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00:01:48A girl who's lucky in love has a perfect guy.
00:01:53He only has eyes for her.
00:01:55And he doesn't care what else is going on around him.
00:01:58It's all about her.
00:02:00Only her.
00:02:03I wish that were me, but it's not.
00:02:09I'd even take that guy, who isn't afraid to show off a bit of his sensitive side, if it means
00:02:15connecting with the girl he's smitten with.
00:02:18How about the man who can't keep his lips off of you, no matter how awkward your kiss may be?
00:02:26And what about him?
00:02:28The prince charming who pops the big question without even a second thought?
00:02:33That is like the ultimate luck in love.
00:02:36I wish that were me, too.
00:02:39Although, I've been in similar situations and one of them really panned out.
00:02:45That's me, with the guy in my dreams, at that point in time.
00:02:50He was a mother-approved guy, very sweet.
00:02:53Just finished his degree in the Ivy League, easy on the eyes.
00:02:56He was my lucky in love guy.
00:02:58We would plan long getaways, short getaways.
00:03:02Whatever excuse to be together, we did it.
00:03:06And then he did it.
00:03:07He proposed.
00:03:09I was super excited.
00:03:11So were my girlfriends.
00:03:13I think they were more excited to finally be bridesmaids and be involved in planning the wedding than they were
00:03:19for the actual essence of getting married.
00:03:20But that's okay.
00:03:22They were happy.
00:03:23And I was thrilled.
00:03:25I was under 30 and I got a man to fall in love with me.
00:03:28And consider spending the rest of his life with me.
00:03:31That's a big feat.
00:03:33And then came the cheating allegations.
00:03:36So my best friends called off the wedding for me.
00:03:39Thanks, ladies.
00:03:41That wasn't the first time I was proposed to.
00:03:45And hopefully, I won't be the last.
00:03:49But for now, I spend my Friday nights at home.
00:03:51With my girls, eating anything and everything.
00:03:55That's how my luck and love has played out.
00:03:57We're doing so much.
00:04:07We're good.
00:04:48It's fun.
00:04:49That sounds really annoying.
00:04:52Where did I go?
00:04:53To get takeout?
00:04:54I thought it was your night to choose food.
00:04:58She insisted.
00:04:59Yeah, well, I don't feel like eating some weird fetish food tonight.
00:05:03I agree.
00:05:05But she asked like 20 times if she could go.
00:05:07Yeah, well, I would have told her no like 20 times.
00:05:11Mmm.
00:05:13Ooh, what could we be having tonight?
00:05:16A man of fried squid?
00:05:17Oh, that sounds like a cool dish.
00:05:19Oh my gosh.
00:05:21You did something as simple as Chinese?
00:05:23Wow, we had a bet going that you were going to bring home barbecue cross legs and hash browns for
00:05:27dinner.
00:05:28Well, it was your turn to choose the food, so I just thought,
00:05:31I'm going to take out what Emma wants.
00:05:33Chinese.
00:05:33And there's a new Chinese cafe down at the town center.
00:05:36Oh, we were just there the other day.
00:05:38I totally would have noticed.
00:05:40I think today's the grand opening.
00:05:42Everybody there is super nice.
00:05:44This is all white rice.
00:05:46Did you pick up the wrong order?
00:05:49Oh, crap.
00:05:50I think I picked up the wrong order.
00:05:53Leave it up to you.
00:05:54Be nice.
00:05:55What?
00:05:55I'm hungry, and I'm not on the white rice diet.
00:05:58Total mistake.
00:05:59Sorry.
00:06:00No worries.
00:06:01We'll just, uh, have them deliver it.
00:06:03Do you have the receipt?
00:06:05Right here.
00:06:06Oh, there's no number.
00:06:09Oh, look at it.
00:06:11Oh.
00:06:12Oh.
00:06:12I'll get it.
00:06:14Really?
00:06:15White rice?
00:06:15Sorry.
00:06:20Hi.
00:06:21Hi.
00:06:21Are you Emma?
00:06:22I am.
00:06:23Not everyone is lucky enough to find love.
00:06:26But when you do, it's just your luck.
00:06:29Take Emma, for example.
00:06:31Uh, my friend forgot her takeout bags.
00:06:33Will she be open to receiving love?
00:06:35Or will her luck run its course?
00:06:40She did.
00:06:41This one is for you.
00:06:44Oh.
00:06:48You're so lucky.
00:06:51Not so much lately.
00:06:53Yes, you are.
00:06:55You're also lucky.
00:07:00Do you believe in love?
00:07:04I do.
00:07:07Thanks for delivering this.
00:07:09You're so lucky.
00:07:11Ha ha ha ha.
00:07:23That was odd.
00:07:24What?
00:07:25The delivery guy, he was oddly funny.
00:07:28I don't remember giving our address out for delivery.
00:07:30You don't remember a lot of things.
00:07:32You give it out to all strangers.
00:07:34How would this be any different?
00:07:35Oh, yeah, maybe I did give it out.
00:07:39Well, how did the delivery guy look?
00:07:42Ah.
00:07:43Look, how you took my order was cute, so that couldn't have been him.
00:07:47It was him.
00:07:50Hey, where's the fortune cookie?
00:07:51Oh, here's one.
00:07:54Just one?
00:07:56Yeah, I guess so.
00:08:01Crazy.
00:08:02There are three fortunes inside.
00:08:04That's weird.
00:08:06Give me one.
00:08:13The path to finding eternal love begins now.
00:08:20I'm not looking for eternal love right now.
00:08:23More than your future.
00:08:24Well, if he's right, I'll take eternal love.
00:08:28Yeah, give me yours.
00:08:29I'll double my chances.
00:08:30Oh, just try it.
00:08:32Oh, Emma.
00:08:33I almost forgot to tell you.
00:08:34I met this really cute guy when I was leaving the China Cafe.
00:08:37Is he potential?
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:39A potential victim because of her.
00:08:41Oh, no.
00:08:42He's not for me.
00:08:43He's for Emma.
00:08:44Oh, Allie.
00:08:47Your taste in really cute guys and my taste in really cute guys are totally different.
00:08:53Well, yes, but I've come to know your type, so I gave him your number.
00:08:58Allie!
00:08:59Oh, you can't go around giving my number to these basket cases you meet.
00:09:04Yeah, people are crazy these days.
00:09:06What if this guy stalks her every move and then chops her all into tiny little pieces?
00:09:11Yeah, what if?
00:09:12I'm just looking out for my girls.
00:09:14Not closely enough.
00:09:16Don't you ever hook yourself up?
00:09:17Well, some of the guys that I meet are just not my type.
00:09:21Oh, and they're my type.
00:09:22Well, I would give them Bree's number, but I wouldn't want to disappoint them.
00:09:26Hey, it's standing right here.
00:09:37Ah!
00:09:58Hello?
00:09:59Good morning.
00:10:01Would this be Emma?
00:10:03Depends on who's calling me at 6.30 on a Saturday.
00:10:08Allie and I met yesterday, and she said you were looking for some romance in your life.
00:10:12Well, she lied.
00:10:19I'm up!
