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00:00:28You
00:00:34You
00:01:04You
00:01:36You
00:02:07You
00:02:41Am I a good person
00:02:43Doing the self-reflective thing today
00:02:45Yeah, I guess so
00:02:48Let me see
00:02:49Um, well
00:02:51You have two incredible kids
00:02:53You got a gorgeous wife
00:02:55You got a beautiful home
00:02:56Questionably decorated, but it's fully paid off
00:02:59Got a great job
00:03:00Still got that handsome smile from high school
00:03:02So are you still a good person?
00:03:05Who cares, bro?
00:03:06Honestly, I mean, stop going out of your way
00:03:09To make yourself miserable
00:03:10You tell Kristen your decor thoughts?
00:03:13Come on, man, fuck no
00:03:15I'm not trying to get my ass killed
00:03:18Your life
00:03:19Is damn near perfect
00:03:22I promise you that
00:03:23There are people way worse off than you are
00:03:29Is that too insightful for you?
00:03:31No, sorry
00:03:32It's the neighbor's damn drone in my yard again
00:03:35Again?
00:03:37Dude, when are you going to grow a sack?
00:03:38Put that little shit in this place
00:03:40I don't want to make a big deal out of it
00:03:42I don't want to be looting in with you
00:03:43Stop being such a fucking badass
00:03:44You want me to come over there right now, bro?
00:03:46And smack that little acne popper?
00:03:48Come on, let me finish up here
00:03:49I'll come over there
00:03:52The hell was that?
00:03:54I'll call you back
00:03:55You know what I said?
00:04:03Sorry I'm late
00:04:05Happy birthday
00:04:10Thanks
00:04:13I didn't know you were still coming
00:04:15Yeah, that's sort of the whole surprise aspect of this
00:04:18But if you don't want to hang out with me, then
00:04:20No, no, no, stop
00:04:21I always want to
00:04:23It's just
00:04:24It's getting kind of late
00:04:26And I have dinner plans with Kristen later
00:04:28We got to leave by 6.30
00:04:34It's gotten it really close
00:04:36Come on
00:04:38I just want to celebrate with you
00:04:41Even if it's short
00:04:43Besides
00:04:44I brought you something
00:04:46If you want it
00:04:55One hour
00:04:57I'm serious
00:05:00Wait, where are you going?
00:05:34Tom
00:05:35Fuck
00:05:35Fuck
00:05:36Oh, sorry
00:05:37What the fuck?
00:05:38I'm sorry
00:05:38What?
00:05:40I didn't know you were staying in there
00:05:42Oh
00:05:43Okay
00:05:44I'm sorry if I scared you
00:05:45What is wrong?
00:05:47It's nothing
00:05:47Okay
00:05:48I'm fine
00:05:48Fine?
00:05:50Okay, we have dinner
00:05:51I don't want to lose the table, so
00:05:53Okay, I'll hurry
00:05:54Hurry?
00:05:55Yep
00:05:57Fuck
00:05:57Just hurry it up
00:05:58Sounds good
00:05:59Okay
00:06:00Shit
00:06:00I love you
00:06:01Yep, I love you too
00:06:09Okay
00:06:10Okay
00:06:12All you got to do is make it through dinner
00:06:14All right
00:06:16That's all you got to do
00:06:18You just have to make it through this dinner
00:06:21You sick piece of shit
00:06:42Oh my god
00:06:44Oh my god
00:07:02Everything okay?
00:07:04Yes
00:07:05Everything is good
00:07:06I'm just finishing up some work stuff
00:07:09I'm all yours for the rest of the night
00:07:10I'm just texting this guy here
00:07:12The okay
00:07:12That's finished
00:07:14This maitre d' is a fucking pain in the ass
00:07:17He's
00:07:17Like
00:07:18Just move the table time
00:07:19Please
00:07:25You son of a bitch
00:07:27I can't believe you just did that
00:07:28It's not funny
00:07:31This dress is expensive
00:07:34I'll buy you a new one
00:07:35Oh
00:07:36You would have taken it off
00:07:39Ain't nothing stopping you
00:07:44Fine
00:07:45Sit down
00:07:47Sit down
00:07:50Sit down
00:08:30I think I like it better this way
00:08:33Good
00:08:34Good
00:08:36Now
00:08:42What are you going to do
00:08:44For me?
00:09:05You're going to take it
00:09:06I feel like I finish school
00:09:14You're going to drink
00:09:14Can't you be
00:09:15All rightUE
00:09:26I
00:09:26rout You
00:09:26think I was Good
00:09:27I
00:09:27want you to Can't
00:09:31chaud You
00:09:31You can't
00:09:31I wanna
00:09:32honey
00:09:34Tom
00:09:37hey
00:09:38hi
00:09:39you okay
00:09:41I don't know
00:09:44I
00:09:46you don't know okay well I'm
00:09:48you heard that right
00:09:53I didn't hear anything
00:10:00something's
00:10:01outside
00:10:03I didn't hear anything
00:10:04because you keep talking I am not talking
00:10:07you're shushing me I'm trying to get us out the door
00:10:09shh stop shushing me
00:10:10we're gonna be late anyway let's just go
00:10:12it's probably
00:10:15maybe one of the workers
00:10:16or a squirrel
00:10:18everything's good just relax it's your birthday
00:10:20we're gonna have lots of fun
00:10:23okay I'm gonna call Sven again
00:10:24let's go come on honey Tom
00:10:26for fuck's sake Tom
00:10:29Jesus Christ
00:10:38okay whatever happens next just know I did this because I love you
00:10:41what are you doing Tom what are you doing
00:10:45somebody's out there
00:10:46stop it Tom stop
00:10:47stop
00:10:47I got this
00:10:48stop
00:10:49you're acting insane
00:10:50stop I'm telling you right now
00:10:52you're being ridiculous put it down that's not gonna do anything
00:10:56put it down
00:10:59thank you
00:11:06who are you just talking to
00:11:08what
00:11:09when I came downstairs you were whispering to someone who was it
00:11:15no one
00:11:18okay so who were you on the phone with
00:11:22I told you
00:11:23work
00:11:24okay
00:11:25let me see your phone
00:11:27no
00:11:28why
00:11:29let me see yours
00:11:44I'm gonna go get the gun
00:11:46okay
00:11:46you're not going to get the gun
00:11:49it's probably a neighbor
00:11:50why don't you go check
00:11:51or I will
00:11:54go
00:11:55okay just stay
00:11:57here
00:11:58okay
00:12:15I genuinely don't know what to say
00:12:19fucking party bro
00:12:21yeah
00:12:22okay
00:12:23I'm gonna need a second to process this
00:12:25um
