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My Secret Lover Is His Brother
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00:00:17You
00:00:18You should kiss them both
00:00:30Why is making a decision so hard?
00:00:34Why the hell?
00:00:40Please, please, look, that necklace belonged to my late wife
00:00:43Sad, but not worth the two million you owe me
00:00:47No, no, please, please, look, I told you, we don't have the money
00:00:51Please have mercy
00:00:53Dad?
00:00:54Dad?
00:00:56You may not have any money
00:00:58But you have a daughter
00:01:04So how does such a pretty girl end up with such a deadbeat father?
00:01:09Don't you dare say that about him
00:01:11Darling, he owes me a lot of money
00:01:14Gambling trouble
00:01:15And now it's time to pay up
00:01:18Please
00:01:18What can I do to make you sell this?
00:01:27Sign your hand in marriage to my son
00:01:31And then I'll forgive every penny of your father's debt
00:01:38Marriage
00:01:39I'm only 17
00:01:42I want to graduate high school
00:01:44I don't want to get married
00:01:45Darling
00:01:46You haven't met my sons
00:02:12Boys, I found your future wife
00:02:19Mom, are you serious?
00:02:21You want me to marry this girl?
00:02:23She looks like she's about to cry
00:02:25Noah, don't be an ass
00:02:28I'm sorry for my brother
00:02:29He's always a jerk to pretty girls
00:02:31I'm Drew
00:02:33You will live with us
00:02:35You will live with us
00:02:35You will date my sons
00:02:36And sign your hand over in marriage
00:02:38And you will truly become a Balford
00:02:42Do we have a deal?
00:02:46You promise
00:02:47If I sign this contract
00:02:49You'll forgive my father's debts?
00:02:50Yes
00:02:51Marry one of my boys
00:02:53And you'll save your father
00:03:06Boys, collect the girl
00:03:08What?
00:03:09No
00:03:10Dad
00:03:11Dad
00:03:12Dad
00:03:12Dad
00:03:13No
00:03:13No
00:03:13No
00:03:34Which one of your sons am I supposed to marry?
00:03:37I'm not a monster, Piper.
00:03:40You can marry Drew.
00:03:41You can marry Noah.
00:03:43It's your choice.
00:03:45I have to choose between two brothers for my future husband?
00:03:48It's not like we're thrilled about it either.
00:03:53Actually, I think this will be fun.
00:03:56When do I have to choose?
00:03:58When's your 18th birthday?
00:04:00October 28th. Why?
00:04:02Perfect.
00:04:03That's only eight weeks away.
00:04:07On your birthday, you will choose between my sons.
00:04:13If choosing one of these brothers as my husband is the only way to save my dad, I'll do it.
00:04:24Boys, be good.
00:04:26Show your new guests around.
00:04:27I've got business.
00:04:46Don't be scared, Piper.
00:04:47I don't bite.
00:04:48Know what you're thinking?
00:04:49Megan, these are all mine.
00:04:51Yeah.
00:04:51That one's Model UN.
00:04:53It's lacrosse.
00:04:55That one is swim team.
00:04:57Oh, that one is for best model.
00:05:06Is that yours?
00:05:08Yup.
00:05:09Unlike my brother, I have no desire to impress you.
00:05:12I'd be more impressed if you forgave my father's debt.
00:05:15Tell that to your daddy.
00:05:17Didn't he gamble all your money away?
00:05:18Don't you dare talk about my father.
00:05:20Oh, she's got a backbone.
00:05:25I'm not afraid of you.
00:05:27Like I care.
00:05:28Drew, you play host.
00:05:31I'm going for a swim.
00:05:32Come on.
00:05:33Come on.
00:05:54You know, you seem nervous around me.
00:05:57What?
00:05:57I'm not nervous.
00:05:59Right.
00:06:00Because you're looking at your future husband.
00:06:05It's just a lot.
00:06:07I've never even been alone with a guy.
00:06:11That means we should make it extra special.
00:06:14With a kiss.
00:06:22Oh, my God.
00:06:23You should see your face.
00:06:25I'm not going to force a kiss on you.
00:06:28Besides, I want your first time to be special.
00:06:35Thanks for being so nice to me.
00:06:37I feel like your brother hates me.
00:06:39Yeah.
00:06:40No one hates everything except his music.
00:06:42Lucky for you, you can choose the better brother.
00:06:44Me.
00:06:46I feel like I should unpack.
00:06:49Let me help you.
00:06:51Oh, no, you don't...
00:06:53Damn.
00:06:54Save us for our wedding night, huh?
00:06:57Come on.
00:06:57No, one more time.
00:06:58Yeah, you got it.
00:06:59Oh!
00:06:59Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:07:07Drew, get it back.
00:07:09Yeah, come.
00:07:10Oh, you want your bra back.
00:07:13Sorry.
00:07:13Here, come and get it.
00:07:15My bra!
00:07:25Last night, the brothers are here.
00:07:27I would die if my future hasn't been something like this.
00:07:31Yes!
00:07:33Got it!
00:07:39Oh, no.
00:07:41Oh, sorry.
00:07:47Is something funny about this to you?
00:07:54You see something you like?
00:07:56No, no.
00:07:57Get off of me.
00:07:58This whole innocent act might work on my brother, but it's not going to work on me.
00:08:02Your brother was right about you.
00:08:04You are a dick.
00:08:05If not wanting to be forced into marrying a stranger makes me a dick, then fine.
00:08:09I'm a dick.
00:08:10Well, lucky for both of us that I can pick your brother, then.
00:08:13Right?
00:08:15Hey, you should get your bra back, Piper.
00:08:18She's so desperate to show me her tits.
00:08:20Her bra's hanging from the ceiling.
00:08:22Give that back, Piper.
00:08:23I'll give it back to you when I finally get rid of you.
00:08:26Hey, she's not going anywhere.
00:08:28Are you seriously playing into mom's little game?
00:08:31You know, arranged marriages are a tradition in this family.
00:08:35And besides, I like having her here.
00:08:38Can you quit talking about me like I'm not here?
00:08:40It's awkward enough having to date two brothers.
00:08:43We're not dating, okay?
00:08:45You're in over your head.
00:08:47Everyone at Alboro tomorrow at school, they'll see.
00:08:49Just wait.
00:09:02Hey, you doing it?
00:09:04There's no way in hell I'm letting the whole school know about it.
00:09:06Like I'd want to be seen with an absolute asshole like you.
00:09:10I'd rather go solo.
00:09:21I don't need the Belfort Brothers.
00:09:23I just got to keep my head down.
00:09:25Hey, you girl.
00:09:26I'm CJ, student body president.
00:09:29And it is my job to give you the crash course on things here at Alboro.
00:09:36Seems like any other high school to me.
00:09:39Oh, you're perfectly stupid newbie.
00:09:43Exclusivity is everything at Alboro.
00:09:46The only thing that matters is your friend group.
00:09:51Are those girls like models?
00:09:53Cleo Fairchild and Megan King.
00:09:56Cleo's been the queen of the school since kindergarten.
00:09:59And Megan follows her around like a lost poodle.
00:10:03Oh my god, the Belfort Brothers!
00:10:08The Belfort Brothers are here!
00:10:36What's the good deal?
00:10:38Noah's like the hottest guy on the planet.
00:10:41Every girl has thrown herself at him and every girl has gotten rejected.
00:10:45And Drew is an all-star.
00:10:46Most popular, best athlete, best smile.
00:10:49And there's a rumor that mom chose a lucky girl to marry one of them.
00:10:53But nobody knows who it is.
00:10:55If someone is choosing between the brothers, it should be me.
00:10:57And it will be.
00:10:58Whoever that girl is better, watch out.
00:11:03Wow.
00:11:04That outfit kind of makes it look like you fit in.
00:11:08Your outfit almost makes you look like a proper gentleman.
00:11:13She's sorry.
00:11:15No one talks to Noah Belfort like that.
00:11:18Maybe they should.
00:11:20He needs to be humbled.
00:11:21That's cute.