00:10:22I'm up!
00:10:29I'm up!
00:10:32Is it true that once you lose the enamel on your teeth, you're never going to die?
00:10:42I'm going to get that.
00:10:45You'll get it.
00:10:56Emma?
00:10:59No.
00:11:00How are you?
00:11:01I'm Allie's friend.
00:11:03Allie's friend? I know all of Allie's friends, and you're not in that bunch.
00:11:07Actually, we met yesterday.
00:11:10Oh. You met her at the Chinese place.
00:11:14Yes, that's me. I'm her new boo.
00:11:18Her new boo?
00:11:19Yes. I heard her panties of choice. We're boy shorts. Think she'll like these?
00:11:26I don't know.
00:11:29I also heard she likes to dance. Do you think I'd be a good catch for her?
00:11:33Let me drop it a little lower. Like this.
00:11:38What the hell is he delivering?
00:11:41Apparently good moves.
00:11:43Harrison!
00:11:45Allie, hey.
00:11:46You made it.
00:11:48I did. You said nine o'clock. I'm a little early.
00:11:51You're a lot early, hon. 7.30.
00:11:54Are those panties?
00:11:57Actually, they're for Emma. Boy shorts.
00:12:01Right size.
00:12:03You are Emma.
00:12:06No.
00:12:07She is Emma.
00:12:08You are Emma.
00:12:10Okay?
00:12:11Emma no esta en su casa.
00:12:14She's gonna jump off a high rise because her friend delivers freaks to her doorstep.
00:12:23Look at that hiney.
00:12:25Yo, girls, we're getting fries coming on. Shake!
00:12:28Okay, you and your 18th century lines can bounce.
00:12:32Hey, I'm sorry that it wasn't a match made in heaven.
00:12:36Thanks for coming in such a timely manner, though.
00:12:38I, uh...
00:12:44Is the crazy coast clear?
00:12:46All clear.
00:12:48Now, Mike, you really didn't like him.
00:12:50Allie, you really did.
00:12:52Well, not for me.
00:12:54No, I didn't like him.
00:12:56Why would I like him?
00:12:57You didn't give him a chance.
00:12:59Oh, God. He was at the door longer than 30 seconds.
00:13:02I gave him plenty of chances.
00:13:04He even brought you gifts.
00:13:06Oh, that's another thing.
00:13:08Allie, you can't go around giving these freaking freaks my underwear preference and size.
00:13:14I was just trying to get him a leg up.
00:13:16Oh, Mike, why do you do these things?
00:13:19She's a few espresso shots short of a latte.
00:13:21Seriously.
00:13:22I can't even deal with your unruly judgment anymore.
00:13:25Emma, you're being so mean.
00:13:28Yeah.
00:13:29She didn't mean any harm.
00:13:30Oh, Bree.
00:13:31Now's not the time for a lesson.
00:13:33You schooled me on not being mean to her.
00:13:34Yeah, well, sorry, but now I truly understand.
00:13:37You know what?
00:13:38She's been doing these things for years.
00:13:40You should have been on the Brie against Sally Page a long time ago.
00:13:43It's not nice, you guys.
00:13:45You know what?
00:13:45I don't care.
00:13:46I don't care what you think is nice.
00:13:49Okay.
00:13:50I think we need to go for a workout.
00:13:52Come on.
00:13:53We're going for a workout.
00:13:54That's all.
00:13:55What's the point?
00:13:56We had like a thousand pounds of food last night.
00:14:17Work with all these calories.
00:14:18I know.
00:14:21This is where you find marriage material at.
00:14:25He's too buff.
00:14:27There's no such thing as too buff.
00:14:29I thought you weren't getting married.
00:14:31I'd reconsider.
00:14:33If he looks like that.
00:14:34Oh, so superficial.
00:14:37If you're still worked up from this morning, I'm sorry.
00:14:40Finally.
00:14:42An apology.
00:14:43Aw.
00:14:44Friends again.
00:14:45As long as she doesn't send me any super turned-up nut rockers again.
00:14:49I won't do you any more favors.
00:14:51I'm just tired of seeing you mope around over the guise of your past.
00:14:55No favors from you is a good thing.
00:14:57You don't have anyone's taste down but your own.
00:15:00I totally love being roommates with you guys, but I miss going out on dates.
00:15:05I'm trying to hook us up so we can do the dating thing again.
00:15:09Okay.
00:15:10You can always move out.
00:15:11No one's forcing you to room with us.
00:15:12That's one.
00:15:13And two, no one's stopping you from dating.
00:15:15I disagree.
00:15:16I haven't gone out on a date in like six months.
00:15:19Yeah.
00:15:19It's been three months for me.
00:15:21Only three weeks for me.
00:15:22Three.
00:15:23You don't care who you date.
00:15:25That's why your dating spans are so short.
00:15:27Not true.
00:15:28True.
00:15:30And Emma, you're the one who chose not to go out on a date for six months.
00:15:34Was I supposed to get over Alex over the span of a few short days?
00:15:38That's not how love operates.
00:15:39Your standards and guise are too high.
00:15:42Brie, yours are too low.
00:15:43We need to find a nice in-between.
00:15:44You have no standards whatsoever.
00:15:47Please.
00:15:47I decline all dating advice from you.
00:15:52My parents are going to celebrate their 30th wedding anniversary.
00:15:56Aw.
00:15:57We're so happy together.
00:15:59I want that.
00:16:01You'll find it.
00:16:03Play the field a little longer.
00:16:05Oh, playing the field sucks.
00:16:07You know that's not for me.
00:16:09My two-year-after-college plan was to move in with you two, take on an internship, find an Ivy
00:16:15League graduate, get engaged, start planning for babies.
00:16:20You graduated four years ago.
00:16:23That makes you two years overdue.
00:16:26Right.
00:16:27So, I'm a little off pace.
00:16:30Emma, you had year-long relationships for the past four years.
00:16:34You tried your little plan.
00:16:36It just didn't work.
00:16:41I mean, why don't you guys care about long-term relationship stuff?
00:16:45Well, I do.
00:16:46I plan to get those marriage and baby plans working by the time I'm 33.
00:16:4933.
00:16:5033?
00:16:52Really?
00:16:52No need to rush.
00:16:55Was that the delivery guide from last night?
00:16:58I don't know.
00:16:59You answered the door.
00:17:00I can't see him.
00:17:02What about those fortunes last night?
00:17:05It says...
00:17:10Your path to finding eternal love begins now.
00:17:15Doesn't that mean something to you?
00:17:17We all got the same fortune.
00:17:19So?
00:17:20So it won't come true.
00:17:22I believe in luck and blessings and fortunes.
00:17:26I think there's something great in store for us.
00:17:29Did the love god just send you that epiphany?
00:17:31I'm down with good fortune.
00:17:33Yes.
00:17:34Sally, you're getting it.
00:17:35Yeah.
00:17:36It can never happen, though.
00:17:38The fact that we're always together and we'll always be together gets in the way of love.
00:17:44You're actually starting to make sense.
00:17:46For once.
00:17:48Really?
00:17:49I feel like a love philosopher right now.
