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The Comeback Play Engsub
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00:00:00So put your hands together for the God of Ball, a new league legend, the Sniper.
00:00:06Basketball took everything from me.
00:00:08I'll never play again.
00:00:10Come with me.
00:00:12We need you back in the game.
00:00:13Sniper died a long time ago.
00:00:15I'm not your guy.
00:00:16All you ever do is quit.
00:00:17You walked away when I was just a kid.
00:00:19I never thought I'd kill my son, man.
00:00:21You could.
00:00:22I'll do it.
00:00:23But no one can know who I am.
00:00:24If the Lightning lose this playoff game, then the owner's gonna kill the team.
00:00:28If we lose my career.
00:00:30It's all over.
00:00:31Your team needs you on the court, coach.
00:00:32So you're the alcoholic absent father.
00:00:36Recruiting from the drive-thru.
00:00:38Give it up, old man.
00:00:39It's too late.
00:00:40There's only three seconds left.
00:00:41Can you do this?
00:00:42Why does he look so familiar?
00:00:45Your styles are almost identical.
00:00:47Are we about to witness a miracle?
00:00:49These losers can't beat us!
00:00:51This one's for you, son.
00:00:52Is my dad really the Sniper?
00:01:00Welcome back to Game 7 of the UBA Finals.
00:01:04Unbelievable comeback.
00:01:05If the Sniper can clinch a Finals victory for the Lightning, he will be crowned the league's
00:01:10God of Ball.
00:01:14Got this baby.
00:01:15You're one shot away from becoming a legend.
00:01:17I never could have done this without you.
00:01:20And after the win tonight, I'm done with basketball.
00:01:24I'm tired of the long nights and the weeks away.
00:01:25It'll just be us and our son.
00:01:33I love you.
00:01:35Kill him, Sniper.
00:01:40The lighting's down by one and the Scorpions have the ball!
00:01:43They need one more stop to get the ball!
00:01:46Tyler Murray shoots it!
00:01:47Oh, the Sniper stole it!
00:01:50He's heading to the front court!
00:01:54We have three seconds left.
00:01:56Can the Sniper save the game?
00:02:01This is for you, baby.
00:02:06There's the release!
00:02:09No!
00:02:09He missed!
00:02:11Wait a sec.
00:02:12Is that his signature move?
00:02:15The Sniper's signature kill shot just won the league finals!
00:02:21Yeah!
00:02:38I could have done this without you.
00:02:47The Sniper will never steal another trophy from me again.
00:02:59I got my win, and now we get our happily ever after.
00:03:10Regina!
00:03:11No!
00:03:22My son!
00:03:25Take care of my son!
00:03:28No!
00:03:29Whoa!
00:03:33We've gathered here today to crown the season's MVP,
00:03:37a man who made the lightning champions.
00:03:39So put your hands together for the god of ball,
00:03:42a new league legend, the Sniper.
00:03:49After the death of the family member,
00:03:51the goat of basketball is retiring and disappeared.
00:04:00It was a robbery, a terrible accident.
00:04:03Don't give up your son, Marcel.
00:04:05You'll regret it forever.
00:04:07This never would have happened
00:04:08if I had made my wife a target.
00:04:12I'm not gonna put my son in danger, too.
00:04:14I'm not gonna do it.
00:04:27Basketball took everything from me.
00:04:33I'll never play again.
00:04:42How could I be so blind?
00:04:46I put basketball before my family.
00:04:49I put them in danger.
00:04:50This is what I deserve.
00:04:52Lars Davis, you're on fire.
00:04:55Does greatness run in the family?
00:04:56Who inspired you to pick up the ball?
00:04:58The Sniper.
00:04:59I mean, he's the best to ever do it.
00:05:01I'd give anything to train without lost legend.
00:05:03I was raised by my aunt after my alcoholic dad abandoned me.
00:05:07So any greatness you see, it's all me.
00:05:11My son doesn't know who I used to be,
00:05:13just who I was to him.
00:05:16It's been 20 years since my wife died.
00:05:18I picked up the bottle to numb the pain
00:05:20and never put it down.
00:05:22But Regina would hate to see me like this.
00:05:23A washed-up alcoholic,
00:05:25slinging burgers at a drive-thru.
00:05:28It's time to get my shit together.
00:05:32He's like the Steph Curry of burgers.
00:05:36Holy shit, I did it.
00:05:39Over 200 cars served per hour.
00:05:42You know what that means, guys.
00:05:44Bonus time.
00:05:47Biggest cut for me.
00:05:50Scotty didn't do shit.
00:05:52It's your mad skills that broke a record.
00:05:54I'm the reason we got that bonus.
00:05:56You gonna deny me my cut?
00:05:57Buddy, you've been drinking on the job.
00:06:01I should fire your ass.
00:06:02Our janitor guy quit this morning.
00:06:05So either you walk out of here broke and jobless,
00:06:08or you go clean up the puke in the bathroom.
00:06:12I've lost everything.
00:06:13I won't give up my last shred of dignity.
00:06:16No thanks.
00:06:18I quit.
00:06:20Quit?
00:06:21Good luck.
00:06:22Who else is gonna hire a washed-up alcoholic?
00:06:32If the Lightning lose this playoff game, then the owner's gonna kill the team.
00:06:36I'm sorry.
00:06:39We need a Hail Mary.
00:06:41We need a Hail Mary.
00:06:51I haven't seen precision like that since the sniper.
00:06:55Did I just find the lost basketball legend?
00:06:59Holy shit, that's Omari Gibbs.
00:07:02Yo, Mr. Gibbs, can I have one autograph?
00:07:04As a general manager myself, I'd be honored to-
00:07:07Hey, Marcel.
00:07:10Come with me.
00:07:12We need you back in the game.
00:07:26We need the sniper as a Lightning's assistant coach.
00:07:30No way.
00:07:31And don't call me that.
00:07:33The sniper died a long time ago.
00:07:35We have one more game to save this team.
00:07:37We need a miracle.
00:07:39We need you.
00:07:40I gave up basketball 20 years ago.
00:07:44I'm not your guy.
00:07:45Wait.
00:07:47I want to show you something.
00:07:50Pass his face.
00:07:52Screen up.
00:07:53D, D.
00:07:54Let's go, Marce.
00:07:54Yeah, he's a bastard.
00:07:56Ah.
00:07:57You know, Marce could be one of the greats.
00:07:59We don't win this playoff.
00:08:01The owner's gonna sell.
00:08:03They'll rebuild.
00:08:04Rebrand.
00:08:05And Marce's career will go down one time.
00:08:07This team.
00:08:09We're up against the 99ers.
00:08:11He can't beat them on his own.
00:08:13I never thought I'd give myself back.
00:08:16You could.
00:08:17If you coach him to the finals.
00:08:19He'll never respect you.
00:08:21Unless you show him that you deserve it.
00:08:23This is your chance to make a comeback.
00:08:27Marcel, I've seen you ruin your own life.
00:08:30Don't ruin your sons too.
00:08:37Fine.
00:08:39I'll do it.
00:08:45But no one can know who I am.
00:08:47And I'm only coaching.
00:08:48I'm not playing.
00:08:49I'll never play again.
00:09:05All right.
00:09:06Listen up.
00:09:07The only reason this sorry for an excused team squeaked into the playoffs is because of
00:09:13Mars.
00:09:13But there's no way we're gonna...
00:09:15I mean, there's not a chance we survive unless we...
00:09:18Dad?
00:09:22What the hell are you doing here?
00:09:27I'm your new assistant coach.
00:09:29What do they call you?
00:09:30Coach combo meal?
00:09:34No.
00:09:34No fucking way.
00:09:36He's an alcoholic loser.
00:09:37He couldn't even stay sober long enough to raise his own son.
00:09:42I spent my whole life trying to be the opposite of you.
00:09:46Now you come to my house to coach me?
00:09:49I don't think so.
00:09:50What the hell was Amari thinking?
00:09:52We need a miracle to win this final, not a drive-through drunk.
00:09:55You know, what you need is better cuts, set some picks, and perfect your three-point game.
00:10:00You think it's that easy, old man?
00:10:02If you could hold on to the ball, what you lack in power you could make up for in precision.
00:10:07What do you know?
00:10:08The only thing I've ever seen you pick up is this damn flask.
00:10:13He's wasted.
00:10:14Don't hurt yourself, Gramps.
00:10:33Lucky shot.
00:10:34Don't let this drunk cunt fool you.
00:10:36When it comes to actual basketball, he's got nothing on me.
00:10:39What will it take for you to call me coach?
00:10:43A shooting contest.
00:10:45Three extreme shots.
00:10:47Fast one to make him wins.
00:10:48If you win, you can stay.
00:10:51But if I win, you walk out.
00:10:54And never come back.
