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Ace! The Golf King's Reconquest Short Drama
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00:00:01Every golfer knows this model.
00:00:03Ball in the water, career on the line.
00:00:06But not a single player in history has ever pulled it off.
00:00:13Oh shit!
00:00:37To take that back, Bobby Woods has just made history with that shot heard around the world.
00:00:44Lion once again defended his title as the greatest of all time.
00:00:48Congratulations, my friend. Winning three Grand Slams in a row?
00:00:52You truly are the undeniable king of golf!
00:00:57How about a drink with your old buddy?
00:00:59Gabe, Claire's about to go into labor.
00:01:01I have to get to the hospital.
00:01:02Mr. Woods, the doctor just called.
00:01:04Your wife is in critical condition.
00:01:07Amniotic fluid embolism.
00:01:08Her blood pressure's dropping.
00:01:10I'm so sorry.
00:01:12I gotta go. Excuse me.
00:01:14I gotta go. Excuse me.
00:01:21I'm sorry.
00:01:22We saved your daughter.
00:01:24But your wife...
00:01:25There's nothing more we can do.
00:01:28Claire, my wife.
00:01:29Yes.
00:01:32No, come on.
00:01:34What do you mean there's nothing you can do?
00:01:36Your wife wanted me to give this to you.
00:01:46To my champ, I'm so proud to be your wife and the mother of our new baby girl.
00:01:52No matter what happens, we'll always love you.
00:01:56Win or lose, this is the happiest day of my life.
00:02:00Now go get him, Lion.
00:02:02I'll see you after the game.
00:02:15I am so sorry, Claire. I wasn't there for you.
00:02:19I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have been by your side.
00:02:23I promise.
00:02:25I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:02:35Hey.
00:02:37Tell everyone I'm retired.
00:02:40Are you sure?
00:02:41If you breach the contract, you'll pay huge penalties.
00:02:45Lion, you'll go broke.
00:03:05Nice shot.
00:03:06Bet you could give that old king of the golf line a run for his money.
00:03:09We look just like the pros.
00:03:11Hey, buddy.
00:03:12Go fetch my ball.
00:03:14Sorry, but I'm not your caddy.
00:03:24There you go.
00:03:25Now I'm paying you.
00:03:27Your job is whatever I say it is.
00:03:30You can tell you're tight for cash, so be a good little doggy and go fetch that ball.
00:03:35That's enough!
00:03:47Mr. Smith, I've warned you repeatedly.
00:03:51This type of behavior is not tolerated at my golf club.
00:03:54Come on, Mia.
00:03:55Everyone knows this homeless bum you took in out of pity.
00:04:00You're really gonna risk offending us for this nobody?
00:04:10Let me handle it.
00:04:14See?
00:04:15Even the help knows its place.
00:04:16You've got to trash.
00:04:17You should do anything for a buck.
00:04:19Hey, you want to see if you'll bark like a dog?
00:04:21I bet he will.
00:04:21I bet he will.
00:04:23I bet he will.
00:04:33I bet he will.
00:04:37I bet he will.
00:04:38Your form is sloppy.
00:04:41Cowering in fear is a better look for you two.
00:04:47Throw them out.
00:04:50Get off of me!
00:04:51Don't touch me!
00:04:52Hey!
00:04:55Did you just manage to hit the ball back here with a flagpole?
00:04:58Flagpole?
00:05:00Yeah.
00:05:02I could have done better.
00:05:03I was aiming for their heads.
00:05:05He managed a perfect shot with a flagpole.
00:05:08Only someone like Lion could do that.
00:05:11Bobby, would you be interested in representing our golf club at the U.S. Open?
00:05:16Miss Mia, I want to thank you for everything that you've done for my daughter and I.
00:05:20I'm sorry.
00:05:21I don't play golf.
00:05:23I collect balls and clean the grounds.
00:05:27I see real talent in you.
00:05:29Don't waste it.
00:05:31It's just a lucky shot.
00:05:47Hey, Bobby.
00:05:49Thought about what I said last time.
00:05:51You know, making a comeback.
00:05:53I'm sorry, Gabe.
00:05:55I already told you my answer.
00:05:57I want to stay by Eleanor's side and watch her grow up.
00:06:08Gabriel, I already told you.
00:06:10I'm not changing my answer.
00:06:12Mr. Woods, I'm your daughter's art teacher.
00:06:14You need to come to the school.
00:06:16Now.
00:06:25What happened, sweetheart?
00:06:31Did you hit my daughter?
00:06:33Hey!
00:06:38You talk to me, not my daughter.
00:06:42Oh, God.
00:06:44It's the loser groundskeeper from earlier.
00:06:47What a small world.
00:06:48My daddy is not a loser.
00:06:51He so is, he even looks like a bum.
00:06:53That's enough.
00:06:54Settle down, girls.
00:06:56Mr. Woods, a spot has opened up at the prestigious arts academy for gifted young children.
00:07:02Eleanor got a spot because of her exceptional art skills.
00:07:06But you're too poor.
00:07:08Only my daddy can afford it.
00:07:10Yeah, guess what?
00:07:12Tuition, 70k a year.
00:07:15And obviously, you cannot afford that.
00:07:19So just go ahead, give the spot to my daughter instead.
00:07:25Daddy is 70 grand a lot.
00:07:30I don't need it.
00:07:32I don't want to go, Daddy.
00:07:34I promised Claire that I would always take care of our daughter.
00:07:38But now I am such a bad father.
00:07:42This kid is obviously a bully.
00:07:45And she hit Eleanor because she was jealous she had her spot.
00:07:48And you let it happen.
00:07:49Hey, kids will fight.
00:07:51I can't stop that.
00:07:53Then you suspend her.
00:07:56I...
00:07:57Hey.
00:08:07Look, you piece of trash.
00:08:09There is 10k.
00:08:11Forget about art school.
00:08:13Art and golf, the finer things in life, are for the wealthy.
00:08:19It's not my fault.
00:08:20You are not man enough to give your little daughter what she wants in life.
00:08:28Come on, Angel.
00:08:29Get your stuff.
00:08:30Let's go.
00:08:32See?
00:08:33I told you so.
00:08:35Wait.
00:08:35Mr. Smith, about that donation.
00:08:38Mr. Woods, if the Art Institute doesn't receive the deposit by next week, I'll be forced to give the spot
00:08:44to Rosa.
00:08:45I'm sorry.
00:08:52Does that hurt, sweetheart?
00:08:53No.
00:08:55I'm sorry, Daddy.
00:08:56I'll give my spot to Rosa.
00:08:58I'll be a good kid.
00:09:00I don't want to cause you any trouble.
00:09:03No, sweetie.
00:09:04I'm sorry.
00:09:06And don't worry.
00:09:08Your daddy's not gonna let that brat take your spot.
00:09:16I've buried the man I used to be.
00:09:18And now my daughter needs him.
00:09:20It's time to bring the lion back.
00:09:37Gabriel.
00:09:39Get my clubs.
00:09:41I'm back.
00:09:52I'm back.
00:10:02Sis, qualifying match is next week.
00:10:05Woo!
00:10:05I'm gonna destroy those guys over at Golden Hills Golf Club.
00:10:11Aw, Jake.
00:10:12You're our best shot.
00:10:13With you, we can finally show those guys at the Golden Hills Golf Club who's boss.
00:10:17They've been trying to buy us out for years now.
