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Love Island - Season 5 (US) - Episode 36
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00:09This season had heartbreak, romance, and Soul Ties was...
00:15Crazy.
00:16Crazy.
00:17Tonight, it's time to celebrate love in every way.
00:25Fuck it!
00:27Islander love, BFF love, Sweet love, What are you in charge of?
00:35Making her happy.
00:36Out there love, Stinky love, Fiji love, Fiji!
00:48We're setting off a love bomb.
00:50See this is what we're not going to do, what we're not going to do is fart!
00:54Love is all you need, so grab the love of your life, and get ready to say those three
01:00little words.
01:02Un.
01:03Seen.
01:03Bess.
01:05Yeah!
01:11Hey, that was good.
01:12That was really good.
01:29Welcome to the season finale of Love Island USA Unseen Bits.
01:39Two bombshells have entered the villa, and this duo are mother and daughter.
01:47So this is mommy, and this is baby, and everyone always thinks that's very funny for some reason,
01:54but I don't know what's funny about that.
01:56They're a gift from my mom.
01:57They come with me everywhere.
01:59I've had them hidden in my closet here.
02:01I don't bring them out, because I don't trust these people.
02:05Oh my, oh my, oh my, Leo!
02:11The boys are the worst babysitters I've ever seen in my life.
02:15Mattia!
02:16Oh, damn.
02:17I swear to God.
02:19No.
02:21Where is the baby?
02:22Oh my, take the baby out of the blender!
02:28She's in a fucking blender!
02:30Where is Kenzo?
02:31I'll go get him.
02:32He's like chilling.
02:33Your dad ranking just went down three points!
02:36I was going to make a protein shake right now, anyway, so...
02:39Kenzo, just...
02:42Carmen, if you're watching this back, look away now.
02:46Oh!
02:47Oh!
02:47Oh!
02:47Oh!
02:48Oh!
02:48Oh!
02:49Oh!
02:54Come on, grab it!
02:55We need some rice!
02:56We need some rice!
02:58We need some rice!
02:58You have to breathe.
02:58I don't think this was the blow job Zay was hoping for when he entered the villa.
03:04Is she gonna make it?
03:06It's the way you squeezed out half the water.
03:08Oh, fuck.
03:08Is she okay?
03:09Come on!
03:11Oh!
03:11Oh my God!
03:13She was so young!
03:18Yay!
03:18Yay!
03:19Yay!
03:22Uncle Zay stepped up and saved baby when we needed him most.
03:26And for that, Zay gets a gold star in the Parenting Awards.
03:31Good job, Zay!
03:33All the rest of y'all suck.
03:35The baby has PTSD.
03:36Kenzo left the babies fully unattended.
03:39He was nowhere in sight while baby was in the pool.
03:42Where have you been?
03:44Where have you been?
03:45I was taking a nap.
03:46The baby is drying off in the gym now because they threw it in the pool.
03:49It's alright.
03:50It wasn't mine anyways.
03:52Damn!
03:55He knew he didn't want to be a step-daddy.
03:57It's a little too chubby to be mine.
03:59Damn!
04:01Damn!
04:02The bakery is closed.
04:04Good thing it's recoupling tonight.
04:06Damn!
04:09Yeah, I get the choice.
04:15Mommy and Daddy aren't fighting.
04:17We're talking baby.
04:18We still love each other.
04:25The final bombshell this series flew across the pond from the Love Island UK villa.
04:30Wait, stop!
04:31Oh, you're handsome!
04:32Nice meeting you.
04:33We saw his first dates with Cassie and Imani, but not these exclusive bits.
04:37Actually starting in here, I was still in the UK villa, so...
04:41That's crazy.
04:43How do you think about the villa?
04:44It's so nice too, you'll love it.
04:46Oh yeah, we haven't done the chairs yet.
04:47I'm trying to think.
04:48Okay.
04:49You want to start us off?
04:50Go on, Rhett.
04:50Hold on.
04:50Hold on.
04:51Let me think.
04:52I'm trying to think what to say.
04:54Hold on.
04:55Let me think.
04:56Hold on.
04:56Cheers to Cassie's new adventure.
04:58Woo!
04:58I like it.
05:01Oh shit, fuck.
05:02It's cool.
05:03Good.
05:04How's your time been?
05:04Who are you coupled up with?
05:05I ended up coupling up with...
05:10What's his name?
05:11Oh, there it is.
05:12Kyle.
05:15No, he's cool, but it just doesn't work.
05:18It said Scott, and the first person I thought was you.
