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The Stupids 1996 [Full Movie] [Trending Drama]Full EP - Full
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00:00:44Oh, I've got a feeling something special is going to happen today.
00:00:53Things to do today.
00:00:56Make check mark on paper.
00:01:00Cross item out.
00:01:02No time for that, I'm afraid.
00:01:05And finally say, that seems pretty senseless, but whatever.
00:01:12That seems pretty senseless, but whatever.
00:01:19That's odd.
00:01:25Joan, honey, did you put these trash cans on the curb?
00:01:28Oh, I left the trash out overnight.
00:01:34Oh, dear.
00:01:36Oh, no.
00:01:38Someone's stolen our garbage again.
00:01:45I just feel so awful about this.
00:01:49Darling, please.
00:01:50It's not your fault.
00:01:51It's the world we live in today.
00:01:53There are people out there for whom nothing is sacred.
00:01:56People who will steal a man's garbage week after week after week.
00:02:01We can get through it, honey.
00:02:02We'll borrow some garbage till we're back on our feet.
00:02:05Don't you see, Joan?
00:02:06That's exactly what they're counting on.
00:02:08Whoever keeps doing this knows that people like us will just sit back and take it.
00:02:12Darn it, I'm not going to take it anymore.
00:02:14Oh, Stanley, please, don't get involved.
00:02:16I already am involved, Joan.
00:02:19Someone is stolen from my family, and I will not rest until I bring them to justice.
00:03:04And I'm not going to play.
00:03:04You do, Gwen.
00:03:04I'll be posting a funny game after that time.
00:03:05There's a funny guy about the power, but I actually have to fix his daughter a little bit.
00:03:05You're not going to play the trick.
00:03:06I don't see him.
00:03:07He's going to play the trick.
00:03:07I'm going to play the trick.
00:03:07And he does.
00:03:08I'll try and help him to keep going.
00:03:09Oh.
00:03:12I'm going to play the trick.
00:03:17This has been a little bit easier.
00:03:21Oh, my God.
00:03:58What in the world?
00:04:45What in the world?
00:04:49What in the world?
00:04:49Four wheels.
00:04:52Eight wheels.
00:04:54All right, crooks.
00:04:56Now you've got Stanley Stupid on your trail.
00:05:15Good morning, Petunia.
00:05:17Good morning, Buster.
00:05:18Hey, sis, have you seen Dad?
00:05:20Isn't he sleeping?
00:05:21No, and he's not outside either.
00:05:23I got up early to walk my fish, and he was already gone.
00:05:27Do you think maybe he's been kidnapped?
00:05:30Oh, my God.
00:05:31We must go to the police station.
00:05:35Just as soon as we've left a note for Mom.
00:05:57Take this down.
00:06:00We have gone to the police.
00:06:05Police.
00:06:07Dad has been kidnapped.
00:06:11Kidnapped?
00:06:12Don't worry.
00:06:14We'll be back soon.
00:06:16Signed, your children.
00:06:24Let's move.
00:06:32Stanley?
00:06:34Buster?
00:06:36Petunia?
00:06:43Where is everybody?
00:06:53It's impossible.
00:06:54It can't be true.
00:07:00Hello?
00:07:01Hello.
00:07:01Is this Mrs. Stupid?
00:07:03Yes.
00:07:04I'm calling from the police station, Mrs. Stupid.
00:07:06We, uh, have your children here, ma'am.
00:07:10Oh, my God! It's true!
00:07:13The police have kidnapped my children!
00:07:36You two just sit tight.
00:07:38We'll have you home in a minute.
00:08:19Bye!
00:08:23Bye!
00:08:24Bye!
00:08:24All right!
00:08:28Mom?
00:08:31Mom?
00:08:34Mom?
00:08:41Mom?
00:08:42It's no use. Mom's gone too.
00:08:45And we seem to be caught in a deadly game of cat and mouse.
00:09:03He left without even ringing the bell.
00:09:05Apparently, he only wanted us to find this.
00:09:11That's the Jade Palace.
00:09:13What does this have to do with Dad and Mom?
00:09:16I don't know, Petunia, but I think it's time we went there and found out.
00:09:28Friday, June 4th.
00:09:29Today, my world turned upside down.
00:09:32First, I discovered my husband missing.
00:09:35Then, I learned my children had been kidnapped by the police.
00:09:39Now, the fate of my family rests in my hands.
00:09:47Note to self.
00:09:48I must buy handheld tape recorder.
00:09:50Then, I will no longer be speaking into the garage door opener.
00:09:54Whoa!
00:10:02Some people can be so inconsiderate.
00:10:18Just the two of you?
00:10:19Why, yes.
00:10:22So, they have been expecting us.
00:10:35Oh, no.
00:10:58And what can I get for you?
00:11:00Oh, I think you've got a pretty good idea of what we're looking for.
00:11:05May I recommend the cashew chicken?
00:11:07You'll get your cash when we get our parents back.
00:11:10And don't call us chicken.
00:11:40Oh, no, the truck.
00:11:42It's gone.
00:11:44I've lost it.
00:11:45Now it could be anywhere.
00:11:48Finding it now would be like finding a needle in a haystack.
00:12:08It's always the last place you think of looking.
00:12:27I'll never get the hang of these things.
00:12:29Still no sign of mom or dad.
00:12:32I don't get it, buster.
00:12:35Don't worry, Petunia.
00:12:36Whoever brought us here will contact us when the time is right.
00:12:38All right.
00:12:48Foster, it's a message.
00:12:52Time flies when you're having fun.
00:12:55Time flies when you're having fun?
00:12:59Wait a minute.
