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00:00:11Shirley Liner. I'm a junior at Alfred E. Groves High School.
00:00:21This is my babysitting service.
00:00:30The answer is no.
00:00:34Mom doesn't drink. Dad didn't hit me.
00:00:38Uncle Steve never showed me his privates.
00:00:42I don't even have an Uncle Steve.
00:00:47The money's nice, and paid fellatio isn't that much more humiliating than flipping burgers.
00:00:57But that's not why I do it.
00:01:13Maybe we should back up.
00:01:30S. A. T.
00:01:34If you're planning on attending college out of state, the SATs are what you want to worry about.
00:01:42Time allotted to complete the test is three hours and forty-five minutes.
00:01:48Hey, Brenda.
00:01:51Brenda.
00:01:51I'm ignoring you.
00:01:53Your stepbrother keeps looking up here.
00:01:56Dude, I think she's looking at you.
00:02:03I think McDean's ever tried to blow him.
00:02:07It's not incest if he's a stepbrother.
00:02:11What?
00:02:13Brenda knows her sisters are warm.
00:02:16No one's feelings are hurt.
00:02:17There's nobody who sits up along with kids.
00:02:20This is your future.
00:02:22If you want it to be bright, study hard.
00:02:25Everything you do now determines if you get into college.
00:02:28Ahhhh!
00:02:30Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:02:33You're welcome.
00:02:39We're welcome.
00:02:52Matt, you are welcome.
00:02:53I want to be named Dad Oeng.
00:03:00Nnew, let's go first.
00:03:10Come, Mr. Belcher, and come.
00:03:12See, I can't kill as fuck.
00:03:14Maybe the basement.
00:03:33The case almost wrapped up?
00:03:35No.
00:03:36The guy's cousin is, um...
00:03:40He's here!
00:04:09How you been?
00:04:15What's the matter with you?
00:04:21Captain, be he lost to the sea, then?
00:04:24Harry is, I'm afraid.
00:04:26I've seen it in Fiona.
00:04:31Charlie, where do you live again?
00:04:33Southfield?
00:04:34Oh.
00:04:34That's far, isn't it?
00:04:37Oh, God damn it.
00:04:40If Gail wrote her autobiography, you know what it'd be called?
00:04:43Hurry up and wait for me.
00:04:48You want to come upstairs with me?
00:04:55Shirley's here.
00:04:57Oh, great.
00:04:59He's mad because I won't leave him alone.
00:05:02Mikey, what are you going to do if there's an emergency with Adam?
00:05:04How are you going to get him to the hospital?
00:05:06Are you going to drive the car?
00:05:07It'll be the first time.
00:05:10Yeah, exactly.
00:05:11Stop being smart.
00:05:11All right.
00:05:12You'll be good, okay?
00:05:15Mwah!
00:05:17I'll see you in the morning.
00:05:19All right, later, guy, right?
00:05:20All right.
00:05:21All right.
00:05:22All right.
00:05:25All right.
00:05:25All right.
00:05:27Horsefuckers.
00:05:28The emergency numbers are on the fridge.
00:05:31Right.
00:05:31And the restaurant, mm-hmm.
00:05:32Great.
00:05:33Hey, have fun.
00:05:34You too.
00:05:39Nice.
00:05:40Okay, here we go.
00:05:41Okay.
00:05:42Good night.
00:05:42Peace.
00:05:45You're supposed to work.
00:05:53I'll tell you one thing, though.
00:05:55If business keeps going the way it is, I'm going to open up two more restaurants next year.
00:05:59Yeah, one on the east side and one downriver.
00:06:01Keep the camel jockeys from coming up here.
00:06:05Jerry, come on.
00:06:07And when we go corporate, we're going to come to you for the VP spot.
00:06:11Well, I don't know.
00:06:13I mean, I don't think I could be black with just like that.
00:06:15Jesus Christ.
00:06:16It's like a broken record.
00:06:17We have two kids, Jerry.
00:06:19So, well, we got a kid.
00:06:21We got a kid.
00:06:21I'll get you the benefits and all that eventually.
00:06:24Yeah, you have one kid.
00:06:25We have two educations to pay for.
00:06:26All right.
00:06:27So what?
00:06:27They can grow up and go to Michigan and be dead like Mike.
00:06:34When I was your age, I got beaten ahead every 10 minutes.
00:06:38Why do you keep talking every time I'm trying to tell you a story?
00:06:41You ask questions and then you keep talking and talking.
00:06:44All evening.
00:06:46Every day of me life.
00:06:47Shirley.
00:06:49No, he had bleeding.
00:06:50You never listened to me.
00:06:52Now, where was...
00:07:16I don't know.
00:07:16I thought the idea about the restaurant was pretty cool.
00:07:19We should consider it.
00:07:19Think about it.
00:07:22Vice President under Jerry?
00:07:24Yeah.
00:07:26Anyway, the day Jerry goes corporate is the day I joined the circus, so...
00:07:32Gotta put it down, huh?
00:07:34Just had to put it down.
00:07:36You got it great where you are, right?
00:07:40Right?
00:07:49Oh, hey, hey.
00:07:50You see the old locomotors back there?
00:07:52Come on.
00:07:53Come with me.
00:07:53Look at the old trains.
00:07:54Where are you going?
00:07:56They got them all back there like broken toys.
00:08:00The boys are waiting.
00:08:02No, they're not.
00:08:02The boys are sleeping.
00:08:03Come on.
00:08:04Come on.
00:08:05You think Mikey just goes to sleep at 9 o'clock?
00:08:07You put a computer in his room.
00:08:08You know what he's doing?
00:08:09He's online buying heroin.
00:08:11That's what he's doing.
00:08:12That's what he...
00:08:15It's a joke.
00:08:16It's a joke.
00:08:16It's not funny.
00:08:18No, I know it's not funny.
00:08:19But everybody in the program gets to joke about it, but I can't.
00:08:21Okay, Michael, I don't want to fight, okay?
00:08:23Why don't you just say so?
00:08:24Why don't you just...
00:08:24If you're mad at me, just say so.
00:08:25Just say it.
00:08:26It's late.
00:08:28Let's go.
00:08:29Come on.
00:08:29Call me an asshole.
00:08:31It'll make you feel better.