00:11:23I don't think I need to be humbled by a whiny pest.
00:11:25If I'm a whiny pest, then you're an arrogant bully.
00:11:30That's funny.
00:11:31I don't remember you calling me an arrogant bully last night.
00:11:40Piper, how do you know them?
00:11:44Piper's the girl who has to choose.
00:11:46To marry me or my brother.
00:12:00Piper, how do you know everyone at school knows I'm a promised bride to the Belfort brothers?
00:12:03I'm sorry.
00:12:04I thought everyone should know.
00:12:06Show's over, freaks.
00:12:09Seriously.
00:12:10I told you, I don't want her associated with us.
00:12:12She's part of our circle now.
00:12:14It's our job to make her feel welcome.
00:12:15It's my job to go to guitar practice.
00:12:19Everyone knows you're with the Belforts now.
00:12:22Don't embarrass us.
00:12:28Ignore my brother.
00:12:31Way ahead of you.
00:12:32Listen.
00:12:33I think you'll fit in now, bro.
00:12:37Especially once I introduce you to my friends.
00:12:39Piper, these are my best friends.
00:12:41Megan and Cleo.
00:12:42We kind of met already.
00:12:44Oh, but we had no clue Piper's the girl you're supposed to marry.
00:12:48We can take care of her, Drew.
00:12:50I know.
00:12:51We best taste.
00:12:52Come on.
00:12:55Don't worry, Piper.
00:12:57You're in good hands.
00:13:03Thanks, guys.
00:13:04I've always had a hard time making friends.
00:13:06Friends?
00:13:07Wait.
00:13:08You thought we were being serious?
00:13:09We're going to prove you aren't worthy of the Belfort Brothers.
00:13:15Do you even know who we are?
00:13:16My mother invented the spray tan.
00:13:18What did your mom do?
00:13:20Scrub dishes?
00:13:21The Belfort Brothers are the hottest and richest guys at this school.
00:13:24We aren't going to let them marry some stinky little scab.
00:13:27I never asked for any of this.
00:13:29If I could go back to my school and my family, I would.
00:13:32Bro, you're not even good enough to clean the Belfort's toilet.
00:13:36I'm going to tell Drew about this.
00:13:38You're not going to tell Drew anything.
00:13:39You want us to leave you alone?
00:13:41Dump the Belfort's.
00:13:43If I don't marry one of the brothers, my father loses everything.
00:13:47I can't back down.
00:13:49Give me that back!
00:13:51My mom gave me this.
00:13:52It's vintage!
00:13:53Vintage is what poor people call used items so they feel special.
00:14:02Did you really think that a titless loser like you could get Noah Belfort's attention
00:14:07with this tiny little bra?
00:14:26What's that smell?
00:14:28I think it's diaper or should I say diaper?
00:14:31She smells like a hot load.
00:14:34Ew.
00:14:47Piper, you're not supposed to be in here.
00:14:49It's my private studio.
00:14:54I get it!
00:14:56I get it, okay, Noah?
00:15:00I don't belong here.
00:15:02You and everyone at this stupid school has made that abundantly clear.
00:15:05Piper?
00:15:06Screw you, Noah!
00:15:08Screw you!
00:15:16Who did this to you?
00:15:20Who did this to you?
00:15:22You!
00:15:23You did this to me!
00:15:25As soon as you gave my bra back in front of everyone, I became a target!
00:15:29Don't be stupid.
00:15:31How is it possible for you to insult me when you're trying to help?
00:15:35God, you're such a bully!
00:15:39You're no better than Alvaro's hazing committee, Megan and Cleo.
00:15:43It was Megan and Cleo.
00:15:45Yeah.
00:15:46Come.
00:15:49Noah.
00:15:50Where are you?
00:15:51Hey, Noah!
00:15:52Noah, come here!
00:15:55Come here!
00:15:56Come here!
00:15:56Come here!
00:15:57Come here!
00:15:58Come here!
00:15:58Come here!
00:15:59Come here!
00:15:59Come here!
00:16:02Come here!
00:16:09So!
00:16:12Piper told me about your hilarious prank.
00:16:14Ha ha!
00:16:14Nice work.
00:16:16Piper, come here!
00:16:17I traded one bully for a worse one.
00:16:20My future husband, Noah Belford.
00:16:23Piper, come here!
00:16:28Piper, Piper told me about your hilarious prank.
00:16:30You destroyed her backpack.
00:16:31Well, yeah.
00:16:32I mean, that cheap little thing was barely all together.
00:16:34And then she's all like, I got it from my dead mom!
00:16:37Oh, my God.
00:16:39That's mine!
00:16:45Your turn.
00:16:46Bag!
00:16:47Now!
00:16:47No, no, no, please.
00:16:48It's a designer.
00:16:49Paint over the bag!
00:16:56Wow, Cleo, you really love this shit.
00:16:59Ah!
00:17:07If I hear about any one of you fuckers going after Piper again, you'll have to deal with me.
00:17:24Hey, why did you help me?
00:17:26You don't even like me.
00:17:29My mom would kill me if I didn't look out for you.
00:17:31So it's not make it a habit of you getting into trouble.
00:17:34I don't need your protection.
00:17:36Tell that to the crying girl in the music room.
00:17:40You know, I used to think you were a dick.
00:17:43Now I think you're a mega dick.
00:17:45It's a nice way to speak to someone who just saved your ass.
00:17:50Everyone in this school may bow down to Noah Belfort, but not me.
00:17:56So tell me, why do you go from being a jerk to a hero, right back to being a jerk
00:18:01again?
00:18:02Maybe I want to be the only one who gets to bully you.
00:18:07So what, you're going to bully me into marrying you?
00:18:09Get this to your head.
00:18:12Whether you choose my brother or me, I'm never marrying you.
00:18:19Piper!
00:18:21What's wrong?
00:18:22Is Noah being an asshole to you again?
00:18:24I actually saved her from your two groupies, Megan and Cleo.
00:18:28Wait.
00:18:29For real?
00:18:30I'll go and talk to her.
00:18:31No.
00:18:32Don't.
00:18:33It's over.
00:18:34I don't want trouble.
00:18:35The best thing you can do is show them that you're not afraid.
00:18:40Come with us to the senior party tonight.
00:18:42She's not going to that stupid party.
00:18:45You don't speak for me.
00:18:49I'm in.
00:18:50I should walk away, let her pick Drew, and be done with this.
00:18:55If Piper goes, then I go.
00:18:59When I walk in the room, eyes on me, camera action, saying cheese.
00:19:07When I walk in the room, eyes on me, take a seat, I'll make you freeze.
00:19:14A luau.
00:19:18I would have thought that rich kid parties are like caviar tastings on a yacht.
00:19:23They are.
00:19:24But when we want to have fun, we've done real parties.
00:19:27At our core, Albertines just want to look hot and get wasted.
00:19:32Might look fun and innocent, but these guys are sharks.
00:19:36You're fresh meat.
00:19:38So, I'm not taking my eyes off you.
00:19:41You don't need your protection.
00:19:43Yeah, dude.
00:19:43Good job.
00:19:44We'll take care of it.
00:19:47Woo!
00:19:48How are my favorite brothers and their little stage five clinger?
00:19:52We're not dealing with any drama, Cleo.
00:19:54Oh, no drama.
00:19:57I've been very cool now, actually.
00:19:59In fact, I came over here to apologize by inviting you to play a game of spin the final.
00:20:09Drew, it's going to land on you.
00:20:10Woo!
00:20:18Oh, I don't kiss losers.
00:20:24So you don't have to kiss a little bit?
00:20:25Now, you either kiss the person or you take a shot.
00:20:28Here, I'll show you.
00:20:33Why am I watching her so close?
00:20:36Why do I care?
00:20:42Kiss me, Drew.
00:20:58Kiss me, Drew.
00:21:11Oh, it's so close.
00:21:20You did that on purpose.
00:21:22I'm just going to skip.