00:13:00Isn't the Daily Times bubble just a few blocks away from here?
00:13:04Yes, at the corner of Fun Street and Fly.
00:13:07No, it's Maple and Fifth.
00:13:09Close enough.
00:13:10Let's move.
00:13:19Okay, camouflage lesson number one.
00:13:22To look like a bush, you have to think like a bush.
00:13:28Okay, here I am just being a bush.
00:13:31Just growing and hanging out.
00:13:33Yes, this is a life for me.
00:13:36Sure is a lot of soil around here.
00:13:38A lot of sunshine, too.
00:13:40As a bush, I notice these things.
00:13:42Wait a minute.
00:13:43What's this?
00:13:45I have arms.
00:13:47I am a bush with arms.
00:13:50And legs.
00:13:52I am the first bush in history with legs.
00:13:56I can walk.
00:14:05Oh, gaze ye young believers upon this miracle.
00:14:08This walking bush.
00:14:09Half man, half plant.
00:14:11He dwells in two worlds, but is the master of both.
00:14:14Oh, man, boys.
00:14:15You are nature's greatest wonder.
00:14:18Oh, man, boys.
00:14:29Poor fools thought I was a bush.
00:14:34I'll lock up the bikes.
00:14:36You keep a lookout.
00:14:43Let's move.
00:14:46Let's move.
00:15:05Hey, what's the matter with you?
00:15:11You don't know how to climb.
00:15:19Police.
00:15:21They recognize me.
00:15:22They're sure to kidnap me, too.
00:15:23What to do?
00:15:38My gosh.
00:15:39There must be thousands of people's garbage here.
00:15:42Tens of thousands, even.
00:15:44Why, the sheer organization necessary to pull off a heist like this.
00:15:49I've uncovered the crime of the century.
00:16:04Good day, officers.
00:16:13Yes.
00:16:24It's such an article about why, by the time I was ME, at a sociology head estimation.
00:16:25This has been too slow to see something, at the time I've recovered, on Saturday before...
00:16:25This was about a whole production ready to do that.
00:16:25And no matter how to do a program, I'll give you a ΡΡΠ°, I.''book.
00:16:27my God. Oh,
00:16:27my God. Where,
00:16:32where, where, where you're at? What happened
00:16:36to the police DaΧ¨ΧΧ? Are even
00:16:36so still on stage where you are? You gouΓ©?
00:16:37What? Where,
00:16:37Here did you go?
00:16:38There? Here. What?
00:16:39Uh...
00:16:39here.
00:16:40Here.
00:16:40Yeah, hi.
00:16:49Is that everyone?
00:16:51Affirmative, sir.
00:16:53It's showtime.
00:17:04Welcome, gentlemen.
00:17:07I apologize for the unpleasantness of our surroundings.
00:17:11The setting was chosen for its seclusion, not its beauty.
00:17:17The weapons you are about to see are American-made.
00:17:21And, I humbly submit, the world's best.
00:17:35International law has long kept you from acquiring them.
00:17:38But, as of now, I hope to help you overcome that.
00:17:42Lieutenant, the first piece of equipment we'd like to demonstrate is the Dragon anti-tank missile.
00:17:52Whether you want to foment revolution or suppress it, this hardware will help you get it done.
00:17:59Strange indeed are the workings of fate.
00:18:02How could I have known that today I would wander into the jaws of some kind of supercrime?
00:18:08Pardon me.
00:18:11Chances are, my life is already in danger.
00:18:13Yet, I feel strangely, intensely alive.
00:18:16Every nerve is alert, every sense working overtime.
00:18:19Nothing escapes my eye.
00:18:24Excuse me.
00:18:28One journey has come to an end.
00:18:30But, I've got a feeling the real adventure has just begun.
00:18:47Buster, Petunia!
00:18:51It's some kind of ape woman!
00:18:53Oh, no.
00:18:54It's me, your mother.
00:18:57Your mother's some kind of ape woman?
00:18:59No, no.
00:19:00Children, it's a disguise.
00:19:04They're wings.
00:19:06Ah!
00:19:10Next up is an updated version of the .45 caliber personal side-on.
00:19:22I think you'll appreciate the increase in stopping power.
00:19:45I think you'll see.
00:19:49Oh, no.
00:19:50I think I'm going to get off.
00:19:51If I don't know.
00:19:54I think I'm going to get off.
00:19:55...additional M16 assault weapons, extra new capability.
00:20:00Not only will it fire...
00:20:02Excuse me. You got a pan I can borrow.
00:20:07See you then.
00:20:09Thank you very much.
00:20:12So what's going on around here? Some kind of company picnic?
00:20:15Why, that's a very festive name for it.
00:20:19Notice all that garbage out there? It's all stolen.
00:20:23There's something fishy going on.
00:20:25Hopefully our lives may already be in danger.
00:20:28I hear you pal. At first I was pretty tongue-tied myself.
00:20:37Oh Jerry help. I need a new headline for the entertainment section.
00:20:41HBO has given the order for a pair of original outer space theme shows for the new season.
00:20:46Let's see. What a foul.
00:20:54Two alien pilots picked up by network.
00:20:57Perfect. I'm sending it.
00:21:02Hey you guys! Give me a head in Metro will ya? We're supposed to be in print five minutes ago.
00:21:11Psst! Psst! Over here! I found the computer!
00:21:18What have you got in mind Petunia?
00:21:21A little ride on the information superhighway mom.
00:21:24In this age of microtechnology, the computer is our gateway to information.
00:21:29Now all we've got to do is figure out the password.
00:21:40How about Lowe's? It's worth a try.
00:21:46All right computer. Now tell us everything we need to know about Stanley.
