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01:00You're my man.
01:05Yeah, the way you're talking.
01:08Baby, you're so cool.
01:10I've been waiting for you.
01:21We have Mr. Incognito, Mr. Fancy Pants.
01:28Who could possibly win?
01:29When Margo was little, she played with dolls and practiced her make-believe with a vengeance.
01:35You think, punk, you're a dead man.
01:38Try me, loser.
01:41Burn, die, kill, and crush.
01:45An only child needs to develop a complex inner world, and this one could pretend just about anything.
01:51And they're still down, and they're fighting.
01:54Eventually, her imagination became her playmate.
01:58Entire alien worlds bloomed inside her head.
02:02Lives she never lived.
02:04Impossible possibilities.
02:07Sometimes, she wondered if this was a curse.
02:10Was her father's carny lifestyle and career as a fabulist in her blood?
02:20Or was she just trying to avoid reality by rewriting it?
02:34The beginning of a story, when you start to read it, is like a first date.
02:39You hope that from the opening lines, the magic will happen.
02:43And that you will sink into the narrative like a hot bath, giving yourself over entirely.
02:50That's what you want.
02:51For the author to come right up to you in the dark of your twisted mind, and kiss you on
02:57the throat.
03:01Miss Millett.
03:04Can you hold back a second?
03:09Did I write it?
03:10Of course I wrote it.
03:12I do not plagiarize.
03:14I wrote that.
03:15Okay, then, um, my...
03:18My second question is, why are you here?
03:25This paper is excellent.
03:26Why are you at Fullerton College?
03:28You can go anywhere.
03:29Yeah, right.
03:30Like Harvard?
03:31Yes, like Harvard.
03:33I don't think they let you in there for writing a good English paper.
03:36That is exactly why they let you in.
03:43Oh.
03:46I'm meeting him for coffee.
03:48I'm sorry, what?
03:49Why?
03:50What?
03:50Marco, if a professor asks a student to get coffee, it's because he wants to fuck her.
03:55They've actually done studies.
03:56He's married.
03:57Oh, gee, then.
03:59I want to get coffee with him, okay?
04:01Why?
04:02Is he cute?
04:03He thinks my writing is brilliant.
04:06And he meant it.
04:07Okay, do you not see the irony here?
04:09He wows you with the characters in books are not real.
04:12It's why the reader falls for them.
04:13And now here you are, falling for him, who is equally unreal.
04:16In fact, just the title professor makes him mysteriously non-human in your eyes.
04:19Can you for once not analyze me?
04:21I don't need to analyze you.
04:23I know you.
04:24And you're probably a character in a book for him, too.
04:27One with sticky pages.
04:29Don't be gross.
04:30And being your mother, do I need to call your mother?
04:32I'm not going to sleep with the guy, okay?
04:37I'm not.
04:39It's possible that I might be a leg man.
04:44I always thought I was a forearm man because of this little nook between the bicep and the forearm.
04:49But, my lord, this leg.
04:53My mother has the best legs in the history of the planet.
04:57I used to think that I wanted to grow up to be them.
05:00Her legs.
05:01And then I thought, no, I want to be her sheer black pantyhose.
05:05She works at Bloomingdale's.
05:08I think maybe I was imprinted like a baby duck to her stockings.
05:13I mean, can you imagine wanting to grow up to be hoes?
05:15Good that you reset your aspirations.
05:20Do you remember when you first wanted to become a writer?
05:22Ever since I was little.
05:25Probably because my father used to read to me when I was a baby.
05:29Really? Really?
05:30When does he think of you writing?
05:32Oh, he's never read me.
05:35I was raised by a single mom, so he would pop in and out, but it's not like I can
05:41really claim to know him.
05:43Well, I think you should send him one of your pieces.
05:46Because I think he would be quite proud to know you.
05:50So, I wrote you a poem.
05:53The Hungry Ghost.
05:56In the dark, we turn to one another.
05:59Like deformed doves, confused that we have bodies.
06:04I feel nothing.
06:06Keep touching me.
06:08I feel nothing.
06:11I'm a hungry ghost.
06:18Isn't it amazing?
06:20It's creepy.
06:22It's beautiful.
06:24Your blood sugar is low.
06:26Go to the store right now and buy some O.J. and Harvest Cheddar Sun Chips.
06:29I'm fine.
06:30I don't want orange meal.
06:32Honestly, Margo, I think you should get away from this douche.
06:35Get him to write a recommendation for you.
06:37Either that or you report him.
06:38Oh, maybe he can shoehorn you into NYU.
