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00:22Good evening and welcome to the Great Indian Couple Show.
00:31Thank you, thank you. Please sit here.
00:38Who said I love you?
00:42You are happy, you are happy.
00:46Today, every person is making a YouTube channel.
00:48Do you all know?
00:49Do you know?
00:52You can also bring someone on a platform like Netflix,
00:54where people are watching in the 192 country.
00:57Then, someone will make a YouTube channel.
00:59I am talking about myself.
01:02If there are 4 people in one house,
01:05then their mother is different, their father is different,
01:07their children are different.
01:08I am talking about YouTube channel.
01:09This time, I am talking about you.
01:12I mean to say that,
01:14you can see,
01:15every person has made a video.
01:18You have so many channels,
01:20and they are in the kitchen.
01:21Guys,
01:23today, I have made a bread and bread.
01:27After, his husband's mouth is open,
01:29and he makes bread and makes bread.
01:33After, his husband comes back and says,
01:34that he's good on YouTube.
01:36That's the day,
01:38he's got bread and bread.
01:40He's got bread and bread.
01:43He's got bread and bread.
01:44today, I'm giving you tips for makeup.
01:45I'm so crazy.
01:47All right.
01:48you put a moisturizer.
01:49You put a foundation,
01:51then highlighter,
01:53then blush,
01:53then lip gloss,
01:55and finally,
01:56you put a black eyeliner and magenta mascara
01:58and your new makeup looks.
02:03No makeup looks.
02:05Before, his 28 things are on the face.
02:08The two inches are on the face.
02:10The two inches are on the face.
02:10The two inches are on the face.
02:13The two inches are on the face.
02:16They are also on the YouTube.
02:18Hi, guys.
02:19Guys,
02:20so everyone has a piece of the house.
02:22Hi, guys.
02:23You comment on the video,
02:25that you are very bad.
02:26Guys,
02:27they come back to the house,
02:28they become a good guy.
02:32Guys,
02:32today,
02:33I'll tell you about backless blouse.
02:35Look,
02:36there's only one person who has a blouse.
02:38Yes,
02:39yes.
02:39This is a blouse.
02:40This is a blouse.
02:41Yes, yes.
02:41This is a blouse.
02:43This is a blouse.
02:44This is a blouse.
02:46This is a blouse.
02:56This is a blouse.
02:59This is a blouse,
03:00that's a blouse,
03:01lacing the wall,
03:02and the Man-J ministre of this.
03:04So you can find a blank plan.
03:05to open it.
03:06Disulfскlipped by theong uh.
03:10Yes.
03:10Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
03:40who are talented people from their hard work, their original content and their own channel become a superstar.
03:46Our two of them are stars today.
03:49They have a lot of views on their channel.
03:51Please welcome Mr. Samir Ena and Mr. Ranveer Allahabadiyah.
04:15Welcome! Welcome! Welcome! Welcome! Welcome!
04:21Welcome! Welcome!
04:29What a story! What a story!
04:32How do you love you guys?
04:34We are just happy that we are out of jail.
04:35We are out of jail.
04:39You all know them well.
04:41In the last year, we have been searching for the most of the celebrities.
04:48People were searching for the internet.
04:50The police were searching for other people.
04:54What did you feel last year? How did it go?
04:57It was a strange year.
04:59In this studio, there were two people who went to the Supreme Court.
05:03They've said sound of sal Shake nada.
05:06They said've texted us under Trump!
05:10So for that, I have written the same things to you of emphasis on the back of theiciency line.
05:15Thank you guys now!
05:19This is why I laid out on your 연anda.
05:19From the problems around the Mash 네가이.
05:28I don't think it will think it will never be nice when you nervously.
05:29We are not the ones who leave the land from a shaker,
05:35but before the first time,
05:38we will be locked up.
05:43And, brother,
05:45if he killed one other joke today,
05:47then we will all be locked up.
05:48No, no, no, no.
05:52I feel like I have lost my house.
05:54We will all be locked up.
05:55Today, we will take a little bit of coaching
05:57how to bounce back.
05:59The last time Ranveer and Samir were together,
06:01there was a case of police.
06:03So, today, you will be together.
06:05We will take coffee,
06:07we will take anti-spitry bail.
06:12I have seen a lot of episodes.
06:15I have also called Samir.
06:17I said to him, I said to him,
06:19I said, why the case didn't happen?
06:21I said to him,
06:23when the show was closed,
06:25I said to him,
06:32I said to him,
06:33I said to him,
06:37I said to him,
06:37I said to him,
06:37I don't want to say anything.
06:42But when you are famous,
06:44you can't say anything.
06:45What?
06:45What?
06:49I just want to tell my brothers,
06:52that you don't have married.
06:53The people who work in our show
06:55are all two children.
06:57So, we will do something today.
