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00:00:05Last week, Hypernosis was being acquired by Cupertino.
00:00:08It's not happening.
00:00:09I did meet a Danish CFO.
00:00:12Of course, we use protection.
00:00:13What can Hypernosis do to help us win our next war?
00:00:16We represent America's veterans.
00:00:18I told you they were from the VA.
00:00:20I need a sexy new client.
00:00:22I was in there and I saw you take that thing.
00:00:24You've been running a magnificent scam on all your clients.
00:00:27My company, we harvest your data.
00:00:29Like how you and your ex-husband both try to dodge custody of the kid.
00:01:06I can say now.
00:01:09I can say now.
00:01:12I can say now.
00:01:20Oh, shit.
00:01:21God damn it!
00:01:38audio message to jojo therapy hey making sure you're getting my messages
00:01:47uh for the next session tomorrow i was hoping maybe you could come up with a list of your like
00:01:53real thoroughbred clients from your stable super super excited about this next chapter
00:02:02in our alliance yeah we'll do some spark flinging and idea splashing
00:02:13okay text me unless you're uh under something heavy
00:02:17are you uh kidding obviously it's duncan
00:02:25how are my ketones 0.3 millimolar too many gojis in my slurry i told you
00:02:31i mean i don't think it's the gojis what the hell where's my one by oh um i don't know
00:02:37my one by
00:02:42where's thelma where's thelma thelma thelma the tungsten cube i showed you yesterday yeah remember
00:02:49where is it i don't know where the cube is did you take my cube thelma listen i i'm not
00:02:56accusing you
00:02:57i know it's cliche but we were just talking about it no no thelma brain food only fish
00:03:04with the good omega 3 the atlantic nova maybe that's okay thank you she's okay she's not
00:03:13she's so cute this is what you once said about you yelled it out nothing worse nothing worse
00:03:19really i don't know she fucked a great day
00:03:28run if you're gonna run jamie's task forces this morning
00:03:34it's time to think endowment gifts stanford's not taking this one for free
00:03:48hey duncan hey duncan oh jesus nana you paparazzi now well you weren't taking my calls
00:03:55i can't find the stock app on this thing concerns about your price no just doing fiduciary hygiene
00:04:02well markets are closed today it's labor day oh well when's ceo day huh but hey but some of us
00:04:08are on a deadline so off the record in the lockbox any comment on the crupertino acquisition
00:04:14come on man you started this our talk's still going ahead what's happening you know after your
00:04:19last article came out a lot of people thought it was me who leaked the rumor maybe your lockbox is
00:04:24in
00:04:24need of uh rejuvenation hey can we stop running please i need to stand an american diet duncan please
00:04:37duncan no one knew that you were the source not from me anyway good and if you want anything else
00:04:43about me from me you're gonna need to stay my deep throat okay no you're my deep throat anyway you
00:04:51like
00:04:51nana audio message to jojo therapy hey um just to say you could hit me back i'm anxious okay man
00:05:06anxious
00:05:07i want a gun okay but honey they said they caught they think they did well ma'am if you
00:05:20have any
00:05:20additional information you caught a guy not the guy are you hungry eat something my child sleeps down
00:05:27there okay i mean what if this guy is still out there lurking waiting you can eat more than that
00:05:33see this is why your tummy hates you looks like he tried to break the seal with this that's my
00:05:38pippin
00:05:39this is oh my god this is an original broadway cast recording wow look at that trashed i'm sorry that's
00:05:48just you know he must have come in through the waiting room how many times have i asked alvin
00:05:53to fix that lock i mean if he won't fix it i'm sorry but what choice do we have but
00:05:57a gun okay well
00:05:58true alvin our landlord we asked him to put an alarm as well and we're gonna he's done nothing okay
00:06:03but
00:06:03we're gonna talk to him obviously okay no gun i'm not living in a home with an instrument of death
00:06:11no offense you rent
00:06:18you may not be taking this seriously enough i think you're being a little bit irrational to
00:06:23tell you the truth oh wake up gary we work with several ultra rich clients i mean people
00:06:27on the radar of cabals and and cartels and conglomerates i mean you don't think that that
00:06:33one of their rivals might plant a listening device in their therapist's office i don't i mean cia does
00:06:39it all the time the cia yes the cia okay there is a batch of klonopin upstairs it's going to
00:06:47help i don't want a klonopin gary i want a gun i never get anything i want we still have
00:06:52all the old furniture from your first marriage yeah fine fine well now i want a gun
00:07:17i nearly socked lorraine when she signed me up to be a whore
00:07:22winningidea.com that's winning with a y by the way like whining but more horrible
00:07:27mm-hmm yeah i i don't know that site people pay 15 grand to pitch their winning idea to ceo
00:07:36types
00:07:36like me 15 minutes but what halfway decent ceo has 15 minutes to burn so basically it's a parade of
00:07:44shit ceo's or board retired types like me it triggered me like a fire alarm at a at a fireworks
00:07:51factory that's how bad it triggered me never again it's okay carl we we we all feel that way uh
00:07:59sometimes horrible people who have no uh boundaries no manners no integrity we we want to
00:08:07lash out and sometimes we even fantasize about hurting yes yes amen sister let's hurt them
00:08:13uh um yeah but uh what are some strategies that that that we could use um what about our mnemonics
