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00:07new year new us we can renew our vows i love you but i fell in love less promised me
00:16a fresh start
00:17now it's time to blow your minds we call this the future i am fucking amazed
00:26i pretended to be your book agent i didn't write the story it's my students work i closed the deal
00:32you're gonna change the world you get back in the workshop and you figure it out let's move our
00:38renewing our vows to next year that's a fantastic idea richie i'm leaving less i need you i have been
00:45by your side for 15 years
00:52oh you're alive
01:36last oh fuck
01:44it's time is it
01:52oh
02:08how much did i drink last night
02:11last
02:16why would you put the plaid back up
02:21it's my eyes
02:24my head
02:36oh wow that really cleaned up
02:43last
02:49who's at the door
03:02what is this nonsense
03:14no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
03:17no no NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
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03:31NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
03:32NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
03:33Okay, I'm opening up the dollhouse.
03:36Stop screaming at me!
04:01There you are!
04:03You're okay!
04:08I am not okay!
04:17Can you hear me?
04:18I am not okay!
04:26I am not okay!
04:28It works! I can hear you!
04:31You're too loud!
04:33Sorry.
04:34Well, now I can't hear you!
04:36How about now?
04:37No, too loud!
04:39Now?
04:40Softer!
04:41Now?
04:42Better!
04:44I hate this fucking thing!
04:48Can you hear me now?
04:51Say again?
04:51Can you hear me now?
04:53Yes!
04:54Oh!
04:55Sorry!
04:55Sorry!
04:56I'm so sorry!
04:57Are you okay?
04:58I'm fine!
05:00I heard that!
05:00God, I think we got it!
05:03Hi!
05:05What the fuck, Les?!
05:06I heard that too!
05:08Loud and clear!
05:09Okay?
05:10Mindy, I'm so sorry!
05:11It was an accident!
05:13And, uh...
05:14I can't believe it even happened!
05:16I...
05:16I...
05:16But you're incredible!
05:18I mean...
05:20You're beautiful!
05:25Are you smiling right now?!
05:27No!
05:28No, no, no!
05:29No, of course not!
05:29I...
05:30I just...
05:31I...
05:32Just like...
05:33Wow!
05:35Wow!
05:37Wow!
05:38Wow!
05:39No, I apologize.
05:40You're my wife.
05:41You're not an experiment.
05:42I...
05:42Well, I should hope so!
05:44No!
05:45Jesus!
05:46Oh, my God!
05:46This is your job?!
05:48This how you're gonna solve world hunger?!
05:51You're gonna make everybody tiny so...
05:53So they don't, what, eat more?!
05:55I don't...
05:55Uh, do...
05:56Do you want me to answer that, or...?
06:00Explain it to me!
06:01Well, um...
06:02It's called cellular reduction, and, um...
06:06It's the process of miniaturization and restoration of organic fruit and vegetables,
06:12and that's how I plan to solve world hunger.
06:16Explain how you're gonna make me big again!
06:18Jesus!
06:19I don't give a shit how it works!
06:21Oh, right.
06:21Well, I just reversed the process.
06:23That's the restoration part.
06:25Great!
06:27Restore me!
06:29Now, please!
06:31I can do that.
06:32Um...
06:33Uh, but first, uh, a surprise!
06:35Ha!
06:35Meet me in the dining room.
06:42Merry Christmas, Lindy!
06:43Les, do I look merry or hungry?!
06:47Well, it's kinda hard to tell from this distance, um...
06:50I'm not!
06:51Make me big again, now!
06:53Heard that?
06:54Loud and clear?
06:55Um, the thing is...
06:57Tell me you can make me big again, Les!
07:00I can, and I will.
07:01Um, the thing is that it's just...
07:03I think it's just gonna take a day, uh, or two, tops.
07:07But...
07:08You'll be fine.
07:09Everything's gonna be okay.
07:10You're healthy.
07:11Uh, I checked your vitals.
07:12Wait!
07:13I could die?!
07:14Tiny?!
07:15No!
07:16You...
07:16You're not gonna die, Tiny.
07:18Ha!
07:19You'll be safe in the dollhouse.
