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The Golf King's Reconquest Hd
The Golf King's Reconquest Hd
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00:00:01Every golfer knows this moment.
00:00:03Ball in the water, career on the line.
00:00:06But not a single player in history has ever pulled it off.
00:00:13Oh shit!
00:00:37Holy! I could take that back.
00:00:40Bobby Woods has just made history with that shot heard around the world.
00:00:44Lion once again defended his title as the greatest of all time.
00:00:48Congratulations, my friend. Winning three Grand Slams in a row?
00:00:52You truly are the undeniable king of golf!
00:00:57How about a drink with your old buddy?
00:00:59Gabe, Claire's about to go into labor.
00:01:01I have to get to the hospital.
00:01:03Mr. Woods, the doctor just called.
00:01:05Your wife is in critical condition.
00:01:07Ambiotic fluid embolism.
00:01:08Her blood pressure's dropping.
00:01:10I'm so sorry.
00:01:13I gotta go. Excuse me.
00:01:14I gotta go. Excuse me.
00:01:21I'm sorry.
00:01:22We saved your daughter.
00:01:24But your wife...
00:01:26There's nothing more we can do.
00:01:28Claire, my wife.
00:01:29Yes.
00:01:32No, come on.
00:01:34What do you mean there's nothing you can do?
00:01:36Your wife wanted me to give this to you.
00:01:46To my champ, I'm so proud to be your wife and the mother of our new baby girl.
00:01:53No matter what happens, we'll always love you.
00:01:56Win or lose, this is the happiest day of my life.
00:02:00Now go get him, Lion.
00:02:02I'll see you after the game.
00:02:15I am so sorry, Claire. I wasn't there for you.
00:02:19I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have been by your side.
00:02:23I promise.
00:02:25I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:02:36Hey.
00:02:37Tell everyone I'm retired.
00:02:40Are you sure?
00:02:41If you breach the contract, you'll pay huge penalties.
00:02:45Lion, you'll go broke.
00:03:04Nice shot.
00:03:05Bet you could give that old king of the golf lion a run for his money.
00:03:08We look just like the pros.
00:03:10Hey, buddy.
00:03:12Go fetch my ball.
00:03:14Sorry, but I'm not your caddy.
00:03:23There you go.
00:03:25Now I'm paying you.
00:03:26Your job is whatever I say it is.
00:03:29You can tell you're tight for cash, so be a good little doggy and go fetch that ball.
00:03:34That's enough.
00:03:47Mr. Smith, I've warned you repeatedly.
00:03:50This type of behavior is not tolerated at my golf club.
00:03:53Come on, Mia.
00:03:55Everyone knows this homeless bum you took in out of pity.
00:03:59You're really gonna risk offending us for this nobody?
00:04:09Let me handle it.
00:04:13See? Even the help knows its place.
00:04:16You've got to trash.
00:04:16You should do anything for a buck.
00:04:18Hey, you wanna see if you'll bark like a dog?
00:04:20I bet he will.
00:04:20I bet he will.
00:04:21I bet he will.
00:04:51Don't touch me! Hey!
00:04:54Did you just manage to hit the ball back here with a flagpole?
00:05:00Yeah. I could have done better. I was aiming for their heads.
00:05:04He managed a perfect shot with a flagpole.
00:05:07Only someone like Lyon could do that.
00:05:10Bobby, would you be interested in representing our golf club at the U.S. Open?
00:05:15Miss Mia, I want to thank you for everything that you've done for my daughter and I.
00:05:19I'm sorry. I don't play golf.
00:05:22I collect balls and clean the grounds.
00:05:26I see real talent in you. Don't waste it.
00:05:30It's just a lucky shot.
00:05:46Hey, Bobby. Thought about what I said last time. You know, making a comeback.
00:05:52I'm sorry, Gabe. I already told you my answer.
00:05:55I want to stay by Eleanor's side and watch her grow up.
00:06:07Gabriel, I already told you. I'm not changing my answer.
00:06:10Mr. Woods, I'm your daughter's art teacher.
00:06:13You need to come to the school now.
00:06:24What happened, sweetheart?
00:06:30Did you hit my daughter?
00:06:32Hey!
00:06:36You talk to me, not my daughter.
00:06:41Oh, God.
00:06:42It's the loser groundskeeper from earlier.
00:06:45What a small world.
00:06:47My daddy is not a loser.
00:06:49He so is, he even looks like a bum.
00:06:52That's enough. Settle down, girls.
00:06:54Mr. Woods, a spot has opened up at the prestigious arts academy for gifted young children.
00:07:01Eleanor got a spot because of her exceptional art skills.
00:07:05But you're too poor. Only my daddy can afford it.
00:07:09Yeah. Guess what?
00:07:11Tuition, $70,000 a year.
00:07:14And obviously, you cannot afford that.
00:07:18So just go ahead, give the spot to my daughter instead.
00:07:22Daddy is $70,000 a lot.
00:07:28I don't need it.
00:07:31I don't want to go, Daddy.
00:07:32I promised Claire that I would always take care of our daughter.
00:07:36But now I am such a bad father.
00:07:41This kid is obviously a bully.
00:07:43And she hit Eleanor because she was jealous she had her spot.
00:07:47And you let it happen.
00:07:48Hey, kids will fight. I can't stop that.
00:07:52Then you suspend her.
00:07:54I...
00:07:55Hey.
00:07:57Hey.
00:07:59Hey.
00:08:05Look, you piece of trash.
00:08:08There is 10K.
00:08:10Forget about art school.
00:08:12Art and golf, the finer things in life, are for the wealthy.
00:08:17It's not my fault.
00:08:19You are not man enough to give your little daughter what she wants in life.
00:08:26Come on, Angel. Get your stuff. Let's go.
00:08:31See? I told you so.
00:08:33Wait. Mr. Smith. About that donation.
00:08:36Mr. Woods, if the Art Institute doesn't receive the deposit by next week,
00:08:41I'll be forced to give the spot to Rosa.
00:08:44I'm sorry.
00:08:50Does that hurt, sweetheart?
00:08:51No.
00:08:53I'm sorry, Daddy.
00:08:54I'll give my spot to Rosa.
00:08:56I'll be a good kid.
00:08:58I don't want to cause you any trouble.
00:09:01No, sweetie. I'm sorry.
00:09:04And don't worry.
00:09:05Your daddy's not going to let that brat take your spot.
00:09:14I buried the man I used to be.
00:09:16But now my daughter needs him.
00:09:18It's time to bring the lion back.
00:09:36Gabriel.
00:09:37Get my clubs.
00:09:39I'm back.
00:10:00Sis, qualifying match is next week.
00:10:03Woo!
00:10:03I'm going to destroy those guys over at Golden Hills Golf Club.
00:10:09Jake, you're our best shot.
00:10:11With you, we can finally show those guys at the Golden Hills Golf Club who's boss.
00:10:15They've been trying to buy us out for years now.
00:10:17If it wasn't for their new Grand Slam champ, Kane, I would have...
00:10:20Jake is young and talented.
00:10:22Maybe he'll beat Kane.
00:10:23It's a shame the legendary golfer, Lion, retired at the peak of his career.
00:10:28If he was still here, Kane wouldn't be getting away with any of this.
00:10:31Are we still daydreaming about Lion again?
00:10:35Didn't you want to marry him too?
00:10:37What?
00:10:38Shut up.
00:10:40Two yards.
00:10:43What?
00:10:48What do you mean two yards?
00:10:50His grip's weak.
