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Out Of Control - Fake Love With My Enemy
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00:00:10My first time, just gone like that.
00:00:18Oh my god, it was him I was with?
00:00:25I just want to thank everyone for their incredible contribution.
00:00:30As we roll out our new product, the Indusible Man condoms.
00:00:34This innovative condom is ultra thin with seamlessly placed ridges.
00:00:39It's ultimately seamless for him and complete pleasure for her.
00:00:44I believe there's a lot of market value in this product and I could not be more proud of what
00:00:49we've created together.
00:00:54Vivian, what the hell are you doing using my conference room?
00:00:57I'm sorry, Mr. Bates, but I believe I have this room reserved for the 2 p.m. slot.
00:01:02I trust you can see your way out.
00:01:06As I was saying.
00:01:08I'm shutting this project down.
00:01:10What?
00:01:12Excuse me?
00:01:14But you haven't even tested the design yet.
00:01:17It's flawless.
00:01:18Yeah, yeah, whatever.
00:01:21You're ultra rich, condoms.
00:01:24The market's saturated with them.
00:01:26I bet you haven't even tested them out yourself.
00:01:29Have you?
00:01:31That is none of your business.
00:01:35I have conducted plenty of market research and the feedback is glowing.
00:01:40You just can't stand that I might have actually come up with something better than you.
00:01:44I'm cutting the funding.
00:01:47That's vinyl.
00:01:48You prick. This isn't even about the product.
00:01:50This is just because you wouldn't know how to pleasure a woman if she talked you through it.
00:01:53For Christ's sake, you really understand something like that?
00:01:57Okay, okay, okay, come on.
00:01:59Mr. Bates, Mr. Bates, please.
00:02:01It really is a nice product.
00:02:02Not that I tested it myself, but I've heard it's pretty good.
00:02:04Shut up, Nick!
00:02:06Everyone!
00:02:08I need to talk to Miss Sawyer privately.
00:02:24Ah, you're insane!
00:02:28You don't think she's gonna kill you, is she?
00:02:40You prick. You have been jealous of me ever since we were kids and I beat your ass in the
00:02:47science fair.
00:02:48You can't stand the idea that I might actually outshine you.
00:02:52Vivian, starting our product line isn't child's play. You don't even know what you're doing.
00:02:57You know what? I don't have time for this.
00:03:02Girl, you don't think they're gonna fuck in the conference room, do you?
00:03:07That's your 50 bucks, don't you?
00:03:10Oh, and you're such an expert! You've been riding on your daddy's coattails!
00:03:17You don't know innovation, you don't get viral marketing, you don't understand what a customer really wants!
00:03:26And you do? Look, a lot more goes into product distribution than a good idea. You're in way over your
00:03:33head.
00:03:36Why are you so close to me?
00:03:38You're the one that tripped me.
00:03:40Help me up!
00:03:42Oh!
00:03:44Oh!
00:03:46Vivian!
00:03:48Get off me!
00:03:50Right.
00:03:54Hey, Mom.
00:03:55Dad, what is it?
00:04:03I set you up with one of my friend's sons, and he is New York City's most eligible bachelor.
00:04:09Mom, you picked the worst possible time. I'm in the middle of a product lunch. I don't have time for
00:04:14your blind dates.
00:04:16Vivi, you're gonna want to meet this one. He's loaded. I mean, I don't know. You turn on the charm,
00:04:23and maybe he'll invest in your products.
00:04:25I hate it when you make a good point.
00:04:29Angie's restaurant, 5pm, there's sand on the floor, very hip.
00:04:34Don't be late. I made reservations.
00:04:37Wait, tonight? I don't have-
00:04:39Bye!
00:04:42Alex, I hate to push this again.
00:04:44Well, then don't.
00:04:46Listen.
00:04:47I've arranged a meeting with a lovely young girl.
00:04:50I know her family. They're good people.
00:04:52You two, you two should talk.
00:04:55I have a work meeting tonight. Can't make it.
00:04:57Well, then push it.
00:04:59Need I remind you that I can pull the plug on your inheritance anytime I want?
00:05:03Dad!
00:05:04What?
00:05:05Don't be late.
00:05:09Dad!
00:05:10I guess I have to sabotage this myself.
00:05:14Nick?
00:05:17I need a new shirt.
00:05:25What the fuck am I supposed to say?
00:05:28Hi, my mom set me up on this date. I don't really want a boyfriend, but hey!
00:05:33Do you happen to have two million dollars to invest in my condom brand?
00:05:39Okay.
00:05:40gray, gray, gray, gray, gray, and orange.
00:05:42Okay.
00:05:54gray, gray, gray, and orange.
00:05:56Okay.
00:05:58Hi, my name's Vivian.
00:06:00If you're interested in investing, I have an exceptional line of adult products.
00:06:05that you got to be kidding me you're the lovely girl of course you'd ask my dad to set this
00:06:14up
00:06:14to get back in my good graces i always knew you wanted me don't delude yourself prick for your
00:06:21information i had no idea who i was meeting today my mom put me up to this right you expect
00:06:28me to
00:06:29believe that you didn't beg my dad to set this shindig up oh please you know as well as i
00:06:34do
00:06:34our parents have been trying to set us up since high school you probably tricked us into this sure
00:06:42as charmed as i am by your groveling some of us don't have time to burn i got somewhere to
00:06:49be
00:06:51no no no vivian what is she doing son what are you doing get in there good i can't stand
00:06:58breathing
00:06:59the same air as you anyway
00:07:07richard what do we do do you think they're on to us i don't know but my stupid son is
00:07:14standing
00:07:15your daughter up not on my watch give me that oh
00:07:28oh
00:07:29oh shit i'm so sorry i have a meeting to get to i'm really really sorry is there anything i
00:07:35can do
00:07:35not unless you have a spare suit well let's just get you back to that table here and i will
00:07:41take this
00:07:41back to my apartment i'll throw it in the wash just take an hour and i'll just be back in
00:07:46an hour
00:07:46now there you go
00:07:51thank you
00:07:55oh great you're back look i what happened to your suit it's kind of a whole story
00:08:03well i have to run wait where are you going i'm meeting someone for drinks
00:08:10you have a date lined up after our date not that it's any of your business but not every meeting
00:08:17has to be a date besides where were you running off to so quick well i did have a business
00:08:23meeting
00:08:23but some crazy lady with some crazy hat plowed into me with her coffee and i'm not gonna show up
00:08:29looking like a dirty rag after a morning rush well good luck on your suit i don't care
00:08:38hang on hang on you can't just leave me here waiting for an hour dining alone is humiliating
00:08:43you know what's humiliating having your funding pulled by your boss's son in the middle of your
00:08:50product launch i spent three years developing that product and now i'm back to square one trying to
00:08:55find an investor okay look if i sit here and i listen to your pitch i mean consider it will
00:09:03you
00:09:03stay with me until my suit is ready promise not to laugh i promise to try not to laugh
00:09:23i want to protect our love when the moment matters heroes choose wisely strengths and sensitivity
00:09:43invisible man ultra raped condom seamless and invisible for him absolute pleasure for her invisible man
00:09:52love boldness
00:09:58that was actually i told you i knew you majored in marketing but i didn't think you were any
00:10:05that was any good do you let anyone finish their sentences so what do you think you want to invest
00:10:12or what look vivian i gotta be honest with you condoms like this is a dime in a dozen and
00:10:21i meant it
00:10:21when i said that the market is saturated with them but product is only as good as its marketing and
00:10:28the
00:10:28marketing it's good you got a gift are you serious what no conviction in your abilities plenty of conviction
