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00:00:05Last week, Hypernosis was being acquired by Cupertino.
00:00:08It's not happening.
00:00:09I did meet a Danish CFO.
00:00:12Of course, we use protection.
00:00:13What can Hypernosis do to help us win our next war?
00:00:16We represent America's veterans.
00:00:18I told you they were from the VA.
00:00:20I need a sexy new client.
00:00:22I was in there and I saw you take that thing.
00:00:24You've been running a magnificent scam on all your clients.
00:00:27My company, we harvest your data.
00:00:29Like how you and your ex-husband both try to dodge custody of the kid.
00:01:10God bless you.
00:01:11I love you.
00:01:24God bless you.
00:01:26God bless you.
00:01:39audio message to jojo therapy hey making sure you're getting my messages for the next session
00:01:50tomorrow i was hoping maybe you could come up with a list of your like real thoroughbred clients
00:01:55from your stable super super excited about this next chapter in our alliance yeah we'll do some
00:02:06spark flinging and idea splashing
00:02:13okay text me unless you're uh under something heavy are you uh kidding obviously it's duncan
00:02:25how are my ketones 0.3 millimolar too many gojis in my slurry i told you i mean i don't
00:02:32think it's
00:02:32the gojis what the hell where is my one by oh um i don't know my one by
00:02:42where's thelma where's thelma thelma thelma the tungsten cube i showed you yesterday yeah remember
00:02:49where is it i don't know where the cube is did you take my cube selva listen i i'm not
00:02:56accusing you
00:02:57i know it's cliche but we were just talking about it no no thelma brain food only fish with the
00:03:05good
00:03:05omega 3 the atlantic nova maybe don't cry don't do that but where is the cube she's okay she's not
00:03:13she's so cute hey this is what you once said about you he yelled it out nothing worse nothing worse
00:03:19really i don't know she fucked a great day
00:03:28run if you're gonna run jamie's task forces this morning
00:03:34it's time to think endowment gifts stanford's not taking this one for free okay
00:03:48hey duncan hey duncan oh jesus no no your paparazzi now well you weren't taking my calls
00:03:55i can't find the stock app on this thing concerns about your price no just doing fiduciary hygiene
00:04:02well markets are closed today it's labor day oh well when's ceo day huh but hey but some of us
00:04:08are
00:04:08still on a deadline so off the record in the lockbox any comment on the crupertino acquisition
00:04:14come on man you started this our talk's still going ahead what's happening you know after your
00:04:19last article came out a lot of people thought it was me who leaked the rumor maybe your lockbox is
00:04:24in
00:04:24need of uh rejuvenation hey can we stop running please i understand an american diet duncan please
00:04:37duncan no one knew that you were the source not from me anyway good and if you want anything else
00:04:43about me from me you're gonna need to stay my deep throat okay no you're my deep throat
00:04:50any way you like it nana audio message to jojo therapy hey um just to say you could hit me
00:05:04back
00:05:04i'm anxious okay man anxious anxious
00:05:12i want a gun okay but honey they said they caught they think they did well ma'am if you
00:05:20have any
00:05:20additional information you caught a guy not the guy are you hungry eat something my child sleeps down
00:05:27there okay i mean what if this guy is still out there lurking waiting you can eat more than that
00:05:33see this is why your tummy hates you looks like he tried to break the seal with this that's my
00:05:38pippin this is oh my god this is an original broadway cast recording wow look at that trashed i'm sorry
00:05:48that's just you know he must have come in through the waiting room how many times have i asked alvin
00:05:53to fix that lock i mean if he won't fix it i'm sorry but what choice do we have but
00:05:57a gun okay well
00:05:58true alvin our landlord we asked him to put an alarm as well and we're gonna he's done nothing okay
00:06:03but we're gonna talk to him obviously okay no gun i'm not living in a home with an instrument of
00:06:10death no offense you rent
00:06:18he may not be taking this seriously enough i think you're being a little bit irrational to tell you
00:06:23the truth oh wake up gary we work with several ultra rich clients i mean people on the radar of
00:06:29cabals
00:06:29and and cartels and conglomerates i mean you don't think that that one of their rivals might plant a
00:06:35listening device in their therapist's office i mean cia does it all the time the cia yes the cia
00:06:43okay there is a batch of klonopin upstairs it's going to help i don't want a klonopin gary i want
00:06:49a fucking gun i never get anything i want we still have all the old furniture from your first marriage
00:06:55fine fine fine well now i want a gun
00:07:17i nearly socked lorraine when she signed me up to be a whore
00:07:22winningidea.com that's winning with a y by the way like whining but more horrible
00:07:27mm-hmm yeah i don't know that site people pay 15 grand to pitch their winning idea
00:07:34to ceo types like me 15 minutes but what halfway decent ceo has 15 minutes to burn
00:07:41so basically it's a parade of shit ceo's or bored retired types like me it triggered me
00:07:47like a fire alarm at a at a fireworks factory that's how bad it triggered me never again it's
00:07:55okay carl we we we all feel that way uh sometimes horrible people who have no uh boundaries no manners
00:08:04no integrity we we want to lash out and sometimes we even fantasize about hurting yes yes
00:08:11yes amen sister let's hurt um um yeah but uh what are some strategies that that that we could use
00:08:19um what about our mnemonics stop s-t-o-p stop yeah that thing yeah that's right uh s-stop
00:08:28t take a step
00:08:29back oh yeah can i forgive me can i just the s of stop is stop the acronym is stop
00:08:38but the s of stop
