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00:22Good evening and welcome to the great Indian couple show.
00:32Please, sit down.
00:38Who said I love you?
00:40I'm happy to be here.
00:45Today, every person is making a channel.
00:48You both know.
00:50You can bring someone to a Netflix platform.
00:57You can bring someone to a YouTube channel.
00:59I'm talking about my own.
01:02If you have 4 people,
01:05your mother is different,
01:07your father is different,
01:07your children are different.
01:09I'm talking about you.
01:10I want to talk some.
01:16Well, everybody's interested in the video.
01:18I'm interested in eating so much.
01:21Guys, today I've picked up a bird and a pig.
01:25A pig penis.
01:28His husband's mouth is got closed.
01:29And the pig penis is made so busy.
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01:49and then highlighter, then blush, then lip gloss and in the end you have black eyeliner
01:57and magenta mascara and you have no makeup looks like no makeup looks like
02:05before the 28 things in the mouth, you have 2 inches and you have to look like this
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03:08the problem is that it is a peace, friends.
03:11The life is still alive.
03:14This is a life of four days.
03:16After the baby says,
03:17what is the life of four days?
03:17What is the life of 25 days?
03:19It is a life of four days.
03:24Now, some people make a video of traveling.
03:27Take a look at your bag and take a look.
03:30The world is waiting for you.
03:32There is a comment below.
03:33Take a look,
03:34and take a look.
03:37But the truth is,
03:41the people who are talented,
03:42who are with their own work,
03:42their original content,
03:44and their own channel,
03:45they become a superstar.
03:46Today, our both of them are stars.
03:49They come to their channel.
03:51Please welcome Mr. Samirana
03:54and Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia.
04:13There is noダity in this game.
04:16Don't accept your symbolism.
04:24There is no one hari.
04:31We will stand without any reason.
04:33But the truth is
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05:52I'm not going to go
05:55I'm not going to be coaching
05:58I'm not going to go
05:59Last time Ranveer and Samir were together
06:01Police case was done
06:03So today, you will be together
06:05You will drink coffee or
06:07Anticipatory bail
06:08Have you seen later in the past?
06:14I've had a lot of episodes
06:15I've had a phone call
06:16I've had a phone call
06:19I've had a phone call
06:22I've had a phone call
06:22When my show closed
06:24One day before
06:26I called myself
06:27That I've had something bad
06:28Is it true?
06:32I've said that you've come to see
06:33You're going to go a little
06:35I've had a lot of experience
06:37I'm not going to be an antiriyami
06:41You're famous
06:42But when you're famous, you can't even say anything
06:45What?
06:45What?
06:56What?
07:00What?
07:01What?
07:13What?
07:32What?
07:32Woah
08:01Oh
08:02I thought I was going to leave my house and I was going to leave my house.
08:07After this controversy, do you have to do more shows?
08:11Do you have to do more shows?
08:12Or do you have to do more books?
08:14Do you have to do more?
08:16My phone is very nice, but today I am very difficult to do comedy.
08:20Do you know?
08:26How do you do?
08:28I don't know.
08:28You do not know.
08:28The first call to me was Kapil sir.
08:32But now I don't know if he was a good gauge.
08:34What was your time going on at the time?
08:37The same time went on, all your bad times began.
08:44We were waiting.
08:45So the other.
08:45Some things happened, and I thought…
08:48One year, Kapil sir has also started a tweet.
08:56The other day he also stopped it.
08:58And then the last week was the rest of the two weeks.
09:00I was still told that she didn't even have a puppy.
09:06Yeah, Kapil, you had a year before 2004 or 2005.
09:112007.
09:12As I thought in 2007, this girl was the same thing.
09:15Oh, what?
09:17It's not.
09:17It's not.
09:18It's not.
09:18It's not.
09:19It's not.
09:20It's not.
09:20It's not.
09:21It's not.
09:21It's not.
09:22compliment.
09:25Yeah, it's great.
09:28It's like a breath of fresh air.
09:30First I want to say that their heart is very clean.
09:32That's what people should know.
09:34No, don't you close someone's show and then leave your life.
09:39So, their heart is clean.
09:42In the last year, our friends are very high.
09:46I feel.
10:15It's really funny.
10:25Oh my God.
10:29Oh my God.
10:29Oh my God.
10:31Yes sir.
10:33What was the venue?
10:34What was the venue?
10:35Three times.
10:36People came here and took them off.
10:38They didn't talk about the venue.
10:40Honestly, you have been great inspiration for all of us.
10:44Aap loge ko dekke hi humara man karta hai ki loge ko hasa hai.
10:47Thank you sir.
10:48Thank you brother.
10:51Genuinely a very very big moment for me.
10:54Mera, sachmeh mye bachpan saa aap loge ko dekhta a raha ho.
10:57Like across various shows.
10:58It was always my dream ki ek din mein aap loge ke saath te-vea haun.
11:01Mujhe kabhi nahi laga tha ki aap loge khud OTT pe aajayenge ek din.
11:11I genuinely love you so much Archanam maham.
11:14I love you guys so much.
