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2007 The Babysitter FULL HOT TEEN MOVIE [Full Movie] [Full Series]Full EP - Full
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00:00:11Shirley Liner. I'm a junior at Alfred E. Groves High School.
00:00:21This is my babysitting service.
00:00:30The answer is no.
00:00:34Mom doesn't drink. Dad didn't hit me.
00:00:38Uncle Steve never showed me his privates.
00:00:42I don't even have an Uncle Steve.
00:00:47The money's nice, and paid fellatio isn't that much more humiliating than flipping burgers.
00:00:57But that's not why I do it.
00:01:13Maybe we should back up.
00:01:30S. A. T.
00:01:34If you're planning on attending college out of state, the SATs are what you want to worry about.
00:01:42Time allotted to complete the test is three hours and forty-five minutes.
00:01:48Hey, Brenda.
00:01:51Brenda.
00:01:51I'm ignoring you.
00:01:53Your stepbrother keeps looking up here.
00:01:56Dude, I think she's looking at you.
00:02:03I think McDean's ever tried to blow him.
00:02:07It's not incest if he's a stepbrother.
00:02:11What?
00:02:13Brenda knows her sisters are warm.
00:02:16No one's feelings are hurt.
00:02:17There's nobody who sits up along with kids.
00:02:20This is your future.
00:02:22If you want it to be bright, study hard.
00:02:25Everything you do now determines if you get into college.
00:02:28Ahhhh!
00:02:30Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:02:31unguwa!
00:02:3200,000,000,000.000
00:02:3400,000,000,000 ,000,000,000,000.
00:02:46seu eyes are changed a lot.
00:02:46Yeah, a IL already did.
00:03:01I've left the middle of this.
00:03:01Ooh, I did?"
00:03:10How is Mr. Belcher in common?
00:03:12Maybe the basement?
00:03:33The case almost wrapped up?
00:03:35No.
00:03:36The guy's cousin is...
00:03:40He's here!
00:04:09How you been?
00:04:15What's the matter with you?
00:04:21Captain, be he lost to the sea then?
00:04:24Harry is, I'm afraid.
00:04:26I've seen it with Fiona.
00:04:31Shirley, where do you live again?
00:04:33Southfield?
00:04:34Oh.
00:04:34That's far, isn't it?
00:04:37Oh, God damn it.
00:04:40If Gail wrote her autobiography, you know what it'd be called?
00:04:43Hurry up and wait for me.
00:04:48You want to come upstairs with me?
00:04:55Shirley's here.
00:04:57Oh, great.
00:04:59He's mad because I won't leave him alone.
00:05:02Mikey, what are you going to do if there's an emergency with Adam?
00:05:04How are you going to get him to the hospital?
00:05:06Are you going to drive the car?
00:05:07It'll be the first time.
00:05:10Yeah, exactly.
00:05:11Stop being smart.
00:05:11All right.
00:05:12You be good, okay?
00:05:15Muah!
00:05:17I'll see you in the morning.
00:05:19All right, later, guy, all right?
00:05:26Horse fuckers.
00:05:28The emergency numbers are on the fridge.
00:05:31Right.
00:05:31And the restaurant?
00:05:32Mm-hmm.
00:05:32Great.
00:05:33Hey, have fun.
00:05:34You too.
00:05:39Nice.
00:05:40Okay, here we go.
00:05:41Okay.
00:05:42Good night.
00:05:42Peace.
00:05:45You're supposed to work.
00:05:53I'll tell you one thing, though.
00:05:55If business keeps going the way it is, I'm gonna open up two more restaurants next year.
00:05:59Yeah, one on the east side and one down river.
00:06:01Keep the camel jockeys from coming up here.
00:06:05Jerry, come on.
00:06:07And when we go corporate, we're going to come to you for the VP spot.
00:06:11Well, I don't know.
00:06:13I mean, I don't think I could be black with just like that.
00:06:15Jesus Christ.
00:06:16It's like a broken record.
00:06:17We have two kids, Jerry.
00:06:19So, well, we got a kid.
00:06:21We got a kid.
00:06:21I'll get you the benefits and all that eventually.
00:06:24Yeah, you have one kid.
00:06:25We have two educations to pay for.
00:06:26All right, so what?
00:06:27They can grow up and go to Michigan and be dead like Mike.
00:06:32What's the problem?
00:06:35When I was your age, I got beaten ahead every 10 minutes.
00:06:38Why do you keep talking every time I'm trying to tell you a story?
00:06:41You ask questions and then you keep talking and talking.
00:06:44All these days.
00:06:46Every day of me life.
00:06:47Shirley.
00:06:48He had bleeding.
00:06:50You never listened to me.
00:06:52Now, where was...
00:07:16I don't know.
00:07:16I think...
00:07:16I thought the idea about the restaurant was pretty cool.
00:07:19We should consider it.
00:07:19Think about it.
00:07:22Vice president under Jerry?
00:07:24Yeah.
00:07:26Anyway.
00:07:27The day Jerry goes corporate is the day I joined the circus, so...
00:07:32Gotta put it down, huh?
00:07:34Just had to put it down.
00:07:36You got it great where you are, right?
00:07:40Right?
00:07:49Oh, hey, hey.
00:07:50See the old locomotives back there?
00:07:52Come on.
00:07:53Come with me.
00:07:53Look at the old trains.
00:07:54Where are you going?
00:07:56They got them all back there like broken toys.
00:08:00The boys are waiting.
00:08:02No, they're not.
00:08:02The boys are sleeping.
00:08:03Come on.
00:08:04Come on.
00:08:05You think Mikey just goes to sleep at 9 o'clock?
00:08:07He put a computer in his room.
00:08:08You know what he's doing?
00:08:09He's online buying heroin.
00:08:10That's what he's doing.
00:08:12That's what he's doing.
00:08:13That's what...
00:08:15It's a joke.
00:08:16It's a joke.
00:08:16It's not funny.
00:08:18No, I know it's not funny.
00:08:19But everybody in the program gets to joke about it, but I can't.
00:08:21I don't want to fight, okay?