00:08:39stands for stop yeah yeah that's um uh that's no that's right um s stop t take a step back
00:08:46oh
00:08:47observe p proceed mindfully it's just a a little thing to remember for when that
00:08:53the s of stop is for stop correct i mean can you people pretend to to dress it up a
00:09:00little bit
00:09:00i mean slow down suspend something i can't believe a group of professionals got into a room and landed
00:09:08on that probably high-fived each other over it you know i mean on the face of it if if
00:09:13i could stop i
00:09:14wouldn't need the mnemonic if i could stop i wouldn't need anger management i'm here because i can't
00:09:20stop right you did stop is only the first step yeah of stop of stop right stop now t okay
00:09:29take a
00:09:29step back yeah are you testing me because i think i may fail because i may start s is for
00:09:36start t uh
00:09:38throwing thing carl a is for at uh r is for uh don't say i'm gonna say it don't say
00:09:45i'm gonna say it
00:09:46retarded okay and the last t is for therapists i am going to start throwing things at retarded
00:09:52therapists huh i said it okay oh for christ's sake carl just just breathe you breathe
00:10:02but i've seen s at scores go up 15 20 with the right fungal regime but there's always side effects
00:10:09with fungus okay so retest with the hitting and getting the right sure but let's say
00:10:16she hits 1300 then we're well within range for duke carnegie mary jameson lowkey favor can you try
00:10:27these glasses on wow right yes it's like worth a hundred iq points right yeah for the interview
00:10:36yeah and what if we went a bit radical with her hair maybe baltic color uh manifests individuality
00:10:46no i think she looked like a blue-eyed pinata
00:10:52i want the first swing no sweetie i'm kidding let's talk accommodations dr gary
00:11:00yes little preview perhaps yeah yeah um all right so uh as i said the full report promised but
00:11:09okay so boiling it down to some salient headlines um the non-verbal abstract processing average um
00:11:17but jameson does uh meet the qualifying diagnostic criteria for adhd but only just
00:11:25so double time does she get double if you'd like a significant number of applicants will have 200
00:11:31right okay i don't need it i'm not sped duncan
00:11:36remy you remember remy our admissions consultant remy will you tell him what you're thinking read the um
00:11:40endowments oh three or four million to the endowment fund uh any more starts to look like a
00:11:45right unless we're talking a new library isn't strategic generosity a bit shameless this is all such
00:11:53bullshit jamie oh she's upset about being neurodivergent well i'm not you really just done the margin
00:11:59i'm not you want to have to take the test twice as fast as everyone else let's retest
00:12:04yeah sure take the neural thingy okay just see that i'll take you we'll get cheeseburgers no no
00:12:10cheeseburgers yeah and like there's nothing wrong with being on the spectrum i mean i always assume
00:12:15you are with me on it and hey who among the silicon savants are in a little divergent in the
00:12:19neuro
00:12:20right right i mean that's why we're so good at telling the rest of you how to shop and talk
00:12:25and
00:12:25stuff we're on the outside looking in right dr gary that's right that's uh really interesting
00:12:33perspective on that um joanne never mentioned that you were on the spectrum well why was she no
00:12:42what no why would she that's uh i'm i'm sorry i misspoke uh that's called the cognitive overload
00:12:47folks joanne is my wife joanne was texting right and i was talking to her and i just
00:12:51oh look there she is again right yeah what a relief because i thought she got hit by a truck
00:13:00uh no glad to see your phone's working uh i'm curious if uh gary is aware of your unusual
00:13:08investment strategy should i ask him
00:13:17no you don't lady you can't cancel on me you should not get to do that hello
00:13:24hey can i yeah listen uh just to apologize it was highly unprofessional of me to identify you
00:13:32as a patient in front of others it was a violation transgression crime no not a crime actually but
00:13:40she never mentioned your diagnosis to me ever i've never been diagnosed it's i'm sorry we were
00:13:48having quite an anxious morning that's joanne actually i keep meaning to get tested but um
00:13:59well i mean if you're interested that's something i could do for you sure
00:14:04i mean on the house oh great what are you doing now it's labor day gary you want to labor
00:14:09uh sure yeah today sure yeah great yeah you need the internet no no no great old school
00:14:17good good good not not here not here i know a great place no one will bother us even if
00:14:23they wanted to okay yeah
00:14:29okay so microphones same as at us
00:14:33you know
00:14:34where it's warm for a bright yeah
00:14:37look behind your couch cushions and chairs and look
00:14:41i'll see what's happening in your closet is a tiny hiding place for cameras as tiny as a grain of
00:14:49salt
00:14:50and people your art those paintings and that pattern hiding is really freaking right
00:14:58and remember it's only the paranoia in the eyes of tsunami saris
00:15:03okay
00:15:14let's go
00:15:14just take a chance ho
00:15:19just take a chance ho
00:15:44What's wrong, Gary?
00:15:45You're looking a little green.
00:15:46No, no, no.
00:15:46You're one of those guys who really likes to drive.
00:15:48I wasn't driving.
00:15:49It's a self-driving car.
00:15:51I mean, who knows how to drive better than a car, right?
00:15:54Right, yeah, yeah.
00:15:56You're not a risk guy, Gary, huh?
00:15:58Sure.
00:15:59Let me ask you, how are you with your investments?
00:16:01Do you like to get freaky with the Dow?
00:16:03Oh, you know, investing is like Joanne's department mostly.
00:16:08Is it?
00:16:08Yeah.
00:16:09Lily never shuts up about my portfolio.
00:16:12Joanne must keep you abreast, right?
00:16:14Not so much.
00:16:15It's like I do more thermostats, oil changes.