00:08:32I'm telling you, it's step nine.
00:08:33Go ahead.
00:08:37All right, forget it.
00:08:38Go in, go in, go in.
00:08:40I'm an asshole.
00:08:41See, now I feel better.
00:09:04I'm an asshole.
00:09:30Oh, phew!
00:09:34I was just getting some spots off the floor.
00:09:38Wow.
00:09:38What are you doing?
00:09:40It's okay.
00:09:40Don't worry about it.
00:09:41Don't worry.
00:09:48Are you going to answer that?
00:09:50I'm sorry.
00:09:52What, do you think anything to eat?
00:09:53I had a slice.
00:09:56I can stop, you know.
00:09:58No, it's okay.
00:09:59I'm fine.
00:10:01You know what?
00:10:01I need some coffee.
00:10:07I didn't want to send her home.
00:10:09I didn't want to send her home all day.
00:10:38You're not tired.
00:10:41I'm kind of a night owl.
00:10:42I thought at some point I would outgrow it, but...
00:10:45That makes two of us.
00:10:46Oh, yeah?
00:10:49You know, I guess I should pay you extra for cleaning my kitchen, huh?
00:10:55What?
00:10:56What's wrong?
00:10:57Sometimes I do stupid things.
00:11:00Sometimes I do stupid things.
00:11:00I don't know why.
00:11:01That makes two of us.
00:11:05That's...
00:11:11You know, this is how it works.
00:11:25That's good.
00:11:27See that?
00:11:29You see where I'm going with this?
00:11:33No, not really.
00:11:36Now that...
00:11:39Is bad.
00:11:40Oh, that's bad, right.
00:11:41As soon as one thing is out of place, it throws everything else around it out of whack.
00:11:47There's like this...
00:11:49A domino effect or chain reaction.
00:11:54Everything.
00:11:59And everyone.
00:12:01Has it's place.
00:12:02Right.
00:12:05You think I'm a freak?
00:12:06Oh, yeah.
00:12:10No, no, I'm kidding.
00:12:11I'm kidding.
00:12:11I'm kidding.
00:12:12I'm kidding.
00:12:12I want fries!
00:12:40So, um, how'd you meet your wife?
00:12:44What?
00:12:47What?
00:12:49I mean, why?
00:12:51Oh, man.
00:12:57Okay.
00:12:58I met her just outside of, uh...
00:13:01Ann Arbor.
00:13:02There's this bridge with a river underneath it and trade tracks on it.
00:13:05And, uh, it's pitch, pitch black at night.
00:13:11And that's where I know I'm telling you this.
00:13:14Um, and that's where the kids go to get high.
00:13:18Oh.
00:13:20And one night my friend Jerry takes me there.
00:13:22Like how your dinner went tonight?
00:13:23Uh-huh.
00:13:24And we just go there to see what it was like, you know?
00:13:27Sure.
00:13:29Anyway, so we're there and, uh, this little, uh, party girl comes up to me and it turns
00:13:36out to be Gail.
00:13:38And, uh, she was on a shitload of, uh...
00:13:42Anyway, she gives me this long once, twice, thrice over, and then she turns to Jerry and
00:13:49she says, so what else did you bring me?
00:13:58I don't know.
00:13:59You had to be there.
00:13:59I wish I was.
00:14:03Then what?
00:14:06Well, she goes over to her friends and I turn to Jerry and I say, that guy looks like
00:14:11a lot of trouble.
00:14:18It's funny how people change, huh?
00:14:24So you got a boyfriend?
00:14:26No.
00:14:28Why?
00:14:29Why?
00:14:31Come on.
00:14:31You're smart.
00:14:32You're mature.
00:14:33You're definitely unique.
00:14:33You got that.
00:15:07Hey, you want to see something cool?
00:15:11Okay.
00:15:13Okay.
00:15:13I don't know.
00:15:43I don't know.
00:16:13I don't know.
00:16:20Run.
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00:18:06You know what I mean? I have kids and everything, okay?
00:18:19Okay.
00:18:20Hey, wait. Hey, wait.
00:18:25Thanks for watching the kids.
00:18:30Okay.
00:18:36Okay.
00:19:08Bye.
00:19:10Bye.
00:19:17Bye.
00:19:21Bye.
00:19:43HPV, herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea, gonorrhea close-up.
00:19:54Ladies and gentlemen, the numbers show it. The research shows it.
00:20:00Americans want a car. A beautiful automobile that we can sell to them.
00:20:05A car with torque. With horsepower. With how much horsepower?
00:20:11A shitload, George.
00:20:13Yes, Phil. Yes, Phil. Thank you. A shitload of horsepower. Are you with me, Mike?
00:20:19Female version. It's my car. I'll bring it back.
00:20:23You don't even have your license. Are you saying I'm gonna fuck it up?
00:20:26Yes. You seem like a way better driver than you.
00:20:29No, you're not. You trashed Ali's car. And you let your mom turn out of gas that one time.
00:20:34You failed driver's ad like three times. That is because Bruca hated me.
00:20:38No, it's because you're a bad driver. I could get like arrested.
00:20:41Our mom didn't need him. It was carless. Fuck you, fedass.
00:20:44Around and inside the vagina. So he tells me he's only friends with her, but like how come he's thinking
00:20:49of taking her to the dance alone and not like in a group?
00:20:52Christ, Brenda, ask him out already. But girls aren't supposed to ask.
00:20:56Fine. Be alone, stay home, and binge on diet pills and chunky monkey. I'm sick of hearing it every day.
00:21:02Why are you attacking me? Everyone be friends, okay?
00:21:06Yeah. It doesn't matter how many defense or attack powers.
00:21:08No, no. You put it on the table.
00:21:10You, you, like, just like that? Yeah, you know, it could be like the first.
00:21:12Dude, baseball cards is a better game, right? So much easier. So what do you want? You want another brownie?
00:21:17Uh, ice cream. Okay, whatever you want, man. You got good grades, right?
00:21:23There are too many stars in the sky. But I can't go in.
00:21:36Shirley, hi. You come here. That's so cute. Sometimes.
00:21:47I was gonna call you. I hate to ask, but I wonder if you could sit for us Thursday night.
00:21:52I know it's a school night.