07:21Because it's...
07:22It's almost exactly the same as our house-house.
07:25Um, the stove works.
07:27The refrigerator works.
07:29There's food.
07:30The water runs.
07:31And...
07:32I shrunk a few of your favorite things to really make you feel at home home.
07:35Your clothes.
07:38From your closet.
07:41Um...
07:41And, uh, this curling thing.
07:47And your hairbrush.
07:49Uh...
07:50Cold cream.
07:51Looked important.
07:53Oh, and I remembered your coffee.
07:55And the coffee maker worked perfectly, right?
07:57Oh, one crucial thing.
07:59Um, the toilet.
08:00Uh, it works.
08:01I figured it out.
08:02Just don't ever look in the hall closet.
08:04Downstairs.
08:05Ever.
08:06You will be restored to regular size.
08:08Uh, I...
08:09I promise it.
08:09This is just temporary, Lindy.
08:11I am so close.
08:12Truly.
08:14Now it's so close?!
08:16Not a day or two?!
08:19Tom?!
08:20Less?!
08:21You motherfuckers!
08:25Hey.
08:26Calm...
08:26Calm down.
08:27Ahh!
08:27Ahh!
08:29Ahh!
08:30Calm...
08:30Fucking down!
08:50Hey, Lindy.
08:54I'm gonna need a minute, I don't want to be little, he's been away, thank you, you can
09:18we can refilm the ladies cup too, she's on her way for it, she's gone back to her husband,
09:25no, they always do, not this time, no, no, no, because we've got plans, yep, we got concrete
09:32plans, how about a 10 day getaway to Vermont for two, uber romantic,
09:51there are multiple reasons she could be late, no, I know Lindy's coming, why, you may ask,
09:58because our love story is woven into the fabric of time, destined to be written,
10:05immortalized for generations to come, oh, quiet everybody please, quiet please,
10:14sorry, oh, it's work, it's work, hey Martin, well, I, you know, I was, I was gonna head
10:24out of town, so, no, no, no, no, no, of course, of course, I'll just, I'll head into the, into
10:30the lab, no, I've, I've not heard from us, wait, what do you mean you can't get a hold
10:38of them, yeah, oh, okay, bye, does this mean your romantic getaway is canceled?
10:46Martin, can I be honest, I love your service, but I don't love the negative energy,
10:54peace, Alfred?
11:00Take those off, I feel like a specimen,
11:04and come closer, I don't want to keep yelling,
11:10Jesus, the 96?
11:12If there was ever a time.
11:14I know why you didn't tell me about your work.
11:17Well, I couldn't, it was top secret, I signed an ironclad NDA.
11:22It's bullshit, you didn't trust me, which makes me so sad, makes me so sad.
11:32Fuck you, but, yeah.
11:41Well, I didn't exactly hide it from you either.
11:44What?
11:46Happy birthday, Lindy.
11:49They are so cute!
11:53Wait, and legible?
11:56Happy birthday, Lindy.
11:59They're so cute.
12:01Oh, and functional.
12:03Happy birthday, Lindy.
12:06How cute.
12:08And accurate.
12:11The dent from when I sideswiped a mailbox.
12:16Never put it together.
12:18You also said you didn't want to know.
12:23Well, you're not leaving me.
12:25Well, I have to go so I can fix you.
12:26No, no, no, no, Les.
12:28Take me with you.
12:29I'm portable.
12:30You will be safer here in the dollhouse.
12:32I feel very not safe.
12:33I feel very small, and like something bad could happen.
12:38I won't let something happen.
12:39Something did.
12:41Something else, beyond the accident.
12:43But I have to go to the lab so I can fix you.
12:45Please, Les, I do not want to be alone.
12:48Please, I'm scared.
12:49Well, what if I can show you that, um, being small isn't scary?
12:54Oh, God.
12:55I've always wondered what the world would look like if I were six inches tall.
12:58Not me.
13:00I can show you.
13:01No, I, I don't.
13:03Aren't you just a little bit curious?
13:05I will be restored to regular size soon.
13:09I promise.
13:11Trust me.
13:14Okay.
13:17This is crazy.
