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Oops, I Married My Bestie's Brother
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00:00:21Hey birthday girl, my brother said you missed your date with him last night, what happened?
00:00:40Oh my god, who the fuck did I marry?
00:01:00Get in, get in, get in, get in, get in, get in the car, oh my god, oh my god,
00:01:03oh hi, I missed you.
00:01:06Yes, okay, seatbelt, buckle up, buckle up.
00:01:12You have a lot of explaining to do.
00:01:16Your new car smells really good, by the way, and so familiar.
00:01:20Ugh, it's my older brother's car, mine is in the shop.
00:01:23I didn't realize you had another brother.
00:01:25Wish I didn't.
00:01:26But let's talk about how you blew off my other brother, Pierce.
00:01:37Seriously, Elle, what happened?
00:01:38How am I supposed to tell her that I got married in Vegas last night to someone I don't even
00:01:42know?
00:01:45Are you just totally freaking out because all of our friends are married, Elle?
00:01:49You are going to die alone if you don't put yourself out there.
00:01:52Kennedy has no idea just how much I put myself out there last night.
00:01:58I'm staging an intervention.
00:02:00Elle, you are behind on your rent.
00:02:02You are always begging your clients to pay you on time.
00:02:05I am not going to let you struggle.
00:02:07You are my...
00:02:08Hey, look at me.
00:02:08Look at me.
00:02:09You are my best friend.
00:02:11Got it?
00:02:12Yeah.
00:02:12Besides, the guest house is empty ever since Pierce moved out.
00:02:15It is very modest, though.
00:02:18Sorry in advance.
00:02:20Oh!
00:02:21Here we are.
00:02:22I'm gonna puke.
00:02:23Window.
00:02:24Window.
00:02:35I'm...
00:02:37This is modest?
00:02:40You should see the Aspen house.
00:02:46Here are my brother's keys.
00:02:50Ah, looks like you got company, sir.
00:02:57Go around the block, Sven.
00:02:59Go.
00:03:00Now.
00:03:06Who's that?
00:03:07That is Pierce's manager.
00:03:08And an emotionless psycho.
00:03:11You want to avoid him like the plague.
00:03:14Great.
00:03:15God.
00:03:16Why do you even need to marry Rich?
00:03:17This is where you grew up.
00:03:19Yes, but now I can spend Floyd's money and not my mom's.
00:03:22And that is my contribution to feminism.
00:03:25Ooh.
00:03:25It's life.
00:03:27Shall we?
00:03:28Yeah, sure.
00:03:32Here it is.
00:03:34The guest house.
00:03:37Welcome home, Elle.
00:03:39I love it.
00:03:46I just want the best for you.
00:03:47No one should feel alone.
00:03:50Especially not at your age.
00:03:52The love of your life is on his way.
00:03:54I can feel it.
00:03:57Come to Pierce's show tonight and then we can reschedule your date.
00:04:02I know, girl. I'm speechless too.
00:04:04No.
00:04:05I can't actually go on a date with your brother.
00:04:09Why not?
00:04:12Because...
00:04:15Because I'm married.
00:04:20Because I'm married.
00:04:22What?
00:04:24What do you mean who?
00:04:25What?
00:04:26Where?
00:04:27Who?
00:04:27Who is he?
00:04:29Is that him?
00:04:30Is that him?
00:04:31Show me.
00:04:31Show me to me.
00:04:32Please, Elle.
00:04:35Holy...
00:04:37Shit.
00:04:39Is he a 15 carats boutique?
00:04:41You know that place's starting price is like $50,000?
00:04:44$50,000?
00:04:46No!
00:04:47I can't.
00:04:48I have to tell him to get something less expensive.
00:04:50To get something smaller.
00:04:51I'm sorry, wait.
00:04:52Are you serious?
00:04:53You're actually considering staying with this guy?
00:04:55He is clearly sending you photos of rings to love bomb you.
00:04:58I'll handle this.
00:04:59Infinity, don't.
00:05:01Yes, I want the biggest rock they have.
00:05:03That is right, Mr. C.
00:05:05The biggest.
00:05:06And spare no expense.
00:05:09Do not send that.
00:05:11Do not.
00:05:12Do not.
00:05:14Do not.
00:05:15Take it!
00:05:15Oh, my God.
00:05:17Too late.
00:05:17If this guy is going to twirl you around his finger like some idiot bimbo fun,
00:05:22he has no idea who he is dealing with.
00:05:25You better just hope he's not with the cartel.
00:05:30And spare no expense.
00:05:34Why would they be together?
00:05:36Is that the lucky lady?
00:05:38No.
00:05:39Definitely not.
00:05:40Oh, well.
00:05:41How lucky is she that she gets a friend with such great taste?
00:05:45Yeah.
00:05:46How nice.
00:05:46Mmm.
00:05:48Is everything okay, sir?
00:05:49You idiot!
00:05:51Out of all people, you married Kennedy's best friend?
00:06:00Take this one.
00:06:01What would you like the card to say?
00:06:062L.
00:06:07From Mr. C.
00:06:12Okay, well.
00:06:14I am going to go get a facial, and you can help yourself to some Thai food.
00:06:17It's in the main house, back entrance.
00:06:19Doors always open.
00:06:20I know how you like that.
00:06:22Peanut sauce, girl.
00:06:23I love you.
00:06:24Love you.
00:06:25Hello?
00:06:27I need a nap.
00:06:32Renovations on your new house still ongoing, sir?
00:06:34Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:06:34So go to the Mulholland house for now.
00:06:36As long as Kennedy isn't there.
00:06:37Maid said she left 10 minutes ago.
00:06:39Okay, good.
00:06:39Go, go.
00:06:55I can't believe I'm married.
00:06:58And who knows if I'll ever even see him again.
00:07:14Hi, Katie.
00:07:15Hi, sir.
00:07:16Okay, I have to schedule a really important dinner.
00:07:18This gift is for her.
00:07:20Do you think you can look after it while I make some phone calls?
00:07:23You never have someone special.
00:07:25Of course.
00:07:26I'll put it right here until you're ready.
00:07:43I need...
00:07:55Oh, no.
00:07:57How did...
00:07:59How did he know where I am?
00:08:01Call the cops.
00:08:03Call the cops.
00:08:04Call the cops.
00:08:04Call the cops.
00:08:05Hi.
00:08:06Night one one.
00:08:06What's your emergency?
00:08:07Could you send an officer to 1900 Mulholland Drive, please?
00:08:11I got...
00:08:12I have a stalker, and I have reason to believe that they set foot on the premises.
00:08:18Please hurry, quick, quick.
00:08:20Okay.
00:08:21Okay, breathe.
00:08:22Just calm down.
00:08:23Help.
00:08:26Who?
00:08:28Who called the cops?
00:08:31Oh, you're fine.
00:08:32You're fine.
00:08:34You're fine, you're fine, you're fine, you're fine.
00:08:35It won't!
00:08:36What are you doing here?
00:08:42Oh, my God, it is you.
00:08:48Oh, my God, it is you.
00:08:52David!