00:10:40in my abilities none in you ouch but you'll back it i'll consider putting it back on the roster have
00:10:49a
00:10:49pitch deck on my desk by monday and i'll see what i could do you won't regret this i hope
00:10:54not
00:10:56i'm getting to go home maybe
00:11:00someone are the individual ewons
00:11:18i don't really have his na even it's gonna at least connect with your friends
00:11:21a day out of the other day
00:11:23up here
00:11:23i love you
00:11:25to our special spot and i walked past and saw you sitting here so i thought maybe whoa whoa
00:11:29whoa our spot your spot you two have a spot is that all right with you wait this is the
00:11:39guy
00:11:39you're meeting up after meeting me alex my mom sent me up on this date i'm just grabbing drinks
00:11:46with alan after look man am i interrupting something no you're not interrupting anything
00:11:53oh alex our parents set us up on a blind date not exactly screwing you over well if he's not
00:12:03interrupting anything i guess there's nothing further to talk about you can kiss the funding
00:12:08goodbye excuse me oh you're excused wouldn't want to take away from your very important date
00:12:15goodbye miss soy pissing oh are you jealous you know i don't blame you mister i'm
00:12:2327 and i've never had a girlfriend i too have had a girlfriend what the fuck is going on
00:12:30oh jesus i hope alex doesn't screw this up for us vivian could just swallow her pride for once
00:12:40are we crazy i mean they haven't exactly gotten along since high school
00:12:44they were inseparable as kids yeah i hope it just doesn't blow up in our faces though
00:12:51i know that was really impressive what you did with the the coffee that accent oh you mean this
00:13:00old thing thank you richard that's so kind of you yeah how long do we have before i have to
00:13:07get back
00:13:08about an hour give or take
00:13:16are you serious you and me
00:13:25am i interrupting something or
00:13:30sit sit
00:13:34alex here is loaded and he's gonna pay for a meal i'm not gonna pay
00:13:39no i'm not gonna pay for this
00:13:46jesus christ so if you get married and have kids am i going to pay for their college tuition too
00:13:58why haven't we been doing that for years i don't know
00:14:09oh my god i mean is it time should we should we be getting back or
00:14:17i think you could still use another spin cycle don't you i could give you another spin cycle
00:14:30look vivian i was expecting tonight to be just two of us
00:14:35of course alex why don't you go pay for our meal now we'll take it from here
00:14:43that is of course unless daddy forgot to give you your allowance for the week
00:14:48i have my own money look man if it is no nonsense alex has got it right alex
00:15:02there happy very you can leave now oh no i paid for a four course meal i'm staying for dessert
00:15:12don't you have a very important business meeting to attend to i still don't have my fucking suit
00:15:18then bye a new one look we have how about we just leave fine
00:15:27i'll take that thank you enjoy dessert
00:15:46alex i'm so sorry again here's your clean suit alex huh i don't recall telling you my name
00:15:56shit it's okay miss sawyer i know it's you good accent by the way
00:16:00oh fuck
00:16:03dad you can come out too
00:16:09what are you two doing here
00:16:11people running errands
00:16:13uh people watching
00:16:16selling
00:16:17buying porn
00:16:19enough look i know you're trying to get me and vivian together that's never going to happen
00:16:24you can't stand each other besides she already has her
00:16:29alan you guys have known each other since you were kids you're both single what what is the hold up
00:16:35you're both single why don't you date each other
00:16:40alex i think vivian just left with her old boyfriend alan great seems like an amazing guy
00:16:47what's that got to do with me look i know he might seem like he's good for her
00:16:51but he is not good for her he is a playboy please i am begging you i think you would
00:16:56treat her so well
00:16:57with all due respect miss sawyer that's not my responsibility
00:17:01feel free to take over the table i've lost my appetite
00:17:06hmm
00:17:09oh richard
00:17:10what you've given me quite an appetite
00:17:15how have you been
00:17:16i've been good
00:17:19is she really that happy with him
00:17:28why is it so hot
00:17:29oh i can turn on the air con
00:17:31i've already had my meal
00:17:34why is this bothering me
00:17:39how have you been
00:17:40i've been good
00:17:41and you
00:17:42i'm good
00:17:43i just finally finished my clinical hours
00:17:46and i'm officially dr alan butch license md
00:17:50oh funny
00:17:51the guy who made me turn to therapy ends up being a therapist
00:17:57i deserve that one
00:17:58just giving you a hard time
00:18:01no one's a saint in college
00:18:02well that's what i wanted to talk to you about
00:18:05i'm finally ready to be with a girl that i like
00:18:07and i was hoping that we'll meet again
00:18:11and i was hoping that we'll meet again
00:18:39hey kids
00:18:40am i interrupting your little date
00:18:42oh my god
00:18:43you're obsessed
00:18:45why don't you go get your own date
00:18:48can't get one
00:18:49can you
00:18:50i hope you know what you're getting yourself into
00:18:53she's rude
00:18:54she has no filter
00:18:55and she's the single most insufferable and ill-mannered woman i've ever had the displeasure of meeting
00:19:01so if that's what you're into
00:19:03i love every part of her
00:19:05i always have
00:19:06and i always will
00:19:07how long has always been huh
00:19:09maybe you met vivian in college
00:19:11but i've known her since her diaper days pal
00:19:14what is this a dick measuring contest
00:19:17wait
00:19:18i get it
00:19:19you hired him to swoop in on our date to embarrass me didn't you
00:19:23alex
00:19:24not all of us have to pay for our dates
00:19:27yeah come on we
00:19:28it started to rain now
00:19:30let's get out of here
00:19:35i have a car
00:19:37hey boss
00:19:38it's raining
00:19:40should we get in the car
00:19:41hey nick
00:19:42i need you to dig up everything you can find on alex birch
00:19:45i don't believe this nice guy crap
00:19:47let's see
00:19:55jeez
00:19:55mith
00:19:56you look hot today
00:19:57well the implication that i do not look hot every day does not go unnoticed
00:20:02obviously not what i meant
00:20:04look
00:20:04what came for you
00:20:06i didn't even care with a note
00:20:10hey
00:20:11could these be from alex
00:20:14they must be from alan
00:20:17he started upstairs with you
00:20:19how did they go last night
00:20:21great
00:20:21it went great
00:20:23um
00:20:24don't you have some schedules to send out
00:20:26oh
00:20:27you're no fun
00:20:28i'll see you later
00:20:39alan
00:20:40alan
00:20:41i liked alan
00:20:42he's done the work
00:20:44yeah
00:20:45it was
00:20:46it was good work
00:20:51good morning
00:20:52i remember you loved red roses
00:20:56well good morning
00:20:57what's up
00:20:58well if you're not in a mood for a small talk
00:21:01i'll cut to the chase
00:21:02do you want to go on a date with me tonight
00:21:17oh
00:21:19oh
00:21:21oh
00:21:21so agile
00:21:23oh
00:21:24oh
00:21:29richard
00:21:29we've been worried about the children for years
00:21:32this night is for us
00:21:35oh what a perfect night to try vivian's new aphrodisiac
00:21:39ooh
00:21:42naughty naughty
00:21:45you're so debonair
00:21:47you're like a blonde james bond
00:21:50sean connery
00:21:51i'm not into
00:21:52danny craig
00:21:53no offense danny
00:21:59i thought you said they were going to be out all night
00:22:02they must have come back early
00:22:03well jesus what are we what are we going to do
00:22:06we have to get out of here
00:22:08oh
00:22:08come on
00:22:19come on
00:22:19what's with the mood lighting
00:22:23i thought we were just having a coffee
00:22:28i have no idea what this is