00:08:23Why don't you just say so?
00:08:24Why don't you just...
00:08:24If you're mad at me, just say so.
00:08:25Just say it.
00:08:26It's late.
00:08:28Let's go. Come on.
00:08:29Call me an asshole.
00:08:31It'll make you feel better.
00:08:32I'm telling you.
00:08:32It's step nine.
00:08:33Go ahead.
00:08:37All right, forget it.
00:08:38Go ahead.
00:08:39Go ahead.
00:08:39Go ahead.
00:08:40I'm an asshole.
00:08:41See?
00:08:41Now I feel better.
00:09:33I was just getting some spots off the floor.
00:09:38Wow
00:09:38What are you doing?
00:09:40It's okay, don't worry about it, don't worry
00:09:48Are you going to answer that?
00:09:51I'm sorry
00:09:51Are you eating anything to eat?
00:09:53I had a slice
00:09:56I can stop, you know
00:09:57No, it's okay
00:09:59I'm fine
00:10:01You know what, I need some coffee
00:10:07Well, you know, I didn't want to send her home hungry
00:10:11Mm-hmm
00:10:12You know what, I'll just turn the fan on
00:10:14I'll bet you'll make the smell go away, okay
00:10:16Yeah, I'll be home in about an hour
00:10:17All right, bye-bye
00:10:33Perfect deluxe
00:10:38You're not tired?
00:10:40No, I'm kind of a night owl
00:10:42You know, I thought at some point I would outgrow it, but
00:10:45That makes two of us
00:10:46Oh, yeah?
00:10:49You know, I guess I should pay you extra for cleaning my kitchen, huh?
00:10:55What? What's wrong?
00:10:57Sometimes I do stupid things
00:11:00I don't know why
00:11:01That makes two of us
00:11:04That's
00:11:06That's stupid
00:11:09Well, this is how it works
00:11:18Mmm
00:11:25That's good
00:11:27See that?
00:11:29You see where I'm going with this?
00:11:33No, not really
00:11:37Now that
00:11:39Is bad
00:11:40Oh, that's bad, right
00:11:41As soon as one thing
00:11:42Is out of place
00:11:44It throws everything else around it
00:11:46Out of whack
00:11:47There's like this
00:11:49A domino effect
00:11:50Or a chain reaction
00:11:58Everything
00:11:58Everything
00:11:59And everyone
00:12:01Has its place
00:12:02Right
00:12:05You think I'm a freak?
00:12:06Oh, yeah
00:12:10No, no, I'm kidding
00:12:11I'm kidding
00:12:11I'm kidding
00:12:12Oh, the fries
00:12:41So, um
00:12:42How'd you meet your wife?
00:12:44What?
00:12:47What?
00:12:49Hey, why?
00:12:57Okay
00:12:58I met her just outside of
00:13:01Ann Arbor
00:13:02There's this bridge
00:13:03With a river underneath it
00:13:04And trade tracks on it
00:13:05And, uh
00:13:09It's pitch, pitch black at night
00:13:11And that's where
00:13:11I didn't know why I'm telling you this
00:13:14Um
00:13:16And that's where the kids
00:13:17Go to get high
00:13:17Oh
00:13:19Yeah
00:13:20And one night
00:13:20My friend Jerry
00:13:21Takes me there
00:13:22Like how you had dinner
00:13:22Went tonight?
00:13:23Uh-huh
00:13:24And we just go there
00:13:25To see what it was like
00:13:26You know
00:13:27Sure
00:13:29Anyway, so we're there
00:13:30And, uh
00:13:32This little, uh
00:13:33Party girl
00:13:34Comes up to me
00:13:35And
00:13:35It turns out to be Gail
00:13:38And, uh
00:13:39She was on a shitload of, uh
00:13:42Anyway
00:13:43She gives me this long
00:13:45Once
00:13:46Twice
00:13:46Thrice over
00:13:48And then she turns to Jerry
00:13:49And she says
00:13:52So what else
00:13:52Did you bring me?
00:13:58I don't know
00:13:58You had to be there
00:13:59I wish I was
00:14:03Then what?
00:14:06Well, she goes over
00:14:07To her friends
00:14:08And I turn to Jerry
00:14:09And I say
00:14:10That girl looks like
00:14:11A lot of trouble
00:14:18It's funny how people change, huh?
00:14:24So you got a boyfriend?
00:14:25No
00:14:28Why?
00:14:30Come on
00:14:31You're smart
00:14:32You're mature
00:14:32You're definitely unique
00:14:33You got that
00:14:38Oh
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00:14:50Oh
00:15:06Hey, you want to see something cool?
00:15:12Okay.
00:15:20Okay, let's go.
00:15:50Okay, let's go.
00:16:20Run.
00:16:26Let's go.
00:16:27Let's go.
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00:17:04Let's go.
00:17:07I'm sorry.
00:17:09Let's go.
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00:19:06Let's go.
00:19:37Okay, it's Alex.
00:19:43HPV.
00:19:45Herpes.
00:19:46Syphilis.
00:19:48Gonorrhea.
00:19:50Gonorrhea close-up.
00:19:53Ladies and gentlemen, the numbers show it.
00:19:57The research shows it.
00:20:00Americans want a car, a beautiful automobile that we can sell to them.
00:20:06A car with torque, with horsepower, with how much horsepower?
00:20:11A shitload, George.
00:20:13Yes, Phil. Yes, Phil.
00:20:15Thank you, a shitload of horsepower.
00:20:17Are you with me, Mike?
00:20:20Female version.
00:20:21It's my car.
00:20:22I'll bring it back.
00:20:23You don't even have your license.
00:20:25You're saying I'm going to fuck it up?
00:20:26Yes.
00:20:27You seem like a wee better driver than you.
00:20:28No, you're not.
00:20:30You trashed Ali's car.
00:20:31And you let your mom turn out of gas that one time.
00:20:34You failed driver's ad like three times.
00:20:36That is because Broca hated me.
00:20:38No, it's because you're a bad driver.
00:20:40I could get, like, arrest me.
00:20:41Our mom turned me to his carless.