00:21:29it landed on me no oh it landed on me it's like dead center oh my god you should kiss
00:21:38them
00:22:21why is making a decision so hard
00:22:32please please that necklace belonged to my late wife sad but not worth the two million you owe me
00:22:39no no please please look i told you we don't have the money please have mercy dad dad you may
00:22:49not
00:22:49have any money but you have a daughter so how does such a pretty girl end up with such a
00:23:00deadbeat
00:23:01father don't you dare say that about him darling he owes me a lot of money gambling trouble and now
00:23:09it's time to pay up please what can i do to make you stop this sign your hand in marriage
00:23:21to my son
00:23:24and then i'll forgive every penny of your father's debt
00:23:31marriage i'm only 17 i want to graduate high school i don't want to get married
00:23:37darling you haven't met my sons
00:24:04boys i found your future wife
00:24:11mom are you serious you want me to marry this girl she looks like she's about to cry no don't
00:24:19be an
00:24:19ass i'm sorry for my brother he's always a jerk to pretty girls i'm drew you will live with us
00:24:27you will date my sons and sign your hand over in marriage and you will truly become a balford
00:24:34do we have a deal
00:24:38you promise if i sign this contract you'll forgive my father's debts
00:24:42yes marry one of my boys and you'll save your father
00:24:58boys collect the girl
00:25:00what
00:25:01no
00:25:02dad
00:25:03dad
00:25:04dad
00:25:05no
00:25:05no
00:25:28i'm not a monster piper you can marry drew you can marry noah
00:25:35it's your choice i have to choose between two brothers for my future husband
00:25:40it's not like we're thrilled about it either
00:25:44actually
00:25:46i think this will be fun
00:25:48when do i have to choose
00:25:50when's your 18th birthday
00:25:52october 28th why
00:25:55perfect
00:25:55that's only eight weeks away
00:25:59on your birthday
00:26:01you will choose between my sons
00:26:05if choosing one of these brothers as my husband is the only way to save my dad
00:26:09i'll do it
00:26:16boys be good show you new guests around i've got business
00:26:37don't be scared piper i don't bite
00:26:39i know what you're thinking
00:26:41these are all mine
00:26:43yeah
00:26:43that one's model un
00:26:45it's lacrosse
00:26:47that one is swim team
00:26:50oh
00:26:51that one
00:26:52it's her best model
00:26:58is that yours
00:27:00yup
00:27:01unlike my brother i have no desire to impress you
00:27:04i'd be more impressed if you forgave my father's debt
00:27:07tell that to your daddy
00:27:08didn't he gamble all your money away
00:27:10don't you dare talk about my father
00:27:12oh
00:27:12she's got a backbone
00:27:17i'm not afraid of you
00:27:18like i care
00:27:20drew
00:27:21drew
00:27:21you play host
00:27:22i'm going for a swim
00:27:24come on
00:27:25straight here
00:27:46you know you seem nervous around me
00:27:49what i'm not nervous
00:27:51right
00:27:51right
00:27:52because you're looking at your future husband
00:27:57it's just a lot
00:27:59i've never even been alone with a guy
00:28:01so
00:28:03that means we should make it extra special
00:28:06with a kiss
00:28:14oh my god
00:28:15oh my god
00:28:16you should see your face
00:28:18i'm not gonna force a kiss on you
00:28:20besides
00:28:21i want your first time to be special
00:28:27thanks for being so nice to me
00:28:29i feel like your brother hates me
00:28:31yeah
00:28:31no one hates everything except his music
00:28:34lucky for you
00:28:34you can choose the better brother
00:28:36me
00:28:38i feel like i should unpack
00:28:41let me uh let me help you
00:28:43no no you don't
00:28:45damn
00:28:46save this for our wedding night huh
00:28:48come on
00:28:49no one more time
00:28:50yeah you got it oh
00:28:59true
00:28:59give it back
00:29:01yeah
00:29:01come on
00:29:02oh
00:29:04you want your bra back
00:29:05sorry
00:29:05here come and get it
00:29:07my bra
00:29:17no
00:29:18please and all the brothers are here
00:29:19i would die if my future husband saw me like this
00:29:24yes
00:29:27got it
00:29:29oh
00:29:31oh
00:29:32oh
00:29:32no
00:29:34um
00:29:35sorry
00:29:39Is something funny about this to you?
00:29:46You see something you like?
00:29:48No, no. Get off of me.
00:29:50This whole innocent act might work on my brother, but it's not gonna work on me.
00:29:54Your brother was right about you.
00:29:56You are a dick.
00:29:57If not wanting to be forced into marrying a stranger makes me a dick, then fine. I'm a dick.
00:30:02Well, lucky for both of us that I can pick your brother then, right?
00:30:08Hey, you should get your bra back, Piper.
00:30:10She's so desperate to show me her tits. Her bra is hanging from the ceiling.
00:30:14Just give that back, Piper.
00:30:16I'll give it back to you when I finally get rid of you.
00:30:18Hey, she's not going anywhere.
00:30:20Are you seriously playing into mom's little game?
00:30:23You know, arranged marriages are a tradition in this family.
00:30:27And besides, I like having her here.
00:30:30Can you quit talking about me like I'm not here?
00:30:32It's awkward enough having to date two brothers.
00:30:36We're not dating, okay? You're in over your head.
00:30:39Everyone at Alboro tomorrow at school, they'll see. Just wait.
00:30:54Hey, you coming in?
00:30:56There's no way in hell I'm letting the whole school know about it.
00:30:59Like I'd want to be seen with an absolute asshole like you.
00:31:02I'd rather go solo.
00:31:13I don't need the Belfort Brothers. I just gotta keep my head down.
00:31:17Hey, you girl! I'm CJ, student body president, and it is my job to give you the crash course on
00:31:25things here at Alboro.
00:31:28Seems like any other high school to me.
00:31:31Oh, you perfectly stupid movie.
00:31:35Exclusivity is everything at Alboro.
00:31:38The only thing that matters is your friend group.
00:31:43Are those girls like models?
00:31:45Cleo Fairchild and Megan King.
00:31:48Cleo's been the queen of the school since kindergarten and Megan follows her around like a lost poodle.
00:31:56Oh my god, the Belfort Brothers!
00:32:00The Belfort Brothers are here!
00:32:28What's the good deal?
00:32:30Noah's like the hottest guy on the planet.
00:32:33Every girl has thrown herself at him and every girl has gotten rejected.
00:32:37And Drew is an all-star. Most popular, best athlete, best smile.
00:32:41And there's a rumor that mom chose a lucky girl to marry one of them.
00:32:46But nobody knows who it is.
00:32:47If someone is choosing between the brothers, it should be me.
00:32:49And it will be.
00:32:50Whoever that girl is better watch out.
00:32:55Wow.
00:32:57That outfit kind of makes it look like you fit in.
00:33:01Your outfit almost makes you look like a proper gentleman.
00:33:06She's sorry.
00:33:08No one talks to Noah Belfort like that.
00:33:11Maybe they should.
00:33:12He needs to be humbled.
00:33:14That's cute.
00:33:15I don't think I need to be humbled by a whiny pest.
00:33:17If I'm a whiny pest, then you're an arrogant bully.
00:33:23That's funny.
00:33:24I don't remember you calling me an arrogant bully last night.
00:33:32Piper, how do you know them?
00:33:36Piper's the girl who has to choose.
00:33:38To marry me or my brother.
00:33:52Great.
00:33:53Now everyone at school knows I'm a promised bride to the Belfort brothers.
00:33:55I'm sorry.
00:33:56I thought everyone should know.
00:33:58Show's over, freaks.
00:34:01Seriously.
00:34:02I told you, I don't want her associated with us.
00:34:04She's part of our circle now.
00:34:06It's our job to make her feel welcome.
00:34:08It's my job to go to guitar practice.
00:34:11Everyone knows you're with the Belforts now.
00:34:14Don't embarrass us.
00:34:20Ignore my brother.
00:34:23Way ahead of you.
00:34:24Listen.
00:34:25I think you'll fit in now, bro.
00:34:29Especially once I introduce you to my friends.