00:10:57I never wanted to play again.
00:10:59Especially not against my own son.
00:11:01But if I have to prove myself to protect him...
00:11:05Deal.
00:11:10Morris, do you really think it's a good idea to let your loser dad be the coach of our most
00:11:14important game?
00:11:15I don't know.
00:11:17Let him show us what he's got.
00:11:19He's a useless deadbeat.
00:11:20He'll gas out before he even hits the first shot.
00:11:26Alright.
00:11:27Three expert level shots.
00:11:29The step back three, the blind strike, and the clutch.
00:11:33Same sequence, same time.
00:11:35You miss, you go again.
00:11:37No resets, no excuses.
00:11:41Three, two, one.
00:11:45First up, the step back three point shoot.
00:11:48It's a difficult shot that requires pacing and core strength.
00:11:53How could he make it?
00:11:54Did you see that?
00:11:56Next up, the blind strike.
00:11:58It requires good memorization and a sixth sense.
00:12:03Even without looking.
00:12:07Bro, he's cooking you!
00:12:09Finally, the clutch.
00:12:10The most difficult shot you can do in the entire game.
00:12:13It means you're out of time and energy, and you have one last shot.
00:12:17I've only seen one player pull it off 20 years ago.
00:12:20I'm rookie of the year.
00:12:21I mean, you're just some drunk patty push who works at a fast food joint.
00:12:24That shot.
00:12:25There's no way you can...
00:12:25You're gonna get used to calling me coach.
00:12:33What?
00:12:43Who the hell is this guy?
00:12:45Why does he seem so familiar?
00:12:47The lightnings hail Mary.
00:13:02All right, everyone start sprints.
00:13:09Lars, you're the best player on this team. You can't just run off like that.
00:13:13You don't get to disappear for years and suddenly decide you're my dad again.
00:13:17Everything I have, I built by myself.
00:13:21Now, I'm not taking orders from you now.
00:13:23You can flash those fancy tricks all you want, but you don't actually know ball.
00:13:26You sure about that?
00:13:28Aunt Grace told me you played before I was born.
00:13:30But if you were any good, you wouldn't have become a worthless drunk now, would you?
00:13:33Unless this team wins tomorrow, your career is over.
00:13:37And I'm not gonna let that happen.
00:13:38We will win.
00:13:40It'll have nothing to do with you.
00:13:46I won't give up and walk away this time.
00:13:49I can't lose him forever.
00:13:52Son, wait.
00:13:57Okay, I'm sorry. Are you lost, Zippy Burger?
00:14:01Who did you steal this from?
00:14:05I didn't steal anything.
00:14:09So you're the lightnings new assistant coach?
00:14:12Tyler Murray, my old rival.
00:14:15Recruiting from the drive-through.
00:14:18I mean, scraping the bottom of the barrel.
00:14:20How does it feel to play for a team that's about to be erased from league history?
00:14:24It'll feel great when we beat you.
00:14:27You won't even make it to the finals.
00:14:29The lightning have been terrible ever since the sniper went MIA, what, 20 years ago?
00:14:35Thanks to me, now the scorpions rule.
00:14:37It should make it look like an accident.
00:14:39The sniper will never steal another trophy from me again.
00:14:45And you're no sniper.
00:14:46So I suggest you start burning your jerseys.
00:14:49You can learn how to flip burgers, work with this guy.
00:14:52Because your basketball career, it's over.
00:14:55Don't talk to my son like that.
00:14:58So you're the alcoholic absent father.
00:15:01Ah.
00:15:02I can see why he wants nothing to do with you.
00:15:05Hey, don't you worry.
00:15:07Weren't your greasy dad here?
00:15:09Weren't your team straight to the ground?
00:15:10I'll let you be my ball boy.
00:15:21You should teach your boys manners.
00:15:24The 99ers are going to destroy you.
00:15:26So I suggest you get ready to be laughed off the court.
00:15:30I'll let the score speak for it, so.
00:15:39I'm about to coach a playoff game.
00:15:42I need to look the part.
00:15:50The Lightning started this season at the bottom of the barrel.
00:15:53But thanks to some stellar plays from rookie Morris Davis,
00:15:56they're in the playoffs going head-to-head with one of the league's top franchises.
00:16:00Coach Rush says their new assistant coach is a secret weapon.
00:16:03Is it true they recruited him from a fast-food drive-through?
00:16:24Is that the burger guy?
00:16:25No, but it can't be.
00:16:27They call him Coach Combo Meal.
00:16:29There's no way a guy like that can call game when he plays.
00:16:33Everybody expects us to fail tonight.
00:16:35But if we focus, stick to the game plan.
00:16:38We can prove the world wrong.
00:16:39It's your show, Coach.
00:16:41Good luck.
00:16:42Only if you played two.
00:16:44This team would be unstoppable if we got him out on the court.
00:16:47Time to break the curse.
00:16:48All in, Team Lightning.
00:16:57Don't let him fool you guys.
00:16:59Combo Meal talks up a big game, but he'll give up on you when you need him most.
00:17:03I'm not going anywhere.
00:17:04Let's win this.
00:17:05Lightning on three.
00:17:06One, two, three.
00:17:07Lightning!
00:17:13Remember this face.
00:17:15I'm the legend that's going to knock you and the Lightning out of this league for good.
00:17:35The ball movement, boys.
00:17:41Get ready, get ready.
00:17:43Take it, baby.
00:17:48Who is that schlub playing Russia's assistant coach?
00:17:52It's Mars Davis' absent father.
00:17:55Guy's a total alcoholic, clearly just a pity hire.
00:17:58Mars Davis' father?
00:18:00Why does he look so familiar?
00:18:02These losers are humiliating you.
00:18:06Let's go, boys.
00:18:08Alcoholic or not, he's got them playing like a whole new team.
00:18:15Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:18:17Wait, huh?
00:18:19Go.
00:18:26What do you need to do?
00:18:39Where's the foul, ref?
00:18:41Come on!
00:18:42Foul, come on, man!
00:18:43Where's the foul, ref?
00:18:48They can't beat us, so they're playing dirty.
00:18:55Foul, ref, come on!
00:19:09They're scared.
00:19:10Don't back down.
00:19:11Don't tell me what to do, old man.
00:19:18Stitches on Mars!
00:19:25Focus up.
00:19:26Behind the line.
00:19:33Ah!
00:19:34Get!
00:19:50You're blind, ref.
00:19:53Red, number 15.
00:19:55Foul.
00:19:59I can't go down.
00:20:00Not like this.
00:20:01It'll be okay.
00:20:02It'll be okay, sir.
00:20:03This is a real blow for the Lightning.
00:20:05Unless Mars Davis makes a miraculous recovery, there's no way that they can come back from this.
00:20:11I told you, they would dominate this team of washed up losers.
00:20:20We're all out of subs.
00:20:21You're a last chance to win us.
00:20:23We have to forfeit.
00:20:28Wait.
00:20:29You've got your Hail Mary right here.
00:20:32I already drew up a player contract, just in case.
00:20:35Your team needs you on the court, coach.
00:20:39You want me to play?
00:20:40You shoot with the best accuracy I've ever seen.
00:20:44And between you and me, I want the lighting to take those asshole 99ers down.
00:20:49You can save us.
00:20:50And win it all.
00:20:54There's no way that this out of shape excuse for a coach can bring them back from an eight-point
00:20:59deficit in 15 seconds.
00:21:01It's impossible.
00:21:03Go out there, coach.
00:21:04And I'll knock you down so hard, you know, you back up.
00:21:09If we lose, it's all over.
00:21:12The team.
00:21:13My career.
00:21:23If everyone finds out who I am, will I put my son in danger too?
00:21:28I'm sorry, I can't get back on the court.
00:21:32I knew you're just a useless deadbeat.
00:21:34All you ever do is quit.
00:21:37I can't lose my son again.
00:21:46Just team night lighting has no choice.
00:21:51Wait.
00:21:53Give me a jersey.
00:21:55I'll play.
00:21:57Can't wait for this greasy dick shit to fall flat on his face.
00:22:02Wait a minute.
00:22:02Is that the coach wearing a player's jersey?
00:22:05Is he gonna play?
00:22:09The coach is warming up now.
00:22:14I'm back.
00:22:17The sniper finally shoots again.
00:22:20Damn, that coach cleaned up good.
00:22:22He reminds me of one of those old school league legends.
00:22:25The less he's got the skills to match, the Lightning can kiss their careers goodbye.
00:22:29They've only got 15 seconds left to make an impossible comeback.
00:22:32There's no way he can pull this off.
00:22:36You know, when you lose, it'll actually be nice.
00:22:38I'll come by the restaurant.
00:22:39You can both put the fries in my bag.
00:22:42That old guy's not making it through our defense.