00:20:43Fuck you, fedass.
00:20:45Around and inside the vagina.
00:20:47So he tells me he's only friends with her,
00:20:49but, like, how come he's thinking of taking her to the dance alone
00:20:51and not, like, in a group?
00:20:52Christ, Brenda, ask him out already.
00:20:54But girls aren't supposed to ask.
00:20:56Fine.
00:20:56Be alone, stay home, and binge on diet pills and Chunky Monkey.
00:21:00I'm sick of hearing it every day.
00:21:02Why are you attacking me?
00:21:04Everyone be friends, okay?
00:21:06It doesn't matter how many defense or attack powers.
00:21:08No, no, you put it on the table.
00:21:10You, you, just like that?
00:21:11Yeah, you know, it could be that, like, the first.
00:21:13Dude, baseball cards is a better game, right?
00:21:15So much easier.
00:21:15So what do you want?
00:21:16You want another brownie?
00:21:16Uh, ice cream.
00:21:18Okay, whatever you want, man.
00:21:19You got good grades, right?
00:21:37Shirley, hi.
00:21:38You come here.
00:21:39That's so cute.
00:21:40Sometimes.
00:21:47I was going to call you.
00:21:49I hate to ask, but I wonder if you could sit for us Thursday night.
00:21:51I know it's a school night.
00:21:53You know, maybe you could clean my bathroom.
00:21:56I'm kidding.
00:21:58Would Thursday work, do you think?
00:22:02Um...
00:22:04Um...
00:22:05Um...
00:22:22Um...
00:22:24You will want to take particular care not to perforate the duodenum.
00:22:31If you don't know where the duodenum is, you should check your book.
00:22:35A perforated duodenum is no picnic.
00:22:40Now, although the pancreas lies against the liver...
00:22:44What?
00:22:44What's wrong?
00:22:45Nothing.
00:22:46Yes, there is.
00:22:47No, I just had a late night is all.
00:22:50Little brats keep you from your studies?
00:22:53Yeah.
00:22:55Make any money?
00:22:56Mm-hmm.
00:22:57How much?
00:22:59Two hundred dollars.
00:23:02Jesus, Cheryl.
00:23:04Would you suck, Mr. Beltran's cock?
00:23:07Simulate those of the human beings.
00:23:11I can't believe you didn't call me.
00:23:13I called you when I got my period.
00:23:15When I lost my Virginia camp, I snuck over to your cabin to tell you.
00:23:18Shit, I called you the second I lost my first suit.
00:23:20Okay.
00:23:21And this isn't some tooth, Shirley.
00:23:22This is something happening.
00:23:23Listen to me.
00:23:24Nothing happened.
00:23:25The guy's got a family, kids, a job.
00:23:27I've got college to worry about.
00:23:29You need a way to pay for college.
00:23:30Don't even talk that way.
00:23:32If there's one thing in my life I know I should regret.
00:23:34It's a little silly to regret something that never happened.
00:23:37According to you.
00:23:53Just stop.
00:23:55I can't stop.
00:23:58I can't stop.
00:23:59I can't stop.
00:24:00Before when I paid you, it was, uh, I mean, I thought it could be like, uh, I don't know,
00:24:08like it could be a game or I don't know what I was thinking.
00:24:12I had no idea what I was thinking.
00:24:14And, uh, I thought maybe you looked a little bit unhappy after I paid you.
00:24:21Yeah, well put, shithead.
00:24:25I don't know.
00:24:30I mean, you're not saying anything.
00:24:35I guess I usually don't.
00:24:45I guess I usually don't.
00:25:04I don't know.
00:25:05Dude, you can't, you can't tell anybody, man.
00:25:07You can't.
00:25:08Jesus.
00:25:08Don't tell anybody.
00:25:09Jesus.
00:25:09Wait.
00:25:10No, no, I'm serious. Don't even tell Tina, man.
00:25:13Jesus, Tina? What the fuck, Mike?
00:25:16I don't know. She's your wife. I don't know.
00:25:18Believe me, there's a lot I don't tell Tina, all right?
00:25:20I'm sure it goes both ways. God knows where she's been.
00:25:23I don't even want to...
00:25:25Ignorant bliss and all that.
00:25:27Fuck, man.
00:25:28Well, what do you think a marriage works so well for?
00:25:30I don't know. You know, I would venture to say
00:25:32that you're going through midlife crisis, man,
00:25:34but you've always been the stupidest.
00:25:35Okay, right. So you're the one putting the babysitter,
00:25:37and yet I'm the one going through the midlife...
00:25:40You'd have to be my position to understand
00:25:42what I'm going through.
00:25:45All right?
00:25:51So this friend of mine wants to know if,
00:25:53well, you know, if you know someone
00:25:55who could babysit for him and, uh...
00:25:58He says he's willing to pay.
00:26:05Yeah.
00:26:07Yeah.
00:26:07Yeah, I know someone.
00:26:11Oh!
00:26:16Take her home.
00:26:21I'm gonna eat you up!
00:26:24Dave, you're not even one!
00:26:26Hey!
00:26:27Hey!
00:26:32I'm just gonna take her home.
00:26:36So what's your favourite subject?
00:26:56Hey!
00:27:00Are we going to hell?
00:27:01Oh my God!
00:27:02Yep!
00:27:04I knew it.
00:27:05I said half a minute!
00:27:06I gotta go.
00:27:10So, Doug is over, like, every day.
00:27:12And I mean, I know he's friends with my stepbrother,
00:27:14but come on!
00:27:14Like, Scott is not that cool, right?
00:27:16And he's always just, like, hanging around
00:27:17when I'm watching TV or something,
00:27:18so I totally think he likes me totally.
00:27:20Totally totally.
00:27:20Let me be right back.
00:27:22What is that?
00:27:23Is that new?
00:27:24He's a total freak.
00:27:28He was wearing a cowboy outfit and he had a moustache.
00:27:32Is he nice?
00:27:33No, I need coffee.
00:27:35Wait, miss?
00:27:36Yeah.