00:34:31Piper.
00:34:32These are my best friends, Megan and Cleo.
00:34:34We kinda met already.
00:34:36Oh, but we had no clue Piper's the girl you're supposed to marry.
00:34:40We can take care of her, Drew.
00:34:42I know. We besties.
00:34:45Come on.
00:34:47Don't worry, Piper.
00:34:49You're in good hands.
00:34:55Thanks, guys.
00:34:56I've always had a hard time making friends.
00:34:58Friends?
00:34:59Wait.
00:35:00You thought we were being serious?
00:35:01We're gonna prove you aren't worthy of the Belfort brothers.
00:35:07Do you even know who we are?
00:35:09My mother invented the spray tan.
00:35:11What did your mom do?
00:35:12Scrub dishes?
00:35:13The Belfort brothers are the hottest and richest guys at this school.
00:35:16But we aren't gonna let them marry some stinky little scab.
00:35:19I never asked for any of this.
00:35:21If I could go back to my school and my family, I would.
00:35:24Bro, you're not even good enough to clean the Belfort's toilet.
00:35:28I'm gonna tell Drew about this.
00:35:30You're not gonna tell Drew anything.
00:35:32You want us to leave you alone?
00:35:33Dump the Belforts.
00:35:35If I don't marry one of the brothers, my father loses everything.
00:35:39I can't back down.
00:35:41Give me that back!
00:35:43My mom gave me this advantage!
00:35:45Vintage is what poor people call used items so they feel special.
00:35:55Did you really think that a titless loser like you could get Noah Belfort's attention?
00:35:59With this tiny little bra?
00:36:18What's that smell?
00:36:20I think it's diaper or should I say diaper?
00:36:23What's the smell?
00:36:24She smells like a hot load!
00:36:27Ew.
00:36:39Piper, you're not supposed to be in here.
00:36:41It's my private studio.
00:36:46I get it.
00:36:48I get it, okay, Noah?
00:36:52I don't belong here.
00:36:54You and everyone at this stupid school has made that abundantly clear.
00:36:58Piper?
00:36:59Screw you, Noah!
00:37:01Screw you!
00:37:08Who did this to you?
00:37:12Who did this to you?
00:37:14You!
00:37:15You did this to me!
00:37:18As soon as you gave my bra back in front of everyone, I became a target.
00:37:21Don't be stupid.
00:37:23How is it possible for you to insult me when you're trying to help?
00:37:28God, you're such a bully!
00:37:31You're no better than Alvaro's hazing committee, Megan and Cleo.
00:37:35It was Megan and Cleo.
00:37:37Yeah.
00:37:38Come.
00:37:42Noah.
00:37:42Where are you?
00:37:43Hey, Noah!
00:37:44Noah, come here!
00:37:47Come here!
00:37:49Come here!
00:38:01So.
00:38:04Piper told me about your hilarious prank.
00:38:06Ha ha.
00:38:07Nice work.
00:38:08Piper, come here.
00:38:09I traded one bully for a worse one.
00:38:12My future husband, Noah Belfer.
00:38:16Piper, come here.
00:38:20Piper told me about your hilarious prank.
00:38:22You destroyed her backpack.
00:38:23Well, yeah.
00:38:24I mean, that cheap little thing was really all together.
00:38:26And then she's all like, I got it from my dead mom.
00:38:29Oh, my God.
00:38:31That's mine.
00:38:38Your turn.
00:38:39Bag, now.
00:38:39Please, it's designer.
00:38:41Paint over the bag.
00:38:48Wow, Cleo.
00:38:50You really love this shit.
00:38:59If I hear about any one of you fuckers going after Piper again,
00:39:04you'll have to deal with me.
00:39:17Hey, why did you help me?
00:39:18You don't even like me.
00:39:21My mom would kill me if I didn't look out for you.
00:39:24So it's not make it a habit of you getting into trouble.
00:39:26I don't need your protection.
00:39:28Tell that to the crying girl in the music room.
00:39:32You know, I used to think you were a dick.
00:39:35Now I think you're a mega dick.
00:39:37It's a nice way to speak to someone who just saved your ass.
00:39:42Everyone in this school may bow down to Noah Belfort, but not me.
00:39:48So tell me, why do you go from being a jerk to a hero, right back to being a jerk
00:39:54again?
00:39:55Maybe I want to be the only one who gets to bully you.
00:39:58Hmm?
00:39:59So what, you're going to bully me into marrying you?
00:40:02Get this through your head.
00:40:04Whether you choose my brother or me, I'm never marrying you.
00:40:13Piper, what's wrong?
00:40:14Is Noah being an asshole to you again?
00:40:16I actually saved her from your two groupies, Megan and Cleo.
00:40:20Wait.
00:40:21For real?
00:40:22I'll go and talk to her.
00:40:23No, don't.
00:40:25It's over.
00:40:26I don't want trouble.
00:40:27The best thing you can do is show them that you're not afraid.
00:40:32Come with her to the senior party tonight.
00:40:34She's not going to that stupid party.
00:40:37You don't speak for me.
00:40:41I'm in.
00:40:42I should walk away, let her pick Drew, and be done with this.
00:40:47If Piper goes, then I go.
00:40:52When I walk in the room, eyes on me.
00:40:55Camera action, say cheese.
00:40:59When I walk in the room, eyes on me.
00:41:02Take a seat, I'll make you freeze.
00:41:06Eluau.
00:41:10I would have thought that rich kid parties are like caviar tastings on a yacht.
00:41:15They are.
00:41:16But when we want to have fun, it's not real parties.
00:41:20At our core, Albertines just want to look hot and get wasted.
00:41:24It might look fun and innocent, but these guys are sharks.
00:41:28And you're fresh meat.
00:41:30So, I'm not taking my eyes off you.
00:41:33I don't need your protection.
00:41:34Yeah, dude, chill out.
00:41:36We'll take care of her.
00:41:39Woo!
00:41:40How are my favorite brothers and their little stage back clinger?
00:41:44We're not dealing with any drama, Cleo.
00:41:47Oh, no drama.
00:41:49I'm very cool now, actually.
00:41:51In fact, I came over here to apologize by inviting you to play a game of Spin the Bottle.
00:42:01Drew, it's going to land on you.
00:42:03Woo!
00:42:10Oh, I don't kiss losers.
00:42:16So, you don't have to kiss a little boy?
00:42:17No.
00:42:18You either kiss the person or you take a shot.
00:42:21Here, I'll show you.
00:42:25Why am I watching her so closely?
00:42:28Why do I care?
00:42:35Kiss me, Drew.
00:42:38Sorry.
00:42:41Save me if you're my future wife.
00:42:44Piper.
00:42:45Here.
00:42:45You're true.
00:42:46Move over.
00:42:49I thought you weren't playing.
00:42:52Something changed my mind.
00:42:54I'm just going to skip my turn.
00:42:56You sit in the circle.
00:42:57You play.
00:42:58Those are the rules.
00:43:03Alright, so it landed on me.
00:43:13You did that on purpose.
00:43:14I'm just going to skip.
00:43:21It landed on me.
00:43:23No.
00:43:24No.
00:43:26Landed on me.
00:43:27It's like dead center.
00:43:29Oh my gosh, you should kiss them both.
00:43:36Oh, my God.
00:44:02You should kiss them both!
00:44:13Why is making a decision so hard?
00:44:18Fiber, help!
00:44:24Please, please!
00:44:25That necklace fell onto my late wife.
00:44:27Sad, but not worth the two million you owe me.
00:44:32No, no. No, please, please. Look, I told you, we don't have the money.
00:44:36Please, have mercy!
00:44:37Dad! Dad!
00:44:40You may not have any money, but you have a daughter.
00:44:48So how does such a pretty girl end up with such a deadbeat father?
00:44:53Don't you dare say that about him!
00:44:55Darling, he owes me a lot of money.
00:44:59Gambling trouble.
00:45:00And now it's time to pay up.
00:45:02Please!
00:45:03What can I do to make you stop this?