00:17:53Let's hear more.
00:17:54Come on.
00:17:55Okay.
00:17:56Well, since high school, if you guys didn't like my boyfriends, you would find some way
00:18:00to destroy the relationship.
00:18:02I don't know about destroy.
00:18:04Yeah, it's kind of a harsh word.
00:18:05But it's true.
00:18:06Think about it.
00:18:08When Bri and I don't like your boyfriends, we don't look for ways to end it, but they just
00:18:13go bad for some reason.
00:18:14You two always seem to put a wedge between me and my guys.
00:18:17And think about it.
00:18:18It's been that way forever.
00:18:19Not necessarily.
00:18:20We always look out for each other.
00:18:22It just spells disaster, apparently.
00:18:25Totally.
00:18:26I'm still so troubled over what you guys did to John.
00:18:32You mean Old Man River?
00:18:35John Ford River was his name.
00:18:38Allie, you didn't really like him that much, did you?
00:18:43Absolutely.
00:18:44I told you, I thought he was marriage potential.
00:18:47Oh my gosh, I will stick your head in the ocean until it turns blue if you are serious
00:18:52right now.
00:18:53Very serious.
00:18:54I mean, I know that he was older, but he was in shape.
00:18:57We like the same things.
00:18:58We both like sports.
00:19:00He was perfect.
00:19:02We had to end it.
00:19:03We saw way, way too much.
00:19:06Uh, like what?
00:19:08The two-on-two basketball game.
00:19:10Yes, exactly.
00:19:15We gon' kick y'all's asses.
00:19:17Y'all's asses?
00:19:19You heard me, gal.
00:19:20Don't you jive talk me.
00:19:21Oh, she's just run her mouth, Miss Cliff.
00:19:24I knows it.
00:19:24They're just talking smack, baby.
00:19:26Is that what they're doing?
00:19:27Yep.
00:19:28I'm a really run up in you now.
00:19:30I was on 32 championship team.
00:19:33You're telling your age.
00:19:34That's right.
00:19:35And I'm 52 going on 22.
00:19:39Is this a joke?
00:19:42Oh, that's a foul.
00:19:45Oh, you pissed him off.
00:19:47Now, he's going to slam dunk in your face.
00:19:51Oh, my God.
00:19:55These are my teammates.
00:19:57We're going to kick y'all's asses.
00:19:59Should I pull up your trousers for you?
00:20:01Those are not trousers.
00:20:04That is clearly a diaper.
00:20:06Mind your business, Maria.
00:20:08Yeah, do that for me, sweet pea.
00:20:10Did he just call me Maria?
00:20:13He did.
00:20:15Okay.
00:20:16Casper.
00:20:18Go, baby!
00:20:20Go, baby!
00:20:24In your face!
00:20:26Yeah!
00:20:29Okay.
00:20:29And that's how you lead a team to a championship!
00:20:36You guys totally ruined that relationship for me.
00:20:39I think we saved you from cleaning up adult turds for the rest of your life.
00:20:43You're going to be old, M-Day.
00:20:45Who's going to clean up your turds?
00:20:47I'll find the Fountain of Youth by 50, and I'll clean up my own turds.
00:20:51Allie, I think you have such a kind, gullible heart.
00:20:55You attract needy guys.
00:20:56What about the type of guys you attract?
00:21:00Scholars?
00:21:02Business execs?
00:21:03Great guys.
00:21:05Great guys?
00:21:06Great jerks is more like it.
00:21:08They were terrific at everything except treating you right.
00:21:11I'm with Allie on this one.
00:21:12Most of the guys you dated, not great.
00:21:15Actually, they haven't great.
00:21:16Minus two problems.
00:21:19Really?
00:21:20Most of the boyfriends you've had have been uppity losers.
00:21:22Not true!
00:21:23True?
00:21:24You call a guy who invites his ex to your engagement party?
00:21:26Great.
00:21:32I'm so glad to have all of the people we love join us for this special occasion.
00:21:37All of the people we love?
00:21:39So that means you're still in love with your ex,
00:21:42who I don't even know why she's here to begin with.
00:21:46We?
00:21:46No, no, no, no, no, no, seriously.
00:21:48Can you explain what you mean by all of the people we love?
00:21:53It was just a figure of speech.
00:21:56Oh, okay, so do you, or don't you, love the people at this table?
00:22:03I love the woman next to me, who's going to be my wife.
00:22:06I love all my family and friends who have joined us here today.
00:22:09You keep saying that.
00:22:11So, do you love me?
00:22:12No.
00:22:14As a friend, yes.
00:22:15And I was speaking for Emma, who also has people at this table who she loves.
00:22:19That's a given.
00:22:21That's a given.
00:22:21We know that Emma loves this one and this one.
00:22:24I'm just trying to figure out your meaning of love here.
00:22:28I think it was just a sequel in general terms.
00:22:31Yes.
00:22:32And I think she wasn't talking to you, biatch.
00:22:35Yeah, Mrs. X, what are you even doing here?
00:22:38Could you elaborate on this sophisticated story?
00:22:42We need to stop.
00:22:44She's my friend, and all of our friends were invited.
00:22:48No, she's not Emma's friend.
00:22:50Emma's friends are here.
00:22:52One, two.
00:22:54So then she's your friend.
00:22:57She's become good friends with Emma.
00:23:00And that's why she's here today.
00:23:02Is that true, Emma?
00:23:04Have you been befriending people behind our backs?
00:23:07Yeah, we want to know.
00:23:09We should have never let you go out on those single dates with him.
00:23:12You do that, and you come back with new friends.
00:23:16Unacceptable.
00:23:17Unacceptable.
00:23:19Who should we call about it?
00:23:20I don't know.
00:23:22I feel like I'm starting to act like you.
00:23:26What does that mean?
00:23:27I don't know.
00:23:29Back to Emma and her new friends.
00:23:31Yeah, Mel and I have gotten to know each other.
00:23:36Yeah, I like Emma.
00:23:39Seriously, she can't have new friends.
00:23:41This is absurd.
00:23:43I'm appalled.
00:23:45Stunned.
00:23:47Ms. X, do you really think it's appropriate to be at your ex's engagement brunch?
00:23:56We were together a long time ago, and we have both moved on.
00:24:00I'm happy for him.
00:24:02Oh, oh, oh, really?
00:24:04Is that why you've doodled this little heart with his name in it, and yours right next to it?
00:24:16You're still in love with me?
00:24:17Why is that even a question?
00:24:23Alex, we told you from the beginning that she was a hopeless romantic, and that if you break her heart,
00:24:31we'll break your face.
00:24:34That's the bring in your baby.
00:24:38Shit.
00:24:51You two are so much trouble for my relationships.
00:24:54What?
00:24:55You should be thanking us a thousand times over for that one.
00:24:57Okay, so?
00:24:59We all have different tastes.
00:25:00It's normal.
00:25:01If we have the same taste, we fight over guys.
00:25:04Breeze had her share of fighting over guys.
00:25:06Don't even go there.
00:25:07You guys instigated that one.
00:25:17Yeah, you're so hot.
