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The Golf King's Reconquest
The Golf King's Reconquest
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00:00:01Every golfer knows this model.
00:00:03Ball in the water, career on the line.
00:00:06But not a single player in history has ever pulled it off.
00:00:14Oh shit!
00:00:38To take that back, Bobby Woods has just made history with that shot heard around the world.
00:00:45Lion once again defended his title as the greatest of all time.
00:00:49Congratulations, my friend. Winning three Grand Slams in a row?
00:00:52You truly are the undeniable king of golf!
00:00:58How about a drink with your old buddy?
00:01:00Gabe, Claire's about to go into labor. I have to get to the hospital.
00:01:03Mr. Woods, the doctor just called. Your wife is in critical condition.
00:01:07Ambientic fluid embolism. Her blood pressure's dropping. I'm so sorry.
00:01:13I gotta go. Excuse me. I gotta go. Excuse me.
00:01:21I'm sorry. We saved your daughter. But your wife. There's nothing more we can do.
00:01:28Claire, my wife. Yes.
00:01:32No, come on. What do you mean there's nothing you can do?
00:01:46To my champ, I'm so proud to be your wife and the mother of our new baby girl.
00:01:53No matter what happens, we'll always love you. Win or lose, this is the happiest day of my life.
00:02:01Now go get him, Lion. I'll see you after the game.
00:02:16I am so sorry, Claire. I wasn't there for you. I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have
00:02:22been by your side. I promise. I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:02:36Hey. Tell everyone I'm retired. Are you sure? If you breach the contract, you'll pay huge penalties. Lion, you'll go
00:02:48broke.
00:03:05Nice shot. Bet you could give that old king of the golf line a run for his money.
00:03:10We look just like the pros.
00:03:12Hey, buddy. Go fetch my ball.
00:03:15Sorry, but I'm not your caddy.
00:03:25There you go. Now I'm paying you. Your job is whatever I say it is.
00:03:30You can tell you're tight for cash, so be a good little doggy and go fetch that ball.
00:03:36That's enough!
00:03:48Mr. Smith, I've warned you repeatedly. This type of behavior is not tolerated at my golf club.
00:03:54Come on, Mia. Everyone knows this homeless bum you took in out of pity.
00:04:00You're really going to risk offending us for this... nobody?
00:04:11Let me handle it.
00:04:15See? Even the help knows its place.
00:04:17You've got to trash. Do anything for a buck.
00:04:19Hey, you want to see if you'll bark like a dog?
00:04:21Bet he will.
00:04:22Bet he will.
00:04:39Your form is sloppy.
00:04:41Cowering in fear is a better look for you two.
00:04:47Throw them out.
00:04:51Hey, what? Don't touch me!
00:04:53Hey!
00:04:55Did you just manage to hit the ball back here with a... flagpole?
00:05:01Yeah.
00:05:02I could have done better.
00:05:04I was aiming for their heads.
00:05:05He managed a perfect shot with a flagpole.
00:05:09Only someone like Lion could do that.
00:05:11Bobby, would you be interested in representing our golf club at the U.S. Open?
00:05:17Miss Mia, I want to thank you for everything that you've done for my daughter and I.
00:05:21I'm sorry.
00:05:22I don't play golf.
00:05:24I collect balls and clean the grounds.
00:05:27I see real talent in you.
00:05:29Don't waste it.
00:05:32It's just a lucky shot.
00:05:36Yeah.
00:05:48Hey, Bobby.
00:05:50Thought about what I said last time.
00:05:52You know, making a comeback.
00:05:54I'm sorry, Gabe.
00:05:56I already told you my answer.
00:05:58I want to stay by Eleanor's side and watch her grow up.
00:06:09Gabriel, I already told you.
00:06:11I'm not changing my answer.
00:06:12Mr. Woods, I'm your daughter's art teacher.
00:06:15You need to come to the school.
00:06:16Now.
00:06:26What happened, sweetheart?
00:06:32Did you hit my daughter?
00:06:34Hey!
00:06:38You talk to me, not my daughter.
00:06:43Oh, God.
00:06:44It's the loser groundskeeper from earlier.
00:06:47What a small world.
00:06:49My daddy is not a loser.
00:06:51He so is, he even looks like a bum.
00:06:54That's enough.
00:06:55Settle down, girls.
00:06:56Mr. Woods, a spot has opened up at the prestigious arts academy for gifted young children.
00:07:03Eleanor got a spot because of her exceptional art skills.
00:07:07But you're too poor.
00:07:09Only my daddy can afford it.
00:07:11Yeah.
00:07:12Guess what?
00:07:13Tuition, 70k a year.
00:07:16And obviously, you cannot afford that.
00:07:20So just go ahead, give the spot to my daughter instead.
00:07:24Daddy is 70 grand a lot.
00:07:30I don't need it.
00:07:33I don't want to go, Daddy.
00:07:35I promised Claire that I would always take care of our daughter.
00:07:39But now I am such a bad father.
00:07:43This kid is obviously a bully.
00:07:45And she hit Eleanor because she was jealous she had her spot.
00:07:49And you let it happen.
00:07:50Hey, kids will fight.
00:07:51I can't stop that.
00:07:54Then you suspend her.
00:07:57I...
00:07:57Hey.
00:08:08Look, you piece of trash.
00:08:10There is 10k.
00:08:12Forget about art school.
00:08:14Art and golf, the finer things in life, are for the wealthy.
00:08:20It's not my fault.
00:08:21You are not man enough to give your little daughter what she wants in life.
00:08:29Come on, Angel. Get your stuff. Let's go.
00:08:33See? I told you so.
00:08:35Wait, Mr. Smith. About that donation.
00:08:38Mr. Woods, if the Art Institute doesn't receive the deposit by next week, I'll be forced to give the spot
00:08:45to Rosa. I'm sorry.
00:08:52Does that hurt, sweetheart?
00:08:54No.
00:08:55I'm sorry, Daddy. I'll give my spot to Rosa. I'll be a good kid. I don't want to cause you
00:09:02any trouble.
00:09:04No, sweetie. I'm sorry.
00:09:06And don't worry.
00:09:08Your daddy's not gonna let that brat take your spot.
00:09:16I've buried the man I used to be.
00:09:18But now my daughter needs him.
00:09:21It's time to bring the lion back.
00:09:39Gabriel, get my clubs. I'm back.
00:10:03Sis, qualifying match is next week.
00:10:05Woo! I'm gonna destroy those guys over at Golden Hills Golf Club.
00:10:12Jake, you're our best shot. With you, we can finally show those guys at the Golden Hills Golf Club who's
00:10:17boss.
00:10:17They've been trying to buy us out for years now. If it wasn't for their new Grand Slam champ, Kane,
00:10:21I would've...
00:10:22Jake is young and talented. Maybe he'll beat Kane.
00:10:25It's a shame the legendary golfer, Lion, retired at the peak of his career.
00:10:30If he was still here, Kane wouldn't be getting away with any of this.
00:10:34Are we still daydreaming about Lion again?
00:10:38Didn't you want to marry him too?
00:10:40What? Shut up.
00:10:42Two yards.
00:10:46What?
00:10:52What do you mean, two yards?
00:10:53His grip's weak.
00:10:55Ball's gonna fade.
00:10:57Two yards to the right.
00:10:58Shut up, dude.
00:10:59You're just a homeless loser that Mia took in.
00:11:02Why don't you quit playing coach and get back to your real job?
00:11:05I mean, look, have you ever even held a golf club?