05:21Isn't that crazy?
05:22Like, Love Island UK.
05:23I was like, oh, that's like that guy from the Love Island.
05:26Was I one of your favorites?
05:27Yeah.
05:27Was I?
05:28Of course.
05:28Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:29Once I'm comfortable, that's when, like, the goofiness really pops out and, like, I'm
05:33just able to, like...
05:34Wait, so this isn't the goofiness now?
05:36No.
05:36I'm a little nutty.
05:38I'm in trouble here.
05:40I'm joking.
05:40I'm joking.
05:41Oh, don't run now.
05:43We're already here.
05:45My hair's already starting to poop up.
05:48Don't worry.
05:49It looks nice.
05:50Are you good at eye contact?
05:51Yeah.
05:52Good.
05:52I don't mind it.
05:53Do you want a staring contest?
05:54Yeah.
05:57I, like, blinked already.
05:58You've gone already.
05:59You've gone already.
06:00You're a Capricorn.
06:01Capricorn, yeah.
06:02Capricorns usually get along or they hate each other.
06:04Yeah.
06:05I think we'll get along.
06:06I think so, too.
06:07It also turns out Capricorns share a love of...
06:10Johnny.
06:15Of our 11,000 crew, 10,000 are insect stunt performers we hire to keep Islanders on their toes.
06:21This season, they've gone above and beyond.
06:25Do you hear him?
06:26Do you hear him?
06:27Yes, I hear him.
06:28These bugs, girl.
06:30You know, these little-ass bugs are pretty easy out here, man.
06:32Yeah, yeah.
06:34Get it away from me.
06:36What?
06:36What?
06:37Just a little buggy.
06:41What was that bug?
06:42It's like, it's okay to, like, explore it, but you should just bite around that wall.
06:50Oh, I just got in my mouth.
06:52I really-
06:53Where is it?
06:55Oh, what is it?
06:57A bug?
06:58What in my ear?
07:00Oh, it's on you.
07:03It's hard because it's like, I don't want-
07:06Oh, bug, bug, bug, bug, bug.
07:10Oh, my God.
07:10Oh, my God.
07:13Oh, my God.
07:14Oh, my God.
07:14I'm getting attacked.
07:15Get it off.
07:16Get it off.
07:16Get it off.
07:17Oh, my God.
07:23Ew!
07:27You did not describe that.
07:29Or fucked that thing up.
07:31Oh, my God.
07:33Where is it?
07:36Where is it?
07:40I got it.
07:41No, that was not where it went.
07:43Oh.
07:45That is going crazy.
07:51Oh, shit.
07:53It was just a tiny little bug.
07:54It didn't look tiny.
07:56Great showreel for the bugs.
07:58In fact, one of them is now on Real House Spiders of Fiji, where she ate her husband,
08:02so is now single.
08:14Unseen Bits viewers sent the internet into complete overdrive last week about the curse of soul ties.
08:21You go up there with somebody that you want to have a soul tie with, but you come back down
08:27and it's all chaos.
08:29It's like a curse.
08:32Soul ties is crazy.
08:34Crazy.
08:35Soul ties is crazy.
08:36Soul ties is crazy.
08:38Soul ties is crazy.
08:40Soul ties is crazy.
08:40What, soul ties?
08:43And across every corner of planet Earth, over an actual gazillion keyboard warriors went wild on social media.
08:52What is most peeved to see soul ties is cursed by the lord of darkness.
08:56It put me right off my outgrade tea.
08:59Devil emoji.
09:01Devil emoji.
09:01Cup of tea emoji.
09:04I had my first kiss near soul ties hurt a year ago.
09:08I've had rectal gas ever since.
09:12Hashtag soul ties is crazy.
09:14Kiss emoji.
09:15Kiss emoji.
09:16Kiss emoji.
09:17Is soul ties really crazy?
09:20Give viewers more evidence to prove the curse.
09:24Flame emoji.
09:25Devil emoji.
09:27You want a good chat?
09:29Yeah.
09:29Are we back?
09:30Are we really?
09:30Yeah.
09:31You want a good chat?
09:32Okay, here's more proof.
09:33The soul ties curse is the relationship terminator.
09:37Curse de la vista.
09:39Baby.
09:39Where are we going?
09:40At soul ties.
09:41I've never chatted up here.
09:43You're taking my soul ties virginity.
09:45Soul ties is crazy.
09:48Soul ties.
09:48Soul ties is crazy.
09:49Y'all just mad.
09:51Oof.
09:52I think you're beautiful.
09:54I kept looking at you.