00:21:55Stupid.
00:21:58Relax soldier. A week from now we'll both be wealthy men.
00:22:02I suppose so sir.
00:22:04But I can't help wondering what our country would think of what we're doing.
00:22:09This year our country refused my promotion lieutenant.
00:22:14They have only themselves to blame now.
00:22:22You really think we can pull this off?
00:22:26I gave my life to the military.
00:22:29Nothing's gonna stop me from getting something back.
00:22:36Sir. I think we have a potential situation on our hands.
00:22:38What is it soldier?
00:22:40An individual sir.
00:22:41He appears to have infiltrated the proceedings.
00:22:43As far as we can tell he's not affiliated with any of the buyers.
00:22:45The CIA. We're probably already surrounded.
00:22:48Negative sir. We've scattered the area and he appears to be alone.
00:22:52Alone?
00:22:54Just what kind of cowboy agent is this guy?
00:23:11No one is disturbing without my order.
00:23:14The buyers must not know anything is amiss.
00:23:17Understood sir.
00:23:24If I know my business, the operative will contact us.
00:23:40To walk into a situation like this without support.
00:23:45This guy must be fearless.
00:23:48Yes.
00:23:56And very, very smart.
00:24:03Business? Weather? Sports?
00:24:06What is it trying to tell us?
00:24:08It's computer jargon mom.
00:24:10It's like a whole different language.
00:24:13Now hand me a photo of dad and let's see what we can find out.
00:24:21It's processing the data.
00:24:27What does it say?
00:24:29Fatal error drive B.
00:24:31Oh my god.
00:24:33What does it mean?
00:24:34I don't know.
00:24:35We've got to warn your father.
00:24:44Watch out! Let's go!
00:24:49We better get out of here. Let's go!
00:25:07Our bikes are gone!
00:25:12And the cops have surrounded my car!
00:25:15Run for your lives!
00:25:17Run for your lives!
00:25:19No!
00:25:20No!
00:25:20No!
00:25:28No!
00:25:36No!
00:25:47I'll pass it in again.
00:25:49I'll pass it in again.
00:26:29I'll pass it in again.
00:26:42I'll pass it in again.
00:26:51I'll pass it in again.
00:26:53Cool runnings, my brother.
00:27:01Hello, Akbar.
00:27:05Oh, Donato.
00:27:10Adios, amigo.
00:27:11Adios.
00:27:13Auf Wiedersehen.
00:27:16Hi, Stanley Stupid.
00:27:19Oh, honored to make your acquaintance, Mr. Stupid.
00:27:23You must be a highly skilled investigator to have discovered all of this.
00:27:27Well, actually, I knew I was on the trail of some pretty crafty thieves, but I had no idea there
00:27:31was going to be this much garbage out here.
00:27:34You are clearly an agent of enormous talents.
00:27:38It's a shame the government will never reward you as richly as you deserve.
00:27:43No, the government doesn't even know I'm here.
00:27:45Ah, and that's why you've approached me, isn't it?
00:27:48To come and get your share, one way or another?
00:27:52Actually, mister, I've approached you because I need a car.
00:27:56Lieutenant, give our friend the keys to my car.
00:28:01A gift to the gifted.
00:28:03Well, thank you very much.
00:28:05That's incredibly generous.
00:28:06Thanks a lot.
00:28:08Appreciate it.
00:28:11And to think I just wanted to ride back to town.
00:28:16Thanks, everybody.
00:28:17I'll see ya.
00:28:27Talk about nerves of steel.
00:28:29Completely surrounded and he didn't even blink.
00:28:32We bought him off for now, sir.
00:28:34But what's to stop him from turning us in anyway?
00:28:36You are, soldier.
00:28:38Without disturbing our clients, follow.
00:28:40Then terminate the target with extreme prejudice.
00:28:44Yes, sir.
00:28:49Meaning?
00:28:50Kill him.
00:28:52Right.
00:29:00Boy, you never realize how many policemen there are
00:29:04until the day they turn against you.
00:29:06This is the biggest emergency of our lives.
00:29:09And we can't even call 911.
00:29:12A crisis like this calls for even higher authority.
00:29:14Mom, dial 10-1-1.
00:29:18I'm afraid that's not good enough, children.
00:29:20Your father's life is on the line.
00:29:24I'm calling 75,496-11.
00:29:37Yeah?
00:29:38Hello.
00:29:39My name is Joan Stupid.
00:29:40I'm a housewife and I desperately need your help.
00:29:43Yeah, let me guess, lady.
00:29:44You've had a hectic day running around trying to take care of the kids.
00:29:46And now you're panicked because your husband's too home.
00:29:49That's right.
00:29:50Yeah, and you haven't had time to cook dinner, right?
00:29:53That's right, too.
00:29:56Yeah, I hear it every day of the week.
00:29:58What you need is our family special.
00:30:00What's your address?
00:30:0155 Maple Street.
00:30:03Huh.
00:30:04And does your family like coleslaw?
00:30:06Yes.
00:30:07That's all the information I need.
00:30:09You can relax, dear.
00:30:10We'll have you taken care of in less than an hour.
00:30:12Oh, bless you.
00:30:15No need to worry, kids.
00:30:17The most sophisticated emergency response team in the world is working with us now.
00:30:22Interestingly enough, their strategy involves coleslaw.
00:30:29Hello?
00:30:32Hi, honey.
00:30:33It's me.
00:30:34Oh, Stanley.
00:30:36Darling, are you all right?
00:30:37I'm fine.
00:30:38But you won't believe the things I've uncovered.
00:30:40Stanley, listen to me closely.