00:11:07Ignore him, okay? Jake's always been a straight shooter.
00:11:10He set that marker 10 out of 10 times easy.
00:11:13But you guys really don't see this?
00:11:16I guess that makes sense.
00:11:18This game takes years of practice to understand.
00:11:22Well, tell me.
00:11:24What do you see?
00:11:312.13 yards to be exact.
00:11:34And he needs to finish his rotation.
00:11:36If he doesn't, he could get injured.
00:11:38Jake is a pro golfer.
00:11:40He just got his PGA Tour card this year.
00:11:42What do you know?
00:11:43How about you go?
00:11:44And go focus on pulling up weights or something?
00:11:47You're sneaking up the place with your bullshit.
00:11:48Oh my God.
00:11:54Hey, it's free advice. Take it or leave it.
00:11:57But we can't even think about qualifiers,
00:11:59because soon he won't be able to hold a club.
00:12:152.13 yards to be exact.
00:12:25Jake, what's wrong with your wrist?
00:12:26Ugh, nothing.
00:12:27What's up with you guys?
00:12:29I'm so distracted I hooked it right.
00:12:30Yeah, Mr. Know-It-All here wouldn't stop yapping and talking that shit.
00:12:33This- oh my God.
00:12:37Come on, man.
00:12:39Jake, you keep putting pressure on this wrist, you're gonna hurt yourself.
00:12:43Come on, man, let go.
00:12:44You're just a useless groundskeeper.
00:12:46You know how valuable my hand is?
00:12:49Bobby's prediction was down to the inch.
00:12:51I was right.
00:12:53He's more talented than he seems.
00:12:55Jake, our golf club depends on you.
00:12:57Please get your wrist checked.
00:12:58It'll just take a moment.
00:12:59Oh, Mia, you're not actually listening to this guy, right?
00:13:02This guy's a rookie.
00:13:03Or he could be a freaking spy from the Golden Hills.
00:13:06I bet he's here to throw Jake off right before calls.
00:13:09No.
00:13:09No.
00:13:10I believe him.
00:13:11And he makes a good point.
00:13:14He's more than just a groundskeeper.
00:13:17Seriously?
00:13:18He's just a charity case handyman who's leeching off our club.
00:13:21Yeah.
00:13:22He's a guy pretty full of himself.
00:13:23A guy who never swung a golf club.
00:13:25I've been golfing since before you were born.
00:13:41Who's this asshole?
00:13:42Tyler Carter.
00:13:44Younger brother of Kane Carter.
00:13:45You know.
00:13:46Most recent world champion.
00:13:48And he's paired up with Jake next week.
00:13:54It's all in the wrist, baby.
00:14:00Ready?
00:14:04It's always here to start shit.
00:14:06Yeah.
00:14:07Got it.
00:14:07Oh.
00:14:08Good job, baby.
00:14:10Oh my gosh.
00:14:13Look who it is.
00:14:16Your little shitty golf club's about to go bankrupt.
00:14:19Why don't you turn it into a strip club?
00:14:21Why don't you turn it into a strip club?
00:14:22Maybe you'll finally break even.
00:14:24You're not welcome here.
00:14:25Leave.
00:14:28Oh.
00:14:29Is this your little wimp of a brother?
00:14:31Is that the best August you've got nowadays?
00:14:33You watch your fucking mouth.
00:14:34How about that?
00:14:35Me, uh, dreaming of trophies when your best bet's this useless amateur?
00:14:42God.
00:14:43It's time to wake up, sweetie.
00:14:47Look.
00:14:48We both know you're not gonna win.
00:14:50It's just not possible.
00:14:51Let me throw you a lifeline.
00:14:53You sign over August to me.
00:14:55And I'll give you a fat payout.
00:14:58We can all go home happy.
00:15:01All you gotta do is sign the deal.
00:15:02It's all yours, baby.
00:15:05Never.
00:15:08August Golf Club is my mother's life's work.
00:15:11My brother and I will never let it fall into your hands.
00:15:14Okay. Option two.
00:15:16You put this on.
00:15:19You show me a good time tonight.
00:15:21I'll cut you a good deal.
00:15:23Fuck you, man. Fuck you!
00:15:25You and me, let's go at it. Sudden deathmatch.
00:15:28Loser backs out of the quals tomorrow.
00:15:33So the puppy's not a wimp.
00:15:36He's an idiot.
00:15:39Fine.
00:15:39But you better not be all bark.
00:15:42You better have some bite to you, boy.
00:15:48Look, you're going to lose, Jake.
00:15:54Fuck off, man. Stop acting like you're hot shit.
00:15:57Do I have to go mow the lawn or something?
00:15:58He's provoked you, okay? You're too emotional now.
00:16:00And you haven't fixed your swing yet.
00:16:02You won't win.
00:16:03Shut up!
00:16:04You are a useless groundskeeper.
00:16:06You don't tell me what to do.
00:16:09Looks like Tyler wants a sudden deathmatch on the first hole.
00:16:23You see that?
00:16:253.02 yards, mid fairway.
00:16:28Man, you can never hit a shot like that in your life, kid.
00:16:32Show him, Jake.
00:16:35That stance, it's too low.
00:16:38That ball's going off course.
00:16:40What did you just say?
00:16:41I said his ball's going in the rough.
00:16:43Will you quit the yapping?
00:16:44You got a lot of nerve coming in here acting like you're a professional or something.
00:16:48I'm the one swinging here, okay?
00:16:49Don't backseat it.
00:17:01Hopeless.
00:17:02What an idiot.
00:17:03Oh, my gosh.
00:17:062.13 in the rough?
00:17:08Oh, my God.
00:17:10My granny could swing harder than that, dude.
00:17:28If he keeps swinging like this, he's not going to win.
00:17:31Time for a little help.
00:17:36Gramps, the fuck you doing with that rock?
00:17:38You better not mess with Jake.
00:17:39This is serious.
00:17:40Okay, guys, whatever he has planned, I believe him, okay?
00:17:59Holy shit.
00:18:02Let's go!
00:18:03That stone just helped Jake make the perfect swing.
00:18:05Nah, that must have been a coincidence.
00:18:07A rock can't change the club angle.
00:18:08Yeah, if it wasn't for him causing trouble earlier, Jake would have made it on the green by now.
00:18:13Don't get ahead of yourself.
00:18:15Remember, fortune favors the bowl.
00:18:28Guys, Jake's ahead.
00:18:29With that perfect line, we might just win this thing.
00:18:32Come on, Jake.
00:18:33You gotta pull through.
00:18:39Thanks, doll.
00:18:44Ready or not.
00:18:47Here I come!
00:18:49Oh!
00:18:50Hey!
00:18:51Shit!
00:18:53Should have been looking out, kiddo.
00:18:55Oh!
00:18:56He was standing right here.
00:18:57You knew that.
00:18:58He did that on purpose.
00:18:59It's against the rules.
00:19:00Ugh.
00:19:01I thought we were playing a friendly match.
00:19:03Doing this casual.
00:19:05There's no need for rules.
00:19:06I hope you learned your lesson, bud.
00:19:08There's only one golden rule in golf.
00:19:11Whatever the Golden Hill Club says, goes.
00:19:17A torn ligament?
00:19:19Must have been strained for a long time.
00:19:22Everything Bobby said came true.
00:19:24Who is he, really?
00:19:26Okay, you can't play like this.
00:19:28I'm gonna take you to the hospital.
00:19:29No.
