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Craving My Brother's Best Friend
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00:00:04Open your legs up for me, wider.
00:00:07Like that?
00:00:09Like that.
00:00:15Oh, yeah, right there.
00:00:20Are you sure you're ready for me to take your virginity?
00:00:22This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:25I only want you.
00:00:29Your mother's gonna kill me.
00:00:31But I don't care.
00:00:33You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:46And that's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:49my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body,
00:00:52and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:54In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:57Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:00In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:03It's pure tragic.
00:01:04Not only is he the star quarterback,
00:01:06but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:08So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:12Oh, shit!
00:01:13Fucking dumbass!
00:01:16Stupid!
00:01:17Stupid!
00:01:20Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:22Could've been really bad.
00:01:25Oh, fuck.
00:01:26Oh, my God.
00:01:28What?
00:01:29No.
00:01:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:31Oh, my God.
00:01:33Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison
00:01:35a 4,000 word pure smut starring him!
00:01:42All right.
00:01:43Welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:45You can crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:48This is awesome.
00:01:49I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:52And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:55But you are welcome to my house-roaming party tonight.
00:01:58But bring something.
00:01:59Not so fast.
00:02:01You're not staying here alone.
00:02:02I got you a roommate.
00:02:04And he's gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:05What?
00:02:06A roommate?
00:02:07No, I'm an adult.
00:02:08I don't need a babysitter, Vaughn.
00:02:10No, no.
00:02:10You're a big baby.
00:02:11And you know it.
00:02:13Okay.
00:02:14Fine.
00:02:15Who is it?
00:02:34Hey, roomie.
00:02:36It's been a while.
00:02:37You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:41Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:43I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:45The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed a ten-page smut about us.
00:02:50Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:53What?
00:02:54Oh, sorry.
00:02:55Yo, Allie, quit drooling.
00:02:56Come on, that's gross.
00:02:57I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:02:59I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:01And, dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:03And put some actual pants on.
00:03:04You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:06Yeah, just get out of the chair.
00:03:08I don't care, man.
00:03:09All right.
00:03:09You're in a watch studio now.
00:03:10You gotta keep the horny jocks away from her.
00:03:12Okay?
00:03:13And remember, most important part, road code.
00:03:15We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:17Ron.
00:03:17Ron.
00:03:17I don't wanna sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:19Catch you later, okay?
00:03:20Fuck yeah.
00:03:20All right, catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:21All right, bye, everybody.
00:03:25You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:33Hey, hey, it reminds me.
00:03:36Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:40I don't know.
00:03:42Why don't you define weird?
00:03:44It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:52Sometimes they have files that, like, will give you a virus if you open it, so you just
00:03:56don't wanna open it.
00:03:57And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look
00:04:01at it.
00:04:01Yeah, right.
00:04:02A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:08That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:09Yeah.
00:04:10No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp the last, like, two weeks, so I hit a signal.
00:04:15So he hasn't seen it.
00:04:17I'm safe.
00:04:19Why?
00:04:19What's on the email?
00:04:22Why?
00:04:22What's on the email?
00:04:23Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:26Anything I should, uh, know about?
00:04:27Nothing.
00:04:28Nothing.
00:04:29Because you know, like I am, could be looking after you now.
00:04:31I made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should,
00:04:35uh, tell me.
00:04:36Okay.
00:04:37Nope.
00:04:38Nothing.
00:04:38Nothing scandalous.
00:04:39I, I'm gonna go, actually, um, I have to go.
00:04:41Oh, good to see you.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:47Deep breath.
00:04:48This is my year.
00:04:50New city.
00:04:51New school.
00:04:52I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:53And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:15What is a size eight doing in my locker room?
00:05:17Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:22Hi, um, I'm Allison.
00:05:25I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:28Sweetie, cheerleaders need to be liftable and more delicate.
00:05:32You know what I mean?
00:05:33Uh, but I was captain of my high school team and I went really fast.
00:05:39Okay.
00:05:40You want a shot?
00:05:42But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:44Okay.
00:05:45Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:46Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:48If he's okay with someone your size on his sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:54Sure.
00:05:55Yeah.
00:05:55Um, where is he?
00:05:57He's in a team meeting.
00:05:59Down the hallway, third door on the left.
00:06:01And just barge in.
00:06:03Be aggressive.
00:06:04He loves them.
00:06:06See you luck.
00:06:12Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:15She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus?
00:06:19Brett's going to eat her life.
00:06:26Third door.
00:06:27Meeting room.
00:06:28Show him aggression.
00:06:29I got this.
00:06:38Oh my god.
00:06:41Oh my god.
00:06:43Oh my god.
00:06:43You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:44Cause, uh, you just come here for a show?
00:06:46Yeah.
00:06:47We lost and we still gotta start.
00:06:52Hope you brought your meat pies, virgin.
00:06:55No!
00:06:56No!
00:06:58Don't be shy, baby.
00:06:59Turn around.
00:07:01Whoa!
00:07:06Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:08I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:10Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:12Were you needing a salute?
00:07:16Um...
00:07:16Back off.
00:07:19Back off.
00:07:34You looking for me?
00:07:37You looking for me?
00:07:39What do you think you're doing in the boys' life now?
00:07:41Brett?
00:07:42He's the football captain?
00:07:44Of course he is.
00:07:46Who else could it be?
00:07:48Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:50You know, you have a habit of walking in on me when I'm half naked.
00:07:54Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:55The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:07:59Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:01I am the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is in.
00:08:05Oh my god.
00:08:07It's alright.
00:08:08Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:11Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:12You look thirsty.
00:08:21Hey, well, great.
00:08:22Well, you guys are gonna be running last until you fuckin' puke.
00:08:24Put it down!
00:08:29What's that?
00:08:30Alright, let's get you out of here. I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:32It's okay, I can just go out.
00:08:45I finally did it. The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old. I kissed my brother's best
00:08:51friend. And holy hell, it felt good.
00:08:56The captain just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:01Touchdown!
00:09:03Nice look.
00:09:11You guys are benched.
00:09:12It's just a joke.
00:09:14Seriously.
00:09:16Kevin just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:20Don't look, here's the kisser.
00:09:22In the men's shower, Elson?
00:09:24Unmenged.
00:09:24Does he kiss as good as he looks?
00:09:27Kill me.
00:09:28No.
00:09:34What are you doing here?
00:09:37I'm here to pick you up.
00:09:38Obviously.
00:09:41Didn't your practice end, like, four hours ago?
00:09:43Yes, it did.
00:09:44You've just been waiting.
00:09:46Yeah.
00:09:46And, uh, whose fault is it at?
00:09:49I messaged you.
