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00:00MUSIC
00:23Hello and welcome to Beat the Chasers.
00:27And here they are.
00:31The Menace.
00:34The Governess.
00:38The Cinnamon.
00:40The Vixen.
00:44The Beast.
00:46The Dark Destroyer.
00:56And there they are.
00:58There they are.
00:59The reason genius rhymes with tedious.
01:04Let me ask you this.
01:05Are there any celebrities that you think could become Chasers?
01:09I mean, seriously, Menace.
01:11Well, we certainly know which ones won't be, because you introduced them as,
01:15Welcome my old mate.
01:18LAUGHTER
01:20I better not say that anymore, eh?
01:23That sort of gives them away, doesn't it, really?
01:25All right, Governess.
01:27Well, George Clooney did once ask me a question that I absolutely couldn't answer.
01:34It was, what are you doing in my garden?
01:37LAUGHTER
01:38Vixen.
01:39Brad, is this your way of telling me you want to be a chaser when you grow up now?
01:43I mean, last week it was an astronaut, next week it'll be a pirate again, won't it?
01:49Next week it'll be a pirate again.
01:51LAUGHTER
01:53So, tonight we have celebrities who think they can beat the Chasers, so let's get cracking.
01:58Please join me, comedian, presenter, author and actor, Jo Brann.
02:02Come on, Jo.
02:04I love Jo Brann.
02:06Doesn't mean I'm going to be any nicer to her on this.
02:09Still on a beat her.
02:10Thank you, thank you. How are you?
02:12Really great to see you.
02:14OK, I know for a fact that our lot have been trying to get hold of you in more ways
02:19than one.
02:20LAUGHTER
02:21To come on the show, I could have sworn you'd been on Celebrity Chase, but you haven't.
02:26That might have been Hattie Jake's reincarnated.
02:29LAUGHTER
02:30What makes you want to come on this?
02:31I like being humiliated.
02:34To win the club!
02:36When did you start in comedy, how long ago was that?
02:391943.
02:40No, my first gig, 1986.
02:44Really? Yeah.
02:45Where was that, the Comedy Store?
02:46Oh, God, no, I left that till last.
02:48That's hideous, the Comedy Store.
02:49Argues to quite enjoy that.
02:50Well, Late Show Friday night, if you went on last, you went on at half two.
02:55Yeah.
02:55And they were either unconscious or homicidal.
02:58Right, yeah.
02:58There was no choice.
02:59Right, OK, look.
03:00Who are you playing for tonight?
03:01St Michael's Hospice in Hastings.
03:03Right, OK.
03:04Is that where you live now?
03:05No, no, I was brought up in Hastings.
03:07Oh, right, OK.
03:08Did a lot of very bad things in Hastings.
03:10Like what, for instance?
03:11I can't tell you on this show, it's a family show.
03:14LAUGHTER
03:15Fair enough.
03:16You're going to need some money to take on the gang.
03:18Here we go.
03:19Multiple choice questions, each correct answer worth £1,000.
03:21Please don't get the first one wrong.
03:23Get all five right and go for a super offer.
03:24Are you ready?
03:25Yeah.
03:26Let's play.
03:28APPLAUSE
03:30All right, come on, Sean.
03:32Good luck.
03:33Here is your first question.
03:35LAUGHTER
03:37Which of these TV series would not typically be described as a Britcom?
03:43Is it A, men behaving badly?
03:46Is it B, not going out?
03:49Or is it C, cheers?
03:54Is that a joke?
03:56LAUGHTER
03:56What's that all about?
03:57What's what all about?
03:59Well, that's just...
03:59That's like a screen with a question on there.
04:01Have you not done this before?
04:02That just seems...
04:03LAUGHTER
04:04That just seems very easy to me, mate.
04:07Oh, I don't know the answer.
04:09LAUGHTER
04:09You do!
04:10All right, I do.
04:12Cheers.
04:13Cheers to you two.
04:14Is that the one answer?
04:17Cheers, it is. Well done.
04:18All right.
04:19£1,000.
04:20Here's your next question for £2,000.
04:24Now, in France, if your omelette is served barveurs,
04:28how will it arrive?
04:30Is it A, runny?
04:32Is it B, fluffy?
04:35Or is it C, crunchy?
04:39OK, what do you think?
04:41Barveurs.
04:42Oh, dear.
04:43LAUGHTER
04:44Yeah.
04:45Did you cook, Joe?
04:45I did some cooking with my husband recently.
04:48And?
04:48Well, he did an apple crumble,
04:50he said,
04:50not putting sugar in because you're sweet enough.
04:52And I said,
04:53not putting cornflare in the custard
04:54because you're thick enough.
04:56LAUGHTER
04:57So...
04:59Anyway...
05:02I have no idea what barveurs means.
05:04So, I'm just going to have to guess.
05:05Go on.
05:06Fluffy.
05:07You're saying fluffy?
05:08Yeah.
05:09Is that the right answer?
05:10Barveurs.
05:11It's the wrong answer.
05:12Whee!
05:13Correct one.
05:17I'll tell you what, you're very quick.
05:19I'll give you that.
05:20OK, the correct answer is...
05:22Ronnie.
05:23Well, listen, you're taking on the Chasers,
05:25it doesn't matter.
05:26You've got a thousand...
05:26So, what happens now?
05:27Shall I go home?
05:28No.
05:29Have you seen this show before?
05:32LAUGHTER
05:33Well, I...
05:34I have, but I haven't got a memory.
05:38Shall we get on with it?
05:38Yeah, right.
05:39OK.
05:40Er, Joe, it is time to face the Chasers.
05:43Here we go.
05:46Let's put some times on the clocks, there you go.
05:49Now, the Chasers will offer you a time advantage
05:51and money.
05:51Based on those offers, you take on how many Chasers?
05:54You wish to, of course.
05:55Now, to play for the £1,000 you got in the Cash Builder,
05:58you will take on two Chasers automatically,
06:00and those two Chasers are...?
06:01It is the Governess and the Beast.
06:03Beastie Boy.
06:04We want 32 seconds on our clock.
06:06Nice, thank you for that.
06:07OK, third Chaser, who's that?
06:10It is the Vixen.
06:11Go ahead.
06:12We want 37 seconds on our clock.
06:14You'll be playing for £15,000.
