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The Creativity Workshop
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00:51I haven't seen this place.
00:52I don't know this place.
00:54I don't know why Greg booked this place.
00:56But I trust that probably came from you in some way.
01:00It did.
01:01I liked it.
01:01I liked what I saw online.
01:03I've got an intuition.
01:05I'm not going to say what that is yet.
01:07But I do feel like something could be alive today.
01:10Okay?
01:11Okay.
01:12That's all.
01:13So we're not going to play chess.
01:15Pick it up.
01:16Pack it up.
01:16We need to meet them.
01:17They need to come here.
01:18I need to get into this.
01:20What's your name?
01:21Clearing up.
01:22No.
01:23Sit down.
01:24Action.
01:24Sit down.
01:26Sit down.
01:26Oh, you want me to sit down here?
01:28Yes.
01:28Crossing.
01:29Sit down.
01:30Can I look at the camera?
01:33Wow.
01:34What?
01:35It's the first time I meet you and you say, can I look at the camera?
01:38Hi, I'm Jack.
01:39Nice to meet you.
01:40That's Luke.
01:41Hi.
01:42What's the camera's name?
01:43You're supposed to be speaking this German accent.
01:45Can we do that again?
01:45Oh, yeah.
01:46Oh, yeah.
01:47Yes.
01:48Okay, good.
01:48Let's do it again.
01:50Ready?
01:50Sorry.
01:51Hi.
01:51Hi.
01:52Hello.
01:53Nice to meet you.
01:53Hello.
01:54Nice to meet you.
01:55My name is Hildegar.
01:56Nice to meet you, Hildegar.
01:58Hi.
01:58Hi, I'm Delilah.
01:59Hi, Delilah.
01:59I'm Jack.
02:01He was up here.
02:02Don't even, I mean, it's just weird that he was up here, by the way.
02:04But I don't know what he was doing.
02:05But he's just on.
02:07Just introduce yourself.
02:08Okay.
02:11Okay.
02:11Okay.
02:15Hey, Jack.
02:16Can we move this carpet later?
02:18Later.
02:18Because it's not rolling.
02:20Later.
02:21Later.
02:21All right, so you know why you're here today?
02:23Why are you here today?
02:24To make a movie.
02:27To make a movie.
02:28The main reason you're here, let's all face it, it's Los Angeles.
02:30It's expensive.
02:31None of us, you know, were breaking the bank to live out here.
02:34And I live out in the valley.
02:36Chatsworth, been in the news recently, is the golden ticket.
02:40Okay?
02:41This is Steve's life savings, which he's donated to the production.
02:47Right, Steve?
02:48Yeah, right.
02:48Yeah.
02:49Yeah, I'd like it back.
02:51But anyway, so what we're going to do today, listen, all seriousness, I don't want to repeat
02:55the same kind of things I've done in like different movies.
02:58But what I want to let you know is this is real.
03:00All of this is real.
03:01And it really is Steve's savings.
03:02So the winner of today's show is going to win, how much is there?
03:07There's $4 million.
03:09Right.
03:10$38,000.
03:11Okay.
03:12$38,000.
03:12$38,000.
03:13Let's try to make it more exciting for the show.
03:17I don't know if you thought you signed up for this, or if you know what you're getting
03:21into.
03:21How long have you been in the US?
03:23Two years.
03:24Okay.
03:25From?
03:26Stuttgart.
03:27Okay, good.
03:28And?
03:29I'm from Carmel, Indiana.
03:30Fantastic.
03:31Great.
03:33I've done the Gary multiple times.
03:35Oh, yeah, yeah.
03:36Cool.
03:36I like the shirt.
03:38It's cool.
03:38It's cool.
03:39It's good colors.
03:40Didn't you tell her to wear something colorful, or?
03:43Yeah.
03:43Did you even eat?
03:44You like the purple!
03:47So honestly, all jokes aside, everything aside, all truth of the matter is why do we
03:51do these things?
03:52We do them because we want to...
03:54Win money?
03:55No.
03:56Act!
03:57We want to...
03:57No.
03:58We want to become better.
04:00We want to become better people.
04:01Right?
04:02Right.
04:03I'm better.
04:03Is it okay to say that?
04:04Safe to say?
04:05Yeah.
04:05That's why we do this.
04:06We want to make great art, and we want to become better people.
04:09So money, self-development, good challenges, good time.
04:15Gregory's coming sometime today, so we're going to make him proud.
04:17We're going to wait for him as long as it takes, okay?