00:12:26thank you all for coming
00:12:27this is gonna be super fun
00:12:29um
00:12:29eat and drink
00:12:31and have fun
00:12:32get drunk
00:12:32and make yourselves at home
00:12:33fucking turn that shit up
00:12:35slip by
00:12:36slip by
00:12:36let's go
00:12:39surprise
00:12:42so
00:12:43the dinner
00:12:44that was just a diversion
00:12:49who hired this DJ
00:12:51they suck
00:12:52hey
00:12:54happy birthday daddy
00:12:56hi
00:12:56I missed you
00:12:58I know I missed you too
00:13:01oh god
00:13:03are you about to cry
00:13:05it's like not that serious
00:13:07no I just haven't seen you in forever
00:13:09and I wasn't expecting any of this
00:13:11I know I thought mom was gonna have an aneurysm
00:13:13when you showed up early
00:13:14and almost blew the whole thing up
00:13:16hmm
00:13:16really
00:13:17yeah
00:13:18do me a favor and go
00:13:19get your brother
00:13:20and grab the cake from the car
00:13:22is that a two person job
00:13:24yeah
00:13:25kind of
00:13:25actually it is
00:13:30okay
00:13:35happy birthday
00:13:44oh there he is
00:13:45oh
00:13:46you couldn't put in a few more steps
00:13:48before I
00:13:48I'll be with you in a minute
00:13:50it's good to see you William
00:13:51is it
00:13:55man my daughter pampers you
00:13:56look at this
00:13:58very very impressive
00:13:59I mean she's put her heart at your feet
00:14:02so
00:14:04let's try not to step on it today
00:14:06huh
00:14:19go easy go easy
00:14:30I want to fucking stop
00:14:49I'm sorry I ate it
00:14:51yeah I shouldn't have spoken to you that way
00:14:53I just
00:14:55well I thought we agreed
00:14:58had no marks
00:15:03I'm sorry
00:15:07I have to pee
00:15:15don't you fucking move
00:15:25happy birthday bitch
00:15:28bring it in dude
00:15:29come in
00:15:29come here
00:15:30come on
00:15:31thanks for coming Mike
00:15:32oh dude
00:15:33thank you
00:15:33you gave me a great reason
00:15:35to get the fuck out of that house
00:15:36newborns are no fucking joke man
00:15:38I even got here early
00:15:39just to get the fuck out of there man
00:15:41it's just
00:15:42you got here early
00:15:42yeah I got here early
00:15:46how
00:15:46how
00:15:46how long ago
00:15:47doesn't matter
00:15:49all I know
00:15:49is I'm getting
00:15:50fucking lit tonight
00:15:51no no no no
00:15:53I
00:15:53what
00:15:54I need to know
00:15:55exactly what you saw
00:15:56whoa
00:15:57dude dude dude
00:15:57chill chill chill
00:15:58what the fuck are you on
00:16:01and
00:16:02you got any more for me
00:16:04oh just
00:16:05sorry
00:16:05sorry man
00:16:06I'm not
00:16:07I'm not on anything
00:16:07oh dude
00:16:08that's kind of fucking my aim
00:16:10you at least want a beer
00:16:11no no
00:16:12I
00:16:12oh fuck you
00:16:13you're drinking a beer on your birthday
00:16:15would you come on
00:16:15no Mike
00:16:16no I'm not letting you talk me out of this shit
00:16:18just get your ass down here
00:16:19have a fucking beer
00:16:21simple
00:16:21it's right
00:16:32hi
00:16:33hi
00:16:34are you having fun
00:16:35um
00:16:36yeah
00:16:36how much longer do we have to do this
00:16:39huh
00:16:41do what
00:16:42the party
00:16:45the party
00:16:46your birthday party
00:16:47it just started
00:16:48and
00:16:48I don't know
00:16:49are you not having fun
00:16:51honey
00:16:53it took me a month to plan this whole thing
00:16:55all these people here are here for you
00:16:57why are you asking me this
00:16:58all right
00:16:59look
00:16:59I was
00:17:00I'm sorry
00:17:01I was just trying to get some sort of a time frame
00:17:07what
00:17:08like one hour
00:17:09two
00:17:10one hour
00:17:11two
00:17:13three
00:17:15four
00:17:15maybe all night
00:17:17probably all night
00:17:18okay
00:17:19can you handle that
00:17:20can you at least try to have fun
00:17:22these people are here for you
00:17:24to celebrate you
00:17:25your birthday
00:17:26I'm trying
00:17:27I know
00:17:27it's difficult
00:17:28I know
00:17:29okay
00:17:30okay
00:17:30I'm sorry
00:17:31I'm sorry
00:17:32hey how's it going in here
00:17:34seems like it's not going well at all
00:17:35anything I can do
00:17:39we're fine
00:17:41I was asking my daughter
00:17:43if I ever want your thoughts
00:17:45you should take me to the ER
00:17:46because I'm feeling a little strokey
00:17:48unless there's something you want to share
00:17:50something important
00:17:50dad
00:17:51everything's fine
00:17:52stop
00:17:53it's okay
00:17:54it's his birthday
00:17:55just try to be kind
00:17:56which is super cute when you're seven
00:17:58but
00:17:58but yeah
00:17:59let's celebrate
00:18:14why are we all
00:18:15staring at each other
00:18:21no reason
00:18:22not
00:18:25here's your ridiculously overpriced cake
00:18:27got it all by myself too
00:18:29thank you sweetheart
00:18:30thank you so much
00:18:31everyone get out
00:18:32just go
00:18:32leave
00:18:32we're literally already going
00:18:34watch your mouth
00:18:35get out
00:18:36hey we're right here for you sir
00:18:47you okay
00:18:50yeah I'm fine
00:18:51just
00:18:53are you going to fix things with mom
00:19:00dad
00:19:00no no I'm going to take care of everything
00:19:02alright just don't
00:19:03don't worry about it
00:19:23ew dad what the hell
00:19:25sorry I thought
00:19:28wait who is this
00:19:31this is Pietro
00:19:33he's an ocean photographer
00:19:35he's the head of that non-profit
00:19:37we're starting
00:19:40mahalo
00:19:41and happy birthday
00:19:42yeah
00:19:44okay
00:19:44look
00:19:45can we just please keep everything
00:19:46within eyesight
00:19:47please
00:19:48yeah
00:19:49let's go
00:19:49well don't
00:19:50touch that
00:19:51what
00:19:51what did I do
00:19:52nothing
00:19:52I want to keep all of the party people
00:19:55in the same place
00:19:56so
00:19:56yeah you said that
00:19:58we're just getting towels
00:19:59to go step in the pool
00:19:59right
00:20:00but not
00:20:00but not from here
00:20:04okay