00:22:46What is he doing?
00:22:48He's running the wrong way down the court.
00:22:51What the hell's he doing?
00:22:53That loser's blowing the game.
00:22:55What are you drunk, old man, or just lost?
00:22:58Is he trying to score?
00:22:59That's impossible.
00:23:01Nobody could score from the backcourt.
00:23:18No one's made a full court shot since the sniper.
00:23:22Who is this guy?
00:23:46Who is this guy?
00:23:48What the hell?
00:23:50How did he score from 94 fucking feet?
00:23:54No one's made a full court shot since the sniper.
00:23:56Who is this guy?
00:23:58That's a record breaking shot.
00:24:00I haven't seen style like that in 20 years.
00:24:03The Lightning's still down by 5 with only 10 seconds left on the clock.
00:24:07Back it up, geezer.
00:24:08Try that again, you're gonna throw out your back.
00:24:10You still need a miracle to win.
00:24:13Coach, where'd you get those mad skills?
00:24:15We might have a chance.
00:24:16Gibbs on over, full court press.
00:24:18Got it.
00:24:21Give it up, old man.
00:24:23It's too late.
00:24:24You sure about that?
00:24:25When we win, I'm gonna need you to apologize to my son for your foul play.
00:24:29When you lose, you and your chocomest son are gonna leave this league,
00:24:33and you can go back to what you're actually good at.
00:24:36Flipping burgers.
00:24:37You're on.
00:24:44How are you supposed to win?
00:24:46You can't hold onto the ball.
00:24:46This old man is too good.
00:24:52For God's sake, someone stop him!
00:24:55Seven seconds on the clock and only one basket away from tying the game.
00:24:58If Coach can pull off this shot, he'll go down in league history.
00:25:07Run down the clock!
00:25:22Are we about to witness a miracle?
00:25:24With three seconds left, the game is tied. One more basket and Coach Combo makes history.
00:25:30There's only three seconds left. Can you really do this?
00:25:36Lightning on three.
00:25:39One, two, three!
00:25:40Lightning!
00:25:43This one's for you, son.
00:25:51This assistant coach took the worst team in the UBA to the playoffs.
00:25:56And now he's on the court, dominating guys half his age.
00:26:00He came out of nowhere, but he looked so familiar.
00:26:08He'll all be worth it when you win and Murray gets us paid.
00:26:29Let's go.
00:26:31Whatever it takes.
00:26:32You said that your eye for talent was unmatched, Murray.
00:26:37How did he get past you?
00:26:40I don't know.
00:26:41Scoring in three seconds, it's impossible.
00:26:45If we lose, we'll be the joke of the lead.
00:26:48Then triple fucking team him!
00:26:52Triple team won't work on me.
00:27:09Oh, my God. He has the ball.
00:27:14That's a foul!
00:27:18Oh, my God. He has the ball.
00:27:23That's a foul!
00:27:28That's a foul!
00:27:28See? I told you we'd choke.
00:27:30I don't choke.
00:27:31Let me remind you of who I really am.
00:27:34Oh, my God. That's the sniper's signature move!
00:27:36It's the kill shot!
00:27:41I don't choke.
00:27:42Let me remind you of who I really am.
00:27:45Oh, my God. That's the sniper's signature move!
00:27:47It's the kill shot!
00:27:53Oh, my God!
00:28:13Wow.
00:28:20Could it be the sniper, the missing god of balls?
00:28:32That was the sniper's signature move.
00:28:36No one has been able to do that since he dominated the court.
00:28:42He's done it! Coach Carmobile and the Lightning go to the finals!
00:28:50This man just made history.
00:28:55That geriatric joke stole our spot in the finals.
00:28:59Congratulations on a hell of a final season, Coach Rush.
00:29:02Coach, you're retiring?
00:29:05I just needed to find my successor.
00:29:10When I first saw you come into practice with your drive-through get-ups,
00:29:14I had no idea you were the legend.
00:29:16All of our success, thanks to you.
00:29:19I only played 15 seconds this season.
00:29:21You all won this game.
00:29:23This guy right here, Mars, 59 points.
00:29:30My 10 points would mean nothing without that.
00:29:35Good game, guys.
00:29:36We'll take that apology now.
00:29:38I'm not apologizing for shit.
00:29:42You got the win.
00:29:44All for you, son.
00:29:46Why'd you learn to play like that?
00:29:47It's almost like you're possessed by the sniper or something.
00:29:50I thought the same thing.
00:29:52Your styles are almost identical.
00:29:57Are you him?
00:30:00Are you him?
00:30:06Sniper died a long time ago.
00:30:19How could he turn it around like that?
00:30:22Could he really be the sniper?
00:30:23No way.
00:30:25The sniper left the league decades ago.
00:30:27And he's never coming back.
00:30:30Well, she'd make it look like an accident.
00:30:32The sniper will never steal another trophy from me again.
00:30:37I made sure of that myself.
00:30:41Then if you lose in the finals to some burger-slinging deadbeat,
00:30:47your career in the league is over.
00:30:50You want to threaten me?
00:30:53I'm a champion.
00:30:55The league's best coach.
00:30:58Wow.
00:31:00Then prove it.
00:31:02Get the finals win or clean out your office.
00:31:07What was that you said about the lightning not making the finals?
00:31:11You got lucky.
00:31:13Being a raging alcoholic and his greasy bandits
00:31:16aren't going to beat the scorpion.
00:31:19We'll see you on the court, Murray.
00:31:23I'll do whatever it takes to make sure that finals trophy is mine.
00:31:32My God, he did it.
00:31:33Now let's pull off a win like that since the sniper.
00:31:37Could it be?
00:31:38No.
00:31:39That guy dropped off the face here 20 years ago.
00:31:42Congratulations, Team Landon!
00:31:51Front and center, coach.
00:31:52We wouldn't be here without you.
00:31:53Max, you're the best coach I've ever had.
00:32:01That's why I want you to be our new head coach.
00:32:05Coach, you're the head coach.
00:32:07I've been trying to retire for years now.
00:32:09I just wanted to make sure the team would survive without me.
00:32:13What do you say?
00:32:16I'm honored, coach, but I'm not the only leader on the team.
00:32:19What do you think, Morris?
00:32:21Mind if your dad sticks around for a little while?
00:32:24What do you think, Morris?
00:32:26Mind if your dad sticks around for a little while?
00:32:28You helped win us one big playoff game combo meal, but if you can get us that trophy, then maybe
00:32:35I'll call you coach.
00:32:36After my wife was murdered, I thought I was done with basketball forever.
00:32:40I never expected it could bring me back to my son.
00:32:43Coach Rush, I'd be honored to accept your offer.
00:32:49I am not letting this fast food fraud get his greasy paws on my trophy.
00:33:08All right, everyone. Lightning on three.
00:33:11One, two, three.
00:33:14Not so fast.
00:33:21He assaulted my player.
00:33:24Challenging the call.
00:33:27Assaulted?
00:33:28You need to get your eyes checked.
00:33:30You elbowed him in the chest, and he collapsed.
00:33:32It should have been a flagrant foul.
00:33:33It's a fair play. I had nothing to do with this.
00:33:36Bullshit!
00:33:37You knew that you couldn't compete with my number one draft pick.
00:33:40So while everyone was distracted with your unsportsmanlike flopping, you pushed him.
00:33:44You and your desperate son just wanted to ruin my career.
00:33:50You bitter old fuck!
00:33:54You just won't know real talent when you see it.
00:33:57Clearly, you don't know when to hang it up and let the next generation have their turn.
00:34:01You are a washed-up alcoholic cheating your way to the finals.
00:34:05This team earned their position here.
00:34:07It's not our fault that you're afraid to face us in the finals.
00:34:10We should be playing in the finals game.
00:34:12You're just lucky that we're not going to press charges.
00:34:15My advice, go back to flipping burgers before you hurt someone else.
00:34:19Not a chance.
00:34:20What would you expect from a washed-up alcoholic who steals the spotlight from his own son?
00:34:26The 99ers deserve a ticket to the finals, unlike your entitled assistant coach.
00:34:32Hey, that's head coach.
00:34:34Maybe that was a mistake.
00:34:39I mean, clearly he's not here for the team.
00:34:42He's just here for himself.
00:34:43I mean, you took my spot in the game.
00:34:45What, to prove that you're just some legendary baller?
00:34:48You haven't been sober my whole life.
00:34:49How can any of us trust you?
00:34:51My son still sees me as an absent alcoholic dad.
00:34:56Your son's right.
00:34:57I collapsed on court.
00:34:59He's an addict.
00:35:01Feels like he drugged me.
00:35:02You all saw the play.
00:35:03He didn't touch you.
00:35:05I've seen coach drink since he joined the Lightning.