00:30:43You must beware of the dry bee.
00:30:46What's the dry bee?
00:30:49We don't know.
00:30:51But any error you make with it could be fatal.
00:30:53Just as I suspected.
00:30:54My life may already be in trouble.
00:30:55In jeopardy.
00:31:11What are you saying, Stanley?
00:31:12There must be some kind of interference.
00:31:14Hold on.
00:31:15I'll turn down the radio.
00:31:21Oops.
00:31:33Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot.
00:31:34Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot.
00:31:35Uh-oh.
00:31:41Hot, hot, hot.
00:31:46Is there something about Dad that you're not telling us?
00:31:49Something about his past that would help explain what's going on?
00:31:57Children, I suppose you're old enough to know the truth.
00:32:01And the truth is, your father once worked inside the system.
00:32:08You mean?
00:32:09That's right, Petunia.
00:32:11Stanley Stupid was a courier for the U.S. government.
00:32:16At first it seemed like the perfect job.
00:32:21Every day brought new and fascinating challenges.
00:32:25Oh, great!
00:32:29There you go.
00:32:36Five, three, seven.
00:32:41Five, three, seven.
00:32:47Five, five, five, five.
00:32:53Three, six.
00:32:55Five, five, five.
00:33:11They are first μμ
one,
00:33:26And then, one day, your father discovered something.
00:33:51That's odd.
00:33:55Coming.
00:34:05What is it now, Stanley?
00:34:06Something very strange, sir.
00:34:09Seems like an incredible amount of letters are being delivered to somebody named Sender.
00:34:13Who is this Sender?
00:34:15And what is he doing with other people's mail?
00:34:18I believe that this calls for a full-scale investigation.
00:34:25The next day, he was fired.
00:34:28They never told him why.
00:34:31But of course, he knew too much.
00:34:34And my instinct tells me, we haven't seen the last of Mr. Sender.
00:34:43Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi.
00:34:50Is the target neutralized?
00:34:51I'm afraid not, sir.
00:34:53It seems the enemy repelled our assault team with extreme defensive aggression in a blowing-up-their-car manner, sir.
00:35:02So, he has some combat skills to back up his bravado.
00:35:06Who do we have from special ops?
00:35:08McClellan trained with the SOF, sir.
00:35:10Give him the assignment.
00:35:12Let's see how our friend handles a veteran assassin.
00:35:43Ready?
00:35:44Ready?
00:35:44Ready
00:35:46It's high time. I got myself another tattoo
00:35:51Just make sure you do it clean you can't afford to leave a trail of clues. You'll never know what
00:35:57hit him
00:35:58Did you know how to hold in your gas tank? Actually, that's how you get the gas in it. Listen,
00:36:03why don't you top her off?
00:36:04I'm gonna go freshen up
00:36:26I
00:36:55Thank you for the excellent service old timer
00:37:29Well, I'm afraid it's bad news. Don't tell me you took out McClellan, too. It's uncanny, sir
00:37:36I've watched him dispatch assailants effortlessly with techniques that
00:37:41Defy description who's our explosives expert
00:37:44That would be martinez sir give him the assignment and everything he needs to pull it off
00:37:49I want it done surgical and I want it done now
00:37:54God's sake we're military men killing people is supposed to be our job
00:38:40Go on please leave me alone
00:38:54What are you trying to do you darn bee can't you see I'm trying to drive oh my god the
00:38:59dry bee
00:39:10Fight deadly fight for your life
00:39:19The tables have turned
00:39:23The hunter becomes the hunted
00:39:26The hunter becomes the hunted
00:39:34Mission accomplished no one could survive that blast
00:39:43Now that's a well-made shoe
00:39:54Here's your fair and a little extra for yourself. Thank you, sir. What's the occasion it's just good to be
00:40:00home
00:40:11You never know how much it means to you till you go away
00:40:18What are you doing to my grass muster is that you?
00:40:25Have I been away so long you live next door Stanley, please call me dad
00:40:30Dad
00:40:34This day keeps getting stranger and stranger
00:40:37We find ourselves today at the center of a puzzle
00:40:41At first all is confusing
00:40:43But as the pieces come together
00:40:45Patterns emerge
00:40:47Before long we could see the sinister face of conspiracy
00:40:53And it all begins with a man named
00:41:01Mr. Sender
00:41:27Letters
00:41:28Letters
00:41:28Easier to open than pistachios
00:41:32What's inside
00:41:34It's more delicious
00:41:37If you still love me Sally
00:41:40Tie a ribbon round the old oak tree
00:41:44I'm afraid the only thing that's going to be hanging from that tree is you
00:41:49Bob
00:41:57For jenny miller
00:42:01Nobody coming to her wedding
00:42:10This postal ploy of yours is the most evil caper of our age mr. Sender how will you ever top
00:42:16yourself
00:42:17With a crime so unthinkable that no one has ever dared to attempt it
00:42:22To rob an entire nation of its garbage
00:42:25The one resource no one ever thinks to protect
00:42:30Yet without it
00:42:31Every hefty bag every trash compactor every rubbish bin in america
00:42:35Will be useless
00:42:37Desperate men will roam the streets with empty waste baskets
00:42:42Panic and chaos will rule the land
00:42:45The precious balance of civilization will be destroyed
00:42:49And then the world will come begging for mercy
00:42:54To me
00:42:58Your job is to kidnap anyone who discovers my diabolical plan
00:43:06Including children
00:43:13This fiendishness must be stopped
00:43:26It's not all battle to fight johnson
00:43:28We've got enough trouble getting soy sauce into these tiny packets
00:43:32Maybe we can't stop sender but i know someone who can a bright fellow i worked with in the postal