00:27:36Um, I was thinking, since I set it up, like, uh, I was thinking I could maybe get some of
00:27:51the money.
00:27:53Like 40 bucks?
00:27:58It just seems fair.
00:28:02Yeah, it is.
00:28:1020%.
00:28:12Thanks, Cheryl.
00:28:21Oh, my God!
00:28:22Isn't this awesome?!
00:28:23Yeah!
00:28:25Have fun cleaning up all the poop before your parents get back.
00:28:28What?!
00:28:29It's totally awesome!
00:28:31Shirley!
00:28:32We gotta go talk to Doug!
00:28:34Okay!
00:28:37Hey!
00:28:39Hey!
00:28:40Hey.
00:28:41Hey.
00:28:43I've got a hookup for some weed.
00:28:45You interested?
00:28:46It's gonna be sweet.
00:28:48Um, I don't really...
00:28:50Sure!
00:28:51Um, Shirley, if, uh, if you need a round home litter, I can go and tell you if you, if
00:28:55you need one.
00:28:56Um...
00:28:57Cause I came with Melissa, but, um...
00:29:00Yeah, maybe.
00:29:01Yeah.
00:29:23I'm gonna puke.
00:29:29I'm gonna puke.
00:29:35what's the deal i got calls from two of jerry's friends that's great great it's not great
00:29:42jerry can't keep his mouth shut we're gonna go to jail we're minors a few hours of mandatory
00:29:48counseling we're off clean wives and parents and kids all take care of themselves
00:29:57they'll always believe that their husbands love them their daughters are virgins and their sons
00:30:03aren't making pipe bombs in the basement because it would kill them to believe otherwise
00:30:08they're the ones that make getting away with it so easy
00:30:11both want thursday i got jerry thursday i know can you take one of them
00:30:23still leaves one guy dateless so find someone else to sit jesus miss you know what the pimps say
00:30:30i didn't make her a hoe she was a hoe already oh yeah that's great you heard that where hang
00:30:37on i'm
00:30:38more beer oh yeah that's brilliant
00:31:00no no she would never she doesn't have to
00:31:05but let her make that choice for once in her life let her make a choice about something
00:31:22do you want me to drive hey
00:31:29you leaving yeah i'm just waiting for melissa so
00:31:38you call you want my hoodie no you sure thanks
00:31:45uh i'm i'm really sorry right here yeah it's no problem
00:32:03it seems like kissing's always better in the cold
00:32:11oops
00:32:15okay uh night
00:32:19okay
00:32:43This is my girl.
00:32:45Rebel.
00:32:46Oh, yeah, I'm a rebel.
00:32:56I'm a rebel.
00:33:01I got it.
00:33:03Elliot!
00:33:08Mom said you might have some peroxide.
00:33:17Oh, how was the...
00:33:19I'm fine.
00:33:20There were a lot of people there.
00:33:26Hey, uh...
00:33:27Oh, who?
00:33:29Brenda's stepbrother?
00:33:30Scott.
00:33:31Yeah, he called for you the other day.
00:33:33So, are you...
00:33:35going together?
00:33:37Going where?
00:33:39Uh, no.
00:33:39Are you two...
00:33:40No.
00:33:41No.
00:33:42No.
00:33:44Because...
00:33:46Ooh, you seem like a...
00:33:48You seem like a nice guy.
00:33:50I mean, cool.
00:33:52He looks...
00:33:53cool.
00:33:56Tall.
00:33:57Dad, I'm kind of tired right now.
00:34:03So, talk to you tomorrow.
00:34:06Good night.
00:34:09Oh, my God.
00:34:10Let's go.
00:34:15Fuck.
00:34:26Oh, fuck.
00:34:34Does that look like hope?
00:34:47do the kids behave where are we friend of mine used to live around here so um
00:34:56do we do we stay in the car we go on the grass what oh whoa come on come on
00:35:03no games no games
00:35:04um please stop what you you wait i mean i surely said you were one of hers one of her
00:35:14what
00:35:16oh shit
00:35:21oh man i knew this would all go wrong i knew it this didn't happen
00:35:40here we are
00:35:47jesus
00:35:53brenda
00:35:56when you go home i want you to take a picture of yourself
00:36:02because right right now you're perfection
00:36:09and i want you to look at that picture every day and never change
00:36:18um okay
00:36:25we don't have to do anything
00:36:30you could talk i could listen
00:36:47you could listen to me
00:36:48you could listen to me
00:36:50you could listen to me
00:37:05Hello?
00:37:06So how are you doing?
00:37:07I'm babysitting.
00:37:09For who?
00:37:10Look, I'm sort of busy right now.
00:37:13Shirley, since when are you babysitting?
00:37:14Excuse me.
00:37:17I gotta go.
00:37:18Shirley, Shirley, Shirley, Shirley.
00:37:20Ow!
00:37:21You okay?
00:37:22Yeah, I'm fine.
00:37:25Just trip this close.
00:37:27Can we do this?
00:37:28I mean, it's getting late.
00:37:55How long?
00:37:57About a month now.
00:37:59I thought you seemed different lately.
00:38:08You don't have to do anything you don't want to do.
00:38:11It doesn't make it okay what you did.
00:38:14Yeah.
00:38:15Who else?
00:38:19Who else needs a sitter?
00:38:27I'm hot.
00:38:29Like I'm burning a clock.
00:38:31Pushing the arm.
00:38:32Hitting the seconds.
00:38:34Feeding the owls.
00:38:35And I'm counting the red.
00:38:38I got hot.
00:38:40I ain't steering the ship.
00:38:42Trying to kick.
00:38:44Flashlight violet.
00:38:45Get sick of this trip.
00:38:46And I'm beating the boob.
00:38:50Hey, Shirley.
00:38:51I would like to order some pussy.
00:38:53You mind not saying that on the phone, Melissa?
00:38:57Uh...
00:38:59I would like to order a babysitter.
00:39:02A witch to watch my offspring.
00:39:05That's better.
00:39:05Make sure she's got big bits.
00:39:08I'm afraid the cops all night is on you.
00:39:22I'd hate it!
00:39:24Come to my door.