06:59I did something to do, sir.
07:01No, no, no.
07:02No, no, no.
07:10No, no.
07:11No, no.
07:12No, no.
07:12Ranbir is very loving.
07:13And these are the controversies.
07:16They come to learn all of you.
07:18I'm sure you will also learn many things.
07:20People, let's see you so much.
07:21Let's see you today.
07:25When the show is closed,
07:27who was before?
07:29What happened to you?
07:30I had to call a lawyer before.
07:34And his phone didn't feel.
07:36Okay.
07:37Where did you go, Ranbir?
07:38My brother is sitting in an audience.
07:41I went to his house.
07:44He's here for that.
07:45So, the people who give up
07:46are the people who give up
07:46are the people who give up.
07:51I didn't have an idea.
07:52I didn't have an idea.
07:53One day, an hour came.
07:54They came.
07:55So, I said, come.
07:56Then I knew that everything was happening.
07:58So, when you saw this clip,
08:00then I said, come, come, come.
08:03Until I left my house.
08:07After this controversy,
08:09you have a phone to do more shows.
08:11Do you do live shows?
08:12Or the books that were the first ones
08:14told you, Ranbir?
08:15Keep the advance.
08:16The phone is very nice, sir.
08:18But today, comedy is very difficult.
08:20Do you know?
08:26Sir, how do you do it?
08:27I don't know.
08:29At that time, genuinely,
08:30the first call came to Kapil sir.
08:32I don't know what it was,
08:33the price of it was,
08:33the price of it was,
08:34what it was.
08:35In the time,
08:35when your good time went,
08:37your bad time will go.
08:39It will go.
08:42Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
08:44We were waiting for another.
08:45There will be something that will happen.
08:46But,
08:47Sir,
08:48Ha, ha, ha, ha!
08:49Ha, ha, ha!
08:50At that time, Kapil sir,
08:51also,
08:51completely stopped doing that.
08:53Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
08:55Ha, ha, ha!
08:57Ha, ha, ha, ha!
08:57What did they do?
08:58When the last two weeks
08:59there was a quiet one,
09:00Ha, ha, ha, ha.
09:03Ha, ha, ha, ha!
09:06Yeah, Kapil, you came in 2004 or 2005 to come back to him.
09:112007.
09:12As I felt in 2007, this guy was the same.
09:15Oh!
09:16Lovely.
09:17It's fun.
09:19It's fun.
09:19It's fun.
09:20Give it to you, son.
09:20It's been a compliment for you.
09:27It's amazing.
09:28It's like a breath of fresh air.
09:29First, I would like to say that his heart is very clean.
09:32That's what people should know.
09:34No.
09:35No, don't you close someone's show.
09:36Then you leave your life.
09:39Your heart will be clean.
09:42In the last year, our friends are very high.
09:46I feel.
09:46That's how I feel.
09:47It's true.
09:48It's true.
09:50It's true.
09:52It's funny.
09:53What a joke, son.
09:54It's funny.
09:55It's funny.
09:55It's funny.
09:56When you get the same thing, you get some blood.
10:01You get some blood.
10:01You get some blood.
10:02Yes.
10:02When you're sets on your set of comedy,
10:05then you listen to your friends or a nurse.
10:08Sir, I am with my lawyer.
10:12Well, you sit in your forehead.
10:14He had all the stay of the theatre.
10:17Oh my God!
10:18Sir, this is a comedy theatre.
10:20It's a very popular comedy theatre.
10:21It's a very popular comedy theatre.
10:21Yeah.
10:22It's very popular.
10:22Every week, someone's call comes from the venue.
10:26Oh my God!
10:29I'm going to talk about you.
10:31Yes sir.
10:32Before, sorry, the venue broke.
10:34How many times broke, Guru?
10:35Sir, three times.
10:36People came to the joke and had offended so now they don't have to talk about.
10:40You, who are here, honestly, you have been great inspiration for all of us.
10:44You, who are here.
10:47Thank you, sir.
10:48Thank you, brother.
10:51Genuinely, a very, very big moment for me.
10:54I'm watching you from childhood.
10:57Across various shows.
10:58It was always my dream that I would come to the TV one day.
11:01I never thought that you would come to OTT one day.
11:11I genuinely love you so much, Alshana Ma'am and Siddu Paji.
11:15I love you guys so much.
11:34I love you guys.
11:38I love you guys.
11:39I love you guys.
11:40You are absolutely brilliant.
11:45I love you guys.
11:46Sir, what you learned from me.
11:49Genuinely, you are a part of my whole childhood.
11:53I watched you, you and Shaker sir, you and in comedy circus.
11:57I followed every episode.
11:59Then I didn't know what to say.
12:00You are a part of my childhood circus.
12:08Come and sit and talk.
12:10Come and talk.
12:10Come and talk.