00:08:23stop s-t-o-p stop yeah that thing yeah that's right uh s stop t take a step back
00:08:30oh yeah can i forgive
00:08:31me can i just the s of stop is stop the acronym is stop but the s of stop stands
00:08:40for stop yeah yeah
00:08:41that's um uh that's no that's right um s stop t take a step back o observe p proceed mindfully
00:08:50it's
00:08:51just a a little thing to remember for when that the s of stop is for stop correct i mean
00:08:56can you people
00:08:57pretend to to dress it up a little bit i mean slow down suspend something i can't believe a group
00:09:05of professionals got into a room and landed on that probably high-fived each other over it you know
00:09:11i mean on the face of it if if i could stop i wouldn't need the mnemonic if i could
00:09:16stop i wouldn't
00:09:17need anger management i'm here because i can't stop right you did stop is only the first step of
00:09:23stop of stop of stop right stop now t okay take a step back yeah are you testing me because
00:09:32i think
00:09:32i may fail because i may start s is for start t uh throwing things carl a is for at
00:09:41uh r is for uh
00:09:43don't say i'm gonna say it don't say it i'm gonna say it retarded okay and the last t is
00:09:48for
00:09:48therapists i am going to start throwing things and retarded therapists huh i said it okay oh for
00:09:57christ's sake carl just just breathe you breathe
00:10:02but i've seen s at scores go up 15 20 with the right fungal regime but there's always side effects
00:10:09with fungus okay so retest with the hitting and getting the right sure but let's say she hits 1300
00:10:17and we're well within range for duke carnegie mary jameson lowkey favor can you try these glasses on
00:10:30wow right yes it's like worth a hundred iq points right yeah for the interview yeah and what if we
00:10:37went
00:10:37a bit radical with her hair maybe baltic color uh manifests individuality no i think she looked like a
00:10:49blue-eyed pinata
00:10:52i want the first swing no sweetie i'm kidding let's talk accommodations dr gary
00:11:00yes a little preview perhaps yeah yeah um all right so uh as i said the full report promised but
00:11:09okay so boiling it down to some salient headlines um the non-verbal abstract processing average um but
00:11:17jameson does uh meet the qualifying diagnostic criteria for adhd but only just so double time
00:11:26does she get double if you'd like a significant number of applicants will have 200 right okay i
00:11:32don't need it i'm not sped duncan remy you remember remy our admissions consultant remy
00:11:38will you tell him what you're thinking read the um endowments oh three or four million to the
00:11:43endowment fund uh any more starts to look like a run unless we're talking a new library isn't strategic
00:11:50generosity a bit shameless this is all such bullshit jamie oh she's upset about being
00:11:56neurodivergent well i'm not you really just done the margin i'm not you want to have to take the test
00:12:02twice as fast as everyone else let's retest yeah sure take the neural thingy okay just see that i'll
00:12:08take you we'll get cheeseburgers no no cheeseburgers yeah and like there's nothing wrong with being on
00:12:13the spectrum i mean i always assume you are with me on it and hey who among the silicon savants
00:12:18are in a
00:12:19little divergent in the neuro right right i mean that's why we're so good at telling the rest of
00:12:23you how to shop and talk and stuff we're on the outside looking in right dr gary that's right that's
00:12:30a really interesting perspective on that um joanne never mentioned that you were on the spectrum
00:12:38well why was she no
00:12:42what no why would she that's uh i'm i'm sorry i misspoke uh that's called the cognitive overload
00:12:47folks joanne is my wife joanne was texting right and i was talking to her and i just
00:12:51oh look there she is again right yeah what a relief because i thought she got hit by a truck
00:13:00uh no
00:13:03glad to see your phone's working uh i'm curious if gary is aware of your unusual investment strategy
00:13:09should i ask him
00:13:17no you don't lady you can't cancel on me you do not get to do that hello
00:13:24hey can i yeah listen uh just to apologize it was highly unprofessional of me to identify you as a
00:13:32patient in front of others it was a violation transgression crime no not a crime actually but
00:13:40she never mentioned your diagnosis to me ever i've never been diagnosed it's
00:13:47i'm sorry we were having quite an anxious morning that's joanne actually uh
00:13:52keep meaning to get tested but um
00:13:59well i mean if you're interested that's something i could do for you sure
00:14:04i mean on the house oh great what are you doing now it's labor day gary you want to labor
00:14:09uh sure yeah today sure yeah great you need the internet no no no great old school good good not
00:14:18not here not here i know a great place no one will bother us even if they wanted to okay
00:14:24yeah
00:14:53okay
00:14:55That pattern hiding is really frickin' right.
00:14:58And remember, it's only the paranoia in the eyes of Sunini Saris.
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00:15:44What's wrong, Gary? You're looking a little green.
00:15:46No, no, no. You're one of those guys who really likes to drive.
00:15:48I wasn't driving. It's a self-driving car.
00:15:51I mean, who knows how to drive better than a car, right?
00:15:54Right, yeah.
00:15:54Yeah, yeah.
00:15:56You're not a risk guy, Gary?
00:15:57No.
00:15:59Sure.
00:15:59Let me ask you, how are you with your investments?
00:16:01You like...
00:16:01You like to get freaky with the Dow?
00:16:03Oh, you know, investing is like...
00:16:06...Joanne's department, mostly.
00:16:08Is it?