00:20:05truthfully
00:20:07I found mold
00:20:08ew
00:20:09yeah
00:20:10ew
00:20:11and it's disgusting
00:20:12I know
00:20:13and I'm going to deal with it later
00:20:14but just please
00:20:15don't tell your mom right now
00:20:16I don't need her stressing out
00:20:17about this too
00:20:18if it's black mold
00:20:19you should get on that
00:20:20thank you
00:20:21Pietro
00:20:22I definitely will
00:20:23thank you
00:20:32do you want me to get that
00:20:37oh my phone
00:20:38son of a bitch
00:20:40I finally found
00:20:41I've been looking everywhere for this
00:20:42I'm sorry
00:20:43it's been making me crazy
00:20:44you guys go back to the party
00:20:45I got this
00:20:46alright
00:20:47there you go man
00:20:48back at you
00:20:48Rose
00:20:49don't forget to wash your hands
00:20:50just in case of the black mold
00:20:54I'm sorry
00:21:01I'll put it on that
00:21:01I met
00:21:01I'll put it and wear this
00:21:07I'll wash your hands
00:21:07how am I
00:21:07do it
00:21:17how am I
00:21:22you know what i thought hey hey what's up dude you want good this is great
00:21:28turn out man that's snatching you all right this is a blast everyone showed up yeah abe
00:21:35made it good old abe yeah birthday boy where's sally ann no idea she's a real pill hi guys
00:21:53i got highlights this week y'all notice hold on let me stand in the sun
00:22:00i went to my mom's uh my mom's guy yeah life for the party
00:22:07doing good roger got stuck up there he looks like a man because he's round
00:22:13you're right she can never hold that bro this is why i won't talk about it
00:22:20oh my god like really like stuck oh my god i would love to
00:22:24hey thomas where you going bro
00:22:27i'm gonna ask you do you um stuff uh talking about before
00:22:31the drugs
00:22:34the drugs no no what yeah i got the drug no no i was talking about i was like no
00:22:39no
00:22:39wait wait they want to party he's he's he's joking he's kidding it's not you guys are having
00:22:44fun boom i found you i love this little cat and mouse game we have going on
00:22:53you've been working out no not really oh i think you have oh i can tell you and your son
00:22:58are
00:22:58related so tell me how's your birthday birthday's been going great just making the rounds oh i do
00:23:09have to go wait a minute you're a little tense do you need a little massage you sure listen i'm
00:23:15really good at massage deeper the better you sure no he looks pretty sore and i gotta go say hi
00:23:20okay well come back i have a richard avidon story for you hi how are you
00:23:27susan like completely messed up my hair and uh asked if i was legal susan is a psychopath
00:23:35and avoid her at all costs
00:23:42how are you are you not having fun
00:23:49pumice all i know is i'm fucking lit tonight hey there hot piece of pumice like vin diesel with hair
00:24:02you got here early one hour two maybe all night chill chill chill what the fucking you want
00:24:12well do you like chunk cats
00:24:21it's not you can actually see they're nuts
00:24:23turn that frown upside down
00:24:30you look lost
00:25:00Okay, okay, just breathe.
00:25:03Everything's gonna be okay.
00:25:04It's all gonna be okay.
00:25:06You just gotta keep it together.
00:25:08All right?
00:25:10Come on, man.
00:26:00Come on, man.
00:26:16Come on, man.
00:26:20Come on, man.
00:26:51Come on, man.
00:27:22Come on, man.
00:27:52Come on, man.
00:28:22Come on, man.
00:28:25Come on, man.
00:28:55Come on, man.
00:28:57Come on, man.
00:29:01Everything come out all right?
00:29:02Sorry.
00:29:03I didn't know anyone was waiting.
00:29:04Were you talking to yourself or your mistress?
00:29:07What?
00:29:08I see you.
00:29:08I see you.
00:29:09I see you.
00:29:10I see you.
00:29:11I'm waiting for you.
00:29:11I'm waiting for you to slip.
00:29:12I'm waiting for you to slip.
00:29:41Honey, no, man, no, no.
00:29:55I'm waiting for you to slip.
00:30:04I see you.
00:30:06I see you.
00:30:07I see you.
00:30:09I see you.
00:30:10I see you.
00:30:11Do you want to stay there.
00:30:13I don't know.
00:30:15I do.
00:30:28I'm sorry.
00:30:33Are you proactive?
00:30:36william if you could show me some actual decency for five seconds i mean shit man it's my fucking
00:30:42birthday so i should just sit idly by while you scream at my daughter and everyone else in the
00:30:48house buckle up buttercup i'm just getting started well i'm sorry william but i'm gonna be saying
00:30:55whatever i want because this is my house that's funny because i don't remember the deposit coming
00:31:01out of your account maybe i'm wrong on that if you want to yell and scream like a girl scout
00:31:06who
00:31:07lost her cookies go nuts but please at some point just stop and admit to my daughter what you're
00:31:14really upset about and remember you suck at hiding things ready go
00:31:29dad yeah go outside oh come on this is the fun part no no this isn't fun great party honey
00:31:38everyone's having fun honey i'm so sorry i'm gonna go check on your sister this is ridiculous it's
00:31:52okay i guess i'll just get the cake later
00:32:10so are you and mom like getting a divorce what no
00:32:17it kind of seems that we're not
00:32:21but like how do you know because i just do look could we please shelve this conversation for
00:32:28another time yeah yeah
00:32:34dad um everything's gonna be okay your mother and i love each other very much i'm gonna fix this
00:32:40i but hey i promise okay
00:32:51okay
00:33:09does this mean we're done fighting
00:33:12maybe maybe i want to hear you say it say what
00:33:22that you love me
00:33:45i love you i am in love with you
00:33:50but i have a family
00:34:00could you please come back over here
00:34:07no
00:34:11you come here
00:34:19you
00:34:21you
00:34:22you
00:34:23you
00:34:23you
00:34:34you
00:34:35you
00:34:35you
00:34:46I just want to feel safe with you.