00:09:50Oh, crap.
00:09:51I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut. I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:56I must have missed your message.
00:09:58Oh, crap.
00:09:58Sorry.
00:10:00Missed my message, sir.
00:10:02You know, I don't think so.
00:10:04I think.
00:10:05I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:07Why?
00:10:08Okay, come on.
00:10:09What?
00:10:09Just give it back.
00:10:10Whatever you...
00:10:11Hold on.
00:10:12You're texting Chad?
00:10:15I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:18You know, Chad is a walking STD.
00:10:20He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:21Are you into that?
00:10:22We're doing a school project together.
00:10:24Ah, a school project.
00:10:25Yes.
00:10:25You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:29Well, it's the truth.
00:10:30So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:32Hold on.
00:10:33Let me do something really quick.
00:10:34What are you doing?
00:10:35There you go.
00:10:36Chad is deleted.
00:10:37What?
00:10:38What?
00:10:38Stop!
00:10:39They're already done.
00:10:40That's not cool.
00:10:40You can't do that.
00:10:42That's not fair.
00:10:43Yes, it is.
00:10:44Because, listen.
00:10:45You're my business now.
00:10:48So, right now, I want you to open your phone.
00:10:50I said take your phone out.
00:10:55Cool, but do what?
00:10:57I want you to, uh, pin my contact to the top.
00:11:08Keep it cool, Allison.
00:11:10Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:12This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:15The car.
00:11:16The moonlit night.
00:11:18And the brooding quarterback.
00:11:20I'm gonna spontaneously combust.
00:11:24Make sure you are going to take my chance.
00:11:27This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:30My only.
00:11:31My only have ever wanted you.
00:11:37Ah, yes.
00:11:38Brett.
00:11:40Harder.
00:11:41Faster.
00:11:42I'm coming.
00:11:44Are you alright?
00:11:45Yes.
00:11:46I need a little bit of air.
00:11:47It's really hot in here.
00:11:49I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:51Ron is gonna kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:56No, I just like...
00:12:05Oh my god.
00:12:06Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:08I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:12You have double XL condoms, do you see?
00:12:14I hate it.
00:12:15I'll tell you what else.
00:12:16It's for grown-ups.
00:12:17Do you actually use those?
00:12:19Yeah.
00:12:19They use your face.
00:12:21There's no way.
00:12:23That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:25What did you like to know?
00:12:31Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so...
00:12:34Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker room.
00:12:37You kissed me back.
00:12:38You basically attacked me.
00:12:39I was just trying to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:48Pathetic.
00:12:49I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:50I thought he kissed me back.
00:12:52I'm such an idiot.
00:12:54Forget I said anything.
00:12:56You know what, why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:12:58Now that you're my responsibility, we're gonna sit in some new ground rules.
00:13:01Excuse me?
00:13:02There's gonna be a 9pm curfew.
00:13:05No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:07And you're gonna share your live location with me all the time.
00:13:10Are you insane?
00:13:11Who do you think you are?
00:13:12My father?
00:13:18I'm your roommate.
00:13:20And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:24So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:27Yeah.
00:13:28We're roommates.
00:13:30And that means we're equals.
00:13:31Mm-hmm.
00:13:32And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:35So you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:39And Ron has already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to
00:13:43make sure that you're safe.
00:13:45Why don't you consider me your brother Pro Max?
00:13:49Nope.
00:13:50Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:13:53No. Pro Max.
00:13:55Not when he looks like that.
00:13:59You got problem with him?
00:14:01Yeah.
00:14:02This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:06First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:08Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:12You don't get to tell me about them.
00:14:14I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:15You don't control what I do.
00:14:18Yes, I do.
00:14:31Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:34Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:14:38Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:41Lingerie?
00:14:42Seriously?
00:14:44But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the squat.
00:14:48I'm not letting Rita win.
00:14:51I'm your roommate.
00:14:52And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:14:55Since that's all he wants to be, a roommate, my brother's best friend, screw him.
00:15:00I don't take orders from those.
00:15:04Are you ready for this ride?
00:15:06Come on!
00:15:07Let's get up, let's go.
00:15:09Get your body on the dance floor.
00:15:11Boy, you know I got it.
00:15:22Oh my god.
00:15:24Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:30Look everyone, the strippers arrived.
00:15:33Let's all give Little Miss Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:40Thanks.
00:15:41At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:44You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me.
00:15:47I'm starting to think you have a crush, Rita.
00:15:50Now, are we gonna have some fun?
00:15:53Or is everyone just gonna stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:15:57Turn the music up, let's play a game.
00:16:14I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:24Shit.
00:16:25I don't have any guy friends here.
00:16:28Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:30What?
00:16:31What's the matter?
00:16:32No guys want you?
00:16:34Tick tock, sweetie.
00:16:36She's stalling.
00:16:37She doesn't have anyone to call.
00:16:40You can't get a guy?
00:16:41You dress like a hooker, you flash your tits and not a single man wants to claim yours?
00:16:46Just give me a second.
00:16:56Hey, Allison.
00:16:57Yeah, all right.
00:17:05That is punishment for wasting our time.
00:17:08Since you're so thirsty.
00:17:10Lick it up.
00:17:15Lick it up.
00:17:16Lick it up.
00:17:19Gulp.
00:17:22Gulp.
00:17:24Brett.
00:17:27Gulp.
00:17:27Gulp.
00:17:28What's up?
00:17:28Where are you?
00:17:30I'm at Club Vibe.
00:17:32I lost a dare.
00:17:34Yeah?
00:17:35What kind of dare?
00:17:38I need a man to claim me in front of everyone.
00:17:42Allison, are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was
00:17:46a good idea for you to go out tonight?
00:17:47Come on, Brett. Please, this is serious. Can you just come get me?
00:17:51No, Allison. You know what? You wanted to break the rules, you enjoy your night.
00:17:55Brett, please!
00:18:00How dare you even think of Brett? He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:04You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:09I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:16Where do you think you're going?
00:18:18Grab her.
00:18:19Nope! Get off of me!
00:18:21You lost the dare. You paid the price.
00:18:26You need to loosen up.
00:18:28You couldn't get Brett's touchy, that's fine.
00:18:29We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:46What was that?
00:18:48Oh, Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:18:56Please.
00:18:57Come on, sweetheart.
00:18:58A dare is a dare.
00:19:00Stop fighting.
00:19:02I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:04Taking that V-card out there.
00:19:14Please.
00:19:15Please stop.
00:19:16You're getting this?
00:19:17That's what gets used.
00:19:21Hey, asshole!
00:19:34Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again.
00:19:36Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again.