00:35:07You know, you can all look down on me and my team.
00:35:09That's fine.
00:35:10But you can't deny the word of the commissioner.
00:35:18Congrats on the new job, Mr. Commissioner.
00:35:21What a marvelous win, old friend.
00:35:23You know, I cannot believe you found that guy at a Zippy Burger drive-thru.
00:35:28You know, I bet he'd give the sniper a run for his money.
00:35:30Unless you're about to tell me that he is the sniper.
00:35:34Marcel made me promise to keep his true identity a secret.
00:35:36Everyone will find out when the time is right.
00:35:39Well, perhaps wishful thinking.
00:35:40Now that I'm commissioner, I get to choose the next basketball hall of fame inductee.
00:35:45If the lost god of ball has been found, it has to be him.
00:35:50Hold on, Mr. Scrooge.
00:35:53We need the commissioner down here, stat.
00:35:56I want him to look these clowns in the eyes and tell them that the Lightning made it to the
00:35:59final fair and square.
00:36:01Mr. Commissioner, we need you on the court.
00:36:03Let's go.
00:36:07And I don't play dirty.
00:36:09For accusing me, I take a look in the mirror.
00:36:13Don't be so naive.
00:36:15Addicts are pathological liars.
00:36:17Okay, he's fooled everyone.
00:36:18I bet that wasn't even the commissioner on the phone.
00:36:21Coach would never betray us like that.
00:36:24But the man I know had no problem dropping his family for the bottle.
00:36:28Yo, did Coach really do that?
00:36:30I don't know.
00:36:31He's got mad skills.
00:36:34Has he been high this whole time?
00:36:38Clearly, this conniving junkie is dangerous.
00:36:43Stop!
00:36:52This is the most pathetic attempt at gaslighting I've ever witnessed.
00:36:55We all saw the play in super slow-mo.
00:36:58It was fair.
00:36:58So you think because you push papers and throw cash at washed up has-beens that you actually know bald?
00:37:07What the hell gives a woman like you the right to call a fair player?
00:37:12Don't take the bait.
00:37:13Can't argue with someone who believes their own bullshit.
00:37:15Then maybe he should focus on the facts.
00:37:17Like how his team's reversals fell 30% this season.
00:37:22Congratulations, Coach.
00:37:25That ticket to the final should be mine.
00:37:42The Lightning won fair and square.
00:37:44Go home before I have you blacklisted from the league.
00:37:47Who the hell are you?
00:37:51Who the hell are you?
00:37:53That's the Lightning GM.
00:37:54He used to be coach of that whack-ass Eagles team that got cut from the league.
00:37:59Isn't that right?
00:38:00You don't have the authority to kick me out.
00:38:06What's this?
00:38:07Hank Santini, coach of the losing team.
00:38:10Are these your performance enhancing drugs?
00:38:19I only answer to the league commissioner.
00:38:22I don't waste my breath arguing with losers.
00:38:26Mars and his coach worked miracles tonight.
00:38:28You don't deserve to step anywhere near that finals court.
00:38:33I'm the head coach of the top league franchise.
00:38:37You're just an old bag of bones who can't coach for shit.
00:38:41You should get yourself an apron and join him at the drive-thru.
00:38:47Boss, are you okay?
00:38:49Boss?
00:38:49Yes.
00:38:52Allow me to introduce you to Roderick Gould, the new league commissioner.
00:39:03Roderick Gould?
00:39:05Hey, this was just a big misunderstanding.
00:39:08Mr. Commissioner, I'm sorry. I have a concussion.
00:39:10You almost cost my son his chance at the finals.
00:39:14Both of you are a disgrace to our entire organization.
00:39:18You're blacklisted from the league.
00:39:20Mr. Gould, please look.
00:39:22Look, basketball.
00:39:23It's my life.
00:39:24Please, I will do anything.
00:39:26Save it.
00:39:27Get the fuck out of here before I call security.
00:39:30Go.
00:39:38I'm sorry I dabbed you.
00:39:39I don't blame you.
00:39:42I'm just not that guy anymore.
00:39:44How can I not tell you can ball like that?
00:39:47His face is so familiar.
00:39:50Team Lightning, I have never seen such a miraculous comeback in all my time with the league.
00:39:55Especially not by an assistant coach.
00:39:57You mean head coach.
00:40:01Congratulations, you're going to the finals.
00:40:07You're going to the finals.
00:40:14You deserve it, son.
00:40:19Wrong.
00:40:20You saved the team that was almost sold for parts, man.
00:40:23Couldn't have done it without our star point guard.
00:40:30Means a lot.
00:40:35Mars, you remind me of the sniper when he was first coming up.
00:40:38Yeah?
00:40:40Thank you so much, sir.
00:40:41I mean, he's kind of my hero.
00:40:44He still doesn't know I'm the sniper.
00:40:46Would he believe me now?
00:40:48Would he understand why I left it all behind?
00:40:50Speaking of the sniper, your style on court looks almost identical to his.
00:40:55Did you train with him or something?
00:40:59I got to meet the press, but I'll see you all at the finals.
00:41:03Excuse me.
00:41:04Let's take that trophy home, boys!
00:41:06Yeah!
00:41:09Sorry, Sap and his son are not taking my trophy.
00:41:14It's a history-making day here at the league finals with the Lightning facing off against the Scorpions.
00:41:19Team Lightning is the underdog, but with rising star Mars Davis and their wildcard coach, anything could happen.
00:41:26The Scorpions have championship coach Tyler Murray and his comeback king Cole Duncan.
00:41:33It'll take a miracle for them to win this.
00:41:35Where the hell is Mars?
00:41:37We barely made it through the playoffs.
00:41:39And the Scorpions, they body every single team they play.
00:41:43We need our star point guard.
00:41:47Have we heard from him yet?
00:41:51You got this team to the final, but if Mars is M.I.A., they can be humiliated on that
00:41:58court.
00:41:59The Scorpions will do anything they can to tear us down.
00:42:02We won't let them win.
00:42:04You sure about that?
00:42:08You and your jacked up team of amateurs, no match for us.
00:42:12Alright, the only hope you have is Mars.
00:42:16But, uh, where's he at?
00:42:19Does he know the game starts something out?
00:42:21Hope he turns up.
00:42:23Otherwise, you may as well forward it.
00:42:35Come meet me on the 17th floor in 10 minutes.
00:42:38You're gonna come alone and you'll tell no one.
00:42:40Otherwise, you're never gonna see your son again.
00:42:46Take care of our son.
00:42:50I'm supposed to keep him safe.
00:42:54The game starts in an hour.
00:42:55You can't leave now.
00:42:56Mars doesn't show who's gonna stop him.
00:42:58You figure it out.
00:42:58I have to find him.
00:43:00Let him go.
00:43:01It's his son.
00:43:05He'll come back.
00:43:18Welcome back, Mr. Davis.
00:43:19What the fuck, man?
00:43:22Let me go!
00:43:23Well, I can't do that.
00:43:25You're my leverage in this deal.
00:43:27Now, your dipshit daddy's got a shot clock that's ticking down.
00:43:30I wanna see if he's gonna pick you or his basketball career.
00:43:33What do you think?
00:43:38What do you think?
00:43:39Dad!
00:43:41You actually showed up.
00:43:43You picked your son over your own career.
00:43:47Father of the year!
00:43:49Tyler, your problems are with me, not my son.
00:43:51You're damn right they are!
00:43:53I was born to be a winner.
00:43:56A winner!
00:43:57They have money and power and respect.
00:44:01I didn't claw my way to the finals.
00:44:03Just to have some loser who was fetching fries last week steal it from me!
00:44:08Cut him loose and we can talk about this.
00:44:14You want to talk?
00:44:15There is nothing to talk about.
00:44:17The stunt in the playoffs cost me a lot of money.
00:44:20And it almost exposes a very delicate operation.
00:44:25So you're gonna throw the game today.
00:44:27I'm gonna be champion.
00:44:29Or what?
00:44:30So glad you asked.
00:44:33Or...
00:44:34Your son is gonna suffer!
00:44:40Fine. We'll throw the game.
00:44:43What?
00:44:45Let me just untie him.
00:44:47You think I'm stupid?
00:44:49I'm just gonna take your word?
00:44:51No.
00:44:52No.
00:44:53I had my lawyers draft up.
00:44:54A nice little admission of guilt here.
00:44:57It says, I, the head coach of the Lightning, admit to illegally rigging games for profit, including the 2026 finals.
00:45:07Yadda yadda yadda.
00:45:08Blah blah blah.
00:45:09Sign this.
00:45:11Throw the game.
00:45:12And no one will ever find out about our little deal.
00:45:15This motherfucker's scared shitless!
00:45:18Don't sign anything!
00:45:27Your son has no manners.