00:43:37service
00:43:39Are the guards posted out front only the best
00:43:50Well no one suspects a thing mr. Sender
00:43:53Unless that bush has ears
00:44:03The joke's on you my friends
00:44:07Bad news sir
00:44:09Stanley stupid has discovered our secret
00:44:11At last a foe worthy of matching wits with
00:44:16Release the dry
00:44:53So you see it all begins with mister
00:44:59Sender
00:45:01The police are against us
00:45:03And obviously we can't go to the press
00:45:05What are we going to do stanley
00:45:08We've got to take on sender ourselves
00:45:11Oh it won't be easy finding him
00:45:14Scouring the countryside for microscopic clues
00:45:17Following trails that are long since cold
00:45:20Sensing him always nearby yet somehow maddeningly beyond our grasp
00:45:25Hey there's a charles sender listed right here in this phone book
00:45:30The manhunt begins
00:45:45The car won't start
00:45:47Maybe the battery's dead
00:45:49It was perfectly healthy this afternoon
00:45:51Well then maybe it's got some life left in it
00:45:53I'd better give it mouth to mouth
00:46:04Not now kitty i've got a battery to revive
00:46:17Wait a minute what am i doing
00:46:19I've cooked up some insane conspiracy theory and put myself in the middle of an illegal weapons deal with some
00:46:23of the world's most dangerous men
00:46:25I've risked my life and the lives of my family in a scheme that makes absolutely no sense at all
00:46:35Insight fading
00:46:36I must remember not to go forward with this
00:46:39What is it stanley what are you supposed to remember
00:46:42Um
00:46:46I don't know
00:46:55Let's go everybody we got a job to do
00:47:14Hey what about the delivery
00:47:17You can't just order food and run off like that
00:47:21You have insulted the dignity of floyd's delicatessen
00:47:37You're sure this is the place oh yes
00:47:39When i called sender's home his wife said that he works here
00:47:44What a likely story
00:47:57Okay joan you and buster searched that end of the building petunia and i'll take this in and remember everybody
00:48:03use your heads
00:48:28Oh
00:49:07I found his headquarters
00:49:10And i've stumbled upon this mean just laboratory
00:49:21Careful petunia one false move and we could end up dead
00:49:30Dad
00:49:33Petunia everything's gone dark i can't see a thing
00:49:37Oh my god it's happened
00:49:41We're dead
00:49:43I knew it
00:49:57So this is heaven
00:49:59It's quite lovely really
00:50:04Funny isn't it
00:50:06One minute you're tracking down the head of a global conspiracy and the next minute poop
00:50:10It's all over
00:50:13Sure puts things in perspective
00:50:16You know who i miss the most
00:50:19Mom and buster
00:50:21Don't worry honey they'll be joining us soon enough the way your mom drives
00:50:28Hello somebody in here
00:50:31Dad someone's coming
00:50:34You think
00:50:37Yes petunia
00:50:38Yes petunia
00:50:40It's time to meet our creator
00:50:48Hail to thee oh lord
00:50:51Actually it's pronounced lloyd
00:50:56All these years we've been saying it wrong
00:51:06So this is the face of evil
00:51:10So this is the face of evil
00:51:11So this is the face of evil
00:51:44What is the face of evil
00:51:48Oh girl
00:51:50I was in love
00:51:50How did he know his own life
00:51:51This is the face of evil
00:51:52I'm not saying anything about this
00:51:54But what is it my age of evil
00:51:54I'm not saying anything about this
00:51:54Is there anything about this
00:51:58top of it. And a control panel with a bunch of numbers. One would almost think it's some
00:52:06kind of time machine.
00:52:15Mom, help!
00:52:17Pastor, no!
00:52:28What buttons did you press?
00:52:30I don't know. Just a bunch of random numbers and the letters BC.
00:52:34Oh my God!
00:53:03We've traveled back to the age of the dinosaurs.
00:53:14It's just so amazing to meet you at last.
00:53:17Well, thank you. It's nice to meet someone who appreciates the work I do.
00:53:22Appreciates it? Why, you're the one that takes care of the entire universe.
00:53:25But you'd be surprised how little thanks I get for it. Most people don't even know I exist.
00:53:33This is the single most fantastic journey in the history of the world.
00:53:43Keep your voice down, son. If one of these things wakes up, we're in real trouble. You look absolutely starved.
00:54:02Hey, look, Mom. The cape of some pretty starved peoples.
00:54:13They're tools.
00:54:14They're tools to mean to be fashioned over primitive styrofoam.
00:54:17We've got to be careful, Buster. The slightest disturbance to this ancient world could affect the entire course of history.
00:54:24Yes. The entire course of history.
00:54:36What are you doing?
00:54:42Just think. My name is now the first word ever written. This rock will be the most sacred mystery on
00:54:49Earth.
00:54:50Buster, snap out of it.
00:54:52When mankind learns to read, I'll be worshipped. Nations will rise and fall in my name.
00:55:01Life on Earth will be nothing but a footnote to a buster.
00:55:07We've got to get out of here.
00:55:10Not to be disrespectful, but I feel that perhaps we've come here too early.
00:55:14The truth is the two of you shouldn't be here at all.
00:55:17You mean you're sending us back into the world?
00:55:19I'm afraid so.
00:55:21No, but don't get me wrong. It's been a pleasure talking to you. But there's work to be done.
00:55:26So our crusade against the world's injustice is important.
00:55:29Just head through the door marked exit. Take you back to where your car is parked.
00:55:34Did you hear that, Petunia? We're getting a second chance.
00:55:37Hooray!