00:19:38Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again?
00:19:38Oh!
00:19:39Oh!
00:19:46Brett, this is a total overreaction.
00:19:50Jason and Ally were just having fun together.
00:19:52I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:19:54She's practically begging for it.
00:20:06You know, I better not see any videos of this online, or else you are fucking dumb.
00:20:11And that goes for everybody.
00:20:13I don't want to see one picture of one video.
00:20:15Does everybody understand that?
00:20:18Great.
00:20:19We're going to delete them right now.
00:20:23Yep.
00:20:25You okay?
00:20:27Come on.
00:20:28Let's go.
00:20:36Hey!
00:20:37Hey!
00:20:38What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:20:41Sneaking out?
00:20:42Going to a place like this?
00:20:44What would have happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:47What did you mean back there?
00:20:52Back where?
00:20:54And you told everyone that I'm your girl.
00:20:59The literal meaning.
00:21:01I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you.
00:21:04I told Ron that I was going to protect you.
00:21:07And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:10Yeah.
00:21:11I know.
00:21:12Because I'm just Ron's little sister, huh?
00:21:15Hey.
00:21:15Always causing trouble.
00:21:16Please, just put this out.
00:21:18Happy?
00:21:19Yeah.
00:21:24Well, you know what?
00:21:25I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this.
00:21:28Like I'm desperate?
00:21:29No, that's not true.
00:21:30I know.
00:21:30Okay?
00:21:30I'm a total joke.
00:21:32Bullshit.
00:21:32You're trying to impress people that don't matter.
00:21:34Okay?
00:21:34These people are not your friends, and you're lowering your standards.
00:21:37And you don't need to.
00:21:37I know.
00:21:38Obviously, I know Rita's not my friend, and I know that I'm a pathetic loser, and I know
00:21:42that I'm not good enough for you.
00:21:44That's not true.
00:21:47Fuck Rita.
00:21:48Fuck everybody.
00:21:51I'll send you perfect just the way that you are.
00:21:52I don't want to be me, okay?
00:21:54I want to be liked.
00:21:55I want to be wanted.
00:21:56And I want someone who will answer when I call them.
00:22:00I'll always answer when you call.
00:22:02I'll always be there.
00:22:03So what does that mean?
00:22:05What does that mean for us?
00:22:07What am I to you, Brett?
00:22:10I'm losing my mind.
00:22:12I know the rules, but look at her.
00:22:15All I can think, just this once.
00:22:19What?
00:22:22Just say it.
00:22:23Just say it.
00:22:24I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:22:27Because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:29No.
00:22:30It's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:32That is not true.
00:22:33Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me.
00:22:36Tell me there's nothing happening right now.
00:22:38I can't.
00:22:40And you can't actually do anything about it either.
00:22:44So you know what?
00:22:45Just forget it.
00:22:46Forget I said anything.
00:22:49I'm done begging you.
00:22:51I'm done.
00:22:51No, Allison.
00:22:52Allison, stop that.
00:23:00Allison, there is a line that I am trying to not cross.
00:23:05Why?
00:23:06Because if I do, I won't be able to stop.
00:23:11It says that you have to stop.
00:23:15Please don't stop.
00:23:17Please don't stop.
00:23:37What are you doing, Ron?
00:23:40We're hurting everything.
00:23:52What?
00:23:53Yo, what's up, loser?
00:23:58Allie?
00:23:59Are you a threat right now?
00:24:02I swear to God, guys, what are you doing right now?
00:24:05Talk to me.
00:24:06Face time to Ron.
00:24:10What is he doing?
00:24:11Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:24:19Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:24:20Hey, Ron, what's up, man?
00:24:21What?
00:24:22Allie called me, dumbass, and I had to sign up to see your face two inches away from hers.
00:24:27So you guys better have a good-ass explanation right now, or I'm going to come over there and beat
00:24:31your ass.
00:24:32It's...
00:24:32It was an accident, okay?
00:24:34We just...
00:24:35I butt-dialed you.
00:24:37We went to the freshman party, and I was leaving, and something got in my eye.
00:24:42And so Brett was helping me, and I was holding the flashlight.
00:24:46Okay?
00:24:46Chill.
00:24:47Really?
00:24:48Yeah, look.
00:24:52It's really dry, okay?
00:24:53My eye is, like, dying.
00:24:57All right.
00:24:58Brett, if that's true, you guys got to take care of two, I don't know, like, in urgent care right
00:25:01now or something.
00:25:02I need you to take care of that.
00:25:04I was, uh, I was going to right after.
00:25:06I got it.
00:25:08Peace.
00:25:08Bye.
00:25:12Oh, my God.
00:25:13That was really, really close.
00:25:15Hey, but, uh...
00:25:17What?
00:25:17What?
00:25:17Come on, we should...
00:25:18You forgot something.
00:25:19No, Ellie.
00:25:20It's late.
00:25:21Come on, you almost kissed me.
00:25:22Hey, Allison.
00:25:24Stop.
00:25:30Quit acting so childish.
00:25:35You know, the only thing that I need to quit...
00:25:39is you.
00:25:47All right, ladies, physical assessments today.
00:25:51Allison, you're up first.
00:26:24Damn Allison, I see you.
00:26:28You ain't looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:30You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:33Shut up.
00:26:41Hey, uh.
00:26:43Hey, watch it.
00:26:44What's your problem?
00:26:48Huh?
00:26:56Partner up! Stretching drills!
00:27:02Solo Allison?
00:27:04Let me help.
00:27:05No hands-on.
00:27:07I'm okay.
00:27:09Come on.
00:27:10He'll be fine.
00:27:11I promise.
00:27:13Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:16Uh, she's with me.
00:27:19I'm not with anyone.
00:27:22Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:24That's right.
00:27:26She doesn't need to keep her Brett.
00:27:28Choose me.
00:27:33Walk away, Chad.
00:27:35Right now.
00:27:38Whatever, man.
00:27:39You're lost.
00:27:44What are you doing?
00:27:46What?
00:27:47Are you jealous or something?
00:27:49No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:50What was that?
00:27:51I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:53Keeping the vultures away.
00:27:54Just doing my job.
00:27:57First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:02Alright, come on.
00:28:04You first.
00:28:11Let's go!
00:28:12We don't have all day!
00:28:13You ready, Ricky?
00:28:14I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:17But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:19Let's go!
00:28:20We don't have all day!
00:28:22You wanna play?
00:28:23Fine.
00:28:25Let's play.
00:28:56What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:28:59You're not doing anything.
00:29:00Stop it.
00:29:02Stop, Blair.
00:29:06Switch positions!