00:45:30I guess that's what he gets when his daddy's an absent alcoholic.
00:45:36Now you're gonna sign the contract or I'm gonna break his legs.
00:45:39Don't fucking touch him.
00:45:42Alright, you have five seconds.
00:45:45Oh, I'm gonna break him.
00:45:47He's bluffing. Don't listen to him.
00:45:49Five.
00:45:51Four.
00:45:52Don't!
00:45:52Three.
00:45:53Get lifts like this.
00:45:54Two.
00:45:56One.
00:46:01Five.
00:46:04Four.
00:46:05Don't!
00:46:06Three.
00:46:06Get lifts like this.
00:46:07Two.
00:46:09One.
00:46:14I'll sign the fucking contract!
00:46:22That's a good choice.
00:46:23I mean, you signed the death wish for Team Lightning.
00:46:27You saved your son's legs.
00:46:29And murdered his career.
00:46:32But like I said, father of the year.
00:46:37Now, while I have you here, one more thing.
00:46:39I'm just gonna need you to admit to what you just did.
00:46:41I need a little bit of extra insurance.
00:46:43I'm not gonna confess to rigging games for profit.
00:46:46I signed the contract.
00:46:47That was the agreement.
00:46:49Eh, I'll splice something together.
00:46:50It's fine.
00:46:52This is blackmail.
00:46:53You won't get away with it.
00:46:58Watch me.
00:47:01Let's go, boys.
00:47:14Where the fuck would you agree to that?
00:47:16What did you want me to do?
00:47:17Let him break your legs?
00:47:18You'd never play ball again.
00:47:20No!
00:47:21I wanted you to fight for me!
00:47:24Our team!
00:47:25You bent the knee and gave up when it got hard.
00:47:27Just like you always do.
00:47:29I gave up my career!
00:47:31For you!
00:47:32Don't you get it?
00:47:33If you go down, I go down with you!
00:47:37I knew I should have sent your ass packing when I had the chance.
00:47:41I knew I couldn't count on you.
00:47:44Mars.
00:47:47Mars is right.
00:47:49If those bastards take the championship, then everything he worked for goes up in flames.
00:47:54The last time I won the finals, I lost everything.
00:48:14But I won't let that happen to my son.
00:48:16I won't let them win.
00:48:19But I can make them think that they're going to.
00:48:23Marcel, thank God!
00:48:25Are you and Mars?
00:48:25No, we're fine.
00:48:26I need a favor.
00:48:28We're on the street.
00:48:28It's Coach Murray.
00:48:29He's rigging games for profit.
00:48:34Welcome back to the 2026 UBA Finals!
00:48:40Tonight, we have the Lightning playing against the Scorpions.
00:48:46This is the biggest rival in UBA history!
00:49:07The Lightning and the Scorpion haven't met in the finals since 2006.
00:49:12Tyler Murray himself played in that game, but he fell to the Sniper.
00:49:24Wait a minute.
00:49:25Coach Combo Meal is here?
00:49:32Coach Combo Meal is back on the court.
00:49:35You'd never know he was slinging burgers three months ago.
00:49:37I bet he couldn't pass up the chance to join his son Mars on the court.
00:49:42They'll go down in history as the first father-son duo to play together in a finals game.
00:49:47You showed up.
00:49:48You're just putting yourself in the game to make sure we lose.
00:49:52Actually, I'm pretty surprised you suited up.
00:49:54Because you and I both know how this ends.
00:49:57That's what he thinks.
00:49:59What can I say?
00:50:00I couldn't resist one more shot on the court.
00:50:02Yeah, of course he couldn't.
00:50:06This team is already imploding.
00:50:08Getting this championship trophy will be a walk in the park.
00:50:11Well, gentlemen, I'd say good luck, but I just don't care.
00:50:16Scorpions, let's go.
00:50:24I'm on your side.
00:50:26Don't hold back out there.
00:50:31Don't hold back out there.
00:50:37I'm done listening to you.
00:50:51Son, right here.
00:50:52Mars!
00:51:03Guess what I was gonna do is your dad.
00:51:09God!
00:51:28Cool Duncan is on fire!
00:51:31The Scorpions are dominating!
00:51:33The Lightning better step it up!
00:51:35The Lightning better step it up!
00:51:39Hey, hey!
00:51:41Go!
00:51:41Go!
00:51:44Dude!
00:51:45What are you doing?
00:51:46Bro, why are you playing like you're alone?
00:51:49Just get back on defense.
00:52:05Half-time!
00:52:11Half-time right now, the Lightning's down by 12 points.
00:52:15Will they make a comeback in the next half?
00:52:18This is embarrassing.
00:52:21I can't believe I have to throw the biggest game of my career.
00:52:24I'm supposed to be the leader, but I'm just letting everyone else down.
00:52:28If no one else can step up, then we're doomed.
00:52:35Guys, this game is not over.
00:52:37We just need to reset, play as a team, and we can still win this.
00:52:41You're such a hypocrite.
00:52:43You're one to talk, ball hog.
00:52:45You're not passing the ball, bruh.
00:52:47If we lose, it's your fault.
00:52:50That's what you think, huh?
00:52:52All this?
00:52:53It's all his fault.
00:52:56It's all his fault.
00:52:58Coach hasn't been able to touch the ball because you refused to let it go.
00:53:02How is this his fault?
00:53:03You're fucking selfish.
00:53:05Selfish?
00:53:05Get the fuck off of me!
00:53:07Enough!
00:53:09Enough!
00:53:11It's the finals.
00:53:12If you want to embarrass yourself, go home!
00:53:14You go home!
00:53:17Everyone out.
00:53:25Why'd you have to sign that goddamn contract?
00:53:27You fucked us!
00:53:28The contract is bullshit, Morris.
00:53:30I'm stringing them along.
00:53:32Robin is handling it.
00:53:33They're not going to win this.
00:53:35You're lying.
00:53:36You think I put this jersey on to fuck up your game?
00:53:39I'm here to make sure that nothing and no one gets in your way.
00:53:42Bullshit.
00:53:43He'll just let me down again.
00:53:44Morris, listen to me.
00:53:46When your mother was killed, I swore off basketball.
00:53:49And I was lost.
00:53:51But now I'm back.
00:53:52But I'm not back for me.
00:53:54I'm back for you.
00:53:56Now let's go out on that court, together,
00:53:59and destroy these motherfuckers.
00:54:04Welcome back from halftime.
00:54:06The Scorpions are dominating the game in the first half.
00:54:10Morris.
00:54:12God damn it!
00:54:15God!
00:54:19That's your star player.
00:54:21When you lose tonight, the lightning will be gone for good.
00:54:25I'll draft him.
00:54:26Just to keep the Scorpions bench warm.
00:54:30Mars is a goat in the making.
00:54:32He's about to be rookie of the year.
00:54:34Come on, boys.
00:54:35Let's go lightning!
00:54:37Come on.
00:54:38Spirit.
00:54:41I'm guessing I was stupid as we thought.
00:54:47Dude!
00:54:48What the fuck?
00:54:49Don't sneak him out of the game.
00:54:50He's trying to lose.
00:54:58We can still win this, but you have to trust me.
00:55:02If we play together, they can't beat us.
00:55:04Mars, you've got everything you need right here.
00:55:07Let's go out there and win this for the team.
00:55:14For the team.
00:55:17Okay.
00:55:26Whoa, whoa!
00:55:27Where's that?
00:55:57Mars Davies just executed the snipers' kill shot dunk.
00:56:02Woo!
00:56:04Mars Davies just executed the snipers' kill shot dunk.
00:56:04It's the end of the third quarter. Lightning is only down by two points now.
00:56:10Will my dad be him? The sniper.
00:56:13So these assholes want to die.
00:56:20You will lose this game or you and your son will commit career suicide.
00:56:24I'm not scared of you.
00:56:28Move!
00:56:29It's the beginning of the fourth quarter. The Lightning are down by two.
00:56:33Will they make their comeback?
00:56:41Coach, you're a legend!
00:56:44If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.
00:57:13What a comeback! With father and son working as a team, they might have a chance.
00:57:19The Lightning are up by one. Can they keep the comeback?
00:57:24Whoa, hold on. Is that Tyler Murray?
00:57:29Is this 2006? All we're missing is the God of Ball himself.
00:57:39If you're not going to lose, I'll just have to be fair and square.
00:57:43The performance enhancing drug I develop doesn't show up on any normal tests.
00:57:47Team Lightning won't know what hit them.
00:57:49Show me what you got.
00:57:50Coach, be prepared to lose.
00:57:52It's been at least a decade since Tyler Murray played in a professional game.
00:57:57Then why does he seem so confident?
00:57:59Shovel up, boys!
00:58:01We're not leaving here without a trophy.