00:39:26Can I stay?
00:39:27Want it some more?
00:39:29I pull a lift and put an air in the floor.
00:39:33Wie is in the mirror?
00:39:36Trailing car found eyes on you.
00:39:42No, no, they have this new way of doing division.
00:39:45They don't have the, the, like, you know, the, like, brackets, like when we were a kid.
00:39:49They don't do long division anymore.
00:39:51And Bailey is the only one in his kindergarten who is up to division.
00:39:55So we had to go to this conference with other parents with gifted kids.
00:39:58And it was interesting how they taught us to cultivate the little brain.
00:40:02But don't they all use calculators now?
00:40:04Bailey's teacher said he doesn't need one.
00:40:06The other day we were watching TV and he actually turned to me and said,
00:40:10Mommy, I should be studying.
00:40:13Can you imagine?
00:40:16He was a baby.
00:40:19I saw what you put together on the old Mustang account there.
00:40:23Yes, what'd you think?
00:40:25Not exactly your best work.
00:40:28Well, if you got suggestions about something.
00:40:31Mike, I thought it looked like a rough draft.
00:40:34Especially coming from you.
00:40:37Is something going on?
00:40:41Nothing's going on.
00:40:42Nothing.
00:40:43I don't know.
00:40:44I thought it was, I thought it was good.
00:40:46And if you didn't, if you think it needs work, well then it needs work.
00:40:49I mean, what am I going to do?
00:40:49Did you hear that?
00:40:51What?
00:40:51Can we have the same babysitter?
00:40:52Really?
00:40:53Yeah, surely.
00:40:54Well, sometimes, surely.
00:40:55Sometimes the other ones.
00:40:56She has a whole bunch of girls working for her.
00:40:58Really?
00:40:59Show him her.
00:41:00Show Michael the card.
00:41:05Oh, my God.
00:41:07Look at that.
00:41:08She's very enterprising.
00:41:11Hmm.
00:41:23You know, I saw the card.
00:41:29Yeah.
00:41:30Yeah, well, someone's bound to catch, huh?
00:41:45You're right.
00:41:47About what?
00:41:49There's so many guys calling now while your wives found to get suspicious.
00:41:54So just call it off.
00:41:55You don't need to.
00:41:56Do you need to?
00:41:57$200?
00:41:57Look at risk.
00:41:58Look at reward.
00:42:02Good night.
00:42:05Hey.
00:42:05Get back in your car.
00:42:08Leave me alone.
00:42:09Huh?
00:42:09You made those cards?
00:42:10Is that what you wanted to do?
00:42:12I thought this was about us, huh?
00:42:13You don't want it anymore.
00:42:14Stop it.
00:42:16I stood right here.
00:42:17They could hear us, okay?
00:42:17What if you get caught?
00:42:18You fucking took that money out of your wallet and fucking handed it to me.
00:42:21So don't try to make me feel guilty.
00:42:23You didn't even realize how over your head you are, did you?
00:42:25Fucked up is my reason.
00:42:25You're risking everything.
00:42:27Teenagers.
00:42:28I don't want them.
00:42:31I don't want them.
00:42:32Hi, Dad.
00:42:32Hi.
00:42:37The price is going up.
00:42:41$300 from here on out.
00:43:10I don't know.
00:43:15are you here for a reason or just to like be annoying you like this jacket
00:43:21where'd you get it somerset hmm do you want to borrow it sometime it's probably too big on me
00:43:30they had him in black too dad says no more cash until i get my grades up
00:43:37i could help you get some
00:43:48hi brenda uh i'm busy tonight so is it okay if nadine sits
00:44:00could i get both of you
00:44:26hey what's up where were you at lunch
00:44:29i was chilling with the hats oh um do you have my 20 percent i didn't go what
00:44:43oh jesus he didn't care that's fine
00:44:50you have my 20 percent we can help you with the matter shut up
00:44:57why should i pay you anything i fuck the guy this is how it works nadine i arrange the
00:45:03appointments i make sure everything is cool i get a percentage of what you make
00:45:14it's 60
00:45:24so should i add you to the roster or are you just a one-timer i'll do it again
00:45:31okay you'll miss your boss
00:45:40hello george it's nadine i'm sure you remember me
00:45:43yeah a couple of friends of mine want to get into babysitting
00:45:48i actually have something arranged with shirley
00:45:50george shirley's friends aren't like these girls
00:45:54and george let's keep this between us
00:45:58oh watch your head sorry oh god
00:46:09slow slow down okay
00:46:12i only got two calls last week
00:46:30i'm telling you it's fucking nadine
00:46:37brenda hey
00:46:39come here
00:46:43what's up
00:46:46is nadine doing business on the side
00:46:48no
00:46:50i don't know you sure
00:46:52i don't think so can you find out
00:46:55how
00:46:57just look around at home
00:46:58can you do that
00:47:00yeah yeah no problem
00:47:04thanks
00:47:09she's lying
00:47:20no
00:47:21no extra money
00:47:22phone numbers
00:47:24no nothing like that
00:47:26okay well what about our locker
00:47:28locker
00:47:30um
00:47:32i don't think no
00:47:34you looked
00:47:35i saw in there the other day
00:47:38okay
00:47:39thanks brenda
00:47:41you okay
00:47:42uh-huh
00:48:07are you sure
00:48:10shirley
00:48:12shirley
00:48:12shirley
00:48:39shirley
00:49:02i can't
00:49:04you
00:49:05i can't
00:49:06you can't fix this okay she's obviously insane she's gonna you pervert
00:49:10Hey, you need help.
00:49:11Grab him up.
00:49:12Bite me.
00:49:12Everyone stay cool.
00:49:40Let him make you understand.
00:49:41With a money-duddy-duddy look in your face.
00:49:43I bet you know Pete Chucky has an happy day.
00:49:45Go!
00:49:51Money out of money out of here today.
00:49:53Money out of money out of here today.
00:49:56I got enough pictures and I'm ready to play.
00:49:58I got my, got my, got my, got my record in here.
00:50:00I'm not sure you do it, but if you understand.