00:34:50You are safe with me.
00:34:53You have no idea what I'm risking being with you.
00:34:56If Kevin found out, he would...
00:35:03Hannah, look at me.
00:35:09Please.
00:35:18It would be bad for me.
00:35:22Has he ever hurt you?
00:35:26If I say yes, would you leave her?
00:35:42Why are you creeping on me every five minutes?
00:35:45No, Rosebud, I wasn't trying to...
00:35:46Don't call me that.
00:35:47I'm not a kid anymore.
00:35:49I am an adult with valid feelings.
00:35:51No, I could see that.
00:35:52If we could just calm down.
00:35:53Stop trying to silence me!
00:35:55Honey, you just need to be a little bit quiet.
00:35:58Mom, I am not doing this anymore.
00:36:00Doing what?
00:36:01What are we doing?
00:36:02I cannot go back down there in good conscience, celebrating and drinking and eating, pretending
00:36:08that everything is okay while there are people out there suffering, dying.
00:36:14It's fine.
00:36:15Just say what you need to say and be done with this.
00:36:21Dad, I'm dropping out of school.
00:36:25Every year, there are nearly 5,000 deaths related to malnourishment in Madagascar, most of which
00:36:32are children.
00:36:33Okay.
00:36:35I know how important college is to you, and all the work you and Mom did getting me there,
00:36:41but sitting in a classroom isn't helping anything.
00:36:44I need to be the change I want to see in the world.
00:36:56What?
00:36:58Why is that funny?
00:36:59No, it's not.
00:37:00It's not.
00:37:01Are you mocking me?
00:37:02No, no, of course not.
00:37:03It's just, that's what all the secrecy's been about?
00:37:08You were afraid to tell me that?
00:37:10Yeah.
00:37:11No.
00:37:13It's your birthday, and she just kind of wanted you to have a good day.
00:37:17Don't laugh.
00:37:18That's rude.
00:37:19Look, I just want you to be happy.
00:37:23That's all I want for everyone in this family, is for all of us to be happy.
00:37:29Sorry I lied to you.
00:37:30It's okay.
00:37:31Hey, just no more secrets, please.
00:37:34Except maybe from your grandfather I'm a little tapped out on his lectures.
00:37:38I mean, it's fine.
00:37:39I told him on the way over.
00:37:42Um, sorry.
00:37:44I didn't mean to tell him first.
00:37:45It just kind of slipped out.
00:37:47Grandpa rode here with you?
00:37:49Yeah.
00:37:52Which means you didn't pick him up today, right?
00:37:56No.
00:37:57No, I didn't.
00:37:58No, I was getting ready for your party.
00:38:01But we're going to go ahead and go downstairs because we have a house filled with people for your birthday,
00:38:07okay?
00:38:07Thank you for expressing all of this.
00:38:09Let's go.
00:38:10Okay?
00:38:11Good job.
00:38:12I told you he wouldn't be mad.
00:38:14Okay, hey, Rosie, do me a favor.
00:38:16Sweetie, can you go down and make sure that the guests are, like, they're happy and having fun?
00:38:20Come on.
00:38:20And we'll be right behind you.
00:38:22Uh, yeah.
00:38:24Okay.
00:38:25Thanks.
00:38:25We'll be right behind you.
00:38:28I love you.
00:38:29We love you.
00:38:38We need to talk.
00:38:43I don't know how much more of this I can take.
00:38:45What are you talking about?
00:38:47I'm talking about the fact that I know you're hiding something, and I want you to tell me what it
00:38:52is before I assume the worst.
00:38:57Kristen, just tell me the truth.
00:39:02You don't get to demand things from me.
00:39:06You don't get to tell me how this part goes, Tom.
00:39:12I've always had your back.
00:39:14Always had your back, even when it's killed me.
00:39:17I'm asking you right now.
00:39:20I'm telling you.
00:39:21You need to have mine.
00:39:30Silence.
00:39:33papers piss
00:39:35You don't get to tell me why I'm saying this.
00:39:58What are you doing?
00:40:01Comforting you.
00:40:01I don't need to be comforted.
00:40:03Okay.
00:40:04I'm fine.
00:40:14So, what do you want to do?
00:40:18I don't know.
00:40:19You know, maybe we should go downstairs and pretend that we're a happy couple, act normal,
00:40:30stop embarrassing ourselves and our kids, and get through the night together, you know?
00:40:38Do you think you can do that for me?
00:40:45Yeah.
00:40:46Yeah, of course I can.
00:40:49Thanks.
00:41:00What if I say yes?
00:41:03Would you leave her?
00:41:15Kill that kid!
00:41:16Thomas!
00:41:18Thomas!
00:41:32You!
00:41:32Stop right there.
00:41:34Now, I've had it with you and that drone.
00:41:36I catch it in my backyard one more time, I'm gonna smash it to pieces.
00:41:40Fuck you.
00:41:42The sky's free.
00:41:43Excuse me?
00:41:45What are you gonna do, hit me?
00:41:49That's what I thought.
00:41:51Pervert.
00:41:53Pervert?
00:41:55Yeah?
00:41:56You can tell your parents, I'll be calling them, too.
00:42:00Oh, no.
00:42:01Not my parents.
00:42:04What are you gonna do?
00:42:05Tell them about your girlfriend?
00:42:08Oh, shit.
00:42:19What are you gonna do?
00:42:22Tell them about your girlfriend?
00:42:32No.
00:42:33Non, non, non, non, non.
00:42:37No, no, no, no.
00:42:41Come on.
00:42:42What?
00:42:52Oh, Jesus!
00:43:19Hello?
00:43:20Hey, did you get my text?
00:43:22Uh, no, no, I was running.
00:43:25I was calling the office, I thought you were supposed to be at work all day.
00:43:29Well, I left early.
00:43:30So where are you right now?
00:43:35Um...
00:43:36Huh?
00:43:37Running.
00:43:37Running? To the house?
00:43:39Yeah, wait, why, where are you?
00:43:41Uh, errands, I'm running errands.
00:43:44Listen, I had to push the reservation up so I'm on my way back now.
00:43:47Can you be ready by the time I'm there?
00:43:50How long?
00:43:54Hello?