00:21:53You know, maybe you could clean my bathroom. I'm kidding. Would Thursday work, do you think?
00:22:03Um...
00:22:24You will want to take particular care not to perforate the duodenum. If you don't know where the duodenum is,
00:22:33you should check your book.
00:22:35A perforated duodenum is no picnic. Now, although the pancreas lies against the liver...
00:22:44What? What's wrong? Nothing.
00:22:46Yes, there is. No, I just had a late night is all.
00:22:50Little brats keep you from your studies?
00:22:53Yeah.
00:22:55Make any money? Mm-hmm.
00:22:57How much?
00:22:59$200.
00:23:00$200?
00:23:02Jesus, Cheryl.
00:23:04Would you suck, Mr. Beltran's cock?
00:23:07Simulate those of the human beings.
00:23:11I can't believe you didn't call me.
00:23:13I called you when I got my period, when I lost my Virginia at camp. I snuck over to your
00:23:17cabin to tell you.
00:23:18Shit, I called you the second I lost my first school.
00:23:21And this isn't some toots, Shirley. This is something happening.
00:23:23Listen to me. Nothing happened. The guy's got a family, kids, a job, I've got college to worry about.
00:23:28I don't need a way to pay for college.
00:23:30Don't even talk that way. If there's one thing in my life I know I should regret.
00:23:34It's a little silly to regret something that never happened. According to you.
00:23:53Just stop. Just stop.
00:23:57Wait.
00:23:59What?
00:24:00Before when I paid you, it was, uh... I mean, I thought it could be, like, uh...
00:24:07I don't know, like, it could be a game or... I don't know what I was thinking. I have no
00:24:13idea what I was thinking.
00:24:14And, uh... I thought maybe you looked a little bit unhappy after I paid you.
00:24:21Yeah.
00:24:22Yeah, well put, shithead.
00:24:25I don't know.
00:24:30I mean, you're not saying anything.
00:24:35I guess I usually don't.
00:24:47This is just how it works.
00:25:05Dude, you can't, you can't tell anybody, man, you can't.
00:25:08Jesus.
00:25:08Don't tell anybody.
00:25:10No, no, I'm serious.
00:25:11Don't, don't even tell Tina, man.
00:25:13Jesus, Tina, what the fuck, Mike?
00:25:16I don't know, she's your wife, I don't know, you know.
00:25:18Believe me, it's a lot I don't tell Tina, all right?
00:25:20And I'm sure it goes both ways.
00:25:22God knows where she's been.
00:25:23I don't even want to, ugh, ignorant bliss and all that.
00:25:27Fuck, man.
00:25:28Well, what do you think a marriage works so well for?
00:25:30I don't know, you know, I would venture
00:25:32to say that you're going through midlife crises, man,
00:25:34but you've always been this stupid.
00:25:35OK, right.
00:25:36So you're the one putting the babysitter,
00:25:37and yet I'm the one going through the midlife.
00:25:40You'd have to be in my position
00:25:41to understand what I'm going through.
00:25:45All right?
00:25:51So this friend of mine wants to know if, well,
00:25:54you know, if you know someone who could babysit for him,
00:25:56and he says he's willing to pay him.
00:26:05Yeah.
00:26:07Yeah, I know someone.
00:26:11Oh!
00:26:13That's hot.
00:26:14That's hot.
00:26:14That's horrible.
00:26:15Oh, creepy.
00:26:16Take her home.
00:26:17Dave, he's going to eat you up.
00:26:24Dave, you're running even more.
00:26:32I was just going to take her home.
00:26:36so what's your favorite subject
00:26:59hey are we going to hell
00:27:03yep i knew it i gotta go
00:27:10so doug is over like every day and i mean i know he's friends with my stepbrother but come on
00:27:14like
00:27:14scott is not that cool right and he's always just like hanging around when i'm watching tv or
00:27:18something so i totally think he likes me totally totally be right back what is that is that new
00:27:24he's a total freak
00:27:28he was wearing a cowboy outfit and he had a mustache
00:27:32was he nice no i need coffee wait miss yeah um
00:27:38i was thinking since i set it up
00:27:45like uh
00:27:48i was thinking i could maybe get some of the money
00:27:53like 40 bucks
00:27:58it just seems fair
00:28:02yeah it is
00:28:0920 percent
00:28:11thanks cheryl
00:28:20oh my god isn't this awesome
00:28:23yeah have fun cleaning up all the poop before your parents get back
00:28:27what it's totally awesome
00:28:31cheryl we gotta go talk to doug
00:28:34okay
00:28:35okay
00:28:38hey
00:28:39hey
00:28:40hey
00:28:41hey
00:28:42hey
00:28:42hey
00:28:42i've got a hookup for some weed
00:28:45you interested
00:28:46it's gonna be sweet
00:28:48um i don't really
00:28:49sure
00:28:51um surely if uh if you need around home litter i can do one too if you need one
00:28:55um
00:28:56because i came with melissa but um
00:28:59yeah maybe yeah
00:29:23i'm gonna puke
00:29:35what's the deal
00:29:36i got calls from two of jerry's friends
00:29:38that's great
00:29:40great
00:29:40it's not great
00:29:42jerry can't keep his mouth shut we're gonna go to jail
00:29:45we're minors
00:29:46a few hours of mandatory counseling we're off clean
00:29:52wives and parents and kids
00:29:54all take care of themselves
00:29:57they'll always believe that their husbands love them
00:30:00their daughters are virgins
00:30:02and their sons aren't making pipe bombs in the basement because it would kill them to believe otherwise
00:30:08they're the ones that make getting away with it so easy
00:30:12both want thursday
00:30:13i got jerry thursday
00:30:14i know
00:30:16can you take one of them
00:30:23still leaves one guy dateless
00:30:25so find someone else to sit
00:30:28jesus miss
00:30:29you know what the pimps say
00:30:30i didn't make her a hoe
00:30:32she was a hoe already
00:30:33oh yeah
00:30:35that's great
00:30:36you heard that where
00:30:37hang on i'm getting more beer
00:30:40well so
00:30:41who's the hoe
00:30:43hmm
00:30:53oh yeah that's brilliant
00:30:59no
00:31:01no
00:31:01no
00:31:02no
00:31:02she would never
00:31:02she doesn't have to
00:31:05but let her make that choice
00:31:08for once in her life
00:31:09let her make a choice about something
00:31:23do you want me to drive?