00:19:30I can keep going.
00:19:31I'm not backing out of the quals.
00:19:34Jake.
00:19:36August Golf Club is the last thing Mom left us.
00:19:40I'm not letting this bastard take it.
00:19:45It's not too late to tap out, sweetie.
00:19:47If I find you in my bed tonight naked,
00:19:49I might let you keep your club.
00:19:51What the fuck did you say?
00:19:52Watch this bitch.
00:19:57Wow.
00:19:58Is that the best you got?
00:20:01I'll show you what it's like to be crushed by a real pro.
00:20:13Jake's already three strokes in.
00:20:14He needs to put the ball in the hole to win, but his wrist...
00:20:17Will you stop?
00:20:19As long as I can swing, I'm not giving up.
00:20:21No, Jake, you can hurt your wrist for life.
00:20:27You're still powering through?
00:20:29Why don't I help you with that?
00:20:34That's enough!
00:20:40I'll take it from here.
00:20:44Will you back off?
00:20:45This is a gentleman's sport.
00:20:47Go mow the lawn, you cretin.
00:20:49Jake, that's enough.
00:20:50Step down.
00:20:51If you keep playing, you might never play again.
00:20:54Let Bobby take over.
00:20:57Are you serious right now, Mia?
00:21:00You're gonna send your little gardener after me?
00:21:03Why?
00:21:05Are you afraid you're going to lose to the gardener?
00:21:09You got some balls.
00:21:11I bet that's the most expensive thing you've ever held in your life.
00:21:14You better not let it get into your head.
00:21:20This is my last chance to repay Mia for helping my daughter and I.
00:21:32This is the most prestigious golf club in America.
00:21:36And you think we'd hire some homeless loser?
00:21:39Just look at yourself.
00:21:41Covered in filth.
00:21:42Carrying around a burden.
00:21:45You're not even qualified to be a caddy.
00:21:50Excuse me, sir.
00:21:52Don't mind him.
00:21:53He's an asshole.
00:21:55I'm Mia.
00:21:57I'd love for you to come over and work at August Golf Club with me.
00:22:00And if there's anything I can do for you and your daughter,
00:22:03I'd be happy to help.
00:22:22Is that your wife?
00:22:24You should have brought her with you.
00:22:25I bet she'd be as good as a golf hole.
00:22:29A stupid, broke gardener like you thinks he can make the hole?
00:22:33The only hole you'll make is your wife's.
00:22:38That's the last time you disrespect my wife before I break your kneecaps
00:22:41and make you beg for mercy in front of her grave.
00:22:43I'm begging.
00:22:44The only one begging is going to be you, pal.
00:22:47Remember, you got a lot on the line.
00:22:49You lose this, you're forfeiting qualifiers.
00:22:53And the loser's got to get on their knees and lick the winner's shoes like a dog.
00:22:58Deal.
00:23:00You better keep your word.
00:23:15This guy's putting on a blindfold.
00:23:17Is he trying to let Tyler win?
00:23:19We're screwed.
00:23:20I'm not sure this groundskeeper's going to ruin it for August.
00:23:23You got wind speed, five miles an hour.
00:23:27Humidity, sixty percent.
00:23:29Good weather for making it in the hole.
00:23:40Please clear the water.
00:23:42Forget about the hole.
00:23:43You won't even make it over the water.
00:23:45I win.
00:23:59What the fuck?
00:24:02What the fuck?
00:24:04Was he about to perform a miracle?
00:24:06There's no way.
00:24:06It's a trick shot.
00:24:07You can't control where it lands.
00:24:14What the fuck?
00:24:15What the water?
00:24:16I skipped it in the hole.
00:24:18But how?
00:24:19It's a miracle.
00:24:20Am I dreaming?
00:24:21Did we actually beat the Golden Hills bastards?
00:24:23This is impossible.
00:24:25There's no way I lost to an amateur, a gardener.
00:24:29Impossible.
00:24:30That sounds like something a sore loser would say.
00:24:33No.
00:24:34Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:24:36Even Kane.
00:24:37Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:24:46Is he?
00:24:47A master golfer would never join the ranks of August.
00:24:50Who are you?
00:24:54Who are you?
00:24:56Me?
00:24:57I'm a nobody.
00:24:58I'm a gardener.
00:24:59You just happened to hit a lucky shot.
00:25:00Matt.
00:25:01I want to play in the qualification round next week.
00:25:04Yes.
00:25:05Of course.
00:25:06You just saved August Golf Club.
00:25:08We, of course, will welcome you.
00:25:09Mia.
00:25:09This qualifying round is literally going to decide the fate of August Hills.
00:25:13Can't leave it with this guy.
00:25:14Why?
00:25:14He doesn't even have any competitive experience.
00:25:16I mean, Mia, please.
00:25:17We should reconsider.
00:25:18Was this shot just not proof of his skill?
00:25:21I mean...
00:25:21How do we even know if he was blindfolded?
00:25:23If he was really that talented, why would he be slumming at August Golf Club?
00:25:26All things he could be doing.
00:25:28Yeah, if people knew we were submitting a groundskeeper as our qualifier, we'd be laughed out.
00:25:33Okay, silence, all of you.
00:25:34I believe in Bobby.
00:25:36And he's our only hope now.
00:25:38Hey, Bobby.
00:25:39I got cash.
00:25:41Hot babes.
00:25:43You come over to Gold Hill Golf Club.
00:25:45I got anything you could ever want.
00:25:48I can't pay you cash or an advancement.
00:25:51But I can offer you 50% stake in the August Golf Club.
00:25:54If you'll still have us.
00:25:56I heard golf clubs going bankrupt, dude.
00:25:59Every check you get's gonna bounce.
00:26:01Come on.
00:26:02Don't be stupid.
00:26:03Just give me the word, it's all yours.
00:26:10Tuition, 70k a year.
00:26:19I just mowed the lawn.
00:26:21I don't need much in life.
00:26:27I'll represent August in the qualifications next week.
00:26:30My heart's racing.
00:26:33What's going on?
00:26:34You old bastard.
00:26:37You're gonna regret this.
00:26:39Hey!
00:26:40Aren't you forgetting something?
00:26:41What are you talking about?
00:26:42Our bet.
00:26:44You're forfeiting, right?
00:26:45My brother?
00:26:46Kane Carter?
00:26:47He's the grand champ.
00:26:49Your little amateur ass, are you sure you want this?
00:26:52It doesn't matter who it is.
00:26:54A bet's a bet.
00:27:00Baby, help!
00:27:01You bastard!
00:27:03You're gonna regret this!
00:27:04Men honor their words.
00:27:06Dogs run with their tails tucked between their legs.
00:27:09What are you, little boy?
00:27:10You motherfucker!
00:27:12Mark my words!
00:27:13You motherfuckers are gonna regret this.
00:27:16Come on, girls.
00:27:26You lost to a ground speaker?
00:27:29A loser who picks up balls?
00:27:32It was a fluke.
00:27:34If you just give me another chance, I'll do it.
00:27:38Useless!
00:27:38The Golden Hill Club does not tolerate excuses from losers.
00:27:41You better not fail me again in the qualification match.
00:27:54I don't know, the golf's always been in my family.
00:27:58But, it wasn't until the legendary lion that I really took notice.
00:28:03I can't believe he's been retired for six years already.
00:28:06You still think about him?
00:28:12I don't know.
00:28:14Do you want me to still think about him?
00:28:31Come on.
00:28:34Come on, where?