00:25:19And?
00:25:20Mega sexy.
00:25:22And what else?
00:25:24You got great ass.
00:25:29That's me on gross.
00:25:32Sorry, I didn't know you were standing there.
00:25:35I just walked up, and my gosh, what a sight.
00:25:39You coming in, get up?
00:25:41To join the group of hookers, maybe not.
00:25:43Hooker?
00:25:46H-O-O, curse.
00:25:48Good speller for a little one.
00:25:51She has the best sense of humor.
00:25:53Ha, ha, ha.
00:25:55Breeze, my girl.
00:25:57Are you really not saying anything?
00:25:59For the first time in history?
00:26:01What can't you say?
00:26:03Breeze, say something.
00:26:06Brogan, why don't you get in and swim with us?
00:26:08That's the first weak line that comes to mind.
00:26:11You're such a waste of cells.
00:26:13Ha, ha, ha.
00:26:15I get it.
00:26:16Because if she didn't have cells, then she wouldn't be anything.
00:26:20I get it.
00:26:21I told you guys she was funny.
00:26:24Ian, how old is your sister?
00:26:26His sister is standing here.
00:26:29Ask me.
00:26:30How old are you, rookie?
00:26:33Seven and three quarters.
00:26:35Wow.
00:26:36A whole seven years, huh?
00:26:38Oh, so we have a birthday coming up.
00:26:40You didn't tell me.
00:26:40We have to do something super cool.
00:26:41He's not your husband.
00:26:42He doesn't have to tell you everything about our life.
00:26:45I just thought it would be nice to get you something.
00:26:48Something like what?
00:26:49I don't know.
00:26:50A cute outfit or something.
00:26:52Bree is a fashionista.
00:26:54I've seen her like a hot mess.
00:26:56Fashionista would be saying too much.
00:26:59Uh, Brooke, you don't think you're being a bit disrespectful?
00:27:03We're all adults here.
00:27:05And?
00:27:06And your mouth is running wild.
00:27:09Ian, your company needs to leave.
00:27:11They've got too much to say.
00:27:13Brooke, why don't you, why don't you come jump in the pool, all right?
00:27:16And cool off a bit.
00:27:17Cool off a bit?
00:27:18You think I'm the problem?
00:27:20Nah, of course not.
00:27:21You think we're the problem?
00:27:22Ugh.
00:27:24Baby, no.
00:27:25Come on.
00:27:26Who's the problem?
00:27:28There's no problem.
00:27:29Is there a problem?
00:27:30Your muscles are too big.
00:27:32That's a health problem.
00:27:35All I've ever tried to do is protect you from scum
00:27:37so they don't use you for the money mommy and daddy left us.
00:27:41I know, brookie.
00:27:42All right?
00:27:43Trust me.
00:27:43You've done a perfect job.
00:27:45I'm not after him for his money.
00:27:47Well, you should be, you loser of a woman.
00:27:50Okay, if the normal Brie who talks crap doesn't show up in two seconds,
00:27:54I'm going to inherit those traits.
00:27:56So she's being fake right now.
00:27:58I knew it.
00:27:59Another fake female.
00:28:01Ian, I am so done with your women.
00:28:04Look, Brie's great, all right?
00:28:06Just got to get to know her a little better, that's all.
00:28:08Her friend said she was fake.
00:28:11Can you take a hint?
00:28:12I can't take it anymore.
00:28:15You people need to leave.
00:28:18Okay, Ian, you really need to check your sister before I do.
00:28:21See?
00:28:22Her true colors are shining through.
00:28:24She's a fake.
00:28:25She's using us.
00:28:27Call the po-po.
00:28:28Good gracious little girl.
00:28:30You have no filter.
00:28:32Keep this going in your 20s and you'll be single for life.
00:28:35Like you all.
00:28:37Okay, somebody needs to muzzle this girl.
00:28:40Just the disrespect I was waiting for.
00:28:43Y'all ratchets can bounce.
00:28:46Oh, oh, oh.
00:28:55I really should have slept that little girl.
00:28:58That was the only guy you tried to impress so much you were practically a mute.
00:29:02He was so hot.
00:29:05You're willing to endure that brat of a sister?
00:29:09He was a really, really good kisser.
00:29:12That little brookie would be a deal-breaker for me.
00:29:14Obviously she was for me, too.
00:29:16Especially since you guys started revving a rap.
00:29:18We need to begin this new love pact.
00:29:21If we must, let's please do it over lunch.
00:29:24I'm starving.
00:29:25Can I pick our lunch spot?
00:29:27No.
00:29:28No.
00:29:35Okay, so the key question is, how do we find guys that we all like?
00:29:40That's like finding a needle in a haystack.
00:29:42Small needle.
00:29:44It's doable, though.
00:29:45We just have to find a group of guys that are friends.
00:29:48Maybe.
00:29:50And they'll all have the same likes, so we'll all spend a lot of time together.
00:29:55Hmm, that's the key point.
00:29:56I love spending time with my girls.
00:29:59But spending time with my girls and the guy they approve of, that really tops the cake.
00:30:03You know, we may have a plan here.
00:30:05But we need to cut rules.
00:30:06Yeah.
00:30:07Rules are good.
00:30:08Okay, rule number one.
00:30:09We get to choose our own dates.
00:30:13Okay, and rule number two.
00:30:16We date in groups of three.
00:30:18So your date has to bring two friends.
00:30:21Um, rule number three.
00:30:23If we don't approve of all three guys, the date ends.
00:30:26I don't know about that one.
00:30:28Emma, that's the whole point of this finding eternal love path of yours.
00:30:33We have to find guys we all like.
00:30:36Hmm, okay.
00:30:38No dates in public places.
00:30:39Agreed.
00:30:40Why?
00:30:41Allie, what if your dates are embarrassing?
00:30:43What if yours are?
00:30:45They won't be.
00:30:47Okay, we choose our own dates and where we want to go.
00:30:51Or I'm out.
00:30:54Okay, okay, fine.
00:30:55Okay, any more rules?
00:30:58Those are the three golden rules.
00:30:59Okay, then let the dating frenzy begin.
00:31:02Who's first?
00:31:03I'll go first.
00:31:04So eager to love.
00:31:06I love that about you.
00:31:08Let me guess.
00:31:09You're going to call that lawyer you met a couple weeks ago?
00:31:11I may be interested now.
00:31:13Why?
00:31:14Because we reminded you of how much a loser dude you almost married six months ago?
00:31:19Not necessarily.
00:31:20All right.
00:31:21Let's see if this plan A leads us to glory.
00:31:24If not, on to plan B and possibly plan C.
00:31:34Do you guys like this?
00:31:35You can be better.
00:31:37No.
00:31:40I think we need to go over the rules again.
00:31:43They're coming on my date with me.
00:31:45We cannot like him.
00:31:47And it's capiche.
00:31:48And where do we need to go over?
00:31:49I guess nothing.
00:31:52Please don't embarrass me, guys.
00:31:54Yeah, Allie.
00:31:55Please don't embarrass us.
00:31:56It's free.
00:31:57You're the one we should be worried about.