00:10:19If it wasn't for their new Grand Slam champ, Kane, I would've...
00:10:21Jake is young and talented.
00:10:24Maybe he'll beat Kane.
00:10:25It's a shame the legendary golfer Lion retired at the peak of his career.
00:10:30If he was still here, Kane wouldn't be getting away with any of this.
00:10:34Are we still daydreaming about Lion again?
00:10:37Didn't you want to marry him too?
00:10:39What? Shut up.
00:10:42Two yards.
00:10:45What?
00:10:50What?
00:10:51What do you mean two yards?
00:10:53His grip's weak.
00:10:54Ball's gonna fade.
00:10:56Two yards to the right.
00:10:57Shut up, dude.
00:10:59You're just a homeless loser that Mia took in.
00:11:01Why don't you quit playing coach and get back to your real job?
00:11:04I mean, look, have you ever even held a golf club?
00:11:06Ignore him, okay?
00:11:08Jake's always been a straight shooter.
00:11:09He set that marker ten out of ten times easy.
00:11:13You guys really don't see this?
00:11:15I guess that makes sense.
00:11:17This game takes years of practice to understand.
00:11:21Well, tell me.
00:11:23What do you see?
00:11:30Two point one, three yards to be exact.
00:11:34And he needs to finish his rotation.
00:11:36If he doesn't, he could get injured.
00:11:38Jake is a pro golfer.
00:11:40He just got his PGA Tour card this year.
00:11:42What do you know?
00:11:43How about you go and go focus on pulling up weights or something?
00:11:46You're sneaking up the place with your bullshit.
00:11:48Oh my God.
00:11:54Hey, it's free advice. Take it or leave it.
00:11:56But we can't even think about qualifiers,
00:11:58because soon he won't be able to hold a club.
00:12:15Two point one, three yards to be exact.
00:12:24Jake, what's wrong with your wrist?
00:12:26Ugh, nothing.
00:12:27What's up with you guys?
00:12:28So distracted, I hooked it right.
00:12:30Yeah, Mr. Know-It-All here wouldn't stop yapping and talking that shit.
00:12:33This...
00:12:33Oh my God.
00:12:36Come on, man.
00:12:38Jake, you keep putting pressure on this wrist,
00:12:41you're gonna hurt yourself.
00:12:42Oh man, let go!
00:12:43You're just a useless groundskeeper.
00:12:45You know how valuable my hand is?
00:12:48Bobby's prediction was down to the inch.
00:12:51I was right.
00:12:52He's more talented than he seems.
00:12:54Jake, our golf club depends on you.
00:12:56Please get your wrist checked.
00:12:57It'll just take a moment.
00:12:59Mia, you're not actually listening to this guy, right?
00:13:01This guy's a rookie.
00:13:03Or he could be a freaking spy from the Golden Hills.
00:13:06I bet he's here to throw Jake off right before calls.
00:13:08No.
00:13:09No.
00:13:09I believe him.
00:13:11And he makes a good point.
00:13:13He's more than just a groundskeeper.
00:13:17Seriously?
00:13:18He's just a charity case handyman who's leeching off our club.
00:13:20Yeah.
00:13:21And he's a guy pretty full of himself.
00:13:23A guy who never swung a golf club.
00:13:24I've been golfing since before you were born.
00:13:28Woo!
00:13:30Woo!
00:13:31Woo!
00:13:33Woo!
00:13:40Who's this asshole?
00:13:42Tyler Carter.
00:13:43Younger brother of Kane Carter, you know.
00:13:45Most recent world champion.
00:13:47And he's paired up with Jake next week.
00:13:53It's all on my wrist, baby.
00:13:59Ready?
00:14:04It's always here to start shit.
00:14:06Yeah.
00:14:06Got it.
00:14:06Oh.
00:14:07Good job, baby.
00:14:09Oh my gosh.
00:14:12Look who it is.
00:14:16Your little shitty golf club's about to go bankrupt.
00:14:19Why don't you turn it into a strip club?
00:14:21Maybe you'll finally break even.
00:14:23You're not welcome here.
00:14:25Leave.
00:14:27Oh.
00:14:28Is this your little wimp of a brother?
00:14:30Is that the best August you've got nowadays?
00:14:32You watch your fucking mouth.
00:14:34How about that?
00:14:35Me, uh, dreaming of trophies?
00:14:38When your best bet's this useless amateur?
00:14:41God.
00:14:42It's time to wake up, sweetie.
00:14:46Look.
00:14:47We both know you're not gonna win.
00:14:49It's just not possible.
00:14:51Let me throw you a lifeline.
00:14:53You sign over August to me.
00:14:55And I'll give you a fat payout.
00:14:58We can all go home happy.
00:15:00All you gotta do is sign the deal.
00:15:02It's all yours, baby.
00:15:05Never.
00:15:07August Golf Club is my mother's life's work.
00:15:10My brother and I will never let it fall into your hands.
00:15:13Okay.
00:15:14Option two.
00:15:15You put this on.
00:15:18You show me a good time tonight.
00:15:20I'll cut you a good deal.
00:15:22Fuck you, man.
00:15:23Fuck you!
00:15:25You and me, let's go at it.
00:15:26Sudden death match.
00:15:28Lose your backside to the quals tomorrow.
00:15:32So the puppy's not a wimp.
00:15:35He's an idiot.
00:15:38Fine.
00:15:39But you better not be all bark.
00:15:41You better have some bite to you, boy.
00:15:47Look, you're going to lose, Jake.
00:15:53Fuck off, man.
00:15:54Stop acting like you're hot shit.
00:15:56You need to go mow the lawn or something?
00:15:57He's provoked you, okay?
00:15:58You're too emotional now.
00:16:00And you haven't fixed your swing yet.
00:16:01You won't win.
00:16:02Shut up.
00:16:03You are a useless groundskeeper.
00:16:06You don't tell me what to do.
00:16:09Looks like Tyler wants a sudden death match on the first hole.
00:16:22You see that?
00:16:243.02 yards.
00:16:26Mid fairway.
00:16:28Man, you can never hit a shot like that in your life, kid.
00:16:31Show him, Jake.
00:16:34That stance.
00:16:35It's too low.
00:16:37That ball's going off course.
00:16:39What did you just say?
00:16:41I said his ball's going in the rough.
00:16:43Will you quit the yapping?
00:16:44You got a lot of nerve coming in here acting like you're a professional or something.
00:16:47I'm the one swinging here, okay?
00:16:48Don't backseat it.
00:16:49Not bad.
00:16:53I don't have anything to do.
00:16:55Ready, please.
00:17:00Hopeless.
00:17:01What an idiot.
00:17:03Oh my God.
00:17:052.13 in the rough?
00:17:08Oh my God.
00:17:09My granny can swing harder than that, dude.
00:17:10My granny can swing harder than that, dude.
00:17:13Who?
00:17:15Oh my gosh.
00:17:27If he keeps swinging like this, he's not going to win.
00:17:31Time for a little help.
00:17:35Gramps, the fuck you doing with that rock?
00:17:37You better not mess with Jake.
00:17:39This is serious.
00:17:40Okay, guys, whatever he has planned, I believe him, okay?
00:17:58Holy shit.
00:18:01Let's go.
00:18:02That stone just helped Jake make the perfect swing.
00:18:04Nah, that must have been a coincidence.
00:18:06A rock can't change the club angle.
00:18:08Yeah, if it wasn't for him causing trouble earlier,
00:18:10Jake would have made it on the green by now.