00:45:12Sign your hand in marriage to my son.
00:45:16And then I'll forgive every penny of your father's debt.
00:45:23Marriage.
00:45:24I'm only 17.
00:45:26I want to graduate high school! I don't want to get married!
00:45:29Darlene!
00:45:30You haven't met my sons!
00:45:33Bottle!
00:45:56Add,
00:45:58I found your future wife.
00:46:03Mom, are you serious?
00:46:05You want me to marry this girl?
00:46:08She looks like she's about to cry.
00:46:10Noah, don't be an ass.
00:46:12I'm sorry for my brother.
00:46:14He's always a jerk to pretty girls.
00:46:16I'm Drew.
00:46:17You will live with us.
00:46:19You will date my sons and sign your hand over in marriage.
00:46:23And you will truly become a Balfour.
00:46:26Do we have a deal?
00:46:30You promise if I sign this contract you'll forgive my father's debts?
00:46:34Yes.
00:46:36Marry one of my boys.
00:46:38And you'll save your father.
00:46:51Boys, collect the girl.
00:46:52What?
00:46:54No.
00:46:55Dad, Dad, Dad, Dad, no, no!
00:47:18Which one of your sons am I supposed to marry?
00:47:21I'm not a monster, Piper.
00:47:24You can marry Drew.
00:47:26You can marry Noah.
00:47:28It's your choice.
00:47:29I have to choose between two brothers for my future husband?
00:47:32It's not like we're thrilled about it either.
00:47:36Actually, I think this will be fun.
00:47:40When do I have to choose?
00:47:42When's your 18th birthday?
00:47:44October 28th. Why?
00:47:47Perfect.
00:47:48That's only eight weeks away.
00:47:51On your birthday, you will choose between my sons.
00:47:57If choosing one of these brothers as my husband is the only way to save my dad, I'll do it.
00:48:09Boys, be good.
00:48:10Show your new guests around.
00:48:12I've got business.
00:48:30Don't be scared, Piper.
00:48:31I don't bite.
00:48:32I don't know what you're thinking.
00:48:34These are all mine.
00:48:35Yeah.
00:48:36That one's Model UN.
00:48:38It's lacrosse.
00:48:39That one is swim team.
00:48:43Oh, that one.
00:48:44It's for best model.
00:48:50Is that yours?
00:48:52Yup.
00:48:54Unlike my brother, I have no desire to impress you.
00:48:57I'd be more impressed if you forgave my father's debt.
00:48:59Tell that to your daddy.
00:49:01Didn't he gamble all your money away?
00:49:02Don't you dare talk about my father.
00:49:04Oh, she's got a backbone.
00:49:09I'm not afraid of you.
00:49:11Like I care.
00:49:13Drew, you play host.
00:49:15I'm going for a swim.
00:49:17Come on.
00:49:18Watch right here.
00:49:39You know, you seem nervous around me.
00:49:41What?
00:49:42I'm not nervous.
00:49:43Right.
00:49:44It's because you're looking at your future husband.
00:49:49It's just a lot.
00:49:51I've never even been alone with a guy.
00:49:55That means we should make it extra special.
00:49:58With a kiss.
00:50:06Oh my God.
00:50:08You should see your face.
00:50:10I'm not going to force a kiss on you.
00:50:13Besides, I want it first time to be special.
00:50:19Thanks for being so nice to me.
00:50:22I feel like your brother hates me.
00:50:23Yeah.
00:50:24No way it's everything except his music.
00:50:26Lucky for you, you can choose the better brother.
00:50:29Me.
00:50:30I feel like I should unpack.
00:50:34Let me help you.
00:50:35No, no, you don't.
00:50:37Damn.
00:50:38Savings for our wedding night, huh?
00:50:41Come on.
00:50:41No, one more time.
00:50:42Yeah, you got it.
00:50:43Oh.
00:50:51Drew, give it back.
00:50:53Yeah.
00:50:55Oh, you want your bra back.
00:50:57Sorry.
00:50:58Here, come get it.
00:51:00My bra!
00:51:09Last moment, the brothers are here.
00:51:11I would die if my future husband saw me like this.
00:51:16Yes!
00:51:17Got it!
00:51:21Come on.
00:51:22Oh!
00:51:23Oh!
00:51:25No!
00:51:26Um, sorry.
00:51:31Is something funny about this to you?
00:51:38You see something you like?
00:51:40No, no.
00:51:41Get off of me.
00:51:42This whole innocent act might work on my brother, but it's not going to work on me.
00:51:47Your brother was right about you.
00:51:48You are a dick.
00:51:49If not wanting to be forced into marrying a stranger makes me a dick, then fine.
00:51:54I'm a dick.
00:51:55Well, lucky for both of us that I can pick your brother then.
00:51:58Right?
00:52:00Hey, did you get your bra back, Piper?
00:52:02She's so desperate to show me her tits, her bra's hanging from the ceiling.
00:52:07Give that back to her.
00:52:08I'll give it back to you when I finally get rid of you.
00:52:10Hey, she's not going anywhere.
00:52:12Are you seriously playing it to mom's little game?
00:52:15You know, arranged marriages are a tradition in this family.
00:52:19And besides, I like having her here.
00:52:22Can you quit talking about me like I'm not here?
00:52:24It's awkward enough having to date two brothers.
00:52:28We're not dating, okay?
00:52:30You're in over your head.
00:52:31Everyone at Alboro tomorrow at school, they'll see.
00:52:34Just wait.
00:52:46Hey, you doing it?
00:52:48There's no way in hell I'm letting the whole school know about it.
00:52:51Like I'd want to be seen with an absolute asshole like you.
00:52:54I'd rather go solo.
00:53:06I don't need the Belfort Brothers.
00:53:08I just got to keep my head down.
00:53:09Hey, you girl.
00:53:10I'm CJ, student body president.
00:53:13And it is my job to give you the crash course on things here at Alboro.
00:53:20Seems like any other high school to me.
00:53:22Oh, you perfectly stupid newbie.
00:53:27Exclusivity is everything at Alboro.
00:53:30The only thing that matters is your friend group.
00:53:35Are those girls like models?
00:53:38Cleo Fairchild and Megan King.
00:53:40Cleo's been the queen of the school since kindergarten.
00:53:43And Megan follows her around like a lost poodle.
00:53:48Oh my god, the Belfort Brothers!
00:53:52The Belfort Brothers are here!
00:54:20What's the good deal?
00:54:22Noah's like the hottest guy on the planet.
00:54:25Every girl has thrown herself at him and every girl has gotten rejected.
00:54:29And Drew is an all-star.
00:54:31Most popular, best athlete, best smile.
00:54:33And there's a rumor that mom chose a lucky girl to marry one of them.
00:54:38But nobody knows who it is.
00:54:39If someone is choosing between the brothers, it should be me.
00:54:42And it will be.
00:54:43Whoever that girl is better, watch out.
00:54:47Wow.
00:54:49That outfit kind of makes it look like you fit in.
00:54:53And your outfit almost makes you look like a proper gentleman.
00:54:58She's sorry.
00:55:00No one talks to Noah Belfort like that.
00:55:03Maybe they should.
00:55:04He needs to be humbled.
00:55:06That's cute.
00:55:07I don't think I need to be humbled by a whiny pest.
00:55:09If I'm a whiny pest, then you're an arrogant bully.
00:55:15That's funny.
00:55:16I don't remember you calling me an arrogant bully last night.
00:55:24Piper, how do you know them?
00:55:28Piper's the girl who has to choose.
00:55:31To marry me or my brother.
00:55:44Piper, now everyone at school knows I'm a promised bride to the Belfort, brother.
00:55:48I'm sorry.
00:55:49I thought everyone should know.
00:55:50Show's over, freaks.
00:55:53Seriously.
00:55:54I told you, I don't want her associated with us.
00:55:57She's part of our circle now.
00:55:58It's our job to make her feel welcome.
00:56:00It's my job to go to guitar practice.
00:56:03Everyone knows you're with the Belforts now.
00:56:06Don't embarrass us.