11:16I love you guys so much.
11:16Peta, bhagwaan ek darwaza agar bandh karta hai toh tash khidkiya ko lta hai.
11:21Tu khid ki dekhne wala bun bas.
11:23Un sab se loge pathal mar da ba he, sir.
11:35Oh
11:47Joe hey upload say see guys genuinely are you are you are a part of my whole childhood man up
11:53connectada
11:54Up and shaker sir up a comedy circus may mujic mahi hara bisho follow
11:59others will be in the village like a bowl
12:00I hear back to bathe got some company
12:10a really sir
12:18मैं आप दोनों की वहत जार इस्पेर करता हूं पर अचना जी की थोड़ी से जावा करता हूं
12:23because he hasn't done zero at zero.
12:34He has to be crazy.
12:36He looks like someone's got to me.
12:42He was batting strong.
12:46But when we went to the police station,
12:49there are many fans of Siddupaji.
12:50This is a lot of fans, sir.
12:52They took their dialogue in the camera.
12:54Take a look, take a look, take a look.
13:05Hey, man!
13:06Hey, man!
13:08Hey, man!
13:08Hey, man!
13:09Hey, man!
13:09Hey, man!
13:10Hey, man!
13:22I thought that I was a cool thing.
13:25Okay.
13:26Over time, I mean, I don't drink beer.
13:30Bicep is still here.
13:32But the name is a little popular.
13:34So we've kept it.
13:35Do you have to take a liquor license for this?
13:37Or do you have to call it?
13:38No, no, no.
13:39It's a liquor license.
13:40When you've seen stand-up,
13:43these are the big jokes of your grandma.
13:51Sorry.
13:58Okay.
14:04Well said.
14:06Well said.
14:06and I have some awareness, like my sister, my sister, my sister attacked me and I was alone at home
14:14and I didn't remember the number of ambulance.
14:17Do you remember me?
14:20Tell me, Arsana, do you remember the number of ambulance?
14:23100 is the only call right now.
14:25That's the police?
14:27I didn't remember, brother, I called 102.
14:30Who came here?
14:31Fire.
14:32Where did the fire go?
14:33I said, fire will look like it in the morning.
14:46Some parents have told me,
14:48I've seen my child's video.
14:50Yes, my parents have told me.
14:58My parents really like the couple show.
15:02It's a real story.
15:03It's a genuine story.
15:05My dad had seen a lot.
15:06He was bed-ridden in his final phase.
15:09But he saw a couple show a lot.
15:11So, wherever he was, he was very happy today.
15:14Thank you brother.
15:14Big, big day.
15:18You are an amazing comedian.
15:21So, who do you think in India is the best stand-up comedian?
15:26Stand up.
15:26In this case,
15:28There is no doubt in India.
15:30I am the best comedian.
15:32India is the world's right here.
15:34Kapil Sharma.
15:35I am a bad bro.
15:40Genuinely,
15:41I don't know how he does it.
15:44I mean,
15:45I don't know how many thousands of episodes you have done, sir.
15:51It is unbelievable.
15:52Like,
15:52It's,
15:53Here is a legend.
15:54You are a legend!
15:56Thank you!
15:56Thank you brother!
15:58Just give you your love and get your confidence.
16:02It's that you do.
16:03Normally, what is happening?
16:04We make the script.
16:05We make the script.
16:06Sometimes the secrets are bad.
16:07People ask them a bit about you.
16:10They ask you those who do.
16:13We are with you.
16:15That is your love.
16:15I am not sure what you're saying.
16:22I am not sure what you're saying.
16:25I am not sure what you're saying.
16:30Yes, please.
16:31How are you in life?
16:33How do you feel that you have been a show with so many years?
16:37What are your perspectives from your perspective?
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16:50वहारा जो शॉक था हमारा वही प्रॉफेशन बन गया हमारा ब्रेण बन गया और साथ में जैम अब रंका रजान
17:00नेट्ट्लिक्स का अब्यूद प्र ने यूज्चश रखत यह बहूत बड़ी ब्लेसिंग अउपरवाले कीकि आपको जो करना अच्छा लगता है हम
17:05तो तब �
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18:12so you can move forward in the conversation
18:15so
18:45but for the last year, I had lost my life.
18:54What happened to you, Bhai?
18:55He's going to the bathroom.
18:56He's going to the bathroom.
18:58He's going to the bathroom.
18:58He's going to the bathroom.
18:59What happened to you?
18:59He's going to the bathroom.
19:30Hi.
19:31Hi.
19:32Hi, hi.
19:34You have washed my hands?
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23:42Thank you so much. Thank you so much, thank you!
23:45If you have something about your pictures, then your audience's...
23:52I think she's fun and curtly comments...
23:54Come and let's see it!
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24:11Hey, Jokey's dunya. Okay, so somebody you do better you do verse a couple Sharma. We are also miss Pat
24:16I you need your comment. They look like a lawyer. Okay, yeah
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24:27Jiska case other serious. I will do not have you okay better
24:39I know I enter my 10th all the beginning of my career my mind was full of ideas but my
24:44heart was full of
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24:48Samurai Shots?