04:20All right.
04:20You with me?
04:21Yeah?
04:22Woo!
04:22All right, all right.
04:23Fantastic.
04:23Good.
04:24We're going to get into it.
04:24Down, down, down.
04:26Don't get this.
04:27Don't get this.
04:29Beautiful rug.
04:31And a little surprise.
04:33Sneaky stand here.
04:35All right.
04:35We do have the first self-development challenge.
04:41Before we get into the challenge, though, I would like to take a little word from our
04:46sponsors, and we want to say welcome Gregory and Friends.
04:53Welcome Gregory and Friends, and you are our friends.
04:57So you're here.
04:58Please put it back.
05:00No, don't.
05:01Just put it back over there.
05:02So as friends, we welcome you.
05:04Welcome you to the set, and we're going to play a little game, and we're going to utilize
05:07this beautiful studio that we're in today, and we're going to do it to get better and
05:10better and better as people.
05:13One thing I want to say, I want to ask you a question, and I'd like to ask this question,
05:17but I want to get your thoughts on what magic word I'm feeling these days, and that we all
05:22maybe have felt, maybe not, but I really want you to think about this just off the top of your
05:25head.
05:26What to you is, and you can play along too, Steve, what to you is love?
05:34What is love?
05:37What is love?
05:39Dana?
05:43I would say that love is just feeling truly comfortable in yourself with someone else,
05:49and just wanting to share everything with them.
05:52Thank you very much.
05:54Hold on.
05:55Could you do that one more time?
05:56Yeah.
05:57Okay.
05:57And Dana?
06:01I would say that love is feeling comfortable with yourself with someone else, and just wanting
06:08to share everything with them.
06:09Perfect.
06:13Next is Hildegard.
06:16Love is money, baby.
06:19Love is money, baby.
06:21There you go.
06:21Okay.
06:22Can we expand on that just a little bit?
06:24I mean, I got Delilah over here.
06:25She gave a really nice, thoughtful reply, and I kind of want like a thoughtful reply, because
06:30you know, I have money, and we're going to give out this money, but let's do something
06:34really kind of special, okay?
06:35Okay.
06:35And take two, go.
06:36There's nothing like feeling that you're in love with someone.
06:39When you connect with someone for real, it's the best thing in the world, and there's
06:43nothing that can take that away from you, even to...
06:46It's beautiful, actually.
06:48I really appreciate that.
06:49I really appreciate it.
06:52Steve, go.
06:54Love is...
06:58Anyway, we're going to play a little game of
06:59Hide the Money, and the winner of this gets to keep the money, because although money
07:04is part of it, right?
07:05Love is love.
07:07Love is this magical stream that never ends.
07:10It has no beginning.
07:11It has no end.
07:12And you're right.
07:13Whatever you said, I can't remember, but it's right.
07:15Whatever you said, I can't remember, but it's right.
07:17What we're going to do now is I'm going to have Steve take the money.
07:23What I want you both to do is turn around, cover your eyes, and I'm going to set my little
07:30timer, and I'm going to have Steve hide the money somewhere down here.
07:34After he hides the money, we're going to let you loose, run around, and try to find the money.
07:39Understood?
07:39Let's do it.
07:40Begin.
07:52Yeah, I hate this.
07:54Stupid, man.
07:57Stop.
08:02What did you say?
08:03Hold on.
08:03What did you say, love voice?
08:05What did you say?
08:06What did you say, love voice?
08:08What did you say, love voice?
08:10What did you say, love voice?
08:11What did you say, love voice?
08:11What did you say, love voice?
08:12It's really thoughtful.
08:13It's really thoughtful.
08:14I do appreciate it.
08:15I have complex ideas on her, just based on, like, I don't know what you've been through,
08:19but, I don't know.
08:20I've been through a lot.
08:21But, you've...
08:22Can we go?
08:24Who's the director around here?
08:26I'm sorry, I want the money.
08:31It's like starting.
08:32I'm starting to lose my patience.
08:34It's starting.
08:34Did you hide the money yet?
08:36I didn't.
08:37Nobody told me that was done.
08:38Last time we do these.
08:40We do these.
08:41We do these.
08:41Gregory.
08:41It was two the last time.
08:42Two the last time.
08:43Let's do two.
08:43Ready?
08:44Three, two, one, go.
08:49Let's see if they can find the money.
09:09You bitch.
09:10Somebody did find the first step.
09:12Somebody did find the first step.