09:56I want to talk to you.
09:57I'm very, very, very open to explore that with you and go take it a little bit further
10:04than just being like, hey Cassie, how are you?
10:08Flirting in the kitchen.
10:09So yeah, I'm actually very serious.
10:11Okay, me too.
10:16Girls, no!
10:18Relationships have started.
10:19Soul ties are dimmed.
10:28Why are all the boys losing your shit?
10:30What is going on, bro?
10:32Soul ties is crazy.
10:33Soul ties is crazy.
10:34Soul ties is crazy.
10:36Soul ties is crazy.
10:36Fucking soul ties.
10:41Soul ties is crazy.
10:43Soul ties is fucking crazy.
10:44Soul ties is crazy.
10:47But can Cassie and Johnny defy the odds and avoid the curse of soul ties?
10:54At the end of the day, I can't deny where my heart is taking me.
10:57So the person that I would like to couple up with is...
11:03The curse is real.
11:05The curse is real.
11:05Proving once again that what happens in soul ties never stays in soul ties.
11:10Yeah!
11:12Soul ties.
11:18Time for reporter Hannah's piece on the bombshell from the land of Scots.
11:22Not Scotland.
11:23England.
11:24Well, originally Wales.
11:25We don't have time to get into this.
11:27Hey, guys.
11:29It's me, Hannah.
11:30I'm back with another Love Island Live with our newest bombshell.
11:34Some of y'all might recognize this man right here.
11:36This is Scott.
11:39Also known from this most recent season of Love Island UK.
11:44Season 10.
11:45So, you're 22.
11:4622.
11:47From Wales.
11:48Yep.
11:48What do you do for work?
11:49I was a professional soccer player.
11:52Ah!
11:52Soccer.
11:53He's catching on to the turf.
11:55You all call football soccer.
11:56That's a no-no.
11:58Yeah, I get it.
11:59Football.
11:59We kick a ball with our foot.
12:01That's our football.
12:02Your football, you throw an egg with your hand.
12:06It should be hand egg.
12:07No worries.
12:07Okay, that was a good segue to my next question.
12:10Okay.
12:10What are some, like, American quirks that you've noticed?
12:14You've only been here a day.
12:15Well, I've noticed.
12:16Yeah, like, about us or any weird words that we say.
12:19Have you ever heard of the term ?
12:22Oh, is that something dirty?
12:25But what the actual bleep did she say?
12:28Find out what shocks got on the spot right after this.
12:45Welcome back to Love Island USA Unseen Bits.
12:48The hilarious sideshow that will give you fun girly things.
12:51Girl power.
12:53Some yucky boy things.
12:55But I can't wait to actually do that.
12:57Fuck.
12:57And some yucky girl things, too.
13:00There's flies in the oven.
13:02Plug your nose and get ready for more Love Island USA Unseen Bits.
13:05How long ago did you make that?
13:07It had to have been, like, three days ago.
13:09Oh, my God!
13:23Before the break, Love Island Live news anchor Hannah was getting to know Scott a little better.
13:29Have you ever heard of the term ?
13:32Oh, is that something dirty?
13:34But what the bleep did she say?
13:37Have you ever heard of the term double fisting?
13:40Oh, is that something dirty?
13:45For us Americans, okay, double fisting is when we have two cups in our hand or two drinks.
13:51You double fisted it.
13:52Like, what's double fisting mean for y'all?
13:56It means a woman would be very, very wild.
13:59Really?
14:00If she was getting double fisted.
14:01If she was getting double fisted.
14:02If she was getting double fisted.
14:04I don't know if I want to know what that means.
14:05Look at the laughter on this guy's face.
14:07You really don't.
14:07You really don't want to know what it means.
14:09You don't want to know what it means.
14:11Okay, so that's a thing.
14:13Okay, I'm going to have to Google that one.
14:14Yeah.
14:15Okay, there you go.
14:16He's here in Fiji with us, baby.
14:18I'm here.
14:19Alright, okay.
14:20Nice chatting to you all.
14:21Nice meeting you all.
14:22Bye!
14:24Nice meeting you all.
14:31Wait, but really what is double fisting me?
14:33Double fisting...
14:35Like, explain it.
14:37Yeah, and that...
14:40Oh!
14:41Oh, that's painful.
14:43Uh, I just Googled it.
14:46Don't Google it.
14:54It's a good night.
14:58In this next unseen bit, Cassie and Destiny chat by the fire.
15:03Cause Destiny...
15:05Is Destiny.
15:06Wait a second.