12:10Come, please.
12:16Too good.
12:17Genuinely, sir.
12:19I respect you both.
12:21But I'm a little bit more.
12:23Because I have never done a good job.
12:25and he didn't get out of 0 at 0.
12:34He has hit, he has hit, he has hit.
12:39If anyone has hit me, I feel like he has hit me.
12:42His batting is strong.
12:46But when we both went to the police station,
12:49there was a lot of fans of Sidhu Pajji.
12:52He was hit in the camera,
12:53he was hit in the camera.
12:54He was hit, he was hit.
13:00Oh, my God.
13:07Oh, my God.
13:07Oh, my God.
13:09Tell me about the beer bicep.
13:12When I started,
13:14the goal was to create a fitness channel.
13:17I thought it was a cool name.
13:19There are people in wrestling,
13:20Triple H, Stone Cold.
13:22I thought it was a cool name.
13:24Okay.
13:26But over time,
13:27I didn't drink beer.
13:30The bicep is still here.
13:32But the name is a little popular.
13:34So we've kept it.
13:35Do you have a liquor license for this?
13:37Or do you have a liquor license?
13:38No, no.
13:39It's a liquor license.
13:40When you've seen stand-up,
13:42So this is like,
13:44I can always hit my grandmother's
13:45joke on my mother's mom.
13:46I never said,
13:48why why don't you miss my family's real life?
13:51You're saying joke on my mother's mom?
13:52Do they really?
13:53Because if I'm a Voo,
13:55I write her lot of my mother's memories.
13:58If I'm a singer,
13:59I write the song of my daughter's memory.
14:01I'm a comedian.
14:02I can write the jokes on my mother's memory.
14:04Very good.
14:05Well said, well said.
14:07And I have some awareness, sir.
14:09Like my sister, my sister, my sister,
14:11I had an attack once.
14:12And I was alone at home.
14:14And I didn't remember the number of ambulance.
14:17Do you remember that?
14:20Do you remember the number of ambulance?
14:21Tell me, Arshana, do you remember the number of ambulance?
14:23100 is the only call there.
14:24It's the police.
14:27I didn't remember, brother.
14:28I called 102.
14:30Who came? Fire.
14:32Where did the fire go?
14:35The fire will look like morning.
14:42Oh!
14:43Oh!
14:44Oh!
14:46Oh!
14:46Oh!
14:47Oh!
14:48Oh!
14:50Oh!
14:50Oh!
14:51Oh!
14:52Oh!
14:57You know, my parents really like the couple show.
15:01Oh!
15:01There is also a story. It's a genuine story.
15:05Dadajji watched a lot. He was bedridden in his final phase.
15:09But he watched a couple of shows a lot.
15:11So, wherever he is, he is very happy today.
15:14Thank you, thank you.
15:14Big, big day.
15:18You're an amazing comedian.
15:20So, who do you think in India is the best stand-up comedian?
15:26Stand-up.
15:27In this case,
15:28there is no time, ma'am, that India's best comedian.
15:32In India's name, I will say,
15:33the world is right here.
15:34Kapil Sharma.
15:35Love you, bro.
15:36Love you.
15:40Genuinely, it's a lot of difficult.
15:42I don't know how he does it.
15:44I mean, every week, show, episode,
15:48I don't know how many thousands of episodes you have done, sir.
15:50It is unbelievable.
15:52Like, it's...
15:53Here is a legend of the veterinarian.
15:55Thank you, bro. Lovely.
15:58This is what people do.
15:59When you give them love,
16:01your confidence becomes like this.
16:03And normally, what happens is that
16:04sometimes we make scripts,
16:05sometimes they're not secure,
16:07sometimes they're not.
16:07But people,
16:08watching you,
16:09watching you,
16:10watching you,
16:11watching you,
16:11watching you,
16:12watching you.
16:13We're with you.
16:14And this is your love.
16:19Kapil Paji,
16:21please ask me a question.
16:22I'm dancing.
16:22I'm dancing.
16:23I'm dancing.
16:24I'm dancing.
16:25See?
16:29I'm dancing.
16:30Would you?
16:31Usually, please.
16:31Like, generally,
16:34how do you feel?
16:34How does it feel so long
16:35going up in your show?
16:36And what do you have all in your perspective?
16:39Like it happens,
16:40there is no time,
16:41it really comes from a police officer.
16:43What is the shock?
16:44I feel great for poetry,
16:46this is good.
16:47That's is the shock they're quite beautiful,
16:48I often saw them in free time
16:49and they've heard.
16:50and we will listen to it.
16:51Our shock became our profession, our brand and butter became our brand.
16:55And there is also a jam.
16:57Is that right?
16:59It's a red color jam, right?
17:00Netflix's jam.
17:01So I feel that this is a great blessing to you.