06:17Thank you so much.
06:18APPLAUSE
06:20Fourth Chaser.
06:21Who's the fourth Chaser, please?
06:23Dark Destroyer.
06:25Long time no see.
06:27Yeah, a while.
06:28Yeah, a while.
06:30Yeah, a while.
06:33We've worked together in the past.
06:35Oh, wow.
06:36No, we didn't.
06:37We had an affair.
06:41Anyway, sorry.
06:42Go ahead.
06:43We want 40 seconds on our clock.
06:45OK.
06:46And for that you'll be playing for £25,000.
06:48Nice, OK.
06:49Yeah, that's good.
06:5020 seconds on trying to buy it.
06:52Who is the fifth Chaser, please?
06:54OK, it is the Cinnaman.
06:56Oh, hello.
06:56Hello, Joe.
06:58If we'd had an affair, my parents would be delighted.
07:01LAUGHTER
07:04I'm still open for business.
07:06My husband's not interested any more.
07:09We'd like 45 seconds on the clock,
07:11which doesn't sound generous until you hear what you're playing for.
07:14£50,000.
07:16APPLAUSE
07:19All right, what do you reckon?
07:21Am I now to ask the audience?
07:22Of course.
07:23Oh, good.
07:24What do you reckon over there?
07:2725.
07:2725.
07:27That was one bloke.
07:28OK.
07:29Five over there.
07:3115.
07:3215.
07:3315.
07:34Did someone just say, get on with it?
07:36LAUGHTER
07:37I'm going to...
07:38I'm going to go for 25.
07:41APPLAUSE
07:4125, please.
07:42OK, thank you very much.
07:44We have...
07:44Joe Brand is taking on The Dark Destroy, The Vixen, The Beast,
07:48and The Governess.
07:4920-second time advantage for £25,000.
07:51Joe Brand, it's time to see if you can beat those chasers.
07:54Good luck.
07:55APPLAUSE
08:01Joe, this is how it works.
08:04Your clock will start counting down the second I ask you the first question.
08:07Get it right, your clock will stop, at which point I switch to the chasers,
08:10their clock starts, ask them a question, they get it right, their clock stops.
08:14I come to you, your starts again, so on and so on.
08:17Get a question wrong, though, and I stay with you until you get it right.
08:20The same goes to the chasers.
08:22You run out of time before them, you go home with nothing, but they run out of time before you,
08:26and you go home for your charity with £25,000.
08:29Are you ready?
08:30Can I change my mark?
08:32No.
08:32OK.
08:32Yeah, I am ready.
08:34Joe, your clock starts counting down now.
08:38What letter features on the logo for the luxury car firm Bentley?
08:42B.
08:43Correct.
08:44Chasers, 2023, Corrock Rambler won what Aintree horse race?
08:48Mark.
08:48The Grand National.
08:49Correct.
08:49Joe, what tool are you said to bury if you end a feud?
08:53Hatchet.
08:53Correct.
08:54Chasers, in what country was Pope Francis born?
08:56Sean.
08:57Argentina.
08:57Correct.
08:58Joe, in the first Shrek film, who is the ruler of Duloc?
09:01Perth.
09:02Lord Farkwood.
09:03Witches are usually depicted wearing what colour robes?
09:06Black.
09:07Correct.
09:07Chasers, which Bond girl starred in the TV series Funny Woman?
09:12Mark.
09:13On a black one.
09:13Gemma Arterton, 1997, who became CEO of Apple Computer?
09:18Jenny.
09:19Steve Jobs.
09:19Correct.
09:20Joe, what name is given to a natural satellite?
09:24Meteor.
09:24A moon.
09:25Oh.
09:25The Eloi are a race of people in what HG Wells novel?
09:29Uh, War of the Worlds.
09:31The Time Machine.
09:32Dee Roten is a nickname of what Bundesliga football club?
09:36Pass.
09:37Bayern Munich.
09:38Who is the actor brother of Joseph Fiennes?
09:41Uh, Ralph Fiennes.
09:42Correct.
09:42Chasers, what motorways southern end is in Devon?
09:45Mark.
09:45The M5.
09:46Correct.
09:47Joe, what unit of computing information is abbreviated TB?
09:51Tuberculosis.
09:52Terabyte.
09:53Which woman appointed Jeremy Hunt as Chancellor?
09:58Um...
09:59Alice Tuss.
10:00Correct.
10:00Chasers, Robespierre, is a character in what Carry On film?
10:03Mark.
10:04Um, Carry On, Don't Lose Your Head.
10:06Correct.
10:07Joe, a ferro alloy, is an alloy of what metal?
10:10Apar.
10:11That's iron.
10:16Sorry about that, mate.
10:18College is all round.
10:19Oh, aren't you going to give me another question?
10:20I can't.
10:21What's your name would be good.
10:23Yeah.
10:24Oh, listen, Joe, thanks for coming on, though.
10:27Not at all.
10:27But it's a charity show, so you get £1,000 for your charity, which is...
10:31St Michael's Hospice in Hastings.
10:32St Michael's Hospice in Hastings.
10:33St Michael's Hospice in Hastings.
10:34Joe Graham, everyone!
10:35Joe, thanks.
10:42APPLAUSE
10:43Next up, to try and beat the chasers, please join me, TV and radio presenter, Kirsty Gallagher,
10:49everybody.
10:51APPLAUSE
10:55Welcome, welcome, welcome.
10:57Great to see you again.
11:00No, you're not going to know this.
11:01I listen to your radio show in the afternoons, you know.
11:04That's my sort of music.
11:06Yes.
11:06I love all that.
11:07Oh, I'm glad.
11:08That's so nice.
11:08I really do.
11:09I train to it.
11:10Do you?
11:10Yeah, I have it on in the gym.
11:11Yeah, honestly, yeah.
11:13What you need to be doing is go, come on, Brad, bit faster, bit faster.
11:15I'm going to do that.
11:16That's what I'm going to do.
11:17We'll check in on you.
11:18You have to do that.
11:19All right.
11:20Any ambitions left?
11:21What do you want to do?
11:21Anything that you want to do?
11:23I really love radio.
11:24I have to tell you, I love it.
11:25It's great.
11:26You don't have to worry about what you look like.
11:28You can go in your pyjamas.
11:30Seriously, you should see me sometimes.