00:08:53Al, Al, what are you doing?
00:08:54Calm down.
00:08:55Put down the lamp.
00:08:56You followed me here from Vegas.
00:08:59You're a creep.
00:09:00I didn't follow you.
00:09:01Dude, I live here.
00:09:02No, you don't.
00:09:02This is Kennedy's family home.
00:09:04Okay, then what are you doing here?
00:09:05I'm staying in the guest house.
00:09:07Don't you dare try to tell me this is not Kennedy's family home.
00:09:10Okay, it is.
00:09:11It is.
00:09:12I'm...
00:09:13I am...
00:09:15her brother's manager.
00:09:17You...
00:09:18That is Pierce's manager and an emotionless psycho.
00:09:22Oh.
00:09:23You manage Pierce Chamberlain, the musician?
00:09:27Yes!
00:09:28For like four or five years now, give or take.
00:09:30Okay, I'm staying here while my house is being renovated.
00:09:37So you're not a stalker?
00:09:40No.
00:09:42Yeah, good.
00:09:43Disarm your lamp.
00:09:45I'm disarming.
00:09:47Okay.
00:09:48Can we rewind here a little bit?
00:09:50So, okay.
00:09:52We're...
00:09:52Both living here.
00:09:55Yeah.
00:09:56Yep.
00:09:57Yep.
00:09:57And I clearly made a mistake.
00:10:00So I'm gonna...
00:10:03LAPD.
00:10:05Hello?
00:10:12LAPD.
00:10:13Why?
00:10:14Well, I thought you were stuck at me.
00:10:16Oh, God, I'm not.
00:10:17Okay, I brought the ring here because I live here.
00:10:19Well, I know that now.
00:10:20Hello?
00:10:23I'm coming, officer.
00:10:25Just...
00:10:28What?
00:10:29Good afternoon, officer.
00:10:31We received a call about an intruder on the premises.
00:10:33Are you the one who called it in?
00:10:35Yeah.
00:10:36Yeah, that's a funny story, actually.
00:10:38This is a huge misunderstanding, so we are actually fine.
00:10:42And thank you so much for stopping by.
00:10:44Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:10:46Hang on there, little lady.
00:10:48I have a couple questions about this mystery stalker of yours.
00:10:50Do you happen to know his name?
00:10:55I don't even know my husband's real name.
00:11:01Uh, well, you see, the thing...
00:11:03Uh, the thing is...
00:11:05It was me, officer.
00:11:09Oh, so wait.
00:11:10You mean to tell me that your mystery intruder is someone who resides here?
00:11:16It was an honest mistake.
00:11:18Thank you for coming so quickly, though.
00:11:19I never mind coming to this house.
00:11:21It's a pleasure to see you again, Mr.
00:11:22Uh, uh, uh, Officer Powell, how is your wife, by the way?
00:11:26She's still playing tennis over at Brookside?
00:11:28Oh, you bet she is.
00:11:29I keep telling her, Maureen, you're only spending all this money on instructions and one-on-one
00:11:33dwells.
00:11:33Yeah.
00:11:34Cool, cool, cool.
00:11:35Hey, uh, so thank you for coming out, by the way.
00:11:37I appreciate it.
00:11:38Oh, absolutely.
00:11:39Say how to your brother for me.
00:11:39I will.
00:11:41Cool.
00:11:41Bye-bye-bye-bye-bye-bye-bye-bye-bye-bye-bye.
00:11:46We have to get some things straight right now.
00:11:50Shit.
00:11:54Okay, let me explain.
00:11:56I had my reasons.
00:11:59Reasons?
00:12:00For what?
00:12:03For why I wasn't totally clear with you in Vegas.
00:12:07Okay, look.
00:12:09I live a very high-profile life.
00:12:11And sometimes it's like, it's hard for me to trust people.
00:12:19Why are you laughing?
00:12:21Nothing.
00:12:22Nothing, because you live here, and I live here.
00:12:27And we got married last night.
00:12:34Is this like, are you having like a mental breakdown?
00:12:37No, no, no.
00:12:38My life is such a shit show.
00:12:41All of my friends, all of them, they all, they took years to pick their perfect partner,
00:12:47and here I am.
00:12:49Married to a guy that I met yesterday in Vegas on a whim.
00:12:57Who insists that I call him Mr. C?
00:13:01Like he's some sort of James Bond villain or something?
00:13:06That's great.
00:13:06This is just not where I thought my life would be at this point.
00:13:12I think I'm going to throw up.
00:13:15Okay, you do it.
00:13:16I have like a bad gag reflex.
00:13:18You doing it, it's going to make...
00:13:20Okay, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
00:13:22Just breathe.
00:13:23Breathe, okay?
00:13:24Are you good?
00:13:28Okay.
00:13:30Mr. C.
00:13:32Whatever your name is.
00:13:35We need to get a divorce.
00:13:40We need to get a divorce.
00:13:42What?
00:13:43Clearly, I don't know what I was doing.
00:13:45My friends, they're all getting married, they're all having kids, and I'm not.
00:13:48And that's fine, but I don't know what I was thinking.
00:13:51I do.
00:13:52I know a part of you felt the same thing I did.
00:13:55Okay.
00:13:55What?
00:13:56Okay, so I know that I've had a couple drinks tonight.
00:13:59Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:14:00Just a couple and just a few.
00:14:02But it's not funny.
00:14:03Okay.
00:14:03Not funny, not funny.
00:14:05So, I know, though, for a fact that you are the one for me.
00:14:10Oh, yeah.
00:14:12How do you mean for a fact?
00:14:13Mm-hmm.
00:14:13How?
00:14:15Because you make me feel safe.
00:14:30So, so, here's what we're going to do.
00:14:32I am going to go pack my things.
00:14:34I'm going to go pack my things, and then I'm going to get a lawyer, and then he's going to
00:14:37-
00:14:37Okay, oh my God.
00:14:38Can you just let me talk for two minutes?
00:14:39No, I don't want to, because I want to get this taken care of on my own.
00:14:42I think we're-
00:14:43What are you doing?
00:14:44You don't stop talking.
00:14:45Stop!
00:14:45Let me go!
00:14:47Now, let me go!
00:14:48Oh my God!
00:14:55Oh, are you seriously trying to seduce me at a time like this?
00:14:58If I was trying to seduce you, you would know.
00:15:04Come here.
00:15:08All right?
00:15:09What am I looking at?
00:15:10Okay, five years ago, it was nothing.
00:15:13Okay, just dirt.
00:15:15Just basements dug into the side of the hill.
00:15:18Nothing but exposed rhubarb and trenches.
00:15:23So, am I the dirt or the rebar in this metaphor?
00:15:28You're neither.
00:15:29My point is that sometimes things take time and the right circumstances,
00:15:35but something that you thought was nothing can turn out to be really great.
00:15:41Look, Elle, I'm a rational man.
00:15:45The fact that you and I are living here in L.A., where there's like 10 million people,
00:15:51I mean, that doesn't just happen.
00:15:53The odds of that are crazy.
00:15:54Yeah, they are.