17:03You feel good to do it.
17:05We are the people who are with us when we don't get money.
17:08So I feel that you keep doing your work with your heart.
17:11Then the rest of the things come.
17:12So I feel a blessing.
17:14And I've also seen many films in childhood,
17:16who have seen actors,
17:17who come to our shows.
17:19I feel like this is a dream or something.
17:24It's a life that everything happens.
17:25I'll do a show run in childhood.
17:27My brother has a little bit less,
17:28but he talks about death.
17:33In childhood?
17:36It's like that you do work with the world.
17:39It's a blessing to you.
17:41Absolutely.
17:41Absolutely.
17:44And what are you talking about today?
17:46You can talk about death.
17:49In the world, there are two people.
17:52One is LIC.
17:53And the other is Ranveer.
17:55What do you think about death after death?
17:57That's why you don't go to this podcast.
18:02And if someone is gone,
18:04someone is gone,
18:04someone is gone,
18:04someone is gone,
18:04someone is gone,
18:11someone is gone.
18:13I'm going to be gone.
18:13So you can move forward in the conversation.
18:15How do I do it?
18:16I'll give a little example.
18:17I'll drill.
18:18Do you think about death?
18:21I haven't thought.
18:22No.
18:23I don't think about death.
18:23I've seen a little notice.
18:24But I don't get there.
18:25But I'm scared that you're excited.
18:29Who's excited for death?
18:30Who's excited for death?
18:31Wow.
18:32I'll die tomorrow.
18:34What's the matter?
18:35What's the matter?
18:36It's a good thing.
18:37Where are we going?
18:38I'm scared of death.
18:39I'm scared of death.
18:40I'm scared of death.
18:40I'm scared of death.
18:41He asked me last year.
18:42What do you think about death?
18:43What do you think about death?
18:44I don't think about death.
18:45But for the last year,
18:47I've thought about death.
18:47I'm scared of death.
18:54I'm scared of death.
18:55I'm scared of death.
18:58I'm scared of death.
19:00I'm scared of death.
19:03I'm scared of death.
19:05I'm scared of death.
19:05I'm scared of death.
19:06I'm scared of death.
19:14Oh
19:34I'm gonna have to share
19:37I think I got it.
19:50I got it.
19:51I got it.
19:54I got it.
19:54What's the case?
19:55Look, I got it.
19:55You're gonna get it?
19:55You're gonna eat it.
19:55Yeah, sure.
19:55I need to eat it.
19:56I need to eat it.
19:56My tongue is right.
19:58You go to the house and eat it.
20:02Why didn't they eat it?
20:03Baba, don't open your mouth.
20:10If they open their mouth,
20:13then in their deserts,
20:15we will close our main course.
20:19That's correct.
20:21India has got latent.
20:23India has got deleted.
20:26Let me introduce myself.
20:29Today, I will write a script from Sunil Paal.
20:38Thank you so much.
20:39Thank you so much.
20:41Yes, you can listen to me.
20:43I have a joke.
20:44One time, there is a kid.
20:47He comes to the balcony.
20:49He comes to the kid.
20:51He asks, brother,
20:52he's gone.
20:53What happened?
20:57He didn't come.
20:58The police didn't come.
20:59He's gone.
21:02He's gone.
21:02The police came.
21:05The police came.
21:07The people who will stay slow,
21:10will go.
21:11This is fine.
21:14What do you want to check?
21:16The equipment?
21:17No.
21:18The equipment.
21:18The bag.
21:20The bag.
21:20The bag.
21:21The bag?
21:22The bag?
21:24The bag.
21:25The bag of Ranveer Alabadia.
21:27Look out.
21:28What's coming from it?
21:30Oh.
21:32How to talk to alien?
21:37Yethi's 101 Kisses.
21:39I've understood that you read such books,
21:43and that's why you're asking, right?
21:45Of course.
21:45Yethi's seen, Alien's seen.
21:48Have you ever seen your own podcast?
21:53India's best podcast.
21:55That's me.
21:57No, I've seen it.
21:58I've seen it.
21:59I've seen it.
22:00There's a very big comedian, Kiku Sharada.
22:06He was saying that you're so cute,
22:09if I'm your wife.
22:12Hey, what's the joke?
22:14No, no, you've seen this podcast.
22:16No, I'm not asking.
22:17He said that you're a joke.
22:19A very big comedian, Kiku Sharada.
22:21What's the joke?
22:25A big comedian?
22:27You've got the price on social media.
22:30You're 2,000,000 more.
22:31You've got the price on social media.
22:32I'm not asking.
22:42That's right.
22:44I'm not asking.
22:45I don't know.
22:46Who's the joke?
22:47I don't know.
22:54I don't know.
22:56I don't know.
22:58I don't know.
22:59I don't know.
22:59I don't know.