00:28:34We're leaving.
00:28:38You're drunk.
00:28:40I'm taking you home.
00:28:43Party pooper.
00:28:45Such a gentleman.
00:28:50I'm so thirsty.
00:28:52I'll get you some water.
00:29:14Want to?
00:29:16Want to know more?
00:29:16You did the work and it's all for me.
00:29:20You're drinking?
00:29:21No compromising
00:29:23I'm right where I'm meant to be
00:29:35Mia, you're drunk
00:29:37Are you sure this is what you want?
00:29:40Mm-hmm
00:29:40You can't break me down
00:29:42Never give up, come right back around
00:29:45Power in my veins, yeah, runs through me
00:29:48Shining every day, yeah, I feel so free
00:29:52Power in my veins, yeah, runs through me
00:29:55Shining every day, yeah, I feel so free
00:30:17I had a lot of fun last night
00:30:23I had fun too
00:30:25A lot of fun
00:30:29Good afternoon
00:30:31My name is Joanna Wilson
00:30:34Vice President of the USGA
00:30:36On behalf of the Gophers Association
00:30:39I'd like to welcome you all
00:30:41To the US Open Press Conference
00:30:4850 players with the top all-time rankings
00:30:51Will be exempt from the local qualifying round
00:30:54But this year
00:30:55We'd like to reveal those rankings
00:30:58With something special
00:31:01This AI-powered golf ball
00:31:03Can scan your swing ID
00:31:06And match to your rank
00:31:09Now
00:31:09Who's up first?
00:31:12It matches to our all-time high rank, right?
00:31:16I guess you losers
00:31:17Ought to pack up and get going
00:31:24Hey, so what if we're up against Golden Hills?
00:31:26Got nothing to be ashamed of
00:31:28Yeah, we're all pros here
00:31:29You think you'll beat us all?
00:31:31Be my guest
00:31:33Okay
00:31:33Literally
00:31:34I don't like this
00:31:35For measure of every
00:31:52Nice man, looks like we're locked in
00:31:54Absolutely we are
00:31:55It's done
00:31:56Enough wasting my time
00:31:58By the way
00:31:59Only reason I let you two go first
00:32:01So that everybody here is aware of how underranked you are
00:32:10This is a press conference, not a dumpster
00:32:12What are you doing here?
00:32:14You're an amateur, buddy
00:32:15You're gonna embarrass yourself over here
00:32:17Well, I guess we'll just see about that
00:32:20Okay
00:32:22Okay
00:32:23Sit back
00:32:25You'll see my rank
00:32:27Hey, get this
00:32:28I want a close-up on his face while I crush him on my heel
00:33:02He's 15
00:33:03Every member of Golden Hills is a total beast
00:33:06Pretty much
00:33:06I don't cry, though
00:33:07It's okay
00:33:08You may lose me
00:33:10But all of you are better than him
00:33:15You know what's sad, Mia?
00:33:16The best you got is dead last
00:33:18You know what, Tyler?
00:33:19Shut up
00:33:19August is not gonna be dead last
00:33:21Just mark my words
00:33:23Mia, don't waste your breath on this guy
00:33:25He's ranked 15th
00:33:27He's a nobody
00:33:28Wow
00:33:30That's something coming from the Gardner
00:33:31Do you even know what it means to be top 15 in the U.S.?
00:33:36Gardner?
00:33:36The August Golf Club sent their groundskeeper to the U.S. Open
00:33:39What the hell?
00:33:40Yeah, she sure did
00:33:41I think he should be disqualified
00:33:43All in favor, raise your hand
00:33:47Golfers are forged from hardwoods
00:33:49Work and talent
00:33:50Everyone deserves a shot
00:33:52The only insult here is your elitist attitude
00:33:54That's cute
00:33:55August golf course owner crashed the press conference
00:33:57To throw a tantrum
00:33:58Yeah, she did
00:33:59Golf club on the verge of going bankrupt
00:34:02Okay, that is not what is happening here
00:34:19Trash you people like you deserve to be dunked in the trash
00:34:25I'm gonna knock you off your high horse
00:34:29What do you think you're doing?
00:34:31Ice here, kid
00:34:32You're not gonna want to miss this
00:34:40This is my rating
00:34:59Six years ago, you retired
00:35:02Vanished without a trace
00:35:05Only leaving behind your legacy
00:35:11Talented golfers
00:35:12Right come and gone
00:35:13Kane was crowned the new king of golf
00:35:17He's nothing compared to you and your peak
00:35:19Mr. Hale, you have to see this
00:35:23We got a ping on the golden scanner
00:35:25The all-time number one
00:35:29I guess he couldn't wait
00:35:32To celebrate your comeback
00:35:35I'm gonna return all your trophies to you
00:35:39Take these, let's go
00:35:40I'm a champ
00:35:45What?
00:35:46Why is his ranking locked?
00:35:48According to the Govers Association rules
00:35:51Only the top ten golfers in the nation have their rank locked
00:35:54That means he's one of the top ten golfers in the U.S.
00:35:58No, that can't be right
00:36:00Well, there you have it, folks
00:36:01Cold hard facts
00:36:03I guess the whole world's gonna know that the Golden Hills Country Club is all part
00:36:07And no vibes
00:36:11Quickly, to the press conference
00:36:13And bring the trophies
00:36:15All of them
00:36:16I want the world to know that the Roaring Lion has returned
00:36:23Wait
00:36:25There's an explanation for this
00:36:26He's not a pro golfer
00:36:28So he's probably not even registered
00:36:29Yeah, that explains it
00:36:31How would a failing club like the August have a top ten player with him?
00:36:35Well, if I'm just an amateur
00:36:36And you lost to me
00:36:39What does that make you?
00:36:40You're getting pretty cocky over there, buddy
00:36:43You know the Golden Hills created this AI system
00:36:45We have the right to unlock it
00:36:47If you get on your knees right now
00:36:49I might let you go
00:36:51Don't take my generosity for granted
00:36:53Well, go ahead, unlock it
00:36:55I'm not gonna stop you from humiliating yourself
00:36:58Go, boys
00:37:00You're gonna regret that
00:37:01Get ready, folks
00:37:03This little clown's about to give us a strip show
00:37:15What?
00:37:17He's not just in the top ten
00:37:19He's the best in the country?
00:37:21That means he's ranked higher than the Grand Slam winner Kane
00:37:25How?
00:37:27Could it be?
00:37:30No, that can't be right
00:37:32There's got to be a glitch in the system
00:37:34He's got a point
00:37:35Can you imagine the Grand Slam winner lying raking leaves?
00:37:38Nowhere
00:37:39Thank goodness
00:37:40You almost ruined our association's reputation
00:37:43You just had one lucky stroke
00:37:44You thought you could fool me, you little bitch
00:37:47This golf tournament's for pros
00:37:49Not no amateurs like you
00:37:50Boys, get them out of here
00:37:51That's not up to you
00:37:53That's up to the Golfers Association
00:37:56Miss Wilson
00:37:57As the vice president of the association
00:37:59There has to be a rule against this discrimination
00:38:02Tyler
00:38:04Should I throw out the riffraff?
00:38:05I knew you
00:38:06Making you my VP was the best decision I could make
00:38:13You're on their side?