00:43:59Hello?
00:43:59Uh, just one second. One second, one second, I'm in the middle of something.
00:44:05Um...
00:44:06Forty-five minutes, thirty if I can beat traffic, just let me wrap this up so I can get home.
00:44:10I'll see you soon, okay?
00:44:12Chris, we...
00:44:12Uh...
00:44:16Uh...
00:44:39Uh...
00:44:52Uh...
00:44:54Uh...
00:45:05Uh...
00:45:06Uh...
00:45:21Come on.
00:46:05So, let's go.
00:46:07So, let's go.
00:47:05So, let's go.
00:47:07Sorry, guys.
00:47:09I found him.
00:47:10What did you do to the poor man?
00:47:13Trust me.
00:47:14I look better than I feel.
00:47:15Don't listen to him.
00:47:16I think you look great.
00:47:18Oh, hey, did you see the gift I brought you?
00:47:21No, not yet.
00:47:23He has five.
00:47:24You're welcome.
00:47:26Can I call?
00:47:27Speaking of ruining surprises, I really hope I didn't mess anything up earlier.
00:47:31His heels just don't mix with grass.
00:47:33Almost broke both my ankles sneaking around back here.
00:47:35And then my heels, they just hurt.
00:47:36And I mean, I feel like it is what it is.
00:47:39She trips on her shadow.
00:47:40You're good.
00:47:41Sneak attack!
00:47:42Oh, sorry.
00:47:43Bye for the party.
00:47:44Hi.
00:47:44Been looking for your ass everywhere, buddy.
00:47:46Cheers.
00:47:47Cheers.
00:47:48Hello.
00:47:48Hello.
00:47:51Michael O'Neill.
00:47:52Hello.
00:47:53Regional manager.
00:47:55Friends.
00:47:56Call me Mike.
00:47:56It's a pleasure to meet you.
00:47:57Nice to meet you, Mike.
00:47:58Nice to meet you.
00:47:59Both.
00:48:01I wanted to tell you, guys and I are going to be hanging out in the back for a little
00:48:04while.
00:48:04Abe's got something he wants to show us.
00:48:06You know, if you're interested.
00:48:09Uh, maybe later.
00:48:11Yeah, no problem.
00:48:13I'll come find you.
00:48:14Not if I find you first.
00:48:18Nice to meet you, ma'am.
00:48:20Is that it?
00:48:20That your boy?
00:48:20Yo, yo, yo!
00:48:22Hey, Mike.
00:48:25No.
00:48:26Interesting.
00:48:29I'm sorry.
00:48:30I don't.
00:48:31I don't know him.
00:48:32And, um, that was really awkward and...
00:48:35No, I'm not.
00:48:36I'm gonna go get some cake.
00:48:38Ah, sure you are.
00:48:41No, I didn't meet...
00:48:42With him.
00:48:43I'll be right back.
00:48:44I promise.
00:48:45All right.
00:48:46Have fun.
00:49:04I'm not gonna hurt you!
00:49:07What?
00:49:08Stop!
00:49:08Look, just listen to me, please.
00:49:10If you come any closer and I'll tell my dad everything I saw today.
00:49:12What?
00:49:12What?
00:49:13What did you see?
00:49:14You know what I saw.
00:49:15Aiden!
00:49:15Take another step and I'll slit your throat.
00:49:17Slit my throat?
00:49:18What the fuck?
00:49:19Relax!
00:49:20I just want the footage.
00:49:21Your drone footage.
00:49:23Why would I show you that?
00:49:28Because I'm gonna make you a deal you can't refuse.
00:49:33How much longer is this gonna take?
00:49:35Do you want the footage or not?
00:49:42Okay.
00:49:44Here.
00:49:52I can't believe you recorded all this.
00:49:56You're a sick, twisted kid.
00:49:58You know that, right?
00:49:59Me?
00:50:00You're the one doing it.
00:50:07Can you just leave the room, please, so I can watch this alone?
00:50:12You think I'm brand new?
00:50:13You know, you're just gonna delete the footage and cheat me out of the deal.
00:50:15Well, then turn around or close your eyes.
00:50:17Something.
00:50:19What?
00:50:28You really have a brand new PlayStation?
00:50:30Yes.
00:50:33And I can have it?
00:50:34Yes, just be quiet.
00:50:42What?
00:50:43What?
00:50:43Hey, hey, hey, what?
00:50:45What is this?
00:50:45Where's the rest of it?
00:50:46The rest?
00:50:47What?
00:50:49Kid, the day I'm having, you do not want to mess with me right now.
00:50:53That's everything.
00:50:54Aiden?
00:50:54I swear.
00:50:59Nothing but a little con artist.
00:51:01That's what you are.
00:51:09What is that?
00:51:38Oh, God damn it.
00:51:41Uh, don't tell Kristen you caught me eating cake, please.
00:51:47Keep this one between us.
00:51:49Yeah, good.
00:51:50Appreciate that.
00:51:52Have a seat.
00:51:53Nah, you look busy.
00:51:55I'm not.
00:51:56And it's okay.
00:51:58Sit down.
00:52:03I'm probably not going to ask you again.
00:52:05Ever.
00:52:05I mean, I don't mean right now.
00:52:06I mean, ever.
00:52:08Have a seat.
00:52:22There you go.
00:52:22That almost looks comfortable.
00:52:26Look, I feel awful about what happened earlier.
00:52:29I should have never let it get that far.
00:52:32Well, that's what a midlife crisis will do for you.
00:52:35And for the record, I do not think you're the biggest asshole that ever lived.
00:52:41I just always wanted better for my daughter.
00:52:43That's all.
00:52:44You can understand that.
00:52:48Yeah, I screwed up real, real bad.
00:52:54I wish I could feign surprise.
00:52:59On the day of your wedding, Kristen said something to her mom and I.
00:53:05She was very afraid that she loved you too much, that you could hurt her.
00:53:11She was afraid what she would forgive.
00:53:14The depths of her own sadness she could reach just to be with you.
00:53:20I told her she was crazy.
00:53:23So, thanks for proving me wrong.
00:53:28I got lucky with Lorraine.
00:53:29She forgave me my infidelity.
00:53:31But, that doesn't mean I don't curse myself every single day.
00:53:37It's burned in there deep.
00:53:40You don't want that.
00:53:42You don't want any part of that.
00:53:51I don't know what to say.
00:53:56Whatever this is, whatever this is, you fix it.