00:16:08Yeah.
00:16:09Lily never shuts up about my portfolio.
00:16:12Joanne must keep you abreast, right?
00:16:14Uh, not so much.
00:16:15It's like, I do more thermostats, oil changes, like...
00:16:19Yeah.
00:16:19Good.
00:16:20That's what you want to go.
00:16:21Right.
00:16:23Home, sweet home.
00:16:26Everyone has a smart house, right?
00:16:29This one's dumb.
00:16:30That whole thing on top of the house, that's a Faraday cage.
00:16:34Blocks all cellular.
00:16:36Here, give me yours.
00:16:38Oh, no, I need to have this right now, if that's okay.
00:16:40But no cell phones inside.
00:16:43Yeah.
00:16:44Yeah.
00:16:45Sure.
00:16:45Great.
00:16:45Could use a break.
00:16:46Good.
00:16:47Great.
00:16:48Yep.
00:16:49The internet's never once popped its cherry.
00:16:51I mean, if you need milk, the fridge won't tell you.
00:16:54Your phone won't suggest you breathe in, I guess.
00:16:57If you fall down and break your leg, you're shit out of luck.
00:17:00Yeah.
00:17:00I suppose.
00:17:02Let's find out how weird I am.
00:17:04Yeah.
00:17:16I confuse texture with temperature.
00:17:19Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:17:23Like when I touch things?
00:17:26Always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:17:30Maybe with, like, fruit, wet fruit, you know, like a melon rind, so rarely.
00:17:37I fear flowers with thorns, always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:17:44Never.
00:17:45I don't know, wait, should I?
00:17:48Rarely.
00:17:49You, rarely.
00:17:51I feel judged by my clothes, always, sometimes, rarely, never.
00:18:00Well, s-s-sometimes.
00:18:10I'm sorry, does that count for more?
00:18:15I have difficulty waiting my turn.
00:18:17Always, sometimes, rarely.
00:18:21Always.
00:18:31Orson, Orson, I need you.
00:18:33Right now.
00:18:35I...
00:18:37Did you lock the door?
00:18:41Okay.
00:18:41I have all my passwords saved here somewhere, um, on a thumb drive, and I, I, I need to change
00:18:51all of them.
00:18:53Okay, um, uh, hey, what, what, what, what if you just, uh, give me the computer password,
00:18:58then I can change them all.
00:19:02Aren't you smart?
00:19:04Okay, um, it's your name and your birthday.
00:19:15Uh, did you do the capital O?
00:19:17I did the capital O.
00:19:22That's not the right date.
00:19:24Well, it's my birthday.
00:19:25No, it's not.
00:19:27It...
00:19:28It totally is.
00:19:29It's the 11th.
00:19:31No, it's, it's the 10th.
00:19:36This is why you always call me the day after my birthday?
00:19:43I...
00:19:45I...
00:19:45I...
00:19:48I...
00:19:50I...
00:19:51I...
00:19:51I...
00:19:51I...
00:19:51It's, it's, it's Hallumi's birthday.
00:19:56Hallumi?
00:19:56Uh, our, uh, she was your dad's.
00:19:59Actually.
00:20:00Um, uh, Hallumi, wiener dog.
00:20:02Uh, we scattered her ashes at the beach?
00:20:05That trip that we took to Knott's Berry Farm.
00:20:08You remember.
00:20:10Yes, you do.
00:20:11You loved it.
00:20:12There was that mine ride with the animatronic Chinese laborers,
00:20:17and you wore that little cowboy hat I got you.
00:20:21Well, I didn't go there for me, Orson.
00:20:23Jesus, you think I had a good time at Knott's Berry Farm?
00:20:29Um, why don't we just do the fingerprint thing instead?
00:20:33Yeah.
00:20:34Good idea.
00:20:39Um, like this?
00:20:42Um, right over here.
00:20:44This?
00:20:46Yeah, thank you.
00:20:57Can you hear that?
00:20:59Listen.
00:21:03Total lack of microwaves.
00:21:06Yeah, it's a beautiful house, Duncan.
00:21:11It was Hamish's.
00:21:14My business partner.
00:21:16College roommate.
00:21:18He loved it here.
00:21:19We co-founded Fafa.
00:21:21You remember Fafa?
00:21:23Yeah, uh, yeah.
00:21:24A buddy of mine met his first wife on Fafa,
00:21:27and I bought a Subaru on Fafa.
00:21:30It was actually my second Subaru.
00:21:31Got that on Fafa.
00:21:32Nice.
00:21:34Nice.
00:21:34Okay, so I really got to get back,
00:21:36so can you run me to the...
00:21:38Yes, yes.
00:21:38You remember Hamish?
00:21:39Hamish was a genius.
00:21:42Inept, but, you know, he couldn't...
00:21:44Okay.
00:21:46He couldn't look people in the eye.
00:21:47He couldn't talk to people.
00:21:49I talked for him.
00:21:58Dude had a horrible stutter.
00:22:01Yeah, I would steal his, uh...
00:22:04His shoes, his medication.
00:22:07You know, that kind of thing.
00:22:08And, uh, he'd go,
00:22:09Fafa, fuck you, Duncan.
00:22:11And that's how he came up with the name Fafa.
00:22:14How?
00:22:16He hanged himself.
00:22:18Oh.
00:22:19Right above where you're standing, actually.