00:15:56But so is marrying someone you've known for three hours.
00:16:02How am I supposed to tell my friends that?
00:16:06I mean, I don't know.
00:16:07Maybe you don't have to.
00:16:09I mean, I don't know.
00:16:10Okay.
00:16:12What are you proposing?
00:16:1430 days.
00:16:16We give it a shot.
00:16:17Okay, we don't tell anybody.
00:16:19And if it doesn't work, we just go our separate ways.
00:16:24What do you say?
00:16:31So, like a 30-day trial?
00:16:33I'm a businessman, aren't I?
00:16:35Yeah, you are.
00:16:38But this isn't some subscription service.
00:16:40This is real life with real consequences.
00:16:44Higher stakes.
00:16:47Like getting your feelings hurt?
00:16:51I mean, if that's what you're worried about, L.
00:16:53I mean, that's life.
00:17:08All of our friends are married, L.
00:17:10You are going to die alone if you don't put yourself out there.
00:17:1730 days.
00:17:19And if it doesn't work, we go our separate ways.
00:17:22And neither of us say anything to anyone.
00:17:27Got it?
00:17:27Fine.
00:17:28I accept your terms.
00:17:30But I have terms of my own.
00:17:37I have terms of my own.
00:17:39Oh, of course you do.
00:17:40Okay.
00:17:41Term number one.
00:17:42We sleep in the same bed.
00:17:44Not to start.
00:17:45No.
00:17:46That is not a weird ask.
00:17:47Most married couples sleep in the same bed.
00:17:49We're not in the medieval.
00:17:51Hans, I'm sorry.
00:17:52Do you color-coat your sock drawer?
00:17:55Yeah.
00:17:56Do you not?
00:17:57Weird.
00:17:58Okay.
00:17:58No.
00:17:59Term number two.
00:18:01One night a week.
00:18:02Date night.
00:18:03Oh, okay.
00:18:05Starting tomorrow, I see.
00:18:077 p.m., okay?
00:18:09If you're buying.
00:18:11Term number three.
00:18:12Hmm.
00:18:13We're going to give this a real shot.
00:18:15We should be intimate.
00:18:16Excuse me?
00:18:17How else are we going to know if we're compatible?
00:18:20Wow, have any of your exes told you that you're super controlling?
00:18:23No.
00:18:24Never had one.
00:18:26What?
00:18:30Never had one.
00:18:31No time or interest.
00:18:33I mean, until now.
00:18:35Okay.
00:18:36Great.
00:18:37Awesome.
00:18:38I'm your first pancake.
00:18:39That's awesome.
00:18:39We're doomed.
00:18:40Damn.
00:18:41Those are my terms.
00:18:42One night of intimacy per week.
00:18:44Take it or leave it.
00:18:45Take it or leave it.
00:18:45You're playing hardball now, Mr. Business.
00:18:48My answer?
00:18:51No.
00:18:52We're going to go slow.
00:18:54Snail pace.
00:18:55Tortoise pace.
00:18:56No, no, no.
00:18:57Fossil pace.
00:18:59Slow.
00:19:19What was that?
00:19:20I don't know.
00:19:21You get kind of cute when you're all flustered.
00:19:27Okay.
00:19:29We can keep turn two, date nights.
00:19:33But we are not sleeping in the same bed.
00:19:36And you are not seeing me naked for a very, very long time.
00:19:45Okay.
00:19:47No, and for the love of God, what is your name?
00:19:50Your real name?
00:19:51It's Oliver.
00:19:54Oliver it is.
00:20:03I've loved you since the moment I first saw you, Al.
00:20:07I won't screw this up.
00:20:23Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
00:20:26No.
00:20:27Oh, no!
00:20:33I'm going to kill him.
00:20:38What are you doing?
00:20:40Good morning.
00:20:43Why are you blasting grown man jazz at 6.30 in the morning?
00:20:47Deals aren't going to make themselves.
00:20:50Start the day off right, huh?
00:20:52You got...
00:20:53Okay, well, could you start the day right?
00:20:55I'm a little bit more...
00:20:57I don't know, quietly, please?
00:21:01No.
00:21:05No.
00:21:06He says no.
00:21:07Wow, okay, yeah, because who needs sleep?
00:21:11I'm a photographer.
00:21:12I don't need to get up to noon.
00:21:196 in the morning, stupid.
00:21:22Well, as it turns out, my husband and I, we could not be more different.
00:21:27Woo!
00:21:55Excuse me for dancing.
00:21:59No! No, I don't care what you say! I'm not signing that contract under any circumstances!
00:22:05What? Do you think I'm an idiot?
00:22:09No!
00:22:11Fine!
00:22:17Totally!
00:22:19No! No! That is unacceptable!
00:22:26One night a week, date night, 7pm, okay?
00:23:04divisionny, 2017, 2018, 2018, 2018, 2018, 2018, 2018, 2018, 2018, 2018, 2018, 2018, 2018, 2018, 2018, 2018, 2018, 2018, 2018
00:23:16The year in August 2021 SEMO went down and recommended.
00:24:04Okay, wow. You choose now to be quiet? Of all times?
00:24:07Good morning to you, too. And for someone who loves to blast rock music in the morning,
00:24:12you have a little nerve calling me the loud one.
00:24:15Whatever. Okay, I'm about to head out. I'm going to a wellness event, so I'll see you later.
00:24:18A wellness event? Yes. With who? My friend Kennedy?
00:24:28What? What are you thinking? No, nothing. What do you do at these wellness events?
00:24:34I actually, I don't know. It's my first time going. Why, are you jealous?
00:24:39I don't know. Go for it. I have a zen time.
00:24:45Okay.
00:24:52You know, you were a lot more fun in Vegas.
00:24:55This is me. Take it or leave it.
00:24:58Trust me. I plan to leave it.
00:25:02Well, have fun working.
00:25:06Or whatever you're going to do.
00:25:10Oh, God, he's boring.
00:25:24So, you're still married to Vegas, guy?
00:25:26Okay. Yeah, it's complicated, but stop. Don't make fun of me.
00:25:33Nothing a little wellness retreat can't fix.
00:25:36Oh, idea.
00:25:46We're here at Casa Corazón in Malibu, honoring our soul's remembrance.
00:25:54Oh, so true, girl.
00:25:56We're here at Casa Corazón.
00:25:58Great. Ella with Kennedy. What could possibly go wrong?
00:26:06So, what's he really like?
00:26:08If you haven't gone legal on him yet, there must be something redeemable.
00:26:11Yeah, yeah. I mean, he's...
00:26:15Complicated.
00:26:16He's smart.
00:26:18And intense.
00:26:20He works...
00:26:21A lot.
00:26:22I don't know. He was just different in Vegas.
00:26:24Of course he was!
00:26:25Ah, you were drunk.
00:26:27He's probably an emotionally repressed workaholic who had a moment of weakness.
00:26:32Ugh. God, he sounds like my brother.
00:26:35Funny.
00:26:47You okay?
00:26:50Yeah.
00:26:52Yeah?
00:26:52Yeah.