00:10:52Ball's going to fade.
00:10:53Two yards to the right.
00:10:55Shut up, dude.
00:10:56You're just a homeless loser that Mia took in.
00:10:59Why don't you quit playing coach and get back to your real job?
00:11:02I mean, look at you.
00:11:02Have you ever even held a golf club?
00:11:03Ignore him, okay?
00:11:05Jake's always been a straight shooter.
00:11:07He set that marker 10 out of 10 times easy.
00:11:10You guys really don't see this?
00:11:13I guess that makes sense.
00:11:15This game takes years of practice to understand.
00:11:19Well, tell me.
00:11:20What do you see?
00:11:282.13 yards to be exact.
00:11:31And he needs to finish his rotation.
00:11:33If he doesn't, he could get injured.
00:11:35Jake is a pro golfer.
00:11:37He just got his PGA Tour card this year.
00:11:39What do you know?
00:11:40How about you go and go focus on pulling up weights or something?
00:11:43You're sneaking up the place with your bullshit.
00:11:51Hey, it's free advice.
00:11:52Take it or leave it.
00:11:53But we can't even think about qualifiers
00:11:55because soon he won't be able to hold a club.
00:12:132.13 yards to be exact.
00:12:21Jake, what's wrong with your wrist?
00:12:23Nothing.
00:12:24What's up with you guys?
00:12:25I'm so distracted.
00:12:26I hooked it right.
00:12:27Yeah, Mr. Know-It-All here wouldn't stop yapping and talking that shit.
00:12:30This...
00:12:30Oh my god.
00:12:34Come on, man.
00:12:35Jake, you keep putting pressure on this wrist, you're going to hurt yourself.
00:12:39Oh man, let go.
00:12:40You're just a useless groundskeeper.
00:12:43You know how valuable my hand is?
00:12:45Bobby's prediction was down to the inch.
00:12:48I was right.
00:12:49He's more talented than he seems.
00:12:51Jake, our golf club depends on you.
00:12:53Please get your wrist checked.
00:12:55It'll just take a moment.
00:12:56Mia, you're not actually listening to this guy, right?
00:12:58This guy's a rookie.
00:13:00Or he could be a freaking spy from the Golden Hills.
00:13:03I bet he's here to throw Jake off right before calls.
00:13:05No.
00:13:06No.
00:13:06I believe him.
00:13:08And he makes a good point.
00:13:10He's more than just a groundskeeper.
00:13:14Seriously?
00:13:15He's just a charity case handyman who's leeching off our club.
00:13:18Yeah.
00:13:18He's a guy pretty full of himself.
00:13:20A guy who's never swung a golf club.
00:13:21I've been golfing since before you were born.
00:13:37Who's this asshole?
00:13:39Tyler Carter.
00:13:40Younger brother of Kane Carter.
00:13:42You know, most recent world champion.
00:13:44And he's paired up with Jake next week.
00:13:51It's all on my wrist, baby.
00:13:57Ready?
00:14:01It's always here to start shit.
00:14:03Yeah.
00:14:03Got it.
00:14:04Oh, good job, baby.
00:14:06Oh, my gosh.
00:14:09Look who it is.
00:14:12Your little shitty golf club's about to go bankrupt.
00:14:15Why don't you turn it into a strip club?
00:14:17Maybe you'll finally break even.
00:14:20You're not welcome here.
00:14:21Leave.
00:14:24Oh, is this your little wimp of a brother?
00:14:27Is that the best August you've got nowadays?
00:14:29You watch your fucking mouth.
00:14:30How about that?
00:14:31Me, uh, dreaming of trophies?
00:14:34When your best bet's this useless amateur?
00:14:38God, it's time to wake up, sweetie.
00:14:43Look, we both know you're not going to win.
00:14:46It's just not possible.
00:14:47Let me throw you a lifeline.
00:14:49You sign over August to me, and I'll give you a fat payout.
00:14:54We can all go home happy.
00:14:57All you got to do is sign the deal.
00:14:58It's all yours, baby.
00:15:01Never.
00:15:04August Golf Club is my mother's life's work.
00:15:06My brother and I will never let it fall into your hands.
00:15:10Okay.
00:15:11Option two.
00:15:12You put this on.
00:15:15You show me a good time tonight.
00:15:17I'll cut you a good deal.
00:15:19Fuck you, man.
00:15:20Fuck you!
00:15:21You and me, let's go at it.
00:15:23Sudden death match.
00:15:24Lose our backside to the quals tomorrow.
00:15:28So the puppy's not a wimp.
00:15:32He's an idiot.
00:15:34Fine.
00:15:35But you better not be all bark.
00:15:37You better have some bite to you, boy.
00:15:44Look, you're going to lose, Jake.
00:15:49Fuck off, man.
00:15:51Stop acting like you're hot shit.
00:15:52You need to go mow the lawn or something?
00:15:54He's provoked you, okay?
00:15:55You're too emotional now.
00:15:56And you haven't fixed your swing yet.
00:15:58You won't win.
00:15:59Shut up!
00:16:00You are a useless groundskeeper.
00:16:02You don't tell me what to do.
00:16:05Looks like Tyler wants a sudden death match on the first hole.
00:16:18You see that?
00:16:21302 yards, mid-fairway.
00:16:24Man, you can never hit a shot like that in your life, kid.
00:16:27Show him, Jake.
00:16:30That stance.
00:16:32It's too low.
00:16:33That ball's going off course.
00:16:35What did you just say?
00:16:37I said his ball's going in the rough.
00:16:39Will you quit the yapping?
00:16:40You got a lot of nerve coming in here acting like you're professional or something.
00:16:43I'm the one swinging here, okay?
00:16:45Don't backseat it.
00:16:56Hopeless.
00:16:57What an idiot.
00:16:59Oh, my gosh.
00:17:02213 in the rough?
00:17:03Oh, my God.
00:17:05My granny can swing harder than that, dude.
00:17:23If he keeps swinging like this, he's not going to win.
00:17:27Time for a little help.
00:17:31Well, Gramps, the fuck are you doing with that rock?
00:17:33You better not mess with Jake.
00:17:35This is serious.
00:17:36Okay, guys, whatever he has planned, I believe him, okay?
00:17:54Holy shit.
00:17:57Let's go.
00:17:57That stone just helped Jake make the perfect swing.
00:18:00Nah, that must have been a coincidence.
00:18:02A rock can't change the club angle.
00:18:03Yeah, if it wasn't for him causing trouble earlier, Jake would have made it on the green
00:18:07by now.
00:18:08Don't get ahead of yourself.
00:18:09Remember, fortune favors the bowl.
00:18:23Guys, Jake's ahead.
00:18:24With that perfect line, we might just win this thing.
00:18:27Come on, Jake.
00:18:28You gotta pull through.
00:18:34Thanks, doll.
00:18:39Ready or not.
00:18:42Here I come.
00:18:44Hey.
00:18:46Shit.
00:18:48Should have been looking out, kiddo.
00:18:49Oh, my God.
00:18:51He was standing right here.
00:18:52You knew that.
00:18:53You did that on purpose.
00:18:54It's against the rules.
00:18:56I thought we were playing a friendly match.
00:18:58Doing this casual.
00:18:59There's no need for rules.
00:19:01I hope you learned your lesson, bud.
00:19:03There's only one golden rule in golf.
00:19:05Whatever the Golden Hill Club says, goes.
00:19:11A torn ligament?
00:19:13Must have been strained for a long time.
00:19:16Everything Bobby said came true.