00:58:02Full core press! Let's go, Lightning!
00:58:05You know Mars could be the GOAT if you train with a better coach.
00:58:08Yeah, but it'll never be you.
00:58:09You can't control him.
00:58:11But I can.
00:58:20That's a foul, ref!
00:58:23You okay?
00:58:24When did he get so good?
00:58:27Here, come on.
00:58:29They're neck and neck. Only two minutes left.
00:58:32Team Lightning is running out of time.
00:58:47Go, go, go!
00:58:48Come on, come on, we have to win!
00:58:49These losers can't beat us!
00:58:52We win at any cost!
00:58:53You get him!
00:58:57Where are you gonna go now, dipshit?
00:58:58What?
00:59:00What?!
00:59:27What?!
00:59:36Nobody's pulled that off since the guy who invented it.
00:59:42Game over.
00:59:43Unbelievable!
00:59:45What a comeback play from the Lightning.
00:59:47They just won the 2006 UBA championship.
01:00:08You did it!
01:00:09We did it.
01:00:10You're going to regret this.
01:00:12You have no idea what you've done!
01:00:14I don't think so, coach.
01:00:15I know exactly what I've done, and I know what you've done, too.
01:00:19This is far from over.
01:00:22Let's go.
01:00:26Yeah, boys!
01:00:35I knew you'd pull it off, man!
01:00:38No one's going to sell a winning team.
01:00:40Congratulations.
01:00:43If anybody was going to save the Lightning from extinction, I knew it was going to be you,
01:00:47Marce.
01:00:47It'd be Marce, the new face of the league.
01:00:53Congratulations, coach.
01:00:55Don't tell anybody, but I was rooting for you.
01:00:59And, uh, I came across this old basketball card.
01:01:08Where'd you get this?
01:01:09Is my dad really the sniper?
01:01:21Now for the presentation of the Larry O'Brien Championship Trophy and the Michael Jordan MVP.
01:01:28Here is UVA Commissioner Roderick Gould.
01:01:32Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
01:01:34These finals have showcased the battle for greatness with more talent on one court than we have ever seen before.
01:01:41But one incredible team prevailed.
01:01:45Congratulations, Team Lightning.
01:01:47You are the 2026 League Champions.
01:01:55We're not done yet.
01:01:57For MVP, this rookie grew into a star right before our eyes.
01:02:04Congratulations, Marce Davis.
01:02:06Yeah!
01:02:09Yeah!
01:02:15Quick reflexes, coach.
01:02:17I'd love to know what else you could do with those hands.
01:02:19Maybe I'll show you something.
01:02:35Thanks for getting me home safe.
01:02:44If it isn't obvious, I like you, Marcel.
01:02:48Are you sure that's not the champagne talking?
01:02:52Why don't you come find out?
01:03:03Close your eyes.
01:03:34You can open your eyes now.
01:03:39Damn.
01:03:40Damn.
01:03:52I want you to take me here against this window.
01:03:58Show me your full court press, coach.
01:04:13You've got potential, rookie.
01:04:16Now we just need to work on your long game.
01:04:31Wrong time, bro.
01:04:32You better get a new suit.
01:04:33You're getting inducted into the Basketball Hall of Fame tomorrow.
01:04:38Marce, I didn't join the league for glory.
01:04:40I'm just a man trying to make amends with his son.
01:04:42Well, you're also a legend who single-handedly led a dying team to a championship.
01:04:48I've invited Marce and your sister-in-law, too.
01:04:51They deserve to see who you really are and how far you've come.
01:04:55Fine.
01:04:56Make sure their commissioner invites Coach Murray.
01:05:00And Cole, too.
01:05:01You sure about that?
01:05:04Yeah.
01:05:06I've got a plan.
01:05:13You look happy.
01:05:18And it's about to get even better.
01:05:20I got two tickets to the Basketball Hall of Fame gala tomorrow night.
01:05:26Any chance you'd want to be my date?
01:05:29She has no idea it's me who's being inducted.
01:05:33I'd love to.
01:05:44Gentlemen.
01:05:51Well, well, well.
01:05:53What do we have here?
01:05:59Silver VIP tickets to the Basketball Hall of Fame ceremony.
01:06:04These clowns have no idea what the sniper has planned for them.
01:06:10Now, correct me if I'm wrong, Commissioner, but the silver tickets, they're exclusive for Hall of Fame inductees, correct?
01:06:17There is something that ranks higher, and that is the gold commemorative ring which is presented to the inductee.
01:06:26But between you and me, we won't be revealing the guest of honor until the night of...
01:06:30Well, you know what?
01:06:31I'm just really happy you finally came to your senses.
01:06:34Recognize me as the UBA's true goat.
01:06:37Cole.
01:06:39It's time to start working on my speech.
01:06:44And once I get on stage, I'll expose Coach Combo Meal for the game-rigging alcoholic he really is.
01:06:50And glory will be mine.
01:07:03I'll see you and Robin.
01:07:07What about?
01:07:09She asked me to be her date to the Hall of Fame soon.
01:07:14Damn.
01:07:16I only give out 20 of these.
01:07:18But you won't be needing that.
01:07:21Because I got this.
01:07:26And there's only one of them.
01:07:44I heard the league spent more money on this year's Hall of Fame ceremony than ever before.
01:07:49And no one knows who's actually been inducted.
01:07:52Whoever it is, he's a huge deal.
01:07:54My husband is on the board of directors, and even he had to fight to get us these general admission
01:08:00tickets.
01:08:06There's Tyler Marie, the famed head coach of the Scorpions, and his superstar, Cole Duncan.
01:08:11They've got silver VIP tickets.
01:08:14Could one of them be the inductee?
01:08:16Maybe.
01:08:16I don't know, but the true inductee will have a gold and silver ring and grape with his name.
01:08:29Cheers.
01:08:30Cheers.
01:08:39How the fuck did you get in here?
01:08:43I could ask you the same thing.
01:08:45This man is about to be criminally investigated for rigging games for profit this season.
01:08:54Yeah, this criminal shouldn't be allowed in here.
01:08:58Are you sure you're not the criminals?
01:09:02Criminals.
01:09:03We are silver VIP ticket guests of the commissioner himself.
01:09:08Thanks to me.
01:09:10Congratulations.
01:09:11Hey, there's only two of these silver VIP tickets, which means one of us is getting inducted tonight.
01:09:19Are you sure about that?
01:09:21We're the best in the fucking game.
01:09:23You're just a pathetic nobody.
01:09:25What do you know?
01:09:28Listen, you've had your fun playing pretend with the big boys in the league, but now it's time to go
01:09:34back to flipping burgers for minimum wage.
01:09:36Because you have no right to be here.
01:09:43Actually, I do.
01:09:51Wow, a bronze VIP ticket?
01:09:53Not as exclusive as silver, but he must be someone important.
01:09:59I'm sorry, did you forge a ticket just to crash the event?
01:10:05Security.
01:10:07This criminal is using a counterfeit ticket to sneak in here.
01:10:11Take a look.
01:10:12Judge for yourself.
01:10:21This ticket's legit.
01:10:26I told you.
01:10:27Robin invited me as her date.
01:10:31Yeah, I've seen you oogling over the league, CFO Robin Sharp.
01:10:35What did you seduce her with some witchcraft to get that extra ticket?
01:10:38Not cool, bro.
01:10:39Marcel, are you drunkenly harassing women in the workplace?
01:10:42You are pitiful.
01:10:44Just riding everyone's coattails around you, hmm?
01:10:46It's quite despicable.
01:10:52No, you're despicable.
01:11:03Tyler Murray.
01:11:04How dare you question my date's right to be here?
01:11:09A date?
01:11:11Oh, no.
01:11:12Don't tell me you find this alcoholic loser attractive.
01:11:15I find him incredibly sexy.
01:11:17Can't keep my hands off him.
01:11:20Oh.
01:11:23You know, you could have had a real man with real money, real power.
01:11:27But instead, you chose a washed-up nobody that Team Lightning found working at a drive-thru.
01:11:33It can make sense, coach.
01:11:35Wow.
01:11:35You must have a really big.
01:11:39Actually, what makes more sense is this frigid spinster couldn't find a date for the event.
01:11:44So she paid this broke-ass loser so she wouldn't feel so lonely.
01:11:48So sad.
01:11:50You know, the Basketball Hall of Fame induction is a high-profile event.
01:11:56There's no place for a lowly escort.
01:12:02Don't touch her again.
01:12:06Coach won the final, which you lost.
01:12:11He's a total catch.
01:12:12Oh, my God.
01:12:13How can the CFO be so stupid?
01:12:16He was working at a drive-thru three months ago.
01:12:18Oh, you're telling me that when you pull up to get your nuggets and you see this greasy old man,
01:12:22you're going to give him your number?