00:26:53I'm gonna go.
00:26:55Oh.
00:26:56I'm gonna go get some...
00:26:58Yeah.
00:26:59Okay, do you want me to come with you?
00:27:00I'm okay.
00:27:02I'm just gonna go, like, be one with nature.
00:27:07Yes.
00:27:07Yes.
00:27:08Or I'm gonna throw up in it.
00:27:11TBD.
00:27:13Okay.
00:27:14Yeah.
00:27:17Ooh.
00:27:19Ooh.
00:27:21Ooh.
00:27:22Ooh.
00:27:23Ooh.
00:27:23Ooh.
00:27:23Ooh.
00:27:24Ooh.
00:27:25Ooh.
00:27:27Ooh.
00:27:27Ooh.
00:27:29Ooh.
00:27:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:27:34Hi.
00:27:35Hi.
00:27:36The last day.
00:27:37Don't wait to get down.
00:27:38Actual magic mushrooms in them.
00:27:41Oh, yeah.
00:27:43Yeah, yeah.
00:27:45A healthy dose.
00:27:48Oh.
00:27:50Be well, ether, sister.
00:27:53No, no, no.
00:28:10Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:28:24Oh, hi, um, thank you for driving me.
00:28:29Do I owe you anything?
00:28:31I am at Oliver's service, ma'am.
00:28:34Oliver?
00:28:36Oh, he saved me.
00:28:39My angel.
00:28:41Oh, hi.
00:28:59Oliver?
00:29:02Oliver!
00:29:07Hey, big boy.
00:29:11You love.
00:29:15Oh, my God, it's you.
00:29:19My beautiful.
00:29:21Are you?
00:29:22Are you high?
00:29:24Whoa.
00:29:25This is just so crazy because, because earlier her face was turning into yours, and now your face is turning
00:29:33into hers, and it's like you're, like, the same person.
00:29:40God, you're handsome.
00:29:42What did Kennedy give you?
00:29:44Chocolate, baby.
00:29:47No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:29:49Stop.
00:29:51Oh.
00:29:53Oh, my God.
00:29:54No.
00:29:55No, no, no, wait.
00:29:56Hey, it's fine.
00:29:57It's fine.
00:29:57It's fine.
00:29:58It's a little base.
00:29:59Everything's fine.
00:30:00No.
00:30:01No, it's not.
00:30:03It's not.
00:30:04It's everything.
00:30:06It's us.
00:30:07It's this.
00:30:08It's this.
00:30:10I wanted this to work.
00:30:12I did so.
00:30:13I'm good.
00:30:15Oliver.
00:30:17I think that we need to get to her.
00:30:21I'm good.
00:30:25Oh.
00:30:28Are you okay?
00:30:36It's okay.
00:30:40Get it all out.
00:30:41Here, I got you.
00:30:41I got your little ponytail.
00:30:55So.
00:30:58Should we talk about it?
00:31:00No.
00:31:02I don't think we need to relive that.
00:31:08Oh, no.
00:31:09No, no, no.
00:31:10Not.
00:31:11Not that.
00:31:13Um.
00:31:15This.
00:31:17This is.
00:31:19It's wrong.
00:31:22What?
00:31:23Why wrong?
00:31:25Come on, Oliver.
00:31:27You wake up at dawn with Beethoven and Q4 projections.
00:31:33I'm just some messy artist.
00:31:37I mean, we've been doing this 30-day thing now for what?
00:31:40Two weeks?
00:31:42And we are already irritating the hem out of each other.
00:31:46I don't know.
00:31:46I think if this was one of my friends, I would tell her the truth.
00:31:51It's a girl.
00:31:53Cut your losses, get the annulment, move on with your life.
00:31:58So, um, I don't know.
00:32:02I think maybe at the 30 days, we should be done.
00:32:09Officially.
00:32:15Oliver, who?
00:32:20Oliver?
00:32:22Yeah.
00:32:24Affirmative.
00:32:25That's what you want.
00:32:28I think it's going to make sense.
00:32:32I'll move out the morning.
00:32:38Do you mind if I put something on for my last night here?
00:32:41Yeah.
00:32:41Go for it.
00:32:42I just want to watch.
00:32:43Can you actually turn on the Clippers game?
00:32:48You're a Clippers fan?
00:32:50Did Kawhi Leonard hit a buzzer beater in Game 7 to send the Raptors to the finals?
00:32:57Okay, then.
00:32:59Pass the ball!
00:33:00God, Peterson always does is hogs the ball every time.
00:33:05I literally say this.
00:33:07Right?
00:33:08Go, go, go, go.
00:33:10Go, go, go, go.
00:33:12Yes!
00:33:13Yes!
00:33:16Clippers win!
00:33:28It's a good game.
00:33:29Good defense.
00:33:32What?
00:33:36Cranky.
00:33:40No.
00:33:42I don't make business investments that I don't believe in.
00:33:46I want to see this whole thing through.
00:33:48The whole 30 days.
00:33:52It's prudent.
00:33:54It's prudent?
00:33:55Really?
00:33:56Shut up.
00:33:57Come on, you.
00:33:58Stop.
00:33:59I'm sorry.
00:33:59Wait, okay, but I want to ask you a question.
00:34:02Okay.
00:34:03What was your first impression of me?
00:34:07It's not hard.
00:34:08Okay, I'll set the scene.
00:34:10We can really love it.
00:34:11Ready?
00:34:12Vegas.
00:34:13Hotel bar.
00:34:15Hotel bar.
00:34:16Lights are low.
00:34:17It's very impromptu.
00:34:18Very chaotic.
00:34:20Very chaotic.
00:34:42I'm here now.
00:34:43I'm here now.
00:34:43Okay.
00:34:43Yeah, yeah.
00:34:44I'm on my way.
00:34:45I'm so sorry.
00:34:47Pierce is having a concert.
00:34:48I have to go.
00:34:49No, I know.
00:34:51I think I'm coming with you.
00:34:53Kennedy just invited me.
00:34:55You gotta be fucking kidding me.
00:34:56Let's go.
00:34:58Awesome.
00:34:58Okay.
00:35:00I'm gonna go put on leggings.
00:35:02Mm-hmm.
00:35:04Perfect.
00:35:05Me, L, Pierce, Kennedy.
00:35:06In the same room.
00:35:07What could go wrong?
00:35:15Shit.
00:35:17Okay.
00:35:18Okay, there's a new record label that's scoping out Pierce.
00:35:21I need you to stay here.
00:35:22I have to go talk to them, okay?
00:35:23Don't talk to anybody, okay?
00:35:26What, Oliver?
00:35:29Kennedy's gone.
00:35:34Excuse me.
00:35:37Are you lost?
00:35:38You're not supposed to be here.
00:35:40No, no.
00:35:41I'm actually with Oliver.
00:35:42Okay, hysterical, sweetie.
00:35:44The last person to bring a date around here is Oliver.
00:35:46Go get Pierce's wardrobe.
00:35:48Go, now.
00:35:49So, so sorry, Mr.
00:35:51Go, now.
00:35:53Unprofessional.