06:41We have real professors here, by the way, who are more into teaching than getting into their students' pants.
06:46What?
06:47Hello?
06:49Did you just throw me?
06:50Margo, pick up that phone.
06:53Stay away from him.
06:54Margo, stay away from him.
07:13Thank you for coming.
07:18Uh, uh, uh, no.
07:20Not here.
07:21This is the sacred place.
07:24That is actually why I had you meet me here today.
07:32Okay.
07:33So...
07:33So, this place is obviously an important part of me.
07:38Mm-hmm.
07:41As are you.
07:43As is God.
07:45I'd like to incorporate God more into the equation of us.
07:53Okay.
07:54It's great that you're with us on Sundays.
07:58I want you to be among us.
08:07Okay.
08:09The choir?
08:10Uh.
08:11You agreed to be in the choir.
08:13Well, it would be less painful than being on some committee.
08:16Is it a cult?
08:17This church?
08:18Yeah.
08:18Well, Kenny wants me to, um, be among the Episcopalians.
08:25House, school, any upticks in your intelligence?
08:30Some.
08:32Hold on.
08:33Oh, Mom.
08:35You can't just do this to somebody.
08:37I only do this to you.
08:38You have such beautiful eyes, and I'm tired of being the only one who thinks so.
08:43What are you studying?
08:44Well, uh, my lit class.
08:48I have this amazing professor, which, I mean, who knew at Fullerton College, right?
08:54He thinks that I could have a real future as a writer.
08:57Could you imagine me as a real writer?
09:00Yes, I can imagine that.
09:03Tell me about him.
09:05Who?
09:07Your professor?
09:13Well, he's great.
09:16There's this contagion in the way that he teaches.
09:20He has a way of really making you feel the books, feel the characters.
09:27Hmm.
09:28Tell me more.
09:30That's it.
09:32There's nothing really more to tell.
09:35That isn't true, is it?
09:41Oh, my God.
09:42If you want to get brief.
09:56Who's that?
09:57It's one of my roommates.
09:58Roommates?
09:58I told you I had roommates.
10:00You didn't say they would be home.
10:01Well, see what part of him is.
10:03Let's go over there.
10:04It's a stress-bearing wall.
10:12He is tender and thoughtful and sweet.
10:16And he writes beautiful emails.
10:19Let me read you one.
10:20Marco, he's a 30-something-year-old professor shipping a student.
10:25Do not be falling in love with him.
10:27I'm not going to fall in love with him.
10:29But he's making me fall in love with you some.
10:31And that's the oldest trick in the book.
10:34You're too smart for this.
10:46Dad!
10:48Dad!
10:57Oh, my God.
10:59Oh, uh, sorry.
11:02Um, how I, uh, how I exercise.
11:07To that?
11:07To him?
11:09Yeah.
11:09I love wrestling.
11:11And he's my favorite.
11:13Isn't he retired?
11:15You follow wrestling?
11:18No.
11:20Oh, well, yeah.
11:22He has the most amazing bellow.
11:24Like Tarzan.
11:43Son of a bitch, Becker.
11:45He's probably just jealous, you know?
11:46Friends can get envious that way.
11:48And what exactly would she have to be envious of?
11:51Well, she's stuck in the Big Apple studying at a major university while you get to be here
11:55in Fullerton working a night shift.
11:57With you.
11:58Exactly.
11:59With me.
12:00Oh.
12:01Oh, are you still nauseous?
12:03Oh, it's just a bad taco.
12:05I think it's fine.
12:10Dude, that is not cool.
12:12Oh, I'm so sorry.
12:14You've been nauseous for three days, dude.
12:16You think maybe you should take a test?
12:18What do you mean a test?
12:19I mean a test.
12:21The kind you can't study for at Fullerton College.
12:23The kind you can't study for at Fullerton College.
13:05Oh, my fuck.
13:10Holy shit.
13:13Um...
13:14Okay.
13:19Well, um...
13:21I want to be there to support you.
13:23In any way possible.
13:27Yeah, like...
13:28I would start by calling Planned Parenthood,
13:30but I don't know if a private doctor does it or if it's nicer.
13:33I don't want you to have to go to some cheap clinic.
13:38Um...
13:41What?
13:42Sounds like you've made my decision.
13:45Excuse me?
13:46That I should have an abortion.
13:48What?
13:50I would never make such a decision for you.
13:54That is your decision to make.
13:56I mean, ours.
13:58Together.
13:59But a woman's body.
14:00Your body.
14:01Your right.
14:03I totally respect that.
14:05Of course.
14:06Obviously.
14:09Are you Catholic?