00:31:59Not tonight, sweetie.
00:32:00I'm going to capture the heart of an Ivy League stud.
00:32:04Oh, they're Ivy League guys.
00:32:06Yeah, what's wrong with that?
00:32:09I see a potential disapproval in sight.
00:32:28I'm glad you're here.
00:32:29So am I.
00:32:31Ladies, I'm glad you're here, too.
00:32:33How are you?
00:32:34Great.
00:32:35Pretty good.
00:32:37And, um, you are?
00:32:39Brianna.
00:32:40Brianna?
00:32:41You never go by Brianna.
00:32:44I mean, you always go by Brianna.
00:32:49And now you are?
00:32:50I'm Allison.
00:32:52Since when do you go by Allison?
00:32:54Since I started going by Brianna.
00:32:57And you, um, must be Emma.
00:32:59The woman I've heard so much about.
00:33:01Yes.
00:33:02Ray.
00:33:03Ray.
00:33:04That's nice.
00:33:05Ray sounds glam.
00:33:07Like Ray Charles.
00:33:09Don't tell me you're from Georgia.
00:33:12I'm actually from South Africa.
00:33:14South Africa, Georgia.
00:33:15You're, like, right next to each other.
00:33:17So that's what counts.
00:33:18She's just kidding.
00:33:22Stop acting like trailer trash.
00:33:24You're friends and my family.
00:33:26Evening, everyone.
00:33:27James, you decided to join us.
00:33:29Client took a little longer than expected.
00:33:30James, are you a lawyer?
00:33:32I am, yes.
00:33:33Are you a lawyer too, right?
00:33:35The third partner at the farm.
00:33:37I'm, uh, James, by the way.
00:33:38Hi, I'm Emma.
00:33:39Nice to meet you.
00:33:40Nice to meet you.
00:33:41Oh, it's Bri now.
00:33:42Just Bri.
00:33:44I'm Allie.
00:33:45Nice to meet you, Allie.
00:33:49So, which one do you want?
00:33:52The one next to you.
00:33:54Why?
00:33:55Because I don't like tight asses.
00:33:59So, James, I guess you're my date.
00:34:02It looks that way.
00:34:05Can I get you some champagne?
00:34:07Please.
00:34:08Uh, no, I don't drink champagne.
00:34:10You can get me a bottle of hard lemonade, though.
00:34:13Really?
00:34:14Yep, with the shrimp stuck on top.
00:34:17That's my new phase.
00:34:19She's just a super simple person, so.
00:34:22With some complexities, though.
00:34:25So, Emma.
00:34:27Tell me a little about you and what you like to do.
00:34:29Oh, well.
00:34:29Emma's the only one of us who went to college.
00:34:32I went to college, too.
00:34:35One semester at a JC does not count.
00:34:38Well, two days at an elementary school doesn't count for you.
00:34:43Emma also owns an online shoe and bag retail store.
00:34:46We help her run the business, so it's kind of like we own it, too.
00:34:49Yeah, she pays us big bucks for doing practically nothing.
00:34:53Ladies.
00:34:55I think he was talking to me.
00:34:57He did say, Emma, what do you like to do, didn't he?
00:35:00Didn't you?
00:35:01I did.
00:35:02Oh, sorry.
00:35:04Emma kind of sounds like Ellie.
00:35:08Anyway, what were you saying?
00:35:11Tell me about you and what you like to do and what you don't like to do.
00:35:14Um, well, so far, I like you.
00:35:17Oh, yeah?
00:35:19How'd this come about?
00:35:21I don't know.
00:35:22Just something about you.
00:35:25Sounds promising.
00:35:27So, how did you all meet?
00:35:30Let me guess, you all went to college.
00:35:32You're right on the money with that one.
00:35:33You're right on the money with that one.
00:35:37What?
00:35:38He's your champagne, yeah.
00:35:47Oh, I didn't think you had it.
00:35:49I was totally joking.
00:35:51Oh, well, we didn't.
00:35:52But we made a point to get some for you because we're especially nice.
00:35:58Allie, would you like to try some champagne?
00:36:01No, thanks.
00:36:01I'm not a champagne fan.
00:36:03Um, you don't like champagne?
00:36:06No, it tastes funny.
00:36:09So, I suppose you're going to order hot wings and curly fries for your meal.
00:36:12Okay, this is an up-skill dinner.
00:36:15I don't think they have hot wings.
00:36:17I'm going to order a possum and Creole potato salad.
00:36:21You're kidding, right?
00:36:23But they don't have possum where you're from?
00:36:25Um, no.
00:36:26Never had it.
00:36:30So, what did I teach you guys about women at that fancy school you went to?
00:36:37I mean, I'm extremely attractive.
00:36:41Raymond!
00:36:42You're welcome.
00:36:44Rana, you are pretty amazing.
00:36:46I must be, because you have a twinkle in your eye.
00:36:50Yep.
00:36:51That's good.
00:36:51I don't know.
00:36:52I can see it as you're on a ritual all day without just saying a word.
00:36:56I do have that effect on people.
00:37:01Because I can confess you're extremely attractive.
00:37:04Raymond!
00:37:06It's true.
00:37:06You're very attractive.
00:37:07And I would want to see you outside of here.
00:37:13I guess I was wrong about you, smart man.
00:37:15I'd just like to talk about how much you know.
00:37:18No.
00:37:18When you have a beautiful woman in front of you, it's, like, hard to talk.
00:37:25Everyone sure seems to be having a good conversation.
00:37:29Well, maybe if you would loosen up a little bit, we can be included in that good conversation.
00:37:33Oh, I'm loose.
00:37:35Not that kind of loose.
00:37:37Are you ready to order?
00:37:39The ladies are ready?
00:37:40I'll have the lobster tail.
00:37:42Good choice.
00:37:43I tend to make those from time to time.
00:37:46I'll have the same.
00:37:47Um, I'll have the stuffed salmon.
00:37:50And I'll have the same.
00:37:52You can't go around when you both have the same food.
00:37:54No, you can't.
00:37:59Allie, stuffed salmon is a good dish.
00:38:03Okay.
00:38:03He'll have the stuffed salmon, and I'm still thinking about it.
00:38:08She is going to ruin this for us.
00:38:10Oh, no.
00:38:11She isn't.
00:38:13Allie, why don't you have what I'm having?
00:38:17Uh, okay.
00:38:19I'm ready.
00:38:19Go ahead, madame.
00:38:20Okay.
00:38:23The phallet million.
00:38:26I'm sorry.
00:38:28The phallet million.
00:38:33She means the filet mignon.
00:38:35Okay, you know what?
00:38:36I just changed my mind.
00:38:38Just bring me a squid sandwich with a side of cottage cheese and pineapples.
00:38:43Oh, did I not pronounce that right either?
00:38:46Yeah.
00:38:47Squid sandwich con cottage cheese y pineapples.
00:38:53You know what?
00:38:54Just because you've got a degree doesn't mean you can go around correcting people.
00:38:58Allie, just calm down.
00:38:59I will not calm down.
00:39:01Or you better calm your ass down because you're getting your drink on my dress.