00:35:54I'm giving her a performance review for that.
00:36:01You know you can be really scary.
00:36:06Why did you talk to her like that?
00:36:09Elle, I'm tracking you and it says you're here.
00:36:12Where are you, girly?
00:36:13You were about to meet my bestie.
00:36:15And she's...
00:36:17Elle!
00:36:18Oh!
00:36:19How?
00:36:20I feel like I haven't seen you in decades.
00:36:22I literally saw you this morning.
00:36:24I know, yeah.
00:36:26Those mushrooms rocked my world.
00:36:27I know, same thing.
00:36:29Let's go find Pierce.
00:36:30I think he's in wardrobe.
00:36:30No, no, no.
00:36:31Why?
00:36:31Why not?
00:36:32Oh, what?
00:36:33Because you're married?
00:36:34Come on, Elle.
00:36:36That is just a fantasy.
00:36:38Let's get out of fairytale land together, okay?
00:36:41Let's go.
00:36:43Maybe Kennedy was right.
00:36:45After all, why did Oliver just ditch me?
00:36:52Oh, fuck.
00:36:55Okay, just talk to the label guys.
00:36:57Just go out there, do your thing, give them the goods, okay?
00:37:00I just want to know that you'd be a single guy that can be like, sold as a teen heartthrob.
00:37:04Basic brand marketing.
00:37:06You think you get your bottom line, huh?
00:37:08Scott, you have a one-track mind, bro.
00:37:11You know, I think you need to get laid big time.
00:37:16I'm seeing someone.
00:37:17What?
00:37:18Who?
00:37:19What's her name?
00:37:20Here, open up.
00:37:22I want you to meet my friend, Elle.
00:37:25Oh, okay.
00:37:27I need you to do me a favor, okay?
00:37:29Open this door, or I will open it for you in three seconds.
00:37:33Three, two, one.
00:37:39Two, one.
00:37:41You owe me.
00:37:43Sir.
00:37:44What took you so long?
00:37:46Nothing.
00:37:46I was just practicing in my set, so I didn't hear you.
00:37:50What's up?
00:37:50Who do you want me to meet?
00:37:52Crazed fan?
00:37:52Make-a-wish kid?
00:37:54Not exactly.
00:37:56Pierce, this is Elle, the genius photographer.
00:37:59Elle, this is Pierce, my prodigal brother.
00:38:02Hey.
00:38:03Hey.
00:38:05So you're the one who stood me up?
00:38:07Ah, yeah.
00:38:08I am so sorry.
00:38:10I'm sorry.
00:38:11Believe it or not, this has happened before, believe it or not.
00:38:23Artists have, uh, parties and schedules.
00:38:26Mm-hmm.
00:38:28Is he flirting with me?
00:38:31Sorry.
00:38:34That was rude, right?
00:38:36It was okay.
00:38:37You want me to shut fire?
00:38:38No, no, do not fire anybody.
00:38:40No!
00:38:43Sorry, this might be too forward, but, um, and you probably get it all the time, but you
00:38:48are insanely beautiful.
00:38:50Yeah, definitely flirting.
00:38:53Eeeeee!
00:38:53Do I hear nuptials, Berlin?
00:38:55Ken, stop.
00:38:59Oh, Kate, what are you doing?
00:39:02I am just going to put myself under radar.
00:39:06Okay, cool.
00:39:09Now I got you, too.
00:39:10Pierce, tickets ready for you backstage.
00:39:13Next.
00:39:14You're on in five minutes.
00:39:16Well, I, uh, hope you enjoy the show.
00:39:19Mm-hmm.
00:39:20Oh, don't leave this time.
00:39:22And, uh, maybe I'll see you after.
00:39:25Yeah.
00:39:31He is totally into you.
00:39:33I totally predicted this.
00:39:35Am I psyched?
00:39:37Maybe this wasn't fine.
00:39:39Maybe it really is time to end things with Oliver.
00:39:46He ditched you, Elle.
00:39:48Sorry, husband.
00:39:49I've got other plans tonight.
00:39:51Please, please, please don't tell me you are thinking about psycho love bomber Vegas guy.
00:39:56Look, he's not really like all that.
00:39:58He's better.
00:39:59How do you know?
00:40:00It's not like you've seen him since, right?
00:40:03Right.
00:40:03Right.
00:40:05Right.
00:40:05Right.
00:40:06Right.
00:40:07Well, if you are going to sleep with my brother tonight, let's make you look like a bombshell.
00:40:12Ready?
00:40:13I think so.
00:40:14Oh, let's go.
00:40:15How did she do that?
00:40:17Okay.
00:40:17Here we go.
00:40:18Get ready.
00:40:20Oh, this.
00:40:21Okay, this looks like it's maybe your size.
00:40:25Yes.
00:40:25Okay.
00:40:27Oh.
00:40:28Oh, God.
00:40:29That is the ugliest thing I've ever seen in my life.
00:40:31Okay.
00:40:32No.
00:40:34How did it get worse?
00:40:35Oh, my God.
00:40:36Oh, my God.
00:40:38All right.
00:40:39I don't care what they say.
00:40:43Gangs they say that don't fuck me.
00:40:46Oh, my God.
00:40:48Okay, we'll be already next time with the show.
00:40:50Oh, who cares?
00:40:51I've seen it a million times.
00:40:52And you will, too, as his future wife.
00:40:55Besides, I don't want to risk running into Oliver.
00:40:58Ugh.
00:40:59Right.
00:41:00Oliver, I've actually been meaning to ask you, uh, why do you bait Pierce's manager so much?
00:41:05Oh, he's just impossible.
00:41:06You know, like one time, Pierce had this show in New York, and he was totally freaking out,
00:41:11like spiraling beforehand.
00:41:12And he needed a break.
00:41:13But Oliver just dragged him on stage anyway because it was in the contract.
00:41:17Like, who does that, right?
00:41:20Ugh.
00:41:20I feel sorry for his future wife.
00:41:23She has no idea that Oliver's wife is me.
00:41:26Maybe this is who he really is.
00:41:28You know what?
00:41:28I've been thinking, and I think I am going to get that annulment from Vegas Guy.
00:41:35Good for you, girl.
00:41:37Yes!
00:41:38Feminism.
00:41:39Okay, well, I'm going to go get a drink.
00:41:41You don't want anything, right?
00:41:42No, I'm good.
00:41:42I'm going to wait for you outside, though, okay?
00:41:44Okay, back in five.
00:41:52Fairy tales don't exist.
00:41:55No.
00:42:00You're clean of nice.
00:42:06Wow, you came back.
00:42:08How kind.
00:42:09I deserve that.
00:42:10You ditched me.
00:42:13Are you embarrassed with me?
00:42:15Am I not, what, posh?
00:42:16No, no, no.
00:42:18Okay, there's a lot going on here.
00:42:20I can't.
00:42:21Can you explain it to me, please?
00:42:25Come on a date with me.
00:42:27A real one.
00:42:28Right now.
00:42:29Right now?
00:42:31Yeah.
00:42:33Right now.