00:38:14Oh, don't act shocked
00:38:16It's called networking, sweetheart
00:38:18I know your little backwater club
00:38:19Don't even know what that is
00:38:22I think we should get him out of here
00:38:24An unranked opportunist like yourself
00:38:27Doesn't deserve to golf with pros like Tyler
00:38:31On behalf of the Golfers Association
00:38:34I'm revoking your entry into the U.S. Open
00:38:37You bastards
00:38:38I'm reporting you to the president of the association
00:38:41Gabriel would never stand for this blatant nepotism
00:38:44The chairman?
00:38:45That old man is busy drinking tea in his office
00:38:48Don't bother him with your petty drama
00:38:52Empetism's a big word for you, man
00:38:54You think Gabriel gives a shit about your little shitty club?
00:38:57He's got better things to do, sweetheart
00:38:59Boys, get them out of here
00:39:01I'm sick of seeing their faces
00:39:03Make sure they're gone
00:39:04I don't want them crawling back
00:39:06This is my turn!
00:39:11This is my turn!
00:39:18Hands off!
00:39:23That's the bus the chairman had custom made for Lyon
00:39:26No one's ever seen it
00:39:28Why did he bring it today?
00:39:29The Riders
00:39:30President's Cup
00:39:31Masters
00:39:32The Open
00:39:33The PGA Tour
00:39:34They're all Grand Slam trophies
00:39:36And there's multiple?
00:39:38Mr. Chairman
00:39:40What are you doing here?
00:39:41I'm here to remind everyone
00:39:43That the Open is run by the Golfers Association
00:39:48Not Golden Hills
00:39:50Mr. Chairman
00:39:51These two crashed the press conference
00:39:53I'm just throwing out the trash
00:39:56The trash?
00:40:00How dare you?
00:40:02Do you have no idea who he is?
00:40:05Are you serious right now?
00:40:07You're forgetting who makes your paychecks
00:40:13Who gave you permission to speak?
00:40:16He is the top-ranked golfer
00:40:19Mr. Hale
00:40:20There's a bug in the system
00:40:22He's not even in the rankings
00:40:24He's a nobody
00:40:25A nobody!
00:40:27So all these trophies he won
00:40:30Mean nothing to you?
00:40:31All these trophies belong to him
00:40:35That's impossible
00:40:36He's done the impossible
00:40:37Time and time again
00:40:39All these trophies belong to him
00:40:41And to him alone
00:40:43He is
00:40:44The Legendary Golfer
00:40:52The Legendary Golfer
00:40:54Sir
00:40:56I need to talk to you
00:40:57In private
00:41:01What is he hiding from me?
00:41:05Look
00:41:06I'd appreciate it
00:41:08If you kept my identity a secret
00:41:10Eleanor's still young
00:41:11And I don't want the press hounding her
00:41:15I am so sorry, Claire
00:41:16I wasn't there for you
00:41:18I was chasing trophies and wins
00:41:20And I should have been by your side
00:41:23I promise
00:41:25I will not do the same thing to our daughter
00:41:32I've been waiting for this moment for so long
00:41:34I understand
00:41:36I can keep your secret
00:41:38Thanks
00:41:40Here we go
00:41:46After a thorough review
00:41:47We have discovered that there is indeed a bug in our ranking system
00:41:54Since we cannot guarantee ranks
00:41:56All golfers will now be required to begin in the local qualifier
00:42:01And then immediately go into the final qualifier
00:42:06Everyone except Tyler Carter
00:42:15What?
00:42:16I'm the highest ranked person here
00:42:18We don't need some AI system to prove that
00:42:20And you have no right to disqualify me
00:42:23I am the president of the Golf Association
00:42:25And the host of the U.S. Open
00:42:29I do have that right
00:42:30You old bastard
00:42:31You're making a mistake
00:42:33Making an enemy of the Golden Hills Golf Club
00:42:35Over this nobody
00:42:36Enough
00:42:38You and your golf club
00:42:39Have been a menace to the golf society
00:42:41For far too long
00:42:43You have no authority here
00:42:47Take them out
00:42:48You can't do this
00:42:49You can't do this
00:42:50You reckless bastard
00:42:53As for you
00:42:55The Golf Association has no room
00:42:58For a Golden Hills simpering laptop
00:43:01You're fired
00:43:02You can't fire me
00:43:04I am the vice president
00:43:06You can't fucking fire me
00:43:08You bastard
00:43:12I have heard that Golden Hills has been experimenting with an AI neural chip implant
00:43:17Now this gives their golfers expert calculations
00:43:23Just watch out
00:43:24I wouldn't worry about that
00:43:25I chose to come back
00:43:27I'm ready for anything
00:43:30Come what may
00:43:44All right
00:43:45You can open your eyes
00:43:53So you want to guess what I got you for your birthday
00:43:56I don't know
00:43:57But I do know
00:43:59That I'm going to love it
00:44:00Because it's a present from Daddy
00:44:07Daddy
00:44:07Is this all for me?
00:44:10It's just like my drawing
00:44:11Yep
00:44:12It's all yours, sweetie
00:44:17Oh
00:44:17I can't forget this
00:44:25Perfect
00:44:27My princess
00:44:28May I have the first dance?
00:44:31Yes
00:44:51Mirror, mirror
00:44:52On the wall
00:44:53Who's the prettiest princess of them all?
00:44:56Why, it's you
00:44:58My pretty little princess, Eleanor
00:45:00Wait, Daddy
00:45:01I've got you a present
00:45:04This is my lucky bracelet
00:45:06I made it at school
00:45:08Miss Maya says wearing it means good things will happen
00:45:12Daddy, you're going to be the bestest golf player ever
00:45:16I'll be cheering for you
00:45:17And I know Mommy will too
00:45:19I never wanted Eleanor to worry about me
00:45:21So I didn't tell her about the match
00:45:23But it looks like she knew all along
00:45:26Thank you, sweetie
00:45:29I promise
00:45:30I'm going to get you everything you ever wanted
00:45:38Welcome, everybody
00:45:39To the final qualifying round for the U.S. Open
00:45:42Which is also known as
00:45:44Golf's Longest Day
00:45:45Today is going to be a 36-hole round
00:45:47Which means only the top 50 players
00:45:49Will advance to the final round
00:45:51So, good luck
00:45:52Yeah
00:45:53Let's do this
00:46:14Whoa, out there, whoa!
00:46:16Jim, that was incredible
00:46:38You won
00:46:42We won
00:46:44Dinner's on me tonight, guys
00:46:45We've got to celebrate
00:46:45Let's party, drink it up
00:46:48You know, come on!
00:46:49Oh, wait, Jake
00:46:49We have dinner with Dad tonight, remember?
00:46:52No, disgusting
00:46:52He just wants you there
00:46:54He's trying to marry you off
00:46:55To that stupid piece of shit, Henry
00:46:58I bet he's going to be there tonight, too
00:46:59Yeah, I know
00:47:00And I've had enough
00:47:02It's time I end this
00:47:11Lion, you've finally returned
00:47:18For the past six years
00:47:21I've torn through the competition
00:47:23But those old-timers still insist
00:47:25That it is because you paved the way
00:47:27No matter how many titles I win
00:47:29Your legacy hangs over my head
00:47:31Hangs over every single trophy
00:47:33Like a thorn digging deeper into my side
00:47:35But I'll Peru myself
00:47:41When I'm implanted with this chip
00:47:43Everyone will be forced to know the truth
00:47:46That I am the greatest golfer in the world
00:47:51I agreed to help me eschew off that trust fund brat
00:47:54By pretending to be her boyfriend tonight
00:48:06Hi, I'm Bobby
00:48:07It's a pleasure to meet you, sir
00:48:10God, mid
00:48:11You just drag any bum off the street
00:48:14You dare show your face here
00:48:16Dad, can you be nice?