01:12:24Oh, he has you fooled, too, doesn't he?
01:12:26I bet you didn't even think to ask.
01:12:29How does a bum like this working a drive-thru on the verge of homelessness
01:12:33get a job as a coach in the league?
01:12:36He's here now.
01:12:37That's irrelevant.
01:12:38Is it?
01:12:38Because the only logical explanation I can think of
01:12:41is that he has some dirt on the lightning jam Omari Gibbs
01:12:44and he's using it as blackmail for the job.
01:12:50How did you get the job?
01:12:53How did you get the job?
01:13:00Omari and I played on the lightning together 20 years ago.
01:13:03What?
01:13:04You were in the league 20 years ago?
01:13:07No way.
01:13:08That's when I played and I would remember an ugly face like yours.
01:13:11So you're still lying.
01:13:1320 years ago, I was at the top of my game
01:13:15when my wife was murdered and I was left with my infant son.
01:13:19The sniper will never steal another trophy from me again.
01:13:25No way.
01:13:26That was his wife?
01:13:28I started drinking.
01:13:29I lost myself in the grief and the guilt.
01:13:32So I walked away from my son
01:13:33because I didn't want the terrible thing to happen to my wife to happen to him.
01:13:38So I changed my name and got a job at Sippy Burger.
01:13:40That's where I ran into Omari.
01:13:45What, now you're stealing the sniper's sob story?
01:13:48I bet he killed his wife
01:13:50and that's why his son got taken away
01:13:52and that's how you end up in a drive-thru.
01:13:59What the fuck?
01:14:08He had nothing to do with my mom's death.
01:14:13That's his son.
01:14:15The 2026 MVP, Mars Davis.
01:14:18He is a goat in the making.
01:14:20We've had our differences
01:14:21but you are in no way responsible for my sister's death.
01:14:25Grace,
01:14:27I'm sorry, I should have called.
01:14:30Mars tells me
01:14:31you've been too busy winning championships.
01:14:38I hate to interrupt this precious family moment
01:14:40but this doesn't disprove
01:14:42you killed your wife.
01:14:46Talk about my wife one more time.
01:14:48You see?
01:14:48This man is dangerous.
01:14:50Alright, your disgraceful father
01:14:52should be in a cell.
01:14:53Not at the biggest basketball event of the year.
01:14:55And after I'm inducted into the Hall of Fame
01:14:58I'll make sure you never touch a basketball again.
01:15:03You can't do that.
01:15:05Yes, he can.
01:15:09You can't do that.
01:15:10Yes, he can.
01:15:14That's Ben Billings,
01:15:15the owner of the most successful franchise in history,
01:15:19the Scorpions.
01:15:20I wouldn't fuck with him.
01:15:21They're done for.
01:15:22Tyler Murray is one of the most powerful men in this room
01:15:25and with his silver VIP ticket
01:15:28he's probably the guest of honor himself.
01:15:32When he tells you
01:15:34to jump
01:15:35I'd say
01:15:37how high.
01:15:39I don't jump off the court
01:15:40especially for small men like you.
01:15:43You
01:15:43are ruining
01:15:45this prestigious
01:15:46event.
01:15:48Security!
01:15:49Security!
01:15:51Security!
01:15:52Remove
01:15:52this
01:15:53man!
01:15:55Get him out of here!
01:15:56Fast food fraud!
01:15:57He's ruining everything!
01:15:59You're gonna regret
01:16:00sending me away.
01:16:03Who do you think you are
01:16:04coming in here
01:16:04and barking orders?
01:16:05I'm the most
01:16:06powerful man
01:16:08in
01:16:09this
01:16:09room!
01:16:10Girly!
01:16:11So you better learn
01:16:12to respect me!
01:16:18You are hilarious, Benjamin!
01:16:20That's Commissioner Roger Gould!
01:16:22If anybody can set the record straight
01:16:24it's him.
01:16:26You're about as powerful
01:16:27as a beetle
01:16:28under my shoe.
01:16:29If you're looking for
01:16:30the most powerful person
01:16:31in this room
01:16:32look no further
01:16:33than the man in front of you.
01:16:36Hell
01:16:38he's about to be
01:16:39the most powerful
01:16:41and influential man
01:16:42in the whole league.
01:16:48Roddy
01:16:49are you going
01:16:49senile already?
01:16:50No are you?
01:16:51You hand delivered us
01:16:53two VIP silver tickets.
01:16:55You know what?
01:16:56Maybe it's time to start
01:16:56thinking about
01:16:57an early retirement
01:16:58because the league's
01:16:59going to shit
01:17:00under your management.
01:17:01And after I get
01:17:03into the hall of fame
01:17:03my first order
01:17:05is gonna be
01:17:05getting you
01:17:06removed.
01:17:09You think you're
01:17:10the one being
01:17:10honored here tonight?
01:17:13as long as I have a say
01:17:15you will never
01:17:16make it into
01:17:17the hall of fame.
01:17:21Fine.
01:17:22Then it's Cole
01:17:23and I taught him
01:17:24everything he knows
01:17:25and he listens to me
01:17:26so get ready to
01:17:27bend the fucking knee.
01:17:29Yeah
01:17:30but you gotta prove
01:17:31you're not useless.
01:17:32Get this old man
01:17:33out of here
01:17:33and I might
01:17:34take it easy on you.
01:17:35You know Cole's right
01:17:36if he was
01:17:37the inductee
01:17:38you would have
01:17:39the power to
01:17:40send me away.
01:17:40You're alright.
01:17:41I don't
01:17:42belong here
01:17:44with you.
01:17:45I belong on that
01:17:46stage
01:17:47behind the podium.
01:17:49The only person
01:17:50allowed up there
01:17:51is the legend
01:17:52who's being
01:17:53inducted tonight.
01:17:54You
01:17:55are a self-righteous
01:17:57self-centered prick.
01:17:59you think
01:18:00that you're
01:18:00getting inducted?
01:18:01They haven't even
01:18:01announced
01:18:02who has
01:18:02the gold ring.
01:18:04You sure about that?
01:18:16That looks like
01:18:17the one and only
01:18:17golden ring.
01:18:19That means
01:18:19he must be
01:18:20the hall of fame
01:18:21legend.
01:18:24Holy shit
01:18:25it's you?
01:18:26Okay
01:18:27now you're
01:18:28impersonating
01:18:29the inductee
01:18:30just when I
01:18:31thought you
01:18:31couldn't stoop
01:18:32any lower.
01:18:34I can believe it.
01:18:35He's willing
01:18:36to take his
01:18:37kid's achievement
01:18:37and treat
01:18:38him like his
01:18:38own.
01:18:40Alright
01:18:41alright
01:18:41where'd you
01:18:42steal this
01:18:42from?
01:18:43Check the
01:18:43name.
01:18:46No
01:18:47it can't
01:18:47be.
01:18:59tonight
01:18:59it is both
01:19:01my honour
01:19:01and my
01:19:02privilege
01:19:03to induct
01:19:04a legend
01:19:05amongst men
01:19:06into basketball
01:19:07history.
01:19:09Please put
01:19:09your hands
01:19:09together
01:19:10and welcome
01:19:11into the
01:19:11hall of fame
01:19:15Marcel
01:19:15Sniper
01:19:17Wallace
01:19:34Congratulations.
01:19:35Coach
01:19:35Combo
01:19:36Mills
01:19:36the
01:19:36fucking
01:19:37sniper?
01:19:37No
01:19:38way
01:19:38he
01:19:39conned
01:19:39you
01:19:39Roddy
01:19:39just like
01:19:40he
01:19:40conned
01:19:40this
01:19:40whole
01:19:41league.
01:19:42I
01:19:42have
01:19:42proof
01:19:43that
01:19:43this
01:19:43man
01:19:44has
01:19:44been
01:19:44rigging
01:19:44games
01:19:45illegally
01:19:45for
01:19:46profit
01:19:46this
01:19:46season.
01:19:48Is this
01:19:49what
01:19:49you're
01:19:49talking
01:19:49about?