23:00I don't know.
23:02Why don't you hear me?
23:03I know he was an engineer.
23:03You know he was an senior girl,
23:07so you don't know how big he was an engineer,
23:11you don't know how much he was being.
23:15This is good.
23:18You don't know how bad he was.
23:20No, he would better sound good.
23:23Okay, tell me.
23:25Whatever we've said, we don't understand anything.
23:28So, there's a show on our Saturday,
23:29Our show comes on Saturday on Netflix.
23:31Let's watch it.
23:32If you can't watch Saturday,
23:34you can see it in the future.
23:35Our episodes are not deleted.
23:42Thank you so much.
23:43Thank you, thank you, thank you.
23:48Do you have some pictures?
23:50And your audience too.
23:52It's fun to make comments.
23:54Let's watch it.
24:05We are also MythPath.
24:06Who is it?
24:06Aapur, Anveer.
24:07He's saying Minati.
24:09He's a fukra man.
24:10Mr. Beast.
24:11He's the biggest YouTuber of the world.
24:13We are also MythPath.
24:16Let's watch the comments below.
24:18It seems that everyone is one of the lawyers.
24:23And let's see.
24:31Who is it?
24:32Who is it?
24:33Who is it?
24:35Who is it?
24:36And let's see.
24:36What is it?
24:37Nine years of bare bicep.
24:39I now enter my tenth.
24:41All the beginning of my career.
24:42My mind was full of ideas.
24:44But my heart was full of...
24:45What was it?
24:47What was it?
24:48It was a samurai sword.
24:49It was a samurai sword.
24:50It's a samurai sword.
24:50It's a katana.
24:52It's a catana.
24:53It's a joke.
24:53After that, he's standing there.
24:58He's sitting there.
24:58He's standing there.
24:58Look at the comments below.
25:00How long are the captions?
25:01I don't think anyone has commented.
25:02What?
25:02What?
25:04What?
25:05What?
25:05To be���ed.
25:08What?
25:08Look at some point.
25:20And let's see.
25:32Hey, what's the photo of Scotland?
25:36Sir, man, what have you put?
25:38Back back? Stretching?
25:40Sir, before the show, there was a muscle pull.
25:42Yes, sir.
25:44Yes, sir.
25:45Yes, sir.
25:45Yes, sir.
25:45Yes, sir.
25:46Yes, sir.
25:46Yes, sir.
25:46Yes, sir.
25:46Yes, sir.
25:47Yes, sir.
25:48Yes, sir.
25:51So, right there, he came to comment.
25:53This comment came from the bottom.
25:55He said, oh, get� Celeste.
26:00Oh, no.
26:04He's ready to stay.
26:06He's ready to be, good one.
26:08He altro.
26:09He's ready to see.
26:12My real personality only comes through in goa dumps, not on the podcast.
26:26I
26:47underground hotei huye.
26:50And look at it.
26:53Look at it in the comments.
26:59Longest and shortest running shows together.
27:08And look at it.
27:11Showstopper with showstop.
27:14Public also creative.
27:16And look at it.
27:18It's done.
27:21Today we have a special guest.
27:24His name is Charles.
27:26He's a very nice and nice person.
27:28He's a very nice person today.
27:28He's a big fan of Charles.
27:30Come on.
27:35Our event had happened.
27:38And Charles was hosting this event.
27:41He was hosting Netflix office.
27:42Brilliant host Charles.
27:43He's a big fan of this event.
27:47Charles.
27:49He's a big fan of this event.
27:52He's a big fan of this event.
27:58Charles.
27:59The same thing.
28:00I love you.
28:03My name is Charles Rao.
28:05I work for the National Association for the Blind India.
28:09We are India's first National Association for the Blind India.
28:12Which works from the cradle to the grave for the community.
28:17And what do I tell my story?
28:19I am not born blind.
28:21From sighted to partially and partially to blindness.
28:23Someone asked me,
28:26When did you do comedy?
28:27I said,
28:28When I was born,
28:29I will be comedy.
28:31And I want to tell something.
28:33It's good for you.
28:34Do you know what the difference is in sympathy and empathy?
28:37Today I had to come to the show.
28:39And I was standing on the platform to cross the road.
28:42A man came to his own and went to me and jumped.
28:46He jumped.
28:47And he jumped.
28:48And he jumped.
28:49And said,
28:50And he went and said,
28:50Oh, okay, okay.
28:51And I went and took it.
28:52I went with him and went,
28:54And left him and left him and left me.
28:57And left him and left him.
28:57He disappeared.
28:58And left him.
28:59And left him from there.
29:00Last time I went to the platform number 1 and 2.
29:04Because people were on sympathy for me.
29:07I was so disappointed.
29:08Yes.
29:09So, the story says that if you want to keep someone in life, then keep your whole empathy.