00:31:25hey
00:31:29you leaving?
00:31:31yeah i'm just waiting for melissa so
00:31:39you called?
00:31:39you want my hoodie?
00:31:40no
00:31:41you sure?
00:31:42thanks
00:31:46uh
00:31:46i'm
00:31:47i'm really sorry about your
00:31:49yeah
00:31:49it's no problem
00:31:56mom
00:32:04it seems like kissing is always better in the cold
00:32:10oops
00:32:12oops
00:32:14uh
00:32:16okay
00:32:16uh
00:32:17night
00:32:18night
00:32:20night
00:32:43she's not a girl
00:32:45it's a girl
00:32:45rebel
00:32:45oh yeah i'm a rebel
00:32:56Oh my God.
00:32:58Oh my God.
00:33:03Oh my God.
00:33:07Uh, Mom said you might have some peroxide.
00:33:17Oh, how was the...
00:33:19I'm fine.
00:33:20There were a lot of people there.
00:33:25Hey, uh, oh, who, Brenda's stepbrother?
00:33:30Scott.
00:33:31Yeah, he called for you the other day.
00:33:33So, are you going together?
00:33:37Going where?
00:33:38Uh, no.
00:33:40Are you too...
00:33:40No.
00:33:41No.
00:33:42No.
00:33:44Because...
00:33:46Ooh, you seem like a...
00:33:48You seem like a nice guy.
00:33:50I mean, cool.
00:33:52He looks...
00:33:53Cool.
00:33:56Tall.
00:33:57Dad, I'm kind of tired right now.
00:34:03So, talk to you tomorrow.
00:34:06Good night.
00:34:08See you tomorrow.
00:34:10No.
00:34:17Like, Whew.
00:34:21Feel the light.
00:34:25You don't have to get down in the middle of your house.
00:34:26Who...
00:34:27Can't they see you tomorrow?
00:34:28Without your own house?
00:34:31Yeah.
00:34:32Uh, balls and tes his leg like that and here it is.
00:34:38To get down in the middle of your wife.
00:34:47do the kids behave where are we friend of mine used to live around here so um do we do
00:34:57we stay
00:34:57in the car or we go on the grass what oh whoa come on come on no games no games
00:35:04please stop
00:35:05what you women i surely said you were one of hers one of her what oh shit
00:35:21oh man i knew this would all go wrong i knew it this didn't happen
00:35:41hey um
00:35:48jesus
00:35:53brenda
00:35:56when you go home i want you to take a picture of yourself
00:36:01because right right now you're perfection
00:36:08and i want you to look at that picture every day and never change
00:36:18um okay
00:36:25we don't have to do anything
00:36:31you could talk i could listen
00:36:33and i think
00:37:00I'm babysitting.
00:37:01Hey.
00:37:05Hello?
00:37:06So how are you doing?
00:37:07I'm babysitting.
00:37:09For who?
00:37:10Look, I'm sort of busy right now.
00:37:13Shirley, since when are you babysitting?
00:37:14Excuse me.
00:37:17I gotta go.
00:37:18Shirley.
00:37:19Shirley, Shirley, Shirley.
00:37:20Ow!
00:37:21You okay?
00:37:22Yeah, I'm fine.
00:37:25Just trip to his clubs.
00:37:27Can we do this?
00:37:28I mean, it's getting late.
00:37:29I'm fine.
00:37:55How long?
00:37:57About a month now.
00:37:59I thought you seemed different lately.
00:38:08You don't have to do anything you don't want to do.
00:38:11It doesn't make it okay what you did.
00:38:14Yeah.
00:38:15Who else?
00:38:19Who else needs a sitter?
00:38:27I'm hot.
00:38:29Like I'm burning a clump.
00:38:31Pushing the arm.
00:38:32Hitting the seconds.
00:38:34Feeding the hours.
00:38:35And I'm counting the red.
00:38:38I got hot.
00:38:40I ain't steering the ship.
00:38:42Trying to kick.
00:38:43Last night, finally.
00:38:45I'm sick of this trip.
00:38:46And I'm reaching the moon.
00:38:50Every day.
00:38:50Hey, Shirley, I would like to order some pussy.
00:38:54You mind not saying that on the phone, Melissa?
00:38:59Uh, I would like to order a babysitter.
00:39:02For which to watch my offspring.
00:39:04That's better.
00:39:06Make sure she's got big dits.
00:39:07Time to trade my clown.
00:39:10Childers are you.
00:39:22Hot pairs.
00:39:24Color my door.
00:39:26Can I stay?
00:39:27Want it some more?
00:39:29Put from a lift and put a nail in the floor.
00:39:34Parties in the mirror
00:39:36Training compound eyes on you
00:39:42No, no, they have this new way of doing division
00:39:45They don't have the, like, you know, the, like, brackets, like when we were a kid
00:39:49They don't do long division anymore
00:39:51And Bailey is the only one in his kindergarten who is up to division
00:39:54So we had to go to this conference with other parents with gifted kids
00:39:58And it was interesting how they taught us to cultivate the little brain
00:40:02But don't they all use calculators now?
00:40:04Bailey's teacher said he doesn't need one
00:40:06The other day we were watching TV and he actually turned to me and said
00:40:10Mommy, I should be studying
00:40:12Can you imagine?
00:40:16He's a baby
00:40:19I saw what you put together on the old Mustang account there
00:40:22Yes, what'd you think?
00:40:25Not exactly your best work
00:40:28Well
00:40:30Well, if you got suggestions
00:40:31Mike, I thought it looked like a rough draft
00:40:34Especially coming from you
00:40:36Is something going on?
00:40:41Nothing's going on
00:40:42Nothing
00:40:43I don't know
00:40:44I thought it was
00:40:45I thought it was good
00:40:46And if you think it needs work
00:40:48Well, then it needs work
00:40:48I mean, what am I gonna do?
00:40:49Did you hear that?
00:40:51What?
00:40:51You made the same babysitter
00:40:52Really?
00:40:53Yeah, surely
00:40:54Well, sometimes Shirley, sometimes the other ones
00:40:56She has a whole bunch of girls working for
00:40:58Really?