00:29:08Here, turd.
00:29:09Shh.
00:29:11Shh.
00:29:12Shh.
00:29:14Shh.
00:29:21Whenever you're ready.
00:29:23She's trying to kill me.
00:29:24And it's working.
00:29:30She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:33It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:36Ron is gonna murder me.
00:29:43What the hell am I doing?
00:29:50What the hell am I doing?
00:29:52You okay, Brett?
00:29:54I'm good.
00:29:54And done.
00:29:55Allison, you killed it today.
00:29:58You're gonna be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:02Really?
00:30:03Wow, thank you.
00:30:07Congratulations.
00:30:09Quit flirting, you two.
00:30:12I'm good.
00:30:15You're not me.
00:30:34Shit.
00:30:35Hot.
00:30:36Oh, my God.
00:30:45Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:47Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Here.
00:30:50Jesus, I'm so sorry.
00:30:51It's fine.
00:30:53Okay, brain bleach. I need brain bleach, but...
00:30:57Damn it, how do I unsee that?
00:30:59How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:02Okay, it's fine. Just...
00:31:03It's okay. Just forget it, okay?
00:31:05I'm doing laundry.
00:31:06I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:08I, um, didn't...
00:31:10You know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:12And it...
00:31:13And neither are you.
00:31:14You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:16You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:18And you're not looking where you're going.
00:31:20Yeah, okay. I said I was sorry, all right?
00:31:22Listen, I just...
00:31:24Why aren't you still here?
00:31:27Why aren't you still here?
00:31:28Why wouldn't I be here? This is my morning routine.
00:31:30I don't know, but it's 8.30.
00:31:32Isn't the whole tier squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for, like, a hair and makeup
00:31:35thing?
00:31:36What? Nobody told me that. How...
00:31:40Oh, my God. She's going to kill me.
00:31:41Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:42This is how I'm going to get kicked off the team.
00:31:43She's going to...
00:31:44She's going to kill me because I'm late for her first performance.
00:31:46Hey, hey, hey, hey. It's okay.
00:31:47Well, I'll...
00:31:48It's all right.
00:31:48Okay. Thank you.
00:32:02Get all your stuff?
00:32:04Yeah.
00:32:05Um...
00:32:06I have to go.
00:32:07Okay.
00:32:08Thanks.
00:32:09Bye.
00:32:17Did you just see that?
00:32:19That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:22And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:24Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:26Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:28Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:37Hey, uh, sorry, I'm late.
00:32:39I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:42Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:44Late is late.
00:32:45You're just too lazy.
00:32:55Hey, what's your problem?
00:32:57My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:33:00It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:03Like I said, nobody...
00:33:07No. Hey, stop!
00:33:09Are you crazy?
00:33:11Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:16Stop!
00:33:17You want to fight?
00:33:19I'll give you a reason.
00:33:25Hey, hey, what are you doing?
00:33:27What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:28Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:29This is the girls' locker room.
00:33:31Cool. Get out.
00:33:34Get out of here.
00:33:35All of you, get out of here right now.
00:33:36Did you hear me? Get out.
00:33:42You okay?
00:33:44It's fine.
00:33:46I just can't go out there like this, so I'm just gonna have to tell Coach that I'm sick or
00:33:50something.
00:33:51It's gonna be okay. We have enough time.
00:33:53Trust me.
00:33:56Hi, hello?
00:33:58Listen, I need you to go to the school, and I need you to meet me in the women's locker
00:34:01room.
00:34:01Right now.
00:34:06Alright.
00:34:07Hey, listen.
00:34:08Use my jersey.
00:34:09Make it look better than the original.
00:34:11Alright?
00:34:35Oh, shit.
00:34:37Is that even Allison?
00:34:49She looks...
00:34:50Stony.
00:34:52Look at you.
00:34:53You look, uh...
00:34:54You look fantastic.
00:34:56You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever did.
00:34:58It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:35:00You know, that's true. That's true, I am.
00:35:02Hey, are you sure?
00:35:04It's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:06Yeah.
00:35:08You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:10Really?
00:35:12To you, as your best friend's sister.
00:35:16Of course.
00:35:17As...
00:35:18More than just a friend's sister.
00:35:21Alright!
00:35:23Time's ticking.
00:35:24Let's move.
00:35:25Allison.
00:35:26I don't know whatever this look is.
00:35:31But it works.
00:35:33You take center.
00:35:34Let's go.
00:35:39Okay.
00:35:40Hey, uh...
00:35:47Break a leg.
00:35:56Ladies and gentlemen,
00:35:58please welcome our State University Cheerleading Squad.
00:36:01Hey!
00:36:03Hey!
00:36:05Hey!
00:36:06Hey!
00:36:06Hey!
00:36:07Hey!
00:36:08Hey!
00:36:08Hey!
00:36:09Hey!
00:36:10Hey!
00:36:11Hey!
00:36:18Hey!
00:36:35Who is that girl?
00:36:37She's on fire!
00:36:38That's Allison Scott.
00:36:39Who knows she had moves?
00:36:45All this thing is seriously so hot, I mean damn I'm definitely making my move after the
00:36:50game tonight.
00:36:52Body in that uniform, woo, you're getting lucky tonight.
00:36:57Stay away from you.
00:36:58I don't have to.
00:36:59See girls like that, they always come running to guys like me.
00:37:03I'm telling you right now, if you don't fuck off, the only thing that's going to be chasing
00:37:07is my fist.
00:37:18He's on the 30-yard line, the 20, the 10.
00:37:25Touchdown!
00:37:26Matt Harrison does it again.
00:37:27State wins.
00:37:29Oh!
00:37:30Good job!
00:37:32Woo!
00:37:33Woo!
00:37:36Woo!
00:37:37Woo!
00:37:40Woo!
00:37:42Woo!
00:37:42Woo!
00:37:44Hey.
00:37:45Oh, congrats on the win, Captain.
00:37:47That was really good.
00:37:49You know, it's really just another Tuesday for me.
00:37:52Hey, shut up.
00:37:53Oh!
00:37:57You're okay.
00:37:58Kiss!
00:38:00Kiss!
00:38:01Kiss!
00:38:02Kiss!
00:38:03Kiss!
00:38:04Kiss!
00:38:06Kiss!
00:38:08Oh my god!
00:38:09Is he actually going to kiss me?
00:38:11In front of the entire stadium?
00:38:14kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:20kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:20kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:20kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:21kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:23kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:26kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:28kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:28kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:31kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:32kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
00:38:33kiss kiss kiss
00:38:43No! No! No!
00:38:46No!
00:38:50I'll say you're wrong
00:38:57Wait...
