cleaning.
19:07All right?
19:08I know almost everything about you.
19:11You know nothing about me.
19:17Am I wrong?
19:20I'll sleep on the floor.
19:21Uh-uh.
19:23I am just as stubborn as you.
19:25And twice the gentleman.
19:27You're on the bed.
19:44Hello?
19:45I can't wait.
19:46You're my appetizer.
19:49Buffet feast.
19:50You're my appetizer.
19:52Buffet freak.
19:54When I come out to the spot, got me cooking on here.
19:57You're my appetizer.
20:00Buffet feast.
20:06Joining me?
20:12You know, for somebody who loves their privacy, you sure hate knocking.
20:16Could you just put some clothes on, please?
20:19This is incredibly inappropriate.
20:21What did you say, boss?
20:23Oh, yes.
20:24Speaking of, do your parents know who I am?
20:27What do you mean?
20:28Do they know I'm your boss?
20:29Probably not.
20:31You know, usually I just refer to you by one of my pet names.
20:35What pet names?
20:38Satan.
20:39Satan's mistress.
20:40Devil incarnate.
20:42The dark princess of the underworld.
20:44Mainly just variations on the same theme.
20:47Unbelievable.
20:49Truly.
20:53I don't think this will fit.
20:55I don't think it's a good idea for me to play hokey from work right now.
20:58You know, important business things and assistant.
21:00You could be sick one day.
21:02That witch doesn't deserve you.
21:03Right, Jenna?
21:05I'm sure that witch could do a day without you.
21:09Gucci.
21:11It's not like she has anything hugely important going on.
21:16Okay, we'll have fun.
21:17Aren't you coming?
21:18Didn't you say you were between jobs?
21:21I did say that.
21:22Mm-hmm.
21:23Good.
21:25So what do you have in mind?
21:27There's a lookout at the top of the mountain!
21:29Come on, slowpokes!
21:31Sightseeing is very different than hiking, Brian.
21:34Oh, God.
21:36Oh, God.
21:38I...
21:41Oh, God.
21:46I just...
21:46I just need to say...
21:48I just need to say...
21:49Oh, hey, hey, hey.
21:56Okay, so, more of an inside girly.
22:00Noted.
22:01I run every morning.
22:03Right.
22:05Cut like a...
22:06On a treadmill, like a civilized person.
22:11This is my nightmare.
22:14What?
22:16Well, all of this.
22:17Strangers in my home.
22:19Hugging me.
22:20A wedding!
22:21A wedding!
22:23Oh, my God.
22:23The thought of a poofy white dress literally makes me want to puke.
22:32Well, if it's any consolation, I really do appreciate you being here.
22:36You know, it means so much to my parents.
22:39To be here with me, and they are psyched about you.
22:43Family is everything.
22:45Family is overrated.
22:47Oh, speaking of, I did invite your parents to the wedding.
22:51What?
22:54Just kidding.
22:56Sort of.
22:57I know family's not really your thing, but I did make a few fake invitations and left them on my
23:01desk.
23:02And just to really sell it, I just went to Mr. and Mrs. King.
23:09Is this fun for you?
23:10Terrorizing me?
23:11Oh, immensely.
23:13What do you do for fun?
23:14Besides feast on the unborn?
23:16Um, close the red floor stories deal.
23:19Um, review development slates, sign paychecks, manage schedules, order coffee.
23:24Work, work, work, work.
23:26You know, there is such a thing as work-life balance, right?
23:29That is the funniest thing I have ever heard.
23:31Do you think I like being this way?
23:34I have been there since I graduated, and I still have to work twice as hard for them to take
23:38me seriously.
23:41You're right.
23:42What?
23:43It must suck.
23:46You are the most talented producer they have, by far.
23:50And it must suck to have to prove yourself time and time again.
23:53Oh, God.
23:54Especially when idiots like Devin just prance on in because they have a dick.
24:00Granted, I assume it's a pretty small, oddly shaped dick.
24:04Yeah.
24:05But you do deserve better.
24:14Okay.
24:15Now on to the top.
24:17Buttercup, buttercup.
24:26Ma, here.
24:27I know how much you love your chocolate chips.
24:28Oh, thank you, dear.