00:19:18Who is he, really?
00:19:21Okay, you can't play like this.
00:19:23I'm gonna take you to the hospital.
00:19:24No.
00:19:24I can keep going.
00:19:25I'm not backing out of the quals.
00:19:31Hogs Golf Club.
00:19:32It's the last thing Mom left us.
00:19:34I'm not letting this bastard take it.
00:19:39It's not too late to tap out, sweetie.
00:19:42If I find you in my bed tonight naked,
00:19:44I might let you keep your club.
00:19:45What the fuck did you say?
00:19:47Watch this bitch.
00:19:51Wow.
00:19:53Is that the best you got?
00:19:55I'll show you what it's like to be crushed by a real pro.
00:20:07Jake's already three strokes in.
00:20:09He needs to put the ball in the hole to win.
00:20:10But his wrist.
00:20:11Will you stop?
00:20:13As long as I can swing, I'm not giving up.
00:20:16No, Jake.
00:20:16You can hurt your wrist for life.
00:20:21You're still powering through?
00:20:23Why don't I help you with that?
00:20:28That's enough.
00:20:34I'll take it from here.
00:20:38Will you back off?
00:20:39This is a gentleman's sport.
00:20:41Go mow the lawn, you cretin.
00:20:43Jake, that's enough.
00:20:45Step down.
00:20:45If you keep playing, you might never play again.
00:20:48Let Bobby take over.
00:20:52Are you serious right now, Mia?
00:20:54You're going to send your little gardener after me?
00:20:57Why?
00:20:59Are you afraid you're going to lose to the gardener?
00:21:04You got some balls.
00:21:05I bet that's the most expensive thing you've ever held in your life.
00:21:09You better not let it get into your head.
00:21:14This is my last chance to repay Mia for helping my daughter and I.
00:21:26This is the most prestigious golf club in America.
00:21:30And you think we'd hire some homeless loser?
00:21:34Just look at yourself.
00:21:35Covered in filth.
00:21:37Carrying around a burden.
00:21:39You're not even qualified to be a caddy.
00:21:44Excuse me, sir.
00:21:46Don't mind him.
00:21:47He's an asshole.
00:21:49I'm Mia.
00:21:51I'd love for you to come over and work at August Golf Club with me.
00:21:54And if there's anything I can do for you and your daughter, I'd be happy to help.
00:22:16Is that your wife?
00:22:18You should have brought her with you.
00:22:19I bet she'd be as good as a golf hole.
00:22:23A stupid, broke gardener like you thinks he can make the hole?
00:22:27The only hole you'll make is your wife's.
00:22:32That's the last time you disrespect my wife before I break your kneecaps and make you beg for mercy in
00:22:36front of her grave.
00:22:37I'm begging.
00:22:38I'm begging.
00:22:38The only one begging is going to be you, pal.
00:22:41Remember, you got a lot on the line.
00:22:43You lose this, you're forfeiting qualifiers.
00:22:47And losers got to get on their knees and lick the winner's shoes like a dog.
00:22:52Deal.
00:22:54You better keep your word.
00:23:09This guy's putting on a blindfold.
00:23:11Is he trying to let Tyler win?
00:23:12We're screwed.
00:23:13The clearest groundskeeper's going to ruin it for August.
00:23:17You got wind speed, five miles an hour.
00:23:21Humidity, 60%.
00:23:23Good weather for making it in the hole.
00:23:34Please clear the water.
00:23:35Forget about the hole.
00:23:37You won't even make it over the water.
00:23:39I win.
00:23:53What the fuck?
00:23:55Fuck?
00:23:57Is he about to perform a miracle?
00:23:59There's no way.
00:24:00It's a trick shot.
00:24:02You can't control where it lands.
00:24:09What the water?
00:24:13No, I skipped it in the hole.
00:24:14But how?
00:24:15It's a miracle.
00:24:16Am I dreaming?
00:24:18Did we actually beat the gold hills, bastards?
00:24:20This is impossible.
00:24:22There's no way I lost to an amateur, a gardener.
00:24:26Impossible.
00:24:29That sounds like something a sore loser would say.
00:24:33Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:24:36Even Kane.
00:24:37Only a legend like Lion can make that shot.
00:24:47Is he?
00:24:48A master golfer would never join the ranks of August.
00:24:51Who are you?
00:24:56Who are you?
00:24:57Me?
00:24:58I'm a nobody.
00:24:59I'm a gardener.
00:25:00You just happened to hit a lucky shot.
00:25:02I want to play in the qualification round next week.
00:25:06Yes, of course.
00:25:07You just saved August Golf Club.
00:25:09We, of course, will welcome you.
00:25:10Mia, this qualifying round is literally going to decide the fate of August Hills.
00:25:14Can't leave it with this guy.
00:25:15Well, he doesn't even have any competitive experience.
00:25:18I mean, Mia, please.
00:25:18We should reconsider.
00:25:19Was this shot just not proof of his skill?
00:25:22I mean...
00:25:22How do we even know if he was blindfolded?
00:25:24If he was really that talented, why would he be slumming at August Golf Club?
00:25:28All the things he could be doing.
00:25:29Yeah, if people knew we were submitting a groundskeeper as our qualifier, we'd be left out.
00:25:34Okay, silence, all of you.
00:25:36I believe in Bobby.
00:25:38And he's our only hope now.
00:25:40Hey, Bobby, I got cash, hot babes.
00:25:45You come over to Gold Hill Golf Club, we got anything you could ever want.
00:25:50I can't pay you cash or an advancement, but I can offer you 50% stake in the August Golf
00:25:57Club.
00:25:58If you'll still have us.
00:26:00I heard golf clubs going bankrupt, dude.
00:26:04Every check you get's going to bounce.
00:26:06Come on.
00:26:07Don't be stupid.
00:26:09Just give me the word.
00:26:10It's all yours.
00:26:15Tuition.
00:26:1770k a year.
00:26:28I just mowed the lawn.
00:26:30I don't need much in life.
00:26:36I'll represent August.
00:26:38Qualifications next week.
00:26:41My heart's racing.
00:26:42What's going on?
00:26:44You old bastard.
00:26:47You're going to regret this.
00:26:50Hey!
00:26:51Aren't you forgetting something?
00:26:53What are you talking about?
00:26:54Our bet.
00:26:55You're forfeiting, right?
00:26:57My brother?
00:26:58Kane Carter?
00:26:59He's the grand champ.
00:27:02Your little amateur ass.
00:27:03Are you sure you want this?
00:27:05It doesn't matter who it is.
00:27:07A bet's a bet.
00:27:15You bastard.
00:27:17You're going to regret this.
00:27:19Men honor their words.
00:27:21Dogs run with your tails up between their legs.
00:27:25What are you, little boy?
00:27:26You motherfucker.
00:27:29Mark my words.
00:27:31You motherfuckers are going to regret this.
00:27:33Come on, girls.
00:27:46You lost to a ground speaker?
00:27:50A loser who picks up balls?
00:27:53It was a fluke.
00:27:55If you just give me another chance, I'll do it.
00:27:59Useless.
00:28:01The Golden Hill Club does not tolerate excuses from losers.
00:28:04You better not fail me again in the qualification match.
00:28:18I don't know, the golf's always been in my family, but it wasn't until The Legendary
00:28:25Lion that I really took notice.
00:28:28Kipley's been retired for six years already.
00:28:31You still think about him?
00:28:37I don't know.
00:28:39Do you want me to still think about him?
00:29:00Come on.