00:40:59Show him her
00:40:59Show Michael the card
00:41:06Oh my God, look at that
00:41:07She's very enterprising
00:41:10Hmm
00:41:22You know, I saw the card
00:41:29Yeah
00:41:30Yeah, well, someone's bound to catch on
00:41:45You're right
00:41:47About what?
00:41:49There's so many guys calling now
00:41:50All your wives
00:41:51About him to get suspicious
00:41:54So just call it off
00:41:55You don't need to
00:41:56Do you need to?
00:41:57$200?
00:41:57Look at risk
00:41:58Look at reward
00:42:02Good night
00:42:05Hey
00:42:05Get back in your car
00:42:07Leave me alone
00:42:08Huh?
00:42:09You made those cards?
00:42:10Is that what you wanted to do?
00:42:12I thought this was about us
00:42:13You don't want it anymore
00:42:14Stop it
00:42:15I stood right here
00:42:17You fucking took that money out of your wallet
00:42:19And fucking handed it to me
00:42:21So don't try to make me feel guilty
00:42:22You don't even realize how over your head you are, do you?
00:42:25Fucked up is fine reasons
00:42:25I mean, you're risking everything
00:42:26Teenagers
00:42:28I don't want them
00:42:31Hi, Dad
00:42:32Bye
00:42:37The price is going up
00:42:41$300 from here on out
00:42:43Ah
00:42:43Don't be able to rebuild
00:42:44I don't want them
00:42:47I'm chocolate
00:43:05Don't be able to just as I tried to
00:43:06söyleye hyvin
00:43:06I'll just leave you alone
00:43:06What did you guys believe
00:43:11I would trade me
00:43:12I could berce
00:43:12I campusくださいếx
00:43:12Or
00:43:12Heyump I
00:43:15are you here for a reason or just to like be annoying you like this jacket
00:43:21where'd you get it somerset hmm do you want to borrow it sometime it's probably too big on me
00:43:30they had him in black too dad says no more cash until i get my grades up
00:43:37i could help you get some
00:43:48hi brenda uh i'm busy tonight so is it okay if nadine sits
00:44:00could i get both of you
00:44:27hey what's up where were you at lunch i was chilling with the hats
00:44:31oh um do you have my 20 percent i didn't go what
00:44:43oh jesus he didn't care that's fine
00:44:50you have my 20 percent we can help you with the matter shut up
00:44:57why should i pay you anything i fuck the guy this is how it works nadine i arrange the appointments
00:45:03i make sure everything is cool i get a percentage of what you make
00:45:14it's 60
00:45:24so should i add you to the roster are you just a one-timer i'll do it again
00:45:30okay okay you'll miss your boss
00:45:40hello george it's nadine i'm sure you remember me
00:45:44yeah a couple of friends of mine want to get into babysitting i actually have something arranged with
00:45:49shirley george shirley's friends aren't like these girls and george let's keep this between us
00:45:58oh watch your head sorry oh god
00:46:08slow it slow down okay
00:46:28I only got two calls last week.
00:46:31I'm telling you, it's fucking Nadine.
00:46:36Brenda?
00:46:38Hey.
00:46:39Come here.
00:46:43What's up?
00:46:46Is Nadine doing business on the side?
00:46:49No.
00:46:50I don't know.
00:46:52You're sure?
00:46:52I don't think so.
00:46:54Can you find out?
00:46:55How?
00:46:57Just look around at home.
00:46:59Can you do that?
00:47:00Yeah, yeah, no problem.
00:47:04Thanks.
00:47:09She's lying.
00:47:10She's lying.
00:47:21No extra money or phone numbers?
00:47:24No, nothing like that.
00:47:27Okay, well, what about our locker?
00:47:29Locker?
00:47:31Um, I don't think, no.
00:47:34You looked?
00:47:35I saw her in there the other day.
00:47:38Okay.
00:47:39Thanks, Brenda.
00:47:42You okay?
00:47:43Uh-huh.
00:47:43Are you sure?
00:48:05What the hell are you doing?
00:48:07Just that guard.
00:48:08We'll take a full while.
00:48:09We're wasting time.
00:48:11Shirley, come on, Shirley.
00:48:13I told you we should have called Jerry.
00:48:16Shirley.
00:48:19Hey, I told you.
00:48:21This is breaking that drink.
00:48:21Come on, let's get the hell out of here.
00:48:23We're already here.
00:48:24Nothing's broken.
00:48:25Yeah, well, it's not right, okay?
00:48:26It's just not right.
00:48:27Michael's having a moral crisis.
00:48:38I told you you had the combination.
00:48:39What are you doing?
00:48:44Careful, man.
00:48:58Fuck!
00:48:59Fuck!
00:49:00Fucking, Brenda!
00:49:01Fucking sister!
00:49:02Okay, that's it.
00:49:02Let's go.
00:49:03Come on, let's go.
00:49:03Let's get out of here.
00:49:03I can't leave it like this.
00:49:04They'll ask me to do a trash-her-locker.
00:49:06She'll point to us.
00:49:07Yeah, we can't fix this, okay?
00:49:08She's obviously insane.
00:49:09She's gonna...
00:49:09Screw you, pervert.
00:49:10Hey, you need help.
00:49:11Grunt up.
00:49:12Bite me.
00:49:12Everyone stay cool.
00:49:42Look in your face.
00:49:43I bet you know beat-racky hasn't had today.
00:49:45Go!
00:49:52Money out of money out of here today.
00:49:56I got enough it to see.
00:49:57I'm ready to play.
00:49:58I got my, got my, got my, got my record in here.
00:50:00I'm not beating you up.
00:50:01I'm not beating you up.
00:50:01I'm getting ready.
00:50:02There's a look in your face.
00:50:03I bet you know beat-racky hasn't had today.
00:50:05Go!
00:50:24Shirley!
00:50:51Hey, I'm sorry. I had a real glazed.
00:50:54I called every hospital, every police station.
00:50:57Neil, I'm sorry. I was in a conference.
00:51:00I couldn't hear the phone. I didn't want to call you and wake up the kids. Come on.
00:51:03Michael, I'm only going to ask you this once. Were you...
00:51:11No.
00:51:19Next time, you call me.
00:51:24Okay, okay, I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
00:51:35Attention all students. There will be a mandatory assembly at 11.15 in the auditorium.