00:54:04Not just for your family, but for your own peace of mind.
00:54:10You don't want that burning hole in your head, son.
00:54:18You can't move speed, man.
00:54:20Oh, what's up, boss, man?
00:54:22We were just looking for a place to, uh...
00:54:24Oh, no, it's fine.
00:54:25We were just all clearing out of here.
00:54:27Oh, come on.
00:54:27Don't be a deputy.
00:54:28Hey, Abe over here has got some serious tank.
00:54:31You want to get in?
00:54:32Come on.
00:54:33Come on.
00:54:33We'll tap in.
00:54:34Pops?
00:54:35Enjoy, fellas.
00:54:36Leave it?
00:54:36Here.
00:54:37My lift is here.
00:54:38Besides, I've done more drugs than you'll ever look at.
00:54:40I don't think drugs are your thing.
00:54:42Too weak.
00:54:45My man.
00:54:46I like him.
00:54:47I like him, too.
00:54:48I like him, too.
00:54:49Hop up on that thing.
00:54:50Hey, guys, careful, careful.
00:54:52Come on.
00:54:53Hey, man, relax.
00:54:54You need to hit this.
00:54:56Now, I'm warning y'all.
00:54:57This is some strong-ass shit, all right?
00:54:59Oh, yes.
00:55:00Yeah, yo, this party is lit-it-it-it.
00:55:03You're up in the burbs.
00:55:04Shit, yep.
00:55:05Yeah, just go easy on the bin, okay?
00:55:09Hey, man.
00:55:11So, uh, where were you at earlier today, huh?
00:55:15What?
00:55:16Mm-hmm.
00:55:16Uh-huh.
00:55:17What?
00:55:17Oh, yeah.
00:55:18Yeah, man, we was going to invite you to lunch, but your assistant said that you took off early
00:55:22or something?
00:55:24Yes, sir.
00:55:25Yeah, she did say that, because I did.
00:55:28I just wanted to get out of there.
00:55:29You hiding something, Tommy, or...?
00:55:31I'm hiding something.
00:55:32Ah, yes.
00:55:32What are you hiding from?
00:55:33What are you doing, man?
00:55:35Let us in on it.
00:55:36Come on.
00:55:36Come on.
00:55:37What are you hiding, man, huh?
00:55:38No, no.
00:55:40Yeah.
00:55:41Come on, boss, man.
00:55:42Come on, man.
00:55:42You sure?
00:55:43Yeah, any big deals on the horizon that we should be excited about?
00:55:47Mm-hmm.
00:55:47Full disclosure.
00:55:48Yeah.
00:55:48Come on.
00:55:49Come on.
00:55:49Come on.
00:55:49Lay it out, huh?
00:55:50Sorry, sorry to disappoint, guys.
00:55:52All right.
00:55:53That's all you, boss, man.
00:55:55Yeah.
00:55:56Birthday boy's got to do the honors.
00:55:57Come on.
00:55:57No, no, no, no.
00:55:58I'm not going to do any of that.
00:56:00Okay.
00:56:00What?
00:56:01You're not going to take it out, man.
00:56:02No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:56:04He's got a point.
00:56:05This is the birthday boy, okay?
00:56:06Just wants to be a pussy.
00:56:09He can be a pussy.
00:56:09He can be a pussy.
00:56:11No, no.
00:56:11He can be a pussy.
00:56:12You're right.
00:56:12You're right.
00:56:12He's right.
00:56:13He's right.
00:56:13Pussies get fucked, bro.
00:56:14Today, you came out of a pussy, so you have the right to be one also.
00:56:18Guys, there's no sense.
00:56:19My kids are here.
00:56:20Oh, man.
00:56:21Fucking kids.
00:56:22Nobody cares about your kids.
00:56:23Yeah.
00:56:23You know what would be really fun is if we just all went back to the party.
00:56:28Oh, hell no.
00:56:30Hit this.
00:56:30Come on.
00:56:31Birthday hit.
00:56:33Birthday hit.
00:56:34Birthday hit.
00:56:36Birthday hit.
00:56:37Birthday hit.
00:56:38Birthday hit.
00:56:39Birthday hit.
00:56:39Get careful of the bin.
00:56:41Birthday hit.
00:56:42Birthday hit.
00:56:43Get careful of the bin.
00:56:45Hit this.
00:56:46What's that?
00:56:46What's that?
00:56:48Oh, yeah.
00:56:48Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:56:49That's mold.
00:56:51Give me the joint.
00:56:52Give me the joint.
00:56:52Give me the joint.
00:56:53Yeah.
00:56:55Now he's going to turn it.
00:56:57Yeah.
00:56:58There you go.
00:56:59That's my boy.
00:57:01Birthday joint.
00:57:01Birthday joint.
00:57:02Birthday joint.
00:57:04Birthday joint.
00:57:05Birthday joint.
00:57:07Birthday joint.
00:57:08Birthday joint.
00:57:12What the fuck was that?
00:57:14Oh, that's just sad.
00:57:15You're like a beat up old woman.
00:57:16Yeah, man.
00:57:17You want to sip and tea.
00:57:17You want to do it.
00:57:18Hit that shit again.
00:57:19Hit that shit again.
00:57:19Hit that shit again.
00:57:19Inhale from your ball.
00:57:22Diofraze.
00:57:23How about that?
00:57:23Hey, hit that ball.
00:58:24What?
00:58:25I told you not to take that last bit.
00:58:27Are you serious?
00:58:28My knees are water.
00:58:29Am I going to die?
00:58:30It's just chronic.
00:58:32No, I think that's hilarious.
00:58:34Can I talk to you?
00:58:36Hey, I thought you were going to get cake.
00:58:39What?
00:58:40You said you were going to get some cake.
00:58:43Oh, yeah, right.
00:58:44I ate it.
00:58:45It was good?
00:58:46It was delicious.
00:58:47Was it?
00:58:48Good.
00:58:50Good.
00:58:51Good.
00:58:54Hey, man.
00:58:55I'm Kevin.
00:58:56Oh, sorry.
00:58:57This is Kevin.
00:59:05I'm sorry.
00:59:06It's been a really long day.
00:59:10Okay.
00:59:11Yeah, I'm sure.
00:59:13As I was telling your beautiful wife here that I'm just trying to find my wife.
00:59:24She's beautiful.
00:59:27Wow.
00:59:39I don't know her.