09:13Somebody did find the first step.
09:15Good.
09:17You bitch.
09:18Somebody did.
09:19You bitch.
09:20You bitch.
09:24I'm sorry.
09:26I'm sorry.
09:28I'm sorry.
09:28I'm sorry.
09:31I'm sorry.
09:32I'm sorry.
09:32I'm sorry.
09:32One more minute.
09:33Money.
09:33Do I get too much?
09:36Okay.
09:37Oh!
09:38And we've got it.
09:40We got equally divided.
09:41You found it first, so you can say, what are you going to buy with this money?
09:46I'm saving up to buy a house.
09:50I need money for a down payment, so I've got some saved up, but this $38,000 would be
09:56really big.
09:57I'm from New York now.
09:59I just bought a new doll house, and I have to buy all this stuff to put in it.
10:05Like tiny things?
10:06Tiny things.
10:07Tiny things.
10:08I have this collection of tiny things, and it gets dusty sometimes.
10:12Wow.
10:13But I need the money to buy all my tiny things to fill my house.
10:16You get real house, I get a small house!
10:19That's great.
10:19You two are amazing.
10:20Go put it up in your stuff for a second.
10:22Go put it back up in the dressing room.
10:23I need to talk to you for one second.
10:25One second.
10:27Listen.
10:27Just a couple things.
10:29Hold on.
10:29I want to make sure they go up.
10:30Now, they are...
10:31Okay.
10:32Seriously.
10:33I'm getting a vibe off of the...
10:34What's the one in the purple dress?
10:36They'll look right?
10:37Yeah.
10:38Yeah.
10:38She's matching the description that our contact gave us.
10:42Alright, we're rolling.
10:43We're back.
10:43Welcome back.
10:44So we have a tense situation outside.
10:47Steve has been shot, and he needed medical attention, so we got him the medical attention
10:52that he needed, and now he's eating some moments, which is insanely annoying on camera.
10:58But, we're going to barrel through this, and we're going to do our next challenge, because
11:01we're all about self-development.
11:03We're all about self-development, and growing stronger, and growing better, and there's
11:06cash prizes on the line, so let's call everybody down.
11:08Go get them down.
11:08Have them come down.
11:09And we're going to start the next challenge!
11:11We're ready for you.
11:12Come back downstairs.
11:14We're on their way.
11:15Challenge is set.
11:18You guys can have snacks any time you want, but if you see him snacking, like, too much,
11:22let me know.
11:23Okay?
11:23It's annoying.
11:29Have a seat.
11:30Have a seat.
11:32Have a seat.
11:33Where'd you get that?
11:35I like to stay armed on set.
11:37I like to stay armed on set.
11:38A lot of stuff going on right now, okay?
11:40We've got a literal serial killer wandering the streets.
11:44You don't know anything about that, do you know?
11:46No.
11:47Do you know anything about that?
11:51Nothing?
11:51What do you know about the Chatsworth butchers?
11:53I've never been to Chatsworth.
11:54Well, okay.
11:55Well done.
11:56Haven't been there on, like, a Tuesday evening.
11:58No.
11:58Say around...
11:59Where is it?
12:00I don't know.
12:02Never been there.
12:03West.
12:04It gets hot out there, though.
12:06So what's going to happen is eight seconds.
12:08I want you to look at this for eight seconds.
12:10Tell me exactly what you've seen.
12:13Look into the oracle.
12:15And describe the vision to me.
12:18Ready to do that?
12:19Are we going to look at the same time, or do we each get our own eight seconds?
12:22You're going to look at the same time.
12:23Okay.
12:24In order to develop yourself, you have to develop your perceptive abilities.
12:28The ability to look at something and to really truly see the thing that you are looking at.
12:34Are you ready?
12:35Eight seconds.
12:36Yep.
12:37And...
12:38Begin.
12:45Eight seconds.
12:46Eight seconds.
12:47You'll have six seconds.
12:49You'll have six seconds to think about it.
12:53This is the magic sauce.
12:55Right here.
12:56They are not allowed to sing this.
12:57It's in six seconds.
12:59Oh.
12:59This is the magic sauce.
13:04What I need is I need to know exactly what you saw.
13:08In this oracle.
13:13I saw just a beautiful green field and blue skies and the sun was shining and there was
13:22crystal clear creek running nearby and a family of horses was just trotting through
13:29the field and there was a brown one and one that was like brown and white like spotted
13:34and the baby horse that was also brown and white spotted and there was a baby horse that
13:39ran up to the creek and it was just modern.