11:32Little jumpsuit on, no makeup.
11:34No, it's great.
11:35You can just be yourself.
11:37Yeah.
11:37Play good music, sit back and relax and people enjoy it.
11:40Obviously, a charity event, who are you playing for?
11:43I'm doing it for Mind UK, mental health charity.
11:46Right.
11:46Very close to my heart.
11:47It means a lot to me.
11:48So, yeah, let's hope I can take something home.
11:51Yeah, absolutely.
11:53Come on, mate.
11:55Good luck.
11:57You're going to need some money to take on the game.
11:59Here we go.
12:00Multiple choice questions, each correct answer worth £1,000.
12:02Please don't get the first one run.
12:04Please get it right and stay in the game.
12:07Get all five right and you go for a super offer
12:09against all six chasers.
12:10You ready?
12:10Yeah.
12:11Let's play.
12:18So nerve-wracking.
12:19Right.
12:20I wish you luck.
12:21Here comes your first question.
12:23A company that exaggerates its environmental credentials
12:27for marketing purposes is said to be doing what?
12:30Is it A, catfishing?
12:34Is it B, greenwashing?
12:37Or is it C, shrinkflating?
12:44I've never heard of any of that.
12:46Do you know what that means?
12:47I think I know what the answer is.
12:50Go on, then.
12:51I think it's A, catfishing.
12:53Oh, my gosh.
12:56You've said catfishing.
12:57It's not.
12:58Is that the right answer?
12:59No.
13:01It's clearly not.
13:01It's the right answer.
13:03I thought it was.
13:04But, see, I don't know and I've heard catfishing before.
13:06I've never heard of any of this.
13:08Is it greenwashing?
13:08It's greenwashing.
13:09I have no idea.
13:09What is the right answer?
13:11Yeah, do you know what?
13:12Greenwashing.
13:13Then, when I heard you go, oh, I was like, oh, my God,
13:15it is greenwashing.
13:16Beastie boy.
13:17Shrinkflation is a terrible crime where they shrink chocolate bars
13:20but keep the price the same.
13:23Right, yeah.
13:24Greenwashing.
13:24I don't know what greenwashing is.
13:26Well, literally, you're saying, we're wonderful environmentalists
13:28and you're absolutely selling yourself over the top
13:32where in practice you wash a couple of trees or something.
13:35Well, I didn't see you for a while.
13:36I know.
13:36That was brief.
13:37You're in, now you're gone.
13:38Well, it's £1,000 for your charity anyway.
13:40Yes, that is wonderful.
13:41Yeah, and the charity again is?
13:42Mind UK Mental Health Charity.
13:44And actually, that is just wonderful because that's why you
13:47come on the show and thank you.
13:48I'm so sorry, mate.
13:49Listen, I just didn't know the answer.
13:51Curse, you're going ahead, everyone.
13:53That's right there.
13:54Cheers, Curse.
13:55God bless, mate.
13:56Bad luck.
13:57Bad luck.
13:58She rushed at that, I think.
14:00She rushed at that.
14:01All right.
14:02Can any celebrity be the chasers?
14:04Find out after the break.
14:21Thank you very much and welcome back.
14:22Can any celebrity beat the chasers?
14:24Please join me, mathematician and presenter, Rachel Riley, everybody.
14:28APPLAUSE
14:32I'm going to turn you into a match, Walter.
14:37I'm nervous.
14:38No, you're not.
14:39That's the last thing you are.
14:40We've done our other gig twice before and you won.
14:43Yeah, but you've got mates on that show.
14:44I'm on my own here.
14:45Yeah, but this is...
14:46And there's more of them.
14:47Yeah.
14:48Who did you take on in the other gig?
14:50Do you remember?
14:50I've had the governess probably a decade ago.
14:53Right.
14:53And I had Sean, the Dark Destroyer.
14:55Right, OK.
14:55So you haven't taken on the beast, the other mathematician, of course.
14:59Yeah.
14:59And look at him smiling.
15:00Yeah.
15:01That's the menace thing.
15:01Never mind the menace.
15:02Look at that.
15:03One day they'll let us have a competitive maths match or whatever.
15:07That'll be fine.
15:08Yeah, that'll be...
15:08That'll be all right.
15:09That'll be thrilling, wouldn't it?
15:11LAUGHTER
15:12Wow.
15:13Now then, congratulations on the MBE.
15:15Thank you very much.
15:15That's brilliant.
15:16That's brilliant.
15:17Absolutely good.
15:18And, um...
15:20This is for work on, like, something to do with the Holocaust,
15:23is that correct?
15:23Services to Holocaust education.
15:25Yeah.
15:25Something close to my heart.
15:26Yeah, absolutely brilliant.
15:27Well, good for you, mate.
15:28You're really, really excellent stuff.
15:30All right.
15:30Now I'm going to put your quiz into the test.
15:32Oh, do we have to?
15:33Oh, I'm going to put...
15:33Yes, no, we really do.
15:35You're going to need some money, Rachel, to take on the gang.
15:38All right.
15:38Here we go.
15:39Let's play.
15:45And who are you playing for tonight?
15:46I'm playing for the Angus Lawson Memorial Trust,
15:49a brilliant children's charity.
15:50OK.
15:51I wish you well.
15:52Here comes your first question.
15:54The term prang is most commonly used to describe what?
15:59Is it A, car crash, B, beauty treatment, or C, hot date?
16:10OK.
16:11What do you think?
16:12I hope it's a car crash.
16:13OK.
16:14You've put car crash.
16:15Is that the right answer?
16:17It is thousand pounds.
16:19You're playing.
16:19You're definitely playing.
16:20Here's your next question.
16:24Which of these actresses played a Coronation Street character
16:28who shared her first name?
16:31Is it A, Pat Phoenix, is it B, Eileen Derbyshire, or is it C, Betty Driver?
16:45Um...
16:46Well, Betty's Hot Pot was pretty famous.
16:49I don't know about Pat, so I'm ruling out Pat.
16:54Um...
16:55I'm going to go with Betty's Hot Pot and hope that was Betty Driver.
16:59You're saying C, Betty Driver?
17:00Is that the right answer?
17:03APPLAUSE
17:05Two thousand pounds.
17:07All right.
17:08Here's your next question.