00:55:41Do you have any finer words for us before we go?
00:55:44Well, if you want to make my job easier, remember, throw your gum in the trash when you're done chewing.
00:55:51I spend a huge amount of my time cleaning up gum.
00:55:54So long as we live, we shall fight that wrong.
00:56:07Sorry, Mom. I sort of went mad with power back there.
00:56:12Well, the most important thing is, we made it.
00:56:16Mom! Buster!
00:56:18Joan! Buster!
00:56:22Dad! Petunia!
00:56:25Stanley! Petunia!
00:56:30You've made it!
00:56:32Are you alright? How did it go in there?
00:56:35Well, Joan, we had a remarkable 20 minutes.
00:56:36We died, went to heaven, met God, and got brought back to life.
00:56:42But still, no sign of sender.
00:56:44What happened to you guys?
00:56:46We traveled through time to the age of dinosaurs, and Buster established himself as the most important and mysterious figure
00:56:52in history.
00:56:53Buster?
00:56:54Sorry, Dad.
00:56:56And even more importantly, we found this.
00:57:03Names, places, dates, times.
00:57:06Wait a minute. There's an entry in here for today.
00:57:09Channel 3 news at one o'clock.
00:57:12We passed the Channel 3 news station on the way over here.
00:57:15And it's almost one now.
00:57:16The trail is still fresh.
00:57:18Let's go.
00:57:21The-
00:57:22The-
00:57:45We're here.
00:57:55Somewhere in this building is the man we're looking for.
00:57:58Let's find him before he finds us.
00:58:11Good news today for Culture Buffs.
00:58:13A new exhibit arrives today at the Museum of Natural History.
00:58:17And here to tell us about the highlights is museum director, Charles Sender.
00:58:20Welcome.
00:58:21Thank you, thank you.
00:58:22You know, if you love pre-Columbian sculpture much as I do, you are in for a real surprise.
00:58:29Because in less than an hour, I will be picking up a stunning collection of Olmec heads on loan from
00:58:36museums all over the world.
00:58:38Now, I understand it's exhibits like this that have given our museum its most profitable year ever.
00:58:43You must be a very sought-after curator.
00:58:46Yes.
00:58:47Sometimes I feel like a hunted man.
00:58:54Try your best to blend in, Petonia.
00:58:56Remember, we can't afford to get caught.
00:58:59Oh, excuse me.
00:59:00I'm looking for the set of the late at night show.
00:59:01Excuse me.
00:59:02I'm looking for the set of the late at night show.
00:59:04I'm supposed to be making a delivery there.
00:59:05I'm supposed to be making a delivery there.
00:59:08Could you give this to Doug, the stagehand?
00:59:09I'd be so grateful.
00:59:10He's a big fat guy.
00:59:11You can't miss him.
00:59:12Here.
00:59:13This will get you backstage.
00:59:15I really appreciate this.
00:59:22I'm sorry.
00:59:23They're taping a TV show.
00:59:24No one gets in without proper authorization.
00:59:27Oh, ma'am.
00:59:28This way, please.
00:59:34Keep your eyes peeled for anything unusual, son.
00:59:37Mr. Cinder can't be far away.
00:59:39Just watch for the slightest sign of strange behavior.
00:59:42Dad?
00:59:44They're putting makeup on men in there.
00:59:47Bullseye.
00:59:55Are they ready?
00:59:56Ready when you are.
00:59:58Then let's go, everyone.
00:59:59We're on.
01:00:07Hey, let's go.
01:00:12Yeah, but Sly's a lot taller now.
01:00:15You know, people think it's really easy being a celebrity,
01:00:17but when they canceled my series, Malibu Beach Detective,
01:00:20I was just absolutely devastated.
01:00:29Well, I'm sure everyone is very sympathetic for you.
01:00:32and you put so much work into such a fine series to have it taken off the air.
01:00:36As an artist, I was truly crushed.
01:00:44It was the most awful, heartbreaking, shocking thing that's ever happened to me.
01:00:58Mom, I can't get this light switched to work.
01:01:01Just a moment, dear.
01:01:08Okay, now, let's take a look.
01:01:19Well, maybe you'd all be happier if there was no primetime television.
01:01:28What's going on?
01:01:36You could spend every night reading books together.
01:01:52Well, my next guest is a world-class French chef.
01:01:57So stay tuned, everyone, and let's give it to the fat guy.
01:02:26Okay, let's settle, everybody.
01:02:27We're on in five, four, three.
01:02:32Have you ever thought you came from an unusual family?
01:02:36Well, after you meet my guest today, you may want to adjust your standards.
01:02:41I divorced my wife in order to date her daughter.
01:02:49I married a Siamese twin and had an affair with her sister.
01:02:56I've been engaged to three of my cousins.
01:03:03I'm...
01:03:04Well, to tell you the truth...
01:03:09I'm...
01:03:10I'm my own grandpa.
01:03:12You're your own grandpa?
01:03:14That's right.
01:03:16Well, for those of us who've never heard of such a thing, maybe you could explain.
01:03:20Of course. It's quite simple, really.
01:03:22Many, many years ago, when I was 23, I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
01:03:29This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red.
01:03:33My father fell in love with her, and soon they, too, were wed.
01:03:37This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life.
01:03:40For my daughter was my mother, because she was my father's wife.
01:03:44To complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy,
01:03:48I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.
01:03:51My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad.
01:03:55And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad.
01:03:59For if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother.
01:04:03To the widow's grown-up daughter, who, of course, was my stepmother.
01:04:07That was our banker in Byrne.
01:04:10Payments will be transferred to our account when we deliver the hardware.