14:11No.
14:14But terminating a life...
14:18That's something to think about.
14:20As is aborting your future, Margo.
14:23Your promise.
14:26Ever had one of these before?
14:28No.
14:29Well, when the fetus is this size,
14:32we can't see well enough through the belly,
14:34so...
14:34we have to take a peek internally.
14:37You're gonna stick that in me?
14:39Well, the gel is heated, so it shouldn't be too bad.
14:42How can it not be bad?
14:44I'm about to be fucked by a robot.
14:47Sorry.
14:48That just came out.
14:50I've heard worse.
14:51Are we ready?
14:53Are we ready?
14:54Yeah.
14:55Yeah.
14:55I guess we're ready.
14:57Make yourself comfortable.
15:01Here we go.
15:03Here we go.
15:15What's that?
15:17Well, that's the heartbeat.
15:24It is?
15:26I would say,
15:27based on these measurements,
15:29that you're about...
15:31nine to ten weeks.
15:33What?
15:34Oh, I should have asked.
15:35Do you want to copy the photo?
15:37Yeah.
15:50Do we know what we want to do about the pregnancy?
16:14I like your nails.
16:17Hmm?
16:19Thanks.
16:23Ten weeks.
16:25Do you want to see the picture?
16:27No.
16:33You want to keep it, don't you?
16:38I don't know.
16:52You keep this baby,
16:53you're taking care of it.
16:55It would be your child.
16:56I know.
16:59God damn it.
17:00You were in college.
17:02You were going to be somebody.
17:04Who was I going to be?
17:05You know what I mean.
17:05You were going to have a career,
17:07and you were going to, like,
17:08do things.
17:09What things?
17:10Whatever you wanted.
17:13Oh, my God.
17:15Oh, my God.
17:17How do I tell Kenny?
17:19Kenny?
17:20He's religious.
17:22He'll either be shocked
17:24that you're having an abortion,
17:25or that you got knocked up
17:26in the first place.
17:27I don't really care
17:28what Kenny thinks.
17:30Well, you need to,
17:32because he could end up
17:33your stepdad.
17:35Fuck!
17:36Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
17:40I'm sorry.
17:45You know me well enough
17:46when I get scared.
17:49God, when I got pregnant with you,
17:51I was terrified.
17:52You kept me.
17:54A one-night stand
17:55from a guy who picked you up
17:56at Hooters.
17:57I mean, what would possess you?
18:02I thought he was the one.
18:05Your dad.
18:05You didn't even know his name.
18:07I guess I'm going to have to tell dad,
18:09by the way,
18:09if I decide to keep it.
18:12Promise that I keep him in the loop
18:14on the big stuff.
18:15Yeah, when was the last time
18:16you talked to him?
18:19Not in a while.
18:20Mm-hmm.
18:21Closer to never
18:22than recently.
18:27How did you break the news
18:28when you were pregnant?
18:33Um.
18:40One night,
18:41he and a few of his friends
18:43came into the restaurant
18:44and drunk
18:47off their asses
18:48and
18:49after my shift,
18:51he took me back
18:52to his hotel room
18:53and
18:53I told him.
19:01He
19:02seemed
19:03really
19:03happy.
19:05It was
19:06weird.
19:07Like,
19:07he
19:07couldn't stop smiling
19:09and he was rubbing my tummy
19:11and
19:12then
19:12he told me
19:13he was married
19:14and
19:15that
19:16kind of
19:18broke my heart
19:20and
19:20I was crying
19:23and
19:24he said,
19:27I'm
19:27really glad
19:29that I met you
19:30and
19:32I realized
19:34I was
19:35I was really glad
19:38that I met him too.
19:39You know,
19:39he'd come into town,
19:40we'd get together
19:41and he'd
19:41sometimes bring you a toy,
19:43rock you on his knee
19:44and
19:44you know,
19:46and hoist you around some
19:47and
19:49hoist me around some
19:50and
19:51my friends thought I was
19:53the biggest dumbass
19:54on earth
19:54but I
19:56I loved him.
20:00You chose to keep me?
20:04I did.
20:11Do you believe
20:12things happen
20:13for a reason?
20:15I don't know.
20:16I think you want to
20:18wreck your life.
20:19I ruined your life.
20:24You ruined my life
20:26so pretty.
20:39Are you in love
20:40with him?
20:41Your professor?
20:42I'm not in love
20:43with him.
20:47I don't want him.
20:53But for whatever
20:54reason
20:57I want this baby.
21:03I want it more
21:04than I've ever
21:05wanted anything.