29:14And not that you just have to do something and leave someone.
29:20Charles, do you want to do one podcast with us?
29:23Yes, sir.
29:24Do you want to take a client for our interview?
29:27Kapil, sir, I have brought something which is made by my hand, my friend Praful.
29:33So, he's here.
29:35Beautiful. Thank you, brother.
29:38So, Charles, you're so loving.
29:40And you get to go IBBO.
29:45You go to Bali.
29:46Go go and come to Bali.
29:48So proud of you.
29:50Thank you, sir.
29:50Thank you very much.
29:53Thank you so much.
29:54Thank you, sir.
30:06First season, he won his name, and he won.
30:09He will entertain all of us.
30:10Please welcome Mr. Sunil Paal.
30:25Sunil, brother.
30:41Oh, my God.
30:43How are you, sir?
30:45I'm just watching how you're wearing shoes today.
30:50Sunil, you're welcome.
30:52When you go to Munch, you always say,
30:54I'm Sunil Paal, the comedy-like.
30:57And you say this comedy-like.
31:01How did you see him with a grenade?
31:03I saw him with a grenade.
31:04Do you have any thoughts?
31:06Sir, they have so much killed us.
31:09What's your love?
31:17Kabil, brother, if you kill him with a grenade,
31:20it was good.
31:22But the ones who kill him,
31:24they don't know.
31:27The ones who don't understand,
31:29they don't understand.
31:29They don't know.
31:31If it doesn't come in these people,
31:33they're like their own.
31:37What can I tell you,
31:39I'm not sure in the time of time.
31:44What does this mean?
31:45Yes, sir.
31:45And what is the problem?
31:46One second, sir.
31:47I have learned a lot of love.
31:49I mean, they have so much difficulty that
31:51I am, how many can I use from my knives?
31:53I don't even know what the problem is.
31:56I don't perform in the mail.
31:58I don't have to talk to you.
32:00I don't have to worry about you.
32:02Just one thing.
32:04Why don't you brush yourself?
32:14The time of brushing is over.
32:17I've come here to polish it.
32:20I'm going to polish it.
32:23Yes, I'm going to see you again.
32:28But Sunil, you have forgiven them or not?
32:31Because this is a big love you.
32:33I request.
32:35I don't do anything.
32:36But I want to ask Sunil, what has happened in the moment?
32:39I say that if you are a man, remember to be a man.
32:43And if you are a man, you are a man.
32:45I don't know, look.
32:47Where the story is about the wrongs,
32:49I've learned the wrongs,
32:52I've learned the wrongs with Sunil Pahal's videos.
32:58They've never given me wrongs.
32:59No, I've learned the wrongs with their comments.
33:05I feel like they are doing this.
33:08Sunil Pahal, I genuinely like one number.
33:11I feel like they are getting off from ten minutes.
33:18Thank you very much.
33:20Thank you, Kapil.
33:20Thank you for all.
33:21Thank you so much.
33:21You have made a great film of Genjis.
33:24They are the two stars here.
33:26What have I said about Genjis.
33:28What have I said about them?
33:29They have a new name.
33:30Showstopper.
33:32I think this is a very cool life moment for me
33:35that this generation of goat comics and last generation of goat comics
33:39They have cut so much damage that they were able to get out of it
33:42Sir, they are giving you advice, sir
33:49Thank you very much, very much
33:53Sir, you are still in attack mode
33:57No, no, no
33:59Love you, love you
34:02I have a question for Sunil, where I know you
34:05You are in the first Lafter Challenge
34:06We were watching you, we thought we would give you an audition
34:09And you...
34:10I was sitting in that office
34:11The phone came in front of us
34:13So, there were not dates for 6 months
34:15Sunil Pal, how many months are you busy?
34:17You have earned a lot of money
34:19That day you came to my film premiere in Chapel
34:22What was your strategy after that?
34:24What is that?
34:25I thought that one of the big people will come to me
34:30So, I am not so handsome, I am not so big
34:33What are you doing?
34:34I just saw the camera in the camera
34:37So, I thought that I would do something like this
34:39That I would be different
34:41Seriously?
34:42Yes
34:43Yes
34:43Now, I feel like you were playing basic
34:45Where you were playing
34:46You can see that there is light white
34:46So, you will go there
34:49Yes
34:50Yes
34:50Yes
34:50Yes
34:50Yes
34:51Yes
34:51Yes
34:52Yes
34:52Yes
35:06That are knowing to my pal
35:08They have said so much
35:09Wow
35:10Wow
35:11Look vem
35:12My mother just Christopher
35:13Look at that.
35:43and you also mark them.
35:45Yes, no, no.
35:46I just request that I've never done that.
35:52Are we downloaded as a comedian?
35:56As a comedian, genuinely, I feel very bad that
36:00when we are angry, when comedians are angry,
36:02the whole world will attack us.