00:29:03Come on, where?
00:29:04We're leaving.
00:29:06We're leaving.
00:29:08You're drunk.
00:29:10I'm taking you home.
00:29:12Party pooper.
00:29:15Fuck you, gentlemen.
00:29:19I'm so thirsty.
00:29:21I'll get you some water.
00:30:05Mia, you're drunk.
00:30:07Are you sure this is what you want?
00:30:10Mm-hmm.
00:30:11You can bring me down.
00:30:12Never give a fuck on me back around.
00:30:16Power in my veins, yeah, runs through me.
00:30:20Shining every day, yeah, I feel so free.
00:30:23Power in my veins, yeah, runs through me.
00:30:27Shining every day, yeah, I feel so free.
00:30:48I had a lot of fun last night.
00:30:55I had fun too.
00:30:57A lot of fun.
00:31:04Good afternoon.
00:31:07My name is Joanna Wilson, vice president of the USGA.
00:31:13And today, on behalf of the Gophers Association, I'd like to welcome you all to the US Open press conference.
00:31:2450 players with the top all-time rankings will be exempt from the local qualifying round.
00:31:31But this year, we'd like to reveal those rankings with something special.
00:31:38This AI-powered ballpark can scan your swing ID and match to your rank.
00:31:46Now, who's up first?
00:31:50Matches to our all-time high rank, right?
00:31:53I guess you losers ought to pack up and get going.
00:32:01Hey, so what if we're up against Golden Hills?
00:32:04Got nothing to be ashamed of.
00:32:05Yeah, we're all pros here.
00:32:07You think you'll beat us all?
00:32:09Be my guest.
00:32:10Okay.
00:32:11Literally, don't fuck this one as your library.
00:32:31Nice, man.
00:32:32Looks like we're locked in.
00:32:33Absolutely, we are.
00:32:34It's done.
00:32:35Enough wasting my time.
00:32:37By the way, only reason I let you two go first,
00:32:40so that everybody here is aware of how underranked you are.
00:32:49This is a press conference, not a dumpster.
00:32:52What are you doing here?
00:32:54You're an amateur, buddy.
00:32:56You're going to embarrass yourself over here.
00:32:58Well, I guess we'll just see about that.
00:33:01Okay.
00:33:02Okay.
00:33:04Sit back.
00:33:05You'll see my rank.
00:33:07Hey, get this.
00:33:09I want a close-up on his face while I crush him on my heel.
00:33:14Oh.
00:33:26Oh.
00:33:32Oh.
00:33:34Oh.
00:33:44he's 15
00:33:45every member of golden hill is a total beast
00:33:49pretty much
00:33:50don't cry though
00:33:51it's okay
00:33:52you may lose me
00:33:54but all of you are better than him
00:33:58you know what's sad Mia
00:34:00the best you got is dead last
00:34:02you know what Tyler shut up
00:34:03August is not going to be dead last
00:34:05just mark my words
00:34:07Mia don't waste your breath on this guy
00:34:09he's ranked 15th
00:34:11he's a nobody
00:34:12wow
00:34:14that's something coming from the Gardner
00:34:16do you even know what it means to be top 15 in the US?
00:34:21Gardner?
00:34:21the August golf club sent their groundskeeper to the US Open
00:34:24what the hell?
00:34:25yeah she sure did
00:34:26I think he should be disqualified
00:34:29all in favor raise your hand
00:34:34golfers are forged from hard work and talent
00:34:37everyone deserves a shot
00:34:39the only insult here is your elitist attitude
00:34:41that's cute
00:34:42August golf course owner crashed the press conference
00:34:45and threw a tantrum
00:34:46yeah she did
00:34:46golf club on the verge of going bankrupt
00:34:50okay that is not what is happening here
00:35:08trash you people like you deserve to be dunked in the trash
00:35:15I'm gonna knock you off your high horse
00:35:20what do you think you're doing
00:35:22ice here kid
00:35:23you're not going to want to miss this
00:35:32this is my rating
00:35:52six years ago you retired
00:35:55vanished without a trace
00:35:58only leaving behind your legacy
00:36:04talented golfers
00:36:06right come and gone
00:36:07Kane was crowned the new king of golf
00:36:11he's nothing compared to you and your peak
00:36:13Mr. Hale
00:36:15you have to see this
00:36:17we got a ping on the golden scanner
00:36:19the all time number one
00:36:24I guess he couldn't wait
00:36:27to celebrate your comeback
00:36:29I'm gonna return all your trophies to you
00:36:33take these let's go
00:36:35I'm a champ
00:36:39what?
00:36:40why is his ranking locked?
00:36:42according to the Govers Association rules
00:36:45only the top 10 Govers in the nation have their rank locked
00:36:48that means he's one of the top 10 golfers in the US
00:36:52no that can't be right
00:36:54well there you have it folks
00:36:55cold hard facts
00:36:57I guess the whole world's gonna know that the Golden Hills Country Club is all bark
00:37:01and no bites
00:37:06quickly to the press conference
00:37:07and bring the trophies
00:37:09all of them
00:37:11I want the world to know that the roaring lion has returned
00:37:18wait
00:37:19there's an explanation for this
00:37:21he's not a pro golfer
00:37:22so he's probably not even registered
00:37:24yeah that explains it
00:37:25how would a failing club like the August have a top 10 player with him
00:37:29well if I'm just an amateur
00:37:31and you lost to me
00:37:33what does that make you?
00:37:35getting pretty cocky over there buddy
00:37:38you know the Golden Hills created this AI system
00:37:41we have the right to unlock it
00:37:42if you get on your knees right now
00:37:44I might let you go
00:37:46don't take my generosity for granted
00:37:48well go ahead unlock it
00:37:50I'm not gonna stop you from humiliating yourself
00:37:53go boys
00:37:56you're gonna regret that
00:37:57get ready folks
00:37:58this little clown's about to give us a strip show
00:38:11what?
00:38:13he's not just in the top 10
00:38:15he's the best in the country?
00:38:17that means
00:38:18he's ranked higher than the Grand Slam winner Kane
00:38:21how?
00:38:23could it be?
00:38:26no that can't be right
00:38:27there's gotta be a glitch in the system
00:38:30he's got a point
00:38:31can you imagine the Grand Slam winner lying
00:38:33raking leaves?
00:38:34no way
00:38:34thank goodness
00:38:35you almost ruined our association's reputation
00:38:38you just had one lucky stroke
00:38:40you thought you could fool me you little bitch
00:38:43this golf tournament's for pros
00:38:44not no amateurs like you
00:38:46boys get them out of here
00:38:47that's not up to you
00:38:49that's up to the golfers association
00:38:52Miss Wilson
00:38:53as the vice president of the association
00:38:55there has to be a rule against this discrimination
00:38:58Tyler
00:38:59should I throw out the riffraff?
00:39:01I knew you
00:39:02making you my VP
00:39:03was the best decision I could make
00:39:10you're on their side?
00:39:12oh don't act shocked
00:39:13it's called networking sweetheart
00:39:15I know your little backwater club
00:39:17don't even know what that is
00:39:20I think we should get them out of here
00:39:21an unranked opportunist like yourself
00:39:24doesn't deserve to golf with pros like Tyler
00:39:29on behalf of the golfers association
00:39:31I'm revoking your entry into the US Open
00:39:34you bastards
00:39:35I'm reporting you to the president of the association
00:39:38Gabriel would never stand for this blatant nepotism
00:39:41the chairman?