00:22:30but it looks like my mom's handiwork
00:22:33but i'm not complaining
00:22:34i can use a drink
00:22:37okay
00:22:42with the special wine
00:22:54oh
00:22:55don't get the wrong idea
00:22:57okay that's a new product i'm testing
00:23:00i must have forgot i left it out
00:23:03okay well see the way you love your job is what i admire the most about you
00:23:18do you want her to see us like this
00:23:23we leave
00:23:24we change clothes
00:23:25and then we stop them
00:23:26we're on the second floor
00:23:28we don't have a choice
00:23:30why is my son so goddamn useless
00:23:39i'm just feeling really dizzy and kind of hot
00:23:47well i think you need to rest now
00:23:50i will take good care of you
00:23:53okay let's go
00:24:03turn around
00:24:05sure boss are we heading home
00:24:06let's go find vivian
00:24:08let's go find vivian i have to tell her there's something off with alan
00:24:24okay you drink way too much
00:24:33what did you do
00:24:36what did you do
00:24:41how can a virgin like you design sex toys
00:24:50maybe i should test them out
00:24:51maybe i should test them out
00:24:52give you some feedback
00:24:54give that to me
00:25:15oh i'm gonna enjoy this
00:25:21come on open up
00:25:25vivian
00:25:25what did you do to her
00:25:31we're just talking man
00:25:32get lost
00:25:34get out of here i'll call the police
00:25:36okay
00:25:43vivian
00:25:44wake up
00:25:45vivian
00:25:46vivian
00:25:57alex
00:26:00my product is flawless
00:26:03and you are always picking on me
00:26:05why
00:26:06good grief
00:26:08you're still talking about your product at this hour
00:26:11do you even know what just happened
00:26:13how do you know that it doesn't work if you never even tried it
00:26:19oh
00:26:20it's seriously getting hot
00:26:22you're the designer and a virgin
00:26:24how do you know your products
00:26:26user-friendly
00:26:30you won't invest in me because you think i'm a virgin
00:26:34and you don't believe in me
00:26:37and you don't want me
00:26:39you're absolutely right
00:26:41maybe
00:26:43i should give the product a shot
00:26:46really
00:26:55i don't want to stop
00:26:56it's getting hot
00:26:57don't stop
00:26:59just wait till you try my product
00:27:03i don't want to stop
00:27:05it's so hot
00:27:07don't stop
00:27:08just wait till you try my product
00:27:23oh
00:27:26thank god it was just the second floor
00:27:29oh
00:27:30i don't want to see this
00:27:32oh
00:27:33oh i don't want to hear this
00:27:36no no no cover cover
00:27:41as an investor
00:27:43i like to try my products
00:27:45we bring
00:27:46i like to try to pay
00:27:49i don't want to vouch
00:27:55i like to try my money
00:27:55i don't want to
00:28:09come帶
00:28:14go
00:28:24oh you bastard what the hell happened fuck i can't remember anything can you stop shouting
00:28:31my head is pounding shut up shut up it was my first time i didn't know i i really wanted
00:28:42my
00:28:42first time to be special hey for what it's worth it was special to me
00:28:54what alex with vivian how could this have happened it's your kids but i never expected oh please
00:29:03you've been trying to make this happen forever laying the condoms in the wine out and practically
00:29:08set a trap did you please give us some privacy
00:29:24plan b whatever happened to the conviction in your own product
00:29:30how are you so quiet we used your condom last night aren't you sure it worked
00:29:35yeah but we didn't use condoms during our first trial of the dancing egg
00:29:40oh on second thought go ahead and take it we don't want to risk having a kid with you anyway
00:29:47what's that supposed to mean it means one of you is bad enough
00:29:58such an asshole babe meet in time
00:30:08why are all januels are so sketchy brain
00:30:16how's the check on alan going well he's just a therapist nothing out of the ordinary just ordinary
00:30:22family ordinary life except for being incredibly good looking you think he's good looking hot even
00:30:32but not as hot of you of course you're hot you're crazy hot you're big hot massive hot
00:30:38can i please stop calling that boss hot right now just keep an eye on him i don't want to
00:30:42mess
00:30:42with vivian yes boss a hot boss
00:31:01alan hey pretty girl are you free for dinner tonight
00:31:07maybe a late lunch how about angie's sounds good
00:31:15alan i have to ask um i remember you took me home last night
00:31:20yeah you drank way too much i remember covering you up with a blanket before i left you know
00:31:29how's it going with you oh i slept real good yeah nothing happened all right
00:31:35i mean are you still working on those adult projects it's surprising to me
00:31:39how's it going with that yeah i'm currently trying to find an investor
00:31:43oh i might know some top investors in the city they might be able to help you
00:31:48really i mean alan that that would be incredible you're you're a lifesaver
00:31:52but you know it's a little bit difficult to get the investors back those kind of products
00:31:58yeah i know i've tried it a million times i know how hard it is better than anyone
00:32:03i know some of the guys how about you pay a down payment deposit to me
00:32:08and i will get you into the investors convention next week downtown
00:32:11the funding is guaranteed
00:32:14sorry um deposit for an investor
00:32:17just a standard procedure you know just to show the investors that you're serious
00:32:22don't worry about it
00:32:26okay um
00:32:29well how much do i owe you
00:32:31now we're talking
00:32:39don't sign that
00:32:43don't sign that use your brain vivian
00:32:45when does an investee pay an investor up front
00:32:49alex this is a private meeting
00:32:52meeting
00:32:53i thought we were on a date
00:32:56come on he's a scam artist
00:32:59praying on naive people like you
00:33:00alex you are being ridiculous
00:33:02i have known alan for forever
00:33:04you've known me forever
00:33:06and i have a little experience when it comes to this sort of thing in case you forgot
00:33:10you might have marketing experience
00:33:12but i'm the junior ceo of aroa global group
00:33:15asking for a deposit without a contract
00:33:18do a little work when it comes to your scams
00:33:20vivian
00:33:21don't listen to him
00:33:23he clearly has no idea what he's talking about
00:33:27come on babe
00:33:29you know i would never
00:33:30hurt you
00:33:35no
00:33:37she's gonna pull my funding
00:33:38twice
00:33:39you really think i can trust you
00:33:42get out
00:33:45i'm a paying customer
00:33:48you can't kick me out more than anyone else in here
00:33:50fine
00:33:51if he won't leave then alan and i will
00:33:53come on let's go alan
00:33:55i've invested in hundreds of projects
00:33:58i know what i'm talking about
00:34:00okay i've had enough
00:34:02listen if you need time to think about it
00:34:05fine
00:34:05but i can't stand here
00:34:08while he insults me
00:34:14i'm gonna go
00:34:15bye
00:34:19do you really have to ruin every prospect i get
00:34:21at this rate i will never get an investor
00:34:24look i know we bicker a lot but this was beyond petty and i am really disappointed in you
00:34:33i was just trying to help
00:34:41i got you a coffee on my way over
00:34:43thank you
00:34:44there you go
00:34:49whoa
00:34:49are you okay
00:34:52cancel my meetings i'm not feeling well i'm gonna need to go home
00:34:58is it frid the butt
00:35:02oh god why do i feel so terrible
00:35:06is it food poisoning
00:35:08unless
00:35:10i don't want to stop
00:35:12it's so hot
00:35:13don't stop just wait till you try and wipe them out
00:35:23It can't be, it can't be, oh my god it fucking can be, what am I gonna tell my mom,
00:35:33what
00:35:33am I gonna tell Alex, Vivian, how did you get in here, I know your passcode, I got her
00:35:41as soon as I could, is everything okay, what's wrong, you want her to talk about something,