13:19Oh, my God.
13:23Oh, my God.
13:25Oh.
13:30Oh.
13:32Oh.
13:35Oh.
13:57Yeah, I mean, everything's really big.
14:01Really.
14:17Wow, I can only imagine how different everything looks, right?
14:22You see this dust ball?
14:26Do you think I could choke on this?
14:28Oh, yeah, put that down.
14:33Hello, Dolores.
14:35Look who it is.
14:37See?
14:37She's not that scary.
14:39Why is she looking at me like that?
14:41Oh, oh, it's puffing up.
14:43Do you see what it's doing?
14:45No, no, no.
14:46It's trying to eat me.
14:47No, this is not interesting to me.
14:50Can you put me down, please?
14:51Put me down.
15:05It's fun, right?
15:07We all love a train ride.
15:08Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:12Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:19Merry Christmas.
15:22Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:28Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:31Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:39Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:42Maybe too many times around?
15:44I want to get up.
15:46I don't want to eat.
15:48Oh, I'm going to be sick.
15:51Oh, my God.
15:54Oh, my God.
15:59Hey.
16:00It's going to be okay.
16:03I'm so sorry this happened.
16:06I'm so incredibly sorry.
16:18Water truck ran out of shrinking gas.
16:20I'm going to go to the lab to refuel.
16:22What am I supposed to do with this?
16:24I thought I could crush it up and you could maybe snort it.
16:28I don't know.
16:29I'm Scarface.
16:30I'll just gnaw on it or something.
16:36How are you feeling?
16:38Really?
16:39I mean.
16:40I know what you mean.
16:43Better.
16:46I did always love this couch.
17:02When you're ready.
17:04Uh, pour away.
17:10Don't be shy.
17:13So, this is my, uh, tiny little life now?
17:19Temporary tiny life.
17:21How long again?
17:22A day.
17:23Two at the most.
17:24I'm so close.
17:25So close.
17:26Yeah.
17:27Yeah.
17:32Did you microwave this off the floor?
17:34Floor is clean.
17:35You're the first person to ever walk on it.
17:38Six inch tall, Neil fucking Armstrong?
17:41Kind of.
17:50Less you put parmesan in the potatoes.
17:53Potatoes a la Diane.
17:56With a twist.
17:58Who?
17:59Reese Witherspoon from Legally Blonde.
18:01She's gonna play me in the movie.
18:03She's gonna play the sister character.
18:05I still don't know who that is.
18:07Walt?
18:08She's blonde, wears pink, goes to Harvard.
18:11That's a stretch.
18:12What?
18:12I am blonde.
18:14Less said that we could be twins.
18:16I'm sure he's just being kind.
18:18No, no, I think with the right hair and makeup, you know Hollywood, I mean...
18:21It's beyond me why they're even adapting the book into a film.
18:24Because it's sold a million copies?
18:27Because it won the Pulitzer?
18:29Hollywood must be out of ideas.
18:31You're not excited?
18:33Laura Dern is playing the mother.
18:35I adore Laura Dern, but I question her judgment.
18:39The book wasn't well received.
18:40I repeated one the Pulitzer.
18:42The Guardian dubbed it literary popcorn and added, that does not a Pulitzer make their words.
18:48Which she memorized and repeat constantly.
18:51I can barely show my face at Wine Club Wednesday without Carol turning her nose up at me as if
18:57I were the devil incarnate.
18:59Walt?
18:59Your mother needs her Wine Club Wednesdays.
19:02That's not a stretch.
19:03Mom, it's fiction.
19:06Carol didn't see a character.
19:08Carol saw me, and the me in your book is a monster.
19:12It's a comedy.
19:13It's a dark comedy.
19:14A coming-of-age story about a woman who felt abandoned and silenced by a monster-of-a-mother character.
19:23You try being a single mother of two young girls whose husband walked out one day without a word.
19:31Walked out or was driven away?
19:33Jim abandoned me.
19:34No, he stopped being married to you.
19:37He abandoned me.
19:40Me too.
19:41And he's still the hero.
19:43I tried my best.
19:46Walt?
19:46If I may, Walt?