00:39:04On my dress.
00:39:06Maybe if you learned to pronounce your food correctly, you'd enjoy your meals a little more.
00:39:10And maybe if you pulled your panties out of your ass, you wouldn't be so uptight.
00:39:14Ladies, let's skedaddle.
00:39:22Oh, what?
00:39:23Did I drink out of the glass wrong too?
00:39:25Ladies, rule number three.
00:39:28Let's bounce rock skate, ladies.
00:39:30We have rules in place.
00:39:40And I don't wear panties.
00:39:41I wear drawers.
00:39:43I could have gotten that squid sandwich in.
00:39:46Squid sandwich isn't even on the menu.
00:39:50For the chance to get in those panties, she would have pulled her pig's ass or pumpkin pie.
00:39:54And now we're going to get it to her.
00:39:57Get your game on, bro.
00:40:13I cannot believe the way you acted last night, Ellie.
00:40:16You really showed your ass.
00:40:17He was annoying.
00:40:19Now you know how we feel about you.
00:40:20You really scared me last night.
00:40:22You pulled a brie.
00:40:23I would have done that.
00:40:24I told you.
00:40:25You're becoming her.
00:40:26She's becoming you.
00:40:27It's scary.
00:40:29I'm sorry if I embarrassed you guys.
00:40:31I was really feeling my date.
00:40:33I hate these rules.
00:40:35Well, you created rule number three.
00:40:37Yeah, and we all agreed.
00:40:39It's all for one and one for all.
00:40:42Chocolate in one?
00:40:45Emma, your little plan didn't work, so it's on to the next.
00:40:49Leave plan B up to brie.
00:40:52Oh, I'm scared.
00:40:52Why?
00:40:54I'm thinking Speedo barbecue.
00:40:57What?
00:40:58What?
00:40:59Topless guys means fun.
00:41:02Oh, I'm not going topless unless we all are.
00:41:05Okay.
00:41:06Nobody's going topless.
00:41:07Just the guys.
00:41:09Hi.
00:41:12I can't take it anymore.
00:41:13I can't take it anymore.
00:41:41Are you in a pool, Emma?
00:41:44No.
00:41:45There's so much tanning lotion in there.
00:41:47Oh, I wish I could get a tan.
00:41:49I don't know why it was so white.
00:41:51Well, I'm 164 Cherokee.
00:41:55Woo!
00:41:56Hey, Emma, check this out.
00:42:00Wow.
00:42:01That's amazing.
00:42:06Come on, you're discovering action.
00:42:12Yeah, I hit it.
00:42:26What's that famous rule again?
00:42:28Oh, yeah.
00:42:30Rule number three.
00:42:31Let's go, ladies.
00:42:41Looks like we're fast to square one.
00:42:44You sure know how to spoil a good time, Emma.
00:42:47That was, like, the shortest date in history.
00:42:50Shut up, Allie.
00:42:52Patience is wearing thin.
00:42:54You know, you used to be the most civilized of the three.
00:42:58Not so much now.
00:42:59I just want a normal relationship with a normal guy like Keith.
00:43:05Well, Keith is no longer in the picture, sweetie.
00:43:08Don't call me sweetie.
00:43:10You're sounding more and more like the old Bree.
00:43:12The old Bree?
00:43:14Yeah.
00:43:14I'm new and improved.
00:43:16I scored two good dates in a row.
00:43:18I feel lucky.
00:43:23What's our next plan?
00:43:25Hmm.
00:43:26Plan C.
00:43:27My plan.
00:43:29Maybe Emma and I should rework our plans.
00:43:31Yeah.
00:43:32I don't know if I trust you devising things.
00:43:35Trust you must.
00:43:37I'll have us a few good men in no time.
00:43:49Bicentennial man looking for a woman to put him back in the closet.
00:43:54Oh, hell no.
00:43:55That says bisexual man looking for a woman to put him back in the closet.
00:44:01Bisexual, bicentennial.
00:44:02That's not the same thing.
00:44:06Allie, I don't know about this.
00:44:08Rust me pumpkin pie.
00:44:10I got this.
00:44:12Ooh, sounds interesting.
00:44:16No freaks.
00:44:22A couple of men looking for a couple of bed buddies.
00:44:27Don't even think about it.
00:44:29Of all people, you would be preventing me from calling bed buddies?
00:44:33We've changed.
00:44:35Somewhat.
00:44:36I can't keep having you guys distract me.
00:44:48Three desirable men looking for three outgoing women.
00:44:56Perfect.
00:45:03Hi.
00:45:04I'm responding to the dating ad.
00:45:08Awesome.
00:45:15Just hope you're going to have three Prince Charmings waiting at the doorstep.
00:45:18Yeah, I don't like wasting good perfume.
00:45:21I don't want any more crazy dates.
00:45:24I don't want any more cocky Ivy Leaguers.
00:45:27Let's just hope the third time's a charm.
00:45:30It's going to be charming.
00:45:33They're here.
00:45:36Can we go again?
00:45:38Let's get that in there.
00:45:40Ooh.
00:45:49Hi.
00:45:50You must be our date.
00:45:52That's us.
00:45:52You're the best, baby.
00:45:54Goody.
00:45:55Well, I'm Allie.
00:45:56And my two friends will be right with you momentarily.
00:46:00You sound all professional.
00:46:02Professional everything you're doing.
00:46:05She's smiling.
00:46:06Probably not.
00:46:07She's smiling.
00:46:11I swear, I'm always a good girl.
00:46:14Why me?
00:46:15Emma, Brie, these are our wonderful dates.
00:46:19Guys, this is Emma, Brie.
00:46:21Hi.
00:46:22I'm Nick, this is Joe, and that's Craig.
00:46:25Hi.
00:46:27Hi.
00:46:29So, whose date is who?
00:46:31We drew straws to decide, so Craig gets first pick.
00:46:36So, Craig, who do you choose?
00:46:40He's deaf?
00:46:42Yeah, pretty much.
00:46:44Oh.
00:46:45Uh, Allie, could I speak with you a minute?
00:46:48Um, uh, sure.
00:46:52Excuse us for just to find us.
00:46:53Who's the best?
00:46:59Who got the biggest racks?
00:47:01Yeah, I'm not telling, but one of them is built like a prison tattoo.
00:47:04Mm, she my knee.
00:47:06Yeah, that's not gonna happen.
00:47:08Craig, Craig, we're debating that one, all right?
00:47:10It's between me and Joe now.
00:47:11Craig, you better back off.
00:47:13He can't even whisper sweet nothings in her ear.
00:47:15Oh, I got a bag session going on.
00:47:18What do you say?
00:47:20That you couldn't handle it, and you would have to see it to believe it.
00:47:32Allie, Allie.
00:47:34Did you go to the local rest home, or what?
00:47:36Where is that ad where you found our lovely tees?
00:47:40Oh, um, what's the website?
00:47:42It's I Need a Miracle.
00:47:45Oh, it's right here.
00:47:48Three Desirable Men Looking for Three Outgoing Women.
00:47:52It says three disabled men looking for three outgoing women.
00:47:59Disabled, not desirable.