24:31I sure do love my chocolate chip cookies.
24:34Jenna, that salad looks delicious.
24:37Oh, yeah.
24:38It's a chopped salad.
24:40Are you kidding me?
24:42That's not just any chopped salad.
24:43That's the chopped salad.
24:44Extra chopped.
24:45No basil.
24:46No spices.
24:46Just the way she likes it.
24:48Wow.
24:48You're going to make a great husband, Bri.
24:53Right.
24:54Yes.
24:56Babe.
24:57Right.
24:59Okay.
24:59Okay.
25:04Oh, you don't have to be shy in front of us, kids.
25:06You know, when your father proposed, he couldn't keep his hands off me.
25:09Still can't keep me.
25:11Stop it!
25:12No, please stop.
25:13No, sir.
25:13You old horned off.
25:14Please, please don't.
25:15I was here, Barry.
25:16Yeah.
25:16I'm sorry.
25:18Hey, you know, the old ball and chain.
25:23I am not old.
25:25Oh, well, you certainly act a lot older than you are then.
25:30Yeah?
25:31Yeah.
25:31At least I don't act like a frat boy.
25:34Right.
25:35Right.
25:35Right.
25:43Why?
25:44Why?
25:46Why?
25:48Why?
25:50Why?
26:02Anybody want a drink?
26:03I know I do.
26:08Right.
26:11Oh, pull yourself together, man.
26:13It's a contract.
26:14Strictly professional.
26:16Right.
26:18Hi.
26:19Do you have anything stronger than coffee?
26:24So, Jenna, tell us what you have planned.
26:28For what?
26:29Oh, a movie, probably.
26:33No, silly.
26:34The wedding.
26:35You are a hoot.
26:39Yeah, probably just something simple like a courthouse.
26:44Probably next week.
26:45Oh, a good old-fashioned shotgun courthouse wedding.
26:48Exactly.
26:50Except I'm not pregnant.
26:53No.
26:54No, you can't be getting married in some dusty old courthouse.
26:58Sweetie, last minute we can work with, but this is going to be your wedding day.
27:02It's fine.
27:03Don't worry, Jenna B.
27:04I will help you every step of the way.
27:07We'll start today.
27:08Ah, I'm actually...
27:10Oh.
27:12What did I miss?
27:13We are going wedding dress shopping.
27:16Oh.
27:18Yay.
27:19No.
27:19She loves dresses, especially wedding dresses.
27:22There's bourbon in here.
27:22Drink.
27:23Mm-hmm.
27:27Oh, isn't everything just so beautiful?
27:32Don't you just love, love?
27:34Uh-huh.
27:37Is something the matter?
27:42Maybe this is also complicated.
27:45Oh, sweetheart.
27:47I'm not going to lie to you.
27:48Marriage is complicated.
27:51If you follow your heart, you always end up in the right place.
27:54And I could see how good and big your heart is, Jenna.
27:58I don't know about that.
28:00It is.
28:01You got to believe it.
28:05Showtime!
28:32You'll survive
28:33Never give in to my natural emotions
28:37Grave in your head
28:38But you know that it just takes some time
28:44Just takes time
28:48Just takes time
29:02I think you found the one
29:11Jenna, you feeling okay?
29:13You're looking a little pale
29:15Yeah, yeah
29:16It's probably just a hike and champagne
29:19Dancing
29:21Oh, hi
29:25I think I'm going to faint
29:27Jenna
29:27Oh
29:28Jenna, Jenna
29:29You okay?
29:34Yeah
29:34Yeah, I'm good
29:36I'm good
29:38I'm good
29:39You look beautiful
29:40Oh, no
29:41You should be fine
29:48Take her off
29:50Here
29:51Come on
29:53Let's get you some rest
29:57You know, you weren't kidding
29:59When you said wedding dresses really disagreed with you
30:01Not the time, Bri
30:02I don't even know what happened
30:05Oh, I talked to the doctor
30:07He said you just had too much fun
30:09A little bit of rest and you'll be right back on your feet
30:14Oh, God
30:14Oh, God
30:15Oh, God
30:17Here
30:20You can have my session blanket
30:24Yeah, there you go
30:26Some water over here if you need it to
30:28Your mom's really sweet, by the way
30:31Your whole family is
30:33I'll see where you get it
30:36Was that a compliment?