21:19It's very important
21:20that you not
21:22judge her.
21:23Why would we do that?
21:24We're not judging people.
21:26I'm just saying
21:26she's going to need
21:27our support.
21:27I'm not going to
21:28feign support
21:29for a decision
21:29I don't approve of.
21:30She's a student.
21:31Supposedly a feminist.
21:32I mean,
21:33what message
21:33is she sending?
21:37Hey.
21:37What's up?
21:41We were planning
21:42your baby shower.
21:43We were?
21:44You really don't
21:45want a baby shower.
21:46Whether you want
21:47one or not
21:47you're going to
21:47need stuff
21:48and that's
21:48the best way
21:49to get it.
21:49Hey, may I ask
21:51is he going
21:52to be part
21:52of the picture?
21:54Evidently not.
21:55What do you
21:56mean evidently?
21:57He's gone a bit
21:58silent after I
21:59told him I'm
21:59having it.
22:02He's gone
22:02stone cold silent.
22:03He sent me
22:04another poem.
22:05Ooh.
22:08Oh.
22:33Ooh.
22:37Ooh.
22:46He's gone
22:47and he's
22:48singing.
22:48Oh, he's
22:49go, baby.
22:50Baby,
22:51baby,
22:51what I say?
22:52He comes
22:53on
22:53and sing
22:53and I've
22:54got a moment
22:54down in the tongue
22:56trying to make it
22:57be played.
22:58He got
22:58the action,
22:59he got
22:59the motion.
23:00Oh yeah, the boy can play
23:04Dedication, devotion
23:06Turning all the night time into the day
23:08Do the song about the people of the moon
23:11Do the song about the night
23:13Do the walk
23:16Do the walk online
23:18Do the walk online
23:31Do the walk online
23:31He comes on and we'll tell you the story
23:34Hand me down my own walking shoes
23:36He comes on and we'll hear the fire and the glory
23:39Take me, it's all too new
23:42He got the action, he got the motion
23:45Play and the boy can play
23:48Dedication, devotion
23:50Turning all the night time into the day
23:53Do the song about the people of the moon
23:55Do the song about the night
23:58Tell me, do the walk
23:59Do the walk online
24:03Yeah, do the walk online
24:31I'm not a serious person
24:33What kind of person are you?
24:37A cheesy one
24:39Can I ask you something?
24:43Why do you always write in the third person?
24:46I think that it makes me
24:47Have more
24:49Sympathy for the character
24:51My character
24:53Makes it easier for me to like myself
24:56You are the most singular woman I've ever met
25:06Hey
25:07Hey
25:09You alright?
25:11You've been kinda quiet
25:12And I get triggered by long stretches of silences
25:16How did I let this happen?
25:18Becca made a comment that
25:20It's not about me falling in love with him as it is
25:24Him making me fall in love with myself
25:27Oof
25:28I think that's what he did
25:31He made me feel important
25:34What am I gonna do?
25:36I can't even get a deep breath
25:37It causes this stabbing pain
25:40What I do
25:41Is
25:42I just pretend that
25:44Stuff is make-believe
25:46That's why I watch wrestling
25:47You know, instead of other sports
25:49It's because it's all scripted
25:51It's pre-thought out
25:53I feel safe watching it
25:54This is definitely not pre-thought out
25:58And I don't feel safe
26:00Maybe try your father again
26:03Dads are always good at making their daughters feel important
26:05I've texted him a gazillion times
26:09Maybe your mom?
26:13Could try the Goodwill
26:14They might have a used upper baby
26:16They won't have anything there but crap
26:18Brown floral fabric and cheap plastic
26:20You wanted to grow up and spit from truck windows and laugh at racist jokes
26:24Come on, I get a discount
26:27God, look at this stuff
26:30How can they be so expensive?
26:33$1,200
26:35That's more than I paid for my car
26:36Well, it's...
26:38Of higher quality
26:42It's just all so beautiful
26:44It really is
26:51What are you doing?
26:54This is the world that my baby deserves
26:57The one I won't come close to being able to afford
27:00Get up off the floor
27:03This is so wrong
27:04You are making a scene
27:07Get yourself back up off the floor, young lady
27:11There are no victims in Bloomingdale's
27:25Fine
27:33I'm buying you this one
27:34Let's go
27:41Oh, God
27:43Mom
27:54It will not hold me
27:57Get in
27:58Here, let me try
28:00Let me try
28:10Thanks, Mom
28:11Even with the discount
28:13I don't care
28:14No grandchild of mine is riding in a boring-ass stroller
28:21What?