00:18:12Don't get ahead of yourself.
00:18:13Well, remember, fortune favors the bold.
00:18:27Guys, Jake's ahead.
00:18:29With that perfect line, we might just win this thing.
00:18:31Come on, Jake.
00:18:32You gotta pull through.
00:18:38Thanks, doll.
00:18:44Ready or not.
00:18:47Here I come!
00:18:49Hey!
00:18:50Jake!
00:18:52Should have been looking out, kiddo.
00:18:55He was standing right here.
00:18:57You knew that.
00:18:58You did that on purpose.
00:18:59It's against the rules.
00:19:00I thought we were playing a friendly match.
00:19:03Doing this casual.
00:19:04There's no need for rules.
00:19:06I hope you learned your lesson, bud.
00:19:07There's only one golden rule in golf.
00:19:10Whatever the Golden Hill Club says, goes.
00:19:16A torn ligament?
00:19:18Must have been strained for a long time.
00:19:21Everything Bobby said came true.
00:19:23Who is he, really?
00:19:26Okay, you can't play like this.
00:19:27I'm gonna take you to the hospital.
00:19:28No, I can't keep going.
00:19:30I'm not backing out of the quals.
00:19:36Hogs Golf Club, it's the last thing Mom left us.
00:19:39I'm not letting this bastard take it.
00:19:44It's not too late to tap out, sweetie.
00:19:47If I find you in my bed tonight naked,
00:19:49I might let you keep your club.
00:19:50What the fuck did you say?
00:19:52Watch this, bitch.
00:19:58Is that the best you got?
00:20:00I'll show you what it's like to be crushed by a real pro.
00:20:12Jake's already three strokes in.
00:20:14He needs to put the ball in the hole to win.
00:20:15But his wrist...
00:20:16Will you stop?
00:20:18As long as I can swing, I'm not giving up.
00:20:20No, Jake, you can hurt your wrist for life.
00:20:26You're still powering through?
00:20:28Why don't I help you with that?
00:20:33That's enough!
00:20:39I'll take it from here.
00:20:43Will you back off?
00:20:44This is a gentleman's sport.
00:20:46Go mow the lawn, you cretin.
00:20:48Jake, that's enough.
00:20:49Mia, step down.
00:20:51If you keep playing, you might never play again.
00:20:53Let Bobby take over.
00:20:57Are you serious right now, Mia?
00:20:59You're gonna send your little gardener after me?
00:21:03Why?
00:21:04Are you afraid you're going to lose to the gardener?
00:21:09You got some balls.
00:21:10I bet that's the most expensive thing you've ever held in your life.
00:21:14You better not let it get into your head.
00:21:16You better not let it get into your head.
00:21:20This is my last chance to repay Mia for helping my daughter and I.
00:21:31This is the most prestigious golf club in America.
00:21:36And you think we'd hire some homeless loser?
00:21:39Just look at yourself, covered in filth, carrying around a burden.
00:21:44You're not even qualified to be a caddy.
00:21:49Excuse me, sir.
00:21:52Don't mind him.
00:21:53He's an asshole.
00:21:55I'm Mia.
00:21:56I'd love for you to come over and work at August Golf Club with me.
00:21:59And if there's anything I can do for you and your daughter, I'd be happy to help.
00:22:22Is that your wife?
00:22:23You should have brought her with you.
00:22:25I bet she'd be as good as a golf hole.
00:22:28A stupid, broke gardener like you thinks he can make the hole?
00:22:32The only hole you'll make is your wife's.
00:22:37That's the last time you disrespect my wife before I break your kneecaps and make you beg for mercy in
00:22:42front of her grave.
00:22:43I'm begging.
00:22:44The only one begging is going to be you, pal.
00:22:46Remember, you got a lot on the line.
00:22:49You lose this, you're forfeiting qualifiers.
00:22:52And the loser's got to get on their knees and lick the winner's shoes like a dog.
00:22:58Deal.
00:23:00You better keep your word.
00:23:15This guy's putting on a blindfold.
00:23:16Is he trying to let Tyler win?
00:23:18We're screwed.
00:23:19A clueless groundskeeper is going to ruin it for August.
00:23:22You got wind speed, five miles an hour.
00:23:27Humidity, 60%.
00:23:29Good weather for making it in the hole.
00:23:39Please clear the water.
00:23:41Forget about the hole.
00:23:43You won't even make it over the water.
00:23:44I win.
00:23:45I win.
00:23:58What the fuck?
00:24:01What the fuck?
00:24:04Is he about to perform a miracle?
00:24:05There's no way.
00:24:06It's a trick shot.
00:24:07You can't control where it lands.
00:24:14With the water.
00:24:16I skipped it in the hole.
00:24:17But how?
00:24:18It's a miracle.
00:24:19Am I dreaming?
00:24:21Did we actually beat the Gold Hills bastards?
00:24:23This is impossible.
00:24:25There's no way I lost to an amateur, a gardener.
00:24:28Impossible.
00:24:30That sounds like something a sore loser would say.
00:24:32No.
00:24:33Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:24:36Even Kane.
00:24:37Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:24:46Is he?
00:24:47A master golfer would never join the ranks of August.
00:24:49Who are you?
00:24:54Who are you?
00:24:55Me?
00:24:56I'm a nobody.
00:24:57I'm a gardener.
00:24:58You just happened to hit a lucky shot.
00:25:00I want to play in the qualification round next week.
00:25:04Yes.
00:25:04Of course.
00:25:05You just saved August Golf Club.
00:25:07We, of course, will welcome you.
00:25:08Mia, this qualifying round is literally going to decide the fate of August Hills.
00:25:12Can't leave it with this guy.
00:25:14Well, he doesn't even have any competitive experience.
00:25:16I mean, Mia, please.
00:25:16We should reconsider.
00:25:17Was this shot just not proof of his skill?
00:25:20How do we even know if he was blindfolded?
00:25:22If he was really that talented, why would he be slumming at August Golf Club?
00:25:26All the things he could be doing.
00:25:27Yeah, if people knew we were submitting a groundskeeper as our qualifier, we'd be left out.
00:25:32Okay, silence, all of you.
00:25:34I believe in Bobby.
00:25:36And he's our only hope now.
00:25:38Hey, Bobby.
00:25:39I got cash.
00:25:40Hot babes.
00:25:42You come over to Gold Hill Golf Club, I got anything you could ever want.
00:25:47I can't pay you cash or an advancement, but I can offer you 50% stake in the August Golf
00:25:53Club, if you'll still have us.
00:25:56Her golf club's going bankrupt, dude.
00:25:58Every check you get's going to bounce.
00:26:01Come on.
00:26:01Don't be stupid.
00:26:03Just give me the word.
00:26:04It's all yours.
00:26:09Tuition, 70k a year.
00:26:19I just mowed the lawn.
00:26:21I don't need much in life.
00:26:26I'll represent August in the qualifications next week.
00:26:30My heart's racing.
00:26:32What's going on?
00:26:34You old bastard.
00:26:36You're gonna regret this.
00:26:38Hey!
00:26:39Aren't you forgetting something?
00:26:41What are you talking about?
00:26:42Our bets.
00:26:43You're forfeiting, right?
00:26:45My brother, Kane Carter?
00:26:47He's the grand champ.
00:26:49Your little amateur ass, are you sure you want this?
00:26:51It doesn't matter who it is.