00:16:18It's like alcohol.
00:16:19Yeah, but that's the thing you want to go.
00:16:21Right.
00:16:23Home, sweet home.
00:16:26Everyone has a smart house, right?
00:16:29This one's dumb.
00:16:30That whole thing on top of the house, that's a Faraday cage.
00:16:34Blocks all cellular.
00:16:36Here, give me yours.
00:16:38Oh, no, I need to have this right now, if that's okay.
00:16:40But no cell phones inside.
00:16:44Yeah, sure.
00:16:45Great.
00:16:45Could use a break.
00:16:46Yeah.
00:16:47Great.
00:16:48Yep.
00:16:49The Internet's never once popped its cherry.
00:16:51I mean, if you need milk, the fridge won't tell you.
00:16:54Your phone won't suggest you breathe, and I guess if you fall down and break your leg,
00:16:58you're shit out of luck.
00:17:00Yeah.
00:17:00I suppose.
00:17:02Let's find out how weird I am.
00:17:04Yeah.
00:17:16I confuse texture with temperature.
00:17:19Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:17:23Like when I touch things?
00:17:27Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:17:30Maybe with, like, fruit, wet fruit.
00:17:33You know, like a melon rind.
00:17:34So, rarely?
00:17:37I fear flowers with thorns.
00:17:39Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:17:44Never.
00:17:45I don't know, wait, should I?
00:17:48Rarely.
00:17:49You, rarely.
00:17:51I feel judged by my clothes.
00:17:53Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:18:01Sometimes.
00:18:10I'm sorry, does that count for more?
00:18:15I have difficulty waiting my turn.
00:18:18Always, sometimes, rarely.
00:18:21Always.
00:18:31Orson, Orson, Orson, I need you.
00:18:33Right now.
00:18:35I...
00:18:37Did you lock the door?
00:18:41Okay.
00:18:41I have all my passwords saved here somewhere, um, on a thumb drive, and I, I, I need to change
00:18:51all of them.
00:18:53Okay.
00:18:53Um, uh, hey, what, what, what, what if you just, uh, give me the computer password, then I can change
00:18:59them all.
00:19:02Aren't you smart?
00:19:04Okay, um, it's your name and your birthday.
00:19:14Uh, did you do the capital O?
00:19:17I did the capital O.
00:19:22That's not the right date.
00:19:24Well, it's my birthday.
00:19:25No, it's not.
00:19:27It, it totally is.
00:19:29It's the 11th.
00:19:31No, it's, it's the 10th.
00:19:36This is why you always call me the day after my birthday?
00:19:43I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,
00:19:47I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,
00:19:51I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,
00:19:53I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,
00:19:55I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I,
00:19:56I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I
00:20:08farm. You remember. Yes, you do. You loved it. There was that, um, that mine ride with the
00:20:15animatronic Chinese laborers and you wore that little cowboy hat I got you. Well, I didn't go
00:20:22there for me or since Jesus. You think I had a good time at Knott's Berry farm? Um, why don't,
00:20:31why don't we just do the fingerprint thing instead? Yeah. Good idea.
00:20:40Um, like this. Um, right over here. This. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you.
00:20:58Can you hear that? Listen.
00:21:03Total lack of microwaves.
00:21:06Yeah. It's, it's a, it's a beautiful house, Duncan.
00:21:12It was Hamish's. My business partner. College roommate. Yeah. He loved it here. We co-founded
00:21:20Fafa. You remember Fafa? Yeah. Uh, yeah. Uh, buddy of mine met his first wife on Fafa and
00:21:27I bought a Subaru on Fafa. It was actually my second Subaru. Got that on Fafa. Nice.
00:21:33Nice. Okay. So I really got to get back. So can you run me to the, uh. Yes. Yes. You
00:21:38remember
00:21:39Hamish? Hamish was a genius. Inept. But, you know, he, he couldn't, he couldn't look people
00:21:47in the eye. He couldn't, couldn't talk to people. I talked for him.
00:21:57Dude had a horrible stutter. Yeah. I would steal his, uh, his shoes, his medication, you know,
00:22:07that kind of thing. And, uh, he'd go, Fafa, fuck you, Duncan. And that's how he came up
00:22:13with the name Fafa. How? He hanged himself. Oh. Right above where you're standing, actually.
00:22:21Oh, fuck. You still make out where he, uh, carved his goodbye. Sorry.
00:22:31Yeah. Should have been your welcome, right? You're welcome. He gave, he gave me this house,
00:22:36gave me everything, and a chance to do it on my own. Yeah. That's how I bought Hypernosis.
00:22:53Whoo. Wish that a Joanne back then. Let's go. Okay. Okay.
00:23:02Joanne deserves so much more. And I'm not talking about you. I'm, I'm sure you keep her very
00:23:08satisfied. And I'm, I'm, I mean financially. We're doing all right, Duncan. I appreciate
00:23:16your concern. You can call yourself a car, right? I'm going to hang back and meditate.
00:23:21If, if you just go up the hill, you'll, you'll eventually get service, okay? Wait, up, up
00:23:26the, this.
00:23:39Okay. What was Joanne texting Gary about? Uh, well. Was it about me? It was, wasn't it?
00:23:45It was about me. No, uh, no, it's not. It's, um, okay. What? She, uh, she wants, uh, she wants
00:23:50a gun.
00:23:51A gun. A gun. Yes. A gun. A gun. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning.
00:24:26Good morning, Bill.
00:24:28Morning, Dr. Webb.
00:24:31Wondering, what's that?
00:24:33That was for Lacey.
00:24:35Last year, she was one of the ones who put herself in a Cal Trains bath.