00:48:18This is the hero I told you about
00:48:20That saved our golf club
00:48:40Everyone, this is Henry Hale
00:48:44His father is the president of the Golfers Association
00:48:47Golf is in their blood
00:48:50Just the type of family that my daughter should marry into
00:48:59Henry, is it?
00:49:00Yep
00:49:02Mia's told me so much about you
00:49:03You're Gabriel's kid
00:49:04You act nothing like him
00:49:06What would you know about my father?
00:49:08Nothing
00:49:08He's just some broke bum that pulls weeds at our golf course
00:49:16Mia, are you serious?
00:49:18You brought the help home?
00:49:22So humiliating
00:49:23Yeah, what is he doing here?
00:49:26To shine Henry's shoes?
00:49:30Oh, Mia has good taste
00:49:32I'm sure she'll know someone's right for her
00:49:34Watch it, yard boy
00:49:36His father runs a U.S. Open
00:49:37With one phone call, he can have you disqualified
00:49:41Everybody, let's not waste our time on this loser
00:49:44Our food's getting cold
00:49:45Let's go eat
00:49:51Here, please, allow me
00:50:00Oh, that reminds me, Mr. Collins
00:50:02You have to try one of these
00:50:04I just had him flown in from Cuba today
00:50:07Really good Arbanos
00:50:08Oh, now we're done
00:50:10Real cute
00:50:11There you go
00:50:16Excellent taste, young man
00:50:20Thank you
00:50:21Okay, can we not smoke at the table, please?
00:50:24I got a meal
00:50:25Yeah, real mature
00:50:30We should really try this meal
00:50:32Or shall we be special?
00:50:44I'm sorry, man
00:50:45I mistook that for an ashtray
00:50:46Okay, that's enough
00:50:47Stop disrespecting my guest
00:50:52Don't worry about it
00:50:54I'm sure they'll see a new side of me soon enough
00:50:56I brought a gift
00:51:11Ew, what is this?
00:51:14Sounds like shiny scrap metal
00:51:16I bet it's all junk
00:51:20Henry, show this schmuck what a real gift looks like
00:51:23Yes, yes
00:51:24Thank you for the reminder, my friend
00:51:29Well, Mia
00:51:30I knew you grew up idolizing Lion
00:51:32So I wanted to do something special
00:51:35I got you this
00:51:37This is Lion's old tour card
00:51:40It took me ages to get it out of my father's collection
00:51:43That would go for millions at Sotheby's
00:51:46Henry, this is very sweet of you
00:51:50But it's far too valuable
00:51:52I can't accept it
00:51:56This is incredibly rare
00:51:59What are you sparking about over there, huh?
00:52:02Worried about that little trash bag that you brought in comparison?
00:52:05Admit it, loser
00:52:06You are jealous
00:52:07Because you could never afford a gift like that
00:52:15Why don't we make a bet?
00:52:17Alright, I'm listening
00:52:20If my gift is more valuable than yours
00:52:24You have to lick this plate clean
00:52:28Cigar ash and all
00:52:37What a coincidence
00:52:40Looks like I want to give Mia a Lion's tour card too
00:52:46But not just one
00:52:51Ten
00:52:53Whoa
00:52:54What?
00:52:56That's impossible
00:52:57You're just a washed up loser
00:52:59Like, how is that possible?
00:53:02Well, looks like you lost
00:53:04Eat up
00:53:05Jeez
00:53:05Have I been getting this all wrong?
00:53:08I gotta make a phone call
00:53:13He's got a telephone call
00:53:16Wait
00:53:17Guys, we almost fell for this dude's trick
00:53:19I just talked to my father
00:53:21Apparently there's hundreds of those things going around that are all fake
00:53:25The only way you can even tell
00:53:26Is if you put him against a fire
00:53:28And then the little lion's head would pop up
00:53:31And let's be honest
00:53:33These are certain things
00:53:36And now, guess what?
00:53:38My dad's on his way
00:53:39And we're gonna bust you
00:53:40As the con man that you are
00:53:42You pissed off the president
00:53:44You are so screwed
00:53:47How dare you bring fakes into my house
00:53:51So you all think these cards are fake?
00:53:53Yeah
00:53:54Yeah
00:53:55Yeah
00:53:55Yeah
00:53:55Yeah
00:53:56Well, I believe Bobby
00:53:58I don't think he'd lie to me
00:54:00Well, why talk about it?
00:54:02Let's put it to the test
00:54:04Wait, no
00:54:05You can't destroy those
00:54:06That's part of Lion's Legacy
00:54:08That's a disrespected golf itself
00:54:14Wait, no
00:54:15You can't destroy those
00:54:16That's part of Lion's Legacy
00:54:18It'd be an insulted golf itself
00:54:20Oh my god, Mia
00:54:22Why are you believing this guy?
00:54:23I'm doing us all a favor by destroying these
00:54:26I'm calling him out for having a scam
00:54:33What's going on here?
00:54:35What if that card actually is real?
00:54:39Fire test gold
00:54:41Adversity test men
00:54:42Yeah
00:54:45You lying con artist
00:54:47I'm sick of your parlor tricks
00:54:49Get on your knees
00:54:50Admit these are fake
00:54:51Otherwise, I'm going to give you a glimpse
00:54:53Into the depths of hell
00:54:57Dad
00:54:58This is who I was telling you about
00:55:00This is the con man
00:55:04Ow
00:55:05You idiot
00:55:06What do you think you're doing?
00:55:09Mr. Chairman
00:55:09He was the one that brought the fakes
00:55:11We had nothing to do with it
00:55:15Fakes
00:55:18No, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:55:20These are the real deal
00:55:22What?
00:55:23What?
00:55:25Fakes
00:55:26No, no, no, no, no, no
00:55:30These are the real deal
00:55:32What?
00:55:33Dad, what are you talking about?
00:55:35Are you senile?
00:55:36Like, those can't be real
00:55:38Ow
00:55:39Did I raise an idiot?
00:55:40Wait a minute
00:55:41If those cards are real, then he...
00:55:44He's lying?
00:55:47I apologize for interrupting your family dinner.
00:55:50I'll be cutting up all of his credit cards again,
00:55:53and he will be grounded until hopefully he learns his lesson.
00:55:57Let's go, your mother's in the car.
00:55:59Ow!
00:56:00Ow, it's a person!
00:56:03We almost destroyed those precious treasures.
00:56:08We didn't mean to.
00:56:09It was all Henry's fault.
00:56:13Well, it looks like dinner's finished to me.
00:56:17Let's go for a walk.
00:56:18That sounds nice.
00:56:21It'd be good to get some fresh air away from this stench.
00:56:33Sorry you had to deal with my family back there.
00:56:36Don't worry about it.
00:56:37I just didn't want our first date to end sour.
00:56:44Is that your wife?
00:56:54Yes.
00:56:56She passed in labor.
00:56:59I'm sorry.
00:57:01I know what it's like to lose someone you love.
00:57:05Never gets easier.
00:57:07I want you to know that I'm not trying to replace anybody.
00:57:12I just want to be by your side.
00:57:31Stay here, Mia.
00:57:33Be careful.
00:57:35Hey, bitch.
00:57:37Who's gonna save you now, huh?
00:57:39Hey, baby.
00:57:41Oh, no!
00:57:43Bobby, watch out!
00:57:50Hey!