00:35:46does he actually care about me, you might want to sit down for this, come on, I'm a grown
00:35:54adult, it's okay, what's going on, you can tell me anything, yeah I told you you'd want
00:36:06to sit down, you're pregnant, you're pregnant, god and you insisted on using that damn thing,
00:36:19okay give the dancing egg a little bit more credit, if I recall you liked it even more
00:36:24than I did, what about the condom, you told me not to bother, and you listened to me, I
00:36:30thought I took that plan B, but so much was happening, and I was so scatterbrained, and
00:36:35it doesn't really matter, okay, plan B, condom, dancing egg, I'm fucking pregnant, okay, it's
00:36:41done, and now we just need to figure out what comes next, well we should get married and raise
00:36:46it together, married, Alex, shit, that is a little hasty, I was just talking about whether
00:36:51or not I was gonna keep it, well you said it yourself, it's done, unless you don't want to
00:36:58keep it, I, I think I want it, then we should get married, unless you're trying to raise the
00:37:06child as a single mother, Alex, we can't get married, we don't love each other, who cares if
00:37:14we don't love each other, I want to take responsibility, and we won't let anything happen to you
00:37:20or our child, but you don't want to get married, right, what do you want to do, I don't know,
00:37:27I
00:37:27I just need some time, and I think we both should think this through, okay,
00:37:33oh, all right, and Alex, please do not tell my mom about this, oh god, no, can you imagine
00:37:43if my father found out about this, they would be insufferable, Bibby, speak of the fucking
00:37:50devil, why is your mom here, Bibby, mom, hi, hi, honey, are you okay, Julie called and told
00:38:03me that you left work early, because you weren't feeling well, which isn't like you, so I made
00:38:08you some soup and tea, like when you were little, hi, Alex, what are you doing here, I, um, mom,
00:38:22I knew it, it wasn't just a one-off, you said it was a drunken accident, but you two have
00:38:26been dating all along, haven't you, what, no, ew, ouch, Alex was just coming over, shit,
00:38:35what was Alex coming over to do, fake, Alex was just coming over to tell me he was gonna
00:38:43invest in my new product, weren't ya, oh, that's wonderful, it's about time, right,
00:38:50we had a long, hard think about it and decided it was finally time, must have been one hell
00:38:56of a test run, mom, ew, gross, I'm just saying, I'm so happy you two are going into business
00:39:03together, I think this is an absolutely fabulous thing, so is it too early to call you son,
00:39:09or, all right, mom, thank you for the soup, and I think it is time for you to go, bye,
00:39:14Alex,
00:39:19why would you tell her I'm investing, well, you said you would last night, remember,
00:39:26as an investor, I like to try my products, you mean,
00:39:52I was pretty drunk, yeah, well, drunk mistake or not, you have to admit my products are amazing,
00:39:59well, we didn't get to test them all out, yeah, well, my condoms are designed so that it doesn't
00:40:05feel like you're wearing anything, but you said it felt incredible, you felt incredible, did you
00:40:14enjoy it?
00:40:22damn it, hello, hey, mr. bates, I have an update on Alan, um, I can't talk about this now, uh,
00:40:31meet me at
00:40:32the office, I am sorry, I have to go, Nick, what you got, well, you remember that Alan Burst that
00:40:47you
00:40:47had me look into, turns out, all of his credentials, doctorate, he didn't even go to medical school,
00:40:54he didn't even work as a therapist, all he did was hop around from therapist's office to therapist's
00:40:57office all throughout the state, until their financial records went into the red, and then
00:41:01he would mysteriously disappear, I knew I smelled the red, well, well, I think it's time we called
00:41:10Mr. Burst in for a chat, Alan, hasn't your new girlfriend gave all your money yet? I cannot bet,
00:41:25just one step to go, if you don't get money within half a mess, tell the debt to clutter your
00:41:33office
00:41:34address will be my good choice, just half a month, I swear, you better keep your word
00:41:48damn it, I gotta get this shit done
00:41:59Alan?
00:42:00I brought Italian
00:42:11sir, there's more, turns out that Mr. Burst has multiple title nine reports filed against him,
00:42:19things got so bad he actually had to drop out of medical school because he had a sexual assault
00:42:22case looking against him, what? now the sexual assault case was eventually dropped but still it's just
00:42:29well it's not a good look, I need to tell Vivian
00:42:37come on, come on, pick up
00:42:46are you gonna answer that? no
00:42:56can't talk, Alan is over
00:42:59fuck, he's there right now, Nick I gotta go
00:43:05I brought your favorite
00:43:07I'm not really drinking right now
00:43:09don't be ridiculous, I remember that back in the college you used to throw your
00:43:13pleasure
00:43:14yeah, well I am kind of coming back
00:43:17hmm, really, well don't mind if I have some
00:43:21not at all, go ahead
00:43:27Vivian, I'm glad you let me come over
00:43:30and I've been thinking about us lately
00:43:33really?
00:43:34yeah, thinking how we used to be together
00:43:38I miss that
00:43:40me too
00:43:43come on, come on, come on
00:43:47I've been wondering how you went to the adult products after college
00:43:55considering you are a virgin and everything
00:43:58well, I was a virgin when we dated
00:44:02well, you're not anymore
00:44:05I thought you were waiting for the right time with the right guy
00:44:09yeah, well it kind of just happened
00:44:11Vivian, the virgin no more
00:44:15I always hated that nickname
00:44:18I never understood why it was such a big deal
00:44:22well, if you're not waiting for anyone
00:44:25maybe we can be together
00:44:27Alan, I kind of would prefer if we just took things slow
00:44:35damn it, Vivian
00:44:38are you safe, right?
00:44:47what the hell are you doing here again?
00:44:49why are you here?
00:44:51yes, I've warned you before
00:44:54I've warned you before
00:44:56oh my god, are you crazy?
00:44:59dude, what the hell?
00:45:01we were just chatting here
00:45:03this guy nearly raped you before and you're defending him?
00:45:07what are you talking about? we're just friends
00:45:10am I allowed to have friends?
00:45:12I just don't want him to trick you
00:45:14well, man, I know you have biased feelings against me
00:45:18but calm down for a minute
00:45:22quit the nice guy act
00:45:25Alex, get out
00:45:28now you want me to leave because of him
00:45:30yeah, if you can't be kind to my friends then I would like you to leave
00:45:35Vivian, I don't want you to be torn between us
00:45:38okay, so don't worry
00:45:41I'm gonna leave
00:45:43you can call me anytime, okay?
00:45:47what are you still doing here?
00:45:50get out
00:45:53it's my obligation to take care of you and our child
00:45:57that was an accident, wasn't it?
00:45:59it's our responsibility to take care of this child
00:46:02we have to think about what's best for it
00:46:12this vibrator is my newest product
00:46:16it's got a cute design
00:46:18better suited for female aesthetics
00:46:20and a night of me
00:46:21and look, it has multiple vibrations and modes
00:46:26who knew something so small could bring so much joy?
00:46:30because every woman deserves a little wonder crafted just for her
00:46:38I haven't had a man over in months
00:46:41loomy bloom
00:46:42designed with you in mind
00:46:43female joy perfected
00:46:56Wanda, what's taking him so long to go for the home?
00:46:59Diva, I'm surprised you're still sitting down for this one
00:47:02every time she presents, he completely deserves her fault
00:47:06oh, he's probably just thinking about new ways to insult her
00:47:10that's good
00:47:11the design shows real creativity
00:47:14wait, you really actually like it?