00:51:41Attendance will be taken.
00:51:48You do not steal my clients.
00:51:51You do not take money out of my pocket.
00:51:54And you do not walk around in $1,200 worth of shit, assuming no one's going to notice.
00:52:00And everyone gives me a cut.
00:52:05You fuck no one, not even your prom date, without my say-so.
00:52:12I would hope after today, no one here would doubt how serious I am.
00:52:19You're missing the assembly.
00:52:37Shirley Liner, you could use a vacation.
00:52:41Yeah?
00:52:43Well, actually, I was thinking.
00:52:46More like a working vacation.
00:52:48Gary's got a place up north.
00:52:54What are those?
00:52:55Permission slips.
00:52:57Hey, dude, don't forget to feed the fish, all right?
00:53:00Yeah, nice. That's nice.
00:53:02These ridiculous company retreats.
00:53:04I'm sorry.
00:53:04Trying to teach us teamwork.
00:53:05Blindfulness.
00:53:06We're just trying to have a good time.
00:53:07It could be fun.
00:53:08All right.
00:53:11I'll see you.
00:53:12I'll see you Sunday, okay?
00:53:14I don't get a kiss?
00:53:16I love you.
00:53:18Okay.
00:53:28Hey, you wanna get something to eat?
00:53:31What time is it?
00:53:31Oh, it's dinner time!
00:53:39Red Tandy says a lot.
00:53:42Red Tandy likes it hard.
00:53:46Seriously?
00:53:48What are you doing?
00:53:50Hey, Jerry.
00:53:51You kill all these animals?
00:53:54I'm straight.
00:53:59Oh, no, no.
00:54:01What's rape?
00:54:02Wow.
00:54:02You're sick.
00:54:05Please, please, please, please.
00:54:06Please, please, please, please, please.
00:54:06I'm allergic to fire.
00:54:08I'm allergic to fire.
00:54:12Hi.
00:54:15You nervous?
00:54:17I can't even.
00:54:18Hmm.
00:54:21Aah.
00:54:52There's a lot, it's crazy, it's an awesome world.
00:55:07Hey.
00:55:09Get up.
00:55:10Hey.
00:55:14Take one of those.
00:55:16Medicine.
00:55:22What is it?
00:55:23All that spill looks like you pee your pants.
00:55:28You ever, uh, you ever take a turn with any of the other girls?
00:55:39You know who's really, really special?
00:55:45Brenda.
00:55:48Every time I get her, I leave a little extra on the tip.
00:55:52Cause...
00:55:53It's not like she does anything.
00:55:59Particularly...
00:55:59wild.
00:56:01Nothing I can put my...
00:56:04pinpoint on.
00:56:07Hey.
00:56:09It's more like...
00:56:13You know, she's just so young and dumb.
00:56:16She has no idea what she gets from us.
00:56:18She just has no idea.
00:56:21And one day she's gonna look back and say,
00:56:23wow, that was...
00:56:26That's really something special.
00:56:29That was something special, man.
00:56:31I don't know.
00:56:34I don't know.
00:56:37I don't know.
00:56:38I don't know.
00:56:39I don't know.
00:56:41I don't know.
00:56:41I don't know.
00:56:42Jesus Christ.
00:56:45Ah, did you?
00:56:47I don't know.
00:56:49What are you doing?
00:56:50I don't know.
00:56:52Luke.
00:56:53Come on, baby.
00:56:56You know what I'm saying?
00:56:57Mm-hmm.
00:56:58Stupid old people think X makes you horny.
00:57:03You're scared.
00:57:05You're scared.
00:57:08It's like luminescent.
00:57:09It's so...
00:57:10Oh, gosh.
00:57:13Oh!
00:57:15Oh!
00:57:18Oh!
00:57:19Toledo.
00:57:28Oh.
00:57:29Much to love, man.
00:57:31Yeh-yeh!
00:57:34Mmm- откры insanlar
00:57:34I've seen my whole life, seen all the signs
00:57:37I've walked and ran across and tried to put it back
00:57:40No one I've ever met would've never called me a friend
00:57:45Cause I've never stayed right at the window, man
00:57:47I don't feed myself, baby
00:57:52I don't feed myself, baby
00:57:53I don't feed myself, baby
00:57:54I don't feed myself, baby
00:57:58I don't feed myself, baby
00:58:01Come on, come on
00:58:03Come on
00:58:05Like what do you do, little
00:58:08People hold it
00:58:11Look, it doesn't matter
00:58:13I know
00:58:15How do you sew?
00:58:24You hang on, again
00:58:26You can't get tired
00:58:28Like, I'm out
00:58:29I don't know.
00:59:01No, Michael, I'll try.
00:59:15Do you have any water?
00:59:30Hey, come here.
00:59:31Yeah, get away.
00:59:39I'm in here.
00:59:41Brenda, are you okay?
00:59:43Yeah.
00:59:44Can I come in?
00:59:47Just a second.
00:59:51Oh, there.
00:59:52Sorry.
00:59:53What's wrong?
00:59:53I want to stop.
00:59:56Oh, what?
00:59:57Did you take too much?
00:59:59I don't know.
01:00:00Not a lot.
01:00:01Okay.
01:00:02Well, come over here.
01:00:05I'll try and talk you down.
01:00:07I used to be really good at that.
01:00:08Yeah?
01:00:09Yeah.
01:00:09Just what you want to do is be really sweaty.
01:00:14Just don't look at me.
01:00:18Look at you.
01:00:18Look at you right in the eyes.
01:00:20Just focus on your eyes.
01:00:24What's the matter?
01:00:29What's the matter?
01:00:30I don't like looking at myself.
01:00:33What are you talking about?
01:00:36Look at that face.
01:00:39Oh, my God.
01:00:41Look at those eyes.
01:00:44Beautiful, beautiful eyes.
01:00:47They're green with little specks of blue.
01:00:51Chira, stop.
01:00:53I can't help it.
01:01:13Guys, it's time to go to bed, all right?
01:01:15Shh.
01:01:16Guys, come on.
01:01:17Come on, you guys.
01:01:18Don't touch me, all right?
01:01:19Just don't touch me.
01:01:21Come on, guys.