00:24:40Take it down, Bill, or else they will all want one.
00:24:50I don't know what they're going to say.
00:24:54Clepto, pyro, psycho.
00:24:59I'd probably make a lot of bitches smile if I unalive myself.
00:25:03I'm just having too much fun, you know?
00:25:11Hmm?
00:25:13What's that?
00:25:15You got no wisdom to share?
00:25:19Speak up.
00:25:22It's embarrassing.
00:25:44It's easy.
00:25:52Are you nervous?
00:25:54Don't be.
00:25:54You're going to be great.
00:25:55Not great.
00:25:56You don't have to be great.
00:25:57Just keep expectations reasonable.
00:26:00Here, I say this to my clients.
00:26:02You know the story of Icarus?
00:26:03He tried to fly too close to the sun, but his wings melted.
00:26:07And so he fell down to earth and died.
00:26:09But if Icarus flew too low, he'd drown.
00:26:13The middle.
00:26:15That is where you want to be.
00:26:17Yep.
00:26:18Not drowning.
00:26:19Not getting burned by the sun.
00:26:20But hey, you're flying.
00:26:23That's cool.
00:26:24Thanks, Mom.
00:26:27Love you so much, if you have no idea.
00:26:32Yeah.
00:26:38Let's go.
00:26:46Hey, how's it going?
00:26:48Thank you so much.
00:26:48Hi. Name and grade? Orson Stern, 9th grade.
00:26:59I'm new, so...
00:27:03Uh, Dr. Webb? This young man is in the system, but...
00:27:10Hon, it looks like your transcript from your last school never arrived.
00:27:17We can't onboard you until we get it.
00:27:19My dad was supposed to do that.
00:27:21Oh.
00:27:22Can you give him a call?
00:27:25Yeah.
00:27:47Um, he didn't... he didn't answer.
00:27:50Why don't you go wait in the dining hall?
00:27:53Someone will come by you.
00:27:55Hi.
00:27:57I'm all right.
00:27:59I'm all right.
00:28:05I'm all right.
00:28:05I'm running here.
00:28:07Come on.
00:28:08Come on!
00:28:09Come on!
00:28:10Come on!
00:28:10Beep, beep.
00:28:11Yeah.
00:28:12Thank you, everybody.
00:28:38Oh, have a good day.
00:28:39Yeah, bye, bye.
00:28:41Bye, bye.
00:28:42Um, hey, uh, we should talk.
00:28:45There's nothing to talk about.
00:28:46Nothing to talk.
00:28:47That's, that's emotional distortion.
00:28:50And if deliberate, um, quite cruel.
00:28:53Duncan, I am not doing this here.
00:28:56It's fine.
00:28:57That's fine.
00:28:57Follow me.
00:28:58Uh, we'll talk.
00:28:59No.
00:29:00Fine.
00:29:00Um, when you were insider trading off your patients, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, your clients.
00:29:06When you were insider trading off your clients, most private and confidential confidences
00:29:10given to you in strict confidence, according to the rules of Therapy International, I'm
00:29:16just curious.
00:29:22Oh my God.
00:29:24Oh my God.
00:29:26Oh my God.
00:29:30Oh my God.
00:30:08Oh my God.
00:30:56Oh my God.
00:31:00I think several purchases of stocks I, I do not recognize.
00:31:04Oh dear.
00:31:05Have a seat.
00:31:08Um, the sticky part is, uh, I'm a psychologist.
00:31:12Mm.
00:31:12Um, but patients with clients come for therapy to my home office.
00:31:16Working from home, uh, working from home, uh, working from home, uh, working from home, the
00:31:18dream.
00:31:19Yes, it is.
00:31:20Um, but one of them must have got my phone and, and, uh, and found my brokerage account.
00:31:25Okay.
00:31:26Let's see what we're talking about here.
00:31:28Okay.
00:31:29Okay.
00:31:29Name?
00:31:31Uh, well, I need to emphasize that the, the doctor-patient confidentiality thing is a worry.
00:31:39I mean, if it was one of my patients, I, I couldn't testify, um, to it.
00:31:46Hmm.
00:31:47Sounds like a case for our pals in the fraud department.
00:31:49They know how to tangle with law enforcement and all that jazz.
00:31:53Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:31:54Um, thank you.
00:31:56Um, you see, at least ten of my patients could have done this.
00:31:59So, and, and five of them have dangerous, violent tendencies.
00:32:04I mean, they might do harm to themselves or their families.
00:32:07They could come after me.
00:32:10Could even come after you, Pat.
00:32:13Well, why would they come after me?
00:32:16Is there a world where we reverse the trades, like give it back?
00:32:23Well, we can't recoup your losses without a fraud report, I'm afraid.
00:32:31There weren't any losses, only profits.
00:32:37It's an ethical concern.
00:32:39I, I, I can't be making money off my, my patients.
00:32:44Hmm.
00:32:45Well, you could, um, you could give the money to charity, like for psychologists.
00:33:01Or I could lose it.
00:33:02To protect my patient.
00:33:04Make a bad bet.
00:33:06Maybe two.
00:33:07Muddy it up.
00:33:08Sure.
00:33:09I can't advise you to do that.
00:33:11We have duties.
00:33:12Fiduciary ones.
00:33:13Yeah, yeah.
00:33:13I get it.
00:33:15I know what to do now.
00:33:16Great.
00:33:17Thank you, Pat.
00:33:19Now, would you be willing to fill out a customer satisfaction survey?
00:33:23No.
00:33:26Can you get a clear image, Harper?