00:42:34Do I trust him?
00:42:42I'm going to drive tonight, Sven.
00:42:45Very good time.
00:42:48You ready?
00:42:49Yeah.
00:42:53Fancy.
00:42:55I'll try.
00:42:58You know, this is so weird.
00:43:00What?
00:43:00Uh, Kennedy's brother has this exact same car.
00:43:03Have you ever met him?
00:43:04He's just never there.
00:43:07Yeah, a couple times.
00:43:10Okay.
00:43:11So where are we going?
00:43:24You ready?
00:43:26Oh, God.
00:43:28He is going to murder me, isn't he?
00:43:33You ready?
00:43:34An abandoned construction site,
00:43:36aka a dark place with no witnesses.
00:43:39That's...
00:43:40Your breath facts.
00:43:41It's my house.
00:43:42It will be soon.
00:43:44Okay.
00:43:48That tree over there would be a really good spot for a rope swing.
00:43:51Think about that.
00:43:54That's a really good idea.
00:43:56Perfect being a creative, Mr. Business.
00:44:00Okay.
00:44:01Show me around.
00:44:07Okay.
00:44:08Okay.
00:44:10Okay, so...
00:44:11Give me the vision.
00:44:12Okay.
00:44:13I'm trying to picture.
00:44:14Here.
00:44:15This is where the couch would go.
00:44:17Oh, right here.
00:44:17Calm right here.
00:44:19This is where the projector would be.
00:44:21Projector, okay.
00:44:22Where we'd watch the Clippers games.
00:44:26I think you mean where I would watch the Clippers games,
00:44:28and you would just do a bunch of screaming.
00:44:29Okay, if I remember correctly,
00:44:31you're the one that screamed when Kalaya missed the layup.
00:44:33Okay, yeah.
00:44:33It was a travesty.
00:44:34Of course.
00:44:37I thought this was over, but now, what's happening between us?
00:44:45Okay, so...
00:44:46What about this?
00:44:48I mean, that's easy.
00:44:50Oh, it's easy?
00:44:51Yeah.
00:44:52That'd be your spot.
00:44:54I mean, you can put your cameras there.
00:44:58You can hang up your prints.
00:45:00I was thinking maybe if you want, you could put up, like, a little backdrop,
00:45:03and that's where you could shoot your flowers.
00:45:06How do you know I could shoot flowers?
00:45:09I may have looked at your website.
00:45:12Oh, my God, you are a stalker.
00:45:13No, I'm not.
00:45:14That's what you're saying.
00:45:14I'm researched, okay?
00:45:16Big difference.
00:45:17I don't know about that.
00:45:22I know that you listen to rock when you cook.
00:45:28Your breath shortens when you're feeling overwhelmed.
00:45:32You tap your fingers against your leg when you're trying not to cry.
00:45:36And you know that you have a big smile when you're feeling safe.
00:45:41Like right now.
00:45:44Look, that's really sweet.
00:45:48More than just my manner is.
00:45:49I know.
00:45:52What I don't know is...
00:45:58what you want.
00:46:01Take a chance, Elle.
00:46:05You.
00:46:22In that moment, I knew I'd pass the point of no return.
00:46:27I was falling for him.
00:46:29There was no doubt about it.
00:46:36You.
00:46:36There was no doubt about it.
00:46:38Let's go.
00:46:56All right.
00:47:05Sex and a construction site.
00:47:07We didn't even wear a hard hat.
00:47:09So irresponsible.
00:47:11I know.
00:47:11Ooh.
00:47:15Oliver.
00:47:16Yeah?
00:47:17Can you tell me something?
00:47:18Mm-hmm.
00:47:19Just think about you.
00:47:20I feel like I don't know anything about you.
00:47:27Now I got you too.
00:47:28Yeah.
00:47:29Why was he texting her?
00:47:34Not much to know.
00:47:37No, there's a lot.
00:47:38I mean, like, where'd you grow up?
00:47:41What's your family like?
00:47:42You can't tell her.
00:47:44Not now.
00:47:46Oh.
00:47:52I'm so sorry.
00:47:53I have a family emergency.
00:47:54I have to go.
00:47:55You okay?
00:47:56Yeah, no, it's fine.
00:47:57It's just I have stuff to deal with now.
00:47:59Okay?
00:48:00I'll be in touch.
00:48:06I'll be in touch.
00:48:08God.
00:48:10God.
00:48:10El, what are you doing?
00:48:15God.
00:48:22Oliver, darling, it's been ages.
00:48:25What's the big emergency, Mom?
00:48:27What's going on?
00:48:28Rebranding.
00:48:29That's the emergency.
00:48:31We need to show the world that the Chamberlain family is still the power player in this town,
00:48:37starting with your entertainment conglomerate and ending with our real estate firm.
00:48:41Great.
00:48:42Rebranding.
00:48:43We can do that.
00:48:43Look.
00:48:43I need you on board, Oliver.
00:48:47I need you all on board.
00:48:49Okay, okay, Mom.
00:48:50I'm here.
00:48:51What's the big emergency?
00:48:53What the hell are you doing here?
00:48:56Hi, sis.
00:49:00Hi, sis.
00:49:02Oliver, I think there's been a mistake.
00:49:04This is a family meeting, not a business meeting.
00:49:07I'm considering you have rocks for brains.
00:49:09I'm kind of glad this isn't a business meeting.
00:49:11Wow.
00:49:12Sick burn, bro.
00:49:13How dare you?
00:49:14Stop it.
00:49:15The both of you.
00:49:17We need to come together as a family.
00:49:21Give your sister a hug.
00:49:23Put your feud in the past.
00:49:24Yeah, big bro.
00:49:26Come on.
00:49:26Give me a hug.
00:49:32You're gonna die alone, loser.
00:49:34Challenge accepted, brat.
00:49:38So now then, the Chamberlain family has to show the public that we are relatable, functional, wholesome.
00:49:48It's what the shareholders need to see.
00:49:50Which is why we're doing a photo shoot, and I need to find a photographer.
00:49:56Yes, this is Elle, and I'm the genius photographer.
00:49:59Oh, God.
00:50:00Please, don't say it.
00:50:01Elle.
00:50:02My friend Elle can do it.
00:50:03I am so fucked.
00:50:08My friend Elle can do it.
00:50:10Okay, yeah, but let's get someone else.
00:50:12Why?
00:50:13Oh, uh, let me guess.
00:50:14My friend Elle isn't good enough for you.
00:50:16No, no, I'm just saying let's get someone else.
00:50:18Someone who's, like, experienced, professional.
00:50:21We need a female eye for this, and Elle is perfect.
00:50:24Your sister has a point, Oliver.
00:50:26Well, I, for one, would love a chance to spend more time with Elle.
00:50:28I'm actually taking her on a date tonight, so...
00:50:31You're what?
00:50:31Why do you care?
00:50:33What's the problem?
00:50:34Did Elle seriously agree to a date with him?
00:50:37After last night?
00:50:38I don't.
00:50:39I...
00:50:40I just feel like you should be focused on your craft.