00:39:43that old man is busy drinking tea in his office
00:39:46don't bother him with your petty drama
00:39:49empathism is a big word for you man
00:39:51you think Gabriel gives a shit about your little shitty club?
00:39:55he's got better things to do sweetheart
00:39:57boys get them out of here
00:39:58I'm sick of seeing their faces
00:40:00make sure they're gone
00:40:01I don't want them crawling back
00:40:03this is my turn
00:40:10this is my turn
00:40:17hands off
00:40:21that's the bus the chairman had custom made for Lyon
00:40:24no one's ever seen it
00:40:26why did he bring it today?
00:40:28the riders
00:40:28president's cup
00:40:29masters
00:40:30the open
00:40:31the PGA tour
00:40:32they're all grand slam trophies
00:40:34and there's multiple?
00:40:36Mr. Chairman
00:40:38what are you doing here?
00:40:39I'm here to remind everyone
00:40:41that the open is run
00:40:43by the Golfers Association
00:40:46not Golden Hills
00:40:48Mr. Chairman
00:40:49these two crashed the press conference
00:40:51I'm just throwing out the trash
00:40:54the trash
00:40:58how dare you?
00:41:00do you have no idea who he is?
00:41:03are you serious right now?
00:41:06you're forgetting who makes your paychecks
00:41:10who gave you permission to speak?
00:41:14he is the top ranked golfer
00:41:17Mr. Hale
00:41:18there's a bug in the system
00:41:20he's not even in the rankings
00:41:22he's a nobody
00:41:23a nobody
00:41:25so all these trophies he won
00:41:28mean nothing to you?
00:41:29all these trophies belong to him
00:41:32that's impossible
00:41:34he's done the impossible
00:41:35time and time again
00:41:37all these trophies belong to him
00:41:39and to him alone
00:41:40he is
00:41:42the legendary golfer
00:41:52the legendary golfer
00:41:54sir
00:41:56I need to talk to you
00:41:57in private
00:42:01what is he hiding from me?
00:42:05look
00:42:06I'd appreciate it
00:42:08if you kept my identity
00:42:09a secret
00:42:10Eleanor's still young
00:42:11and I don't want the press
00:42:12hounding her
00:42:15I am so sorry Claire
00:42:16I wasn't there for you
00:42:18I was chasing trophies and wins
00:42:20and I should have been by your side
00:42:23I promise
00:42:25I will not do the same thing
00:42:27to our daughter
00:42:32I've been waiting for this moment
00:42:33for so long
00:42:34I understand
00:42:36I can keep your secret
00:42:38thanks
00:42:40here we go
00:42:45after a thorough review
00:42:47we have discovered
00:42:49that there is indeed
00:42:50a bug in our ranking system
00:42:54since we cannot guarantee ranks
00:42:56all golfers will now be required
00:42:59to begin in the local qualifier
00:43:01and then immediately go into
00:43:03the final qualifier
00:43:06everyone except Tyler Carter
00:43:18what?
00:43:19I'm the highest ranked person here
00:43:21we don't need some AI system
00:43:22to prove that
00:43:23and you have no right
00:43:25to disqualify me
00:43:26I am the president
00:43:27of the Golf Association
00:43:28and the host
00:43:29of the US Open
00:43:32I do have that right
00:43:33you old bastard
00:43:34you're making a mistake
00:43:36making an enemy
00:43:36of the Golden Hills Golf Club
00:43:38over this nobody
00:43:39enough
00:43:41you and your golf club
00:43:42have been a menace
00:43:43to the golf society
00:43:44for far too long
00:43:46you have no authority here
00:43:50take them out of this
00:43:52you can't do this
00:43:53you reckless bastard
00:43:55as for you
00:43:58the Golf Association
00:43:59has no room
00:44:01for a Golden Hills
00:44:02simpering lapdog
00:44:04you're fired
00:44:05you can't fire me
00:44:07I am the vice president
00:44:08you can't fucking fire me
00:44:11you bastard
00:44:15I have heard that Golden Hills
00:44:17has been experimenting
00:44:18with an AI neural chip implant
00:44:20now this gives their golfers
00:44:23expert calculations
00:44:26just watch out
00:44:27I wouldn't worry about that
00:44:28I chose to come back
00:44:30I'm ready for anything
00:44:33come what may
00:44:48alright
00:44:48you can open your eyes
00:44:57so you want to guess
00:44:58what I got you
00:44:59for your birthday
00:45:00I don't know
00:45:01but I do know
00:45:03that I'm gonna love it
00:45:04because it's a present
00:45:06from daddy
00:45:11daddy
00:45:11is this all for me
00:45:13it's just like my drawing
00:45:15yep
00:45:15it's all yours sweetie
00:45:20oh
00:45:21I can't forget this
00:45:29perfect
00:45:31my princess
00:45:32may I have
00:45:33the first dance
00:45:34yes
00:45:55mirror mirror
00:45:56on the wall
00:45:57who's the prettiest princess
00:45:59of them all
00:46:00why it's you
00:46:02my pretty little princess
00:46:03Eleanor
00:46:04wait daddy
00:46:05I've got you a present
00:46:08this is my lucky bracelet
00:46:10I made it at school
00:46:12Miss Maya says wearing it
00:46:14means good things will happen
00:46:15daddy
00:46:16you're gonna be the bestest
00:46:18golf player ever
00:46:19I'll be cheering for you
00:46:21and I know mommy will too
00:46:23I never wanted Eleanor
00:46:24to worry about me
00:46:25so I didn't tell her
00:46:26about the match
00:46:27but it looks like
00:46:28she knew all along
00:46:30thank you sweetie
00:46:33I promise
00:46:34I'm going to get you
00:46:35everything you ever wanted
00:46:43welcome everybody
00:46:44to the final qualifying round
00:46:46for the U.S. Open
00:46:47which is also known as
00:46:48golf's longest day
00:46:50today's gonna be a 36 hole round
00:46:52which means only the top 50 players
00:46:54will advance to the final round
00:46:56so
00:46:56good luck
00:46:58yeah
00:46:58yeah
00:46:59we'll do it
00:47:00yeah
00:47:02yeah
00:47:06yeah
00:47:19whoa
00:47:20oh dear
00:47:21whoa
00:47:21Jim
00:47:22that was incredible
00:47:45you won we won dinner's on me tonight guys we've got to celebrate let's party drink it up you know
00:47:53come on oh wait jake we have dinner with dad tonight remember no disgusting he just wants you there
00:47:59he's trying to marry you off to that stupid piece of shit henry i bet he's gonna be there
00:48:04tonight too yeah i know and i've had enough it's time i end this
00:48:18lion you finally returned
00:48:25for the past six years i've torn through the competition but those old timers still insist
00:48:31that it is because you paved the way no matter how many titles i win your legacy hangs over my
00:48:37head
00:48:38hangs over every single trophy like a thorn digging deeper into my side but i'll prove myself
00:48:48when i'm implanted with this ship everyone will be forced to know the truth
00:48:52that i am the greatest golfer in the world
00:49:00i agreed to help me issue off that trust fund brat by pretending to be her boyfriend tonight
00:49:15hi i'm bobby it's a pleasure to meet you sir
00:49:19god mid you just drag any bum off the street you dare show your face here
00:49:25dad you'd be nice this is the hero i told you about that saved our golf club
00:49:49everyone this is henry hale his father is the president of the golfers association
00:49:57golf is in their blood just the type of family that my daughter should marry into