13:42It was really beautiful.
13:44That was really cool.
13:46Did you grow up around horses?
13:48Um, yeah.
13:49I didn't have any horses but I always really wanted one.
13:53Where did you grow up?
13:54Uh, Carmel, Indiana.
13:55Oh, that's right.
13:55I missed you that.
13:56I'm from Michigan.
13:57Oh.
13:58It's like, I grew up around horses.
14:00Wow.
14:00Yeah.
14:01Love them.
14:01That's so funny.
14:03Huh?
14:04I know a thing or two about horses.
14:06I'm so lucky.
14:09I saw, there was a small picture frame and this picture frame, there's a picture of a
14:14staircase that went simultaneously.
14:16It was like from the perspective of the camera and it went down and then backwards.
14:21And then on the left side of it, there was this big cavernous area.
14:25And there were like little monsters in it.
14:28Like there was a mummy.
14:29What?
14:30What?
14:31Horses.
14:32Okay.
14:32There was a mummy and and then there was a little gate at the bottom and it was like.
14:41Okay.
14:42You know what?
14:43That's really good.
14:44That's exactly what I was hoping to say.
14:46Actually, both of you, I mean technically both of you, you know what?
14:53I'm just going to give you this because this is like, it's hard for me to do this exercise.
14:58It's an eyeball.
14:59Alright?
15:00It's an eyeball and slime.
15:03However, when the viewer sees it, it excites something in your imagination.
15:08Do you know why?
15:09Why did you do that?
15:11Because?
15:11Movie magic.
15:12Yes?
15:13Because eyes are the window to the soul?
15:16Yes.
15:18What?
15:19I did good.
15:20You did good.
15:21I want to say thank you to both of you because I want to teach you something.
15:24I want to teach you something.
15:26You both saw your own truth and you saw a truth that you were able to communicate to me in
15:35the moment.
15:36And I appreciate that so much.
15:38Okay?
15:38So thank you for sharing your thoughts and your creativity.
15:41Really.
15:42It's like magic.
15:43Yeah.
15:43It's like magic.
15:44That was freaky.
15:46We're going to go on to the next challenge.
15:47And the next challenge is one that I think you're going to be familiar with.
15:50And we're going to jump right into it.
15:52And we're going to get right into it.
15:53And we're going to get right into it.
16:13I know.
16:14That's gross.
16:14Is it infected?
16:16Do you think it's infected?
16:19It hurts.
16:22It's like right on my knuckles, or like if my skin was over.
16:25Oh yeah.
16:26I was drunk in a pool.
16:28That would do it.
16:29I know.
16:30And I also have something on my foot.
16:32I don't know what I did.
16:34Isn't that weird though?
16:36Yeah.
16:37I showed it to somebody and then they said it looked like there's this thing that they
16:40do with frogs where they somehow take drugs out of them and then put it in your body in
16:48holes like that.
16:50I'm serious.
16:51I'm not fucking kidding.
16:53Start on him.
16:55All right.
16:56We're back.
16:57Don't start on him.
16:58Start on me.
16:59Okay.
17:00We're back.
17:01We're back in action and we're ready.
17:03We're getting plugged in because I can feel the level is going up.
17:06I can feel that there's some learning going on today.
17:07I feel like that we're becoming better people through each little puzzle and each little
17:11challenge.
17:12And I just got report on my phone a notification that yes folks.
17:16Yes.
17:17It's been discovered that last night the Chatsworth butchers struck again another dead body was
17:23found.
17:23Could you believe it?
17:25Let's get their thoughts so far on self-development.
17:28What it means to them.
17:29Please go.
17:30Me?
17:31Yes.
17:31Getting older.
17:32Yeah.
17:33Getting older.
17:34Trying to not become like your parents.
17:36Yeah.
17:37Okay.
17:37Fantastic.
17:38Well done.
17:38I would say that self-development is thinking of the ideal version of yourself and then the
17:45steps that you can take to become that person.
17:48You're so smart.
17:51That was amazing.
17:52All right.
17:53Delilah.
17:53Thank you very much.
17:54All right.
17:56I got to stay in character.
17:57It's hard to stay in character when I got like such a nice personality over here.
17:59I'm like geez man.
18:01All right.
18:01I almost feel like we worked on something together before but I don't know what.
18:04I feel like I remember if we did.
18:06Serious.
18:07All right.
18:07It's happening here.
18:08All right.