19:48Diane, have you tried the potatoes?
19:50I call them potatoes a la Diane.
19:54I'm with a twist.
19:55Is the twist a turn of the knife?
19:57It's Parmesan cheese.
19:58Try it.
20:05It's too rich, but absolutely divine.
20:09Just like you.
20:15Walt.
20:16Sorry.
20:16I think we should visit the Arch tomorrow.
20:19I hear it's dreadful.
20:22Yes.
20:23Yes.
20:24No, I don't get the Arch.
20:25It's like an Arch for what?
20:27It's the gateway to the West.
20:30I think it's great.
20:32I can barely show my face.
20:34Wine Club Wednesdays.
20:37Hollywood has run out of ideas.
20:39I think Laura Dern is a very generous cast.
20:41I have to say hello.
20:47What's going on?
20:48Do you want to have a sec?
20:49Oh, yes.
20:50Yes, please.
20:51Will I be here?
20:52Yeah, we'll be quiet.
20:53We'll be fine.
20:54Oh, all right.
20:55You're Santa.
20:56High volume.
20:58Honey?
20:59Watch, watch, watch.
20:59What?
21:00Watch, watch.
21:02Okay.
21:03Okay.
21:03Okay.
21:04Bye.
21:05Come on.
21:06Wait, wait, wait.
21:07Come on.
21:33Oh, Jesus, what?
21:36Can I help you?
21:38Obviously, this isn't the washroom.
21:41It's down the hall with the light on.
21:42The one with the toilet.
21:44I can see the light.
21:51He's trying to escape.
21:56We're to the Arch.
21:59Oh, my God.
22:01Oh, fuck.
22:02Okay, okay.
22:04Maybe I can't be quiet.
22:06I don't think you can.
22:10Hey.
22:14I'm not really like her, though, right?
22:17My mother, I'm not like Diane, am I?
22:21Does that make me Walt?
22:24Seriously, man.
22:24Seriously?
22:25Seriously?
22:26Seriously?
22:28No.
22:29Fuck no.
22:30Because she's...
22:31No, she's unbelievable.
22:32And not in a good way.
22:36It's gonna be okay.
22:38It's only a few days.
22:43Only a few days.
22:51It's only a few days.
22:52Notice.
23:14And not in a good way.
23:15Hey.
23:15Okay.
23:20Bye.
23:21Bye.
23:22I know it's more.
23:22yeah what what what it can't be right okay I'm coming in but now oh now ish
24:01go
24:06stay stay
24:11no no no no
24:13No!
24:18Magu!
24:19Come here!
24:23Ow! Fuck! You fuzzy fucker!
24:38Stop!
24:40Stop it, you're fine!
24:43I feel bad enough already.
24:48I mean, she's safe, right?
25:01Hey!
25:03Hey!
25:07Yes, Richard? What is it?
25:08Oh, you seem upset.
25:11No, Richard, I'm fine, I'm fine.
25:13You know, I sometimes come to my car to cry, too, when I need a release, so I get where
25:19you're at.
25:20Okay, right. Is that all?
25:22Now you've got me worried.
25:23Is everything all right at home? You know, with your wife, Lindy?
25:26Lindy's her name, right?
25:27Yes, Richard, she's fine.
25:29Good, good.
25:29Yeah.
25:31Yeah.
25:31She's just, uh, keeping busy over the holidays.
25:34Yes, Richard, she's at home, writing. She's keeping busy.
25:37She's writing, writing. That's wonderful. That's wonderful.
25:41Richard!
25:42Richard! Get your butt inside!
25:44I'm sorry you used profanity. I'm upset.
25:50I'll see you later.
26:01Luz?
26:03Luz?
26:09That is a toy.
26:16Luz?
26:17me? Right, right. I have to trust him. I cannot spiral. Oh, yeah. Why not? Okay, that's good.
26:38Space colon? Colon? Colonal. Colonel. Space colonel. Next stop, Uranus. Fuck, I'm already spiraling.
26:53You made me believe you were so close, so I believed you. Yes, and you should believe me.