30:38Maybe we should take you to the ER
30:40Stop, don't make me laugh at my weekend's tape
30:44Sorry, sorry
30:48I don't think anyone's ever actually taken care of me before
30:51Really?
30:53But you make it so easy
30:58My parents never really cared about me like that
31:01It's like their careers and lives were so much more important than me
31:04Growing up, I was a parent
31:08And I think I just started
31:11Seeing and believing, really, that
31:14Showing vulnerability was a weakness
31:17Yeah
31:17Well, that sounds pretty hard
31:19Made me a good producer
31:21But a bad partner, I think
31:23You're not a bad anything, Jenna
31:26I mean, we're all humans
31:28Just
31:30Trying our best
31:33Except Devin
31:34Oh, yeah
31:35Except Devin
31:36Fuck that guy
31:37Fuck that guy
31:39Okay
31:43Fuck Devin
31:44Yeah, fuck Devin
32:21Hi
32:24Morning. Good morning. I'm really glad you didn't turn into a pumpkin last night. Or whatever they have in hell.
32:31Right. Because I'm the devil.
32:42Um, thank you. It was really sweet of you to take care of me.
32:48What? Are you still sick?
32:53Do you have a fever or something?
32:55I...
32:57It feels really nice.
33:10Are you feeling okay?
33:19I gotta go.
33:27I gotta go to work. Bye.
33:34Oh my god. I love Brian.
33:48Wow. I really have no friends to talk to. Maybe Brian was right about this whole work-life balance.
33:56Oh shit, my meeting. Okay, that is a problem for future Jenna. Just get it together, babe.
34:02Well, stop talking to yourself. Starting now.
34:08Okay.
34:11So, with the new script changes...
34:13I wish Brian was here.
34:17uh schedule changes i can't believe she slept with my husband did i just say husband
34:23you seem a little distracted jenna no not a good look for the next ceo
34:29no no everything everything is good everything is great let's just pick this up after the wedding
34:34you seem to have a lot on your mind right now
34:42yeah tick tock tick tock it all falls down it's two different nursery rhymes you moron
34:52did you just call me a moron
35:01i'm just gonna tell him that i have real feelings and
35:05be able to think straight
35:09jenna i met your new neighbor
35:19clark
35:21long time no see jenna
35:23oh you two know each other i'll start dinner so you can catch up brian will be home soon
35:30who uh brian he's he'll be home soon
35:35okay
35:37so what are you doing here
35:38funny enough just moved in down the street
35:43why you hate this neighborhood
35:44things change people change
35:48look i'm not the man who i once was okay i'm not the one who let you get away
35:58what we had
36:00that was special you can't deny that
36:02i i don't know what to say
36:04say it's not too late
36:06is it
36:09right
36:14i'm engaged
36:15didn't answer my question
36:16you left me you broke my heart
36:19you don't know how sorry i am truly
36:21i wasn't ready then but i am now okay
36:25i'll prove it to you
36:27i don't have time for this
36:29do you love him
36:30if you do just tell me i'll leave you alone for good
36:35oh you've got to be kidding me
36:39clark would you like to join us for dinner
36:41um
36:42no no no
36:44sure
36:45great
36:50come on
36:52dad if you don't mind
36:53oh sure
36:54here you go pal
36:58thanks for coming
37:00yeah appreciate it look at this
37:02all right let's
37:04okay
37:06nice
37:07comfy
37:08yeah that's about right
37:12great could you pass the wine
37:18brian could you pass the wine
37:27hi i'll do it myself
37:31clark said you two go way back
37:33yeah i knew jen before all sass no frass
37:38i rather like strong
37:40independent jenna
37:42sass and all
37:43well
37:44any jenna's better than
37:46no jenna right
37:49uh jenna uh any
37:52wedding progress today
37:54oh no
37:55we're still
37:56planning
37:57i thought you hated
37:58planning weddings
37:59people change
38:01people change
38:02right
38:25i know you and clark
38:26dated
38:29but
38:31were you ever in love with him
38:36we were engaged