00:38:58What?
00:39:03I can't believe this is happening
00:39:05Kiss Kim, me and Brett
00:39:17Allison, don't pass out
00:39:22Thanks for keeping chat at bay
00:39:25No problem
00:39:33This is insane
00:39:35I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister
00:39:38But it feels so right
00:39:41I never want it to end
00:39:46Harrison!
00:39:52Harrison!
00:39:55Oh shit
00:39:56What the hell do you think you're doing
00:39:57Kissing my sister in front of the entire school?
00:39:59Ron, just calm down, okay?
00:40:01You're making a scene
00:40:02I'm making a scene?
00:40:03Yeah
00:40:03I'm making a scene
00:40:04You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron
00:40:07Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:09Are you serious right now?
00:40:11If I hadn't stepped in
00:40:12You two would've needed to get a room
00:40:16You're unbelievable
00:40:18I hate you
00:40:22Dude, I'm...
00:40:22You cut the crap
00:40:24You tell me right now
00:40:25What's happening between you two
00:40:26I promise
00:40:27Do not bullshit me!
00:40:28Do not bullshit me!
00:40:29Absolutely nothing!
00:40:30I'm serious
00:40:30Nothing
00:40:32You're fucking lying
00:40:33I saw the way you kissed her
00:40:34Okay?
00:40:35She is not another one of your conquests
00:40:37I know that
00:40:37So you stay in your lane
00:40:39Because she is my sister
00:40:40And I'm warning you
00:40:41You do not cross me
00:40:43You do not!
00:40:44I promise
00:40:44Dude
00:40:46Fuck
00:40:50Okay
00:40:50Hey, we need to talk
00:40:53No!
00:40:54I sound like a mom
00:40:56This is ridiculous
00:40:57This is ridiculous
00:40:58Why am I texting him?
00:40:59He's literally in the next room
00:41:01You know what?
00:41:03Just go in there
00:41:04Just ask him
00:41:05Hey, Brett
00:41:06What the hell was that kiss?
00:41:08He kissed me back
00:41:09He can't deny it this time
00:41:10It's recorded and live streamed
00:41:14Okay
00:41:15Do
00:41:16Or die
00:41:22What are you doing?
00:41:23Getting groceries
00:41:24What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:26I'm taking a hot bath
00:41:27Well, I think you should do something else
00:41:29I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us
00:41:32She has no idea what she's doing to me
00:41:35Brett
00:41:37What happened at the kiss camp today?
00:41:40I know you didn't hate it
00:41:41I can't talk about the kiss camp
00:41:44Why?
00:41:45You can't talk about the kiss camp?
00:41:47Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:41:49Oh, you know what?
00:41:50I'm not talking about the kiss camp thing
00:41:51Because there's nothing to talk about
00:41:54It was a kiss camp at a game and we did it
00:41:57Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:41:58The fun's over
00:41:59It's finished
00:42:00Do you understand?
00:42:04Don't you dare, no
00:42:05Don't you dare look like that
00:42:06I'm not doing anything
00:42:07No, no, no, that's not fair, okay?
00:42:08Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:10Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:13Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:42:14You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:16Yeah, I know what you're doing
00:42:17I'm not doing anything
00:42:19Yes, you are
00:42:21You know what?
00:42:21Even if I was, I guess I'm just playing into the game
00:42:24Because that's all this is, yeah?
00:42:26Okay, so then earlier I should have kissed Chad
00:42:29I had two options, you and him
00:42:31And I picked wrong
00:42:33And I picked wrong
00:42:36Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie
00:42:39Chad's a predator
00:42:40And a loser
00:42:41And you do deserve somebody
00:42:42A lot better than that, okay?
00:42:46I can't
00:42:52Oh
00:42:53Is he hard?
00:43:00At least Chad is honest about what he wants
00:43:02You don't think I'd be honest?
00:43:09Oh, this is getting hot in here
00:43:11You know, biology
00:43:15Whether it's biology or not
00:43:18I'm the one who's causing it
00:43:23Allie
00:43:24Brett
00:43:25He goes out here?
00:43:26Fucking shit
00:43:27What the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:28You have to get out
00:43:29I can't get out
00:43:30If I get out, he's gonna see me with my flagpole
00:43:31And he's gonna kill me
00:43:32Okay, well, yeah, he definitely can't see us like this
00:43:34So I
00:43:35I'm gonna get out
00:43:36Okay, cool
00:43:37Allie, hey
00:43:39Oh my god, he's telling you
00:43:40Allie, hey
00:43:41Just get under
00:43:42Get under what?
00:43:43Brett?
00:43:43You have to get down
00:43:48Allie
00:43:49Hi
00:43:50Shown alone?
00:43:52Yeah, but I'm naked
00:43:53Run, I'm naked
00:43:54Get out
00:43:56You're
00:43:58You're not though
00:44:00Okay, well
00:44:01I also have a vibe and you're ruining it, so
00:44:04I'm sorry, I just
00:44:05I wanted to get my charger
00:44:06I left it out here yesterday
00:44:07You got it, so
00:44:08I also wanted to say that
00:44:12I think you did a great job today
00:44:15I mean it, you kicked ass
00:44:16And I'm sorry that I was
00:44:17An asshole about it
00:44:21Thanks
00:44:27Okay, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:30Seeing my best friend just suck my sister's face off traumatized me
00:44:34So I'm just wondering why you did that
00:44:39Ron, I mean it's a kiss cam, it's a game, everyone does it
00:44:43A game?
00:44:44I just feel like it's kind of, I don't know, a dream
00:44:46This is a guy that you've had a crush on your whole life
00:44:49Well, it was him or it was Chad
00:44:51So, who did you want me to pick?
00:44:53That's fair
00:44:55Chad sucks
00:44:55Yeah
00:44:56Tone it down a little bit, okay?
00:44:58Okay
00:44:58He's my best friend and I don't want things to be weird
00:45:02They won't be
00:45:06Okay, thanks
00:45:09What was that?
00:45:12What was that?
00:45:15Sorry, I got water in my nose
00:45:17Okay
00:45:18I'm okay
00:45:19Don't drown
00:45:19Okay
00:45:19Have a good soak, I guess
00:45:21Okay
00:45:23Bye
00:45:28Bye
00:45:29Oh, the alien was gonna die
00:45:34Good talk
00:45:35Wait
00:45:38I have to ask you something
00:45:41I'm going to ask him out
00:45:42On a date
00:45:43Don't be the little sister Allison
00:45:44Be the girl he kissed
00:45:46There's this
00:45:48Like stupid event thing tomorrow
00:45:50I was just
00:45:52Wondering if you would want to go with me
00:46:00Got plans, Allie
00:46:05Okay, yeah, whatever
00:46:06I just...