00:33:28This, it looks like a pile of laundry on a skateboard.
00:33:31Her phone is off, so she's probably on to you.
00:33:34Did you geofix her car?
00:33:35Yes, but the signal's very shaky.
00:33:37I'm only locked in on her telematics.
00:33:40Like her car's emergency systems.
00:33:43Okay.
00:33:43Even her tire pressure monitors send out a beacon.
00:33:46Her tire pressure monitors.
00:33:48Wow.
00:33:50There's no hiding with this.
00:33:51Nice new digs, by the way.
00:33:53I bet this could be the hub for this project.
00:33:55What are we going to call it?
00:33:56Did you come up with a name yet?
00:33:57Eye in the Sky?
00:33:58Duncan.
00:34:00That's funny, but something a little more grand.
00:34:03The Dunquisition.
00:34:04That's not funny.
00:34:05The Eye of Odin.
00:34:07No.
00:34:08No, no, did.
00:34:09No, did.
00:34:10Like?
00:34:10Hypnosis.
00:34:11Hypnosis, like?
00:34:11G-O-N.
00:34:13No, no, no, G.
00:34:13She's on the 280, and she's getting a hub.
00:34:15Oh, where is she?
00:34:16Wait, wait.
00:34:17Okay.
00:34:18Where is this?
00:34:19Harper, where is that?
00:34:20Um.
00:34:20Why did you turn it off?
00:34:22Just that, um, I've already given you a 360-degree profile of this woman, and this is not protecting,
00:34:29and it's not probing.
00:34:30It's straight-up stalking.
00:34:31We're not...
00:34:33We're not stalking her.
00:34:34We're stalking her car.
00:34:36Harper, she wants to buy a gun to shoot Duncan.
00:34:38That's right.
00:34:39That's right.
00:34:39This is a life or death.
00:34:41So now, can you just do your job?
00:34:43This is not my job.
00:34:44This is extra.
00:34:46How much do you make?
00:34:47$150.
00:34:47If I give you two, can we never have this conversation again?
00:34:51I would like to be CTO.
00:34:54Wow.
00:34:54Wow.
00:34:55A threat to my physical well-being is your cue to negotiate.
00:35:00We'll discuss it at your next performance review.
00:35:03Oh, it's now.
00:35:03It sucks.
00:35:04Just get her back.
00:35:07The eye of no death.
00:35:09Eye of no death.
00:35:09Can we be quiet in this space, please?
00:35:11Yeah, sorry.
00:35:12Okay.
00:35:42The secret to success.
00:35:44Take something people already do for free and charge them for it.
00:35:47Now, you've got a business.
00:35:49I'm the founder of Brainly.
00:35:51What's your winning idea?
00:35:53Jesus Christ.
00:35:57Come on, come on.
00:35:59Work is life.
00:36:01That's why I launched Deathmo, a reimagined work week for your business where days are
00:36:05numbers, not names.
00:36:07No more Mondays.
00:36:08No more Sundays.
00:36:09Just pure flow.
00:36:10What's your winning idea?
00:36:12Morons.
00:36:13Good for you.
00:36:14Oh, God.
00:36:20We're here.
00:36:25Oh.
00:37:16Now, my alpha men, consider the king crab.
00:37:20Its shell can only strengthen in isolation.
00:37:24So it is with young men.
00:37:25Yeah.
00:37:50Wow.
00:37:52Great work, champ.
00:37:53Worth every penny.
00:37:55I thought you said no one else could do what you do.
00:37:57Well, our car's off and our phone's off, so I can't track her aura.
00:38:01Not for nothing, but for every hour we run this algo, we release a ton of carbon.
00:38:05Oh, great.
00:38:06We'll sponsor a penguin.
00:38:07And if that extra 50K on your pay stub weighs heavy on your conscience, you'll let me know
00:38:12about that, too?
00:38:17The gentlemen from the VA are here?
00:38:19No, they're not.
00:38:21They're literally right there.
00:38:24Come on, do it like a man.
00:38:26What do you got?
00:38:27What the hell?
00:38:29Oh, I studied English.
00:38:31It's called backspin.
00:38:32Backspin.
00:38:33What?
00:38:33Suck it.
00:38:34Suck it.
00:38:35Oh, shit.
00:38:36They are playing ping pong, Yaganyushka, in the office.
00:38:39I thought I told you to call off the deal with these bozos.
00:38:41I made an executive decision to plug my ears.
00:38:44You better roll out the red carpet for them.
00:38:47Or you're going to have to explain to the whole board how you turned down a quarter of
00:38:51a billion dollars.
00:38:53You're not thinking things through.
00:38:56What do you sell?
00:38:58Um, no, the future.
00:39:02No, Prince Michigan.
00:39:03Data.
00:39:05The VA has 16 million wounded heroes in its files.
00:39:09You don't think Big Pharma would want data like that?
00:39:12Well, life insurance companies are bloody commemorative coins.
00:39:18And if those data sales fund the good work of actually helping people who really do deserve
00:39:24it, maybe we can still get to heaven.
00:39:27Win-win.
00:39:29It just feels like without Hamish, like everyone's looking at me, waiting for me to just fall
00:39:34on my dick.
00:39:36No one is looking at you.
00:39:37Oh, that's supposed to make me feel better.
00:39:40Well, you want people to look at you.
00:39:42Yes, yes.
00:39:43I want them to look and see someone.
00:39:49Awesome.
00:39:50Oh, I need some competition.
00:39:52I played in spaces all over the world.
00:39:55Ruffage!
00:39:56Jeffrey!
00:39:59Ruffery!