01:01:22Let's go to bed, all right?
01:01:22My door.
01:01:23My door.
01:01:23My door.
01:01:24My door.
01:01:25My door.
01:01:25Shut up.
01:01:26Shut up.
01:01:27My door.
01:01:27My door.
01:01:27Shut up.
01:01:29My door.
01:01:29My door.
01:01:30No, I got to get out of here.
01:01:31I got to get out of here.
01:01:32I got to get out of here.
01:01:32I got to get out of here.
01:01:32My door.
01:01:33My door.
01:01:34My door.
01:01:35My door.
01:01:35My door.
01:01:36My door.
01:01:38Scott.
01:01:43Brenda, what is going on?
01:01:44You're trying to open it?
01:01:46Well, what is it?
01:01:46Go.
01:01:48Go.
01:01:54Brenda.
01:01:55Who's stealing the door?
01:01:58She's babysitting.
01:01:59Can she call me hysterical?
01:02:01Should I call your mom?
01:02:03No.
01:02:15I'm sorry.
01:02:16What happened?
01:02:17I can't.
01:02:18It's okay.
01:02:19This isn't me.
01:02:21I'm not.
01:02:22Brenda, calm down.
01:02:23I can't do it anymore.
01:02:24I go out for you and I do these things with strangers
01:02:27and then I get home and I gotta wash the stuff out of my hair
01:02:29before my parents.
01:02:30Shh.
01:02:30I can't do it anymore.
01:02:31Listen to me, Brenda.
01:02:33You want out?
01:02:34You are out.
01:02:36But be quiet.
01:02:37What's going on?
01:02:41Family problems.
01:02:43Yeah, no shit.
01:02:45I gotta go.
01:03:05I got in.
01:03:08I graduate a year early.
01:03:10I'm done in June.
01:03:11So you're leaving me?
01:03:12You can't let Brenda go.
01:03:15She'll tell everyone.
01:03:18You're getting scared all of a sudden,
01:03:19afraid the Ivy League doesn't take hookers?
01:03:21She's not going to turn herself in if she's still in the club.
01:03:24Don't blow this, Shirley.
01:03:26We've worked too hard.
01:03:31Go home.
01:03:34You have a test tomorrow.
01:03:47Yeah.
01:03:50Get away.
01:03:51Get away.
01:03:51Don't hurt him.
01:03:52Don't hurt him.
01:03:52Get away.
01:03:52Get away.
01:03:53Get away.
01:03:53Get away.
01:03:54I think you're going to go through the club.
01:03:56Don't listen to me.
01:03:57You can call your sister.
01:03:58Just shut the fuck up.
01:03:59Or are we going to fuck her up?
01:04:01I'm cold.
01:04:01Leave her the fuck alone.
01:04:02Oh, God!
01:04:03Fuck!
01:04:09Oh, my God.
01:04:10Oh, my God.
01:04:11What happened?
01:04:12With who?
01:04:13Nothing happened.
01:04:13Scott, who did it?
01:04:14Nothing happened.
01:04:16Did you see my thing again?
01:04:41What did you do?
01:04:42What's your problem?
01:04:43Don't talk to me like I'm a fucking idiot.
01:04:45You're losing it.
01:04:45I told you to leave Brenda alone.
01:04:47I ain't go near Brenda.
01:04:51I did it for you.
01:04:52I did it so you can keep this thing going.
01:04:55A few months from now, I'm gone.
01:04:56Who's going to back you up?
01:04:59You're in control.
01:05:01I'm out of you, I'm not.
01:05:02This is always your game, Shirley.
01:05:04I was just here to play.
01:05:18Hey, what are you doing, Homer?
01:05:21Mikey's principal called.
01:05:23Mikey told his teacher to F off.
01:05:26What are you doing, Homer?
01:05:28It's not funny.
01:05:29No, I know, I know.
01:05:29Your son is laughing at him already.
01:05:31He's not even 12.
01:05:33I can't believe it.
01:05:34Why are you home now?
01:05:36Well, I got taken off the Mustang account.
01:05:41You got fired?
01:05:42No, I didn't get fired.
01:05:43They just moved me to an account
01:05:44that's a little less high profile, that's all.
01:05:46So, in other words, a demotion?
01:05:48No, it's not a demotion.
01:05:49George just thinks I'm better suited
01:05:51for something that's a little less...
01:05:52Well, did you tell him
01:05:53how you did that going on with the kids?
01:05:55Just stop it, okay?
01:05:55Just stop it, all right?
01:05:56You've been working as hard as you can,
01:05:57and you'll work harder if you have to.
01:05:58I'm a grown man, and I can argue my own points,
01:06:00and I argued it, okay?
01:06:01And that's the way it is,
01:06:02so let's just let it go.
01:06:03It's everything we're working for.
01:06:03All right, how much do you want?
01:06:04How much do you want?
01:06:05How much is gonna make you happy?
01:06:06We have it.
01:06:08All right?
01:06:08How much security do you need?
01:06:10Oh, my God.
01:06:10What?
01:06:11I can't have this talk with you right now.
01:06:13I'm sorry.
01:06:15I can't have...
01:06:16That's right, that's right.
01:06:17Just walk away every single time.
01:06:19Every single time.
01:06:20If you have a problem with me, tell me.
01:06:22If I'm doing something wrong, just tell me.
01:06:25I shouldn't have to tell you
01:06:26if you've done something wrong.
01:06:27I'm not your conscience.
01:06:30Why don't you go upstairs and talk to your son?
01:06:34I'm gonna go to the Friday meeting.
01:06:36What do you mean?
01:06:37You're going to the Friday?
01:06:38We have plans.
01:06:39Yeah, well, plans change.
01:06:51Hey, champ.
01:06:56Okay.
01:06:58So what was the name of that teacher, huh?
01:07:00I just love that.
01:07:04Well, dude, you can't go around effing people.
01:07:06I already heard it from Mom.
01:07:09I know how you feel, man.
01:07:10I know how you feel.
01:07:10I get angry, too.
01:07:11I get angry with my boss
01:07:12because he never listens to me,
01:07:14and he has all these silly rules
01:07:15that he likes to enforce
01:07:17just because he likes to tell people what to do, you know?
01:07:21Why?
01:07:29I should just tell him to go fuck off.