00:46:11Shit
00:46:20Brett?
00:46:24I guess we have the same plans
00:46:31Except his are with Rita
00:46:32Not me
00:46:42Look!
00:46:44Charity case is running a charity sale
00:46:45Just finally getting back
00:46:46Did you know Allison hand makes these little trinkets?
00:46:50It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts
00:46:51I didn't know you two were coming together
00:46:55I came by myself
00:46:56Brett was kind enough to help me
00:46:58With my family's donation
00:47:00Daddy donated a little of his collection
00:47:02Nothing major
00:47:03Just some Birkin bags
00:47:04Some vintage Rolex watches
00:47:07Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie
00:47:11Huh
00:47:12How much are you asking for this?
00:47:14Fifteen dollars
00:47:16I made it myself
00:47:17Fifteen dollars?
00:47:18For some plastic and twine
00:47:20You don't have to buy it
00:47:22You don't have to buy it
00:47:22It's ambitious
00:47:24You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough
00:47:26I'm gonna take
00:47:27Every single one of these bracelets
00:47:33You wanna say five hundred dollars a piece?
00:47:37Are you insane?
00:47:38You actually want this garbage
00:47:40You know, I value the artist
00:47:41That's just how expensive something looks
00:47:43So, five hundred dollars?
00:47:45What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:46She's nothing
00:47:46No, you're nothing
00:47:48Especially compared to her
00:47:49How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:47:54Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:55Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:55No, I'm serious
00:47:56Don't come back to this table again
00:48:01You know, I do think this stuff is pretty
00:48:03What are you doing?
00:48:04What do you mean?
00:48:04You can't keep doing this to me
00:48:07You blew me off yesterday
00:48:08And then today you come
00:48:09And you buy all of my jewelry?
00:48:11You're distant with me one second
00:48:12And then you defend me the next
00:48:14What do you want?
00:48:15I'm just trying to
00:48:16No!
00:48:17Oh, Allison
00:48:19Party at my place
00:48:21Celebrating the big win
00:48:22You coming?
00:48:24I don't know
00:48:25I'm not interested
00:48:27She's a grown woman
00:48:29She can speak for herself
00:48:31So
00:48:32What do you say?
00:48:35You're not going anywhere
00:48:37And there goes the big brother act again
00:48:40Who does he think he is
00:48:41Toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:43You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:44Fine
00:48:45Chad's my new best friend then
00:48:47No, yeah
00:48:48Sounds fun
00:48:52I'll be there
00:49:01There she is
00:49:03My guest of honor
00:49:05Damn, Allison, you look sexy
00:49:07Oh
00:49:09Thanks
00:49:13It's a cool party
00:49:14Yeah, you know, I threw this whole thing
00:49:16Just for you
00:49:18Really?
00:49:18For me?
00:49:20Why did you do that?
00:49:21You're single
00:49:22I'm single
00:49:23You need another reason?
00:49:27So what's the deal with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:30No deal
00:49:30There's nothing happening between us
00:49:32He's just a friend of a friend
00:49:34Of my brother, so
00:49:37Is his loss
00:49:38Is his loss
00:49:39My gain
00:49:42Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Allison
00:49:46Let's fix that
00:49:51Yeah, no why not?
00:49:53There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously
00:49:55Maybe I should just move on
00:49:57You ever play the pocky challenge?
00:49:59No
00:49:59What's that?
00:50:00We each bite from one end
00:50:02Until one of us chickens out
00:50:22Come on
00:50:23Allison
00:50:24You're already here
00:50:35Fine
00:50:37But I play to win
00:50:38Hey
00:50:39Hey
00:50:41Hey
00:50:41Hey
00:50:43I can get you
00:50:44Check it out
00:50:4510 bucks say they kiss
00:50:46Hey
00:50:49Hey
00:50:50Hey
00:50:50Hey
00:50:50Hey
00:50:51Hey
00:50:51Hey
00:50:51Hey
00:50:51Hey
00:51:01dude what the fuck game's over let's go excuse me what are you doing get off of me what do
00:51:07you
00:51:07think you're doing you're ruining my night do you think i care that i'm ruining your night what do
00:51:10you think rob would think if he knew you were happy don't care how about you elect your someone
00:51:13who gives a fuck come on okay no more of these stupid games you don't have to play this shit
00:51:17i know let's go i don't have to play these stupid games i'm playing them because i want to
00:51:23get the fuck away from me
00:51:34oh my god oh shit
00:51:50oh my god is she okay
00:52:03look at me look at me look at me hey hey you okay
00:52:07i can't feel it i can't feel it just breathe just try to breathe all right hey
00:52:16i'm gonna be okay
00:52:17all right
00:52:18let's get you in
00:52:20let's get you in
00:52:20okay
00:52:24okay
00:52:27get out of my way
00:52:28move
00:52:31just put me down brett
00:52:32put you down
00:52:34you know you could have died apples
00:52:36and chad i mean my god you have no business being around that guy let alone being this close to
00:52:41kissing him huh anybody who's have a brain cell realize he's a total fucking douchebagger right
00:52:45that's not fair
00:52:47what's not fair
00:52:49what's what's not fair what am i not understanding huh what what don't i understand
00:52:52that i don't know how this works okay i'm sorry i'm figuring it out i don't know how guys work
00:52:58all
00:52:59the time you know what that's fantastic i'm so happy that you're able to admit that okay
00:53:02you're not any better than me
00:53:04i'm not any better what did i do how am i not any better what are you talking about
00:53:08you're worse i jumped in the pool i saved your life and now what i'm an asshole how am i
00:53:13worse
00:53:13you're worse because you saved me when i was drowning yeah because you gave me your uniform
00:53:19when mine was ruined because you caught me when i fell in front of everyone because
00:53:24you drove me to school when i was late yeah i know i sound like such a total jerk
00:53:30you know i don't understand
00:53:34you made me fall in love with you
00:53:39that's the worst thing
00:53:40i did no no i fell in love with you i'm in love with you stop stop and you're my
00:53:44brother's best
00:53:45friend i know that i know so then why do you keep swooping in and saving me like a hero
00:53:51and then
00:53:51pushing me away am i crazy do you not feel anything because you're playing with my feelings and you can't
00:54:00keep doing that okay i want you to tell me to stop tell me that you don't want this tell
00:54:08me you want
00:54:08me to get away from you right now i'm gonna tell you stop i'm never gonna tell you to start
00:54:35i've wanted to do that for so long
00:54:45listen you have no idea every single time i saw you with him
00:54:49i always just wanted to tell you that you've always been more to me
00:54:53than just my best friend and sister
00:54:56why didn't you say anything i made a promise to run but you know what
00:55:20i think i met you every day every morning and every night
00:55:27and every single time i close my eyes it's you that i see
00:55:34every time
00:55:46i want you to take me right here
00:55:52right now
00:56:06so what do we now
00:56:12what do you want us to be
00:56:16what do you want me to be i want you to be mine
00:56:23i think i already am
00:56:28but what about ron he's gonna kill you