36:03In the media and everything.
36:05There is a time when we expect that
36:07our industry will support us.
36:09So you will also come and then...
36:13It's just a little bit.
36:19Now...
36:20Let's do a job.
36:20Let's keep a debate.
36:22Yes.
36:23Debate?
36:23What should happen in comedy?
36:24What should happen in comedy?
36:24What should happen here?
36:26Very good.
36:26Done, sir. Let's go.
36:44Welcome to Tijik's News Debate.
36:46Oh!
36:48Oh!
36:49Now tonight...
36:50Oh!
36:51...in the debate.
36:52Oh!
36:54Debate in the tonight.
36:58Can we recommend this?
37:01Do it all the matter where we go.
37:02Just say it.
37:03Noise Polution has to be there.
37:08Come another alien comics.
37:11Please repeat the drop of it here.
37:12Oh!
37:13Let me introduce.
37:14juice
37:18my hands are sitting
37:21two dogs, one mother
37:25sorry sorry sorry
37:27two dogs, one dog
37:30Sunil Palser
37:35here, sit down, sit down
37:38one minute
37:38what's the dog's dog?
37:42what's the dog's dog's dog?
37:43why don't you put a jet spray?
37:46I understand
37:47because that sprayer
37:51sometimes the pressure is more than that
37:54let's concentrate on the diphe
37:57relax, relax
37:58here, both of them sit down
38:00Ranbir
38:03Sunil, what's your name, brother?
38:08I can't get my real name
38:10for the security reason
38:11but my social media
38:12name is
38:14Bihsi Dhrinda
38:38Bihsi Dhrinda
38:40I said
38:41you're not in the room
38:41you're not in the room
38:42I said
38:42you're not in the room
38:44go to our house
38:45so I've done the best
38:47so we start the comedy
38:49so first of all
38:50we have to know
38:51what is comedy
38:58I want to know that
39:00I want to know that
39:01Excuse me
39:02I want to know that
39:03Excuse me
39:04Excuse me
39:25First of all
39:26one minute
39:27first of all
39:28Hang this에
39:28
39:31
39:31
39:31
39:33확인
39:34Uncle, please, can you shut up?
39:35Uncle, uncle, uncle, uncle.
39:37Uncle is your mother.
39:41Look, I would like to answer this.
39:44What is the color of color, no gender of color.
39:47That color can become a girl, a head, a generator,
39:53a color can become a white canvas.
39:57That color can become a white canvas.
40:04I've said a lot of great things.
40:07Or I was going to say direct that I'm going to become a white canvas.
40:13Don't forget the last time I was sitting there.
40:14I'm sorry to say that your head is completely different.
40:20I'm saying to upload your head on YouTube,
40:22and delete it after that.
40:26Let me add, let me add.
40:28Can you just shut up, please?
40:29Two minutes, two minutes.
40:31Can we just listen to me?
40:33Yes.
40:34Seenal panty who said,
40:37''Que unexpected girls are not named in movies.
40:41''Seenal panty sleeper who aren't Quebecers."
40:42Parmesan, that jeepus said,
40:43Or that did not help or keep in upita.
40:45I'd like to surprise you to say that,
40:46but I'd like to be from Naqpur.
40:48And Naqpur Suntra country,
40:50and I'd 버� analytics myself with people of the couples
40:52in the courage of doin
41:03I don't know how much you are from the temple.
41:06Now you don't have any interest.
41:09There are also any interest.
41:14Sir, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
41:19You don't have any interest.
41:23One more question.
41:24If you are from Nagpur,
41:27why do you have so much vitamin C?
41:32Mr. Narvit, what do you think?
41:34What do you think about this?
41:36Say something like this,
41:37and we will go home.
41:46I've never seen this young girl.
41:49I've never seen this young boy.
41:51I've never seen this young boy.
41:52I've never seen this young girl.
41:55After shaving, she's a head of the hair.
41:58And then after that, it's like that.
42:01What do you think about this young girl?
42:04What do you think about this young girl?
42:05I support it.
42:06I am a Gen Z in my mindset.
42:08So I'm fluid.
42:10First, tell me about Gen Z.
42:11I don't know how many years old.
42:16Yes, you are crazy.
42:18You, I know that young boy has always done.
42:19Okay.
42:21You tell me something.
42:23What are you saying?
42:28Sir...
42:28Sir, I feel like this young girl...
42:29There are people who ran this young girl?
42:31Yes, come here, come here.
42:33Come here, come here.
42:34Come here.
42:39Sir, I think that a girl has become a girl.
42:46People just see that they are becoming a girl, but they don't see their work behind them.
42:50Like now, Kiku sir and Krishna ji are back.
42:53They have become a girl in the back.
42:56And Archana ji has become a half an hour, right?