38:47glad to see you're still running
38:48mind if i join
38:50uh
38:56may i
39:03there
39:25well hey it was great uh catching up jen
39:30what's up brian
39:33what's up
39:39do you make breakfast
39:42i did
39:45that plate's for you
39:46although i see you are gay
39:49got a little something left
39:51he is harmless brian
39:53really
39:55all right
39:56we're gonna be late to meet my parents
40:00you should put a shirt on
40:10oh my god
40:11it's so good
40:12you like it
40:13it's delicious
40:13and
40:15very good
40:20here
40:22right guy
40:22keep jenna some of this
40:25here you go
40:26sweetie
40:30if it isn't the happiest couple ever
40:33oh
40:35oh
40:37that's a spirit
40:41oh
40:42dad
40:44these are the board members of my company
40:46the big day is almost here
40:48are you getting excited
40:48over the moon
40:50i just have to figure out
40:51how to smuggle a wedding cake
40:52into a courthouse
40:54no you can't get married
40:56to the courthouse
40:57devon
40:58call the staff
40:59tell them to prepare the house
41:01for a wedding this sunday
41:03no
41:04can we at least offer you some cake
41:06well
41:07oh no no
41:08he's probably really busy
41:10he's got
41:10very important
41:11that's what meeting is going on
41:12usually
41:13very
41:15i need you to meet me at the cafe right now
41:20how are you guys doing
41:21oh my god
41:22come right on in
41:24really good
41:24you know what i just realized
41:26we haven't heard the proposal story yet
41:28it must be amazing huh
41:29so good
41:30please tell us about it
41:33it was actually
41:34it's a really funny story
41:35really
41:35um
41:37clark
41:41clark
41:42clark
41:43clark
41:45i thought your name was brian
41:51why don't you join us
41:52we're just hearing about
41:53the proposal story
41:54what if i do
41:55go on jenna
42:01it was our anniversary
42:04and um
42:07he wrote me a poem
42:11it was so sweet
42:12and masculine
42:14and hot
42:17and then he took me to a poetry reading
42:20i didn't know you liked poetry son
42:22i don't
42:23but apparently jenna does
42:25you know
42:25ode to a fancy urn is my favorite
42:29go on babe
42:30why don't you
42:31tell the rest
42:32fine
42:33i will
42:35and then he cried
42:37and he cried
42:38and he cried
42:39and then he got down on one knee
42:40and he proposed
42:41yeah well that's not exactly how i remember it
42:43fine
42:43then you tell them
42:49pre-wedding jitters
42:53what the hell are you doing
42:54besides single-handedly keeping up this narrative
42:56no i mean turning into an unrecognizable puddle
42:59the moment clark walks into the room
43:00what are you talking about
43:01oh you know exactly what i'm talking about
43:03are you jealous
43:05no
43:05this is a contract marriage
43:06okay so then what is it
43:07you're putting us both in jeopardy
43:09all right do i need to remind you
43:10that i have real stakes in this
43:12my family
43:12i'm lying to them
43:13okay well i'm sorry
43:14if i don't know what you're into
43:15maybe you like bougie
43:16i don't know
43:17anything
43:18about me
43:20that is not fair
43:22it is not my job
43:23to know things about you
43:24you're right
43:26but you never tried to either
43:41came to check on you
43:42i'm fine
43:43i couldn't sleep
43:44i know you jared
43:46you're not okay
43:48she's this
43:49whole wedding thing
43:51and brian
43:52drives me nuts
43:54he does seem a little uh
43:56high-strung
43:57yeah
43:57yes
43:58he's always like
43:59doing things for me
44:00not like
44:01not like in a patronizing way
44:02and like
44:03supportive way
44:04and he's
44:05ambitious and smart
44:07which is annoying
44:10and he listens to me
44:11which is
44:12so
44:14weird
44:14i can't stop thinking about you
44:18can i kiss you
44:28i'm marrying brian in two days
44:29look i messed up
44:30i can see that now
44:31but
44:32if you have an ounce
44:33of feeling the way i feel about you
44:35then
44:36you should be mine
44:38i want to marry you
44:39what
44:42i thought you said