00:22:21Oh, fuck.
00:22:23You still make out where he, uh,
00:22:25carved his goodbye.
00:22:26Sorry.
00:22:31Yeah, should have been your welcome, right?
00:22:34Your welcome.
00:22:34He gave me this house.
00:22:36Gave me everything.
00:22:37And a chance to do it on my own.
00:22:42Yeah.
00:22:45That's how I bought Hypernosis.
00:22:51Whoo!
00:22:53Wish that a Joanne back then.
00:22:57Let's go.
00:22:58Okay.
00:22:58Okay.
00:23:02Joanne deserves so much more.
00:23:04And I'm not talking about you.
00:23:06I'm...
00:23:06I'm sure you keep her very satisfied.
00:23:09And I'm...
00:23:11I'm...
00:23:12I mean financially.
00:23:14We're doing all right, Duncan.
00:23:15I appreciate your concern.
00:23:17You can call yourself a car, right?
00:23:19I'm gonna hang back and meditate.
00:23:21If you just go up the hill,
00:23:23you'll eventually get service, okay?
00:23:25Wait, up...
00:23:26Up the...
00:23:27This...
00:23:39Okay.
00:23:40What was Joanne texting Gary about?
00:23:42Uh, well...
00:23:43Was it about me?
00:23:44It was, wasn't it?
00:23:45It was about me.
00:23:46No.
00:23:46Uh, no, it's not.
00:23:47It's, um...
00:23:48Okay, what...
00:23:49She, uh, she wants, uh...
00:23:50She wants a gun.
00:23:51A gun.
00:23:52A gun.
00:23:57A gun.
00:23:59Yes.
00:24:06A gun.
00:24:12Good morning.
00:24:14Good morning.
00:24:15Good morning.
00:24:16We'll figure it out.
00:24:16Okay.
00:24:26Uh, good morning, Belle.
00:24:28Good morning, Dr. Webb.
00:24:30Uh, wondering...
00:24:31What's that?
00:24:33That was for Lacey.
00:24:35Last year, she was one of the ones who...
00:24:37Put herself in a Cal Trains bath.
00:24:40Take it down, Belle.
00:24:41Or else they will all want one.
00:24:50I know what they're gonna say.
00:24:53Clepto.
00:24:54Hyrule.
00:24:56Psycho.
00:24:59I'd probably make a lot of it just smile if I unalive myself.
00:25:03I'm just having too much fun, you know?
00:25:11Hmm?
00:25:13What's that?
00:25:15You got no wisdom to share?
00:25:19Speak up!
00:25:21That's embarrassing.
00:25:24Come here.
00:25:26Come here.
00:25:28Come here.
00:25:33Come here.
00:25:34Come here.
00:25:37Come here.
00:25:52are you nervous don't be you're gonna be great not great you don't have to be great
00:25:57just keep expectations reasonable here i say this in my clients you know the story of icarus
00:26:02he um he tried to fly uh too close to the sun but his wings melted and so he fell
00:26:08down to earth
00:26:09and died but if icarus flew too low he'd drown the middle that is where you want to be yep
00:26:17not drowning not getting burned by the sun but hey you're flying that's cool okay thanks mom
00:26:27love you so much if you have no idea
00:26:43thank you
00:26:46hey how's it going
00:26:50uh name and great orson stern ninth christ
00:26:59i'm new so
00:27:03uh dr webb uh this young man is in the system but
00:27:10hon it looks like your transcript from your last school never arrived we can't onboard you until
00:27:18we get it my my dad was supposed to do that oh well can you give him a call
00:27:47um he didn't he didn't answer it why don't you go wait in the dining hall
00:27:53someone will come by you
00:27:56hi
00:27:57i'm okay
00:28:08you
00:28:09you
00:28:16you
00:28:38have a good day yeah um hey uh we should talk there's nothing to talk about nothing to talk
00:28:47that's that's emotional distortion and if deliberate um quite cruel duncan i am not
00:28:54doing this here it's fine that's fine follow me uh we'll talk no fine um when you were insider
00:29:02trading off your patients i'm sorry i'm sorry your clients when you were insider trading off your
00:29:07clients most private and confidential confidences given to you in strict confidence according to
00:29:14the rules of therapy international
00:29:22oh my god
00:29:30sure
00:29:48so
00:30:56Hello. Can I help you?
00:30:58Yes, hello. Hi. I've been hacked, I think.
00:31:01Several purchases of stocks I do not recognize.
00:31:04Oh, dear. Have a seat.
00:31:07Thank you. The sticky part is I'm a psychologist, but patients with clients come for therapy to my home office.
00:31:16Working from home. The dream?
00:31:19Yes, it is. But one of them must have got my phone and found my brokerage account.
00:31:25Okay. Let's see what we're talking about here.
00:31:28Okay. Thank you.
00:31:29Name?
00:31:31Well, I need to emphasize that the doctor-patient confidentiality thing is a worry.
00:31:39I mean, if it was one of my patients, I couldn't testify to it.
00:31:45Hmm. Sounds like a case for our pals in the fraud department. They know how to tangle with law enforcement
00:31:51and all that jazz.
00:31:53Oh, no, no, no, no. No. Um, thank you. Um, you see, at least ten of my patients could have
00:31:58done this.
00:31:59So, and five of them have dangerous, violent tendencies. I mean, they might do harm to themselves or their families.