00:56:32i know ron loves it very much he's very protectable to brother but i think he'll come around when he
00:56:37sees
00:56:40how much i love you
00:56:47i don't know i think
00:56:50i think we should maybe keep it a secret
00:56:53just for now
00:56:56i don't want to keep it a secret i know
00:57:01but it's just for a little until we find the right moment
00:57:06yeah
00:57:07yeah
00:57:08i don't want to be your way
00:57:11be secret laura
00:57:28thinking about you
00:57:38hi captain
00:57:39when are you coming to pick me up
00:57:41i am uh currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now i'm two seconds away from ditching my
00:57:46car and just sprinting to you
00:57:49oh well as much as i'd love to see you running to me
00:57:52don't my legs are killing me and i really like your car
00:57:58oh i know you love my car
00:58:00he grabbed me by the waist hoisting me up putting me on the hood of his car
00:58:03brett stop don't read my smut
00:58:07i'm telling you every single word that you've ever written is etched into my heart into my soul
00:58:13betrayals kisses from my neck to my breasts gently sucking and biting
00:58:18holy shit that is literal trash but why does it sound like 50 shades of gray when he says it
00:58:26i feel so hot right now
00:58:30palms my center slowly massaging my folds
00:58:33are you away ally
00:58:35fuck
00:58:43oh my god someone's coming um i have to go fake my own death
00:58:47bye i'm glad that somebody's coming
00:59:08hey are you okay you sounded sick do you need help mind your own business virgin mary you think
00:59:14just because brett took a chance on you once you're on my level now
00:59:18i was just trying to help save it for someone who gives a damn
00:59:26shoot i'm late
00:59:47brett
00:59:48that's allison's uh i found it in the bathroom if i'd known it was your little girlfriend's i never would
00:59:53have touched it
01:00:11let's see what you're up to
01:00:14hey hey you found my bag i was looking for that thank you no problem
01:00:22attention all members of the cheerleading squad it has been brought to our attention that apparently
01:00:28someone on this squad is using illegal drugs i strongly suggest whoever's responsible to come
01:00:34forward now otherwise will be forced to contact the campus police for a thorough search
01:00:40well
01:00:41i think we all know someone who would do anything to stop being the fat friend right i'm sorry but
01:00:46i just
01:00:47saw you throwing up in the bathroom like 10 minutes excuse me i was fixing my makeup sounded like you
01:00:52were retching and i asked you if you were look at this this is perfection it's every girl's dream i
01:00:57don't
01:00:58need shortcuts and we all know someone who could lose a little weight i mean after all who came in
01:01:02with
01:01:02zero athletic ability and suddenly has endless energy search me i have nothing to hide
01:01:12your turn scott sure but i rita jackpot well well well look who needs drugs to keep up with
01:01:23the real athletes i knew it no one gets that good that quick without cheating allison performance
01:01:31enhancing substances are grounds for immediate dismissal of the squad coach i promise you i've
01:01:35never seen those before okay those those aren't mine right a cheater and a liar coach
01:01:42please listen to me i've never seen those i don't know what they are i lying it's the only way
01:01:48a cow
01:01:48like her could ever compete with us they're mine yeah those are actually uh my uh vitamins did you
01:01:55forget i asked you to hold on to my vitamins this morning yeah sorry i should have uh labeled them
01:02:00or
01:02:00something he's right they're just vitamins no they aren't uh miss russo how is it that you come to
01:02:06possess such extensive knowledge of these banned substances i just they look suspicious well we were just
01:02:14worried about the integrity of the team yeah we wanted to make sure everything was legitimate that's
01:02:19enough all i see here are three bullies trying to frame a teammate rita you are stripped of captaincy
01:02:26effective immediately what you can't do that championships are in two weeks nobody else knows
01:02:32the whole routine i mean i know it yeah every count every formation i could step up and do it
01:02:39you little you think you can just walk in here and steal everything from me that's enough rita
01:02:44my decision is final listen up when it's allison's turn for the basket toss you're gonna have a
01:02:53little timing issue you want us to drop her she could get seriously hurt that's the point
01:02:59accidents happen all the time in cheerleading so tragic i can't do that coach will kill me
01:03:04fine and say goodbye to those little supplements that keep you fitting in your uniforms
01:03:09i know everything girls every dirty little secret do exactly as i say or you're gone
01:03:15your call and make sure she falls hard enough she never gets back up
01:03:26very sweet
01:03:29what happened back there how did you know that rita put those vitamins in my purse
01:03:33i uh saw rita putting something in your bag so i swapped it out i knew it i knew she
01:03:40was up to
01:03:41something you know i heard her in the bathroom like 10 minutes before yeah she was throwing up
01:03:46it was when we were when we were having
01:03:55phone sex
01:03:57so she's the one who interrupted my grand finale allison do you have any idea how hard it was to
01:04:02stop
01:04:04hey do you do you think i'm fat seriously go put that garbage in your head
01:04:10i don't want you to say anything like that again i'm being serious though i'm being serious too
01:04:14allison perfect just who you are yeah i'll always be there to catch you when you fall
01:04:24always
01:04:27all right on the count you both perform an elevated prep rita you're up first then ellison
01:04:47all right okay great job you guys you killed it
01:05:14hey i told you to catch you brett you just saved my life
01:05:22i guess that makes me like a backup tree leader or something huh
01:05:26are you serious scott you bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain
01:05:31are you kidding me they almost dropped me i could have been paralyzed i could have died
01:05:35that would have been the best news of my life rita that is a disgusting thing to say
01:05:41leave the gym and think very carefully about your future on this team
01:05:47oh brett thank you oh my gosh i really appreciate that catch i almost had a heart attack
01:05:53all right everyone in light of performances and character
01:05:57i am so proud to announce ellison scott as the new captain
01:06:03thank you wow congratulations captain scott i'm proud of you wanna show me just how proud you are
01:06:14and that's game state loses 21 to 35
01:06:21allie look i know it's not what you wanted it's okay because you did good that's all that matters
01:06:26thanks bro i'm gonna go take a piss i'll be right back ew don't ever touch me again weirdo yo
01:06:33allison she is looking good baby y'all do private shows you know something with a little extra bump and
01:06:40grind you're so gross yo what the hell are you serious what what's going on i'm just waiting for
01:06:47the mvp no don't play with me you've been teasing me for weeks in your dreams how about you spend
01:06:53more
01:06:54time training on the field so that what happens today never happens again you think you're so