44:43marriage was a loss of independence
44:45it's worth it
44:46to be with a person you love
44:50yeah
44:52yeah you're right
44:58hey
44:58think about it
45:08which you buy
45:09every word
45:11sweet
45:12very sweet
45:17just play the part
45:18until she falls for you
45:19and break it off
45:20with that loser brian
45:21then you're gonna be free
45:22to leave her again
45:23and i'll get you
45:24the rest of your money
45:25you got it
45:26i'm so glad you're again
45:27win-win for me
45:28i get paid
45:29i might get some tail
45:30in the meantime
45:31i kind of forgot
45:32how hot she is
45:33i like you thark
45:37hey hey hey
45:39you need to talk
45:42i need your help
45:44to teach someone a lesson
45:48like a team
45:50you are a team
46:00i thought you said
46:01you hated hiking
46:03well like you said
46:05people change
46:05i'm glad you called
46:06this morning
46:07look i like bri
46:09but no one
46:10makes me feel
46:12the way you do
46:23god i've missed you
46:29can we baby
46:31here
46:32hey
46:33i am all yours
46:34yeah
46:35do whatever you want
46:36what about brian
46:37what about brian
46:45i don't have to take
46:46my shoes and socks off
46:47right babe
46:47i mean
46:48there's pokey stuff
46:49everywhere
46:49that actually depends
46:51on if you want to
46:52hike down fully
46:53nude or not
46:54god
46:55god
46:57i think i'm gonna puke
46:59i think i'm gonna puke
47:01oh god
47:02i know this is part
47:03of the plan
47:03but watching that
47:04was truly sickening
47:05oh at least you
47:05don't have his tongue
47:06in your mouth
47:07whoa whoa whoa
47:08what's going on
47:10we need to talk
47:11there is nothing
47:13between me and clark
47:15there was at one time
47:16but that is over
47:18i am marrying you
47:22go to bed
47:26every time you come
47:27into my life
47:27you fuck it up
47:29you're the reason
47:30i didn't want
47:30to get married
47:31you are a pathetic
47:34impotent excuse
47:35for a man
47:37even if i hadn't
47:38seen this video
47:39of you and your
47:40little dirtbag
47:40boyfriend this morning
47:42i knew you were
47:43up to something
47:44so i strung you along
47:46until i could figure
47:46it all out
47:48thank you for coming
47:49to jenny king's
47:49ted talk
47:50kobe
47:51oh no no
47:51oh god
47:55that's far
47:56thanks for doing this
47:57have a nice hike down
47:59douchebag
47:59brought in half
48:01goodbye
48:08oh dear you look
48:10beautiful
48:11thank you
48:12i want you to meet
48:13grandma sandra
48:14she has something
48:15special for you
48:16grandma
48:18welcome to the family
48:20we want you to have
48:23this
48:23oh i really
48:25oh yes
48:27absolutely
48:28yes yes
48:29we insist
48:29it's an arnhem
48:31family heirloom
48:32and we want you
48:34to know
48:34every time you
48:36look at it
48:36that you belong
48:38farming
48:39fun
48:40and family
48:42family
48:57hey now
48:58i told jen all this
49:01already but i got the
49:02whole ceo paperwork
49:03right here
49:04now during the wedding
49:06ceremony you're gonna
49:07sign the marriage
49:08certificate
49:08but you'll also sign
49:10this
49:10make it all official
49:12welcome to married
49:14life son
49:18that's your last chance
49:19bro
49:21i know it's all lies
49:22lies lies
49:25i'm gonna make a deal
49:26for both of us
49:27so we can get what we
49:28want
49:28if you owe jenna
49:30i'll promote you
49:32to her job
49:33and i'll pay you
49:34three times
49:35the raise
49:36but if you go up
49:37and sign that deal
49:39i'm gonna make good
49:41on my promise
49:41to ruin both of you
49:42my offer stands
49:43for five more seconds
49:45five
49:47four
49:48three
49:50two
49:52you know what
49:53you're right
49:54you are
49:55very consistent
49:57consistently
49:58the biggest
49:59d-bag
50:00i have
50:00ever seen
50:02enjoy
50:02having jenna
50:04as your new ceo
50:05bye
50:13thank you
50:14that's all
50:23you
50:29you
50:31you
50:32you
51:17It, uh, looks like our plan's gonna go off without a hitch.