17:11According to a study by Ofcom, on average, how often do people check their mobile phones?
17:17Is it A, every two minutes?
17:20Is it B, every 12 minutes?
17:23Or is it C, every 22 minutes?
17:29I mean, it depends if they're asleep.
17:31It's, like, over the course of how long.
17:34Um...
17:34I'm guessing it's while you're awake.
17:36Let's get rid of their sleeping.
17:38Um...
17:39I mean, your guess is as good as mine every 12 minutes.
17:42You're saying 12 minutes?
17:43I'm guessing that's wrong, but...
17:46Well, if you're guessing it's wrong, why have you guessed it?
17:48I don't think any of them.
17:49I think the idea is to guess the right one.
17:51I think you just go, if in doubt, go B.
17:54If in doubt, go B.
17:56Every 12 minutes?
17:56I reckon it's every two minutes.
17:57Correct answer is...
18:00Wow!
18:01That's right.
18:03Three grand.
18:05OK, here we go.
18:06Here's your next question.
18:09When cash machines were first introduced,
18:11what was the maximum withdrawal amount per visit?
18:15Was it A, £5, B, £10,
18:22C, £50?
18:27I mean, I've got to go 50 quid.
18:31I think I'd go 50.
18:32Go ahead.
18:33It's got technology, so it's got to have been worth a certain amount.
18:36I think this was in the late 70s, mid to late 70s.
18:38Correct answer is...
18:41Wrong answer.
18:42The actual answer is...
18:44Yeah, £10.
18:46Interesting.
18:47I can't remember what year it was.
18:48Dark Destroyer?
18:49The first person in the world to use it was Reg Varney
18:51at the Enfield Barclays branch in 1967.
18:561967?
18:57Wow.
18:57Well, £10 back that day, I mean...
18:59Like my house.
19:00Yeah.
19:01All right, look, £3,000 it is.
19:03Rachel, it is time to face the chasers.
19:07APPLAUSE
19:09Let's get some times on the clock, 60 seconds on each.
19:12There you go, the chasers now are going to make you a time advantage and money offer.
19:17And based on those offers, you decide how many chasers you wish to take on.
19:21Now, to play for the £3,000 you've got in the cash builder, you take on two chasers
19:25and those two chasers are...
19:26It is the vixen and the beast.
19:28Vixen.
19:29It occurs to me that this might be tricky for you, in that on Countdown you're used
19:33to working for periods of 30 seconds.
19:3660 seconds is...
19:38It's not just twice as long in this game, it will feel like an age.
19:41I hope you can keep your concentration.
19:43Beastie boy, thank you.
19:44To join an exclusive club of free-time winners on this show,
19:48we want 35 seconds on our clock.
19:52Cool.
19:52All right, thank you.
19:53Third chaser, who's that please?
19:55Governors.
19:56Did you know I actually tried out for your job?
19:59Did you?
19:59Yes, it all went wrong when Colin Murray asked me for one off the bottom.
20:05We want 38 seconds on our clock and you'll be playing for £20,000.
20:14Who's the fourth chaser, please?
20:17Cinnamon.
20:18Hello again, Rachel.
20:19Hi.
20:19To play four of us, we want 40 seconds on the clock.
20:22Mm-hm.
20:23But you'll be playing for one large number, £30,000.
20:29Can't take on all six, but you can take on five, please.
20:31The fifth chaser, please.
20:34Menace.
20:35Hello, Rachel.
20:35It's time for some real prize money.
20:37We want 47 seconds on our clock.
20:39That sounds harsh, but you'll be playing for £90,000.
20:45APPLAUSE
20:4813 second time of artage.
20:5113 seconds.
20:52No chance.
20:53So I'm looking at the middle two values and you know what?
20:57£20,000 is a lot of money.
20:59It really is.
21:00I want to go for £20,000.
21:03£20,000.
21:0438 seconds.
21:0622 second time of artage.
21:07Well played.
21:08You have a 22 second time of artage.
21:11You're playing the governance, the beast and the vixen.
21:13You're playing for £20,000.
21:14Rachel Riley, let's see if you can beat the chasers.
21:17Good luck, Rachel.
21:19APPLAUSE
21:25You know how this works.
21:27I wish you luck.
21:29Rachel, your clock starts counting down now.
21:33In the saying, what type of bird catches the worm?
21:35Early bird.
21:36Correct.
21:36Chasers.
21:37Jordan North presents the TV series Go Hard or Go What?
21:40Home.
21:41Correct.
21:42Rachel, what is the coldest season of the year?
21:44Winter.
21:44Correct.
21:45Chasers.
21:45In the Bible, who had seven locks shaved off his head?
21:48Jenny.
21:48Samson.
21:49Correct.
21:49Rachel, in what city is the famous mannequin piece statue?
21:53Pass.
21:54Brussels.
21:54What sport is the subject of the film Bend It Like Beckham?
21:57Football.
21:58Correct.
21:58Chasers.
21:59Cersei is the driest type of what fortified wine?
22:02Jenny.
22:02Sherry.
22:03Madeira.
22:04What month is named after the Roman god of war?
22:06March.
22:07March.
22:07Correct.
22:08Rachel, which gangster did Robert De Niro play in The Untouchables?
22:11Al Capone.
22:11Correct.
22:12Chasers.
22:12What was the first name of Dr Barnardo?
22:15Mark.
22:16Joseph.
22:17Thomas.
22:17What vitamin has been called the sunshine vitamin?
22:20Mark.
22:20C.
22:21D.
22:21What mode of transport is the Gatwick Express?
22:24Jenny.
22:24Track.
22:24Correct.
22:25Rachel, what Stephen King novel is about a rabid dog?
22:29Thinner.
22:29Cujo.
22:30Which former prime minister was nicknamed Bambi?
22:33Tom Major.
22:34Tony Blair.
22:35Horseshoes are usually made of what metal?
22:37Iron.
22:38Correct.
22:38Chasers.
22:39What nationality was writer Gabriel Garcia Marquez?
22:42Jenny.
22:43Correct.
22:44Rachel, which female singer had a hit with wrecking ball?
22:48Miley Cyrus.
22:49Correct.
22:49Chasers.
22:50Blood and Seville.
22:51Time is out!
23:11Oh, my God.
23:12You've beaten them by 21 seconds as well.