00:50:02With a duddy-duddy-duddy look in your face.
00:50:03I bet you know Pete Chucky has an happy day.
00:50:05Go!
00:50:10I bet you know Pete Chucky has an happy day.
00:50:40Pete Chucky has an happy day.
00:50:52Hey, I'm sorry I had a look, ladies.
00:50:54I called every hospital, every police station.
00:50:57Neil, I'm sorry.
00:50:58I was, I was in a conference.
00:51:00I couldn't hear the phone.
00:51:01I didn't want to call you and wake up the kids.
00:51:03Come on.
00:51:04Michael, I'm only going to ask you this once.
00:51:06Were you?
00:51:11No.
00:51:19Next time, you call me.
00:51:24Okay, okay, I'm sorry.
00:51:26I'm, I'm really sorry.
00:51:35Attention all students.
00:51:37There will be a mandatory assembly at 11.15 in the auditorium.
00:51:41Attendance will be taken.
00:51:48You do not steal my clients.
00:51:51You do not take money out of my pocket.
00:51:54And you do not walk around in $1,200 worth of shit, assuming no one's going to notice.
00:52:00And everyone gives me a cut.
00:52:05You fuck no one, not even your prom date, without my say-so.
00:52:12I would hope after today, no one here would doubt how serious I am.
00:52:19You're missing the assembly.
00:52:37Surely, Liner, you could use a vacation.
00:52:41Yeah?
00:52:42Well, actually, I was thinking.
00:52:46More like a working vacation.
00:52:48Gary's got a place up north.
00:52:54What are those permission slips?
00:52:57Hey, dude, don't forget to feed the fish, all right?
00:53:00Yeah, nice.
00:53:01That's nice.
00:53:02These ridiculous company retreats.
00:53:04I'm sorry.
00:53:04Trying to teach us teamwork, blindfolded us.
00:53:06We're trying to have a good time.
00:53:07It could be fun.
00:53:08Oh, all right.
00:53:10All right.
00:53:11I'll see you.
00:53:12I'll see you Sunday, okay?
00:53:14I don't get a kiss?
00:53:15Oh, babe, I'm sorry.
00:53:17I love you.
00:53:18Okay.
00:53:28Hey, you want to get something to eat?
00:53:31What time is it?
00:53:32Oh, it's dinner time.
00:53:47Seriously?
00:53:48What are you doing?
00:53:49Oh, my God.
00:53:50Hey, Jerry.
00:53:51You kill all these animals?
00:53:54I'm sorry.
00:54:01I'm sorry.
00:54:06I'm allergic to fire.
00:54:07I'm allergic to fire.
00:54:08I'm allergic to fire.
00:54:13Hi.
00:54:15Are you nervous?
00:54:17No.
00:54:18No.
00:54:18Oh, my God.
00:54:48Randy likes me not one's preference says a lot
00:55:08Hey, get up. Hey
00:55:13Take one of those
00:55:21What is it don't let's spell looks like you pee your pants
00:55:28You ever uh you ever take a turn with any of the other girls
00:55:38You know is really really special Brenda
00:55:48Every time I get her I leave a little extra on the tip because
00:55:53It's not like she does anything
00:55:57Particularly
00:56:00Wild nothing I can put my
00:56:04Pinpoint on
00:56:09It's more like
00:56:13You know she's just so young and dumb. She has no idea what she gets from us. She just has
00:56:19no idea
00:56:21Monday she's gonna look back and say wow that was
00:56:26It's really something special
00:56:30There's something special, man
00:56:37We're the best thing that's ever going to happen to these girls
00:57:07It's like luminescent
00:57:09It's
00:57:09It's so
00:57:10Oh gosh
00:57:11Oh
00:57:15Oh
00:57:16Oh
00:57:18Oh
00:57:18Oh
00:57:19Toledo
00:57:38Toledo
00:57:39You tried to pull it back
00:57:41You're what I want
00:57:42You never call me a friend
00:57:45Cuz I never see the world
00:57:46But you know it
00:57:48Don't feed myself, baby
00:57:52I don't think I'm trying to get lost
00:57:55For all the people I've been feeling
00:57:58That you don't know
00:58:00You don't know
00:58:02You don't know
00:58:03You don't know
00:58:03You don't know
00:58:09You don't know
00:58:10You don't know
00:58:12What's that?
00:58:12No
00:58:13No
00:58:13No
00:58:14No
00:58:14No
00:58:15No
00:58:16No
00:58:17No
00:58:18No
00:58:28No
00:58:29I don't know.
00:59:01No, Michael, I'll try.
00:59:15Do you have any water?
00:59:30Hey, come here.
00:59:31Yeah, get away.
00:59:39I'm in here.
00:59:41Brenda, are you okay?
00:59:43Yeah.
00:59:44Can I come in?
00:59:47Just a second.
00:59:51Oh, there.
00:59:52Sorry.
00:59:53What's wrong?
00:59:53I want to stop.
00:59:56Oh, what?
00:59:57Did you take too much?
00:59:59I don't know.
01:00:00Not a lot.
01:00:01Okay.
01:00:02Well, come over here.
01:00:05I'll try and talk you down.
01:00:07I used to be really good at that.
01:00:08Yeah?
01:00:09Yeah.
01:00:09Just what you want to do is be really sweaty.
01:00:14Just don't look at me.
01:00:18Look at you.
01:00:18Look at you right in the eyes.
01:00:20Just focus on your eyes.
01:00:24What's the matter?
01:00:29What's the matter?
01:00:30I don't like looking at myself.
01:00:33What are you talking about?
01:00:36Look at that face.
01:00:39Oh, my God.
01:00:41Look at those eyes.
01:00:44Beautiful, beautiful eyes.
01:00:47They're green with little specks of blue.
01:00:51Chira, stop.
01:00:53I can't help it.
01:01:13Guys, it's time to go to bed, all right?
01:01:15Shh.
01:01:16Guys, come on.
01:01:17Come on, you guys.
01:01:18Don't touch me, all right?
01:01:19Just don't touch me.
01:01:21Come on, guys.