18:09All right.
18:09Anyway, we got to shoot.
18:10I'm sorry.
18:11Nothing.
18:11We got to shoot.
18:11We got to shoot.
18:12You're talking back.
18:13I need you to come down here.
18:14We need your phone.
18:15Come on.
18:16I need your phone.
18:17No, come down.
18:18I need your phone now.
18:19We need this.
18:19We need it.
18:20We need it.
18:21All right.
18:21We're waiting on Steve.
18:22We're waiting on Steve.
18:25Let's go.
18:26We're going to do a little thing called the call your mom challenge.
18:29Phone, please.
18:35Oh, he's got superheroes on there.
18:37He's got his little superheroes.
18:39I'm in front of him.
18:40He's got his little superheroes.
18:42What do you have?
18:43I don't have a phone.
18:50Sorry.
18:53Oh.
18:55Oh.
18:55That's so good.
18:59California.
19:00We miss.
19:02Yes.
19:02Oh, wow.
19:04You.
19:04Whoa.
19:06Me.
19:07Love.
19:07Love.
19:09This car.
19:10It goes and I feel it.
19:13I want to.
19:14Get in there.
19:15Then I really do it.
19:16Then I stab it.
19:17Then I do it.
19:17Then I go again.
19:19Then I do it then I stab.
19:20Stab.
19:21Stab.
19:21Stab.
19:22Stab.
19:24Stab.
19:24The whole day.
19:25the day and then i think about it and then i feel it and then my mom is really i
19:30love you i love you
19:32mom i'm i'm so happy that i love you mom i love wow wow yes i love you even with
19:40my all my heart
19:41bye good wow she nailed it like a hundred percent her again later that was so good she's gonna call
19:47the cops the reason that i wanted you to do that challenge was because i do feel that it's important
19:54for us to keep in touch with those people that we love okay because at the heart we're here because
20:03of love love love right love is a stream love is one continuous stream that has neither beginning nor
20:14end continuous now what i would like you to do next since now we've talked about loved ones
20:24is i would like you to focus on love of self and when we focus on love of self we're
20:30going to focus
20:31on the performative self do you know what the performative self is finish this metaphor for me
20:38life is a okay flowers okay box of chocolates okay performing art life is a performing art so what
20:50i would like us to do what i would like you to do as actresses who a lot of money
20:55on the line steve's
20:56fortune what i would like you to do is i would like you to put on a play are you
21:02up for that i mean you're
21:04actresses right yeah like actresses do plays so you know i don't care how you want to spin it i
21:09don't care what you want to get into but i would love to see something that comes from your creativity
21:15okay now steve likes to think that he's an actor he's done a couple things but i'm not going to
21:20have
21:20him do a do anything today okay sorry buddy i know you were thinking about this but we're not gonna
21:25the thing i was telling you that's fine all right we don't have time for it all right so what
21:30i want
21:30you to do is i do want you to do a play i mean it and we'll give you two
21:35minutes to prepare yes
21:38one big play or two small individual i want it's a good great question i would love it to be
21:43a a solo
21:44dramatic performance so a model of sorts you can pretend that there's another person there and let's
21:49keep it under two minutes three minutes ish let's not go on and on if that's possible okay okay and
21:55if
21:55goes on too long i'll just stop you but i will be the judge of uh how much i think
22:00each performance
22:01is worth all right now you have two minutes to prepare to go get some things to prepare to go
22:08do
22:08it let's go let's go and wait can you pick go go go go get them to go go prepare
22:14go prepare get don't
22:17shoot the genitals get off of there what is wrong with you steve seriously do you know where your
22:24craig's list kind of i don't know listen i'm gonna design this stuff
22:36here's the thing i've heard that subjects at a play
22:42can sometimes be so taken in by the by the performance itself that they lose all sense of
22:50reason and what i would like to do is i would like to test that out today i would like
22:56to put on this
22:56play so that i can see i want to judge what she what they do in this play because it
23:05will reveal
23:07something to us about the butcher okay like a clue yes the play is the thing the play is the
23:14thing
23:15where we will catch the king
23:27there's a certain poetic quality to human life and human expression the expression of life the puzzle
23:37of life one puzzle to another one challenge to another always improving artistic creation the
23:46embodiment of drama that's what we are that's what we are up to today today is the day of the
23:57play
23:59we are going to play today and we're going to make a play happen in front of your very eyes
24:06today is the day of the play are you still in the bathroom
24:16you missed his cue