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24:51So,
24:53this is a joke after the day.
24:54This is a joke after the day.
24:55This is a joke after the day.
24:58Dekhae you in the comments.
25:00I think I am very much more.
25:01I think I am very much more.
25:02What?
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25:09Dekhae.
25:11And the other thing.
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26:07है हुआ को दिखाए है है है है है है है है माई रियल पर स्नल्लिटी आउनली कम स्ट्रू इन
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26:16��د नोट अंदव पॉड्कास
26:20और कलो अन्य गलते है उते लैता इसे नुक सॉणतव विकमेश्क कोअज और ग़्यायो महेलैक buss
26:36इस पहले कि मेरे से बाहर निकलता तो अपना काम करके जा चुका था
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27:20I am I am I am on our beach mojo day in the name of Charles
27:25or a PR a very much better inside our beach mojo day Charles Calibur Zorda Talia
27:30I am I am no gay event may have ari mulaqa Thui or Charles Joe
27:39I was hosting the event in the office of Netflix.
27:42It was a brilliant host, Charles.
27:44And the one who did this person, Charles, I would like to tell you something about your
27:52story.
27:53And then, what are your favorite stories?
27:55So, first of all, women's ladies first, right?
27:58Yes.
27:59So, Archan and Madam, the same thing, I love you.
28:03So, my name is Charles Rao and I work for the Blind India for the National Association
28:11for the Blind India, which works from the cradle till the grave for the community.
28:17What do I tell my story?
28:19I am not born blind, from sighted to partially and partially to blindness.
28:24Someone asked me, sir, when do you do comedy?
28:27I said, when I was born, I was a comedy.
28:31And I want to tell you something.
28:33Archan and Madam, I am for you.
28:34Do you know what's the difference between sympathy and empathy?
28:37I have seen the difference.
28:37Today, I was in the show.
28:38I was standing in the platform.
28:40I was standing in the street by the road crossing.
28:42One person came to my own way and went to me and I was on.
28:46I was on.
28:49I was on.
28:50He said, okay, okay.
28:51And I was on.
28:52I said, okay, okay.
28:54And I was on.
28:54I went to the side of the car.
28:56And I left and left.
28:56I was on.
28:57I got to know.
28:57I got to know.
28:58And I left.
29:22I have brought something which is made by my
29:30hand my friend profile so he's beautiful thank you
29:36I have a gift for you, so Charles, I have so much love for you, and you can find a
29:43trip on the trip,
29:45Bali, you can go and go home.
29:48Thank you so much.
29:50Thank you so much.
29:52Thank you so much.
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29:57here we are now calling a stand-up comedian who is all senior and he has
30:04the first season of the indie television on the laughter challenge
30:07his name, he has won his name, he has won his name, so we will all entertain him. Please welcome
30:11Mr. Sunil Paal.
30:52Mr. Sunil Paal, comedy-ka-lal, and the time-kos-a-comedy-ka-an-tak-wa-adhi-boltes.
30:59Mr. Sunil Paal looks like he ran a full of Creative and of all them, there he is.
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31:39You have to see that in the world.
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47:48I disagree but you say that two and yes I can three and do this
47:54I can see who is this one two three
48:08This is airport, 800 rupes.
48:11This is airport, 800 rupes.
48:13This is the pilot that has given me.
48:20It's so much more than the pilot.
48:21It's so much more than the pilot.
48:23It's so much more than the pilot.
48:33Next move.
48:35What do you want to do in comedy is my question.
48:41What do you want to say about this?
48:47Nation wants to know.
48:50Give me a question, big.
48:58What do you want to do in comedy?
48:59Oh my god!
49:00I want to know that,
49:02who has a big value to hear the big value.
49:09So what do you want to do in comedy?
49:12What do you want to do in comedy?
49:15What do you want to do in comedy?
49:18Do you want to tell me something?
49:20Sir, look, I think it depends on how much this is a big one.
49:28If it's a big one, you have to speak it.
49:32But if it's too long, you can try it.
49:37What do you want to say if you don't speak the big one?
49:52This guy is so good.
49:59I want to ask you something.
50:01Your moves are like a cycle, or why are you talking to me?
50:05This is an example that I am giving.
50:07Okay.
50:07I am giving.
50:08I am giving.
50:11You are like a big brother.
50:14You are like a baby.
50:15You are like an athlete.
50:17This is an example.
50:18This is an example.
50:19You are like a chappal.
50:22So all these examples.
50:23You are like this.
50:24You are like this.
50:26Is that comedy?
50:30Is this the comedy?
50:34Is this the comedy?
50:49Is this the comedy?
50:53Is this the comedy?
50:55Is this the news?
50:56Yes.
51:11This is the comedy.
51:13It is the comedy.
51:19I don't know
51:22I don't know
51:25I don't know
51:35It's the public!
51:37It's the public!
51:55Look at me!
51:57Look at me!
51:59I can't see you!
52:33Well, right up here!
52:35If we put a damn-see!
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