00:26:53A bet's a bet.
00:26:59Baby, help!
00:27:00You bastard!
00:27:02You're gonna regret this!
00:27:03Men honor their words.
00:27:05Dogs run with their tails tucked between their legs.
00:27:09What are you, little boy?
00:27:10You motherfucker!
00:27:12Mark my words!
00:27:13You motherfuckers are gonna regret this.
00:27:15Come on, girls.
00:27:26You lost to a ground speaker?
00:27:29A loser who picks up balls?
00:27:32It was a fluke.
00:27:34If you just give me another chance, I'll do-
00:27:37You're useless.
00:27:38The Golden Hill Club does not tolerate excuses from losers.
00:27:41You better not fail me again in the qualification match.
00:27:53I don't know, the golf's always been in my family.
00:27:57But it wasn't until the legendary lion that I really took notice.
00:28:02Kim Lee's been retired for six years already.
00:28:05You still think about him?
00:28:11I don't know.
00:28:13Do you want me to still think about him?
00:28:15I don't know.
00:28:31Come on.
00:28:32Come on, where?
00:28:34We're leaving.
00:28:38You're drunk.
00:28:40I'm taking you home.
00:28:42Party pooper.
00:28:45such a gentleman
00:28:49I'm so thirsty
00:28:51I'll get you some water
00:28:52thank you
00:29:12I'm so thirsty
00:29:34Mia, you're drunk
00:29:37are you sure this is what you want?
00:29:39mm-hmm
00:30:16I had a little bun last night
00:30:22I had fun too
00:30:23a lot of fun
00:30:29good afternoon
00:30:30my name is Joanna Wilson
00:30:33vice president of the USGA
00:30:36on behalf of the
00:30:37Gophers Association
00:30:38I'd like to welcome you all
00:30:41to the US Open Press Conference
00:30:4750 players with the top
00:30:49all-time rankings
00:30:51will be exempt
00:30:51from the local qualifying round
00:30:53but this year
00:30:55we'd like to reveal those rankings
00:30:57with something special
00:31:00this AI-powered golf
00:31:03can scan your swing ID
00:31:05and match to your rank
00:31:08now
00:31:09who's up first?
00:31:12it matches to our all-time high rank, right?
00:31:15I guess you losers
00:31:16ought to pack up and get going
00:31:23hey, so what if we're up
00:31:24against Golden Hills
00:31:25got nothing to be ashamed of
00:31:27yeah
00:31:27we're all pros here
00:31:29you think you'll beat us all?
00:31:30be my guest
00:31:32okay
00:31:33I'll let you write down
00:31:34that was a form of measure
00:31:35that probably
00:31:52nice man
00:31:52looks like we're locked in
00:31:53absolutely we are
00:31:54it's done
00:31:55enough wasting my time
00:31:57by the way
00:31:59only reason I let you two go first
00:32:01so that everybody here
00:32:02is aware of how
00:32:03underranked you are
00:32:09this is a press conference
00:32:11not a dumpster
00:32:12what are you doing here?
00:32:14you're an amateur, buddy
00:32:15you're gonna embarrass yourself
00:32:16over here
00:32:16well, I guess we'll just
00:32:18see about that
00:32:20okay
00:32:21okay
00:32:23sit back
00:32:24you'll see my rank
00:32:26hey
00:32:26get this
00:32:27I want a close-up
00:32:29on his face
00:32:29while I crush him
00:32:30on my heel
00:32:33well
00:32:33bad
00:32:34yeah
00:32:34and I'll let you know
00:33:00we'll let you know
00:33:00but I know
00:33:02He's 15th?
00:33:03Every member of Golden Hill's a total beast.
00:33:05Pretty much.
00:33:06I don't cry, though.
00:33:07It's okay.
00:33:08You may lose me, but all of you are better than him.
00:33:14You know what's sad, Mia?
00:33:15The best you've got is dead last.
00:33:17You know what, Tyler?
00:33:18Shut up.
00:33:19August is not gonna be dead last.
00:33:21Just mark my words.
00:33:22Mia, don't waste your breath on this guy.
00:33:24He's ranked 15th.
00:33:26He's a nobody.
00:33:28Wow.
00:33:29That's something coming from the Gardner.
00:33:31Do you even know what it means to be top 15 in the U.S.?
00:33:35Gardner?
00:33:36The August Golf Club sent their groundskeeper to the U.S. Open.
00:33:39What the hell?
00:33:39Yeah, she sure did.
00:33:40I think you should be disqualified.
00:33:42All in favor, raise your hand.
00:33:47Golfers are forged from hard work and talent.
00:33:50Everyone deserves a shot.
00:33:51The only insult here is your elitist attitude.
00:33:54August Golf Course owner crashed the press conference, but threw a tantrum.
00:33:58And she did.
00:33:59Golf Club on the verge of going bankrupt.
00:34:02Okay, that is not what is happening here.
00:34:18Trash you people like you deserve to be dunked in the trash.
00:34:24I'm going to knock you off your high horse.
00:34:29What do you think you're doing?
00:34:30Ice here, kid.
00:34:31You're not going to want to miss this.
00:34:40This is my rating.
00:34:58Six years ago, you retired.
00:35:02Vanished without a trace.
00:35:04Only leaving behind your legacy.
00:35:10Talented golfers, they've come and gone.
00:35:13Kane was crowned the new king of golf.
00:35:16He's nothing compared to you and your peak.
00:35:19Mr. Hale, you have to see this.
00:35:22We got a ping on the golden scanner.
00:35:24The all-time number one.
00:35:29I guess he couldn't wait.
00:35:32To celebrate your comeback, I'm going to return all your trophies to you.
00:35:39Take these.
00:35:39Let's go.
00:35:41The champ!
00:35:45What?
00:35:46Why is his ranking locked?
00:35:48According to the Govers Association rules, only the top 10 Govers in the nation have their rank locked.
00:35:54That means he's one of the top 10 golfers in the U.S.
00:35:57No.
00:35:58That can't be right.
00:35:59Well, there you have it, folks.
00:36:01Cold hard facts.
00:36:03I guess the whole world's going to know that the Golden Hills Country Club is all barred.
00:36:07And no bias.
00:36:11Quickly, to the press conference and bring the trophies.
00:36:15All of them.
00:36:16I want the world to know that the Roaring Lion has returned.
00:36:23Wait.
00:36:24There's an explanation for this.
00:36:26He's not a pro golfer, so he's probably not even registered.
00:36:29Yeah, that explains it.
00:36:30How would a failing club like the August have a top 10 player with him?
00:36:34Well, if I'm just an amateur, and you lost to me, what does that make you?
00:36:40You're getting pretty cocky over there, buddy.
00:36:42You know the Golden Hills created this AI system.
00:36:45We have the right to unlock it.
00:36:47If you get on your knees right now, I might let you go.
00:36:51Don't take my generosity for granted.
00:36:53Well, go ahead. Unlock it.
00:36:54I'm not going to stop you from humiliating yourself.
00:36:57Go, boys.
00:37:00You're going to regret that.
00:37:01Get ready, folks.
00:37:02This little clown's about to give us a strip show.
00:37:15What?
00:37:17He's not just in the top 10.
00:37:19He's the best in the country?
00:37:21That means he's ranked higher than the Grand Slam winner Kane.
00:37:25How?
00:37:26Could it be?
00:37:29No, that can't be right.