15:07That's not Destiny.
15:08That's Leo.
15:09His impression is spot on.
15:11Destiny, he knows how to be you.
15:13Oh, he just gave up.
15:14He was you for a second.
15:16I was like...
15:17Leo, do it.
15:18I wasn't doing shit.
15:19Dude.
15:20He not gon' do it.
15:21He's scared now.
15:22You wanna see it?
15:23Do it.
15:23Do it, Leo.
15:24I was like, listen.
15:26First of all...
15:28Why are you breathing?
15:30Stop.
15:31Because Destiny is Destiny.
15:34Oh!
15:35Did I say you could laugh?
15:37Now wait.
15:38Cause it's my turn.
15:40Oh!
15:42As I was singing...
15:46Y'all got me down pat together.
15:48You're nice.
15:48Now go.
15:48Okay, okay.
15:53That's a good start.
15:54Real bad.
15:55Real bad.
15:56Oh, shit!
15:57Wait, wait, wait.
15:57I'm out of time.
15:59Girl.
16:00It's giving...
16:01Sabotage.
16:02Sabotage, girl.
16:04Sabotage.
16:04They doing this to me.
16:05It's a leg kick.
16:06They doing this to me.
16:07It's a leg kick, I do.
16:07They doing this to me.
16:09Uh.
16:09Uh.
16:12The laugh is everything.
16:14That's a good old girl.
16:15That's a good old girl.
16:17Him moving to her is crazy.
16:20Crazy.
16:22That was actually valid.
16:23That was valid.
16:24That was valid.
16:24That was encore.
16:25That was a good one.
16:26That was good.
16:26You been practicing that?
16:27She been practicing.
16:28She been doing this to me in the mirror set.
16:29She do.
16:30She do.
16:31She really starting to talk like me, Leo.
16:33Watch what she say.
16:35Showtimes is crazy.
16:36That's KK.
16:37I know, but she says it too.
16:39I started the it's crazy thing.
16:41Like, I'll say it's crazy to everything after.
16:44That's crazy.
16:45It's crazy.
16:45Oh.
16:46What a coincidence.
16:48An ex-girlfriend of mine used to say, is crazy, every time after saying my name.
17:02The sexy moves of the hearts on fire challenge aren't easy to perfect.
17:06As the girls discovered, it can take minutes of tireless practice.
17:11Here, let's practice our walk.
17:13Yeah, should we practice our walk?
17:14The walk has to be like fierce, right?
17:16Sexy girl.
17:17That walk up to the fire pit is so important because your mind has to be locked in.
17:23And you kind of have to get into character.
17:25So, I'm going to give them what they want.
17:28Less arms.
17:29Yeah, look.
17:30Less arms.
17:30Arms need to be like flowy.
17:32That's even better.
17:33Yes.
17:33Either let the arms flow next to you or like even at your side.
17:36Just like.
17:37Even at my side.
17:37Or if you don't know, do try this one.
17:39I keep my hands here.
17:40Yeah.
17:40Oh, this is the sexiest little.
17:42Oh, yeah.
17:43I don't give a fuck.
17:43I'm coming for you, Lil.
17:45Like.
17:46Yeah, where it's like the.
17:48Yeah, like you know what I came to do.
17:50Yes.
17:50Yes.
17:50Give it to him.
17:51But it needs to be.
17:52Yeah.
17:53Yeah.
17:55I can't take you.
17:58She's so stupid.
18:00What?
18:00What is.
18:01What?
18:05I won't be able to take myself seriously.
18:08Me either.
18:09Hey.
18:10I'm not professional.
18:11That's how we got to turn the corner.
18:13You got to turn the corner.
18:13Right.
18:15You know what I came to do.
18:16Wait.
18:17Maybe if they laugh, their heart will still be pumping.
18:20I want mine to be funny.
18:22Oh, yeah.
18:22I can do some movement.
18:25Let me see.
18:26Because I'm goofy too, girl.
18:27I got a shit.
18:28Look, I got to get.
18:28I'm clumsy.
18:29I don't want to fall.
18:30It's so enticing.
18:32I keep it exciting.
18:34You could have the sex appeal of a cat falling into a bath and slow-mo would make it look
18:38hot.
18:39I'm a tiger on the prowl.
18:41I want it and I want it now.
18:44I'm motivated.
18:45I'm big sick, Ted.
18:46I go big or go home.
18:47I'm a big sick.
18:48Ain't nobody like me.
18:49Ain't nobody like me.
18:50Ain't nobody like me.
18:51Oh, oh, oh.