00:50:08henry is it yep mia's told me so much about you you're gabriel's kid you act nothing like him
00:50:15what would you know about my father nothing he's just some broke bum that pulls weeds at our golf course
00:50:26mia are you serious you brought the help home
00:50:31so humiliating yeah what is he doing here to shine henry's shoes
00:50:40oh mia has good tastes i'm sure she'll know someone's right for her watch it yard boy his father
00:50:46runs a us open with one phone call he can have you disqualified everybody let's not waste our time
00:50:53on this loser our food's getting cold let's go eat
00:51:01here please allow me
00:51:10oh that reminds me mr collins
00:51:12you have to try one of these i just had him flown in from cuba today
00:51:16really good urbanos oh now we're done real cuba huh
00:51:25there you go excellent taste young man
00:51:30thank you okay can we not smoke at the table please
00:51:36yeah real mature
00:51:40you should truly try this meal our chef being special
00:51:54i'm sorry man i mistook that for an ashtray
00:51:56okay that's enough stop disrespecting my guest
00:52:03don't worry about it i'm sure they'll see a new side of me soon enough
00:52:07i brought a gift
00:52:22ew what is this sounds like shiny scrap metal
00:52:26i bet it's all the junk
00:52:31henry show this schmuck what a real gift looks like
00:52:34yes yes thank you for the reminder my friend
00:52:37mm-hmm
00:52:40well mia
00:52:41i knew you grew up idolizing lion so i wanted to do something special
00:52:46i got you this
00:52:48this is lion's old tour card
00:52:51it took me ages to get it out of my father's collection
00:52:53that would go for millions of sotheby's
00:52:57henry this is very sweet of you
00:53:00but
00:53:01it's far too valuable i can't
00:53:04can't accept it
00:53:07this is incredibly rare
00:53:10what are you sparking about over there huh
00:53:12worried about that little trash bag that you brought in comparison
00:53:15admit it loser you are jealous because you could never afford a gift like that
00:53:26why don't we make a bet
00:53:28all right i'm listening
00:53:31if my gift is more valuable than yours
00:53:35you have to lick this plate clean
00:53:39cigar ash and all
00:53:49what a coincidence
00:53:52looks like i want to give mia
00:53:53alliance tour card too
00:53:58but not just one
00:54:0210
00:54:04whoa
00:54:06what
00:54:08that's impossible
00:54:09you're just a washed up loser
00:54:10like how is that possible
00:54:14well looks like you lost
00:54:15eat up
00:54:17jeez
00:54:17have i been getting this all wrong
00:54:20i gotta make a phone call
00:54:28wait
00:54:29guys we almost fell for this dude's trick
00:54:31i just talked to my father
00:54:33apparently there's hundreds of those things going around that are all
00:54:36fake the only way you can even tell is if you put them against a fire and then the little
00:54:41lion's head will pop up and let's be honest these are certainly fake
00:54:47and now guess what my dad's on his way and we're gonna bust you as the con man that you
00:54:53are
00:54:53you pissed off the president you are so screwed
00:54:58how dare you bring fakes into my house
00:55:03so you all think these cards are fake
00:55:05yeah
00:55:06yeah
00:55:08well i believe bobby
00:55:10i don't think you'd lie to me
00:55:12well why talk about it
00:55:14let's put to the test
00:55:15wait no
00:55:16wait no you can't destroy those
00:55:18that's part of lion's legacy
00:55:20that's a disrespect to golf itself
00:55:27wait no you can't destroy those
00:55:29that's part of lion's legacy
00:55:31it'd be an insult to golf itself
00:55:33oh my god mia why are you believing this guy
00:55:36i'm doing us all a favor by destroying these
00:55:39i'm calling him out for having a scam
00:55:46what's going on here
00:55:48what if that card actually is real
00:55:51fire test gold
00:55:54adversity test men
00:55:56yeah
00:55:58you lying con artist
00:56:00i'm sick of your parlor tricks
00:56:02get on your knees
00:56:03admit these are fake
00:56:04otherwise i'm gonna give you a glimpse into the depths of hell
00:56:10yeah
00:56:11this is who i was telling you about
00:56:13this is the con man
00:56:17ow
00:56:18you idiot
00:56:19what do you think you're doing
00:56:21mr chairman
00:56:22he was the one that brought the fakes
00:56:24we had nothing to do with it
00:56:28fakes
00:56:31no no no no no no
00:56:33these are the real deal
00:56:35what
00:56:35what
00:56:39fakes
00:56:42no no no no no no no
00:56:44these are the real deal
00:56:45what
00:56:46what
00:56:46dad what are you talking about
00:56:48are you senile
00:56:49like those can't be real
00:56:52ow
00:56:52did i raise an idiot
00:56:53wait a minute
00:56:54what
00:56:55if those cards are real
00:56:56then he
00:56:58he's lying
00:56:59he's lying
00:57:00i apologize for interrupting your family dinner
00:57:03i'll be
00:57:04cutting up all of his credit cards again
00:57:06what
00:57:07and he will be grounded
00:57:08until hopefully he learns his lesson
00:57:11what
00:57:11let's go
00:57:11your mother's in the car
00:57:12ow
00:57:13ow
00:57:14it's embarrassing
00:57:15ow
00:57:15we almost
00:57:17we almost
00:57:18destroyed
00:57:18those precious
00:57:20treasures
00:57:22we didn't mean to
00:57:23it was all henry's fault
00:57:27well
00:57:27it looks like dinner's finished to me
00:57:30let's go for a walk
00:57:32that sounds nice
00:57:34it'd be good to get some fresh air
00:57:36away from this stench
00:57:48sorry i had to deal with my family back there
00:57:50don't worry about it
00:57:52i just didn't want our first date to end sour
00:57:59is that your wife
00:58:09yes
00:58:11she passed in labor
00:58:13i'm sorry
00:58:16i know what it's like
00:58:17to lose someone you love
00:58:19never gets easier
00:58:22i want you to know that
00:58:23i'm not trying to replace anybody
00:58:26i just
00:58:28want to be by your side
00:58:46be careful
00:58:47hey bitch
00:58:50who's gonna save you now huh
00:58:51hey baby
00:58:53oh no
00:58:55bobby watch out
00:59:03hey
00:59:07let her go tyler
00:59:12ah
00:59:13ah
00:59:14ah
00:59:14ah
00:59:14ah
00:59:17i thought you were gonna go down swinging
00:59:20ah
00:59:20ah
00:59:20ah
00:59:22those are cute
00:59:23those are my daughters
00:59:27see that
00:59:29what you get for going against me
00:59:30you son of a bitch
00:59:34it's time to go join your wife in the hell
00:59:41fuck
00:59:41come on boys
00:59:42you got lucky this time motherfucker
00:59:44next time i see you it's gonna be your last
00:59:47okay
00:59:50not yet
00:59:51oh i think it's broken
00:59:53gotta get to the hospital
00:59:56let's go
01:00:04wait don't move
01:00:08not until the doctor says what's wrong
01:00:11i have an itch
01:00:13down there
01:00:15my hands are
01:00:16okay well let me itch it for you
01:00:22is it right here
01:00:29how's that feel
01:00:29that's amazing
01:00:31is that it?
01:00:32oh yeah
01:00:33that's so good
01:00:36that's amazing
01:00:38please
01:00:40oh
01:00:41yes
01:00:42what's daddy doing?
01:00:45Eleanor!
01:00:47daddy!