00:37:32There's got to be a glitch in the system.
00:37:34He's got a point.
00:37:35Can you imagine the Grand Slam winner lying, raking leaves?
00:37:38Nowhere.
00:37:38Thank goodness.
00:37:39You almost ruined our association's reputation.
00:37:42You just had one lucky stroke.
00:37:44You thought you could fool me, you little bitch.
00:37:47This golf tournament's for pros, not no amateurs like you.
00:37:50Boys, get them out of here.
00:37:51That's not up to you.
00:37:53That's up to the Golfers Association.
00:37:56Miss Wilson, as the vice president of the association, there has to be a rule against this discrimination.
00:38:02Tyler, should I throw out the riffraff?
00:38:05I knew you, making you my VP was the best decision I could make.
00:38:12You're on their side?
00:38:13Oh, don't act shocked.
00:38:16It's called networking, sweetheart.
00:38:17I know your little backwater club don't even know what that is.
00:38:22I think we should get them out of here.
00:38:23An unranked opportunist like yourself, doesn't deserve to golf with pros like Tyler.
00:38:31On behalf of the Golfers Association, I'm revoking your entry into the US Open.
00:38:36You bastards.
00:38:38I'm reporting you to the president of the association.
00:38:41Gabriel would never stand for this blatant nepotism.
00:38:44The chairman?
00:38:45That old man is busy drinking tea in his office.
00:38:48Don't bother him with your petty drama.
00:38:50What?
00:38:51Empetism is a big word for you, man.
00:38:53You think Gabriel gives a shit about your little shitty club?
00:38:57He's got better things to do, sweetheart.
00:38:59Boys, get them out of here.
00:39:00I'm sick of seeing their faces.
00:39:02Make sure they're gone.
00:39:03I don't want them crawling back.
00:39:05This is my turn!
00:39:11This is my turn!
00:39:18Hands off!
00:39:22That's the bus the chairman had custom made for Lyon.
00:39:26No one's ever seen it.
00:39:27Why did he bring it today?
00:39:29The Riders, President's Cup, Masters, the Open, the PGA Tour.
00:39:34They're all Grand Slam trophies, and there's multiple?
00:39:37Mr. Chairman, what are you doing here?
00:39:40I'm here to remind everyone that the Open is run by the Golfers Association.
00:39:47Not Golden Hills.
00:39:49Mr. Chairman, these two crashed the press conference.
00:39:53I'm just throwing out the trash.
00:39:55The trash?
00:39:59How dare you?
00:40:02Do you have no idea who he is?
00:40:05Are you serious right now?
00:40:06You know, you're forgetting who makes your paychecks.
00:40:10Oh!
00:40:12Who gave you permission to speak?
00:40:15He is the top-ranked golfer.
00:40:18Mr. Hale, there's a bug in the system.
00:40:22He's not even in the rankings.
00:40:24He's a nobody.
00:40:25A nobody!
00:40:26So all these trophies he won mean nothing to you?
00:40:31All these trophies belong to him.
00:40:34That's impossible.
00:40:35He's done the impossible.
00:40:37Time and time again.
00:40:39All these trophies belong to him and to him alone.
00:40:42He is the legendary golfer.
00:40:51The legendary golfer.
00:40:53Sir.
00:40:55I need to talk to you.
00:40:57In private.
00:41:00What is he hiding from me?
00:41:04Look.
00:41:06I'd appreciate it if you kept my identity a secret.
00:41:09Eleanor's still young.
00:41:11And I don't want the press hounding her.
00:41:14I am so sorry, Claire.
00:41:16I wasn't there for you.
00:41:18I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have been by your side.
00:41:23I promise.
00:41:25I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:41:31I've been waiting for this moment for so long.
00:41:35I understand.
00:41:36I can keep your secret.
00:41:38Thanks.
00:41:39Here we go.
00:41:45After a thorough review, we have discovered that there is indeed a bug in our ranking system.
00:41:53Since we cannot guarantee ranks, all golfers will now be required to begin in the local qualifier and then immediately
00:42:02go into the final qualifier.
00:42:05Everyone except Tyler Carter.
00:42:14What?
00:42:15I'm the highest ranked person here.
00:42:17We don't need some AI system to prove that and you have no right to disqualify me.
00:42:22I am the president of the Golf Association and the host of the US Open.
00:42:28I do have that right.
00:42:30You old bastard.
00:42:31You're making a mistake making an enemy of the Golden Hills Golf Club over this nobody?
00:42:35Enough.
00:42:37You and your golf club have been a menace to the golf society for far too long.
00:42:43You have no authority here.
00:42:47Take them out of here.
00:42:49You can't do this.
00:42:49You can't do this.
00:42:49Fuck off, motherfucker.
00:42:50You reckless bastard!
00:42:52As for you, the Golf Association has no room for a Golden Hills simpering lapdog.
00:43:01You're fired.
00:43:02You can't fire me!
00:43:03I am the vice president!
00:43:05You can't fucking fire me, you bastard!
00:43:11I have heard that Golden Hills has been experimenting with an AI neurochip implant.
00:43:17Now this gives their golfers expert calculations.
00:43:22Just watch out.
00:43:23I wouldn't worry about that.
00:43:25I chose to come back.
00:43:27I'm ready for anything.
00:43:29Come what may.
00:43:43All right.
00:43:44You can open your eyes.
00:43:49You can open your eyes.
00:43:53So you want to guess what I got you for your birthday?
00:43:55I don't know.
00:43:57But I do know that I'm going to love it because it's a present from Daddy.
00:44:06Daddy, is this all for me?
00:44:09It's just like my drawing.
00:44:11Yep.
00:44:11It's all yours, sweetie.
00:44:16Oh!
00:44:17I can't forget this.
00:44:24Perfect.
00:44:26My princess, may I have the first dance?
00:44:30Yes.
00:44:50Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the prettiest princess of them all?
00:44:56Why, it's you, my pretty little princess, Eleanor.
00:45:00Wait, Daddy!
00:45:01I've got you a present.
00:45:04This is my lucky bracelet.
00:45:06I made it at school.
00:45:07Miss Maya says wearing it means good things will happen.
00:45:11Daddy, you're going to be the bestest golf player ever.
00:45:15I'll be cheering for you.
00:45:17And I know Mommy will, too.
00:45:19I never wanted Eleanor to worry about me, so I didn't tell her about the match.
00:45:23But it looks like she knew all along.
00:45:26Thank you, sweetie.
00:45:29I promise, I'm going to get you everything you ever wanted.
00:45:38Welcome, everybody, to the final qualifying round for the U.S. Open, which is also known as Golf's Longest Day.
00:45:45Today's going to be a 36-hole round, which means only the top 50 players will advance to the final
00:45:50round.
00:45:50So, good luck.
00:45:52Yeah!
00:45:53Yeah!
00:45:53Let's do this!
00:46:14Whoa!
00:46:14Out there!
00:46:16Jim, that was incredible.
00:46:37That was incredible.
00:46:39You won.
00:46:41We won.
00:46:43Dinner's on me tonight, guys.
00:46:44We've got to celebrate.
00:46:45Let's party, drink it up, you know.
00:46:47Come on!
00:46:48Oh, wait, Jake.
00:46:49We have dinner with Dad tonight, remember?
00:46:51Ugh, no.
00:46:51Disgusting.
00:46:52He just wants you there.
00:46:53He's trying to marry you off to that stupid piece of shit, Henry.