00:40:03So you're making yourselves at home.
00:40:05Yeah.
00:40:06Your offices are, um, epic.
00:40:09Yes.
00:40:10Well, uh, I was thinking maybe we'd start with single source justification.
00:40:14Basically, if we can show the DCB encounters what's unique about hypergnosis.
00:40:19We're unique as fuck.
00:40:22Great.
00:40:23Yeah.
00:40:23Uh, Harper.
00:40:24Harper.
00:40:25Uh, this is our new CTO.
00:40:28Harper.
00:40:29Why don't you give them a look through the, uh, I have Nodin.
00:40:33Extra carbon for my friends here.
00:40:35And, uh, we'll get that data merged into our system toot suite.
00:40:39Well, uh, we can have trucks here in 72 hours if you have someone to load them.
00:40:42Sorry?
00:40:44Trucks?
00:40:45Yeah, a lot of it is, uh, is still on paper.
00:40:48Some, uh, floppy disks, too, so.
00:40:51Yeah, you know, well, like, uh, when your home movies are on VHS kind of thing.
00:40:55I don't know.
00:40:56This is what the money's for.
00:40:58Huh?
00:40:58To, uh, to upload and update.
00:41:01Paper floppy disks.
00:41:02What?
00:41:02What?
00:41:03She's, uh, parked somewhere in Milpitas.
00:41:06Do you want me to go?
00:41:08No.
00:41:08No, I'll do it.
00:41:09Do it.
00:41:10I, we, we just need some specs for the, uh...
00:41:13We will.
00:41:13We will.
00:41:24Lucky, this is the wrong way.
00:41:26Why am I in the Bayfront Expressway?
00:41:27Well, we're working on it.
00:41:28No, where's Joanne?
00:41:30Okay.
00:41:30I'm turning around because of you.
00:41:31I am sorry.
00:41:32Shut, shut, shut up, shut up.
00:41:33Put an arbor on.
00:41:35Okay, okay, that makes sense.
00:41:36I'm going back that way.
00:41:38Right, Homer, asshole.
00:41:40Oh, it's an EV, okay?
00:41:42I'm part of the solution.
00:41:44Bitch.
00:41:46Oh, Joanne, you can't hide from me.
00:42:06Okay, okay, Harper says parking lot.
00:42:09Maybe I heard her left.
00:42:09Okay, parking lot.
00:42:10We're looking left.
00:42:10That's right.
00:42:11Right, right, looking right.
00:42:13Okay, try left.
00:42:14I don't see her.
00:42:15There is nothing here.
00:42:17Okay.
00:42:18Literally, there is nothing here.
00:42:19All right, just hold tight.
00:42:20It should be there.
00:42:21Harper?
00:42:22Yeah, it should be there.
00:42:25Duncan, can you confirm?
00:42:28Duncan?
00:42:34Uh-oh.
00:42:44All right, ready for some jokes?
00:42:51Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
00:42:53Because poachers cut off his arms.
00:42:55Test, please.
00:42:59Organic facial expression of positive affect.
00:43:02He smiled.
00:43:03He laughed.
00:43:04Right?
00:43:05Just like any teenage person.
00:43:07Now he just needs spots and raging hormones.
00:43:10Trophy for you, Xander.
00:43:12Thank you, Martin.
00:43:15Alexander, trophies are dopamine shortcuts.
00:43:17For those of us with dopamine.
00:43:19He's making his own dopamine.
00:43:20He's going to be a genuine friend who listens and responds to teens.
00:43:25You're in a bubble.
00:43:25You have no idea what teens today are going through.
00:43:29First turtle.
00:43:31Right.
00:43:33Trophy for Tess if you make it to school today without incident.
00:43:47Trophy for Tess if you make it to school today without incident.
00:44:10Trophy for Tess if you make it to school today without incident.
00:44:10Trophy for Tess if you make it to school today without incident.?
00:45:21I don't want to sorrow you.
00:45:25Come down.
00:45:26Get out!
00:45:26Come down, come down.
00:45:27Get out!
00:45:27I just want to talk.
00:45:29Gary!
00:45:30Gary!
00:45:33He's not here, okay?
00:45:34The muscle's gone.
00:45:34He took the car.
00:45:36Just...
00:45:36Joanne.
00:45:42Lift up your arms.
00:45:44I...
00:45:45Okay, Duncan.
00:45:46You...
00:45:46You have to stop breaking into my house like this.
00:45:50This is my first time.
00:45:51Okay.
00:45:52I...
00:45:52I'm...
00:45:52I'm gonna call the police.
00:45:54No, no.
00:45:55And I'm...
00:45:56And I'm gonna call Nana Marks.
00:45:58You know the journalist?
00:45:59She hounds me for tips all the time.
00:46:00All I have to tell her is,
00:46:01Nana, do I have a story for you?
00:46:03Shrink turns patients' trauma into trades.
00:46:05Who wouldn't want to click that?
00:46:06Come here.
00:46:08Like that.
00:46:09Let's go.
00:46:22You think you know everything about me?
00:46:25Well, you don't.
00:46:27Firstly, that varicose vein thing?
00:46:30It was just a consultation.
00:46:31I decided not to go through with it.
00:46:34I figured.
00:46:35You don't always work panty house.
00:46:38Ugh!
00:46:38Oh, my God.
00:46:40And...
00:46:41Much more importantly,
00:46:42that...
00:46:43That thing about Orson's custody.
00:46:45You have no right to any of it.
00:46:47But...
00:46:48Since you've already weaseled your way into my life,
00:46:51I...
00:46:52I wanted my son.
00:46:55It's just that...