01:01:22Let's go to bed, all right?
01:01:22My door.
01:01:23My door.
01:01:23My door.
01:01:24My door.
01:01:25My door.
01:01:25Shut up.
01:01:26Shut up.
01:01:27My door.
01:01:27My door.
01:01:27Shut up.
01:01:29My door.
01:01:29My door.
01:01:30No, I got to get out of here.
01:01:31I got to get out of here.
01:01:32I got to get out of here.
01:02:02Should I call your mom?
01:02:03No.
01:02:16I'm sorry.
01:02:16What happened?
01:02:17I can't.
01:02:18It's okay.
01:02:19This isn't me.
01:02:21I'm not.
01:02:22Brenda, calm down.
01:02:23I can't do it anymore.
01:02:24I go out for you and I do these things with strangers and then I get home and I gotta
01:02:28wash the stuff out of my hair before my parents.
01:02:30Shh.
01:02:30I can't do it anymore.
01:02:32Listen to me, Brenda.
01:02:33You want out?
01:02:34You are out.
01:02:36But be quiet.
01:02:37What's going on?
01:02:41Family problems.
01:02:43Yeah, no shit.
01:02:45I gotta go.
01:03:05I got in.
01:03:08I graduate a year early.
01:03:10I'm done in June.
01:03:11So you're leaving me?
01:03:12You can't let Brenda go.
01:03:14Oh.
01:03:15She'll tell everyone.
01:03:18You're getting scared all of a sudden, afraid the Ivy League doesn't take hookers?
01:03:21She's not gonna turn herself in if she's still in the club.
01:03:24Don't blow this, Charlie.
01:03:26We've worked too hard.
01:03:31Go home.
01:03:34You have a test tomorrow.
01:03:47Yeah.
01:03:50Get away.
01:03:51Don't hurt him, someone.
01:03:52Get away.
01:03:53Get away.
01:03:53Get away.
01:03:53Get away.
01:03:54I think we're gonna go through the club.
01:03:56Don't listen to me.
01:03:57You can call your sister.
01:03:58And shut the fuck up.
01:03:59Are we gonna fuck up?
01:04:01Leave her the fuck alone.
01:04:02Ow!
01:04:03Fuck!
01:04:09Oh, my God.
01:04:10Oh, my God.
01:04:11What happened?
01:04:12With who?
01:04:13Nothing happened.
01:04:13Scott, who did it?
01:04:14Nothing happened.
01:04:16Did you see my thing again?
01:04:41What did you do?
01:04:42What's your problem?
01:04:43Don't talk to me like I'm a fucking idiot.
01:04:45You're losing it.
01:04:45I told you to leave Brenda alone.
01:04:47I ain't go near Brenda.
01:04:51I did it for you.
01:04:52I did it so you can keep this thing going.
01:04:55A few months from now, I'm gone.
01:04:56Who's gonna back you up?
01:04:59You're in control.
01:05:00I'm out of you.
01:05:01I'm not.
01:05:02This is always your game, Shirley.
01:05:04I was just here to play.
01:05:18Hey, what are you doing, Homer?
01:05:21Mikey's principal called.
01:05:23Mikey told his teacher to...
01:05:25to F off.
01:05:27It's not funny.
01:05:28No, I know, I know.
01:05:29Your son is laughing at him already.
01:05:31He's not even 12.
01:05:33I can't believe it.
01:05:34Why are you home now?
01:05:36Well, I got taken off the Mustang account.
01:05:41You got fired?
01:05:42No, I didn't get fired.
01:05:43They just moved me to an account
01:05:44that's a little less high profile, that's all.
01:05:46So, in other words, a demotion?
01:05:48No, it's not a demotion.
01:05:49George just thinks I'm better suited
01:05:51for something that's a little less...
01:05:52Well, did you tell him how you think
01:05:53what's going on with the kids?
01:05:55Just stop it. Okay, just stop it.
01:05:56You've been working as hard as you can,
01:05:57and you'll work harder if you have to.
01:05:58I'm a grown man,
01:05:59and I can argue my own points,
01:06:00and I argued it, okay?
01:06:01And that's the way it is,
01:06:02so let's just let it go.
01:06:03It's everything we're working for.
01:06:03All right, how much do you want?
01:06:04How much do you want?
01:06:05How much is gonna make you happy?
01:06:06We have it.
01:06:08All right?
01:06:08How much security do you need?
01:06:10Oh, my God.
01:06:10What?
01:06:11I can't have this talk with you right now.
01:06:14I'm sorry.
01:06:15I can't have...
01:06:16That's right, that's right.
01:06:17Just walk away every single time.
01:06:19Every single time.
01:06:20If you have a problem with me, tell me.
01:06:22If I'm doing something wrong, just tell me.
01:06:25I shouldn't have to tell you
01:06:26if you've done something wrong.
01:06:27I'm not your conscience.
01:06:30Why don't you go upstairs and talk to your son?
01:06:34I'm gonna go to the Friday meeting.
01:06:36What do you mean?
01:06:37You're going to the Friday?
01:06:38We have plans.
01:06:39Yeah, well, plans change.
01:06:51Hey, champ.
01:06:56Okay.
01:06:58So what was the name of that teacher, huh?
01:07:00Just a little bat.
01:07:04Dude, you can't go around effing people.
01:07:06I already heard it from Mom.
01:07:08I know how you feel, man.
01:07:10I know how you feel.
01:07:10I get angry, too.
01:07:11I get angry with my boss
01:07:12because he never listens to me
01:07:14and he has all these silly rules
01:07:15that he likes to enforce
01:07:17just because he likes to tell people what to do.
01:07:19You know?
01:07:21Why?
01:07:29I should just tell him to go fuck off.
01:07:32Right?
01:07:33I should tell him to go fuck himself.
01:07:35That's what I should do.
01:07:36Hey.
01:07:37Hey.
01:07:38Are you hungry?
01:07:39Yeah.
01:07:39How does the large pizza sound to you, huh?
01:07:40Okay.
01:07:41Okay.
01:07:41You know what the number is, right?