00:50:42Oh, spare us, you psycho-workaholic.
00:50:45Elle is shooting our family portraits, and Pierce is taking her on a date.
00:50:49Great.
00:50:49It's huddled down.
00:50:5110 a.m. tomorrow.
00:50:54This is going to reveal everything.
00:51:03Last night was incredible.
00:51:13Then the mysterious, I'll be in touch.
00:51:16Why did Oliver rush out?
00:51:17And why was he so amazing, and then suddenly so weird?
00:51:23Miss Chamberlain?
00:51:24Uh, no, I'm not Miss Chamberlain.
00:51:26Oh, well, this is for Mr. Chamberlain?
00:51:31Oliver?
00:51:31Uh, no, I think there's been a mistake.
00:51:33Oliver's not a Chamberlain, either.
00:51:34I don't know, Miss.
00:51:35Uh, I just go where I'm told.
00:51:37Can you sign for it, or what?
00:51:40Uh, yeah, sure, of course.
00:51:43Just...
00:51:49Why is Kennedy's family company sending all over this?
00:51:55Hey, Ken.
00:51:58Okay, don't scream.
00:51:59I have news.
00:52:00What now, another ayahuasca mixer?
00:52:02No, better.
00:52:03My mom wants a full editorial for the next Chamberlain media issue.
00:52:07A family feature on MyFamily.
00:52:10Apparently the public thinks we're unrelatable.
00:52:12I told you, Mrs. Chamberlain only wears Hermes.
00:52:15Get it right, or do not come back for your next shit.
00:52:18Wow, I can't imagine why.
00:52:21So?
00:52:22So?
00:52:24Well, can you shoot us?
00:52:31Well, can you shoot us?
00:52:34Well, you want me to shoot the editorial?
00:52:38That's why you called.
00:52:38You called to hire me on as a photographer?
00:52:41Duh, bitch!
00:52:44Infinity.
00:52:45This is huge!
00:52:46This is major.
00:52:47Like, like, career defining.
00:52:49Oh my god, yes, I will be there.
00:52:51I will so do it, of course.
00:52:52Yes!
00:52:53Okay, let's go!
00:52:56Also, there is one, like, teeny tiny little thing you should know.
00:53:01Okay, go on.
00:53:03Okay, so it is so not a huge deal.
00:53:07But my older brother is being kind of cagey about you shooting us for some reason.
00:53:12Probably because he's a control freak and doesn't like new people.
00:53:16But just ignore him, okay?
00:53:18Okay, weird.
00:53:19That's fine.
00:53:20Yay, okay!
00:53:21I'll see you tomorrow at 10 a.m. sharp.
00:53:23Mommy hates when vendors are late.
00:53:31I just landed the biggest gig of my life.
00:53:35Too late.
00:53:36Oliver's gonna float.
00:53:47She's so excited for this one to rabble everything I've kept hitting.
00:53:56So then, we're confirmed for tomorrow.
00:53:59Yes, Mom, we're set.
00:54:01Elle is such a genius, creative, and low-key, I'm setting her up with Pierce.
00:54:05Why would you do that?
00:54:06I mean, maybe she's seen someone already.
00:54:08Or maybe I'm her best friend and I know what's going on in her life.
00:54:12You don't know everything, Kennedy.
00:54:13You rarely do.
00:54:14For your information, big bro, she met Pierce at his show and they hit it off.
00:54:19Besides, she's getting a divorce from this random weirdo she got married to in Vegas.
00:54:25She told you that.
00:54:27Duh.
00:54:28I'm her best friend.
00:54:30She's still planning to leave, even after last night.
00:54:33I thought, I thought I changed her mind.
00:54:38Well, I'm out.
00:54:40I have a facial.
00:54:45All good.
00:54:46Pierce is finding love then, it seems.
00:54:49So now I want to talk to you about your future, Oliver.
00:54:53You're a multimillionaire, sweetie, and I finally found someone worthy of your arm.
00:54:58You're taking her to dinner.
00:55:00Tiana Briggs is here, ma'am.
00:55:02Good.
00:55:02Bring her in.
00:55:03Mom, I...
00:55:12Tiana, sweetie, I want to introduce you to my son, Oliver.
00:55:18Oliver?
00:55:20Oliver.
00:55:27Al!
00:55:30Al!
00:56:01I just need to get this to the rental shop before it closes.
00:56:03Sure.
00:56:04Got to support the arts, right?
00:56:06Yeah.
00:56:10She took the date with him, of course.
00:56:12Maybe I should have just let him have her from the start.
00:56:19There's my right one.
00:56:21Thank you so much for helping out today.
00:56:24Oh, come on.
00:56:24It's no big deal.
00:56:25Plus, I will take any excuse I can to jam out the plane 182.
00:56:28For the record.
00:56:29Yeah.
00:56:30Yeah.
00:56:31So, I guess we, uh, we, uh, that in common.
00:56:43And we did, but maybe I liked not always having something in common.
00:56:49You okay?
00:56:50All right?
00:56:51Yeah.
00:56:53Of course.
00:56:55I'm really excited to photograph her family, but I am super nervous.
00:56:59Ah, come on.
00:57:00Well, maybe this is your sign.
00:57:01You got to, uh, let me take you out for a drink tonight.
00:57:03Okay, so we can loosen up those nerves.
00:57:10I'm flattered.
00:57:12But I'm kind of seeing someone.
00:57:14Oh.
00:57:15Look, Kennedy, she...
00:57:16No, I know, I know.
00:57:17It's complicated.
00:57:19I...
00:57:21Really.
00:57:22He's a very lucky guy.
00:57:24Thanks.
00:57:26See ya.
00:57:27Bye.
00:57:31I cannot believe.
00:57:33I'm getting paid to do what I love.
00:57:36And I'm falling for someone.
00:57:40Hmm?
00:57:47The number you have dialed is unavailable.
00:57:50To leave a message...
00:57:52Where?
00:57:54Where?
00:57:55Where?
00:58:11Everything okay, sexy?
00:58:13Yeah.
00:58:14Everything's fine.
00:58:15If Elle can move on, so can I.
00:58:18Cheers.
00:58:18Cheers.
00:58:20Cheers.
00:58:27You got this.
00:58:28Yeah.
00:58:30Got this.
00:58:32Are we ready?
00:58:33I've only got an hour to get this.
00:58:35Kennedy!
00:58:37Yeah?
00:58:38Text your brother.
00:58:39Make sure he's on time.
00:58:40And, sweetie, add a little lip liner.
00:58:43You'll look washed out without it.
00:58:48Hey, girl.
00:58:49You okay?
00:58:50Yeah.
00:58:50It's just...
00:58:51My mom is all stressed out, and Oliver is late.
00:58:54Of course.
00:58:54Wait.
00:58:55Why would Oliver come to the family photo shoot?
00:58:59Why would Pierce's music manager need to be here?
00:59:02All right, places, everyone.
00:59:05All right, all right, all right.
00:59:07The attractive one is here.
00:59:09Nobody panic.
00:59:10Of course.
00:59:13Where is he?
