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Oops…Honey, I Really Am The Supreme Mage
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00:14I'm ordering
00:23Wait, is Diablo's seal weakening?
00:30They are back
00:48We'll handle this
00:59Seal?
01:00What's seal?
01:01Go back
01:19Master Caroline, what's that?
01:22That's Diablo's demon army, your majesty
01:24The wood barrier won't hold
01:26Get the trinity enchantment
01:28Now, look, they're pulling back
01:35No, that's Diablo's double
01:46Lumina, Varada
01:48Let's seal him now
01:50Three as one
01:52Sacred Steel
01:54Fire the demon
02:00Caroline
02:02Don't tell me you three can't even handle an Avatar
02:05Avatar!
02:06I'm out of the way
02:06I'm out of the way
02:06I'm out of the way
02:14I'm out of the way
02:16Help us
02:18Metal!
02:21Boi!
02:23You're the stupid
02:25No!
02:27No!
02:28No!
02:29No!
02:57Go fuck him.
03:08This presence? Impossible. Could it be? The Oracle Mentor?
03:20The legendary spirit raven? To manifest a spirit beast into a spear of lightning. Such divine power.
03:29This is no ordinary mage. The kingdom is saved! Quickly, after them!
03:43Screw off!
03:52Wait. A black panther? A divine crow?
03:57Hey, what's this look for? Did you spot something?
04:05Lord Alistair! Are you well?
04:07You lowlife! What curse have you caught?
04:09Shut up!
04:10I am Alistair and Ashworth. It is my honor to meet you, Master.
04:14Ashford? Are you Caroline's apprentice?
04:18Yes. Hence I bear her name. Master, I am indeed the disciple of the High Priest. Your formation is arranged
04:24the same way as my teacher's.
04:26Oh. I didn't teach Caroline a few tricks.
04:29You are... a mentor.
04:32Have a taste.
04:34This... this is the fruit of the gods! It only bears one fruit every thousand years!
04:40Did Caroline send you to find me? How did she know I was here?
04:44No. His Majesty has summoned High Mages to the capital to fight demons. I pass this by by chance.
04:50Mentor, please come with me to the Royal City. A spring banquet invitation? I'm not interested.
04:55Please. I beg you.
05:03Pan! How dare you disrespect the Duke!
05:06Stop, Knight Elwyn! Do not be disrespectful to the Mentor!
05:12My lord, I am here by the King's order to escort you back to the city. Please don't let trash
05:18like Cairn waste your time.
05:19Trash? Do you know him?
05:24Many years ago, we were once husband and wife.
05:30Cairn! Drop that straw at once!
05:32Drop that straw at once.
05:43My lord Duke, are you well? This countryside is dusty. Let's not soil your fine boots. Please, take a seat.
05:50Do as he says and sit. Yes, right away.
05:57Cairn! Show some respect. A Duke of his standing does not deserve such insolence from you.
06:05How dare they display such rotten fruits meant for pigs! Such worthless garbage doesn't belong in front of a guest!
06:12Stop! I just love eating these!
06:19Sir, you really care so much about the people.
06:29Your grace, the capital's shield is cracked. We need return the Sylvagate immediately.
06:34Mr. Stone, with the kingdom on the brink of collapse, we urgently request your cooperation to return to the with
06:40us.
06:41Thanks. No time, I ain't going.
06:44Don't push it. The demons aren't fully destroyed yet. Only to the Eldoria can save your life.
06:51I have passed the level 7 mage exam. Totally enough to protect a peasant like you.
06:57Only 7? You still need to try harder.
07:03Elivan, I'm ahead. Get stoned to the city. No excuses.
07:17Cairn! Coming or not?
07:21Not a chance.
07:27He won't listen? Tie him up to Royal City, now!
07:30Yes, sir!
07:33Sir, we're just doing our duty. We hope you...
07:42This urgent? Guess I gotta go myself.
07:50Just doodled this years ago.
07:53And sure enough, Caroline slacked off.
07:55Didn't even bother reinforcing it.
07:58Step back!
07:59Commoner!
08:00Lay a hand on the holy pillar again and I'll chop off both your hands!
08:08Vedentes Ely!
08:10A Arctic Ice Wolves pulling her carriage?
08:12Truly a level 6 ice make!
08:18Lord Simus commands fire perfectly!
08:20Only Venerable Varada is stronger!
08:23It's been too long. You're as beautiful as ever, Miss Ellie.
08:26What's that revolting stench here?
08:28Guards, throw this flea out!
08:30I came at Alistair's invitation and to meet my noble ex-wife.
08:36Look, she's here.
08:37Ex-wife? Him?
08:38The High Knight of the Empire?
08:41This beggar's completely insane!
08:43Cairn!
08:44How dare you set foot in the sanctuary?
08:46Any maig here could turn you to ash with one breath.
08:49Get back to your shelter!
08:50I'm not leaving.
08:51I have an invitation.
08:54You forged this invite?
08:56Rot in the dungeon!
08:59Enough!
09:00You have an invite?
09:02Then follow the rules!