24:21you were supposed to come out earlier like and do the kind of the other kind of the sub model
24:25like
24:25you're supposed to piggyback off of what i was saying were you literally seriously in there taking
24:29a piss i've got a lot of water today all right just go i mean i have to like kind
24:34of keep going
24:34and then cross that way this later probably not dirty no no no just later go wash them somewhere else
24:43go sacrifice them then stay in there shut the door shut the door right now just stay in there
24:54the performance of life drama love acting
25:25the way that you can't do it
25:29sometimes it goes too far and it's not funny
25:35today is the day of the play what we have for you today is our is or are two dramatic
25:41performances
25:43we want to see the expression of life and we want to see the expression of art
25:48so this is what we're going to do today i've been more than impressed with delilah and how she's
25:54been performing and the thoughtfulness that she's put into everything she's done so far she's been
26:00nothing but a joy to work with and my casting choice was correct so i would like to start with
26:08delilah
26:09she's going to do a dramatic performance so let's go let's give it away let's give it up for delilah
26:16and let's let her take it away
26:23thank you um for my dramatic performance i'm going to perform the balcony monologue from juliet
26:31i was like could i go up on the balcony absolutely you're going to be down no absolutely i can
26:38say it to
26:39you if that works yeah i love that okay i don't want to do mine on the book that's okay
26:45okay do you
26:46really want to go up to the balcony and do it or do you want to pretend um you want
26:49to go up there go
26:50to this one okay okay go up to the balcony
27:04i guess i'm romeo romeo now it's kind of cool never been romeo it's kind of cool
27:11like this where should i stand right there to your left right here
27:18what are you doing up there dude get down get down no no no get down now seriously get down
27:28you know what you're seriously pissing me off
27:32come on jack did you do the did you bring the dress did you bring the dress yes you get
27:42ready
27:42because you're going to be wearing it sick of this
27:49every scene phone almonds water toilet phone water almonds toilet
27:58production is always moving i'm answering emails we've got budgets get the dress on we got
28:05put the dress has to be ordered put the dress on
28:10folks are okay
28:14so now delilah's going to perform um a monologue from romeo and juliet
28:23and action oh romeo romeo wherefore art thou romeo deny thy father and refuse thy name or thou shalt
28:34not be with sworn my love and i'll live longer be a capulet just but thy name that is thy
28:41enemy thou art
28:43thyself though not a montague what's montague it is nor hand nor foot nor arm nor face nor any other
28:52part belonging to a man oh be some other name what's in a name that which we call a rose
29:01by any other
29:02word would smell as sweet so romeo would were he not romeo called retain that dear perfection which he
29:11owes without that title bromeo doth thy name and for thy name which is no part of thee take all
29:19myself
29:22thank you
29:26wow wow oh boy that was amazing
29:31wow that was that was so good thank you i know i want to see it again it's like is
29:40there going to be
29:40a part two to that one um great hildegard very excited uh now you didn't tell me what you were
29:48going to do my dear okay then all right well interesting i'm just gonna prove this over here
29:57you don't mind if i do good okay you will i'm going to that was really good thank you that's
30:05good i love chasing this i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna sit there i thought i was gonna do my
30:09one where else where where do you want me to do it i'm gonna do it here standing good job
30:14you want to do it you want to do it here i can do anything oh great first you go
30:18who's sitting where
30:21this is the king's block
30:28look look look give me one one more time
30:31here by the bathroom well at least stinky steve's not in it we have um our second performance
30:40our dramatic monologue actually i'm i'm i'm really excited to see it i don't know anything about it
30:47but i'm truly truly excited the next performer has experience in immersive theater and beyond
30:55so without it without further ado there's a clown car outside apparently without further ado
31:03turn your attention to the wonderful talented creative beautiful hildegard
31:17don't you think i can stand the sight of blood
31:22you think i'm weak
31:26oh i should like to see your blood flowing
31:29your brain on the chopping block all your sex swimming in a sea of blood
31:34i think i could drink from your skull
31:38bathe my feet in your breast and eat your heart cooked whole
31:44you think i'm weak