26:58That's our deal. There is mathematical truth in stating I am so close. So what does so
27:02close mean to you in this context today? My God, I can't put an actual number on it. I don't
27:10know. What? What have you done? What have I done? Martin, I didn't want to say you have
27:18one job. Contract is for 30 days. That's insane. Well, you said that you were close. 30 days?
27:26Please? Well, it will work. I mean, the math says it will, and math is never wrong. So...
27:34Now you have 30 days. No, no, no. We have 30 days. Oh, now it's we. What does it say
27:38exactly?
27:39What does the small print say? Exactly. It says that we have 30 days to prove that the
27:44restoration formula works. Uh-huh. Or the patent on our tech... On my tech, thank you.
27:50Reverts to Hilton. Uh-huh. And Hilton sues you. Sues us. For fraud. And you go to jail.
27:59To jail? Well, can he do that? He can. And after 30 days, it goes. The tech, the lab,
28:06the Bob's gone. But, but, okay, so how do I make, uh, how do I, how do I make things
28:17big
28:17again? Because I, I have to make things big again? Well, after 30 days, you can't.
28:25This is really, really, actually silly. I mean, can he actually do this?
28:30Yes, he can. It says it right here.
28:38Les, how bad is this?
28:46Okay. I'm not even going to ask about the cat.
29:07Um, hey, I, I, I got you something for Christmas.
29:11Oh, I, I, I didn't get you anything.
29:14Hey. Look, it's okay.
29:19Like what Shakespeare used to write with.
29:22You know I like Shakespeare?
29:24Oh, everybody knows you like Shakespeare.
29:27Bars guard. Well, you talk about it a lot.
29:32You seem a little bit down.
29:34No, I'm, uh, just tired, you know, and I was waiting up last night for someone, someone special, you know,
29:44and it's just, you know.
29:47Oh, Merry, Merry Christmas, Richard.
29:49Yeah, thank you, Janet. This is a very thoughtful gift, so.
29:59Thy returneth to thine grind.
30:09Okay.
30:12Buddy.
30:14Any room over here?
30:23Oh.
30:26Right. Okay.
30:30Looks good.
30:32Okay.
30:37Oh, come on.
30:43Okay.
30:45Oh, my God.
30:50Oh, there we go.
30:53Guide.
30:55Guide.
30:58Oh, a classic.
31:01Gamma!
31:06Volume.
31:09We're never turning this off.
31:12Okay, Sax.
31:16So, we've got popcorn, but no candy.
31:25Oh, less.
31:27That's just for me.
31:37Richard, I need everyone at the top of their game today.
31:39It's a big day.
31:40It could be the day.
31:41Needs to be the day.
31:43Or two.
31:44At the most.
31:50Here are my thoughts.
31:54Adjust the last line on the Maxwell's stress sensor to B sub J.
31:58Minus one-half times the quantity epsilon naught.
32:02Times E squared plus B squared over mu naught.
32:06Complete.
32:07Thoughts.
32:07Thoughts complete.
32:08Bobs.
32:09Implement his thoughts.
32:16B sub J minus one-half times the quantity of epsilon naught times E squared plus B squared
32:24over mu naught.
32:25Complete.
32:27Carl, implement his thoughts.
32:56Complete.
33:12Let's make history.
33:56Let's make history.
34:02A great attempt in the name of science.
34:05Richard?
34:06Bob the explainer.
34:08Nominal success.
34:10Subject expanded to regular size for 2.1 seconds.
34:14Same as previous attempt.
34:16Result, molecular disequilibrium.
34:19Eraser Bob, C-Medic.
34:20Bring in Fred.
34:22Clean up an aisle everywhere.
34:24Richard?
34:24We're waiting on analysis to proceed.
34:27We'll adjust based on your thoughts.
34:30We'll go again.
34:31No, you won't.
34:33If this is your definition of close, we have a big problem.
34:37You working in a bubble with your staff and your secrets ends today.
34:41Moving forward, everything that happens in this lab will be authorized by me.
34:46No.
34:47No, no, no, no, no, no.
34:49Um, this is not how we work here.
34:52We are making history.
34:54Okay?
34:55That corn was regular size.
34:58It's incredible.