01:00:48hey
01:00:49oh
01:00:49oh
01:00:50i'm sorry
01:00:51hey doc
01:00:52um what's wrong with bobby's hand
01:00:54well mr wood's right hand suffered a stress fracture
01:00:57he needs
01:00:59he needs at least six weeks of proper rest
01:01:01or there will be permanent consequences
01:01:03six weeks
01:01:05what about the us open?
01:01:07you need rest
01:01:08and that's doctor's orders
01:01:13i missed you eleanor
01:01:14i missed you too
01:01:15wait wait wait
01:01:16what are you doing?
01:01:17you need to rest
01:01:18and you're not swinging a club anytime soon
01:01:20i have to go to the us open
01:01:22i'll pop oxy if i have to
01:01:24okay but we only have one a day and it only lasts four hours
01:01:28what are you gonna do when the pill wears off?
01:01:30you can't hold the club correctly
01:01:33four hours is plenty
01:01:34i'll win
01:01:36for you and me
01:01:38it's time the legendary lion of golf gets its proper ending
01:01:44welcome to the us open championships
01:01:46the total course will consist of 72 holes across four days
01:01:50the player with the lowest total score will win
01:01:53this year we'll be at the infamous devil's course
01:01:56the Auckland golf club
01:01:58the course consists of 250 acres
01:02:01168 bunkers
01:02:02tall roughs
01:02:02and no water hazards
01:02:04it is heavily designed to punish every mistake
01:02:07who will conquer the devil's course
01:02:09and who will claim the sterling trophy
01:02:15what?
01:02:16what?
01:02:17wait, Bobby
01:02:18Bobby, our groundskeeper
01:02:19is the legendary lion
01:02:22he's a grand slam champion
01:02:23he's never lost a tournament
01:02:25and now that the lion's back
01:02:27if we win
01:02:27August will be saved
01:02:29Bobby didn't want to tell him about his injury
01:02:31but his right hand
01:02:33is it really gonna be okay?
01:02:52you're old news, loser
01:02:54still living out your old grand slam glory days as your calling card?
01:02:58shut the fuck up, Tyler
01:03:01feisty
01:03:02I like it
01:03:03you can keep screeching
01:03:04but when I win
01:03:04I'm gonna find something to shove down your throat to shut you up
01:03:07so fucking gross
01:03:08enough
01:03:09this is a waste of time
01:03:10while lion has been sleeping away all these years
01:03:14I have been conquering this very course
01:03:16year after year
01:03:21you think you can keep up with me?
01:03:29you don't wake a sleeping lion
01:03:36I will crush the very pedestal your followers have built up in your absence
01:03:40I will show them once and for all
01:03:42who deserves to be the greatest of all time
01:04:07incredible
01:04:08the golden hills golden boys strike with nearer robotic precision
01:04:12incredible
01:04:14the golden hills golden boys strike with nearer robotic precision
01:04:14they're all playing way above their level
01:04:16it's almost like they can see the exact angle, arc, and swing path
01:04:23man, oh man
01:04:25this AI
01:04:26it's incredible
01:04:27it's our secret weapon
01:04:28this has-been
01:04:30he can't beat us
01:04:31he's done for
01:04:40can he do it?
01:04:50this is your grand slam here?
01:04:52he's better off as my caddy
01:04:54don't push yourself
01:04:55you can't play like this
01:04:58don't worry about it
01:05:00I'm not gonna miss my next shot
01:05:06alright, well you focus on swinging
01:05:08I'll take care of the rest
01:05:34hey, are you okay?
01:05:37how's the leaderboard?
01:05:39there you go, good job today
01:05:42let's find out
01:05:45oh
01:05:46oh, thank god
01:05:48we made it to the finals
01:05:49I'm still way behind
01:05:51to win this game
01:05:52I have to catch up quickly
01:05:55game's just begun
01:06:04oh
01:06:15Mia!
01:06:17where are you?
01:06:19hey, do you need something?
01:06:20no, I tried to grab my towel
01:06:22but my wrist still hurts
01:06:24it's
01:06:25oh yeah, hold on
01:06:28can you massage it please?
01:06:31the ferocious lion needs some help
01:06:36where does it hurt?
01:06:39right here
01:06:55the finals are tomorrow
01:06:56the finals are tomorrow
01:06:57I don't want you to overexert yourself
01:06:58tonight
01:07:01you're alright
01:07:22I have brought you your luckiest charm for your big day
01:07:27I brought you your luckiest charm for your big day
01:07:28Eleanor is here to root for you
01:07:30hehehe
01:07:32a good luck kiss for daddy
01:07:34now
01:07:34you're gonna win today
01:07:35because you always say
01:07:37I'm the luckiest thing that ever happened to you
01:07:40so
01:07:40this
01:07:44you
01:07:47is
01:07:49the
01:07:51the
01:07:55Four hours?
01:07:57I need to finish before noon.
01:08:14What's going on?
01:08:16Loose Gothal isn't headed towards the flag.
01:08:18It's...
01:08:26Wait, that guy just pushed Bobby's ball deeper into the bunker?
01:08:30What are they trying to do?
01:08:34That's the game plan.
01:08:35The Golden Hills Golden Boys got Bobby buried in.
01:08:38He's forced to play an impossible lie.
01:08:45We're completely dug in.
01:08:47What are we going to do?
01:08:51Just give it up, old man.
01:08:53According to our calculations, it is impossible to make it in the hole in one stroke.
01:08:58The mighty lion is trapped in our cage.
01:09:01There's no way these guys are this precise.
01:09:04They must be playing dirty.
01:09:09You planted microchips in your arm?
01:09:11So what if we did?
01:09:13So what if we did?
01:09:13All your experience is nothing compared to AI.
01:09:24You want a hint?
01:09:26The AI has calculated millions of possibilities, and it's come up with one conclusion.
01:09:31You lose.
01:09:32AI is never wrong.
01:09:34You're so screwed.
01:09:38Dude, just accept it.
01:09:40You're a washed-up retiree.
01:09:42You can't be cold, hard facts.
01:09:44Don't you understand that?
01:09:45It's in the bag, for God's sakes.
01:09:50Leave it to me.
01:10:09How the hell?
01:10:11No.
01:10:12That goes against all common sense and calculations.
01:10:16It's impossible.
01:10:22See?
01:10:23He landed back in the bunker.
01:10:25He still needs two strokes.
01:10:28That fossil doesn't understand the AI.
01:10:30It runs the world now.
01:10:34Bobby has one stroke to lay the ball in the hole.
01:10:36Just to tie with Kane.
01:10:37Shit, Mia.
01:10:39We're done for.
01:10:40Looks like August can't escape bankruptcy after all.
01:10:43The fact that y'all still put all your faith in him, it's your biggest mistake.
01:10:47Making it in the hole from the bunker?
01:10:49Nobody can do that.
01:10:51Oh, God.
01:10:53Wait.
01:10:54On the green?
01:10:55Something's moving.
01:10:59Wait.
01:11:00That's my ball.
01:11:04Did he just?
01:11:06Ooh, so close.
01:11:08But it looks like Bobby's misplay will cost them two strokes.
01:11:12It's okay, guys.
01:11:14Even if August Golf Club goes down, we'll stick together like family.
01:11:19Our cutting-edge AI implant chips have exactly what we need to get in your way.
01:11:25When?
01:11:27In your dreams.
01:11:29Our AI's calculated your chances.
01:11:31And guess what?
01:11:32It's a hundred percent chance you lose.
01:11:39What's this?
01:11:40I can't believe my mind.
01:11:42The ball's still moving.
01:11:45Look alive, boys.