09:04Step through the judgment porch!
09:06Live or die!
09:07You take the risk!
09:09This corridor will crush even a level 5 mage.
09:11Cairn, you can still back out before it's too late.
09:26Impossible.
09:27He has no magic era.
09:28None at all!
09:29Seize him!
09:29Uncover his dark magic!
09:30Last chance to save you.
09:32Confess.
09:33And I'll let you walk free.
09:35Just a servant's invite.
09:37Farmer.
09:38This is your limit.
09:40Step closer.
09:42Blast for me!
09:44A Duke's invite won't do.
09:46How about this?
09:49This strange power.
09:51Who gave you that scroll?
09:55This isn't an invitation.
09:58It's the Grand Mentor's Scroll.
09:59Only three exist in the world.
10:03Who exactly are you?
10:10The Grandmaster's Scroll?
10:12Where did you get it?
10:13Cairn!
10:14Don't you know hiding the Grandmaster's Relic is a felony?
10:16Beg the Earl's mercy.
10:18Say you found it!
10:19Found it?
10:19I've got dozens of these at home.
10:22Old man, can I go in now?
10:25Attendants.
10:26Escort this gentleman in at once.
10:28Elevan, come with me.
10:39Elvan, tell me the truth.
10:41Who exactly is Cairn?
10:44He's just a peasant from the countryside.
10:46No magic, no way he has the Grandmaster's Scroll.
10:49My lord, shall I throw him out of the temple?
10:51No, Elvan.
10:52Elvan, your ex-husband is no ordinary man.
10:55You ought to be grateful not spouting nonsense here, understand?
10:58I'd be grateful to him?
11:00Enough.
11:00Go keep him company.
11:02Later, find a way to introduce me to him, will you?
11:06Introduce you?
11:06He's just a...
11:07Elaine!
11:08Is this how you treat a guest?
11:10Have you forgotten all royal etiquette?
11:12No, my lord.
11:18Find out.
11:18Where did this scroll come from?
11:38Did the high night order cut pay?
11:40Why is her ex-husband eating like he's starved for three days?
11:42Lady Ellie, when has a bumplen like his ever seen such delicaties?
11:46Don't throw out the leftovers.
11:48Pack them for Mr. Cairn.
11:49It'll feed him all winter in his hub.
11:53Cairn, stop eating.
11:55Every second you're here, you're ruining my reputation.
11:58Food's meant to be eaten, ain't it?
11:59This turkey's good.
12:00Bit undercooked, though.
12:01Wanna bite?
12:01You!
12:08Lady Liliana, this little mage looks mighty familiar.
12:20Is that Countess Liliana?
12:22I'd die just for one look from her.
12:24Wipe that drool off your face.
12:26She's the Gilbert's only disciple.
12:28You aren't even worthy of breathing the same air.
12:39So, you like Liliana?
12:51Shut up, you peasant!
12:53That's the Countess!
12:55How dare you speak her name!
12:58Cairn, stop this madness.
13:00She's a level 8 mage, knighted by the king himself.
13:03Gilbert's little crybaby, Lylee?
13:05Right, I remember her now.
13:07All these years and only level 8.
13:09Her talent is mediocre at best.
13:12Level 8 is mediocre?
13:14You're a magicless loser.
13:15How dare you?
13:18Even as a high knight, I have to bow to her.
13:21Even Vakrant Silas feels unworthy.
13:24Even Kamis feels unworthy.
13:26Who do you think you are?
13:28Listen closely, farmer.
13:31A sage's disciple is royalty.
13:34Even Count Dexter bows to her.
13:36Being in her presence is the greatest honor of your pathetic life.
13:41No.
13:42You've got it all wrong.
13:43I'm the one doing her an honor by showing up.
13:48I'll teach you the price of insulting a noble!
13:53No!
14:02Could it be Lady Liliana?
14:08Lilz!
14:08Look at me!
14:13Your presence honors this feast, Lady Liliana.
14:16Lord Dexter hosting the Spring Feast eases the king's burden tremendously.
14:20Lylee.
14:21Cairn, are you fever-y?
14:23The nonsense you've sprouted today beats the last ten years combined.
14:26He's been stuck in the sticks way too long.
14:28Gone plain crazy.
14:29If Lady Liliana hadn't intervened, he'd be beheaded by now.
14:33Relax.
14:34I'm just gonna go say hi to Lilz.
14:36Wait here.
14:37Alone?
14:37And Lilz?
14:38Are you insane?
14:40Don't you realize every word you say drags me closer to the gallows?
14:46Lilz!
14:47Hey!
14:49Over here!
14:52Is that slob insane?
14:53Daring to call her ladyship by her pet name?
14:56He's swaggering just because his ex-wife's the High Knight.
14:59Total lack of decency.
15:00Night Paramount so promising.
15:02How's she married to someone like him?
15:04With an ex-husband like that, she'll be dragged down sooner or later.
15:08Stop!
15:20Did you get to the bottom of that scroll?
15:22Word is, he crossed paths with Duke Alistair.
15:25What a farce.
15:27The scroll was stolen from Duke Alistair.