34:59As a scientist, how can you not see that?
35:01Reports, equipment, results, any spending whatsoever.
35:04Everything you use must be logged up to and including packets of instant oatmeal in the break room.
35:10Can I explain my fiber deficiencies?
35:12Okay, everybody, everybody.
35:13This is Virginia.
35:15Vivian.
35:15Vivian.
35:16I don't know her last name, but she's new here and she doesn't know how things work.
35:20And, Bob, you don't need to worry about your oatmeal, okay?
35:22Can we just talk about this?
35:25Martin, you know exactly how much money this science circus is hemorrhaging.
35:30I don't care about the money.
35:31Of course you don't.
35:32You spent seven years and several hundred thousand dollars designing your logo.
35:38I had to open the books.
35:39Well, it had to be perfect.
35:41What?
35:42Irresponsible and deeply sad.
35:44Dr. Littlejohn, it's no longer your money.
35:46It's Hilton Smith's money.
35:48This is his lab now, and I run Hilton's lab.
35:51Ergo, I run this lab.
35:53This is unacceptable, and it's ridiculous, and do something.
35:58Okay, no we, no we, just me.
36:01I want to talk to Hilton right now.
36:04Well, good luck reaching him.
36:06He's spending the holidays piloting an experimental submersible off the coast of Guam.
36:11Guam?
36:13Guam?
36:13What?
36:14Shut it down.
36:15We'll try again tomorrow, together.
36:19These ladders are an OSHA violation.
36:21You're an OSHA violation!
36:25Dear Harry Jesus!
36:27And I hope Hilton gets crushed into ketchup by 400 atmospheres of pressure!
36:3229 days.
36:33Not helpful.
36:34Not the point!
36:44Oh, what have I done?
36:53Midnight for the stars and you
37:00Midnight and a rendezvous
37:06Your eyes held a message tender
37:11Saying I surrender
37:14All my life
37:16No, it's my phone.
37:19Oh, it's my phone!
37:21Oh, oh!
37:25Come, come, come, come!
37:27What?
37:28What?
37:39No!
37:41No!
37:42No!
37:44No!
37:49No!
38:00Fuck, did you just say something?
38:09Am I losing my mind?
38:17I can see me in you.
38:23I can see you in you.
38:24Damn it.
38:25What?
38:26Ah!
38:27What is that?
38:30Oh!
38:31Oh, fuck.
38:36I gotta get out of here!
38:43Ow!
38:44Fuck!
38:46Ah!
38:47Ah!
38:48Ah!
38:50Ah!
38:51Ah!
38:51Ah!
38:53Fuck!
38:54God!
38:54Damn it!
38:55For God's sake.
39:00Ah!
39:01Ah!
39:03Ah!
39:03God!
39:04Dang it!
39:05No!
39:05Oh!
39:11I'm alive.
39:12I'm alive.
39:13Oh!
39:13Ah!
39:19Ah!
39:21Oh!
39:22Oh!
39:23Oh!
39:50Oh, no.
39:54Oh, no.
40:26Oh, God.
40:27Oh, God.
40:28Oh, God.
40:30Oh, God.
40:32Oh, God.
40:37Ricky!
40:38Hold on!
40:39I'll save you!
40:40Oh, God.
40:45Oh, God.
40:48Oh, God.
40:50Oh, God.
40:51Oh, God.
40:55Too many broken hearts have fallen in the river.
40:59Too many lonely stars have dripped out to sea.
41:03You lay your bets and then you pay the price
41:07The things we do for love
41:09The things we do for love
41:14Communication is the problem to the answer
41:18You've got a number and your hand is on a phone
41:21The weather's turned and all the lights are down
41:25The things we do for love
41:27The things we do for love
41:29Like walking in the rain and the snow
41:33When there's nowhere to go
41:35When you're feeling like a part of you is dying
41:39And you're looking for the answer in her eyes
41:44You think you're gonna break up
41:46Then she says she wants to make up
41:50Oh, yeah, every moment of the world
42:04Oh, yeah, every moment of the world
42:20Talk to you in the for love
42:23People are getting married
42:23In the for love
42:24You
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