23:14That could have been another question.
23:15I don't care.
23:16I'd rather go home with that money in the bank for the kids.
23:19Good for you.
23:20It's such a good charity and they're going to be able to help so many children with that.
23:23Good for you.
23:29Good for you, Vixen.
23:32I made a point about you only working in 30-second blocks.
23:36And in fact, you lost complete track of time there.
23:39It seemed to take you by surprise.
23:41But that's because you were so focused on your side of the game.
23:44It didn't matter what we were doing.
23:45You went for exactly the right offer and you were home comfortably with that money.
23:50Yeah.
23:50Brilliant focus, Rachel.
23:51OK.
23:52Well, let me ask you one more time.
23:53Name of the charity, please.
23:55It's the Angus Lawson Memorial Trust.
23:57Rachel Riley, you're going home with $20,000.
24:00Rachel Riley, everybody.
24:02Congratulations, Rachel.
24:06Well done, Rachel.
24:10Who else wants to give our six of the best a caning?
24:14Find out after the break.
24:18APPLAUSE
24:30Thank you very much.
24:32And welcome back where we have another celebrity who wants to beat the Chasers.
24:36Please join me, presenter, footballer, and all-around nice guy, Dion Dublin, everybody.
24:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
24:47I wonder if he could recommend a good boy.
24:50APPLAUSE
24:54Really great to see you.
24:55D, you are a glutton for punishment, mate.
24:59You've done it again.
25:00You're here again.
25:01Fair time now.
25:01Who did you play, do you remember?
25:02I played...
25:03I think I played Sean.
25:05Right.
25:05And then we did one with David James.
25:07Oh, the Soccer-Aid one, was it?
25:09Yeah.
25:09Yeah, cool.
25:10Nice one.
25:10Who did you take on then?
25:12It was Dyla.
25:12Dyla.
25:13Okay.
25:13Did you win?
25:14Did you win?
25:15Didn't win.
25:17Did win.
25:17It was 150 grand.
25:19Was it?
25:19Yeah.
25:22I was hustled that day.
25:23They absolutely smashed me.
25:25I think they put 22 or 23 up in the final.
25:27Really?
25:28Yeah, they battered me.
25:28I've just found out something about you today.
25:31I've got to ask you about this.
25:32You are a Doctor of Law.
25:34Yes.
25:34Yes.
25:35What's all that about?
25:36I have no idea.
25:37I have no idea.
25:39I don't know.
25:40I don't know.
25:40I got it from Leicester about...
25:42What, like a shop or something?
25:44Yeah.
25:45It was just there.
25:46I just picked it up.
25:46I went out for some shoes and there it was.
25:48I'll have one of them.
25:49I don't know.
25:50What was that?
25:50University of Leicester?
25:51Yes.
25:52Now you do Homes Under The Hammer.
25:53Do you know what?
25:54Do you ever get into a property when you're doing that show
25:57and go, this is terrible.
26:00This is the worst thing I've ever seen.
26:01Walk out and say, I'm buying that.
26:03I'm buying that.
26:05What I have done many times is when you're chatting to people
26:08and you're saying, so what are you going to do?
26:09How long is it going to take?
26:09What's your budget?
26:10And somebody will say, well, I've got £5,000
26:12and I've got to do everything, everything.
26:13And I'm, yeah, great, great, great.
26:15And then when the camera's off, I'll say, listen,
26:16you'll never do it for £5,000.
26:19Windows are going to cost you £5,000.
26:21Yeah.
26:22So start from there.
26:23So you try and give people a bit of advice when you can.
26:25Brilliant.
26:26All right, look, tonight you're playing for charity.
26:28What charity are you playing for?
26:29Playing for the Diane Oxbury Trust,
26:31which is raising awareness for ovarian cancer.
26:34OK, cool.
26:34Now you're going to need some money for that.
26:36Absolutely.
26:38Just play the team.
26:39All right.
26:40You need some money to take on the gang.
26:42OK, are you ready?
26:43Yes, sir.
26:43Right, dear.
26:44Let's play.
26:45Here we go.
26:50Here's your first question.
26:52What name was given to the period in the late 1970s
26:56during which numerous strikes took place?
26:59Is it A, summer of rebellion, B, autumn of uprising,
27:05or C, winter of discontent?
27:12My instinct...
27:13Yeah.
27:14..is going for C.
27:16Your instinct is going for C, the winter of discontent?
27:19Let's see.
27:20Is that the right answer?
27:25A thousand pounds.
27:28I've misread that.
27:29I worked in a camping shop, and in the 1970s,
27:33we had 10% of tents and stuff,
27:35and it was the winter of discount tents.
27:37LAUGHTER
27:37That's right.
27:39I've misread that.
27:41I'm mis...
27:42Don't you woo me!
27:44I'll tell you what,
27:45I've taken a must-stick of that little lot.
27:48I'm doing all that to drag all my gags into the 1970s.
27:51LAUGHTER
27:53OK, right.
27:54Here's the next question.
27:56What time is mentioned in the lyrics of the ABBA song
27:59gimme, gimme, gimme?
28:01LAUGHTER
28:02Got it.
28:03OK.
28:04Is it A?
28:06Ten past nine.
28:08Is it B?
28:09Half past twelve.
28:11Or is it C?
28:12Quarter to five.
28:16LAUGHTER
28:18I will go...
28:20Even though I don't think they're the words that are said,
28:24I will go...
28:26B.
28:26Half past twelve?
28:27I just sung it in my head.
28:29That doesn't come into it at all.
28:31LAUGHTER
28:31Is that the right answer?
28:35APPLAUSE
28:38What were you singing?
28:40I was singing...
28:41Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, a man after midnight.
28:44Well, you and I were singing the same song.
28:45We should have been in ABBA.
28:47LAUGHTER
28:49We know the lyrics.
28:50They don't even know the lyrics.
28:51OK, Vixen.
28:52Yeah, you worked out from the chorus,
28:55Gimme, gimme, gimme, a man after midnight.
28:57But the verse goes,
28:58Half past twelve,
28:59and I'm watching the late show in my flat all alone.
29:02Aw, that's sad, isn't it?
29:03That's sad.
29:05APPLAUSE
29:09Here's the next question.
29:11Which of these is not a requirement for becoming Pope?
29:15Get ready, everybody.