00:32:07They could come after me. Could even come after you, Pat.
00:32:13Well, why would they come after me?
00:32:16Is there a world where we reverse the trades, like give it back?
00:32:23Well, we can't recoup your losses without a fraud report, I'm afraid.
00:32:31There weren't any losses. Only profits. It's an ethical concern. I can't be making money off my, my patients.
00:32:44Hmm. Well, you could, um, you could give the money to charity, like for psychologists.
00:33:01Or I could lose it. To protect my patient. Make a bad bet. Maybe two.
00:33:07Muddy it up? Sure. I can't advise you to do that. We have duties. Fiduciary ones.
00:33:13Yeah, yeah. I get it. I know what to do now. Great. Thank you, Pat.
00:33:19Now, would you be willing to fill out a customer satisfaction survey?
00:33:23No.
00:33:26Can you get a clearer image? Harper, this, it looks like a pile of laundry on a skateboard.
00:33:31Her phone is off, so she's probably on to you.
00:33:34Did you geofix her car?
00:33:35Yes, but the signal's very shaky. I'm only locked in on her telematics.
00:33:40What's...
00:33:40Like her car's emergency systems?
00:33:43Okay.
00:33:43Even her tire pressure monitors send out a beacon.
00:33:46Her tire pressure monitors.
00:33:48Wow.
00:33:49There's no hiding with this.
00:33:51Nice new day, Ex-Langely.
00:33:53I bet this could be the hub for this project. What are we going to call it? Did you come
00:33:56up with a name yet? Eye in the Sky?
00:33:59Duncan.
00:33:59That's funny, but something a little more grand.
00:34:03The Dunquisition.
00:34:04That's not funny.
00:34:05The Eye of Odin.
00:34:07No.
00:34:08No, no did.
00:34:09No did.
00:34:10Like...
00:34:10Hypnosis.
00:34:11Hypnosis, like...
00:34:11G-O-N.
00:34:13No, no G.
00:34:13She's on the 280 and she's getting the hub.
00:34:15Oh, where is she?
00:34:17Okay.
00:34:18Where is this?
00:34:19Harper, where is that?
00:34:20Um...
00:34:21Why did you turn it off?
00:34:22Just that, um...
00:34:23I've already given you a 360-degree profile of this woman, and this is not protecting and
00:34:29it's not probing.
00:34:30It's straight-up stalking.
00:34:31We're not...
00:34:33We're not stalking her.
00:34:34We're stalking her car.
00:34:36Harper, she wants to buy a gun to shoot Duncan.
00:34:38That's right.
00:34:39That's right.
00:34:39This is a life or death.
00:34:41So now, can you just do your job?
00:34:43This is not my job.
00:34:44This is extra.
00:34:46How much do you make?
00:34:47$150.
00:34:47If I give you two, can we never have this conversation again?
00:34:51I would like to be CTO.
00:34:54Wow.
00:34:54Wow.
00:34:55A threat to my physical well-being is your cue to negotiate.
00:35:00We'll discuss it.
00:35:01Your next performance reveal.
00:35:03Oh, it's now.
00:35:03It sucks.
00:35:04Just get her back.
00:35:07The eye of note.
00:35:09The eye of note.
00:35:09Can we be quiet in this space, please?
00:35:11Yeah, sorry.
00:35:12Okay.
00:35:42the secret to success take something people already do for free and charge them for it
00:35:47now you've got a business i'm the founder of brain what's your winning idea jesus christ
00:35:59work is life that's why i launched deathmo a reimagined work week for your business where
00:36:04days are numbers not names no more mondays no more sundays just pure flow what's your winning idea
00:36:12morons
00:36:15so
00:36:21so
00:36:24so
00:36:30so
00:36:37so
00:36:43so
00:36:49so
00:37:16now my alpha myth consider the king crab
00:37:20its shell can only strengthen in isolation so it is with young men
00:37:50wow
00:37:52great work champ worth every penny i thought you said no one else could do what you do
00:37:57well our car's off and our phone's off so i can't track her aura not for nothing but for every
00:38:02hour
00:38:02we run this algo we release a ton of carbon oh great we'll sponsor a penguin and if that extra
00:38:09150k on your pay stub what he's heavy on your conscience you'll let me know about that too
00:38:17the gentleman from the va are here
00:38:19no they're not
00:38:21no they're not
00:38:21they're literally right there
00:38:24come on dude like a man
00:38:27what the hell
00:38:29oh i studied english
00:38:31called backspin backspin backspin
00:38:33suck it suck it
00:38:36they are playing ping pong in the office
00:38:39i thought i told you to call off the deal with these bozos
00:38:41i made an executive decision to plug my ears
00:38:44you better roll out the red carpet for them
00:38:46or you're gonna have to explain to the whole board how you turned down a quarter of a billion dollars
00:38:52you're not thinking things through
00:38:56what do you sell
00:38:57um
00:38:58uh no
00:39:00the future
00:39:01no prince michigan
00:39:03data
00:39:04the va has 16 million wounded heroes in its files
00:39:09you don't think big pharma would want data like that
00:39:12well life insurance companies are bloody commemorative coins