15:36Now, throw him out!
15:44My lady, this peasant knows nothing of decorum.
15:48I'll remove him at once.
15:53Mr. Kane!
15:54It really is you!
16:02Look at the little crybaby all grown up.
16:05You've even learned how to put on airs.
16:09Nobody actually knows Lady Liliana?
16:15Just here for the show.
16:17Oh, there's someone you should meet.
16:19My ex-wife, Elwhan.
16:25So it's you.
16:27I thank you for the care you showed my mentor.
16:30Liliana, listen!
16:31This is not what you think, I...
16:33Look at you.
16:35Where's that Supreme Knight pride?
16:37Cat got your tongue?
16:38Come, little Lylee.
16:39Let's talk in private.
16:41What the hell is this?
16:43How does he know Lady Liliana?
16:45I want answers, too.
16:50Master, I know her.
16:52The High Knight is a legend.
16:56So, what's your take on her?
16:58Impressive.
16:59Level 6 mage ed, Supreme Knight.
17:02He has a bright future ahead.
17:04I meant, as a woman.
17:07Is she wife material?
17:08Does she have the...
17:09She's striking.
17:10But her arrogance is...
17:12Unbearable.
17:14But I trust your judgment.
17:16Perfect.
17:17Help me win my ex-wife back.
17:22All right.
17:23That's her.
17:25She won't.
17:33How?
17:34Why would she do this?
17:35For a mere farmer?
17:42Mentor, just tell me.
17:44What do you need me to do?
17:46Just sing my praises a little.
17:47Tell her about my good qualities.
17:49I'll take care of the rest.
17:51Elowen, darling.
17:52Little Lylee here.
17:53She would love to have a word with you.
18:00I'll let you two ladies chat.
18:01There are some fine wines in the foightware.
18:03I'll get some.
18:16Lord, is there something you needed?
18:18Elowen, please.
18:20It's just us here.
18:21I just wanted to say,
18:24Mr. Stone is a great deal more than what you see on the surface.
18:27My lady, he's pulled the wool over your eyes.
18:29I once held out hope for him myself, even married him.
18:32But he'd sooner tend his pigs in Potato Patch than use his true talent.
18:36Perhaps what he's been guarding isn't potatoes.
18:39But all of us.
18:41The entire kingdom.
18:42Entire kingdom?
18:43You cannot be serious.
18:44He's just a deadbeat.
18:46I take my eyes off him for one second.
18:48He finds a new way to embarrass me.
18:50No, Elowen, listen to me.
18:51You'll find that Mr. Stone is truly a remarkable...
18:55Caring.
19:02The inscriptions are wrong.
19:04No wonder something's felt off here.
19:11Cayan!
19:12Get back!
19:14Have you lost your mind?
19:18Elowen, put a leash on your stupid mongrel.
19:21How dare he disrespect the founding emperor's effigy?
19:24He broke the sacred inscription!
19:26It's over!
19:27The gods are going to punish us!
19:28Broke what?
19:29I just fixed it for you.
19:30Don't mention it.
19:34We're doomed.
19:35This time he's not just being stupid.
19:37He might get us all killed.
19:38Mr. Stone was right after all.
19:41This inscription array should have been repaired long ago.
19:44It was Lord Silomus who stepped just in time and kept the formation intact.
19:49Lady Liliana, you have my word.
19:52I'll take good care of Mr. Stone.
19:55Kid, I like you.
19:57Mr. Stone, if I may.
19:59Anyone who can stay on Lady Liliana's mind like that.
20:01Just who are you, really?
20:03Oh, you could say I'm her mentor.
20:05Mentor?
20:06I get now!
20:07Oh, you get it, do you?
20:09Keep it down just between us.
20:10Keep what down?
20:11Lady Liliana's an orphan.
20:12She grew up in a small village.
20:13You're the one who taught her to read and feed her, aren't you?
20:16Well, if you want to look at it that way, I suppose you're not wrong.
20:20You're nothing but a washed-up teacher who got incredibly lucky.
20:24Now get out of my sight.
20:26What a complete waste of my time.
20:30The bumpkin!
20:32That's the one, the bumpkin.
20:34Throw him out!
20:35Haven't you wasted enough of our food and drink?
20:37Go, get the hell out of here!
20:39Or we'll do it for you!
20:40Going where, exactly?
20:45Going where, exactly?
20:47Out of the Sanctum, where else?
20:49Out of respect for Commander Elevin, I'm giving you the chance to walk out on your own.
20:55Trust me, you don't want to be carried.
21:00Carried out, I was invited here.
21:06You mean this scroll you stole?
21:09Stole?
21:10I wrote over a hundred of these things myself back in the day.
21:12Still lying?
21:13Fine.
21:14I'll let the Mentor Scroll be your judge, you filthy shit!
21:36Mentor?
21:38Mentor?
21:54Mentor? Is that really you?
22:26That resonance! I knew it! That's Mentor!
22:44That's the Oracle Mentor's power! He's summoning us! Get my horse! Now! I'm going to the Sanctum! Move!
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