51:23You sure about this?
51:27Stop the wedding!
51:35Oh, my God.
51:41This marriage is a sham.
51:45As you can see in this contract right here, dated a week ago.
51:50I told you you shouldn't have given it.
51:51Not the time, Bri.
51:52They have deceived this company.
51:54And they have deceived all of you, ladies and gentlemen.
51:57Oh, my gosh.
52:00What are you talking about?
52:01I'm very glad you asked.
52:03In order to get promoted, Jenna right here forced her assistant, Brian, to marry her.
52:15Is this true, Jenna?
52:29You know, you would have made a really shitty lawyer.
52:32What?
52:33Look at the bottom of that page.
52:37I didn't sign that.
52:40You can wave that piece of paper around all you want.
52:44It's not gonna do anything for you.
52:46Because I made a promise to Jenna that I would marry her.
52:50And that's exactly what I'm gonna do.
52:52You didn't sign the contract?
52:54Nope.
52:57So you did all of this because you're a good person.
53:06I'm sorry, I can't do this.
53:09What?
53:12You have given me so much.
53:14What are you doing?
53:15You've given me years of your life.
53:17I threatened to ruin your career.
53:20I forced you to lie to everyone.
53:23I forced you to pretend to be in love with me.
53:26Look, you don't have to do this.
53:27You cannot stop.
53:28I'm sorry you ever met me.
53:33Jenna, wait.
53:37Just let me go.
53:39Trust me.
53:46I don't deserve this.
53:47No.
53:48I don't deserve to be a part of your family.
53:51You don't get to decide this.
54:06I guess she did all the dirty work to ruin both of you.
54:12That's why you'll never be CEO.
54:15What?
54:15Devin, you are an embarrassment to this company and to our family.
54:21If you insist on acting like a child, you are going to be treated as one.
54:26Go to your room and stay there.
54:29Please.
54:31Daddy, I can explain.
54:32Please.
54:43So, how are you doing, son?
54:45Pretty shitty, Dad.
54:49I'm sorry I lied to y'all.
54:51You do what you have to do for true love.
54:54Including never giving up.
55:01Everyone can go home.
55:02It's over.
55:03She's gone.
55:08It's not over, Brian.
55:10Go find her.
55:12So, what are you waiting for, son?
55:30Jenna.
55:33It's me.
55:35I know you're in there.
55:49Can I come in?
55:50I don't deserve this.
55:54Not after everything I've done.
55:58But you don't love me.
56:01This is all fake.
56:03I don't think you can fake the kind of connection we have.
56:06Do you?
56:08Why are you doing this?
56:10You don't need me.
56:12They offered you my position.
56:15Jenna, I quit.
56:18You what?
56:22Why?
56:23They, Devin offered you the position.
56:26That's your dream job.
56:27Why would you do that?
56:28I don't want to be anywhere you're not.
56:30Brian, I'm...
56:30Look, I know what you're going to say.
56:31Okay?
56:33Because I know you.
56:34Better than anyone else.
56:38And I also know that I love you.
56:50And I have loved you.
56:52From the day that I met you, Jenna King.
56:56And even when I've hated you.
56:58Which I have.
57:00Many, many times.
57:03I've still always been head over heels in love with you.
57:08So, what do you say?
57:11No contracts.
57:12No professional strings attached.
57:22Will you marry me?
57:25For real?
57:28I love you, Brian.
57:30I love you, Brian.
57:42Brian, do you take Jenna to be your lawful wedded wife?
57:46So this is what you wanted?
57:48Do you get married tonight?
57:49I do.
57:52I don't want to spend another birthday without you.
57:56And Jenna?
57:57I do too.
57:58You may now kiss your bride.
58:01And I do too.
58:10I don't want to.
58:11I don't want to.
58:16Okay.
58:18I don't want to.
58:28Put the script in Cayman's hands.
58:29See if he likes it.
58:30Okay.
58:30Oh.
58:31Hi.
58:33Oh, hey.
58:33Could you get me a coffee?
58:34What happened to our new assistant?
58:35Amy's out there at the desk.
58:37Amy, could you grab us two lattes?
58:38Sure thing, boss.
58:41The really tall guy.
58:42Yeah.
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