43:04This is another one.
43:05If you become a man, you become a man.
43:11So once upon a time, Victor said...
43:14Who is Victor?
43:15Laughter. I don't know who.
43:18But he just said that. And I heard it.
43:21Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
43:25I don't know what Victor said.
43:28I don't care what Victor said, but what I am sure to say, I care.
43:32That's how.
43:33After all I said, there's a comedy in small pieces. What is the supposed thing?
43:36I also feel like there's some small pieces and a little piece.
43:41Sometimes there are some notes, but it's also all around.
43:43Laughter.
43:44If someone comes up with a heart, I'd take a lot of fun.
43:48For example, this is a heart.
43:52Laughter.
43:55He's standing up.
43:57Laughter.
43:59What is that?
44:07I get it, I get it, yeah. I get this.
44:29I get it, I get it, yeah.
44:34I get it, yeah.
44:36I get it, yeah.
44:56I get it, yeah.
45:14I get it, yeah.
45:17I get it, yeah.
45:52I get it, yeah.
45:58I get it.
46:03What's wrong with it?
46:05Gas pass.
46:05It's fart.
46:07It's fart.
46:08What's the problem?
46:09It's a natural possessed fart.
46:14I'll tell you something.
46:16I'll tell you something.
46:17No person is a criminal.
46:21I'll tell you a story.
46:23Ramesh and Suresh were two brothers.
46:26Ramesh joined the police.
46:28Suresh had a stronghold of the world.
46:30Both have a pistol.
46:32But Ramesh's fault is because he had a right path.
46:35He was in the police.
46:36The same way, fart and dhikar are one mother's son.
46:41But the attitude of fart is not for this,
46:43because he had a wrong path.
46:50Then I'll move to the next topic.
46:52Yes, yes.
46:53Next topic is him,
46:55Chutkulloh me, Comedy me, Haathi Chiti, Gadhe ka words use karke.
47:04Why?
47:06Look at it.
47:07Because they don't have voice.
47:11Why?
47:13Why?
47:14Where are you talking from?
47:15Why do we do that?
47:18Look.
47:19Whatever he wants to say,
47:21say it from the mouth.
47:25Why do you say that
47:26Why do you say that
47:27Why do you say that?
47:29I say that it doesn't have to remember.
47:31We have given a lot of money.
47:33They have given a lot of money.
47:34They have given a lot of money.
47:36Without their figures.
47:39We make a joke.
47:40If a man asked a man,
47:42I will not give more money.
47:48I agree.
47:50But you say that I can give two money.
47:52I can give three money.
47:54Who's the third?
47:55Who's the third?
47:55Look at this.
47:59One.
48:00Two.
48:01Three.
48:03Two yellow.
48:08This is an airport.
48:10800.
48:11800?
48:11800?
48:11Why is that one on the airport?
48:19Ahahahah...
48:20The only one is the only one.
48:21You're so fuelled.
48:22All are you done?
48:25Without a beer.
48:27That was the last time.
48:28I will become a biriyani.
48:34Next move.
48:35What should be body shaming in comedy?
48:38Is my question.
48:40What should you say about this?
48:48Nation wants to know.
48:50Give me a question, big boy.
48:58Oh, my God.
49:00I would like to say,
49:02that the big boy is getting the big boy.
49:09So, what should someone else have to do and why?
49:13According to me, the big boy is not a problem.
49:18Come here.
49:19You tell me something on this.
49:21Sir, I think it depends on how big boy is standing from you.
49:28If he is standing in the face,
49:30then he should not say.
49:32But if he is far away,
49:34then he can run and run away.
49:37And then if you don't say the big boy,
49:40and if you don't say the big boy,
49:41then it will be great for him.
49:43That's good.
49:44Give him a call.
49:52This guy is so good.
49:54All of you.
49:55Please, thank you.
49:58I want to ask you something.
50:01Your-
50:01Cycle.
50:02Why are you talking about this?
50:05This is an example that I am giving.
50:07Okay.
50:08So, my fingers are like a circle.
50:10I feel like a cycle.
50:11I am like a girl.
50:13I am like a girl.
50:14I am like a girl.
50:15I am like an athlete.
50:16I am like a girl.
50:22So, all these examples.
50:23I am like this.
50:24I am like this.
50:25Is that comedy?
50:30Is this the comedy?
50:33I am like this.
50:34Is this the comedy?
50:39You tell me this.
50:50Is this the comedy?
50:51No.
50:53Just tell me.
50:54Is this the news?
51:05Oh
51:23Yeah
51:36Oh
51:37Is it the family?
51:44Oh
51:45Oh
51:47Oh
51:48Oh
51:50Oh
51:52Oh
52:06Oh
52:11Oh
52:11Oh
52:11Oh
52:11Oh
52:11Oh
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