00:57:54Let her go, Tyler!
00:58:01Bobby!
00:58:04I thought you were gonna go down swinging.
00:58:08Those are cute.
00:58:10That was my daughter!
00:58:14See that?
00:58:16What you get for going against me, you son of a bitch!
00:58:21It's time to go join your wife in the hell.
00:58:28Fuck!
00:58:28Come on, boys!
00:58:29You got lucky this time, motherfucker!
00:58:31Next time I see you, it's gonna be your last!
00:58:34Okay.
00:58:37My hand.
00:58:38Oh, I think it's broken.
00:58:40Gotta get you to the hospital.
00:58:43Let's go.
00:58:51Wait, don't move.
00:58:55Not until the doctor says what's wrong.
00:58:58I have an itch.
00:59:00Down there.
00:59:02My hands are...
00:59:03Okay, well, let me itch it for you.
00:59:08Is it right here?
00:59:15How's that feel?
00:59:17That's amazing.
00:59:18Is that it?
00:59:19Oh, yeah.
00:59:21That's so good.
00:59:23That's amazing.
00:59:25Please.
00:59:27Oh, yes.
00:59:29What's Scotty doing?
00:59:32Eleanor!
00:59:34Daddy!
00:59:35Hey.
00:59:36Oh.
00:59:37Oh.
00:59:37I'm sorry.
00:59:38It's okay.
00:59:39Hey, Doc.
00:59:40Um, what's wrong with Bobby's hand?
00:59:42Well, Mr. Wood's right hand suffered a stress fracture.
00:59:45He needs at least six weeks of proper rest, or there will be permanent consequences.
00:59:50Six weeks?
00:59:52What about the U.S. Open?
00:59:54What about the U.S. Open?
00:59:54You need rest.
00:59:55And that's doctor's orders.
01:00:00I missed you, Eleanor.
01:00:01I missed you, too.
01:00:03Wait, wait, wait.
01:00:03What are you doing?
01:00:04You need to rest, and you're not swinging a club anytime soon.
01:00:07I have to go to the U.S. Open.
01:00:10I'll pop Oxy if I have to.
01:00:12Okay, but we only have one a day, and it only lasts four hours.
01:00:15What are you going to do when the pill wears off?
01:00:17You can't hold the club correctly.
01:00:20Four hours is plenty.
01:00:22I'll win.
01:00:23For you and me.
01:00:25It's time the legendary line of golf gets its proper ending.
01:00:31Welcome to the U.S. Open Championships.
01:00:34The total course will consist of 72 holes across four days.
01:00:38The player with the lowest total score will win.
01:00:40This year, we'll be at the infamous Devil's Course, the Auckland Golf Club.
01:00:45The course consists of 250 acres, 168 bunkers, tall roughs, and no water hazards.
01:00:51It is heavily designed to punish every mistake.
01:00:55Who will conquer the Devil's Course, and who will claim the Sterling Trophy?
01:01:02What?
01:01:03What?
01:01:04Wait, Bobby.
01:01:05Bobby, our groundskeeper is the legendary lion.
01:01:09He's a grand slam champion.
01:01:11He's never lost a tournament.
01:01:13And now that the lion's back, if we win, August will be saved.
01:01:16Bobby didn't want to tell him about his injury.
01:01:19But his right hand, is it really going to be okay?
01:01:22Okay?
01:01:39You're old news, loser.
01:01:42Still living out your old grand slam glory days as your calling card?
01:01:45Shut the fuck up, Tyler.
01:01:49Feisty.
01:01:49I like it.
01:01:50You can keep screeching, but when I win, I'm going to find something to shove down your
01:01:54throat to shut you up.
01:01:55It's so fucking gross.
01:01:56Enough.
01:01:56This is a waste of time.
01:01:58While lion has been sleeping away all these years, I have been conquering this very course,
01:02:03year after year.
01:02:08You think you can keep up with me?
01:02:17You don't wake a sleeping lion.
01:02:23I will crush the very pedestal your followers have built up in your absence.
01:02:28I will show them once and for all who deserves to be the greatest of all time.
01:02:55Incredible.
01:02:56The Golden Hills Golden Boys strike them near robotic precision.
01:03:02they're all playing way above their level it's almost like they can see the exact angle arc
01:03:06and swing path man oh man this ai it's incredible it's our secret weapon this has been he can't beat
01:03:18us he's done for can he do it this is your grandson here he's better off as my caddy don't
01:03:42push yourself
01:03:43you can't play like this don't worry about it i'm not gonna miss my next shot
01:03:53all right well you focus on swinging i'll take care of the nets
01:04:22hey are you okay
01:04:25how's the leaderboard there you go good job today let's find out
01:04:33oh thank god we made it to the finals i'm still way behind to win this game i have to
01:04:40catch up quickly
01:04:42game's just begun
01:05:04mia where are you hey do you need something
01:05:07no i tried to grab my towel but my wrist still hurts
01:05:12oh yeah hold on
01:05:16can you massage it please
01:05:18the ferocious lion needs some help
01:05:23where does it hurt
01:05:27right here
01:05:42the finals are tomorrow i don't want you to overexert yourself
01:05:46tonight
01:05:48you're mine
01:06:10i brought you your luckiest charm for your big day
01:06:15eleanor is here to root for you
01:06:19a good luck kiss for daddy now you're gonna win today because you always say i'm the luckiest thing that
01:06:25ever happened to you
01:06:43four hours i need to finish before noon
01:07:02what's going on loose golf ball isn't headed towards the flag it's
01:07:13wait that guy just pushed bobby's ball deeper into the bunker
01:07:16what are they trying to do
01:07:21that's the game plan the golden hills golden boys got bobby buried in
01:07:25he's forced to play an impossible lie
01:07:32we're completely dug in
01:07:35what are you gonna do
01:07:38just give it up old man
01:07:40according to our calculations it is impossible to make it in the hole in one
01:07:44stroke
01:07:45the mighty lion is trapped in our cage
01:07:48there's no way these guys are this precise
01:07:51they must be playing dirty
01:07:56you planted microchips in your arm
01:07:59so what if we did
01:08:01all your experience is nothing compared to ai
01:08:11you want a hint
01:08:13the ai has calculated millions of possibilities and it's come up with one conclusion
01:08:18you lose
01:08:19ai is never wrong
01:08:21you're so screwed
01:08:25dude
01:08:25just accept it
01:08:27you're a washed up retiree
01:08:29you can't be cold hard facts
01:08:31don't you understand that
01:08:32it's in the bag for god's sakes
01:08:37leave it to me
01:08:57how the hell
01:08:58no
01:08:59that goes against all common sense and calculations
01:09:03it's impossible
01:09:10see
01:09:10he landed
01:09:11back in the bunker
01:09:12he still needs
01:09:14two strokes
01:09:15that fossil doesn't understand the ai
01:09:17it runs the world now
01:09:21bobby has one stroke to land the ball in the hole
01:09:23just to tie with kane
01:09:24shit mia
01:09:26we're done for
01:09:27looks like august can't escape bankruptcy after all
01:09:31the fact that y'all still put all your faith in him
01:09:34it's your biggest mistake
01:09:35making it in the hole from the bunker
01:09:36nobody can do that
01:09:38oh god
01:09:40wait
01:09:41on the green
01:09:42something's moving
01:09:47wait
01:09:48that's my ball
01:09:52did he just
01:09:54oh so close