00:59:14Where is Oliver?
00:59:16Wait, sorry.
00:59:17Why would you need...
00:59:23Oliver?
00:59:27Oliver?
00:59:30What are you doing here?
00:59:32Okay, I can explain.
00:59:33Finally.
00:59:35They've been waiting.
00:59:38Elle, you've now officially met Oliver.
00:59:41My older brother.
00:59:44Hey.
00:59:46Wait, wait, wait, wait, what?
00:59:48Elle, I...
00:59:49Wait, what's going on?
00:59:53Anne's so familiar.
00:59:54It's my older brother's car.
00:59:56Kennedy's brother has this exact same car.
00:59:58You want to avoid him like the plague.
01:00:01The last person to bring a date around here is Oliver.
01:00:03Go get Pierce's wardrobe.
01:00:05Can you tell me something?
01:00:06Just about you?
01:00:08I feel like I don't want anything about you.
01:00:10And then everything clicked.
01:00:12Because that's the thing about great things.
01:00:14The other shoe always drops.
01:00:16You're my best friend's brother?
01:00:25You're my best friend's brother?
01:00:28What is going on?
01:00:30He's the guy I married.
01:00:32Why would you not tell me that Pierce's music manager is also your brother?
01:00:36I assumed you knew.
01:00:37No!
01:00:38Why didn't you tell me that you married Pierce's manager?
01:00:40Because you clearly hated him.
01:00:42And then I wanted to decide on my own terms if I should divorce him or not.
01:00:46Yeah, well you obviously made your decision.
01:00:47You went on a date with Pierce.
01:00:48What?
01:00:49What date?
01:00:49I saw you guys last night.
01:00:51Oh my God, nothing happened.
01:00:53Jesus.
01:00:54You really think that little of me?
01:00:56Ollie, sweetie, I brought you some collagen water for your big shoot.
01:00:59There she is.
01:01:00Oliver's future wife.
01:01:03Your what?
01:01:04No, this is a massive misunderstanding.
01:01:07Hold on.
01:01:09Pierce is the one you were supposed to meet in Vegas.
01:01:12How did Oliver enter the picture?
01:01:14Wait, did you steal my date with Elle?
01:01:20Oh my God, you did.
01:01:24Yo, what the fuck, Oliver?
01:01:32Do not touch me right now.
01:01:35You tricked your way into a date with me and then you lied to me for weeks.
01:01:40I was afraid you were going to leave.
01:01:42Can someone please tell me what the hell is going on?
01:01:47I'm dating Elle.
01:01:48No.
01:01:49No, you're not.
01:01:50Not anymore.
01:01:52Just to be clear, I want a divorce.
01:01:56You're married?
01:01:58Ew.
01:02:00Screw this.
01:02:01I'm out of here.
01:02:02Great idea.
01:02:03I'm here.
01:02:04Elle.
01:02:04No.
01:02:13Okay, start talking.
01:02:14Because that was the NBA finals of bad decisions.
01:02:20I met her at the Forbes under 30 event a year ago.
01:02:24Hey, you guys want your picture taken?
01:02:26All right.
01:02:26Ready?
01:02:27Get together.
01:02:27One, two, three.
01:02:29One, two, three.
01:02:31Beautiful.
01:02:31Nice job, you guys.
01:02:33Oh, hey.
01:02:33Nice.
01:02:33Want your picture taken?
01:02:35She was photographing the founder's luncheon.
01:02:38I couldn't stop looking at her.
01:02:41But I was too much of a coward to say anything.
01:02:45I saw her on Pierce's calendar and I learned that they had a date.
01:02:50And I don't, okay, I panicked, okay?
01:02:52I just, I wanted it.
01:02:55Holy shit.
01:02:56So it's true.
01:02:57You did steal his date.
01:02:59It was wrong.
01:03:00Okay, everything I did was wrong.
01:03:02Okay, I'm a CEO.
01:03:03I try to control everything.
01:03:05Understatement of the century.
01:03:07But, I don't know, with Elle, I'm different.
01:03:14Better.
01:03:16I can't believe I'm saying this.
01:03:19I'm...
01:03:19Go.
01:03:21Go, talk to her.
01:03:23Or, just stop being a control freak and just try being human.
01:03:31And, Elle, I do love you, you know.
01:03:38Me too.
01:03:45Elle!
01:03:47Elle!
01:04:03It's been a month since I've seen my husband.
01:04:08I searched for joy in my solo life and stopped comparing my life to my friends' lives on Instagram.
01:04:16I found pleasure in my own company.
01:04:25Oh, the Clippers just won.
01:04:27But, deep down, I couldn't stop thinking about him.
01:04:31And so I knew it was time.
01:04:33Time to do something I thought I would never do.
01:04:46I think it's time for me to leave Los Angeles.
01:05:05Mr. Chamberlain, is the package for Miss Elle Page ready?
01:05:08Yeah.
01:05:11Just hoping it works.
01:05:16This is the last one.
01:05:23We're ready to take these to the truck, Miss.
01:05:27Goodbye, Los Angeles.
01:05:29So, you again.
01:05:31I have something for you from Mr. Chamberlain.
01:05:34Oliver Chamberlain.
01:05:35I know who he is.
01:05:39He really, really likes you, you know?
01:05:49Elle, first off, I want to say sorry.
01:05:53Obviously, what I did was wrong.
01:05:57Selfish.
01:05:58But you have to know, I fell in love with you a year ago at the Forbes 30 under 30
01:06:03gala.
01:06:03But, even though I never talked to you, you were so at ease with yourself.
01:06:09I envied you immensely.
01:06:12So, when fate happened and my own sister set you with my brother, I stole this date.
01:06:17I couldn't help myself.
01:06:19I know we're different, Elle.
01:06:21But I will make this work.
01:06:24Anyway, any day.
01:06:26But I leave it up to you.
01:06:29We can get a divorce.
01:06:31The papers are included here.
01:06:34Or, here's the key to your house.
01:06:37Just about ready now.
01:06:39Where we'll watch the clippers and we'll finally have your photo note.
01:06:43I want you here, Elle.
01:06:45Please say yes.
01:06:47We're just about ready, Miss.
01:06:49Are we ready to go to Ohio?
01:07:01How's it looks nice?
01:07:04I saw the swing.
01:07:10Who came?
01:07:12you well i saw the letter cheesy or like too much no hell i meant every word i am so
01:07:24sorry
01:07:27you're scared of what i would think i get that you shouldn't have lied to me still
01:07:36but then again i guess i've got him in my need
01:07:42but what
01:07:46i never told you
01:07:50i love you over
01:07:56i love you too
01:08:28the rest of the year flew by
01:08:31i moved into our house
01:08:35okay okay
01:08:39our love for the clippers is still going strong maybe too strong sometimes
01:08:47and no matter how busy oliver is with work we always do a date night a week no exceptions
01:08:56and almost a year to the date of our vegas wedding a day after my birthday
01:09:03we renewed our vows
01:09:10not all love stories start off in disaster but now i was sure we'd last
01:09:17we found love in a hopeless place after all
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