29:17Which of these is not a requirement?
29:20I can think of a few.
29:23LAUGHTER
29:23Is it A, being a male?
29:26B, being baptised a Catholic?
29:30Or is it C, being a cardinal?
29:35Right, now then.
29:37I'm not sure, but my instinct again is...
29:40Is A.
29:41A, being a male?
29:42Yeah.
29:43So it could be a female Pope?
29:44I don't see...
29:45Let's do this.
29:46Why not?
29:47Is that the right answer?
29:50Wrong.
29:51The correct answer is...
29:54Yeah.
29:55You don't have to be a cardinal.
29:56That goes for Antonio Sokola.
29:58Do you know the big story about Antonio Sokola?
30:00Well, he was a cardinal, Cardinal Sokola,
30:02and he couldn't become Pope because they didn't want a Pope Sokola.
30:07LAUGHTER
30:11He, um...
30:14He, um...
30:15He, um...
30:16I'm backing the game!
30:18LAUGHTER
30:18I'm backing!
30:19All right, we have £2,000, though.
30:21You're taking on The Chasers.
30:23What will the offers be?
30:24Let's find out.
30:25It's time to face The Chasers.
30:28APPLAUSE
30:31Let's put some time on the clocks.
30:3360 seconds on each.
30:35There you go.
30:36The Chasers now are going to make you a time advantage
30:38and money offer.
30:40Based on those offers,
30:41you choose how many Chasers you wish to take on.
30:43Now, to play for the £2,000 that you've got in the cash-builder,
30:45you automatically take on two Chasers,
30:47and those two Chasers are...
30:49It is the governess in the cinema and governess.
30:52Well, Dion,
30:53it's not the first time you've looked at an old ruin
30:56and thought,
30:56I could make money out of this.
30:59LAUGHTER
31:03OK, thank you.
31:05Cinnamon.
31:06If you want to play just me and Anne,
31:08you're a coward.
31:09LAUGHTER
31:09If you want to do it,
31:11we want 30 seconds on our clock.
31:1330 seconds on the clock.
31:14OK, here's the third Chaser, please.
31:16It is Dark Destroyer.
31:18Hello, Dion.
31:18It's a rematch, mate.
31:19We want 33 seconds on our clock.
31:22Ooh.
31:23And for that, you'll be playing for £15,000.
31:29Fourth player.
31:30Who's that, please?
31:32OK, you're the victim. Go ahead.
31:33We want 36 seconds on our clock.
31:36You'll be playing for £30,000.
31:39All right. Now then.
31:56Two, three, four or five Chasers.
31:58Realistically here,
31:59you'll be playing for £50,000.
32:05OK, so there you go.
32:06All right.
32:07Now then.
32:07Two, three, four or five Chasers.
32:09Realistically, how many Chasers do you think you can beat?
32:13You're a horrible man, you are.
32:15You can do it.
32:16You know you can.
32:17I'll do it.
32:18I'll do it.
32:19I'll go for the £50,000.
32:27Real limit.
32:30£50,000.
32:31I wish you luck.
32:32Let's see if you can beat those Chasers.
32:35Dion Dublin, everybody.
32:36Good luck.
32:42Dion, this is how it works.
32:44Your clock will start counting down when I ask you the first question.
32:48Get it right, your clock will stop.
32:49At which point I switch to the Chasers, their clock starts.
32:52Ask them a question, they get it right, their clock stops.
32:54You run out of time before them, you go home with nothing,
32:57but they run out of time before you,
32:59and you go home for your charity with £50,000.
33:02Dion, your clock starts counting down now.
33:07Chandeliers are attached to what part of a room?
33:09Ceiling.
33:09Correct.
33:10Chasers.
33:11Most road warning signs are what shape?
33:14Anne.
33:14Triangular.
33:15Correct.
33:15Dion, what make-up product is nicknamed guy-liner when worn by men?
33:19Eyeliner.
33:20Correct.
33:20Chasers.
33:21Which royal house ruled the Austro-Hungarian Empire?
33:24Sean.
33:24Hatsburgs.
33:25Correct.
33:25Dion, which TV star opened the restored furniture shop Jay & Co?
33:29Jay Blades.
33:30Correct.
33:31Chasers.
33:31Ole is an exclamation in what language?
33:34Spanish.
33:34Correct.
33:35Dion, Fernando Alonso raced for which F1 team in 2023?
33:39Redwell.
33:40Aston Martin.
33:41In the nursery rhyme, which animal did a courting go?
33:44Uh, sheep.
33:46Frog.
33:47A.I.C.S. is a computer-powered tribute to what group?
33:51Pass.
33:52Oasis.
33:53Port-au-Prince is the capital of what country?
33:55France.
33:56Haiti.
33:57Jolly Green is a nickname of which Marvel Avenger?
34:01The Hulk.
34:01Correct.
34:02Chasers.
34:02What part of the basil plant is used for cooking?
34:04Jenny.
34:05Leaf.
34:05Correct.
34:06Dion, the Four Seasons was written by which composer?
34:09Beethoven.
34:10Vivaldi.
34:11What American horse race is dubbed the Run for the Roses?
34:14National.
34:15Kentucky Derby.
34:15What gas is provided when aircraft lose cabin pressure?
34:20Covenant.
34:21Oxygen.
34:22Which of the Bronte sisters wrote the most novels?
34:24Us.
34:25Charlotte.
34:28No chance.
34:29It's all empty.
34:33OK.
34:34Now then.
34:34Cinnamon.
34:35Yeah, brave effort.
34:36And I always say at this point, I can't play football, so, you know, it's very much one all.
34:42I think the one you should have got was probably the oxygen coming down from the aeroplane.
34:46But brave effort.
34:47Listen, it's a celebrity show and a charity show, Dion.
34:50So we can't let you go away empty-handed.
34:52It's £1,000 for your charity.
34:54Name the charity again, please.
34:55Ryan Oxbury Trust.
34:56Right.
34:56Thank you very much indeed.
34:58You have been fed by the chases.
35:00Dion's up with, everyone.
35:01Thank you so much.
35:02Cheers.
35:03Cheers.
35:05My next step.
35:13Can anyone else take on the deadly half dozen?
35:16Find out after the break.
35:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
35:31Thank you very much.
35:33And welcome back.