01:06:59fucking special why you know everyone knows how you got a captain's position how by sucking your way
01:07:06to the top i mean that must be how you got out there considering how much you suck while you
01:07:11play you
01:07:12shameless whore hey one more one i do you're defending your sluts honor huh she's a public boss everybody
01:07:22gets a ride hey hey fuck face you keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth
01:07:30all right that's that's enough what's going on here i mean coach we all saw it chatter's gonna hit her
01:07:40you're gonna hit her get my office now you with me this is a really nasty cut okay let's
01:07:48we should take you to the er okay all right you sure you're already
01:07:57it's a really nasty cut brad you could have broken your hand
01:08:01yeah well it was totally worth it never let anybody get away with cheating like that
01:08:13you know i could kind of get used to this having uh nurse allison around take care of me help
01:08:19me out
01:08:21guys 304 i think it's this one let's go see the hero oh no that's ron and the whole team
01:08:27they can't see us
01:08:27like this i won't let him let's tell him let's tell him the truth in front of the entire team
01:08:35ron's
01:08:36gonna kill you what do you want to do let's hide yeah
01:08:46all right brad you in there yeah i'm just uh washing up man god you have no idea
01:08:53how crazy you drive me you know every single time i see you all i can think about is uh
01:09:02doing this you need a hand man no i got everything i need uh right here
01:09:37i feel what you did i feel what you did
01:09:42it's kind of hard to mess yeah
01:09:47all right you gotta you gotta speed this up man we got your food it's gonna get cold you know
01:09:51my
01:09:51hands are soft bro i can help you hey why don't you guys just beat it all right i'm gonna
01:09:55be a little
01:09:55while all right let's just give him some space enjoy your blue balls yeah don't pull muscles
01:10:01you know i took a pretty big hit for you today i think i've earned some uh
01:10:07health and physical therapy time if you know what i mean you know you could have just asked
01:10:12you didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky
01:10:33i think i'm just gonna watch
01:10:55i've heard the halftime show is gonna break the internet captain scott's changed the whole game
01:11:00sick ladies and gentlemen let's make some noise for your state university cheerleading squad
01:11:05led by captain allison scott
01:11:10i will end you leave it save your applause everyone you're cheering for a fraud your precious new
01:11:19cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot she bought it with illegal performance enhancers
01:11:24and her dealer look no further than your mvp brett harrison
01:11:33that's that's not true you know what i don't care rita's the one that's been taking drugs okay she's
01:11:39got pretty much the whole team hooked on them just ask them yourself oh really let's ask the swad then
01:11:48i don't care for you
01:11:49brett approached us about a month ago he said he had good stuff but only if we helped allison become
01:11:57captain you know that's bullshit i have proof
01:12:03i know real doctors i've got pills ally no more being blackmailed let allison take the captain position
01:12:13this is insane okay i've never taken a drug in my life oh sweetie it's all coming out now i
01:12:20saw her
01:12:20taking pills for practice we trusted you cheater hey anybody who messes with her messes with me
01:12:30open your eyes brett she's using you for the clout for the status who was she before you slept with
01:12:37her nobody a total bottom feeder you know what you're so full of it's unbelievable how'd you get
01:12:43that video huh and what'd you do to it you have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide
01:12:48listen just please listen to me everybody just shut up this is my sister okay she would never do
01:12:54something like this and here come the pretzels all right that's enough that's enough now in light of
01:13:02these significant allegations as well as the evidence that has been presented i have no choice
01:13:09allison scott you are hereby removed from your position as captain of the cheerleader
01:13:13furthermore you are placed on academic suspension pending an expulsion hearing justice for the real
01:13:19athletes hold on hold it if you would please look to the jumbotron i know some real doctors that can
01:13:27help you guys get healthy with the right body no more pills no more purging no more black you'd
01:13:33really help us absolutely listen you guys are never gonna have to take any of rita's take your
01:13:37spells ever again so what's the catch we're gonna make rita take some of her own medicine this video
01:13:43this is the real conversation not the edited one that rita just played not for the drugs these are
01:13:51the drugs that i gave the girls they're vitamins you can get these at any pharmacy in the world you
01:13:56want to check these out principal he's right these are common supplements everybody rita is the one
01:14:05who has been forcing her teammates to take dangerous weight loss supplements she's been
01:14:10threatening them if they wouldn't comply and she's been shaming them degrading them for the bodies that
01:14:14they have now everybody is different but all bodies are beautiful rita sabotaged allison for one
01:14:20reason one reason only because she was a threat she threatened the total control that rita had over the
01:14:25entire squad and it's horrible because allison she's a beautiful person and she would never do
01:14:30anything like this and she deserves to be the cheer captain that's not true he's lying she's the one
01:14:38who's drugging the team lock her up lock her up lock her up you fucking bitch you ruined my life
01:14:48you ruined it yourself
01:15:00look at you playing the victim you've been throwing yourself at me for weeks just when i give you a
01:15:08chance you run crying to harrison nothing but a little shut up dude shut up what are you gonna do
01:15:14about
01:15:15it harrison i don't have to do anything you're gonna get exactly what you deserve right now mr williams
01:15:23apparently we've had a number of allegations of sexual harassment against you from various female
01:15:29students as of now you are officially suspended from all school activities what no my father father
01:15:36may have his name on the library but i assure you his money will not buy you immunity you can
01:15:42take him away
01:15:43party's over let go no i'll throw you off this isn't over and as for you miss scott on behalf
01:15:52of the
01:15:53entire administration i would like to apologize to you for everything that you've had to endure and as
01:16:00of now you can consider yourself officially reinstated as captain you can consider yourself officially
01:16:07reinstated as captain thank you principal all right everyone sorry for the unexpected drama i hope you
01:16:15enjoyed the show but we have a game to get back to so let's cheer on our wolves
01:16:25let's go
01:16:58Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.
01:17:02Whoo hoo.
01:17:06Hey, Allison.
01:17:10The way, I'm not even surprised.
01:17:15Hey, well, you know what, uh, he's cool, eh?
01:17:19I think he knew before we did.
01:17:21I love you, kid, Scott.
01:17:23I love you too, quarterback.
01:17:25I'll be back.
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