00:46:57I bet he's going to be there tonight, too.
00:46:59Yeah, I know.
00:46:59And I've had enough.
00:47:01It's time I end this.
00:47:11Lion, you've finally returned.
00:47:18For the past six years, I've torn through the competition.
00:47:22But those old-timers still insist that it is because you paved the way.
00:47:27No matter how many titles I win, your legacy hangs over my head,
00:47:31hangs over every single trophy like a thorn digging deeper into my side.
00:47:35But I'll perute myself.
00:47:41When I'm implanted with this chip, everyone will be forced to know the truth
00:47:45that I am the greatest golfer in the world.
00:47:50I agreed to help me eschew off that trust fund brat by pretending to be her boyfriend tonight.
00:48:06It's a pleasure to meet you, sir.
00:48:06Hi, I'm Bobby.
00:48:07It's a pleasure to meet you, sir.
00:48:10God, Mid, you just drag any bum off the street.
00:48:13You dare show your face here?
00:48:16Dad, can you be nice?
00:48:18This is the hero I told you about that saved our golf club.
00:48:39Everyone, this is Henry Hale.
00:48:44His father is the president of the Golfers Association.
00:48:47Golf is in their blood.
00:48:50Just the type of family that my daughter should marry into.
00:48:58Henry, is it?
00:49:00Yep.
00:49:01Mia's told me so much about you.
00:49:03You're Gabriel's kid.
00:49:04You act nothing like him.
00:49:06What would you know about my father?
00:49:07Nothing.
00:49:08He's just some broke bum that pulls weeds at our golf course.
00:49:15Mia, are you serious?
00:49:17You brought the help home?
00:49:21So humiliating.
00:49:23Yeah.
00:49:23What is he doing here?
00:49:25To shine Henry's shoes?
00:49:30Mia has good taste.
00:49:31I'm sure she'll know someone's right for her.
00:49:34Watch it, yard boy.
00:49:35His father runs a U.S. Open.
00:49:37With one phone call, he can have you disqualified.
00:49:41Everybody, let's not waste our time on this loser.
00:49:44Our food's getting cold.
00:49:45Let's go eat.
00:49:50Here, please, allow me.
00:49:59Oh, that reminds me, Mr. Collins.
00:50:02You have to try one of these.
00:50:04I just had him clone in from Cuba today.
00:50:06Really good Arbanos.
00:50:08Oh, now we're done.
00:50:10Yeah.
00:50:10Real Cuban, huh?
00:50:11Mm-hmm.
00:50:15There you go.
00:50:16Excellent taste, young man.
00:50:21Okay, can we not smoke at the table, please?
00:50:24I got a meal.
00:50:25Yeah, real mature.
00:50:29We should truly try this meal.
00:50:32Our chef needs special.
00:50:43I'm sorry, man.
00:50:45I mistook that for an ashtray.
00:50:46Okay, that's enough.
00:50:47Stop disrespecting my guest.
00:50:52Don't worry about it.
00:50:53I'm sure they'll see a new side of me soon enough.
00:50:56I brought a gift.
00:51:11Ew, what is this?
00:51:13Sounds like shiny scrap metal.
00:51:15I bet it's all junk.
00:51:19Henry, show this schmuck what a real gift looks like.
00:51:23Yes, yes.
00:51:24Thank you for the reminder, my friend.
00:51:28Well, Mia, I knew you grew up idolizing Lion, so I wanted to do something special.
00:51:35I got you this.
00:51:37This is Lion's old tour card.
00:51:39It took me ages to get it out of my father's collection.
00:51:42That would go for millions at Sotheby's.
00:51:46Henry, this is very sweet of you, but it's far too valuable.
00:51:51I can't accept it.
00:51:56This is incredibly rare.
00:51:58What are you sparking about over there, huh?
00:52:01Worried about that little trash bag that you brought in comparison?
00:52:04Admit it, loser.
00:52:05You are jealous because you could never afford a gift like that.
00:52:14Why don't we make a bet?
00:52:17All right, I'm listening.
00:52:20If my gift is more valuable than yours, you have to lick this plate clean.
00:52:27Cigar ash and all.
00:52:36What a coincidence.
00:52:39Looks like I want to give Mia a Lion's tour card too.
00:52:45But not just one.
00:52:50Ten.
00:52:52Whoa.
00:52:53What?
00:52:55That's impossible.
00:52:57You're just a washed up loser.
00:52:58Like, how is that possible?
00:53:01Well, looks like you lost.
00:53:03Eat up.
00:53:04Jeez.
00:53:05Have I been getting this all wrong?
00:53:08I gotta make a phone call.
00:53:12He's got that phone.
00:53:15Wait!
00:53:17Guys, we almost fell for this dude's trick.
00:53:19I just talked to my father.
00:53:21Apparently there's hundreds of those things going around that are all fake.
00:53:24The only way you can even tell is if you put him against a fire and then the little lion's
00:53:29head will pop up.
00:53:30And let's be honest, these are certainly fake.
00:53:35And now, guess what?
00:53:37My dad's on his way and we're gonna bust you as the con man that you are.
00:53:41You pissed off the president?
00:53:44You are so screwed.
00:53:47How dare you bring fakes into my house?
00:53:51So you all think these cards are fake?
00:53:53Yeah.
00:53:54Yeah.
00:53:56Well, I believe Bobby.
00:53:58I don't think you'd lie to me.
00:54:00Well, why talk about it?
00:54:02Let's put it to the test.
00:54:03Wait, no. You can't destroy those.
00:54:06That's part of Lion's legacy.
00:54:08That's a disrespect to golf itself.
00:54:14Wait, no.
00:54:15You can't destroy those.
00:54:16That's part of Lion's legacy.
00:54:18It'd be an insult to golf itself.
00:54:20Oh my God, Mia. Why are you believing this guy?
00:54:23I'm doing us all a favor by destroying these.
00:54:25I'm calling him out for having a scam.
00:54:33What's going on here?
00:54:35What if that card actually is real?
00:54:38Fire test gold.
00:54:41Adversity test men.
00:54:42Ew.
00:54:45You lying con artist.
00:54:47I'm sick of your parlor tricks.
00:54:48Get on your knees.
00:54:50Admit these are fake.
00:54:51Otherwise, I'm gonna give you a glimpse into the depths of hell.
00:54:57Dad!
00:54:58This is who I was telling you about.
00:54:59This is the con man.
00:55:04Ow!
00:55:04Dad!
00:55:05You idiot!
00:55:06What do you think you're doing?
00:55:08Mr. Chairman.
00:55:09He was the one that brought the fakes.
00:55:11We had nothing to do with it.
00:55:15Fakes.
00:55:18No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. These are the real deal.
00:55:21What?
00:55:22What?
00:55:25Fakes.
00:55:28No, no, no, no, no, no, no. These are the real deal.
00:55:31What?
00:55:32Dad, what are you talking about? Are you senile? Like, those can't be real.
00:55:37Ow!
00:55:38Did I raise an idiot?
00:55:39Wait a minute.
00:55:40If those cards are real, then he...
00:55:43He's lying?
00:55:46I apologize for interrupting your family dinner.
00:55:49I'll be cutting up all of his credit cards again.
00:55:52And he will be grounded until hopefully he learns his lesson.
00:55:57What?
00:55:57Let's go. Your mother's in the car.
00:55:58Ow!
00:55:59Ow!
00:56:00It's embarrassing!