00:59:44Just, I was able to get into her Uber account, and the last location she came to was here.
00:59:50And I'm trying not to panic, but her phone keeps going to voicemail, which is odd because
00:59:55we can talk all the time.
00:59:57Yeah, Tom.
01:00:01Hey, hey, you drove Grandpa here this afternoon, right?
01:00:05Ew, Dad, you look deranged.
01:00:07Rose, for the love of God, please just answer the question.
01:00:10Okay, yes, I drove him here.
01:00:12Do you guys want some cake?
01:00:13Not now, Alex.
01:00:15And your mom, she didn't pick him up today because...
01:00:18She still had to pick up the cake, and then she had to get the food, so whatever, yeah,
01:00:21she asked me to do it.
01:00:23So she was out all day?
01:00:24Yeah.
01:00:25You're sure?
01:00:26Yes.
01:00:26How?
01:00:27How do you know she wasn't here at the house?
01:00:29Because I literally was on the phone with her all afternoon while she was at the store
01:00:32and everything.
01:00:33It's true.
01:00:33I was with her all day.
01:00:36How high are you right now?
01:00:38Really, how fucking high are you right now?
01:00:40I thought we agreed to get through this night together.
01:00:43I thought you and I agreed to get through this night together.
01:00:46Yeah, I thought we did too.
01:00:47But then, how do you know that guy?
01:00:51What guy?
01:00:52The one you were just all buddy-buddy with a second ago.
01:00:56Are you jealous of a guest?
01:00:58I don't know.
01:00:59What?
01:01:00No, no, Kristen.
01:01:01I'm just trying to piece this together.
01:01:02You need to get a fucking grip right now.
01:01:05Calm the fuck down.
01:01:06You're acting insane.
01:01:08Okay?
01:01:08I don't know.
01:01:10Why are you doing this?
01:01:11Why am I doing what, Tom?
01:01:14I'm not doing anything.
01:01:15I thought you knew him.
01:01:16Then why is he here?
01:01:17I don't know why he's here.
01:01:19I don't know him.
01:01:20I thought you knew him.
01:01:22I don't know.
01:01:23I never met the man before in my life.
01:01:25Okay?
01:01:26Now calm the fuck down.
01:01:30Maybe you should just, like, ask him yourself.
01:01:32Maybe.
01:01:34You're scaring the shit out of me right now.
01:01:36Okay, okay, okay.
01:01:36And the kid.
01:01:37Okay.
01:01:38Okay, okay.
01:01:39No one panic.
01:01:40But that guy over there is a very dangerous man.
01:01:43Don't talk to him.
01:01:44Don't even look at him.
01:01:45But don't worry.
01:01:47I got this.
01:01:48Okay, you need to stop.
01:01:49You need to not stop.
01:01:50No, no, no, no.
01:01:51Knock it off, Tom.
01:01:52I'm not letting him get away with this.
01:01:53Get away with what?
01:01:54It's time to expose this mother...
01:01:57Tom?
01:01:58This guy...
01:02:00Tom?
01:02:00I gotta do something.
01:02:02Fuck.
01:02:03Fuck.
01:02:03Stop!
01:02:13It's a setup.
01:02:15It's all this is.
01:02:16He's just trying to set you up.
01:02:18But you're smarter than he is.
01:02:19So everything's gonna be fine.
01:02:21It's fine.
01:02:22It's fine.
01:02:23It's fine.
01:02:23It's fine.
01:02:24It's fine.
01:02:25It's fine.
01:02:26It's fine.
01:02:27It's fine.
01:02:28It's fine.
01:02:29It's fine.
01:02:30It's fine.
01:02:41It's fine.
01:02:49It's fine.
01:02:50One second.
01:02:53a second
01:02:54one second
01:02:57hey it's me
01:02:59okay sorry
01:03:00it's a nice bathroom
01:03:01look
01:03:01I may be overstepping here a bit
01:03:03but truth is
01:03:04I really care about you dude
01:03:06so I'm just gonna lay it all out there
01:03:07cause I am absolutely done
01:03:08with the bullshit
01:03:09okay
01:03:11I can meet people
01:03:12before you say anything
01:03:13I know what you're thinking
01:03:15you got it all together
01:03:16right
01:03:16that you can handle all this shit on your own
01:03:18I get it
01:03:19listen to me
01:03:20I've been watching you
01:03:21and I know
01:03:23okay
01:03:25you've been taking early lunches
01:03:28you've been coming into work
01:03:29all smiling and shit
01:03:31right
01:03:32hell I've been watching you all night
01:03:34run around
01:03:35looking over your shoulder and shit
01:03:36okay
01:03:37I know exactly
01:03:39what's going on
01:03:43you're really in a new account
01:03:46and I want to be a part of it
01:03:47now look
01:03:48before you say anything
01:03:49I know exactly why you didn't say anything
01:03:51in front of the boys
01:03:53I get it
01:03:53you can't trust those fucking tadpoles
01:03:55but not me
01:03:56no
01:03:57I want to be your partner
01:03:59I am standing here
01:04:02in real time with you
01:04:03wanting to be your partner
01:04:08we're just middle management
01:04:10for now
01:04:12for now
01:04:13for now
01:04:13yeah
01:04:14look
01:04:14I want to go all the way with you
01:04:15and
01:04:17don't worry
01:04:18I'm not going to press the fucking details
01:04:20and I'm not going to ask for your trust
01:04:21I'm going to earn it
01:04:22and I'm going to earn it
01:04:24starting
01:04:25with
01:04:27this
01:04:30is that cooking
01:04:32I have no fucking idea
01:04:34but it could be
01:04:35yeah
01:04:35it is the ultimate bonding experience
01:04:37and I ain't going to let you leave this restroom
01:04:40until you jump on this fucking wagon with me
01:04:43and join me for the ride
01:04:47what do you say
01:04:48okay
01:04:49happy birthday motherfucker
01:04:50huh
01:04:51come on
01:04:52let's get into it dude
01:04:57keep the party going
01:04:59I need five
01:04:59on it
01:05:05hey
01:05:06it's time
01:05:07you said to Esposito
01:05:09yeah
01:05:09okay
01:05:10here you go
01:05:25she ended up owning a wine tasting and chemical peel clinic
01:05:29I was her little tryout
01:05:32my face is going to be better than a baby's ass
01:05:39you don't have no idea what I'm asking being with you
01:05:42if Kevin found out
01:05:43he'd be really smart
01:05:45I'm just trying to find my place
01:05:47and the last location is here
01:05:58what is he doing?