01:04:13In approximately two hours.
01:04:15Nothing left to do but relax, Lieutenant.
01:04:18No power on earth can stop us now.
01:04:36My father's wife then had a son who kept him on the run.
01:04:40And he became my grandchild because he was my daughter's son.
01:04:43My wife is now my mother's mother, and it makes me blue.
01:04:47Because although she is my wife, she's my grandmother, too.
01:04:51If my wife is my grandmother, then I am her grandchild.
01:04:54And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild.
01:04:58This has got to be the strangest thing I ever saw.
01:05:02As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa.
01:05:06I'm my own grandpa.
01:05:09Everybody!
01:05:10I'm my own grandpa.
01:05:12It sounds funny, I know, but it really is so.
01:05:16Hey!
01:05:17I'm my own grandpa.
01:05:20Stay tuned, everybody.
01:05:22We'll be right back after this break.
01:05:29Thanks again for coming to the station, Mr. Sender.
01:05:31You was a pleasure, I assure you.
01:05:33Bye-bye.
01:05:36Sender!
01:05:39We meet at last.
01:05:40No time to chat, I'm afraid.
01:05:42I'm taking over the heads of a dozen foreign countries.
01:05:50I got it!
01:05:51His plans for world domination are already coming together.
01:05:58You know what's strange, Dad?
01:06:00I would have thought a man as powerful as Sender would be surrounded by bodyguards.
01:06:05You can't see him, Buster, but they're here.
01:06:08Ready to pounce on anyone who so much as utters the words,
01:06:10I'll get you yet, Sender.
01:06:12Whoa!
01:06:13Hey, let's go of my dad!
01:06:24Buster!
01:06:26What happened?
01:06:28It's Sender's men!
01:06:29They captured Dad!
01:06:34So where are we going, fellas?
01:06:50Fasten your seatbelts.
01:07:10You're a clever man, Mr. Stupid.
01:07:15If that really is your name,
01:07:18too clever for your own good.
01:07:22And you play the innocent most convincingly.
01:07:25You thought you'd fool me into thinking you were dead,
01:07:29and then you'd catch me red-handed when I went to make the sale.
01:07:34A masterful bit of strategy.
01:07:36And you came dangerously close to pulling it off.
01:07:40We better get going, sir.
01:07:42We're due at Warehouse 21 in less than an hour.
01:07:45Warehouse 21?
01:07:46No use gathering intelligence now, my friend.
01:07:49And our little chess game is over.
01:07:54I hope you won't find the endgame too unpleasant.
01:07:59I'm sorry, ma'am.
01:08:01There's nothing I can do.
01:08:18It's no use.
01:08:19They won't let anyone onto that army base unless they're in the army.
01:08:22This is serious.
01:08:23Dad's in danger.
01:08:25I gotta think of something.
01:08:27What if we form our own army?
01:08:29To do that, we'd have to form our own country.
01:08:32We could call it stupidia.
01:08:34A sovereign nation with its own laws, its own customs, its own government.
01:08:38Mom?
01:08:38Mother of this household?
01:08:40Your leadership has stood the test of time.
01:08:44I'd like to nominate you as president.
01:08:46To the polls, everyone.
01:08:47Get this over with already, would you?
01:08:49This guy's already taken out three of our best.
01:08:52Relax.
01:08:55His hands are tied.
01:08:56He's unarmed.
01:08:58We've got two guards posted outside.
01:09:01And I've got a gun on him.
01:09:03There's no way he's leaving here alive.
01:09:06Isn't that right, Mr. Stupid?
01:09:11Remember, throw your gum in the trash when you're done chewing it.
01:09:15I spend a huge amount of my time cleaning up gum.
01:09:19In the name of the loy.
01:09:35Oh, gee.
01:09:37All right.
01:09:38Get your hands up.
01:09:45Thank you, dear Lloyd.
01:09:48The polls are dead even.
01:09:50Give or take a vote.
01:09:54Only we knew who Dad was voting for.
01:09:58Joan!
01:09:59Joan!
01:10:00Congratulations, Mom.
01:10:01Thank you, everyone.
01:10:03And as your president, I appoint Stanley Stupid, head of the army.
01:10:10Your first duty is to go onto that army base and rescue my husband.
01:10:14And get our dad while you're at it.
01:10:16I'm afraid those two will just have to wait.
01:10:17We've got to get to a place called Warehouse 21.
01:10:23Joan, give me the keys.
01:10:31The car won't start.
01:10:33Dad, you and Mom, switch places.
01:10:50Mom, hand the keys to Dad.
01:10:54Dad, you and Mom, switch places.
01:11:05Mom, hand the keys to Dad.
01:11:26This must be the place.
01:11:27This must be the place.
01:11:47Well, what have we here?
01:12:03Sorry.
01:12:21Mom, what have we here?
01:12:33Hear.
01:12:34It might be here, sure.
01:13:02Excuse me, everyone.
01:13:03May I have your attention, please?
01:13:11Impossible.
01:13:12He's amazing.
01:13:14Before you unleash strife and warfare upon this planet,
01:13:17please look into your hearts.
01:13:21No guns.
01:13:22Inside, you're still human beings.
01:13:25You can change your ways.
01:13:29You all can come back for the dark side.
01:13:34You send a squad of men towards the eastern flank of the warehouse.
01:13:37You organize a counter to the left.
01:13:39Your men will back the first two squads while my men rove on point.
01:13:45But he's the only one man.
01:13:47Trust me.
01:13:48You don't want to underestimate him.
01:13:52So turn yourselves in, everyone.
01:13:54My family and I did not wish to fight you.