28:27Do not tell me
28:29Yeah
28:31That's him
28:32Mom
28:34Listen to me
28:36I'm gonna go talk to him
28:38You're gonna take the stroller to the car
28:40Let me just smash his face in
28:42I can be quick about it
28:43You're gonna mind your own business
28:45I don't do that
28:46I fucking swear
28:48Just take the stroller to the car
28:52I will deal
29:04No, just a couple
29:09I'll kind of wish that
29:11Professor
29:13Margo Millett
29:14I took your lit class
29:16You probably don't remember
29:17Do you remember?
29:20I do
29:21Uh, this is my wife
29:24Hi
29:24Sarah
29:26Daughter
29:26Haley
29:27My son
29:28Max
29:29Hello
29:31I'm sorry to intrude
29:32But there's no time like the present to take exception, right?
29:38She was very disappointed by her final grade
29:42She felt you treated her unfairly
29:45Honey, um, do you want to just go inside for a sec?
29:49Sure thing
29:49I'll be right there
29:50Come on, guys
29:50I'll be right there, bud, okay?
29:52Daddy will be back
29:57Did you follow me here?
29:58Are you stalking me?
30:00Stalking you?
30:01I was shopping here
30:03Not like I can really afford to
30:05It's nice to see that you can
30:07Look, Margo
30:09I don't know what this is about, okay?
30:10Look at me, Mark
30:12Take a guess
30:13I endeavor to be responsible here
30:15And the most responsible thing that I could have possibly done
30:17Which I did do
30:18Was to discourage you from having this baby
30:19Do you want me in this baby's life?
30:21Is that what this encounter is about?
30:23If it even is my child?
30:26Excuse me?
30:36What do you want from me, Margo?
30:40You know what, Mark?
30:43Nothing
30:46I want absolutely nothing
30:52He actually questioned
30:53Whether the baby was his
31:00He checked you out
31:01As you walked by
31:03The father of my child
31:05Took a beat
31:06To check out my mother
31:12I told you to stay out of it
31:14I did
31:14Stay out of it
31:15I didn't even
31:16Look at you
31:17I just walked to the car
31:18Yeah!
31:19You walked right by us!
31:20Okay, clearly you are looking for a fight
31:22I suspected him
31:23And he's not here
31:24So, I'll do
31:26I'm angry at him
31:27And you
31:29Because maybe this was a stupid decision
31:31And maybe you were right
31:34But this is my decision
31:35And I'm having this baby
31:37Your grandson
31:38And for you to not show
31:40An inch of joy
31:44How dare you not celebrate it?
31:47Because I don't!
31:49Well, I love him, of course
31:50Just as I love you
31:52From the day you were born
31:55But no
31:56I don't celebrate this tragedy
31:58For one second
32:00Your life as you know it
32:02No
32:03Check that
32:05As you never got to know
32:08Is over
32:09So, no
32:10I don't rejoice in that
32:17Life breaks people
32:23Nobody tells you that
32:24And you won't
32:24You won't read that
32:26In those
32:26What to expect
32:27When you're expecting books
32:28But this will break you
32:32No, I'm not broken
32:33I
32:34Can you just
32:35Get out of the car
32:36For two seconds?
32:37You want me to get out of the car?
32:38Yes, because I need to scream
32:40And it's not good for the baby
32:41And it'll reduce my stress
32:43But it might not hiss
32:44So
32:44Please
32:45Get out
32:46It'll just take a second
33:04She's not doing it right
33:06Ma'am
33:08Did you just give her
33:09The epidural?
33:10Please
33:11For God's sake
33:12Give it to me then
33:14Push
33:15Push
33:16Come on
33:18Come on
33:19Come on
33:43Is he okay?
33:46Is he okay?
33:47He's so beautiful
33:50Mom
33:52Can you believe it?
33:54I did it
33:55You did it, Noodle
34:00You've done it
34:03People say love's a dangerous game
34:07But I want to play
34:09So will you be mine?
34:12Let's go out dancing
34:15Let's forget tonight
34:19You're so unstable
34:23Yeah, so unstable
34:26Yeah, so unstable
34:29Let's blow out money
34:31Let's go on
34:34Yeah, so unstable
34:38Yeah, so alive
34:42Let's go out dancing
34:46Let's lose our minds
34:51Let's lose our minds
34:52You're so unstable
34:54Yeah, so am I
34:58Say love's a dangerous game
35:02But I want to play
35:04So will you be mine?
35:06Let's not go for it
35:06Let's do it
35:06Listen to the
35:06But I'm just
35:07SoIP
35:07Onblic
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