18:52Here are some unseen missteps that happened in real time, or as we call it, schmo motion.
18:57I'm here, boys.
18:58I'm not here to play.
19:00Whoever needs CPR, I'm about to get the heart rates up.
19:03Ain't nobody like me.
19:05Ain't nobody like me.
19:06Ain't nobody like me.
19:06Ain't nobody like me.
19:07Woo!
19:12Oh!
19:14That's okay, bitch!
19:16Keep walking!
19:17We'll be back to this one.
19:19We'll be back.
19:19Oh!
19:20Fuck!
19:22Oh, Lord.
19:24Oh, my goodness.
19:25I tripped.
19:26Now for more eye-popping, heart-stopping, pants-dropping bits you didn't see.
19:31You were a bad boy, Marco.
19:35Yay!
19:38Yay!
19:38Yay!
19:38Woo-hoo!
19:40Watch my knees.
19:43There you go!
19:45What's she bringin' out?
19:47The hammer?
19:47The wrench?
19:49Oh, the saw.
19:50Okay!
19:51What's she gonna do?
19:52What's she gonna do with the saw?!
19:56Anyways!
19:58Okay.
20:12I don't know what he's going to do with it.
20:16Oh, I dropped it.
20:18It's OK.
20:18It's OK.
20:19Just keep going.
20:22Hey there, it's your heart racing.
20:24Well, you better go catch it.
20:26Sorry, let's race into the next unseen bet.
20:35This week the girls got makeover tips from the makeup artist who did the Smurfs movie.
20:40Lucky.
20:42I'm a blue person.
20:43I'm a blue woman.
20:45Cassie, get out of here and take a selfie.
20:47Cassie, get out of here.
20:48Now something happened next.
20:50But what?
20:50Get out of here.
20:51I guess I'm asking, what happened next?
20:55Find out after the break.
21:10This fortune cookie is telling me it's Love Island USA Unseen Bits.
21:16I'm a blue woman.
21:18Cassie, get out of here and take a selfie.
21:20Cassie, get out of here.
21:21Before the break, Cassie's face was covered in blue goo and she was heading to the balcony.
21:26So let's see what's happening next.
21:32Cassie, get out of here and take a selfie.
21:34Cassie, get out of here.
21:36Get out of here.
21:41Damn.
21:41Get out of here.
21:44No, no.
21:45No.
21:47No.
21:50No.
21:50Cassie.
21:56Are you okay?
22:02Cassie.
22:03Cassie.
22:04Cassie.
22:05Cassie.
22:05Are you okay?
22:05Did you run into the wall?
22:06Oh, Cassie.
22:07I love you too.
22:08Stay on the ground.
22:21I believe the official score is Glassdoor 1, Cassie's face, nil.
22:27We're keeping these open.
22:33In this unseen bit, Bergie confesses to Taylor that he's fallen in love, not with her.
22:39I fell in love with this little bug I found.
22:45I didn't know I was going to tell you about it, but his name's Kermit.
22:51He doesn't like this frog, though. I'm scared of this other frog in the villa.
22:58Oh, well, Kermit's my competition.
23:02I don't know, maybe I'll kiss him and he's a princess.
23:05But he's a he.
23:07So you're gay.
23:10Not if it's a princess.
23:12But it's a he.
23:14But it'll become a princess.
23:17Where is this going?
23:19I don't know.
23:21The clouds make me feel like I'm in heaven.
23:23Like I'm Hercules right now.
23:25You're Hercules.
23:26Hercules.
23:28Hercules.
23:28Hercules.
23:29Why do you say Hercules?
23:31Because it's Hercules.
23:31You're saying it wrong, Birdie.
23:34I'm saying it.
23:34Hercules?
23:35Hercules.
23:36It's not Hercules.
23:38Herk-a-lees.
23:39Where are you getting erk?
23:41Hercules.
23:43You're missing the U.
23:45Where's the U?
23:46The pronunciation of the U.
23:48You're not Uing.
23:49Say it again.
23:50Hercules.
23:51Herc-u-lees.
23:52Hercules.
23:59Hercules.
24:01Herc-u-lees.
24:02Oh.
24:04Oh, shit.
24:05I think this place is making us delusional.
24:09Is this the funniest thing?
24:11I don't know.
24:13Oh, God.
24:15People getting words wrong makes me laugh every time.
24:19Gooranteed.
24:24I hate to admit it, but this season's couples have been very...
24:27I can't say it.
24:28They've been very...
24:30I can't.
24:30Come on, Ian.