00:39:18and if those data sales fund the good work of actually helping people
00:39:23who really do deserve it
00:39:25maybe we can still get to heaven
00:39:27win-win
00:39:28it just feels like without hamish
00:39:31everyone's looking at me
00:39:32waiting for me to just fall on my dick
00:39:36no one is looking at you
00:39:38that's supposed to make me feel better
00:39:39well you want people to look at you
00:39:42yes yes
00:39:43i want them to look and see someone
00:39:49awesome
00:39:49oh i need some competition
00:39:51i played in
00:39:53spaces all over the world
00:39:55puffage
00:39:56jeffrey
00:39:59ruffery
00:40:03so you're making yourselves at home
00:40:05yeah
00:40:05your offices are um
00:40:08epic
00:40:09yes
00:40:09thank you
00:40:10thank you
00:40:10well i was thinking maybe
00:40:12we'd start with single source justification
00:40:14basically if we can show the
00:40:16dcb encounters what's unique about hypergnosis
00:40:18we're unique as fuck
00:40:22great yeah
00:40:23uh harper
00:40:24harper
00:40:25uh this is our new
00:40:27cto
00:40:28harper
00:40:29why don't you give them a look through the uh
00:40:31i have noden
00:40:32extra carbon
00:40:34for my friends here
00:40:35and uh we'll get that data
00:40:37merged into our system
00:40:38toot suite
00:40:39well uh
00:40:39we can have trucks here in 72 hours
00:40:42if you have someone to load them
00:40:43sorry
00:40:44trucks
00:40:45yeah a lot of it is uh
00:40:46is still on paper
00:40:48some uh
00:40:49floppy disks
00:40:50too
00:40:50so
00:40:50yeah you know well like uh
00:40:52when your
00:40:52home movies are on vhs
00:40:54kind of thing
00:40:55i don't know
00:40:56this is what the money's for
00:40:57huh
00:40:58to uh
00:40:59to upload and update
00:41:00paper
00:41:01floppy disks
00:41:02what what
00:41:03she's uh
00:41:04parked somewhere in milpitas
00:41:06do you want me to go
00:41:08no
00:41:08no i'll do it
00:41:09do it
00:41:10i
00:41:10we just need some specs for the uh
00:41:12we will
00:41:24lucky this is the wrong way
00:41:26why am i in the bay front express
00:41:27well we're working on it
00:41:28no where's joanne
00:41:29i'm turning around because of you
00:41:31i am sorry
00:41:31shut up
00:41:32shut up
00:41:33shut up
00:41:33put our bar
00:41:34okay okay that makes sense
00:41:36i'm going back that way
00:41:41it's an ev
00:41:41okay i'm part of the solution
00:41:44bitch
00:41:46oh joanne you can't hide from me
00:42:06okay okay harper says parking lot
00:42:08okay parking lot we're looking left
00:42:10right right looking right
00:42:12okay try left
00:42:14i don't see her
00:42:15there is nothing here
00:42:17okay literally there is nothing
00:42:19here
00:42:19all right just hold tight
00:42:20it should be there
00:42:21harper
00:42:22yeah it should be there
00:42:25duncan can you confirm
00:42:29duncan
00:42:34uh oh
00:42:44all right ready for some jokes
00:42:51why did the monkey fall out of the tree
00:42:53because poachers cut off his arms
00:42:55test please
00:42:59organic facial expression of positive affect
00:43:01he smiled
00:43:02he laughed
00:43:04he laughed
00:43:05right
00:43:05just like any teenage person
00:43:06now he just needs spots and raging hormones
00:43:09trophy for you xander
00:43:11thank you martin
00:43:14well xander trophies are dopamine shortcuts
00:43:17for those of us with dopamine
00:43:18he's making his own dopamine
00:43:20he's going to be a genuine friend
00:43:22who listens and responds to teens
00:43:25you're in a bubble
00:43:25you have no idea what teens today are going through
00:43:29first turtle
00:43:31right
00:43:33trophy for test if you make it to school today without incident
00:43:53you're in a bubble
00:44:06you're in a bubble
00:44:09oh
00:44:09money
00:45:21I don't want to sorrow you.
00:45:25Calm down.
00:45:26Get out!
00:45:26Calm down.
00:45:27Calm down.
00:45:27I just want to talk.
00:45:29Gary!
00:45:30Gary!
00:45:31Gary!
00:45:33He's not here.
00:45:34Okay?
00:45:34The muscle's gone.
00:45:35He took the car.
00:45:35Just, Joanne, lift up your arms.
00:45:44Okay, Duncan, you have to stop breaking into my house like this.
00:45:50This is my first time.
00:45:51Okay, I'm going to call the police.
00:45:54No, no, and I'm, and I'm, and I'm going to call Nana Marks.
00:45:58You know, the journalist?
00:45:59She hounds me for tips all the time.
00:46:00All I have to tell her is, Nana, do I have a story for you?
00:46:03Shrink turns patient's trauma into trades.
00:46:05Who wouldn't want to click that?
00:46:07Come here.
00:46:08Like that.
00:46:09Let's go.
00:46:22You think you know everything about me?
00:46:25Well, you don't.
00:46:27Firstly, that varicose vein thing, it was just a consultation.
00:46:31I decided not to go through with it.
00:46:34I figured.
00:46:35You don't always wear pantyhose.
00:46:37Ugh!
00:46:38Oh, my God.
00:46:40And much more importantly, that thing about Orson's custody.