00:56:01Ow!
00:56:02We almost destroyed those precious treasures.
00:56:07We didn't mean to. It was all Henry's fault.
00:56:13Well, it looks like dinner's finished to me.
00:56:16Let's go for a walk.
00:56:17That sounds nice.
00:56:20It'd be good to get some fresh air away from this stench.
00:56:32Sorry I had to deal with my family back there.
00:56:35Don't worry about it.
00:56:37I just didn't want our first date to end sour.
00:56:44Is that your wife?
00:56:54Yes.
00:56:55She passed in labor.
00:56:58I'm sorry.
00:57:00I know what it's like to lose someone you love.
00:57:04Never gets easier.
00:57:07I want you to know that I'm not trying to replace anybody.
00:57:11I just want to be by your side.
00:57:30Stay here, Mia.
00:57:33Be careful.
00:57:34Hey, bitch.
00:57:36Who's gonna save you now, huh?
00:57:38Hey, baby.
00:57:40No!
00:57:42Bobby, watch out!
00:57:49Hey!
00:57:54Let her go, Tyler!
00:57:59Bobby!
00:58:03I thought you were gonna go down swinging.
00:58:08Those are cute.
00:58:10That was my daughter!
00:58:13See that?
00:58:15It's what you get for going against me, you son of a bitch!
00:58:20It's time to go join your wife in hell.
00:58:27Fuck!
00:58:28Come on, boys!
00:58:29You got lucky this time, motherfucker!
00:58:31Next time I see you, it's gonna be your last!
00:58:34Okay?
00:58:36Not yet.
00:58:37I think it's frozen.
00:58:39I think you...
00:58:40Gotta get you to the hospital.
00:58:42Let's go.
00:58:51Wait!
00:58:52Don't move!
00:58:54Not until the doctor says what's wrong.
00:58:58I have an itch.
00:59:00Down there.
00:59:01My hands are...
00:59:02Okay, well let me itch it for you.
00:59:07Is it right here?
00:59:15How's that feel?
00:59:16That's amazing.
00:59:18Is that it?
00:59:19Oh, yeah.
00:59:20That's so good!
00:59:22That's amazing.
00:59:25Please...
00:59:26Oh, yes!
00:59:29What's Daddy doing?
00:59:31Eleanor!
00:59:33Daddy!
00:59:35Hey!
00:59:36Oh!
00:59:36I'm sorry.
00:59:37It's okay.
00:59:38Hey, Doc.
00:59:39Um, what's wrong with Bobby's hand?
00:59:41Well, Mr. Wood's right hand suffered a stress fracture.
00:59:44He needs at least six weeks of proper rest, or there will be permanent consequences.
00:59:50Six weeks?
00:59:52What about the US Open?
00:59:53You need rest, and that's doctor's orders.
00:59:59I missed you, Eleanor.
01:00:01I missed you, too.
01:00:02Wait, wait, wait!
01:00:03What are you doing?
01:00:04You need to rest, and you're not swinging a club anytime soon.
01:00:07I have to go to the US Open.
01:00:09I'll pop Oxy if I have to.
01:00:11Okay, but we only have one a day, and it only lasts four hours.
01:00:14What are you gonna do when the pill wears off?
01:00:16You can't hold the club correctly.
01:00:19Four hours is plenty.
01:00:21I'll win.
01:00:22For you and me.
01:00:24It's time the legendary line of golf gets its proper ending.
01:00:31Welcome to the US Open Championships.
01:00:33The total course will consist of 72 holes across four days.
01:00:37The player with the lowest total score will win.
01:00:39This year, we'll be at the infamous Devil's Course, the Auckland Golf Club.
01:00:45The course consists of 250 acres, 168 bunkers, tall roughs, and no water hazards.
01:00:51It is heavily designed to punish every mistake.
01:00:55Who will conquer the Devil's Course, and who will claim the Sterling Trophy?
01:01:01What?
01:01:02What?
01:01:04Bobby, Bobby, our groundskeeper is the legendary lion.
01:01:08He's a grand sling champion.
01:01:10He's never lost a tournament.
01:01:12And now that the lion's back, if we win, August will be saved.
01:01:16Bobby didn't want to tell him about his injury, but his right hand.
01:01:19Is it really gonna be okay?
01:01:39You're old news, loser.
01:01:41Still living out your old Grand Slam glory days as your calling card?
01:01:45Shut the fuck up, Tyler.
01:01:48Feisty.
01:01:49I like it.
01:01:50You can keep screeching, but when I win, I'm gonna find something to shove down your throat to shut you
01:01:54up.
01:01:54Fucking gross.
01:01:55Enough. This is a waste of time.
01:01:57While lion has been sleeping away all these years, I have been conquering this very course, year after year.
01:02:08You think you can keep up with me?
01:02:16You don't wake a sleeping lion.
01:02:23I will crush the very pedestal your followers have built up in your absence.
01:02:27I will show them once and for all who deserves to be the greatest of all time.
01:02:54Incredible! The Golden Hills Golden Boys strike with nearer robotic precision.
01:02:58The Golden Hills Golden Boys strike with nearer robotic precision.
01:03:01They're all playing way above their level.
01:03:03It's almost like they can see the exact angle, arc, and swing path.
01:03:10Man, oh man.
01:03:12This AI, it's incredible. It's our secret weapon.
01:03:16This has-been, he can't beat us. He's done for.
01:03:26Can he do it?
01:03:36This is your grandson here? He's better off as my caddy.
01:03:41Don't push yourself. You can't play like this.
01:03:44Don't worry about it.
01:03:46I'm not gonna miss my next shot.
01:03:53Alright, well you focus on swinging. I'll take care of the rest.
01:04:21Hey, are you okay?
01:04:24How's the leaderboard?
01:04:26There you go. Good job today.
01:04:29Let's find out.
01:04:33Oh, thank God. We made it to the finals.
01:04:36I'm still way behind.
01:04:38To win this game, I have to catch up quickly.
01:04:41Game's just begun.
01:05:01Mia!
01:05:04Where are you?
01:05:05Hey, do you need something?
01:05:06I tried to grab my towel, but my wrist still hurts.
01:05:11Oh yeah, hold on.
01:05:15Can you massage it please?
01:05:18The ferocious lion needs some help.
01:05:23Where does it hurt?
01:05:26Right here.
01:05:41The finals are tomorrow.
01:05:44I don't want you to overexert yourself.
01:05:46Tonight.
01:05:48You're mine.
01:06:09I brought you your luckiest charm for your big day.
01:06:15Eleanor is here to root for you.
01:06:19A good luck kiss for daddy.
01:06:20Now, you're gonna win today, because you always say I'm the luckiest thing that ever happened to you.
01:06:26No.
01:06:28No.
01:06:40No.
01:06:41No.
01:06:41No.
01:06:42No.
01:06:42Four hours?
01:06:43I need to finish before noon.