00:47:19there's still room for improvement
00:47:21and the investment section is a mess, totally unreadable
00:47:27but it has potential
00:47:32Aurora will back you a hundred percent
00:47:35meeting is adjourned
00:47:36oh my god, they're fucking
00:47:39like rabbits
00:47:42did you actually like it?
00:47:45because you usually rip me to shreds in these things
00:47:47I just didn't want to embarrass you in front of everyone
00:47:50it's not good for the baby, you know
00:47:53wow, okay, great
00:47:56noted
00:48:02would he kill you to say something nice?
00:48:06Julie, can you call the factory and have them send out the samples of the vibrator?
00:48:10I sent you the designs?
00:48:11sure thing
00:48:13oh wait, babe
00:48:15you and Alex
00:48:17right?
00:48:19no
00:48:20what makes you say that?
00:48:22we asked what happened in that conference room
00:48:24you're not stupid
00:48:30can you keep a secret?
00:48:35pregnant!
00:48:37keep your voice down
00:48:38girl, that's your virgin
00:48:40well, it only takes just one time
00:48:42doesn't it?
00:48:45oh that's nice
00:48:45just us
00:48:47so let's keep it that way, okay?
00:48:49if my parents find out then they will never stop together
00:48:53would that be so bad?
00:48:56he doesn't see me that way
00:48:59do you?
00:49:01i don't know
00:49:02maybe
00:49:04it doesn't really matter
00:49:06you know, i'm just trying to take this one day at a time
00:49:10i have to get back to work so just don't tell anyone
00:49:14okay?
00:49:15i'll see you later
00:49:19oh
00:49:20you all right there sugar?
00:49:21yeah
00:49:22you doing okay?
00:49:23yeah
00:49:24bitch, you know something, don't you?
00:49:26nah
00:49:27come on, come on, spill diva, spill
00:49:30come on
00:49:31fine
00:49:45hey you
00:49:47um, look
00:49:49look, look i
00:49:50i'm sorry for being a dick earlier
00:49:53peace offering
00:49:58thank you
00:49:59he's so hot and cold
00:50:01i never know how he really feels about me
00:50:03no
00:50:04no
00:50:04no
00:50:04no
00:50:04no
00:50:05no
00:50:05no
00:50:06no
00:50:06no
00:50:07no
00:50:07no
00:50:08no
00:50:08no
00:50:09no
00:50:10no
00:50:14no
00:50:14no
00:50:15no
00:50:16no
00:50:16he's my best friend
00:50:18he's my best friend
00:50:18who did you tell
00:50:20i told
00:50:22many
00:50:23many
00:50:26don't look at me like that like i'm a gossip
00:50:27god forbid a man wants to spend joy around here
00:50:33i'm gonna be a grandpa
00:50:34dad
00:50:35let's focus
00:50:36no i'm focused
00:50:38on the fact that my daughter found out she's pregnant and didn't tell me
00:50:41mom i was gonna tell you
00:50:43i swear i was
00:50:44i just
00:50:45alex and i were just trying to figure out what we were gonna do
00:50:49and besides you should be happy you've been trying to push us together forever
00:50:53i am happy doing
00:50:55but you should have told me
00:50:56look
00:50:58can we talk about this later we're in the middle of work
00:51:00you know
00:51:02for once in his life
00:51:05alex is right
00:51:06what
00:51:07vivian
00:51:08miranda
00:51:09if you are free tonight why don't you
00:51:11come to my place for dinner
00:51:13you guys can enjoy that
00:51:14uh
00:51:16you are not getting out of this one kiddo
00:51:18we'll be there
00:51:19uh mom you can't speak for me
00:51:25oh okay we we we we'll be there
00:51:28we'll be there
00:51:29oh uh miranda are you heading my way by any chance
00:51:34split a cap
00:51:36after you
00:51:46alex cooked all of this himself he's quite the chef isn't he
00:51:50alex i didn't know you cooked
00:51:53i dabble
00:51:55so when are we gonna set the date for the wedding
00:51:59wedding
00:52:01mom no
00:52:02you are getting married aren't you
00:52:04no mom we're not
00:52:07miss sawyer
00:52:09i don't think this is an appropriate time to be discussing this
00:52:12we haven't talked about this at all
00:52:14and alex and i weren't in a relationship before i got pregnant
00:52:18we're not in a relationship now so why should we get married
00:52:22honey
00:52:24you remember how hard it was for me to raise a child as a single mother after your father left
00:52:29this planet
00:52:29don't you people co-parent without being married all the time
00:52:33alex have you even asked her yet no dad
00:52:37well that is not very gentlemanly i thought i raised you better
00:52:41mr bates is there maybe somewhere i could go that's quiet i i think i need a second
00:52:46of course dear um you know alex's bedroom is right down the hall um why don't you just rest in
00:52:54there
00:52:59take this tower
00:53:01dad she just said she needs a minute now
00:53:09we lock them in
00:53:10we lock them in
00:53:22what are you doing in here been sent to bring you this
00:53:26i'm not really hungry
00:53:29i don't think that was the point
00:53:30look i appreciate it but i kind of just want to be alone
00:53:35fine by me
00:53:39the door's locked
00:53:46those assholes
00:53:50dad open the door
00:53:52yeah i really need to go to the restroom
00:53:56there's a bathroom in there love we'll let you out in the morning
00:54:01looks like we're stuck here
00:54:03look
00:54:04just take the bed and i'll sleep on the floor
00:54:06don't be ridiculous we've shared a bed before
00:54:11fine
00:54:40don't worry i'll be a perfect gentleman
00:54:43get a cramp this is ridiculous
00:54:46is she scared of me or just disgusted
00:54:54what are you doing
00:54:59you should drink this you haven't had enough water today
00:55:03fine
00:55:10go to sleep
00:55:12did you think i was going to
00:55:26she looks like a doll
00:55:28what's wrong with me
00:55:30why is my heart racing
00:55:31do i actually have feelings for this girl
00:55:34but she's always fighting me
00:55:36never listens
00:55:38she doesn't feel the same
00:55:42relax
00:55:43she's just asleep
00:55:44don't overthink it
00:55:46jesus christ
00:55:47this girl's got a grip
00:55:52relax
00:55:53is
00:55:54is she dreaming about me
00:56:06uh hi yeah
00:56:07big sorry again about yesterday look i just got a call from the investor
00:56:12he's interested in meeting you today
00:56:13holy
00:56:15holy
00:56:16shit
00:56:17whoa what is it
00:56:18can you be at the office in the 30 minutes
00:56:19make it 40. stall them
00:56:23i have to go
00:56:27scott
00:56:28please call me david you must be vivian julie let me in i don't know that's okay
00:56:32a thousand percent
00:56:34did you get here okay
00:56:36yeah no problems
00:56:37all right so this is our project data
00:56:39and we would really appreciate it if you'd help us with the prototyping
00:56:43well i can see why alan has speaks so highly of you this is excellent
00:56:48alan was the one who told you to invest in me
00:56:51he did he told me how remarkable you are and based on what i see here he's telling the truth
00:56:56well i guess i have to thank him
00:56:58matt you know to be honest this meeting is just a formality i already know i want to collaborate
00:57:03with you and in fact i want to get lumi bloom on the shelves by the end of the month
00:57:07is that
00:57:08pretty oh my god really yeah um wow i really appreciate it mr scott and i won't let you down
00:57:14call me david and i'm sure i won't regret anything now i've got to run to another meeting
00:57:19now i'll have my people send over the paperwork later today and i'll be in touch
00:57:29hey are you finished with work and do you have time for a date alan i never expected you to
00:57:35go
00:57:35to such lengths to help me say my thanks for later because i have ordered us a meal should we
00:57:41go
00:57:45after you thank you
00:57:49honestly alan i'm just really grateful that you're able to get me an investor
00:57:54i you really don't have to do any of this i believe you understand my feelings for you