35:34Who's next to chance it with the chases?
35:36Please join me.
35:38Choir master Gareth Malone, everyone.
35:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
35:47Good to see you, mate.
35:48Thank you for having me.
35:49Oh, no, you're welcome.
35:51Welcome, welcome, welcome to this show.
35:53You've done our other gig.
35:55How did you get on?
35:56I did all right.
35:56I think we took about 70.
35:58Yeah.
35:5970, 70 home, yeah.
35:59Yeah, really, really good.
36:01This is a different ball game at all.
36:02Yeah, I feel it.
36:02People think it's a similar show.
36:03It is not a similar show.
36:05This is really, really tricky.
36:07Got to get to the main question, mate.
36:08Being asked to do the coronation, that is.
36:11That was cool, yeah.
36:12The coronation concert was a really special event.
36:15OK, you get the phone call, what happens?
36:17How are you...
36:18Well, you panic, you panic.
36:18I mean, you've done some stuff.
36:19Yeah, you do.
36:20But then the pressure's on, what am I going to do now?
36:23How am I going to make it different?
36:24And it had to represent the whole country,
36:27so I was here, there and everywhere.
36:29But just to stand on that stage, we had NHS nurses...
36:32Yeah, great.
36:33..and we had taxi drivers.
36:34We were just sort of everyone represented,
36:36and it's just amazing.
36:37And I could see, from where I was sitting,
36:39because I'm facing the other way,
36:40I could see the whole of Wintercastle lit up.
36:42Yeah, I've got to say, I thought the concert was brilliant.
36:44It was so well put together.
36:46And...
36:46The after-party was good.
36:47And was it?
36:49Was it seriously an after-party?
36:50Yeah, yeah.
36:50Was it?
36:51Yes.
36:51I can't talk about it, obviously.
36:53Did the...
36:54I don't like to find out.
36:55Did the king and queen attend?
36:57I think, to be honest, the king and queen
36:58had had a long weekend by that point,
37:00but all of the other royals were there,
37:01and it was just amazing.
37:02Yeah.
37:03Just hanging out with Katy Perry.
37:05Yeah, that was really fun.
37:06But it was really cool.
37:07Yeah, the event itself was brilliant.
37:08And how long rehearsals, seriously?
37:11About 45 minutes.
37:13But rehearsals were going on all over the country,
37:15so I was just sort of...
37:17But together, we had such a limited amount of time,
37:19because it's probably like the world's most expensive choir,
37:22because you had to get people from the Hebrides
37:23and, you know, getting them all over to being what...
37:26So it was...
37:26I think that was why it was so special,
37:28because it was just a unique moment in history and time,
37:30where you got those people together on that stage for that event.
37:33Oh, yeah, great.
37:34Honestly, no, yeah.
37:35I've loved it.
37:36I feel it was tremendous.
37:37Honestly, I feel it was tremendous.
37:38Really good.
37:39OK, right.
37:40Playing on behalf of the charity night,
37:41who are you playing for?
37:42Because my good friend is going to Cancer Research UK.
37:46OK.
37:47Thank you very much indeed.
37:48Here we go, Gareth.
37:49You are going to need some money to take on the game.
37:52It's five multiple-choice questions.
37:55Get all five right, you go for a super offer.
37:57Please get the first one right.
37:58If you get it wrong, you are out.
38:00Let's play.
38:04Good luck.
38:04Here comes your first question.
38:08The phrase, to go belly up, means to do what?
38:13Is it A, go to a restaurant?
38:15Is it B, go bankrupt?
38:19Or is it C, go on holiday?
38:25I feel confident about it.
38:27Yes.
38:27I'm going for B, go bankrupt.
38:29Bankrupt, yeah.
38:29Right-o.
38:30Is that the right answer?
38:31I would say so.
38:32Yeah.
38:33Audience are happy here, £1,000.
38:35We're definitely playing.
38:36That's good.
38:36I'll stay.
38:37I'll stay.
38:38That's good.
38:39Here's your next question.
38:41Which of these is a Laos Janicek opera?
38:44First performed in 1924.
38:47Is it A?
38:48Cunning little.
38:49The cunning little beast.
38:51I know.
38:52Oh, you know it?
38:52Yeah.
38:53Is it B, the cunning little vixen?
38:55Or is it C, the cunning little governess?
39:02OK, what do you think?
39:04It's definitely B.
39:05Definitely B.
39:06Is that the right answer, the cunning little vixen?
39:09It is £2,000.
39:10Well done.
39:14Menace.
39:15The cunning little governess, of course, was Anne's West End burlesque show.
39:18LAUGHTER
39:21Here's your next question.
39:23On marriage, poet Ogden Nash wrote,
39:27Whenever you're wrong, admit it.
39:29Whenever you're right, what?
39:31A.
39:33Gloat.
39:33B.
39:35You're not.
39:36C.
39:37Shut up.
39:41What do you think?
39:43I'm going to say C, shut up.
39:45Yeah.
39:45C, shut up.
39:46Here we go.
39:47Is that the right answer?
39:49It's right.
39:50Well played.
39:50Three grand.
39:51We're doing all right.
39:53Here's your next question.
39:54Let's see if we can get four on the bounce.
39:56OK.
39:57A third of the world's 30 tallest waterfalls are in what country?
40:02Is it A, Nicaragua, or C, Norway?
40:09I don't know it, but my gut's telling me Nicaraguan.
40:13The one that I can't pronounce.
40:15Nicaragua.
40:16Correct answer is...
40:17I'll go Nicaragua.
40:18Correct answer is...
40:20OK.
40:20Norway.
40:21Norway totally dominates the list.
40:22I think they've got three in the top ten.
40:24Thank you very much.
40:25But look, we've got £3,000.
40:26The offers will be very, very good.
40:28Gareth, it's now time to face the chasers.
40:33Here we go.
40:35I wish you luck.
40:36Quickfire head-to-head against the gang.
40:38You get 60 seconds on your clock.
40:40They get 60 seconds on their clock.
40:42Now, the chasers will offer you a time advantage and money.
40:45And based on those offers, you decide how many chasers
40:49you wish to take on.
40:50To play for the three grand, you've got the cash builder,
40:52you take on two chasers automatically,
40:53and those two chasers are...
40:56The Cineman and the Vixen.