00:48:02Don't you dare say they're the same thing.
00:48:04There's a name for people like you.
00:48:05Allie, how could you do this to us?
00:48:08Are you questioning my intelligence?
00:48:11Someone needs to question your intelligence.
00:48:13Really.
00:48:13Okay, disabled, desirable, potato, pototo.
00:48:17Anyone could have made that mistake.
00:48:21Allie?
00:48:22Hey, we're being rude.
00:48:24We need to go out there and have a good time.
00:48:28Thing is, I don't know when she's being serious.
00:48:37Okay, so, where ever are we?
00:48:40Uh, Craig, I was just about to pick his thing.
00:48:52What is this, scratch and sniff?
00:49:08And you, just want a terrific date with the Craigster.
00:49:12It's one down, two to go.
00:49:14Joe, have at him.
00:49:15And this Blake, eating, eating, fighting, moe, who's coming with Big Joe.
00:49:22Okay, he talks.
00:49:24He can't see.
00:49:25You see, you got a little chip on your shoulder.
00:49:30Your shoulder's a little broad for me.
00:49:33Are you a dude?
00:49:35What?
00:49:35A dude with soft-serve implants.
00:49:38Well, I'm all over it.
00:49:40Freeze!
00:49:41I thought I'm not a guy.
00:49:42Me, I?
00:49:43Sure, why not?
00:49:48Bingo!
00:49:49Found her!
00:49:58Alright, that just leaves you with me.
00:50:01Ha, ha, ha.
00:50:09So, Nick, this might be a dumb question, but do you try with your feet?
00:50:14Dumb question.
00:50:16Tonight comes a surprise when I'm actually a paraplegic, which means I'm dead from the balls down.
00:50:22Oh, honey, I don't know gang signs that well.
00:50:26Craig, man, you know I don't understand what you're saying, man.
00:50:30Oh, he wants to know where we're going for our date.
00:50:31Ellie, did you map something out?
00:50:34No, I left it up to them.
00:50:39So, what's on the agenda?
00:50:41We're spontaneous.
00:50:46Ladies, don't be full of our blessings.
00:50:48We can do pretty much anything you can do.
00:50:50Just name it and we're there.
00:50:53Uh, I play sports.
00:50:55Not basketball.
00:50:57How about basketball?
00:51:01A game that requires hand, eye coordination, and running across the court.
00:51:05Good choice.
00:51:06We're gonna be out to them.
00:51:07When we're out of fun.
00:51:07It's a bad romance.
00:51:09I gotta get away.
00:51:26I gotta get away.
00:51:28I gotta get away.
00:51:29I gotta get away.
00:51:36Get away.
00:51:39Time to get away
00:51:42So, Emma, are you enjoying your date?
00:51:45I'm on the least bit. I'm ready to call it off.
00:51:47This is the second date you haven't enjoyed.
00:51:50You're so stuck on Mr. Ivy League.
00:51:53Do you see the mess you fucked me up with?
00:52:02Ladies, let's get ready for people.
00:52:06Emma, can you help me put on my sneakers?
00:52:09Why me? Ask Brie.
00:52:11Because I smell you. You're closer.
00:52:22You need help, right?
00:52:24Unbelievable. You're all pervs.
00:52:27You're going to leave a blind man with a spin-by himself.
00:52:29This thing is so long.
00:52:30Craigie Pooch, are you ready to go?
00:52:36Ellie, you don't know sign language.
00:52:38You don't know what I know.
00:52:40Don't be jealous.
00:52:41Don't be jealous.
00:52:41.
00:53:43Piss break.
00:53:44Us too.
00:53:45Come on, Emma.
00:53:47Let's make an appearance as a couple.
00:53:49Oh, you're a couple?
00:53:51No.
00:53:53Come on.
00:53:53Just real quick.
00:53:54Over the park, through the woods.
00:53:56Nick, ride to the left of me, please.
00:53:59What?
00:54:00I'm not tall enough, smart enough, good-looking enough.
00:54:05You know I'm 6'6 if I stand up, right?
00:54:07Don't let the optical illusion fool you.
00:54:09You're not 6'6.
00:54:11Joe, ain't I 6'6?
00:54:13Hell no, you ain't no 6'6.
00:54:15You're blind.
00:54:16Don't know nothing.
00:54:17Craig.
00:54:21See, Craig said I'm 6'6.
00:54:23Actually, Nick, he said you're, like, 5'8.
00:54:27We know you don't speak sign language.
00:54:28You don't know me.
00:54:30You don't know what I know.
00:54:34You're seriously taking a broadside right now.
00:54:36Nick, I got to do number two.
00:54:38Hurry, take me to the bathroom.
00:54:40I told you I don't help you with that stuff anymore.
00:54:41Come on, man.
00:54:43How much do you really need my help?
00:54:44Craig, take me to the bathroom.
00:54:49Yeah, he said he's not doing you any favors either.
00:54:51Okay.
00:54:51Okay, I'll find my own way to the bathroom.
00:54:54Joe, I can help you to the bathroom.
00:54:56Three, there's some things a man got to do on his own.
00:55:00It's too early in the relationship for you to see how small his dick is.
00:55:03Nick, your peter's been limp for a very long time,
00:55:06so you don't want to mess with me.
00:55:08Hey, below the balls.
00:55:09Dead below the balls, okay?
00:55:11I'll find my own way to the bathroom.
00:55:21Hey, watch this.
00:55:22Who you talking to?
00:55:24Probably the person I'm looking at.
00:55:25You're a little smart ass, ain't you?
00:55:27Probably smarter than your mom?
00:55:29Why you can't even grab me?
00:55:31Oh, boy.
00:55:33Oh, boy.
00:55:34Got to get to the restroom.
00:55:35Take me to the bathroom.
00:55:37What you going to get me?
00:55:39You're unbelievable.
00:55:39Oh, damn punky out here panhandling.
00:55:43Get you a quarter.
00:55:45I don't know how long you've been blind, but this is a new millennium.
00:55:48You can't even buy a breath of fresh air with a quarter.
00:55:51Hey, a dollar.
00:55:53Five dollars, you got a deal.
00:55:55Man, you a con artist.
00:55:57I ain't giving you no five dollars.
00:55:58That's half of my disability check.
00:56:00I ain't giving you directions to buy from.
00:56:01Move your taste of rainbow butt out of my way.
00:56:09Hey, Ari, Ari, I'll help you to the bathroom.
00:56:19Hey, Ari, Ari, I'll help you to the bathroom.
00:56:26Oh, thank you, little man.
00:56:28You ain't so bad, I'm for all.
00:56:32What the fuck?
00:56:35What kind of place is this?
00:56:38Run out of tissue.
00:56:41Find some tissue.
00:56:44Ah!
00:56:46What is that?
00:56:47You have to be ashamed of yourself in the man's bathroom.
00:56:50The man's, this is a women's bathroom.
00:56:52I'm calling the whole league.
00:56:53Freak.
00:56:55All right, what's next on the agenda?
00:56:58Home.
00:56:59Come on, it's still early.
00:57:01Yeah, Emma.