01:07:42Uh, yeah.
01:07:43It's in the big jar.
01:07:44That's right.
01:07:44And get two large pies, no olives in case I want some,
01:07:46and ask Adam what he wants.
01:07:47And don't forget to tip the guy.
01:07:50Oh, where are you going?
01:07:52Oh, dude.
01:07:54You don't mind taking care of Adam from it?
01:07:57Not at all.
01:07:57Thank you, man.
01:07:58And remember, no olives.
01:08:00And this, this is for you.
01:08:08What?
01:08:09You've had this appointment for weeks.
01:08:12I'm totally sorry, Shirley, but my dad says if I failed this test,
01:08:15I can't go to Cancun this summer.
01:08:18Can't you find somebody else?
01:08:19Are you kidding?
01:08:21Look, I'm sorry, okay?
01:08:22I just can't do it.
01:08:26What was that?
01:08:28My life.
01:08:30I'll talk to you later.
01:08:35She has it coming, Brenda.
01:08:37Wow.
01:08:48Doesn't this part come later?
01:08:51Gail canceled my date.
01:08:53Wow.
01:08:54Yeah.
01:09:12Yeah, I just wanted to say that I'm sorry about,
01:09:14about the pills and the way that whole thing just...
01:09:22But Gail, you know, Gail and I just, we're not...
01:09:26Gail and I, I don't think we're gonna...
01:09:27Please don't say it.
01:09:32Yeah, we're awful people.
01:09:35We probably deserve each other.
01:09:39But it's just something to be nostalgic about later.
01:09:47You know, I've been full of shit for most of my life,
01:09:51but some of the stuff that comes out of your mouth is just so...
01:09:54What do you expect's gonna happen?
01:09:55I don't know, I've never...
01:09:56We're gonna run away together?
01:09:58Just fuck you to everyone who...
01:10:00I can't go back, I just...
01:10:03What do you think's gonna happen?
01:10:05Listen to me.
01:10:06Hey.
01:10:07You're the first thing that I wanted in 15 years.
01:10:10I just can't be part of my secret life anymore, do you understand?
01:10:14I need you.
01:10:15I need you my every piece of my life.
01:10:17I need you every minute of it.
01:10:19I deserve it.
01:10:27Why do you have to do this?
01:10:29Why can't you just leave it alone?
01:10:32I'm gonna pay you. Is that what you want?
01:10:33You want me to pay you?
01:10:34Is that all this is to you?
01:10:36I'll pay you to listen to me.
01:10:37I'll pay you to be with me.
01:10:38I'll pay you to love me.
01:10:40I'll pay you just...
01:10:41I don't want this between us anymore.
01:10:43You understand? I don't need that anymore.
01:10:45Just tell me I can get you back.
01:10:48Tell me I can get every piece of you.
01:10:52It's too late.
01:10:55Who's up here?
01:10:56All right.
01:11:04Do you know this private property?
01:11:06No, I'm sorry. I didn't know.
01:11:08What are you doing up here?
01:11:10I just like trains.
01:11:12I was just looking around.
01:11:15Anyone else here with you?
01:11:18No.
01:11:18You sure?
01:11:21Yeah, I'm...
01:11:22Just there's no one.
01:11:23I just like trains.
01:11:24That's...
01:11:24So I can't talk around. That's all.
01:11:26Mm-hmm.
01:11:29Well, it's time for you to go.
01:11:30Yes, sir. Thank you.
01:11:33Yes, sir.
01:11:33All right, sir.
01:11:34I've already got 24-cambo.
01:11:35Yes, sir.
01:11:42Yes, sir.
01:12:01That's all.
01:12:40Stay down.
01:12:48Hello?
01:12:50It's Shirley.
01:12:52Is Brenda there?
01:12:56She can't come to the phone.
01:13:00Well, I'm sorry.
01:13:01Well, then can I talk to Nadine?
01:13:04She's busy.
01:13:06Scott, just put her on the phone.
01:13:09She's babysitting.
01:13:16I'm trying not to hold anything against you.
01:13:20Please don't call here again.
01:13:36What the fuck?
01:13:37What the fuck?
01:13:38What the fuck are you doing?
01:13:41Hello?
01:13:43Nadine did it again.
01:13:47She's taking business behind my back.
01:13:49She's fucking coming right now.
01:13:51I know where she goes.
01:13:54Where are you?
01:14:00There.
01:14:00Turn.
01:14:12You owe me for this bullshit, Shirley.
01:14:14You owe me big time.
01:14:19Hey!
01:14:20Hey!
01:14:21What are you doing?
01:14:21Hey!
01:14:22Hey!
01:14:22Hey!
01:14:23What's up?
01:14:24You have to...
01:14:25Shut the fuck up!
01:14:27Come here!
01:14:27Wait!
01:14:28Wait!
01:14:29Stop it!
01:14:30Please!
01:14:32Please!
01:14:33Stop it!
01:14:34What can I tell you?
01:14:35What can I do, baby?
01:14:36I can't control you!
01:14:38Alright?
01:14:38Wait!
01:14:39Oh!
01:14:41No!
01:14:45No!
01:14:53Come here!
01:14:59No!
01:15:00No!
01:15:01No!
01:15:02No!
01:15:03Oh!
01:15:16Dad?
01:15:33You had it coming.
01:15:37You had it coming.
01:16:22We all lead secret lives.
01:16:26Even if only in our heads.
01:16:36I guess the question is why?
01:16:44Aren't there easier ways to pinch myself awake?
01:16:57I'm not asking forgiveness for the things I've done.
01:17:01My sins are mine to live with.
01:17:04How are you doing, guys?
01:17:06Hi.
01:17:07Hello.
01:17:08How are you?
01:17:10How are you doing?
01:17:11I'm good.
01:17:12Good, good.
01:17:25I guess it was just one of those moments.
01:17:31A unique detail in an otherwise ordinary life.
01:17:48How can you build up my body and know war?
01:17:54Ayyia.
01:17:56From a young girl ź°.
01:17:56The third mile gas.
01:17:56The third mile gas.
01:17:57That's her hand.
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