00:56:13Ignore my brother.
00:56:15Way ahead of you.
00:56:17Listen.
00:56:17I think you'll fit in now, bro.
00:56:21Especially once I introduce you to my friends.
00:56:23Piper, these are my best friends.
00:56:25Megan and Cleo.
00:56:27We kind of met already.
00:56:28Oh, but we had no clue Piper's the girl you're supposed to marry.
00:56:32We can take care of her, Drew.
00:56:35I know.
00:56:35We'll be besties.
00:56:37Come on.
00:56:39Don't worry, Piper.
00:56:41You're in good hands.
00:56:47Thanks, guys.
00:56:49I've always had a hard time making friends.
00:56:50Friends?
00:56:51Wait.
00:56:52You thought we were being serious?
00:56:53We're going to prove you aren't worthy of the Belfort Brothers.
00:56:59Do you even know who we are?
00:57:01My mother invented the spray tan.
00:57:03What did your mom do?
00:57:04Scrub dishes?
00:57:05The Belfort Brothers are the hottest and richest guys at this school.
00:57:08We aren't going to let them marry some stinky little scab.
00:57:11I never asked for any of this.
00:57:13If I could go back to my school and my family, I would.
00:57:16Ugh.
00:57:16Bro, you're not even good enough to clean the Belfort's toilet.
00:57:20I'm going to tell Drew about this.
00:57:22You're not going to tell Drew anything.
00:57:24You want us to leave you alone?
00:57:26Dump the Belfort's.
00:57:27If I don't marry one of the brothers, my father loses everything.
00:57:32I can't back down.
00:57:34Give me that bag!
00:57:35My mom gave me this advantage!
00:57:37Vintage is what poor people call used items so they feel special.
00:57:47Did you really think that a titless loser like you could get Noah Belfort's attention
00:57:52with this tiny little bra?
00:58:10What's that smell?
00:58:12I think it's diaper, or should I say diaper?
00:58:16She smells like a hot load.
00:58:19Ew.
00:58:31Piper, you're not supposed to be in here.
00:58:33It's my private studio.
00:58:38I get it!
00:58:40I get it, okay, Noah?
00:58:44I don't belong here!
00:58:46You and everyone at this stupid school has made that abundantly clear!
00:58:50Piper?
00:58:51Screw you, Noah!
00:58:53Screw you!
00:59:01Who did this to you?
00:59:05Who did this to you?
00:59:06You!
00:59:08You did this to me!
00:59:10As soon as you gave my bra back in front of everyone, I became a target!
00:59:13Don't be stupid.
00:59:15How is it possible for you to insult me when you're trying to help?
00:59:20God, you're such a bully!
00:59:23You're no better than Alvaro's hazing committee, Megan and Cleo!
00:59:27It was Megan and Cleo.
00:59:29Yeah.
00:59:31Come.
00:59:34Noah.
00:59:34Where are you?
00:59:35Hey, Noah!
00:59:36Noah, come here!
00:59:39Come here!
00:59:41Come here!
00:59:42Go!
00:59:53So!
00:59:56Piper told me about your hilarious prank.
00:59:59Nice work.
01:00:00Piper, come here!
01:00:02I traded one bully for a worse one.
01:00:04My future husband, Noah Belford.
01:00:08Piper, come here!
01:00:09Come here!
01:00:12Piper told me about your hilarious prank.
01:00:14You destroyed her backpack.
01:00:15Well, yeah.
01:00:16I mean, that cheap little thing was really all together.
01:00:19And then she's all like, I got it for my dead mom.
01:00:21Oh, my God.
01:00:24That's mine.
01:00:30Your turn.
01:00:31Bag, now.
01:00:32Please, it's a designer.
01:00:33Paint over the bag.
01:00:40Wow, Cleo.
01:00:42You really love this shit.
01:00:52If I hear about any one of you fuckers going after Piper again,
01:00:56you'll have to deal with me.
01:01:08Hey, why did you help me?
01:01:11You don't even like me.
01:01:13My mom would kill me if I didn't look out for you.
01:01:16So it's not make it a habit of you getting into trouble.
01:01:19I don't need your protection.
01:01:21Tell that to the crying girl in the music room.
01:01:24You know, I used to think you were a dick.
01:01:27Now I think you're a mega dick.
01:01:29It's a nice way to speak to someone who just saved your ass.
01:01:34Everyone in this school may bow down to Noah Belfort, but not me.
01:01:40So tell me, why do you go from being a jerk to a hero,
01:01:44right back to being a jerk again?
01:01:47Maybe I want to be the only one who gets to bully you.
01:01:51So what, you're going to bully me into marrying you?
01:01:54Get this through your head.
01:01:57Whether you choose my brother or me, I'm never marrying you.
01:02:05Piper, what's wrong?
01:02:07Is no one being an asshole to you again?
01:02:08I actually saved her from your two groupies, Megan and Cleo.
01:02:12Wait.
01:02:13For real?
01:02:15I'll go and talk to her.
01:02:16No, don't.
01:02:17It's over.
01:02:18I don't want to tell her.
01:02:20The best thing you can do is show them that you're not afraid.
01:02:24Come with us to the senior party tonight.
01:02:27She's not going to that stupid party.
01:02:29You don't speak for me.
01:02:33I'm in.
01:02:34I should walk away, let her pick Drew, and be done with this.
01:02:39If Piper goes, then I go.
01:02:44When I walk in the room, eyes on me.
01:02:47Camera action, say cheese.
01:02:51When I walk in the room, eyes on me.
01:02:54Take a seat, I'll make you freeze.
01:02:58A luau.
01:03:02I would have thought that rich kid parties are like caviar tastings on a yacht.
01:03:07They are.
01:03:08But when we want to have fun, we've done real parties.
01:03:12At our core, Albertines just want to look hot and get wasted.
01:03:17Might look fun and innocent, but these guys are sharks.
01:03:20You're fresh meat.
01:03:22So, I'm not taking my eyes off you.
01:03:25You don't need your protection.
01:03:27Yeah, dude.
01:03:28Shut up.
01:03:28We'll take care of her.
01:03:31Woo!
01:03:32How are my favorite brothers and their little stage back clinger?
01:03:36We're not dealing with any drama, Cleo.
01:03:40No drama.
01:03:41I'm very cool now, actually.
01:03:43In fact, I came over here to apologize.
01:03:46By inviting you to play a game of Spin the Bottle.
01:03:53Drew, it's going to land on you.
01:03:55Woo!
01:04:02Ugh.
01:04:03I don't kiss losers.
01:04:08So, you don't have to kiss a little?
01:04:09No.
01:04:10You either kiss the person or you take a shot.
01:04:13Here, I'll show you.
01:04:17Why am I watching you so closely?
01:04:20Why do I care?
01:04:27Kiss me, Drew.
01:04:30Sorry.
01:04:33Save me if you're my future wife.
01:04:36Piper.
01:04:37Here.
01:04:37Your turn.
01:04:38Move over.
01:04:41I thought you weren't playing.
01:04:44Something changed my mind.
01:04:46I'm just going to skip my turn.
01:04:48You sit in the circle.
01:04:49You play.
01:04:50Those are the rules.
01:04:55Oh, it's so landed on me.
01:05:05You did that on purpose.
01:05:07I'm just going to skip.
01:05:13It landed on me.
01:05:15No?
01:05:18Landed on me.
01:05:19It's like dead center.
01:05:20Oh my god.
01:05:21You should kiss them both.
01:05:28Oh my god.
01:05:31Oh my god.
01:05:37You should kiss them both.
01:06:06Why is making a decision so hard?
01:06:10Why the hell?
01:06:16Please, please.
01:06:18That necklace belonged to my late wife.
01:06:20Sad, but not worth the two million you owe me.
01:06:24No, no, please, please.
01:06:26Look, I told you, we don't have the money.
01:06:28Please have mercy.
01:06:30Dad?
01:06:31Dad?
01:06:32You may not have any money, but you have a daughter.
01:06:41So how does such a pretty girl end up with such a deadbeat father?