01:09:56but looks like bobby's misplay will cost them two strokes
01:09:59it's okay guys
01:10:02even if august golf club goes down
01:10:04we'll stick together like family
01:10:06our cutting edge ai implant chips have exactly what we need to get in your way
01:10:13win
01:10:15in your dreams
01:10:16our ai's calculated your chances
01:10:18and guess what
01:10:19it's a hundred percent chance you lose
01:10:30what's this
01:10:31i can't believe my eyes
01:10:33the ball's still moving
01:10:34go live boys
01:10:38i'm still in play
01:10:44it stops
01:10:46a pathetic old man challenging hard facts and data
01:10:50it's impossible
01:10:51yeah he must really be embarrassed huh
01:11:12i knew you could do it
01:11:16our cutting edge ai didn't see that path
01:11:19how did you
01:11:21nah you know man
01:11:22it's gotta be a bug or something
01:11:23right
01:11:24i mean
01:11:24there's no way that this guy's smarter than ai
01:11:29it's not a bug
01:11:30he took the path that ai
01:11:31considered to be impossible
01:11:34and he did it in one stroke
01:11:36he's done what ai thought to be
01:11:38beyond human ability
01:11:40a free lesson for you
01:11:41all the cold hard data in the world
01:11:43can't compete with years of experience on the golf course
01:11:48it's gonna be a long time before you beat me
01:11:51so all your little microchips won't win
01:11:57now let's take a look at the final leaderboard
01:11:59bobby and kane are tied for first
01:12:01you know what this means
01:12:03a sudden death rat
01:12:05whoever wins will move on to the next
01:12:09let's go boys
01:12:16what's wrong
01:12:17what's wrong
01:12:20the painkillers have worn off haven't they
01:12:21don't worry
01:12:23i'll put kane in his place soon enough
01:12:40let's go
01:12:41come on now
01:12:49you've held out long enough old man
01:12:51it's time to end your legacy lion
01:13:00damn it
01:13:00painkillers worn off
01:13:13next is full 10
01:13:15535 yards
01:13:16at par 4
01:13:17kane carter is up next
01:13:27just give up
01:13:28the future belongs to young innovative players like me
01:13:31not wrinkly old deadweights
01:13:32you're just a stepping stone on my way to the podium
01:13:46what the hell are you looking at old man the flags all the way over there
01:13:51just waiting on the sun to disappear disappear there's not a cloud in sight you really are
01:13:56crazy
01:13:57my experience doesn't lie
01:14:10you're so rude
01:14:12even the great lion can't come back from this
01:14:16chin up old man
01:14:17you gotta make it to the green to watch me crush you
01:14:19for good
01:14:20daddy
01:14:21a lucky magic spell for you
01:14:23i know you can do it
01:14:26you got this
01:14:30soon
01:14:31soon
01:14:32soon what
01:14:33are you praying for a miracle
01:14:35i mean i guess you probably should
01:14:36because it's going to take an act of god for you to win this
01:14:39anything less than that trophy is mine
01:14:41a miracle
01:14:44miracles are for the unprepared
01:14:57the sun
01:14:58it actually disappeared
01:15:10fine
01:15:11at least it'll make things interesting
01:15:23nice shot bud
01:15:24bummer
01:15:25nerdy
01:15:27yes
01:15:28kane slipped up
01:15:30bobby just needs to get the ball in the green and put it in the hole
01:15:33then he's tied with kane
01:15:34let's run another round
01:15:36got this daddy
01:15:37god
01:15:39at his time it's going to be the total eclipse
01:15:41how's he going to swing in total darkness
01:15:43this is beyond lion's top records
01:15:45even at his peak
01:15:47plus it's about to be pitch black soon
01:15:49you can keep dreaming bud
01:15:51now it's bobby's turn
01:15:53he's looking rough
01:15:55we believe in you bobby
01:15:56he got this
01:16:02wait
01:16:04bobby's not angling for the save
01:16:05he's aiming for the flap
01:16:07he's swinging for the whip
01:16:09i'll tell you what
01:16:10i'll sweeten it
01:16:12you pull off this miracle
01:16:13i'll tear down that golden hill sign
01:16:16and i'll hand it to august
01:16:21august doesn't want your club
01:16:23your reputation is trash
01:16:27and you
01:16:30i'll go beyond
01:16:31i'll beat the old me
01:16:33after this shot
01:16:34august's name will echo across america
01:16:39now watch this drive
01:16:40and i'll see you next time
01:17:13Fly, golf ball, fly! Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:17:37How did he do this?
01:17:41Let's go!
01:17:45Let's go!
01:17:46Let's go!
01:17:47Let's go!
01:17:47Oh my god!
01:17:48No!
01:17:51I lost!
01:17:53Look!
01:17:53He crushed me!
01:17:55How could Kane lose to this fucking old bastard?
01:18:00Gosh!
01:18:01Daddy, I knew you were the bestest!
01:18:05Folks, did you see this?
01:18:07He managed to beat Kane Carter with an injured right hand!
01:18:11He's back, folks!
01:18:12The Goofs!
01:18:13The Lion!
01:18:15Bobby Woods!
01:18:20The winner of the U.S. Open Championship, Bobby the Lion Woods!
01:18:32I didn't do this for me.
01:18:36I did it for all of us.
01:18:38For August Golf Club!
01:18:40Woo!
01:18:43You cheated!
01:18:45This trophy belongs to the Golden Hills Golf Club!
01:18:48You were taking pills.
01:18:50I saw it with my own two eyes.
01:18:51You were doping!
01:18:55No.
01:18:55The meds you saw him taking were cleared with the association before the competition even started.
01:19:00You got proof of that, sweetheart?
01:19:02I can prove it!
01:19:04I can prove it!
01:19:09The doping you saw?
01:19:12Painkillers.
01:19:13Prescribed by the hospital for his injuries.
01:19:17Legal, approved by the association, and cleared prior to competition.
01:19:22It's all documented right here.
01:19:25You.
01:19:27You're on his team.
01:19:28You're in on it.
01:19:30Oh, and as far as your crimes go, I've got implanting microchips to cheat and also aggravated assault.
01:19:39I have evidence.
01:19:41How about you?
01:19:45I have evidence.
01:19:47Do you?
01:19:50This is enough to arrest you.
01:19:52And investigate your little club.
01:19:54Come on, you motherfucker.
01:19:57Lion, you finally returned reclaiming your place as champion.
01:20:08A long time ago I said I was going to retire.
01:20:11But I did for my daughter.
01:20:13And since I've won, I'm going back into retirement.
01:20:20Stay.
01:20:21Stay.
01:20:21We need a legend like you in golf to lead the way.
01:20:26Please, stay!
01:20:28Stay!
01:20:30Stay!
01:20:31Stay!
01:20:31Stay!
01:20:32Stay!
01:20:34Eleanor, Daddy has a lot of money now, and I can afford to bring you to any art school you
01:20:39want to go to.
01:20:41I'm staying with you.
01:20:42I'm not golfing.
01:20:46Daddy, I like watching you play golf.
01:20:50I've never seen you so cruel and strong before.
01:20:53You're amazing.
01:20:56I'm a big girl now.
01:20:58Eleanor's happy if Daddy's happy.
01:21:01Daddy should do what he wants, too.
01:21:09Okay.
01:21:10Then we're all going to be a big happy family.
01:21:12I can just go płoine.
01:21:15Withปventhventh forward.
01:21:16Well done.
01:21:16Well done.
01:21:34Go to mph.
01:21:34Go to f quantify.
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