24:32Do it like a band-aid.
24:33Very cute.
24:35Make me feel alive.
24:38Mr. John.
24:41And he's burped.
24:43Where are you all over?
24:50Whoa, whoa, whoa.
24:50Get away, get away, get away.
24:52See, this is what we're not gonna do.
24:54Sorry, sorry.
24:55What we're not gonna do is fart while I'm shaving your back.
24:58I quit.
24:59Come back.
25:00No!
25:00What does that cloud look like?
25:02It kind of looks like a heart.
25:04What?
25:05Like an actual heart.
25:06No, it doesn't.
25:07She's a queen.
25:08She fed me like a king.
25:09I fed you like a king.
25:19Don't be mean.
25:20Don't be mean.
25:20Don't be mean.
25:21Don't be mean.
25:21I do not just pop anybody's pimples.
25:24Marco's very special.
25:25Ow, ow, ow, ow.
25:26Oh, my goodness.
25:27He's such a baby.
25:29Yeah!
25:30I'm gonna cry.
25:31I can't let go of you.
25:36I can't let go of you.
25:38Oh, shit.
25:41Oh, no.
25:43I can't let go of you.
25:44He's giving you the magic Marco.
25:46Every time I'm in show ties with Hannah, we're getting it on.
25:49No, that is not true.
25:50We're not getting it on.
25:52He's lying.
25:52But we did have our first chat up here.
25:54And our first kiss.
25:55And we had our first kiss up here.
25:57He's a pretty boy.
25:58Let me see what I look like.
26:06We made a song for y'all.
26:07Oh, my goodness.
26:08That was sweet.
26:10Marco and Leo, Hannah and Cassie.
26:12I wanna see her, but she stays away from me.
26:17Can you guys not be freaky while I'm king?
26:21Hannah, they make me so happy.
26:23Kiss you.
26:24Goodnight.
26:25Good job, you guys.
26:26If you do the laundry, I'll do the dishes.
26:28Yeah.
26:29I'll take that.
26:30Hey, that was good.
26:31That was really good.
26:32How cute.
26:36I'm happy.
26:37Me too.
26:38Me too.
26:39You make me love you crazy.
26:55This is Love Island USA on seat.
26:58Shut the fuck up.
27:00Sorry.
27:01I forgot this is the ASMR bit.
27:05ASMR is the tingly feeling you get from hearing certain sounds.
27:14My name's Cassie and I'm doing ASMR for you.
27:19Hang on, Cassie.
27:20This is my ASMR bit.
27:23I should take up an ASMR career after this.
27:26Relax, Kenzo, with ASMR from Carmen.
27:31Listen to this.
27:34Or relax like Kenzo, with ASMR from Bergie.
27:39Now.
27:57Incredibly, if you play that milk frothing scene really fast, it makes a Love Island theme tune.
28:09while most couples at this stage are sneaking away for some alone time some couples just
28:14do you want to make chocolate chip pancakes sure why not okay yep that's good
28:21all right we need powder or grab that yeah mix i'll grab the chocolate chips too chocolate chips
28:29in the pan do you ever put whipped cream on your pancakes oh all the time or like grapes i
28:34love
28:34making grapes grapes on your pancake no no no no you know what grapes are right am i saying that
28:40right or is grape grapes the french thing like the little thin pancake grapes crepes he's saying
28:46crepes he means crepes that's what i meant to say grapes i love making crepes that we have to make
28:53together yeah we have to make that i agree grapes are amazing how do you do this bergy how do
28:57you
28:57turn on the oven it's the stove spoon me whoa it's not going no no don't use that spoon
29:15who's in charge of what i'm i'm in charge of this i'm i'm calling the pancake shots what are you
29:22in
29:22charge of making making making you're happy we're making yeah yeah happy wife happy life
29:27oh you're good you're it's uh it's on a low setting that's pretty good yeah that was really good that's
29:33a good flip look at the rest i'll cut your pancakes for you thank you king treatment bring me king
29:41treatment she's a queen the special ingredient that no one else does in their pancakes or anything
29:46they make they forget to add one really important ingredient water love gotta add love i'd have to
29:54give this pancake a solid nine yeah like just a solid nine but i'm the one you need boom oh
30:03yeah
30:03you're my 10 for you thank you
30:11things between bergy and taylor just keep getting batter and batter unseen bits finale baby i cannot get
30:19fired
30:26which competition is bigger than the world series it's that battle that will have you saying
30:32what world cup it's beach hut battle let's go we're back for another love island beach hut battle
30:46let's do this you know we've got the boys are leading the overall series battle two to one
30:53if the girls win this battle we'll be forced to go into a tiebreaker boys you're going down down and
31:00we did good last time we were good me and marco will go to the fucking to the death to
31:04win the
31:04challenge so you know this week we're testing the islanders knowledge of love island season five
31:09trivia the team with the most correct answers wins to be honest every day is a blur i don't even
31:17remember yesterday so i think we're i think we're behind the eight ball on this one i don't know if