01:11:47I'm still in play.
01:11:53It sucked.
01:11:55A pathetic old man challenging hard facts and data?
01:12:00It's impossible.
01:12:00Yeah, you must really be embarrassed, huh?
01:12:11Yeah.
01:12:12Oh, my God.
01:12:19Let's go.
01:12:21I knew you could do it.
01:12:25Our cutting-edge AI didn't see that path.
01:12:28How did you?
01:12:30Nah, you know what, man?
01:12:31It's got to be a bug or something, right?
01:12:33I mean, there's no way that this guy's smarter than AI.
01:12:38It's not a bug.
01:12:39He took the path that AI considered to be impossible,
01:12:43and he did it in one stroke.
01:12:45He's done what AI thought to be beyond human ability.
01:12:49A free lesson for you.
01:12:50All the cold, hard data in the world can't compete
01:12:53with years of experience on the golf course.
01:12:57It's going to be a long time before you beat me.
01:13:00So all your little microchips won't win.
01:13:06Now let's take a look at the final leaderboard.
01:13:08Bobby and Kane are tied for first.
01:13:10You know what this means.
01:13:12A sudden death round.
01:13:14Whoever wins will move on to the next.
01:13:18Let's go, boys.
01:13:25What's wrong?
01:13:29The painkillers have worn off, haven't they?
01:13:30Don't worry.
01:13:32I'll put Kane in this place soon enough.
01:13:58You've held out long enough, old man.
01:14:00It's time to end your legacy, Lion.
01:14:01You've held out long enough, man.
01:14:08Damn it.
01:14:10The painkiller's worn off.
01:14:20Nice.
01:14:21Yeah.
01:14:21Let's go.
01:14:22Next is hole 10, 535 yards at par four.
01:14:27Kane Carter is up next.
01:14:36Just give up.
01:14:37The future belongs to young, innovative players like me,
01:14:40not wrinkly old deadweights.
01:14:41You're just a stepping stone on my way to the podium.
01:14:55What the hell are you looking at, old man?
01:14:57The flag's all the way over there.
01:14:59Just waiting on the sun to disappear.
01:15:02Disappear?
01:15:03There's not a cloud in sight.
01:15:04You really are crazy.
01:15:06My experience doesn't lie.
01:15:18You screwed up.
01:15:21Even the great lion can't come back from this.
01:15:24Chin up, old man.
01:15:26You got to make it to the green to watch me crush you for good.
01:15:29Daddy, a lucky magic spell for you.
01:15:32I know you can do it.
01:15:34You got this.
01:15:38Soon.
01:15:40Soon?
01:15:40Soon what?
01:15:42Are you praying for a miracle?
01:15:43I mean, I guess you probably should,
01:15:45because it's going to take an act of God for you to win this.
01:15:48Anything less than that trophy is mine.
01:15:50A miracle?
01:15:52Miracles are for the unprepared.
01:16:05The sun.
01:16:07It actually disappeared.
01:16:19Fine.
01:16:20At least it'll make things interesting.
01:16:32Nice shot, bud.
01:16:33Bummer.
01:16:34Nerf.
01:16:35Yes.
01:16:36Kane slipped up.
01:16:38Bobby just needs to get the ball in the green
01:16:40and put it in the hole.
01:16:41Then he's tied with Kane.
01:16:43It's for another round.
01:16:45Got this, Daddy.
01:16:46God.
01:16:48Bet his time is going to be the total eclipse.
01:16:50How is he going to swing in total darkness?
01:16:52This is beyond lion's top records.
01:16:54Even at his peak.
01:16:55Plus, it's about to be pitch black soon.
01:16:57You can keep dreaming, bud.
01:17:00Now it's Bobby's turn.
01:17:02He's looking rough.
01:17:03We believe in you, Bobby.
01:17:05You got this.
01:17:11Wait.
01:17:12Bobby's not aiming for the sage.
01:17:14He's aiming for the flag.
01:17:15He's swinging for the wind.
01:17:17I tell you what.
01:17:19I'll sweeten it.
01:17:20You pull off this miracle,
01:17:22I'll tear down that Golden Hill sign.
01:17:24And I'll hand it to August.
01:17:29August doesn't want your club.
01:17:31Your reputation is trash.
01:17:36And you...
01:17:38I'll go beyond.
01:17:40I'll beat the old me.
01:17:42After this shot,
01:17:42August's name will echo across America.
01:17:47Now watch this drive.
01:17:48Now watch this drive.
01:18:21Fly, golf ball, fly!
01:18:23Big Daddy's dream come true!
01:18:45How did he do this?
01:18:49Let's go!
01:18:53Let's go!
01:18:54Oh, my God.
01:18:56No!
01:19:00I lost!
01:19:01Look, he crushed me.
01:19:03How could Cain lose to this fucking old bastard?
01:19:09Daddy, I knew you were the bestest.
01:19:14Folks, did you see this?
01:19:15He managed to beat Cain Carter with an injured right hand.
01:19:19He's back, folks.
01:19:20The Gox, the Lion, Bobby Woods!
01:19:29The winner of the U.S. Open Championship, Bobby the Lion Woods!
01:19:39I didn't do this for me.
01:19:43I did it for all of us.
01:19:45For August Golf Club.
01:19:49You cheated!
01:19:52This trophy belongs to the Golden Hills Golf Club.
01:19:55You were taking pills.
01:19:56I saw it with my own two eyes.
01:19:58You were doping.
01:20:01No, the meds you saw him taking were cleared with the association before the competition even started.
01:20:07You got proof of that, sweetheart?
01:20:09I can prove it.
01:20:16The doping you saw?
01:20:19Painkillers.
01:20:20Prescribed by the hospital for his injuries.
01:20:23Legal.
01:20:24Approved by the association.
01:20:26And cleared prior to competition.
01:20:29It's all documented right here.
01:20:32You.
01:20:34You're on his team.
01:20:35You're in on it.
01:20:36Oh, and as far as your crimes go,
01:20:39I've got implanting microchips to cheat
01:20:43and also aggravated assault.
01:20:46I have evidence.
01:20:48How about you?
01:20:51I have evidence.
01:20:54Do you?
01:20:56This is enough to arrest you
01:20:58and investigate your little club.
01:21:01Come on.
01:21:02Come on, you motherfucker.
01:21:04Lion, you finally returned, reclaiming your place as champion.
01:21:15A long time ago,
01:21:16I said I was going to retire.
01:21:18But I did for my daughter.
01:21:20And since I've won,
01:21:21I'm going back into retirement.
01:21:27Stay.
01:21:28We need a legend like you in golf
01:21:31to lead the way.
01:21:33Please, stay.
01:21:34Stay.
01:21:37Stay.
01:21:41Eleanor, Daddy has a lot of money now, and I can afford to bring you to any art school you
01:21:46want to go to.
01:21:47I'm staying with you. I'm not golfing.
01:21:53Daddy, I like watching you play golf.
01:21:57I've never seen you so cool and strong before. You're amazing.
01:22:03I'm a big girl now. Eleanor's happy if Daddy's happy.
01:22:07Daddy should do what he wants, too.
01:22:16Okay. Then we're all going to be a big happy family.
01:22:40We're all going to be a big happy family.
01:22:45We're all going to be a big happy family.
01:22:46We're all going to be a big happy family.
01:23:18It's not your time to die yet.
01:23:21I've just been sane and awakened my medical legacy.
01:23:28Your soul is already halfway out the door.
01:23:32I'm snatching you from the grid.
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