00:57:02I feel like tossing back a few Jager shots.
00:57:06Let's hit the bazaar.
00:57:07No.
00:57:09You're becoming more and more of my ideal man.
00:57:12Are you aware that your man is a blind alcoholic?
00:57:15So funny.
00:57:16I forgot to piss my pants.
00:57:19I'm in hell.
00:57:20Oh, yeah.
00:57:23Craig, you two.
00:57:25I'm so glad I found you.
00:57:33Joey, you're so smooth.
00:57:36Are you sure you're blind?
00:57:38Is that...
00:57:39I'm just using my imagination.
00:57:43Hey.
00:57:44Hey, buddy.
00:57:45Hey, get her whatever she wants.
00:57:46Sure thing.
00:57:48I already have what I want.
00:57:51Just get another martini.
00:57:52On me.
00:57:53I'm fine.
00:57:55What, you too independent of a man buy you a drink?
00:57:57No.
00:57:58I just, uh, choose my drink buyers wisely.
00:58:02You choose your drink buyers wisely?
00:58:04Come on, now you're just being a bitch.
00:58:05Excuse me?
00:58:07Are you in death?
00:58:09Are you in death?
00:58:12This date is officially over.
00:58:15When did this date start?
00:58:17Nothing but Rude Fest this whole time.
00:58:19What, you have a beef with handicapped people?
00:58:20No.
00:58:21No, I don't have a beef against handicapped people.
00:58:24Let me guess.
00:58:25Some of your best friends are handicapped.
00:58:27Yeah, I know people who are handicapped.
00:58:30You know, some people are just luckier than others.
00:58:34And right now, I feel like the lucky one.
00:58:40Who are you?
00:58:42What's wrong with the bartender now?
00:58:43What, you need a timeout?
00:58:45You know what?
00:58:45I'm done.
00:58:46I'm really done.
00:58:48And the only reason I didn't cancel this date earlier was because he felt sorry for you.
00:58:53Sorry for me?
00:58:55You're the one who needs a pity party.
00:58:56I can park wherever I want.
00:58:58I need a cab.
00:59:03Try it if I finish that, right?
00:59:07Is Emma leaving?
00:59:11God, she's ruining my date.
00:59:29Why are you looking at me like that?
00:59:32Like what?
00:59:35Like that.
00:59:38Because, Emma, you were super mean to Nick.
00:59:41He did nothing wrong to you.
00:59:43Nick is like a living pagan creature.
00:59:45He's evil.
00:59:46He is not.
00:59:48I dealt with him.
00:59:50Not you.
00:59:51You know what, Emma?
00:59:52I'm really disappointed in you.
00:59:54You ruined a perfectly good date.
00:59:56Perfect for who?
00:59:58My perfect date was ruined two nights ago by you.
01:00:01The only reason why I didn't cancel the date yesterday was because I felt sorry.
01:00:05You called the guy with the ivy's perfects?
01:00:08Give me a break.
01:00:10My date was good.
01:00:11I liked my date.
01:00:12Emma, you ruin everything.
01:00:15I do not.
01:00:16You ruined my date with Speedo barbecue date.
01:00:20I don't like guys who pump iron 22 hours of the day.
01:00:23And I don't like guys who are cocky and annoying like Nick.
01:00:27You know what I think?
01:00:29I think you're selfish.
01:00:32I've never thought of you that way before.
01:00:36We all canceled one of the dates.
01:00:38I didn't.
01:00:42Well, the rules were put in place for reasons like this.
01:00:46You know what?
01:00:47Maybe this whole finding eternal love thing is just yes.
01:00:52Maybe.
01:00:56All I want is to love and for him to love me back.
01:00:59All I want is to love and for him to love me back.
01:01:35Whoever said there's true love lied.
01:01:40At least I don't fit into the category of finding true love.
01:01:45Why am I so unlucky in love?
01:01:49I've prayed for love.
01:01:52I've begged for love.
01:01:55I even get excited over fortune cookies about love.
01:02:00But nothing ever falls into perspective for me in that four-letter word.
01:02:07My two best friends on this earth don't even understand the passion I have about being in love.
01:02:16I guess it's not for everyone.
01:02:27It breaks my heart to see Emma so depressed.
01:02:33I wish things would turn out differently in her love life.
01:02:38I don't know why she attracts guys who seem to be perfect but end up being so far from her.
01:02:47She's a good catch.
01:02:49She's absolutely cute as a button.
01:02:51Smart, funny.
01:02:53She cares a ton about all the people in her life.
01:02:58Allie and I have to make this right for her.
01:03:05I totally feel like Bri and I should do something about this.
01:03:09I can't stand to see her so down and out.
01:03:12She loves so hard and when things don't work out, the heartbreak is pure pain.
01:03:19I mean, she's been this way since we were young.
01:03:24I remember her getting so disappointed when little Bobby didn't show her the same affection she showed him.
01:03:31We have to break this heartbreak cycle.
01:03:52Cheer up, Gloomy guys.
01:03:53It's a beautiful day.
01:03:57Emma, I wish you didn't feel so down.
01:04:00You're going to find the right one.
01:04:02Yeah, Emma.
01:04:05We all have different tastes in men.
01:04:07A perfect fit for one is a perfect fit for all.
01:04:10We each found men that we like.
01:04:12So, guess what, honey bun?
01:04:15Don't call me that.
01:04:21It should be your lucky day.
01:04:24Oh, my God.
01:04:26Come on.
01:04:27Hi.
01:04:28Hey.
01:04:28How are you?
01:04:29Hi.
01:04:33I missed you.
01:04:35I missed you, too.
01:04:41You lost us.
01:04:47How did you, where did you, how did you?
01:04:50I guess you really are lucky.
01:04:52Yes.
01:05:01Oh, my God.
01:05:05Will you marry me?
01:05:08Yes.
01:05:09Yes.
01:05:10I will.
01:05:11Yes.
01:05:12I think it's a plan of wedding.
01:05:14Yeah, please.
01:05:22Well, look who may be lucky in love after all.
01:05:27When you set out to find the perfect one for you and not the perfect one for all,
01:05:34I guess you do stand a chance of finding true bliss.
01:05:39Or maybe it was just our luck.
01:06:02I just can't get over what a hopeless romantic my best friend is.
01:06:09I love that about her, though.
01:06:13I'm so glad happily ever after worked out for her.
01:06:18For the joy inside my heart.
01:06:20I didn't do so bad, either.
01:06:24I got a fine man who adores me.
01:06:27For the joy inside my heart.
01:06:32It doesn't get any better than that.
01:06:38I can't believe after all the strikeouts in love, Emma finally jumped the broom.
01:06:52I love it.
01:06:54She is so happy.
01:07:02It makes my heart smile.
01:07:09And I was able to get a keeper out of the deal.
01:07:21I think the luck and love thing is threefold.
01:07:44Everybody say joy.
01:07:47Joy.
01:08:11Everybody say joy.
01:08:16Ah, it looks like the fortune was just the luck Emma needed.
01:08:21Look at them all.
01:08:23They're all so happy.
01:08:25They're all so lucky.
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