01:19:50I'm
01:19:51not
01:19:51gonna
01:19:51confess
01:19:52to
01:19:52rigging
01:19:52games
01:19:53for
01:19:53profit
01:19:53I
01:19:54signed
01:19:54that
01:19:54as
01:19:54the
01:19:54agreement
01:19:55you
01:19:55forced
01:19:56me
01:19:56into
01:19:56it
01:19:56good
01:19:57enough
01:19:57I
01:19:58can
01:19:58splice
01:19:58something
01:19:58together
01:19:59this
01:19:59is
01:19:59blackmail
01:20:00you won't
01:20:01get away
01:20:01with it
01:20:01obviously
01:20:02this
01:20:03is
01:20:03a
01:20:03setup
01:20:03he's
01:20:03trying
01:20:04to
01:20:04frame
01:20:04me
01:20:04nice
01:20:05try
01:20:05but
01:20:06Billings
01:20:06was
01:20:06apprehended
01:20:07earlier
01:20:07tonight
01:20:07and guess
01:20:07what
01:20:08he
01:20:08squealed
01:20:09like
01:20:09a pig
01:20:09that's
01:20:10right
01:20:10Murray
01:20:10you
01:20:11and
01:20:11Billings
01:20:12have
01:20:12been
01:20:12rigging
01:20:12games
01:20:13right
01:20:13out of
01:20:14the
01:20:14league's
01:20:14nose
01:20:14for
01:20:14years
01:20:15and that
01:20:16ends
01:20:16now
01:20:19this
01:20:19is
01:20:19clearly
01:20:20some
01:20:20elaborate
01:20:21scheme
01:20:21to keep
01:20:22you people
01:20:22distracted
01:20:23from the
01:20:24fact that
01:20:24this man
01:20:24isn't
01:20:25who he
01:20:25says
01:20:26he is
01:20:26I
01:20:26have
01:20:27had
01:20:27just
01:20:27about
01:20:27enough
01:20:28of
01:20:28you
01:20:29I
01:20:29can
01:20:29prove
01:20:30that
01:20:30Marcel
01:20:30was
01:20:31and
01:20:31is
01:20:34the
01:20:34sniper
01:20:42this
01:20:45this
01:20:46is
01:20:46really
01:20:46you
01:20:47I
01:20:47wanted
01:20:47to tell
01:20:48you
01:20:48sooner
01:20:48but
01:20:49I
01:20:50wanted
01:20:50you
01:20:50to
01:20:50have
01:20:50your
01:20:50moment
01:20:53fuck
01:20:53this
01:20:55my
01:20:55guy
01:20:55I
01:20:56just
01:20:56killed
01:20:56you
01:20:56instead
01:20:57of
01:20:57your
01:20:57useless
01:20:57wife
01:20:58all
01:20:58of
01:20:58this
01:20:59would
01:20:59be
01:20:59mine
01:20:59the
01:21:00championships
01:21:00the
01:21:01glory
01:21:01the
01:21:04you
01:21:05you
01:21:06accused
01:21:06me
01:21:07of
01:21:07killing
01:21:07my
01:21:07wife
01:21:08and
01:21:08you
01:21:08know
01:21:08the
01:21:08reason
01:21:09she's
01:21:09dead
01:21:09stay
01:21:10back
01:21:10for
01:21:10me
01:21:11or
01:21:11I
01:21:11will
01:21:11kill
01:21:11him
01:21:12for
01:21:12real
01:21:14you
01:21:14accused
01:21:15me
01:21:15of
01:21:16killing
01:21:16my
01:21:16wife
01:21:16and
01:21:17you
01:21:17know
01:21:17the
01:21:17reason
01:21:17she's
01:21:18dead
01:21:18stay
01:21:18back
01:21:19for
01:21:19me
01:21:19or
01:21:20I
01:21:20will
01:21:20kill
01:21:20him
01:21:20for
01:21:20real
01:21:30no one
01:21:31threatens
01:21:31my
01:21:31son
01:21:43enjoy
01:21:44prison
01:21:44tyler
01:21:46enjoy
01:21:47prison
01:21:47tyler
01:21:51tyler
01:21:51murray
01:21:51cool
01:21:52duncan
01:21:52you're
01:21:53under
01:21:53arrest
01:21:54for
01:21:54illegally
01:21:54ranking
01:21:55league
01:21:55games
01:21:55for
01:21:56profit
01:21:56you
01:21:56set
01:21:57me
01:21:57up
01:21:57billingsley
01:21:58you're
01:21:59a
01:21:59cheater
01:21:59a
01:22:00fucking
01:22:00murderer
01:22:01i
01:22:02never
01:22:02should
01:22:03have
01:22:03hired
01:22:03you
01:22:03in
01:22:04the
01:22:04first
01:22:04place
01:22:05now
01:22:06on
01:22:06my
01:22:07money's
01:22:07on
01:22:08tonight
01:22:10benny
01:22:11gave us
01:22:11everything
01:22:11that we
01:22:12needed
01:22:12for an
01:22:12outright
01:22:13case
01:22:13against
01:22:13you
01:22:14and
01:22:14that
01:22:14was
01:22:14before
01:22:14you
01:22:15confessed
01:22:15to
01:22:15killing
01:22:15my
01:22:15wife
01:22:16it's
01:22:16over
01:22:17motherfucker
01:22:17she
01:22:18promised
01:22:18you
01:22:18wouldn't
01:22:19say
01:22:19anything
01:22:19you
01:22:20destroyed
01:22:20my
01:22:21career
01:22:21i'm
01:22:21gonna
01:22:21fucking
01:22:21kill
01:22:22you
01:22:22you're
01:22:23all
01:22:23gonna
01:22:23regret
01:22:24this
01:22:24i'm
01:22:25gonna
01:22:25see
01:22:25every
01:22:25single
01:22:26one
01:22:26of you
01:22:26in
01:22:26court
01:22:29that's
01:22:30what you
01:22:30did
01:22:30for
01:22:30my
01:22:30family
01:22:46i
01:22:47i
01:22:47am
01:22:48blessed
01:22:48to be
01:22:49here
01:22:49to be
01:22:49honored
01:22:50as one
01:22:50of the
01:22:51greatest
01:22:51basketball
01:22:52players
01:22:52to ever
01:22:52play
01:22:57but first
01:22:58i would
01:22:58like to
01:22:59honor
01:23:00regina
01:23:00wallace
01:23:01a mother
01:23:02and a
01:23:03wife
01:23:03taken
01:23:03too
01:23:04soon
01:23:05but most
01:23:06of all
01:23:06i'd like
01:23:06to thank
01:23:07my son
01:23:07mars
01:23:08you gave
01:23:09me the
01:23:09courage
01:23:09to take
01:23:10my life
01:23:10back
01:23:10and
01:23:12i wouldn't
01:23:12be here
01:23:13if you
01:23:13hadn't
01:23:13given your
01:23:13old man
01:23:14a second
01:23:14chance
01:23:15i lost
01:23:16my mom
01:23:17and my
01:23:17dad lied
01:23:18to me
01:23:18about who
01:23:18he was
01:23:19my whole
01:23:19life
01:23:39so you've
01:23:40got your
01:23:40holo-fame
01:23:40title now
01:23:42so what
01:23:42do you
01:23:42need me
01:23:43for
01:23:47you were
01:23:48two weeks
01:23:48old
01:23:48when your
01:23:49mom was
01:23:49killed
01:23:52i didn't
01:23:52know what
01:23:52to do
01:23:53i didn't
01:23:53know how
01:23:54to raise
01:23:54you by
01:23:54myself
01:23:55i had
01:23:56so much
01:23:56pain
01:23:57and i
01:23:57just
01:23:57wanted
01:23:57it
01:23:58to go
01:23:58away
01:24:02i needed
01:24:02you
01:24:05you walked
01:24:06away
01:24:06when i was
01:24:06just a
01:24:06kid
01:24:07i know
01:24:09i abandoned
01:24:10you
01:24:10my son
01:24:12and i lived
01:24:13in fear
01:24:14and guilt
01:24:14and i'm
01:24:15sorry
01:24:15i want to
01:24:17believe him
01:24:17but after
01:24:19a lifetime
01:24:19of empty
01:24:20promises
01:24:21i'm scared
01:24:22he'll walk
01:24:22away again
01:24:26these are
01:24:26for you
01:24:29it's 20
01:24:30letters
01:24:32i wrote
01:24:32one every
01:24:33year on
01:24:33your
01:24:33birthday
01:24:37i never
01:24:37forgot
01:24:38you
01:24:45thank you
01:24:48i love
01:24:49you
01:24:51i love
01:24:52you
01:24:56i can't
01:24:57believe
01:24:57the sniper
01:24:58is my
01:24:58dad
01:25:00there's a
01:25:01lot of
01:25:01things you
01:25:01don't know
01:25:02about me
01:25:04like
01:25:05how you're
01:25:05hooking up
01:25:06with the
01:25:06cfo
01:25:06of the
01:25:07uba
01:25:10mom
01:25:11would want
01:25:11you to be
01:25:11happy
01:25:14so do i
01:25:15i guess
01:25:23can't believe
01:25:24i'm dating
01:25:24the sniper
01:25:32your
01:25:32your son's
01:25:33lucky to
01:25:33have you
01:25:35unlucky
01:25:36one
01:25:38hey
01:25:38mars
01:25:41you want
01:25:41to get
01:25:41a burger
01:25:42away
01:26:10We'll see you next time.
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