00:46:45You have no right to any of it.
00:46:47But since you've already weaseled your way into my life, I...
00:46:52I wanted my son.
00:46:55It's just that...
00:46:56That Ethan told me, he promised that he would look after him
00:47:01while I finished my degree and got myself into lifelong student loan debt at 8%.
00:47:05So, and now I have a 15-year-old who has no memory of the little cowboy hat I got
00:47:12him
00:47:12after he had a shit fit in the middle of the food court.
00:47:15So, you think you know everything because you have information.
00:47:20But information is not insight.
00:47:23And of that, Duncan, you have none.
00:47:28Please.
00:47:33Please.
00:47:34Please.
00:47:36Don't.
00:47:38Don't do this.
00:47:40Is this what you want?
00:47:42Please.
00:47:42Please.
00:47:44It was just on the little insider trading.
00:47:50Sorry.
00:47:51Yeah.
00:47:54You're so sorry.
00:47:56But you can't unfuck that bell.
00:47:58You committed a crime, and I'm the natural consequence of that crime.
00:48:02You are looking at this all wrong.
00:48:05I'm the best thing that's happened to you since Mike Abadeli finger-banged you at the
00:48:09Turtleback Zoo.
00:48:10I...
00:48:10Mike...
00:48:11What?
00:48:12What?
00:48:13How?
00:48:13That memoir you're writing, it's still on note, Docs.
00:48:16It's like a demon shat you into my brain.
00:48:19How many companies, how many billions of dollars have you saved or earned for your clients?
00:48:24That, God, come on, that's got to burn.
00:48:26It is JoJo's turn.
00:48:29Right?
00:48:29All I need is just one of your clients.
00:48:34Someone.
00:48:36Someone I could just do something with.
00:48:38That's it.
00:48:40And, of course, someone who's going to...
00:48:44get me.
00:48:56Carl Bardolph.
00:48:59Carl Bardolph.
00:49:00As in Bardolph's law?
00:49:02Bardolph?
00:49:02That...
00:49:03That Carl Bardolph?
00:49:09Oh, wow.
00:49:10Nice.
00:49:10Okay.
00:49:11Okay.
00:49:12Okay.
00:49:13So he wants to get back in the game.
00:49:14You know?
00:49:14What's his sweet spot?
00:49:15His open sesame.
00:49:17Come on.
00:49:18Joanne.
00:49:19I bet he likes it.
00:49:21People worshiping at his feet.
00:49:23Does he miss it?
00:49:25The glory days.
00:49:27Oh, he's a glory hound.
00:49:28Yeah, yeah.
00:49:29I'm at his feet, so he's at my feet.
00:49:32Yeah?
00:49:32Come on.
00:49:34Oh, come on.
00:49:37Always.
00:49:38Sometimes.
00:49:39Rarely.
00:49:40Never.
00:49:45Sometimes.
00:49:49Tell me more.
00:49:56Sometimes.
00:49:59Tell me more.
00:50:05Wow. Uh, everything okay?
00:50:12Hey. You all right?
00:50:16Gary, um, I have to tell you something.
00:50:25So, Duncan Park?
00:50:28Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes, um, that's on me.
00:50:33I'm so sorry about that. I, it was a slip. It was just a slip.
00:50:39I'm, I'm sorry. I apologized right away.
00:50:43And, um, then I gave him a free neuropsych eval.
00:50:52You, you did what? Why?
00:50:56That man is worth hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:51:00And he, he is the single most vile, arrogant, incurable...
00:51:04Okay, I see you're still activated.
00:51:06No, no, Gary, you have to listen to me.
00:51:08Okay, okay, can you just let me...
00:51:10You listen to me.
00:51:11May I, please? May I?
00:51:15I get it. I do.
00:51:17Sometimes we become resentful of our clients.
00:51:20Oh, please, tell me more.
00:51:23Professor Felder would teach me and mentor me.
00:51:27All right, sarcasm aside, I know a psychiatrist who was in a terrible car accident.
00:51:31He barely survived, broke his neck, and he lost the use of his legs and still went back to treat
00:51:36clients.
00:51:37And I asked him, how do you do this?
00:51:39How do you sit there and listen to people's little complaints after what you've been through?
00:51:43And the answer was, suffering is suffering.
00:51:51Gary, I was there when Phil told you that story.
00:51:58He was...
00:51:59No, you, no, you're, no, you're wrong, because Phil was...
00:52:04No, you're mistaken about that.
00:52:05But the point is that Duncan Park deserves therapy as much as anybody, anywhere.
00:52:13He's a human being.
00:52:15Rich, poor.
00:52:17It doesn't matter.
00:52:22Can we stop fighting now, Joanne?
00:52:25I hate to fight with you.
00:52:29Yeah?
00:52:32Anyway.
00:52:34Here.
00:52:38I know that you feel that you don't always get what you want.
00:52:41That's not what I, I didn't mean to...
00:52:43It's okay if you did.
00:52:44I heard you.
00:52:46And I wish I could give you a better...
00:52:52Anyway.
00:52:53Here.
00:53:00You're welcome.
00:53:01Silly.
00:53:05Silly.
00:53:05Oh, man.
00:53:14Yeah?
00:53:16Oh.
00:53:17It...
00:53:20Oh, my God.
00:53:23It's...
00:53:24It's perfect.
00:53:30Yum, right?