00:57:59i like you okay and you're an exceptional woman i am confident that you will succeed do you really
00:58:05think that yes of course come on i know the contract with david timeline is tight and you're under a
00:58:11lot
00:58:11of pressure so this is why i have arranged a contact for you with new york's top tier factory so
00:58:17you can
00:58:18deliver in time and in full volume oh my god alan that's amazing i don't even i don't even know
00:58:24what
00:58:24to say i was so stressed out about that um gosh i don't even know how to begin to repay
00:58:29you
00:58:31you know how to repay me um honey are you sure the kids are gone oh i'm sure
00:58:41and vivian's new toys are all in this office and let me just tell you my daughter is a genius
00:58:50her creations flawless say no more i am picking up what you are laying down do we have to do
00:59:00it laying
00:59:00down oh vivian dad miranda what are you two doing here oh god i told you there were rats in
00:59:13the office
00:59:13i told her to get an exterminator but she never listens to me don't worry don't worry i was voted
00:59:17number one ratter in my frat days back india i got you wait wait where's vivian i thought we were
00:59:22supposed to have an investment meeting oh uh julie said she just she just left and listen son i need
00:59:30you to open your eyes vivian is a very attractive young woman and she has plenty of suitors
00:59:38damn it is it the same alan again
00:59:44you two are not allowed on vivian's office okay sure
00:59:52take these to go
01:00:01i'm sorry alan i just i really just see you as a good phone come on just give me another
01:00:06chance i mean
01:00:07we met since we met again i think fate has brought us together for a reason to the girl that
01:00:13i love
01:00:17look vivian i have to come forward about my feelings for you i can't keep hiding it if i ask
01:00:24you to marry me will you say yes alan i don't understand why he can't just say yes deep down
01:00:34i know you have
01:00:34feelings for me what is it is it because of the other guy alex no no there's nothing between me
01:00:43and alex
01:00:44i don't have feelings for him i don't have feelings for him then what's the issue if you marry me
01:00:50i will
01:00:51make you happy i'm sorry alan i'm pregnant with alex's baby what yeah so whether or not alex loves
01:01:04me or not it doesn't really matter because we're raising the baby together but we can always be
01:01:08really really good work friends right you're right vivian absolutely right
01:01:41what is alex doing no i need to focus on
01:01:45work but i haven't been able to reach him for the entire day just hope nothing's wrong
01:02:04alex what are you doing at my doorstep and why do you smell like a vat of wine
01:02:11shh where's the diamond ring huh did you follow me i don't even have feelings for you after all you
01:02:18don't love me i don't love you we're just parents to a child exactly then why are you here go
01:02:26back to your
01:02:27wine jar and soak it
01:02:33so
01:02:44did you say yes to his proposal i refused
01:02:51I drank a little too much. Maybe I'll forget about it tomorrow.
01:02:55Maybe I will too.
01:03:09I can't believe the LumiBloom pre-sale already sold out. Hasn't even hit the stores yet.
01:03:14Viv, don't freak out. Someone's dragging us online right now.
01:03:18What?
01:03:19They're claiming the Invisible Man columns are defective. Something about harmful ingredients.
01:03:23That's bullshit. It hasn't even come out yet.
01:03:26And we have quality inspection reports. This can't be real.
01:03:29Issue a statement and track the IP. We need to find out who's behind us.
01:03:34Vivian, Nick just told me what happened. Our IT guys are looking into the article's origin.
01:03:40I just don't understand who wanna fuck with us like this.
01:03:42This can't be happening. This is my first major product rollout.
01:03:46Did you do a proper quality check on the launch product?
01:03:49Of course. The quality's solid.
01:03:51What about the factory? Could they have been making defective versions?
01:03:54No. Alan was the one who recommended it to me before.
01:04:00Fuck.
01:04:02Julie, issue that statement, okay? We need everyone to know that Aurora Group does not condone the use of harmful
01:04:07chemicals in our product.
01:04:09And Nick, call our investors and tell them what's going on, okay? We can't let this get ahead of us.
01:04:15What about you?
01:04:19I'm gonna make sure that this never happens again.
01:04:27What's up, babes?
01:04:30You unimaginable bastard!
01:04:32I feel lost your mind!
01:04:34Did you intentionally send me to the worst factory in North America or did you just pay everyone to fuck
01:04:41everything up?
01:04:42This is hot tea!
01:04:43And this is Egyptian cotton.
01:04:45You broke that article, didn't you?
01:04:48I don't know what you're talking about.
01:04:53What the fuck is your problem?
01:04:55Huh?
01:04:56I was doing you a favor.
01:04:58I don't know who's behind those article issues.
01:05:01Maybe, maybe he was just designing a shitty fucking product.
01:05:04Oh yeah?
01:05:04Your mom's a shitty product!
01:05:07You're fucking psycho!
01:05:08That's enough!
01:05:10Yeah, and I'll do it again!
01:05:12Alright, alright, calm down.
01:05:15You better take down that article, okay?
01:05:18Or I'm gonna sue you for defamation!
01:05:20If you are lucky, I don't know where you live or I'd come to your house and I'd curb stop
01:05:24your fucking faces!
01:05:26Look, I think you've made your point.
01:05:28Let's get out of here, yeah?
01:05:31Yeah.
01:05:32Let's go.
01:05:35Women, right?
01:05:37You're both crazy.
01:05:47Hey.
01:05:48Relax.
01:05:49Now that Alex has been taken care of, we just need the IT guys to pull through.
01:05:54Everything's gonna be okay.
01:05:56The stress isn't good for-
01:05:57Yeah, it's not good for the baby.
01:05:58I know.
01:05:59Yeah.
01:06:03IT just confirmed the IP address belonged to Alex Birch.
01:06:07They took down the article.
01:06:10Hopefully, too much damage hasn't been done.
01:06:12So bad.
01:06:14I-
01:06:15I need to schedule a new product launch.
01:06:17Hang on.
01:06:18This statement has not cleared us up yet.
01:06:20Launching a new product might make the backlash worse.
01:06:23Alex, I can't just sit here and do nothing.
01:06:25You said it yourself.
01:06:27I-I know how to market.
01:06:28I know how to sell a product.
01:06:30I can get you a place and time, but I can't promise the investors will come.
01:06:35You don't have to.
01:06:37Leave that to me.
01:06:42You know, they're streaming this live motion that started.
01:06:46Vivian can't explain the product's issues.
01:06:49Her crew is over.
01:06:50Get it together, Viv.
01:06:52You've got this.
01:06:53Just focus.
01:06:58Hello, everyone.
01:06:59I am Vivian Sawyer, the founder of Invisible Man and Louis Bloom product.
01:07:04Vivian, did you know your product almost killed someone?
01:07:06That statement has been proven to be false and inflammatory.
01:07:10Our reporters are working on clearing it up.
01:07:12Our materials list is on the website.
01:07:15Selling defective products can lead to prison time.
01:07:18Are you ready for jail?
01:07:19Aurora products are safe.
01:07:21Then explain the viral reports about your dangerous products.
01:07:24I-I'm trying to, if you would just stop...
01:07:28...interrupting.
01:07:37These are our product reports, along with a statement from the original author claiming that his statement was false.
01:07:44She's telling the truth.
01:07:46Aurora products are completely safe.
01:07:50She always did know how to handle herself.
01:07:53She's lying!