00:46:57That Ethan told me.
00:46:58He...
00:46:59He promised that...
00:47:00That he would look after him
00:47:01while I finished my degree
00:47:02and got myself into lifelong student loan debt at 8%.
00:47:05So...
00:47:05And now I have a...
00:47:08A 15-year-old who has no memory
00:47:10of the little cowboy hat I got him
00:47:12after he had a shit fit
00:47:13in the middle of the food court.
00:47:15So...
00:47:16You think you know everything.
00:47:18Because you have information.
00:47:21But information is not insight.
00:47:23And of that, Duncan,
00:47:25you have none.
00:47:28Please.
00:47:33Please.
00:47:35Please.
00:47:37Don't...
00:47:38Don't do this.
00:47:40Is this what you want?
00:47:41Mm-hmm.
00:47:42Please.
00:47:43Please.
00:47:44It was just on the little insider trading.
00:47:50Sorry.
00:47:51Yeah.
00:47:54I'm so sorry.
00:47:56But you can't unfuck that bell.
00:47:58You committed a crime,
00:48:00and I'm the natural consequence of that crime.
00:48:02You are looking at this all wrong.
00:48:05I'm the best thing that's happened to you
00:48:07since Mike Abadeli finger banged you at the Turtle Back Zoo.
00:48:09I...
00:48:10My...
00:48:11What?
00:48:12What?
00:48:13How...
00:48:13That memoir you're writing,
00:48:14it's still on note docs.
00:48:16It's like a demon shat you into my brain.
00:48:19Dude.
00:48:19How many companies,
00:48:19how many billions of dollars
00:48:21have you saved or earned for your clients?
00:48:24That...
00:48:25God, come on.
00:48:25That's gotta burn.
00:48:26It is JoJo's turn.
00:48:29Right?
00:48:29All I need is just one of your clients.
00:48:35Someone...
00:48:36Someone I could just do something with.
00:48:38That's it.
00:48:39And of course,
00:48:41someone who's gonna...
00:48:44Get me.
00:48:55Carl Bardolph.
00:48:58Carl Bardolph.
00:49:00Isn't Bardolph's law?
00:49:02Bardolph?
00:49:02That...
00:49:03That Carl Bardolph?
00:49:09Oh, wow.
00:49:10Nice.
00:49:10Okay.
00:49:11Okay.
00:49:12Okay.
00:49:13Okay.
00:49:13So he wants to get back in the game.
00:49:14You know?
00:49:14What's his sweet spot?
00:49:15His open sesame.
00:49:17Come on.
00:49:18Joanne.
00:49:19I bet he likes it.
00:49:21I bet he likes it.
00:49:21People...
00:49:21Worshipping at his feet.
00:49:23Does he...
00:49:24Does he miss it?
00:49:25The glory days?
00:49:27Oh, he's a glory hound.
00:49:28Yeah, yeah.
00:49:29I'm at his feet, so he's at my feet.
00:49:32Yeah?
00:49:32Come on.
00:49:34Oh, come on.
00:49:36Always.
00:49:38Sometimes.
00:49:39Rarely.
00:49:40Never.
00:49:45Sometimes.
00:49:49Tell me more.
00:49:56Here we go.
00:49:59Hey.
00:50:05Hey.
00:50:07Uh, everything okay?
00:50:12Hey.
00:50:14You all right?
00:50:16Gary.
00:50:18Um...
00:50:19I have to...
00:50:22tell you something.
00:50:25So...
00:50:27Duncan Park?
00:50:28Oh.
00:50:29Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:50:30Yes.
00:50:31Um...
00:50:32That's on me.
00:50:33I'm so sorry about that.
00:50:36I...
00:50:37It was a slip.
00:50:38It was just a slip.
00:50:39I'm...
00:50:40I'm sorry.
00:50:41I apologized right away.
00:50:43And, um...
00:50:45Then I...
00:50:47gave him a free neuropsych eval.
00:50:51You...
00:50:53You...
00:50:54Did what?
00:50:55Why?
00:50:56That man is worth hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:51:00And he...
00:51:01He is the single most vile, arrogant, incurable...
00:51:04Okay, I see you're still activated.
00:51:06No!
00:51:06No, Gary!
00:51:07You have to listen to me!
00:51:08Okay, okay.
00:51:09Can you just let me...
00:51:10You listen to me.
00:51:11Yeah, please?
00:51:11May I?
00:51:15I get it.
00:51:16I do.
00:51:17Sometimes we become resentful of our clients.
00:51:20Oh, please.
00:51:21Tell me more.
00:51:23Professor Felder.
00:51:24Oh, teach me.
00:51:26And mentor me.
00:51:27All right.
00:51:27Sarcasm aside.
00:51:28I knew a psychiatrist who was in a terrible car accident.
00:51:31He barely survived, broke his neck.
00:51:32And he lost the use of his legs and still went back to treat clients.
00:51:37And I asked him, how do you do this?
00:51:39How do you sit there and listen to people's little complaints after what you've been through?
00:51:43And the answer was, suffering is suffering.
00:51:51Gary, I was there when Phil told you that story.
00:51:59He was...
00:51:59No.
00:52:00No.
00:52:01No, you're wrong.
00:52:02Because Phil was...
00:52:04No, you're mistaken about that.
00:52:05But the point is that Duncan Park deserves therapy as much as anybody, anywhere.
00:52:14He's a human being.
00:52:15Rich.
00:52:16Poor.
00:52:17It doesn't matter.
00:52:22Can we stop fighting now, Joanne?
00:52:25I hate to fight with you.