31:50you believe that i love you
31:52because my life has mingled with yours
31:55you think i would carry your offspring under my heart
32:02nourish it with my blood give birth to your child and take your name here are you
32:12but what are you called what is your family name i'm sure you have none
32:17i should be mrs gatekeeper perhaps or madam dump heap you dog with my collar on
32:30you lackey with my father's name on your buttons
32:36i play rival to my cook
32:47oh oh you think i'm cowardly and want to run away
32:52no now i shall stay
32:57thunder may roll
33:01my father will return
33:04and find his desk broken into his money gone
33:08and he will ring that bell
33:10twice
33:12a scuffle with a servant he sends for the police and then i tell all
33:18everything
33:20oh how beautiful it will be to finally be over
33:24if only that were the end
33:27my father will have a shock and die and then that will be the end they will
33:30put his swords across his coffin and his his line will be gone the count's line will be extinct
33:38but the surf's line will continue in an orphanage and win honors in the gutter
33:46and end in prison
33:55okay okay all right wow that was a bit different from uh romeo and juliet but uh wow
34:05amazing are you uh who are you with me that was uh yeah i'm here it was something else
34:11that was something else thank you well ladies creativity is rewarded we reward creativity
34:26i'd buy that for a hundred dollars or two two hundred dollars to you my dear two hundred dollars to
34:32you my dear fantastic there's more where that came from just you wait
34:39now i'm sorry i have to do this to you but the bathroom thing that happened over there
34:46really pissed me off i don't know if you've seen much of my work but i did a movie recently
34:56no way listen to this please it's horrible just listen listen listen listen to this listen look
35:11look at this horrifying look at you look look it's disgusting filth
35:27you know who this is this is steve oh no disgusting oh no
35:35oh my mama horrifying trash we're watching it then
35:44because steve owes me an apology and i want steve to reprise his role and have a seat please at
35:52your
35:52thrones over here your golden thrones and i would like steve to reprise his role
35:58so he learns his lesson and he's not going to interrupt me again in the bathroom with this potty humor
36:07horrible despicable steve action
36:27that's not good that's better hands down and walk say it mama mama
36:41you're really scaring the girls
36:45disgusting
37:00the wild is horrified
37:04mama
37:06pildegard's oddly fascinated
37:09mama
37:12mama
37:12mama
37:12leave her alone
37:14flower
37:14leave her alone you give it give him the flower
37:17mama
37:18he's so disgusting sometimes
37:21money
37:22don't give him any money
37:23i got the money
37:24you don't need money
37:25mama
37:26the money
37:26shit
37:27you got a flower that's more than you normally get
37:30go back to your hole
37:33go
37:37go back to your hole
37:45oh it's just a hole
37:50is this what producers normally do
37:52no it's just it's disgusting really
37:56where's he going
37:57back to his
37:58let him outside
37:59walk him out i'm sorry i'm really sorry
38:03i had to do that though because i need to teach him a lesson
38:07wow all right well let's um
38:10you both did amazing let's break for let's break let's get let's get a refresh and a reset
38:14we're going to come back with the next challenge we i got to snap back into this
38:17i need to talk to steve about this it's it's junk art what he's given me okay i'm sorry
38:22but um you guys did fantastic i loved the romeo and juliet by the way it was great it was
38:28great
38:28yours was you i don't know i need to let it digest but you did good what what what what
38:35you got
38:36okay listen so um detective pierre is on it i guess some evidence some dna evidence just came
38:44through they ran it did some scanning and it sort of is it kind of leads to here
38:51some matches between here and these crime scenes and chatsworth okay and i have to admit
39:00the hildegard's her monologue it's pretty violent stuff she kind of hinted and i observed yeah
39:12yeah i just observed some behaviors of yeah violence from that monologue that she did okay
39:22listen let me know as soon as they you know pierre gets back to you about that the the whatever's
39:28unveiled i need to know i need to know we're here until what time yeah we're here until about uh
39:33what time six six thirty six thirty so we'll stop shooting around 5 30. okay okay honestly guilty
39:39not guilty i'm like 80 percent um you know i don't care like no matter what greg needs a sacrifice
39:47before he comes you know that right i do so you do know like no matter what you're gonna have
39:52to do it
39:52i do okay but listen listen i don't want to tell you this and luke i want you to know
39:56too just watch