00:53:31Mm-hmm.
00:53:32I think this is our new regular.
00:53:34Yeah.
00:53:35I sort of prefer Alpine, but this is good.
00:53:37This is good.
00:53:40Hey, Dad.
00:53:43Can't fire Thelma.
00:53:44She stole my cube, Jim, Jim.
00:53:46And you've had so many nannies, anyway.
00:53:49Nope.
00:53:50There's Thelma.
00:53:52And Thelma was born.
00:53:53No.
00:53:53What about the hot ones when you were young?
00:53:55The shorts?
00:53:57That was Thelma.
00:53:58That was Thelma?
00:54:00Oh, my God.
00:54:01Really?
00:54:01Okay.
00:54:04How about this?
00:54:04You don't tell Mom about the milkshake, and I won't...
00:54:08I won't fire Thelma, okay?
00:54:10Deal.
00:54:14And also...
00:54:15Mm-hmm.
00:54:15I can get into Stanford for real.
00:54:17Without cheating.
00:54:19I don't need all the extra time, and you and Mom will have to get money.
00:54:22Okay.
00:54:23Okay.
00:54:24It is Daddy's money.
00:54:26And, sweetie, cheating is doing it for real.
00:54:30The only real cheating is when you cheat yourself.
00:54:33Cheaters never lose.
00:54:35And losers, they never cheat.
00:54:39Okay, Dad.
00:54:59Think about the sun.
00:55:02Yeah, boy.
00:55:03Think about her golden glass.
00:55:11How she lights the world up well.
00:55:14Now it's your chance, with the guardian of splendor, inviting you to dance.
00:55:26Pippin.
00:55:28Think about the sun.
00:55:34Think about your life.
00:55:37Pippin.
00:55:38Days are tame and nights the same.
00:55:41Think about the beauty in one perfect flame.
00:55:48And the angels of the morning are calling out to lay.
00:55:55Yeah, man.
00:55:58Think about the sun.
00:56:02Hard off is in my sights.
00:56:05I feel like Jane Goodall.
00:56:06I'm about to shoot a silverback gorilla.
00:56:08I'm guessing you're a veteran of war.
00:56:10Did you kill anyone, Sander?
00:56:12Until we get his transcript, he's not our responsibility.
00:56:16Duncan Park.
00:56:17Hypernosis.
00:56:19Zero days since I've stabbed someone, Joanne.
00:56:22Do you hate me that much?
00:56:24Yes.
00:56:25What happened to your face?
00:56:27What happened to your face?
00:56:32What's up?
00:56:37I nearly socked Lorraine when she signed me up to be a whore.
00:56:41It triggered me like a fire alarm at a fireworks factory.
00:56:45That's how bad it triggered me.
00:56:47Never again!
00:56:48Bardolph goes to see Joanne for anger management purposes.
00:56:52And he's upset at something.
00:56:55I don't know if we really know what that is yet.
00:56:58To me, some of it's just old-fashioned generational ageism where he's older and he sees the younger
00:57:04people screwing things up.
00:57:07And she gives him a mnemonic, stop.
00:57:10S, stop, T, take a step back, O, observe, P, proceed mindfully.
00:57:17It's just a little thing to remember for when that ends.
00:57:20The S of stop is for stop, correct?
00:57:22That was actually bestowed upon one of my writers.
00:57:25And she would joke about that.
00:57:27I may start S is for start, T, throwing thing.
00:57:32Carl.
00:57:32I think it's hysterical from the point of view of Bardolph getting so pissed off on the
00:57:38lack of thought that went into making stop the first step of stop, based on a true story.
00:57:45Don't say it.
00:57:46I'm going to say it.
00:57:46Don't say it.
00:57:47I'm going to say it.
00:57:48Retarded.
00:57:48Okay.
00:57:49And the last T is for therapists.
00:57:51I am going to start doing things and retarded therapists.
00:57:57You're out.
00:57:59What was Joanne texting Jerry about?
00:58:01She wants a gun.
00:58:03A gun.
00:58:04Uh-oh.
00:58:06Also in episode two, you have a real ratcheting up of the Joanne Duncan dynamic.
00:58:13He feels like they were going to be partners.
00:58:15And now she's not returning his calls.
00:58:17She's ghosting him.
00:58:18I don't want to sorrow you.
00:58:20Duncan breaking into Joanne's house.
00:58:22First of all, it's probably my favorite scene in the season.
00:58:25I just love it.
00:58:26These two actors are duking it out in a way that's incredibly gratifying to watch.
00:58:32I just have to say, like, working with Sarah has been an absolute treat.
00:58:36You know, it's important, like, to show up every day to work and be inspired by the people
00:58:41around you to push harder and, you know, be better.
00:58:44It was just one of the little insider treating.
00:58:49But you can't unfuck that bell.
00:58:52You committed a crime, and I'm the natural consequence of that crime.
00:58:56It is the moment when their character's wants and needs come to a collision point.
00:59:03Joanne seemingly gives in.
00:59:05All I need is just one of your clients.
00:59:09Carl Bardolph.
00:59:11Carl Bardolph.
00:59:12We know that Carl Bardolph is violently angry and does not want people talking to him and
00:59:17worshipping at his feet.
00:59:19She does not mention that to Duncan.
00:59:20That will play out in the next episode of The Audacity.
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