01:07:55Invisible Man products are dangerous!
01:07:57It almost killed my girlfriend!
01:07:59What?
01:08:00Tell us more!
01:08:04Me and my girlfriend, we both used a product, and we both had a rash.
01:08:09Ms. Sawyer, explain yourself!
01:08:11I-I'm trying to just, everyone calm down!
01:08:15Don't listen to him!
01:08:16Everyone, stop!
01:08:18Wow!
01:08:21Vivian and I have used the Invisible Man products ourselves.
01:08:25I can testify.
01:08:26They are completely safe.
01:08:30Is he insane?
01:08:32The Invisible Man brand was funded by my...
01:08:35Fiance.
01:08:36We've posted online the quality reports, proof that the products are safe.
01:08:42Now, if anyone tries to spread more lies, they will have to face the Aurora's legal team until they are
01:08:49bankrupt.
01:08:50Fiance.
01:08:52Don't worry.
01:08:54I'm here.
01:08:55Now, if you'll excuse us.
01:08:57Mr. Alex!
01:08:58Mr. Alex!
01:08:59Mr. Alex!
01:08:59Where would the wedding be?
01:09:01Have you set a date?
01:09:03Jump!
01:09:05Don't worry.
01:09:06I'll take good care of you both.
01:09:08No, I can't hear you, right?
01:09:11She.
01:09:12What?
01:09:14She is a she.
01:09:15Not an it.
01:09:16How do you know it's a girl?
01:09:18Could be a boy.
01:09:19It's definitely a daughter.
01:09:21I've always wanted a daughter.
01:09:22And I'd love to have a little you running around.
01:09:29Um...
01:09:30I'm...
01:09:31Pretty hungry.
01:09:32Think we could stop somewhere?
01:09:34Okay.
01:09:34What do you want to eat?
01:09:36Pull off at that burger joint at my house?
01:09:39Burger, Vivian.
01:09:41Your body's a temple.
01:09:42You need to be eating healthy.
01:09:44The baby needs nutrition.
01:09:45I know you are not telling a pregnant woman what to eat.
01:09:50Listen, anything else.
01:09:51I'll get you anything else.
01:09:53I...
01:09:54Want...
01:09:55A burger.
01:09:57Any...
01:09:58Thing...
01:09:59Else.
01:10:04That punch actually hurt.
01:10:06I hope you learned a very valuable lesson today.
01:10:10Has he always been this cute?
01:10:13So...
01:10:15We're...
01:10:15Really getting married?
01:10:18If...
01:10:19That's what you want.
01:10:20I did tell everyone.
01:10:22Yeah.
01:10:24For the company.
01:10:25Well...
01:10:26Of course it was for the...
01:10:28Company.
01:10:29Right.
01:10:31I mean...
01:10:32We can have separate rooms.
01:10:33We don't have to have a...
01:10:35Traditional marriage.
01:10:35Can we talk about something else?
01:10:37Oh.
01:10:39Um...
01:10:39Okay.
01:10:55Mom?
01:10:56Mr. Bates?
01:10:57There it is.
01:10:58I just got...
01:10:59Thank you so much.
01:11:00Yeah.
01:11:01What are you two doing here?
01:11:03Uh...
01:11:04We got you a housewarming gift for me.
01:11:07Housewarming gift, but I'm not moving.
01:11:09Uh...
01:11:10Well...
01:11:10Yes, of course you are.
01:11:11You're having a child together, so you're going to be moving in together.
01:11:14It's better for the child.
01:11:17Here.
01:11:19Have a seat.
01:11:22I got you this.
01:11:26That's a company black car.
01:11:28You spend as you like.
01:11:29And there are villas across the country.
01:11:31Sports cars.
01:11:32You live wherever you want.
01:11:34Drive whatever you want.
01:11:37Vivian.
01:11:38You and...
01:11:40Our grandchild...
01:11:41Will want for nothing.
01:11:43This is...
01:11:45It's too much.
01:11:47Richard?
01:11:48I just got them a bottle of wine and some flowers.
01:11:51Are you sure this isn't too much?
01:11:52It's nothing.
01:11:54Vivian, you are like a daughter to me now.
01:11:58You're too kind.
01:12:00Alex, why don't you help her get her stuff?
01:12:03Oh, no.
01:12:04We'll...
01:12:04I'll move later.
01:12:06Okay.
01:12:06Well, I have hired a physician and a nutritionist and a beautician and a housekeeping staff on call 24-7,
01:12:15whatever you need.
01:12:16Mr. Bates...
01:12:17No, please.
01:12:18Vivian.
01:12:19Call me dad.
01:12:22Well, I'm just really honored to be a part of this family.
01:12:27And we are thrilled to have you.
01:12:28Isn't that right, son?
01:12:38What's this?
01:12:39I thought you could use something.
01:12:41Why are you being so sweet all of a sudden?
01:12:43You know, if I didn't know any better, I think you'd like me.
01:12:46It's for the baby, Vivian.
01:12:50Baby.
01:12:57Got your belt.
01:12:59Shut up.
01:13:00Everyone can see it.
01:13:05You're right.
01:13:07Come again?
01:13:08You're right.
01:13:10I like him.
01:13:13Girl, what?
01:13:14Tell him.
01:13:16Why are you acting like this is some arranged marriage?
01:13:18You're having his kid.
01:13:19Just grow up and tell him how you feel.
01:13:22Yeah, because that went so well last time.
01:13:24Sorry.
01:13:28Hey, Alex.
01:13:29I was just wondering if you wanted...
01:13:32No.
01:13:33That's stupid.
01:13:36Um...
01:13:36Alex, I think you're great.
01:13:39And I was wondering if maybe you and me...
01:13:43Vivian.
01:13:45Um...
01:13:46What are you doing here?
01:13:48Well, I was just stopping by to say hi.
01:13:50How are ya?
01:13:52Um...
01:13:53I'm a little busy right now.
01:13:55Can we talk later?
01:13:57Busy doing what?
01:13:58I was, uh...
01:14:01Asking Stacey Anderson to prom.
01:14:03And I think she might say yes.
01:14:07But...
01:14:07I could ask some of my friends.
01:14:09And I'm sure there'd be more...
01:14:11I can find my own prom date.
01:14:18Oh, for God's sake.
01:14:19Vivian, that was high school.
01:14:22I'm not gonna risk it.
01:14:23I skipped prom.
01:14:24Heard from a friend that he had a blast.
01:14:27Wept up with some freshman girl in the bathroom.
01:14:29I met Alan in college.
01:14:31And...
01:14:32Well, Alex...
01:14:34You know, he probably hates me for ruining his life.
01:14:37Trapping him with a baby.
01:14:38Yeah.
01:14:39Because all men make their coworkers a special holiday
01:14:42when they get pregnant.
01:14:44Get a great bitch.
01:15:02Hey.
01:15:03You needed me?
01:15:06Um...
01:15:06So...
01:15:07I have a friend...
01:15:08Who doesn't know how to tell a girl that he's in love with her.
01:15:12What should he do?
01:15:15So...
01:15:16You like Vivian?
01:15:18What?
01:15:21What?
01:15:24Nick...
01:15:25Come on.
01:15:25Don't be ridiculous.
01:15:27I'm talking about...
01:15:28My friend here.
01:15:31Alex...
01:15:33You don't have any friends.
01:15:35Ouch.
01:15:36I can still fire you.
01:15:38Alright.
01:15:39So pretending that I'm stupid for a second,
01:15:41I would tell your friend that he should stop talking to his assistant
01:15:45and go and tell the girl that he loves her.
01:15:47Is there a more cowardly way to go about it?