01:06:46Don't you dare say that about him.
01:06:47Darling, he owes me a lot of money.
01:06:51Gambling trouble.
01:06:52And now it's time to pay up.
01:06:54Please.
01:06:54What can I do to make you stop this?
01:07:04Sign your hand in marriage to my son.
01:07:08And then I'll forgive every penny of your father's debt.
01:07:15Marriage.
01:07:16I'm only 17.
01:07:18I want to graduate high school.
01:07:20I don't want to get married.
01:07:21Darling, you haven't met my sons.
01:07:48Boys, I found your future wife.
01:07:55Mom, are you serious?
01:07:57You want me to marry this girl?
01:08:00She looks like she's about to cry.
01:08:02Noah, don't be an ass.
01:08:04I'm sorry for my brother.
01:08:06He's always a jerk to pretty girls.
01:08:08I'm Drew.
01:08:09You will live with us.
01:08:11You will date my sons and sign your hand over in marriage.
01:08:15And you will truly become a balford.
01:08:18Do we have a deal?
01:08:22You promise if I sign this contract you'll forgive my father's debts?
01:08:27Yes.
01:08:28Marry one of my boys.
01:08:30And you'll save your father.
01:08:43Boys, collect the girl.
01:08:44What?
01:08:46No!
01:08:47Dad!
01:08:48Dad!
01:08:48Dad!
01:08:49Dad!
01:08:49No!
01:09:10Which one of your sons am I supposed to marry?
01:09:14I'm not a monster, Piper.
01:09:16You can marry Drew.
01:09:18You can marry Noah.
01:09:20It's your choice.
01:09:21I have to choose between two brothers for my future husband?
01:09:24It's not like we're thrilled about it either.
01:09:28Actually, I think this will be fun.
01:09:32When do I have to choose?
01:09:34When's your 18th birthday?
01:09:36October 28th.
01:09:38Why?
01:09:39Perfect.
01:09:40That's only eight weeks away.
01:09:43On your birthday, you will choose between my sons.
01:09:49If choosing one of these brothers as my husband is the only way to save my dad, I'll do it.
01:10:01I'll do it.
01:10:01Boys, be good.
01:10:02Show your new guests around.
01:10:04I've got business.
01:10:22Don't be scared, Piper.
01:10:23I don't bite.
01:10:25Know what you're thinking?
01:10:26These are all mine.
01:10:28Yeah.
01:10:28That one's Model UN.
01:10:30It's lacrosse.
01:10:31That one is swim team.
01:10:35That one?
01:10:36It's her best model.
01:10:42Is that yours?
01:10:44Yup.
01:10:46Unlike my brother, I have no desire to impress you.
01:10:48I'd be more impressed if you forgave my father's debt.
01:10:51Tell that to your daddy.
01:10:53Didn't he gamble all your money away?
01:10:54Don't you dare talk about my father.
01:10:56Oh, she's got a backbone.
01:11:02I'm not afraid of you.
01:11:03Like I care.
01:11:05Drew, you play host.
01:11:07I'm going for a swim.
01:11:10Right here.
01:11:31You know you seem nervous around me.
01:11:33What?
01:11:34I'm not nervous.
01:11:36Because you're looking at your future husband.
01:11:41It's just a lot.
01:11:43I've never even been alone with a guy.
01:11:47That means we should make it extra special.
01:11:51With a kiss.
01:11:58Oh my god.
01:12:00You should see your face.
01:12:02I'm not going to force a kiss on you.
01:12:05Besides, I want a first time to be special.
01:12:11Thanks for being so nice to me.
01:12:14I feel like your brother hates me.
01:12:16No, I hates everything except his music.
01:12:18Lucky for you, you can choose the better brother.
01:12:21Me.
01:12:22I feel like I should unpack.
01:12:26Let me help you.
01:12:27No, no, you don't...
01:12:29Damn.
01:12:31Savings for our wedding night, huh?
01:12:33Come on!
01:12:33One more time.
01:12:34Yeah, you got it.
01:12:35Oh!
01:12:43Drew!
01:12:44Give it back!
01:12:45Yeah, come.
01:12:47Oh!
01:12:48You want your bra back.
01:12:49Sorry.
01:12:50Here, come get it.
01:12:52My bra!
01:12:53Come on!
01:13:02Listen, all the other brothers are here.
01:13:03I would die if my future husband saw me like this.
01:13:08Yes!
01:13:09Got it!
01:13:13Oh!
01:13:16Oh!
01:13:17No!
01:13:19Um...
01:13:19Sorry.
01:13:24Something funny about this to you?
01:13:31You see something you like?
01:13:32No, no.
01:13:33Get off of me.
01:13:34This whole innocent act might work on my brother, but it's not gonna work on me.
01:13:39Your brother was right about you.
01:13:40You are a dick.
01:13:42If not wanting to be four since marrying a stranger makes me a dick, then fine.
01:13:46I'm a dick.
01:13:47Well, lucky for both of us that I can pick your brother then.
01:13:50Right?
01:13:52Hey, did you get your bra back?
01:13:54She's so desperate to show me her tits.
01:13:56Her bra is hanging from the ceiling.
01:13:59Give that back to her!
01:14:00I'll give it back to you when I finally get rid of you.
01:14:03Hey, she's not going anywhere.
01:14:04Are you seriously playing into mom's little game?
01:14:07You know, arranged marriages are a tradition in this family.
01:14:11And besides, I like having her here.
01:14:14Can you quit talking about me like I'm not here?
01:14:16It's awkward enough having to date two brothers.
01:14:20We're not dating, okay?
01:14:22You're in over your head.
01:14:23Everyone at Alboro tomorrow at school, they'll see.
01:14:26Just wait.
01:14:38Hey.
01:14:40Doing it?
01:14:40There's no way in hell I'm letting the whole school know about it.
01:14:43Like I'd want to be seen with an absolute asshole like you.
01:14:46I'd rather go so long.
01:14:58I don't need the Belfort brothers.
01:15:00I just gotta keep my head down.
01:15:01Hey, you girl!
01:15:02I'm CJ, student body president, and it is my job to give you the crash course on things here at
01:15:10Alboro.
01:15:12Seems like any other high school to me.
01:15:15Oh, you perfectly stupid movie.
01:15:19Exclusivity is everything at Alboro.
01:15:22The only thing that matters is your friend group.
01:15:27Are those girls like models?
01:15:29Cleo Fairchild and Megan King.
01:15:32Cleo's been the queen of the school since kindergarten and Megan follows her around like a lost poodle.
01:15:40Oh my god, the Belfort brothers!
01:15:45The Belfort brothers are here!
01:16:13What's the good deal?
01:16:14Noah's like the hottest guy on the planet
01:16:17Every girl has thrown herself at him
01:16:19And every girl has gotten rejected
01:16:21And Drew is an all-star
01:16:23Most popular, best athlete, best smile
01:16:25And there's a rumor that mom
01:16:27Chose a lucky girl to marry one of them
01:16:30But nobody knows who it is
01:16:31If someone is choosing between the brothers
01:16:33It should be me
01:16:34And it will be
01:16:35Whoever that girl is better, watch out
01:16:40Wow
01:16:41That outfit
01:16:42Kind of makes it look like you fit in
01:16:45Your outfit
01:16:46Almost makes you look like
01:16:48A proper gentleman
01:16:50She's sorry
01:16:52No one talks to Noah Belford like that
01:16:55Maybe they should
01:16:56He needs to be humbled
01:16:58That's cute
01:16:59I don't think I need to be humbled by a whiny pest
01:17:01If I'm a whiny pest
01:17:03Then you're an arrogant bully
01:17:07That's funny
01:17:08I don't remember you calling me an arrogant bully last night
01:17:16Piper
01:17:17How do you know them?