00:52:29Yeah?
00:52:32Anyway.
00:52:34Here.
00:52:38I know that you feel that you don't always get what you want.
00:52:41That's not what I... I didn't mean to...
00:52:43It's okay if you did.
00:52:44I heard you.
00:52:45And I wish I could give you a better...
00:52:52Anyway.
00:52:53Here.
00:53:00You're welcome.
00:53:01Silly.
00:53:04Silly.
00:53:05Silly.
00:53:06Yeah.
00:53:13Yeah?
00:53:20Oh, my God.
00:53:22It's...
00:53:25It's perfect.
00:53:30Yum, right?
00:53:31Mm-hmm.
00:53:32I think this is our new regular.
00:53:34Yeah.
00:53:35I sort of prefer Alpine, but this is good.
00:53:37This is pretty good.
00:53:40Hey, Dad.
00:53:43Can't fire Thelma.
00:53:45She stole my cube, Jim Jam.
00:53:46And you've had...
00:53:47so many nannies, anyway.
00:53:49Nope.
00:53:50Just Thelma.
00:53:52Because I was born.
00:53:53No.
00:53:53What about the hot ones when you were young?
00:53:55The shorts?
00:53:57That was Thelma.
00:53:58That was Thelma.
00:54:00Oh, my God.
00:54:01Really?
00:54:01Okay.
00:54:04How about this?
00:54:04You don't tell Mom about the milkshake.
00:54:06And I won't...
00:54:08I won't fire Thelma, okay?
00:54:10Deal.
00:54:14And also...
00:54:15I can get into Stanford for real.
00:54:18Without cheating.
00:54:19I don't need all the extra time,
00:54:21and you and Mom will have to get money.
00:54:22Okay. Okay.
00:54:24It is Daddy's money.
00:54:26And, sweetie, cheating is doing it for real.
00:54:30The only real cheating is when you cheat yourself.
00:54:33Cheaters never lose.
00:54:35And losers?
00:54:36They never cheat.
00:54:39Okay, Dad.
00:54:40Say, well, how are you,
00:54:47I see them, as you're praying.
00:54:49I'm gonna do that.
00:54:50Let's see.
00:54:53Speaking to that, and I have to share your 요�les.
00:54:59I'm gonna do it.
00:55:00I'm gonna do it.
00:55:01It's a real instrument to it.
00:55:02I'm gonna do it.
00:55:02I'm gonna do it.
00:55:02Yeah, boy.
00:55:03Yeah.
00:55:05Yeah, that's a real...
00:55:10How she lights the world up well, now it's your chance, with a guardian of splendor, inviting you to dance,
00:55:26Pippin, think about the sun.
00:55:34Pippin, think about your life, Pippin, days are tame and nights the same, think about the beauty in one perfect
00:55:46flame, and the angels of the morning are falling out today, Pippin, think about the sun.
00:56:02Pippin, think about the sun.
00:56:06Over back, Gorilla.
00:56:08I'm guessing you're a veteran of war.
00:56:10Did you kill anyone, Sander?
00:56:12Until we get his transcript, he's not our responsibility.
00:56:16Duncan Park, hipernosis.
00:56:19Zero day since I stab someone, Joanne.
00:56:22Do you hate me that much?
00:56:24Yes.
00:56:25What happened to your face?
00:56:26What happened to your face?
00:56:37I nearly socked Lorraine when she signed me up to be a whore it triggered me like a fire alarm
00:56:43at
00:56:43a at a fireworks factory that's how bad it triggered me never again Bardolph goes to see
00:56:50Joanne for anger management purposes and he's upset at something I don't know if we really
00:56:57know what that is yet to me some of it's just old-fashioned generational ageism where he's
00:57:02older and he sees the younger people's screwing things up and she gives him a mnemonic stop s stop
00:57:11t take a step back o observe p proceed mindfully it's just a a little thing to remember for when
00:57:19that the essence stops is for stop correct that was actually bestowed upon one of my writers and
00:57:25she would joke about that I may start s is for start t uh throwing thing Carl I think it's
00:57:33hysterical
00:57:34from the point of view of Bardolph getting so pissed off on the lack of thought that went into making
00:57:40stop the first step of stop based on a true story don't say I'm gonna say it don't say I'm
00:57:47gonna say
00:57:47retarded okay and the last t is for therapist I am going to start throwing things and retarded
00:57:54therapist
00:57:57you're out
00:57:59what was Joanne texting Jerry about she wants a gun a gun
00:58:04uh-oh also in episode two you have a real ratcheting up of the Joanne Duncan dynamic
00:58:13he feels like they were gonna be partners and now she's not returning his calls she's ghosting him
00:58:18I don't want to sorrow you
00:58:20Duncan breaking into Joanne's house first of all it's probably my favorite scene in the season I
00:58:25just love it these two actors are duking it out in a way that's incredibly gratifying to watch
00:58:32I just have to say like working with Sarah has been an absolute treat you know it's it's important
00:58:37like to show up every day to work and be inspired by the people around you to push harder and
00:58:43you
00:58:43know be better it was just on the little insider trading but you can't unfuck that bell you committed
00:58:53a crime and I'm the natural consequence of that crime it is the moment when their characters wants
00:58:59and needs come to a collision point Joanne seemingly gives in all I need is just one of your clients
00:59:09Carl Bardolph we know that Carl Bardolph is violently angry and does not want people talking to him
00:59:17and worshiping at his feet she does not mention that to Duncan that will play out in the next episode
00:59:23of the audacity
00:59:43you
00:59:45you
00:59:49you
00:59:50you
00:59:51you
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