40:58The Vixen.
40:59I think this little choir up here might represent
41:01one of your biggest challenges.
41:02I mean, getting us to sing in tune would be a real test
41:07of your skill, but not quite as much as facing us
41:10when we are quizzing in perfect harmony.
41:12I think that's fair.
41:13Ooh, very good.
41:15Cineman.
41:15Hello there, Gareth.
41:16Gareth, if you want to just take me and Jenny on,
41:18we want 35 seconds on our clock.
41:20Thank you very much.
41:21OK, who's the third chaser, please?
41:24Beastie boy, come on.
41:25We want 37 seconds on our clock,
41:28and you'll be playing for £15,000.
41:31Thank you very much indeed.
41:33Who is the fourth chaser, please?
41:36The fourth chaser is the governess.
41:38We have a secret weapon.
41:40If it looks like you're going to win,
41:42we're going to get Sean to sing.
41:44LAUGHTER
41:44But in the meantime, we want 40 seconds on our clock,
41:48and you'll be playing for £30,000.
41:51Thank you so much.
41:53Here we go.
41:55Chris Chaser, who's that, please?
41:58It's the darkest joy here.
42:00Time for your audition now. Gareth's here.
42:02The last time I auditioned against him,
42:04he thrashed very, very good players.
42:05Don't fancy singing a song right now?
42:06No.
42:07Here you go, go ahead.
42:08We want 45 seconds on our clock.
42:10Right.
42:11And you'll be playing for £75,000.
42:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
42:1515-second time advantage.
42:17You can afford to get four questions longer.
42:19OK.
42:20All right, let's have a look.
42:21Tell me what you're thinking.
42:22Is it the time?
42:23Is it the money?
42:24Is it the chasers?
42:25I think the time...
42:26I think about 40 seconds short, that 15 seconds.
42:29I think I can beat four.
42:31Four chasers.
42:32Thank you very much indeed.
42:33APPLAUSE
42:33All right, here we go.
42:35You have a 20-second time advantage.
42:37You are taking on the Darwinists, the Beast,
42:39the Cinnaman and the Vixen for £30,000.
42:42Gareth Malone, it's time to see if you can beat the chasers.
42:50All right, Gareth, you know how it works.
42:54I wish you luck.
42:55Here we go. Are you ready?
42:56I'm ready.
42:56Gareth, your clock starts counting down now.
43:00What colour are the line markings on a football pitch?
43:03White.
43:03Correct.
43:04Chasers.
43:04Naan bread is cooked in what Indian oven?
43:07Tandoor.
43:07Correct.
43:08Gareth, PTA meetings are usually held in what building?
43:11Primary schools.
43:12Correct.
43:12Chasers.
43:13Which Scott had his fourth UK number one single in 2023?
43:17Lewis Capaldi.
43:18Correct.
43:18Gareth, a griffin features on the logo of what British car company?
43:23Vauxhall.
43:23Correct.
43:24Chasers.
43:24What did Prince William name his first son?
43:27Anne.
43:28George.
43:28Correct.
43:29Gareth, Tobey Maguire starred in a film about what famous racehorse?
43:33Seabream.
43:35Seabiscuit.
43:35Who wrote the spy novel, The Tale of Panama?
43:38Pass.
43:39John Le Carré.
43:40How many ventricles are there in the human heart?
43:42Two.
43:43Correct.
43:43Chasers.
43:44Minerva was the Roman equivalent of which Greek god?
43:46Athena.
43:47Correct.
43:48Gareth, what tall hat is worn by a bishop?
43:51Mitre.
43:52Correct.
43:52Chasers.
43:53To ignore someone is to give them the cold what?
43:55Shoulder.
43:55Correct.
43:56Gareth, plants make sugars mainly using what gas?
44:00Common dioxide.
44:01Correct.
44:01Chasers.
44:02What is the largest planet in the solar system?
44:03Jupiter.
44:04Correct.
44:05Gareth, La Voz is the Spanish version of what TV talent show?
44:09The Voice.
44:09Correct.
44:10Chasers.
44:11In the play Hamlet, who is Ophelia's brother?
44:13Laerties.
44:14Correct.
44:15Gareth, Spanish town was the former capital of what Caribbean island?
44:19Jamaica.
44:20Correct.
44:21Chasers.
44:21Dairy Lee is a brand of what process?
44:23Cheese.
44:24Correct.
44:24Gareth, who plays Bucky Barnes in the Avengers films?
44:28Pass.
44:29Sebastian Stan.
44:30Versace's first boutique opened in what Italian city?
44:33Milan.
44:33Correct.
44:34Chasers.
44:34Vatters.
44:35Are fans of what British boy band?
44:37Take that.
44:38Correct.
44:38Gareth.
44:392022, Mark Harper became second.
44:41Oh!
44:45Oh, no!
44:49Oh, no.
44:50That was unbelievable.
44:51Unbelievable.
44:53Ah!
44:56Bad luck with that.
44:57Just a couple of tricky questions there.
44:59Dixon.
44:59That was a very good performance, and a flip of a coin another day of the week, you would've
45:04smashed that and taken home the money.
45:06Absolutely.
45:06I'll play that.
45:07Thank you very much.
45:08Really good play.
45:09Damn!
45:09But nine out of nine to win by a second, and Paul got five out of five.
45:15Very good.
45:16The Chasers on good form.
45:17Well, look, that's the way it is.
45:20Apologies all round, but Gareth, this is a celebrity charity version of Beat the Chasers.
45:24So, £1,000 for your charity, which is?
45:27Cancer Research UK.
45:28Thank you very much.
45:29APPLAUSE
45:40They try and take him down, but I tell you, they all stand tall once they're together.
45:45Well, that's about it for tonight, but join us next time to see if anyone has got what
45:50it takes to beat the Chasers from everybody here, myself and of course, the gang.
45:55Take care.
45:56We'll see you soon.
45:56Goodbye.
45:57APPLAUSE
46:02Don't get caught out by any spoilers.
46:04Watch our brand new crime thriller, After the Flood.
46:06Stream all episodes now on ITVX.
46:09Join us for more fun this weekend as the stage gets filled with fantastic costumes and talents
46:13in all-new The Masked Singer, tomorrow here at 7.
46:16Next here, the news at 10.
46:25Potato.
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