01:15:51Alex, just fucking tell the girl that you love her.
01:15:54Wait.
01:15:56Can you...
01:15:58Can you have two bouquets of a dozen roses sent to Vivian's office?
01:16:04So your friend loves Vivian?
01:16:10Nick, get out of my office.
01:16:17Shit.
01:16:18I hope this works.
01:16:26What?
01:16:28Who?
01:16:29Who sent these?
01:16:30I don't know.
01:16:31But they sent two.
01:16:37A diamond ring?
01:16:39Nick.
01:16:41You're welcome.
01:16:43Nick, you sneaky bastard.
01:16:46Now what do I do?
01:16:46I mean it is.
01:16:48It looks like an engagement ring.
01:16:51Since it's yours, I put it on.
01:16:55Alex, did you send me these flowers?
01:16:57I sent you the flowers, but...
01:16:59Are you going to propose?
01:17:01What?
01:17:03I thought we were already engaged.
01:17:05So why go through the trouble of surprising me at work and getting me a ring?
01:17:10No proposal is better than a half-assed one.
01:17:13You know, you're the first woman in romance history to get pissed off at a diamond ring.
01:17:17I'm so sorry I have standards.
01:17:21Just...
01:17:22Put the damn ring on.
01:17:24Do it right.
01:17:27Fine.
01:17:35Vivian, if I propose to you seriously, will you marry me?
01:17:50Vivian, what's wrong?
01:17:54I don't know. I just...
01:17:56I guess I thought it would be different.
01:17:58I've been dreaming of this moment ever since I was a little girl, and...
01:18:03This is...
01:18:04It's all for show.
01:18:06You don't even like me, so you shouldn't be proposing.
01:18:09Who said I didn't like you?
01:18:11What?
01:18:12Babe, I've liked you since we were kids.
01:18:17Look, I know you're just trying to make this easier, but you really don't have to lie to me.
01:18:21In fact, I would rather you didn't.
01:18:23I swear to God, I wanted to ask you to prom, but I was too shy to say anything,
01:18:30so I took Stacey Anderson because her boyfriend was out of state.
01:18:36We hung out at the punch bowl all night.
01:18:39It's you, babe.
01:18:42It's always been you.
01:18:45She's always been such an asshole to me.
01:18:50You know, I've always been hard with the emotional stuff,
01:18:55and you're kind of hard to talk to, Vivian.
01:18:58Okay, that's not true. I am...
01:19:00It's true, you are...
01:19:02Traitor.
01:19:03I'll just... I'll go.
01:19:09So, will you marry me?
01:19:17Oh, my God. Hold on.
01:19:24I have an investor's meeting in 10 minutes downtown at the cafe.
01:19:29Can we talk about this later?
01:19:31Let me take you.
01:19:32No, it's fine. I got it, but let's put a pin in this, okay?
01:19:37I thank you for the flowers.
01:19:40They're beautiful.
01:19:40Oh, my goodness.
01:19:42Oh.
01:19:44Oh.
01:20:12Where am I?
01:20:14Is anyone there?
01:20:19What's going on?
01:20:22Vivian, I like you.
01:20:25I really do.
01:20:28I think I've even fallen in love with you.
01:20:31A little bit there.
01:20:35Alan, you don't have to do anything that you're gonna regret, okay?
01:20:39That solely depends on you.
01:20:42Why did you choose him over me?
01:20:46Is it because he's richer than me?
01:20:51I didn't take you farther, shallow girl.
01:20:54Alan, this isn't about Alex.
01:20:57It's always about Alex.
01:21:00Don't worry.
01:21:01He's not gonna fight us anymore.
01:21:03He won't bother us.
01:21:04What are you gonna do to him?
01:21:10Something I should've done a long time ago.
01:21:13I'm gonna make you mine.
01:21:15I'm gonna make you off me.
01:21:17You're insane.
01:21:23What?
01:21:25You can...
01:21:27Dish it out?
01:21:29Or you can take it?
01:21:31Hit for Tad, babes.
01:21:34Come on, Tad.
01:21:35Fuck you!
01:21:38I know you kinda like that stuff.
01:21:41You like bad boys.
01:21:43We'll hear later.
01:21:46You can't make me love you.
01:21:49Maybe.
01:21:51Maybe not.
01:21:53But I can make you mine.
01:22:02Nick.
01:22:03That's weird.
01:22:05Vivian!
01:22:10Nick!
01:22:10I installed a tracker on Vivian's phone.
01:22:13I need you to go to my office laptop and check her location now.
01:22:16I'm on it.
01:22:18See, I know you had a thing for Alex from the beginning since we were kids.
01:22:23You always gave him.
01:22:25You didn't give me any time.
01:22:27Not yet.
01:22:29I did everything for you.
01:22:31I adore you.
01:22:31I worship you, but it was never enough!
01:22:36Why did you choose him over me?
01:22:38Tell me.
01:22:40I can make anything happen for you.
01:22:42Just tell me what you want.
01:22:46You're psychotic.
01:22:53Say you love me.
01:22:54I despise you.
01:22:56No!
01:22:58Look at me. Look at me.
01:23:00Say.
01:23:01You.
01:23:03Love.
01:23:04Me!
01:23:07I love that you will never have the satisfaction of hearing me say those words so forth.
01:23:19It's Alex, isn't it?
01:23:22You love him.
01:23:23Yeah.
01:23:24I do.
01:23:26When did this happen?
01:23:28Since we were kids.
01:23:30It's always been him.
01:23:32It's always been him.
01:23:37Say you love me.
01:23:39Say I'm the only one you love.
01:23:41Say it!
01:23:43Shut up!
01:23:45No!
01:23:45No!
01:23:50It's okay.
01:23:52I like it a bit rough.
01:23:53You make me sick!
01:23:58Open up.
01:23:59No!
01:24:00No!
01:24:00Please stop!
01:24:02No one's gonna find you here!
01:24:04Help me!
01:24:04No one's gonna find you!
01:24:06This just is...
01:24:07Please help!
01:24:08Vivian!
01:24:10You motherfucker!
01:24:13Come on!
01:24:14Come on!
01:24:16Come on!
01:24:17Come on!
01:24:19Alex!
01:24:20Alex!
01:24:21You're gonna kill him!
01:24:24No!
01:24:24Alex!
01:24:25Stop!
01:24:26Look at me!
01:24:26Look at me!
01:24:28Baby!
01:24:28Baby!
01:24:29It's done!
01:24:29You got him!
01:24:31Right in hell!
01:24:40You came!
01:24:42Always!
01:24:44I'm gonna be late for my meeting!
01:24:52Vivian, I know this is not how you imagined it, but I have a question to ask you!
01:24:57Yeah!
01:25:05Will you marry me?
01:25:09Yeah!
01:25:10Yeah!
01:25:11Yeah!
01:25:14Yeah!
01:25:17Tell me again when you knew?
01:25:21Right when you moved in next door.
01:25:24We were eight.
01:25:26We were eight.
01:25:26You had pigtails and a little teddy bear.
01:25:28And when you got out of your mom's SUV, I knew there'd be no other girl for me.
01:25:34What?
01:25:36Do you love me?
01:25:38I told you a million times.
01:25:40And I'll say it again.
01:25:43I love you.
01:25:44And I'll probably ask a million more.
01:25:47What's your goal?
01:26:04What a wonderful honeymoon!
01:26:06Well, enjoy it while it lasts, honey.
01:26:08Soon enough, we'll be back taking care of the twins again.
01:26:12Darling!
01:26:13Hmm?
01:26:14Vivian designed some new products so we could maybe...
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