31:21i'm not good at trivia but let's give it a try yeah representing the girls we have cassie and hannah
31:27and representing the boys we have leonardo and marco let's get started how many neon signs are in the
31:36what the fuck let's count them let's count them okay how many okay soul ties is crazy uh-huh
31:43breathe uh thirst trap yep wish you were here the one right before you walk into this could be the
31:50place then the ones in the room there's the one by the fire pit the blue one there's one on
31:56the wall
31:56that says yeah yeah and then there's one more in the room i think let's be safe let's say 20
32:02let's just
32:03round it shit okay right 20 20 let's round that shit 15 15 15 this is stock 15 we got
32:1110 at least
32:12not even close the correct answer is 36 30 fucking six we are fucking way up this light bill's gotta
32:21be
32:22crazy yes hannah the electricity bill is crazy final question for the win who was the first islander
32:30dump from novella you want to say it together okay one two three jasmine our queen yeah we missed you
32:39all right our queen is already she was so funny yeah we remember jasmine wait
32:47he didn't get dumped
32:50he got dumped and came back yeah it's gonna be a trick question
32:54bergy
33:00the correct answer is bergy
33:08what the hell we're stupid yes boys that's correct you know we've had the final score of three to one
33:18the boys are crowned champions of beach up battle
33:24ah shit we ain't too good at this hopefully they just don't flex on it on us oh they're gonna
33:30brag
33:30sorry girls maybe next time just kidding there's not a next time boys roll if beach
33:35up battle has got you on the ropes the unseen bits after the break will deliver the knockout back after
33:41this
33:51we got that
33:55welcome back to love island usa unseen bits it's time for the final episode of love island live
34:01with hannah and marco do you want a pretty let's get the pool okay yeah like that that's perfect should
34:07i be in the sun or no no no sun no sun okay three two go
34:16hey everyone it's me hannah i'm back again with another love island live you guys this is our last
34:21one of season five we're in the finals now i have my sexy cameraman with me again say hi babe
34:27what's up guys it's marco okay and today on today's episode our final episode we're giving out class
34:33superlatives to my fellow finalists okay so let's go here from right now and give out these awards
34:39come on all right we have over here leo and cassie congratulations you won a award and cassie you
35:00so you know what i just oh i just i just i'm a little flirt here and there i'm just
35:06friendly a little
35:07extra friendly sometimes and it's not my fault that it's reciprocated by everybody you know everybody
35:15wants a little piece of cassie what can i say but i'm a committed girl i'm a lover girl so
35:22no more
35:23flirting on my life first we don't belong to the streets anymore yeah i'm a loyal girl now okay okay
35:30we love it well congratulations you guys thank you next i'm giving out two more awards let's go
35:38you are winners of our love island live season five superlatives
35:46yay there we go we have a new addition taylor taylor you won the life of the party award yay
35:53the life
35:54of the party it's a great time taylor what do you want to tell your fans i want to tell
35:59my fans that
36:00you know never give up it will always get better okay 100 100 baby we love to see it taylor's
36:12life
36:13party okay go go celebrate okay we're gonna leave you to it yeah okay i have one more award i
36:18might
36:18as well do it now last award you guys is the class clown award and it's only fitting that it
36:23goes to my
36:24man marco talk to the people babe hey how you done okay no no no this is a great award
36:34uh it was a high
36:35school award i actually did earn as a class clown i'm always being my goofy silly self you know i'm
36:39always
36:39letting my nuts drag wherever i go sorry you know i didn't mean to say that i'm always letting you
36:44know my energy come out i'm always being myself i'm being crazy i'm being marco you guys all love
36:49to my fans thank you for accepting you know my goofiness i love this award and i can't wait to
36:54keep being the clown hey all right you guys this was our last love island live i'm so grateful to
37:01my
37:01people here i'm grateful to my fellow islanders and thank you so much for watching me walk around
37:06with a wooden spoon and just talk about the best stuff bye
37:17for my class superlative i was voted most likely to narrate an american dating show
37:23it seemed weird at the time
37:34love island the edgiest island they show on half but what really happens in the empty bedroom when the
37:42lights go on and it's the middle of the day