01:07:32Right?
01:07:33I should tell him to go fuck himself.
01:07:35That's what I should do.
01:07:36Hey.
01:07:37Hey, are you hungry?
01:07:39Yeah.
01:07:39How does a large pizza sound to you, huh?
01:07:40Okay.
01:07:41Okay, you know where the number is, right?
01:07:42Uh, yeah, it's in the big jar.
01:07:44That's right.
01:07:44And get two large pies,
01:07:45no olives in case I want some,
01:07:46and ask Adam what he wants.
01:07:47And don't forget to tip the guy.
01:07:49Oh, where are you going?
01:07:52Oh, dude.
01:07:54You don't mind taking care of Adam for me?
01:07:56Not at all.
01:07:57Thank you, man.
01:07:58And remember, no olives.
01:08:01And this, this is for you.
01:08:08What?
01:08:09You've had this appointment for weeks.
01:08:12I'm totally sorry, Shirley,
01:08:13but my dad says if I fail this test,
01:08:15I can't go to Cancun this summer.
01:08:18Can't you find somebody else?
01:08:19Are you kidding?
01:08:21Look, I'm sorry, okay?
01:08:22I just can't do it.
01:08:26What was that?
01:08:28My life.
01:08:30I'll talk to you later.
01:08:35She has it coming, Brenda.
01:08:37Wow.
01:08:48Doesn't this part come later?
01:08:51Gail canceled my date.
01:08:53Wow.
01:08:54Yeah.
01:09:07Yeah.
01:09:12Yeah, I just wanted to say that I'm sorry about,
01:09:14about the pills and the way that whole thing just...
01:09:22But, Gail, you know, Gail and I just, we're not...
01:09:26Gail and I, I don't think we're gonna...
01:09:27Please don't say it.
01:09:30I mean...
01:09:32Yeah, we're awful people.
01:09:35We probably deserve each other.
01:09:39But it's just something to be nostalgic about later.
01:09:47You know, I've been full of shit for most of my life.
01:09:51But some of the stuff that comes out of your mouth is just so...
01:09:54What do you expect's gonna happen?
01:09:55I don't know.
01:09:56I've never...
01:09:56We're gonna run away together?
01:09:58Just fuck you to everyone who...
01:10:01I can't go back, I just...
01:10:11I can't be part of my secret life anymore, do you understand?
01:10:14I need you.
01:10:15I need you my every piece of my life.
01:10:17I need you every minute of it.
01:10:19I deserve it.
01:10:28Why do you have to do this?
01:10:29Why can't you just leave it alone?
01:10:32I'm gonna pay you.
01:10:33Is that what you want?
01:10:33You want me to pay you?
01:10:34Is that all this is to you?
01:10:36I'll pay you to listen to me.
01:10:37I'll pay you to be with me.
01:10:38I'll pay you to love me.
01:10:40You want me to pay you?
01:10:40Just...
01:10:41I don't want this between us anymore.
01:10:43You understand?
01:10:44I don't need that anymore.
01:10:45Just tell me I can get you back.
01:10:48Tell me I can get every piece of you.
01:10:52It's too late.
01:10:55Who's up here?
01:11:04Do you know this is private property?
01:11:06No, I'm sorry.
01:11:06I didn't know.
01:11:08What are you doing up here?
01:11:10I just like trains.
01:11:12I was just looking around.
01:11:15Anyone else here with you?
01:11:18No.
01:11:18You sure?
01:11:21Yeah, I'm...
01:11:22Just there's no one.
01:11:23I just like trains.
01:11:24That's...
01:11:24So I came to walk around.
01:11:26That's all.
01:11:29It's time for you to go.
01:11:30Yes, sir.
01:11:58Yes, sir.
01:12:10Hey, who's up here.
01:12:11I can take off to the park.
01:12:11I can't see.
01:12:13Okay.
01:12:22Now...
01:12:22I'm going to walk around.
01:12:22And run around.
01:12:27I'm going to wander around.
01:12:27Yeah, I'm going to walk around.
01:12:37Come on, get down there.
01:12:40Stay down.
01:12:42Stay down.
01:12:48Hello?
01:12:50It's Shirley.
01:12:52Is Brenda there?
01:12:56She can't come to the phone.
01:13:01Well, then can I talk to Nadine?
01:13:04She's busy.
01:13:06Scott, just put her on the phone.
01:13:09She's babysitting.
01:13:16I'm trying not to hold anything against you.
01:13:20Please don't call here again.
01:13:36What the fuck?
01:13:37What the fuck?
01:13:38What the fuck?
01:13:38What the fuck are you doing?
01:13:41Hello?
01:13:43Nadine did it again.
01:13:47She's taking business behind my back.
01:13:49She's fucking coming right now.
01:13:51I know where she goes.
01:13:54Where are you?
01:14:00There, turn.
01:14:12You owe me for this bullshit, Shirley.
01:14:14You owe me big time.
01:14:20Hey, what are you...
01:14:21Hey!
01:14:22Hey!
01:14:22Hey!
01:14:23Hey, what are you telling me?
01:14:25Shut the fuck up.
01:14:27Come here, быстрее!
01:14:30Please!
01:14:32Please!
01:14:34What can I do?
01:14:35What can I do?
01:14:36I can't control you!
01:14:38What the hell?
01:14:42execute death
01:14:43completely
01:14:43Stay alive...
01:14:50Oh, my God.
01:15:33You had it, you had it coming, you had it coming, you had it coming.
01:15:49You had it coming.
01:16:09You had it coming.
01:16:22We all lead secret lives, even if only in our heads.
01:16:36I guess the question is why.
01:16:44Aren't there easier ways to pinch myself awake?
01:16:57I'm not asking forgiveness for the things I've done.
01:17:01My sins are mine to live with.
01:17:03Hi.
01:17:04How are you doing, guys?
01:17:06Hi.
01:17:07Hello.
01:17:08How are you?
01:17:09How are you?
01:17:10How are you doing?
01:17:11I'm good.
01:17:12Good, good.
01:17:25I guess it was just one of those moments.
01:17:31A unique detail in an otherwise ordinary life.
01:17:39How are you doing?
01:17:40I'm good.
01:17:50How are you doing?
01:17:52How are you doing?
01:17:56You
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