01:13:57But if you do not give up, you will leave us no choice.
01:14:01Are they giving up?
01:14:03No. As a matter of fact, they seem to be organizing some sort of massive attack.
01:14:08I guess they want to do things the hard way.
01:14:14They seem pretty well armed, Dad.
01:14:17Yes, Buster, but so are we.
01:14:18Oh, they may have knives and guns and missiles and bombs.
01:14:21But we're armed with the fact that what we're doing is right.
01:14:24Sometimes you have to trust in that.
01:14:34Let the final showdown begin.
01:14:44Don't...
01:15:04Don't!
01:15:11Left, right, right, left, right, left, right, left, left, left, no, no, the other left.
01:15:52Take your time, man, he's unarmed, or am I?
01:16:23I'm stuck, I'm caught, I'm trapped, somebody help me out here!
01:16:26I'm cornered!
01:16:28Yes, that's the word I'm looking for, I'm cornered!
01:16:31I'll save you, Dad!
01:16:32Come on!
01:16:32Come on!
01:16:38Come on!
01:16:40Come on!
01:16:44Come on!
01:16:58Come on!
01:17:01Come on!
01:17:06Come on!
01:17:08Come on!
01:17:10Come on!
01:17:16Come on!
01:17:30Come on!
01:17:41Come on!
01:17:44Come on!
01:17:46Come on!
01:17:46Come on!
01:17:53Come on!
01:17:56Come on!
01:18:04Muster!
01:18:06sorry dad
01:18:08what the hell was that
01:18:10sounds to me like it came from the warehouse district
01:18:39buster family please be careful out there
01:18:42there are lots of little fires burning all over the place now
01:19:06this is the worst fire extinguisher i've ever seen
01:19:21oh
01:19:21oh
01:19:22oh
01:19:22oh
01:19:22oh
01:19:22oh
01:19:25oh
01:19:25oh
01:19:46oh
01:19:48oh
01:19:49oh
01:19:53car 15 request backup send squad cars immediately to warehouse 21
01:19:58car 15 we are on our way
01:20:01oh great
01:20:02i just
01:20:09get out of here
01:20:32not to worry lieutenant
01:20:33the police are on my side
01:20:35as far as they know
01:20:40how do i look
01:20:43quite convincing sir
01:20:44but what about me
01:20:46you my friend
01:20:50are on the wrong side of the law
01:20:51sir
01:20:55get some cops over here
01:20:56i got the ring later
01:21:05shoot to kill boys
01:21:07there's an evil man in there
01:21:09whoo
01:21:10whoo
01:21:12whoo
01:21:15whoo
01:21:16you've gotta let me through officer
01:21:18the cargo i'm transporting is extremely cultural
01:21:21i'm sorry sir but no one's getting through here at the moment
01:21:24oh
01:21:24i guess i'll have to find another route home
01:21:28in the meantime could you please just pull your vehicle over there with the rest of the cars
01:21:31yes sir
01:21:32oh stanley you were so brave in there
01:21:38and look the police are on our side again
01:21:48yes our work here is done but before we go there's a certain arch villain i'd like to speak to
01:21:53i have a feeling he learned a pretty important lesson today
01:22:01well my friend
01:22:02it seems you lost
01:22:04i certainly am
01:22:07problem is you took the wrong road right from the start
01:22:09can you help get me back on the right path
01:22:13yes i can
01:22:14but it won't be easy
01:22:15you've got to turn yourself around
01:22:19you've got to straighten out
01:22:21but as long as you can remember
01:22:22to head towards the light
01:22:25you'll never go wrong
01:22:26thanks
01:22:27you've really saved me
01:22:29until we meet again
01:22:42it's been quite a day
01:22:46and i have to say that i'm glad it's finally over
01:22:52i'm afraid it's not over yet
01:22:56you must think you have some kind of guardian angel stanley
01:23:00you thought you could take me on and pay no price
01:23:03destroy my future
01:23:04and then slip through my fingers again and again
01:23:09well not this time bucko
01:23:13this time i'm gonna take care of you myself
01:23:17where's your guardian angel now
01:23:20oh
01:23:22that's your surprise to see me
01:23:24we certainly are
01:23:25i'm very impressed i might add
01:23:27well let this be a lesson to you
01:23:29nobody gets away from me
01:23:30i've been on the job too long
01:23:32here's your bill
01:23:41i would have thought guardian angels work free
01:23:43oh joan
01:23:45you're so wonderfully nice
01:23:50i assume you work for the lloyd
01:23:53me? no
01:23:54my boss's name is floyd
01:23:56no
01:23:58it's pronounced lloyd
01:24:08hey neighbor
01:24:10hey stanley didn't see you around much this weekend
01:24:12what you been doing?
01:24:14ah this and that
01:24:14had breakfast
01:24:16read the paper
01:24:16saved the world
01:24:18oh is that right?
01:24:19say today i thought we'd have a little barbecue
01:24:21why don't you stop by
01:24:22there's plenty for everyone
01:24:23well uh thanks stanley
01:24:24but uh
01:24:25i left the water running in my bathtub
01:24:44there's a lot ofVE
01:24:44um
01:24:49mm
01:24:49I don't know.
01:25:29This is going to be great, Dad.
01:25:31Say, how can I help?
01:25:33You can flip the burger, son, but I better handle the lighter fluid.
01:25:37See? Keep out of reach of children.
01:25:39Right there. You got to be careful.
01:25:49What is it, boy?
01:25:54What is it, kitty?
01:26:12Are you hungry?
01:26:14Do you want a biscuit?
01:26:20That poor dog doesn't know what he wants sometimes.
01:26:35Poor!
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