01:07:01what's going on loose golf ball isn't headed towards the flag it's
01:07:13wait that guy just pushed bobby's ball deeper into the bunker what are they trying to do
01:07:20that's the game plan the golden hills golden boys got bobby buried in he's forced to play an
01:07:26impossible lie we're completely dug in what are we gonna do
01:07:38just give it up old man according to our calculations it is impossible to make it in
01:07:42the hole in one stroke the mighty lion is trapped in our cage there's no way these guys are this
01:07:49precise they must be playing dirty you planted microchips in your arm so what if we did all
01:08:00your experience is nothing compared to AI you want a hint the AI has calculated millions of
01:08:15possibilities and it's come up with one conclusion you lose AI is never wrong you're so screwed
01:08:24dude dude just accept it you're a washed-up retiree you can't be cold hard facts don't you understand
01:08:31that it's in the bag for God's sakes leave it to me
01:08:56how the hell no that goes against all common sense and calculations it's impossible
01:09:09see he landed back in the bunker he still needs two strokes that fossil doesn't understand that AI
01:09:17it runs the world now Bobby has one stroke to land the ball in the hole just to tie with
01:09:23Kane
01:09:24shit Mia we're done for looks like August can't escape bankruptcy after all
01:09:30the fact that y'all still put all your faith in him it's your biggest mistake making it into the
01:09:35hole from the bunker nobody can do that wait that's my ball did he just oh so close but looks
01:09:56like
01:09:56Bobby's misplay will cost them two strokes it's okay guys even if August golf club goes down
01:10:03we'll stick together like family our cutting-edge AI implant chips have exactly what we need to get in
01:10:11your way when in your dreams our AI has calculated your chances and guess what it's a hundred percent chance
01:10:29you lose what's this I can't believe my eyes the ball is still moving go live boys I'm still in
01:10:39play
01:10:45a pathetic old man challenging hard facts and data it's impossible yeah you must really be embarrassed
01:11:01huh
01:11:11I knew you could do it
01:11:16our cutting-edge AI didn't see that path how did you nah you know man it's gotta be a bug
01:11:22or
01:11:22something right I mean there's no way that this guy's smarter than AI it's not a bug he took the
01:11:30path that AI considered to be impossible and he did it in one stroke he's done what AI thought to
01:11:37be
01:11:37beyond human ability a free lesson for you all the cold hard data in the world can't compete with
01:11:43years of experience on the golf course it's gonna be a long time before you beat me so all your
01:11:51little
01:11:52microchips won't win now let's take a look at the final leaderboard Bobby and Kane are tied for first
01:12:00you know what this means a sudden death round whoever wins will move on to the next let's go boys
01:12:16what's wrong
01:12:19the painkillers have worn off haven't they don't worry I'll put Kane in his place soon enough
01:12:40let's go come on now
01:12:48you've held out long enough old man it's time to end your legacy lion
01:12:59damn it painkillers worn off
01:13:12next is hole 10 535 yards at par 4 Kane Carter is up next
01:13:26just give up the future belongs to young innovative players like me
01:13:30not wrinkly old deadweights you're just a stepping stone on my way to the podium
01:13:46the hell are you looking at old man the flags all the way over there
01:13:50just waiting on the sun to disappear disappear there's not a cloud in sight you really are crazy
01:13:57my experience doesn't lie
01:14:11even the great line can't come back from this
01:14:15chin up old man you got to make it to the green to watch me crush you for good
01:14:19daddy a lucky magic spell for you I know you can do it
01:14:25you got this
01:14:30soon soon soon what are you praying for a miracle I mean I guess you probably should
01:14:36because it's going to take an act of God for you to win this
01:14:38anything less than that trophy is mine
01:14:41a miracle
01:14:43miracles are for the unprepared
01:14:56the sun it actually disappeared
01:15:10fine at least it'll make things interesting
01:15:23nice shot bud
01:15:24bummer
01:15:25nerd
01:15:26yes
01:15:27Kane slipped up
01:15:29Bobby just needs to get the ball in the green and put it in the hole
01:15:32then he's tied with Kane
01:15:33it's for another round
01:15:35got this daddy
01:15:36god
01:15:39at his time it's going to be the total eclipse
01:15:41how's he going to swing in total darkness
01:15:43this is beyond lion's top records even at his peak
01:15:46plus it's about to be pitch black soon you can keep dreaming bud
01:15:51now it's Bobby's turn
01:15:53he's looking rough
01:15:54we believe in you Bobby
01:15:55you got this
01:16:02wait
01:16:03Bobby's not angling for the saves
01:16:05he's aiming for the flat
01:16:06he's swinging for the win
01:16:08I tell you what
01:16:09I'll sweeten it
01:16:11you pull off this miracle
01:16:13I'll tear down that golden hill sign
01:16:15and I'll hand it to August
01:16:20August doesn't want your club
01:16:22your reputation is trash
01:16:27and you
01:16:29I'll go beyond
01:16:31I'll beat the old me
01:16:32after this shot
01:16:33August's name will echo across America
01:16:38now watch this drive
01:17:08I'll be right back
01:17:12Fly, golf ball, fly! Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:17:36How did he do this?
01:17:40Let's go!
01:17:44Let's go!
01:17:49No! I lost!
01:17:52Look, he crushed me!
01:17:54How could Cain lose to this fucking old bastard?
01:18:00Daddy, I knew you were the bestest!
01:18:05Folks, did you see this?
01:18:06He managed to beat Cain Carter with an injured right hand!
01:18:10He's back, folks!
01:18:12The Gooks!
01:18:13The Lion!
01:18:14Bobby Woods!
01:18:20The winner of the U.S. Open Championship,
01:18:25Bobby the Lion Woods!
01:18:31I didn't do this for me.
01:18:36I did it for all of us.
01:18:38For August Golf Club!
01:18:39Woo!
01:18:42You cheated!
01:18:44This trophy belongs to the Golden Hills Golf Club!
01:18:47You were taking pills.
01:18:49I saw it with my own two eyes. You were doping!
01:18:54No.
01:18:55The meds you saw him taking were cleared with the Association before the competition even started.
01:19:00You got proof of that, sweetheart?
01:19:02I can prove it!
01:19:08The doping you saw?
01:19:11Painkillers.
01:19:12Prescribed by the hospital for his injuries.
01:19:16Legal, approved by the Association, and cleared prior to competition.
01:19:21It's all documented right here.
01:19:25You.
01:19:26You're on his team.
01:19:28You're in on it.
01:19:29Oh, and as far as your crimes go, I've got implanting microchips to cheat and also aggravated assault.
01:19:38I have evidence.
01:19:40How about you?
01:19:44I have evidence.
01:19:46Do you?
01:19:49This is enough to arrest you and investigate your little club.
01:19:54I'm a bunch of motherfuckers.
01:19:56Lion, you finally returned reclaiming your place as champion.
01:20:07A long time ago I said I was going to retire.
01:20:10But I did for my daughter.
01:20:12And since I've won, I'm going back into retirement.
01:20:19Stay.
01:20:20Stay.
01:20:20We need a legend like you in golf to lead the way.
01:20:25Please.
01:20:26Stay!
01:20:27Stay!
01:20:30Stay!
01:20:30Stay!
01:20:31Stay!
01:20:32Stay!
01:20:33Stay!
01:20:34I'm a big girl now.
01:20:34Eleanor.
01:20:35Daddy has a lot of money now.
01:20:36And I can afford to bring you to any art school you want to go to.
01:20:40I'm staying with you.
01:20:42I'm not golfing.
01:20:46Daddy, I like watching you play golf.
01:20:49I've never seen you so cruel and strong before.
01:20:52You're amazing.
01:20:55I'm a big girl now.
01:20:57Eleanor's happy if Daddy's happy.
01:21:00Daddy should do what he wants, too.
01:21:08Okay.
01:21:09Then we're all going to be a big happy family.
01:21:22Thank you for listening.
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