01:17:20Piper's
01:17:21The girl who has to choose
01:17:23To marry me or my brother
01:17:36Great
01:17:37Now everyone at school knows I'm a promised bride to the Belford brothers
01:17:40I'm sorry
01:17:40I thought everyone should know
01:17:42Show's over, freaks
01:17:45Seriously
01:17:46I told you
01:17:47I don't want her associated with us
01:17:49She's part of our circle now
01:17:50It's our job to make her feel welcome
01:17:52It's my job to go to guitar practice
01:17:55Everyone knows you're with the Belfords now
01:17:58Don't embarrass us
01:18:05Ignore my brother
01:18:08Way ahead of you
01:18:08Listen
01:18:10I think
01:18:11You'll fit in now, bro
01:18:13Especially once I introduce you to my friends
01:18:15Piper
01:18:16These are my best friends
01:18:17Megan and Cleo
01:18:19We kind of met already
01:18:20Oh, but we had no clue
01:18:22Piper's the girl you're supposed to marry
01:18:24We can take care of her, Drew
01:18:27I know
01:18:27We'll be besties
01:18:29Come on
01:18:31Don't worry, Piper
01:18:33You're in good hands
01:18:40Thanks, guys
01:18:40I've always had a hard time making friends
01:18:42Friends?
01:18:43Wait
01:18:44You thought we were being serious?
01:18:46We're going to prove you aren't worthy of the Belford brothers
01:18:51Do you even know who we are?
01:18:53My mother invented the spray tan
01:18:55What did your mom do?
01:18:56Scrub dishes?
01:18:57The Belford brothers are the hottest and richest guys at this school
01:19:00We aren't going to let them marry some stinky little scab
01:19:03I never asked for any of this
01:19:05If I could go back to my school and my family, I would
01:19:08Bro, you're not even good enough to clean the Belford's toilet
01:19:12I'm going to tell Drew about this
01:19:14You're not going to tell Drew anything
01:19:16You want us to leave you alone?
01:19:18Dump the Belfords
01:19:19If I don't marry one of the brothers
01:19:21My father loses everything
01:19:23I can't back down
01:19:25Give me that bag
01:19:27My mom gave me this advantage
01:19:29Vintage is what poor people call used items
01:19:32So they feel special
01:19:39Did you really think that a titless loser like you
01:19:42Could get Noah Belford's attention
01:19:44With this tiny little bra
01:20:02What's that smell?
01:20:04I think it's diaper
01:20:05Or should I say diaper?
01:20:08She smells like a hot load
01:20:23Piper, you're not supposed to be in here
01:20:25It's my private studio
01:20:30I get it
01:20:33I get it
01:20:34Okay, Noah
01:20:36I don't belong here
01:20:38You and everyone at this stupid school has made that abundantly clear
01:20:42Piper?
01:20:43Screw you, Noah
01:20:44Screw you
01:20:53Who did this to you?
01:20:57Who did this to you?
01:20:58You
01:21:00You did this to me
01:21:02As soon as you gave my bra back in front of everyone I became a target
01:21:05Don't be stupid
01:21:08How is it possible for you to insult me when you're trying to help?
01:21:12God, you're such a bully
01:21:15You're no better than Alvaro's hazing committee, Megan and Cleo
01:21:19It was Megan and Cleo
01:21:23Come with us
01:21:27Hey Noah
01:21:28Noah, come here
01:21:45So
01:21:48Piper told me about your hilarious prank
01:21:51Nice work
01:21:53Piper, come here
01:21:54I traded one bully for a worse one
01:21:56My future husband
01:21:57Noah Belfort
01:22:00Piper, come here
01:22:04Piper told me about your hilarious prank
01:22:06You destroyed her backpack
01:22:07Well, yeah
01:22:08I mean, that cheap little thing was barely all together
01:22:10And then she's all like
01:22:12I got it from my dead mom
01:22:16That's mine
01:22:22Your turn
01:22:23Bag, now
01:22:24Please, it's designer
01:22:25Paint over the bag
01:22:32Wow, Cleo
01:22:34You really love this shit
01:22:44If I hear about any one of you fuckers
01:22:47Going after Piper again
01:22:48You'll have to deal with me
01:23:00Hey
01:23:01Why did you help me?
01:23:03You don't even like me
01:23:05My mom would kill me if I didn't look out for you
01:23:08So it's not make it a habit of you getting into trouble
01:23:11I don't need your protection
01:23:13Tell that to the crying girl in the music room
01:23:16You know, I used to think you were a dick
01:23:19Now I think you're a mega dick
01:23:21It's a nice way to speak to someone who just saved your ass
01:23:27Everyone in this school may bow down to Noah Belfort
01:23:31But not me
01:23:32So tell me
01:23:33Why do you go from being a jerk
01:23:35To a hero
01:23:37Right back to being a jerk again
01:23:39Maybe I want to be the only one who gets to bully you
01:23:43So what, you're going to bully me into marrying you?
01:23:46Get this to your head
01:23:49Whether you choose my brother or me
01:23:52I'm never marrying you
01:23:56Piper
01:23:57What's wrong?
01:23:59Is no one being an asshole to you again?
01:24:00I actually saved her from your two groupies
01:24:03Megan and Cleo
01:24:04Wait
01:24:05For real?
01:24:07I'll go and talk to her
01:24:08No
01:24:09Don't
01:24:09It's over
01:24:10I don't want trouble
01:24:12The best thing you can do
01:24:14Is show them that you're not afraid
01:24:17Come with us
01:24:17To the senior party tonight
01:24:18She's not going to that stupid party
01:24:21You don't speak for me
01:24:25I'm in
01:24:27I should walk away
01:24:28Let her pick Drew
01:24:30And be done with this
01:24:32If Piper goes
01:24:33Then I go
01:24:50A luau
01:24:54I would have thought that rich kid parties are like caviar tastings on a yacht
01:24:59They are
01:25:01But when we want to have fun
01:25:02They're real parties
01:25:03At her core
01:25:05Albertines just
01:25:07Want to look hot
01:25:08And get wasted
01:25:09Might look fun and innocent
01:25:11But these guys are sharks
01:25:12They're fresh meat
01:25:14So
01:25:15I'm not taking my eyes off you
01:25:17I don't need your protection
01:25:19Yeah, dude
01:25:20Chill out
01:25:20We'll take care of her
01:25:23Woo!
01:25:24How are my favorite brothers
01:25:26And their little stage bag clinger?
01:25:28We're not dealing with any drama, Cleo
01:25:31Oh!
01:25:32Blow drama
01:25:33I'm very cool now, actually
01:25:35In fact, I came over here to apologize
01:25:39By inviting you to play a game of spin the bottle
01:25:45Drew, it's going to land on you
01:25:47Woo!
01:25:55I don't kiss losers
01:26:00So you don't have to kiss a lot?
01:26:02No
01:26:02You either kiss the person or you take a shot
01:26:05Here, I'll show you
01:26:09Why am I watching her so closely?
01:26:12Why do I care?
01:26:19Kiss me, Drew
01:26:22Sorry
01:26:26Save me if you're my future wife
01:26:28Piper
01:26:29Here
01:26:29Your turn
01:26:30Move over
01:26:33I thought you weren't playing
01:26:36Something changed my mind
01:26:38I'm just going to skip my turn
01:26:40You sit in the circle
01:26:41You play
01:26:42Those are the rules
01:26:47All right, so it landed on me
01:26:57You did that on purpose
01:26:59I'm just going to skip
01:27:06It landed on me
01:27:07No
01:27:10Landed on me
01:27:11It's like dead center
01:27:13Oh my god, you should kiss them both
01:27:14Oh my god, you should kiss them both
01:27:18Oh my god, you should kiss them both
01:27:21Oh my god, you should kiss them both
01:27:21Oh my god, you should kiss them both
01:27:21Oh my god, you should kiss them both
01:27:21Oh my god, you should kiss them both
01:27:22Oh my god, you should kiss them both
01:27:22Oh my god, you should kiss them both
01:27:23Oh my god, you should kiss them both
01:27:24Oh my god, you should kiss them both
01:27:26Oh my god, you should kiss them both
01:27:27Oh my god, you should kiss them both
01:27:28Oh my god, you should kiss them both
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