37:49put your shades on for a special daytime edition of islanders after dark islanders at noon
38:05it's carmen and kenzo
38:15what happened he's just helping to put her swimsuit bottoms back on
38:21so nothing to see here
38:31well they take a well-earned nap who's this
38:42why are hannah and marco sneaking into johnny and leo's bed
38:50it's leo you don't care
38:57they're testing the bed to make sure it's comfy
39:01they yawn nothing to see here
39:11what are they doing
39:12what are they doing
39:13what are they doing
39:14what are they doing
39:15what are they doing
39:31what are they doing
39:33what are they doing
39:35what are they doing
39:40hey imani got a text
39:44imani got a text we gotta get out there
39:49hannah let's go
39:51i'm coming
39:52she's coming
39:54no pun intended
39:56shut up marco
39:57my apologies if this put you all to sleep
40:01nothing sexy happens during the day
40:03let's keep this segment
40:05after dark only from now on
40:13more unseen bits after the break
40:26welcome back to the grand finale of love island usa
40:30the unseen bits
40:31the cheesy game show music
40:34it's time for
40:36beach hot blood
40:42this week we asked the islanders what grosses you out I find so many things gross um I hate hair
40:51it can be my hair if I see it like balls up like after my shower I have to get
40:57rid of hair I hate
40:58seeing any hair I hate when people put like take chewing gum out of their mouth and then like put
41:03it on a surface save it for later and then eat something and then put it back in their mouth
41:10that's so unsanitary why the spit challenge was pretty gross I I did not want to do that one you
41:20know luckily you know I only I went first and I still thought it was pretty gross the Grinch I
41:26hate
41:26it I literally can't look at it I can't watch the movie I it's so scary like oh I can't
41:32even think
41:32about the disgusting I was almost chewing in my ear hate that so disgusting if I could hear you
41:40smacking on your gun from a mile away I'm just like oh stop it oh my god body odor oh
41:46if I smell
41:48somebody with body odor I will run a million miles away I hate when people just don't wear socks at
41:53the airport because think about it we're gonna have to be barefoot for a minute going through
41:57airport security having a walk barefoot around having your toes out too with all those people
42:05around you a lot of bumps in one place thinking about it I'm just like men who wear flip-flops
42:21grosses me
42:24out your dogs don't need to be in a thong flip-flop I would say the thing that grosses me
42:31out the most
42:31is probably really bad breath I can't stand bad breath holes I think it's called try phobia when
42:37you see a bunch of holes like in a honeycomb oh it makes my skin crawl like I get the
42:43hairs on my
42:43arms race it's just I think it's so gross and pigeons as well you know they I don't like pigeons
42:47oh eating with your mouth open oh I hate that such a turnoff when a guy chases a ping-pong
42:56ball
42:56I don't know why the fuck they would need to chase a ping-pong ball there's no way someone should
43:03be
43:03running after a ping-pong ball I think that's absolutely disgusting
43:09I'm like oh my gosh close your mouth the number one thing that grosses me out is when people like
43:16scoop something and like put it in their mouth whether that's a spoon fork knife whatever
43:20and they put it back into the jar oh my gosh I just
43:28sigh
43:30what grosses me out the most is that this was our final beach hot blitz of the season
43:37disgusting
43:42it's been emotional folks cue the nearly end of series montage
43:49the love island usa 2023 villa is now open
43:56I see your face in my dreams I'm that bitch I'm KK
44:02I wasn't expecting this Bergy everyone deserves a second chance
44:07our queen and a banana
44:09I would totally have sex with a robot I will fuck an alien boo I miss my vibrator
44:17one two three four I am the best poor
44:21this is an appropriate conversation
44:23and my parents watch
44:24sorry mom
44:28what is this magic mic
44:29oh there's my first part
44:42I see those stars in the lights now they remind me of you
44:58the more you fuck around the more you gonna find out
45:01soul ties is crazy oh my god here we go soul ties is crazy crazy crazy
45:12now could be some trouble I know that he fucked her
45:17fuck it
45:24from our asses to yours
45:28this is a long banana
45:34my whole wig just hit the flow they definitely gonna put that on tv
45:51I would rather drag my vagina across the hot asphalt than lose against these men
45:58let's go
45:59burn me burn me
46:01oh damn
46:06would you put price on it
46:08I would
46:09only so many more days with this fucking view bro
46:18don't miss the love island finale tomorrow night
46:27that's all folks
46:28see you next season
46:30you
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