39:57your back we don't know what we're dealing with here we don't know just be careful okay okay do you
40:05want me to go get him yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah thank you okay thanks buddy okay all right uh
40:10when you use
40:11it and you stab something the thing it gets stabbed stab bleeds more because that little lip is there and
40:17it
40:17lets the blood come out so they die faster my dad was a hunter wow that's why i know that
40:22oh yeah
40:23you know rural upper michigan there's not much to do hear ye hear ye the king has arrived
40:31i heard there's a play today so i bring good tidings and clothes for the lady you are yeah you're
40:40welcome did you bring what you heard no sorry what am i gonna look at next time uh so what
40:47we're gonna
40:48do now is i've set these two performers to unravel the ultimate puzzle of human drama so they're going
40:57to enact drama if life is truly a performing art we've seen them perform in a solo capacity now we're
41:05to see them perform together hello hello good to see you sir wilhelm i assume he's doing well oh my
41:27will help of course it's lovely right oh no well i saw him at the fair oh and let me
41:36tell you he was
41:37looking yeah sure i'm sure he was he was i didn't know how you liked that burgundy suit that you
41:45got him
41:46for his birthday
41:50you like that suit don't you i do
41:58you know have you talked to mother recently no why would i because you're her daughter and you love
42:08her well you know she's more fond of you that's right she was no i've been thinking gertrude how
42:19about we all go on a trip yes a trip a beautiful trip to the country oh wouldn't it be
42:25lovely to go
42:26on a trip well that would be lovely but i don't think you'll be going on any more trips just
42:32think it
42:33not with me and my wilhelm why i know what you did gertrude i haven't done anything i saw you
42:41in our marital bed you're supposed to be my sister saw me what i am your sister gertrude i am
42:50your
42:51son of course anymore you are sorry anymore you bitch
43:08he's my feet
43:21Fantastic. That was fantastic. Bravo, bravo. Steve, what did you think?
43:29I thought it was very, very, very engaging. I thought the dialogue was fantastic.
43:36It was very, thank you.
43:40I mean, thank you.
43:42Stunning performance. Thank you.
43:47What? Thank you. Fantastic. Fantastico, as they say.
43:53Alright, well then, let's see the other side of things, shall we?
43:57Let's. Things are getting very interesting.
44:00What is this next play going to be about?
44:02We'll say a play.
44:05So it goes.
44:10Well, you've decided to show. Of course.
44:13I would never miss one that much, please.
44:17How are you today?
44:19Splendid. Yourself?
44:22Wonderful.
44:23I recently came out from the fair. I saw an idea work on there.
44:29I'm sure you did. It's lovely. Sure you did.
44:32Well, of course. And do you know who's going?
44:36He would never miss him for the world. It's his favourite day.
44:39Such fun.
44:42Well.
44:44Oh.
44:47Gertrude.
44:48What is this for?
44:50You know damn well what it's for.
44:53Oh, for my birthday next week. That's so lovely.
44:56That's right.
44:58I just love you so much.
45:04I love you.
45:06Indeed.
45:09Is anything alright, dear?
45:11Sure, fine.
45:15Well.
45:18Have you spoken to Molly lately?
45:20Yes, I have. Have you?
45:23Oh, I think we've...
45:24Chatted a few times.
45:27We have heard.
45:28Mm-hmm.
45:31Yes, I'm great. I'm splendid even.
45:33We just redid this wallpaper. I want to know what you think.
45:36Oh.
45:37It's quite lovely.
45:38You like it?
45:39Yes. The gold. Is that real?
45:43Yes, it is.
45:46Why?
45:46Why?
45:54How's mother like you now?
46:04Lights!
46:05Lights!
46:05Good job.
46:06Lights!
46:07Stop the play.
46:08Stop the play.
46:09Stop.
46:10What?
46:10Stop.
46:11What?
46:13Fantastic.
46:14Wonderful.
46:15Give him some money.
46:16Beautiful.
46:17Beautiful job.
46:18Wonderful job.
46:23Wonderful job.
46:25Fantastic.
46:25Fantastic.
46:26You can go to your dressing room for a second.
46:27I just need to talk to production.
46:28Alright.
46:34Are they really, uh...
46:36Hold on. Hold on.
46:37Is that the backup you called?
46:39Tell me. Tell me.
46:40What did you see?
46:40Well, definitely Hildegard was very much more violent.
46:49But I know something different about the other performance.
46:55When she was done killing her, she stuck her foot on the body as if really claiming the murderer.
47:06That's what I take away from this.
47:08So you're saying it's not Hildegard.
47:10Yeah.
47:11It's Delilah.
47:12Yeah.
47:13Just that one little gesture at the end.
47:18Stay tuned.
47:19Thanks for coming.
47:32Thanks for joining me.
47:33Thank you pretty much.
47:33Thanks.
47:34Bye.
47:36Bye.
47:39Bye.
47:40Bye.
47:41Bye.
47:41Bye.
47:42Bye.
47:45Bye.
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