01:06:01I don't know
01:06:03this is so sad
01:06:05also kind of beautiful
01:06:08maybe it's just me
01:06:08but I feel moved
01:06:11yeah
01:06:12I'm going to go find mom
01:06:13so she can put him to bed
01:06:21Tom?
01:06:22Tom please
01:06:28hey Thomas
01:06:29hey
01:06:30hey are you okay?
01:06:32hey man
01:06:32you don't look so good
01:06:33you alright?
01:06:33yeah I just got to find him
01:06:35okay wait
01:06:36I think you're too high
01:06:37look just
01:06:37why don't you go sit down by Lily
01:06:38I'll go grab Kristen
01:06:41yeah I got
01:06:42I got
01:06:42I got to wait
01:06:44Tom
01:06:47oh hey
01:06:48uh look
01:06:48hey I didn't mean to catch you off guard
01:06:50yeah I know who you are Kevin
01:06:52and I know why you're really here
01:06:53so let's just cut the bullshit
01:06:55what?
01:06:56what?
01:06:57came back to the scene
01:06:58for what?
01:06:59so you could watch my life unravel?
01:07:02how long have you been planning this for?
01:07:04what the fuck?
01:07:05I'm just trying to find my wife
01:07:07yeah nice try
01:07:08but I already know everything
01:07:10and I'm not letting you get away with it
01:07:12okay
01:07:13here's what's gonna happen
01:07:14you and I are gonna go inside
01:07:16and we're gonna discuss things there
01:07:19let's go
01:07:20now
01:07:22now
01:07:23there?
01:07:24yeah
01:07:29I don't know where I'm going
01:07:30straight up the stairs
01:07:34is she up there?
01:07:35what?
01:07:36no
01:07:36just keep moving
01:07:39don't even look at me
01:07:40okay?
01:07:41fuck
01:07:44was that necessary?
01:07:46I want you to think about how quickly this can go bad
01:07:49Hannah warned me about you
01:07:50all I have to do is claim self-defense
01:07:54wait a second
01:07:55so you do know Hannah?
01:07:57you know my wife?
01:07:58what the hell man?
01:07:59I want to see my wife
01:08:00will you take me to her?
01:08:02why would you ask me that?
01:08:04where is she?
01:08:05I'm not going to tell you that
01:08:07just take me to my wife
01:08:09right now
01:08:11no
01:08:13whoa
01:08:14whoa okay
01:08:15okay hold on
01:08:16I can tell you right now
01:08:18that you and I
01:08:19we are not on the same page
01:08:21no shit
01:08:23I'm a pacifist
01:08:24okay
01:08:24I'm all about non-violent resolution
01:08:27yeah
01:08:27yeah
01:08:28but you're okay hitting your wife right?
01:08:30what?
01:08:31I never hit anybody
01:08:32then why would she say that?
01:08:34I don't know
01:08:34I don't know
01:08:35okay
01:08:35she's a lot of crazy shit
01:08:37um
01:08:37hey
01:08:38whatever she said
01:08:40Tom?
01:08:41is it?
01:08:42she's messing with your head
01:08:45you may think you know her
01:08:46but I promise you
01:08:48you don't know her
01:08:49like I know her
01:08:51okay
01:08:51just don't point that thing at me
01:08:53I am deadly afraid of guns
01:08:56you fucking disgust me
01:08:58just tell me what the hell you want
01:09:01whatever it is
01:09:01whatever it is
01:09:02I'll do it
01:09:04nothing had to be like this
01:09:06and then you had to come and ruin everything
01:09:09okay
01:09:10but you were way too far man
01:09:14okay
01:09:15and now we're all fucked
01:09:44wait wait wait wait wait
01:09:45did you
01:09:46did you fuck my wife
01:09:57oh
01:10:03oh
01:10:15Oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:10:39Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:11:04Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:11:13Take it.
01:11:18Come on.
01:11:24Yes.
01:11:32Dad?
01:11:34Shit.
01:11:37This is not...
01:11:40Come with me.
01:11:42Uh, wait, who, who is that?
01:11:43Come on.
01:11:44Wait, wait, what the fuck happened?
01:11:49Okay, I know that probably looks really bad, and it doesn't make much sense, but I promise
01:11:58you, I'm gonna explain everything later.
01:12:00Just don't say anything until after I have a chance to speak to your mom, please.
01:12:06Look, everything's gonna be fine.
01:12:08I'm gonna fix this.
01:12:10Yeah, you kinda keep saying that, and everything keeps getting worse.
01:12:16Alex, I need to know you're not gonna say anything.
01:12:18Not to Rose, not your mom, not anyone.
01:12:25Please, kid, I really need you to trust me on this.
01:12:32Okay.
01:12:32Oh, thank you.
01:12:36Thank you so much.
01:12:37Oh, that means the world to me.
01:12:45Is that her husband?
01:12:56Who's husband?
01:12:58The woman, Dad.
01:13:02One from the pool.
01:13:13I need you to tell me exactly what it is you're talking about.
01:13:18I just wanted to help.
01:13:25What did you do, Alex?
01:13:26I'm sorry, I didn't know her husband was gonna show up.
01:13:31Okay, okay, okay, Alex, Alex.
01:13:35What did you do?
01:13:40I called your office, and they said that you took the afternoon off.
01:13:45I just wanted to come over and see if you wanted to hang out before dinner, so I came over,
01:13:50and I heard voices in the backyard.
01:13:54So I walked around to see if you were back there.
01:14:08And I heard her talking to you about leaving mom, and it just, I knew that you didn't want to,
01:14:14but you wouldn't take no for an answer.
01:14:21It all happened so fast.
01:14:23Let's go.
01:14:52All this stuff?
01:14:52Let's take a little bit away to the water.
01:14:54I don't know.
01:15:39I was so scared on how you'd react, so I ran.
01:15:44But when I came back for the party and everything had been taken care of and the cops weren't called,
01:15:49I knew that we were in this together.
01:15:54But her fucking husband has to show up, and what, is he dead too?
01:15:57No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, he's not, he's not, he's not dead.
01:16:01Look, we had, we had a fight, he's unconscious, that's all you saw.
01:16:10Okay.
01:16:12Okay.
01:16:14What if we make it look like he did it, and we can clear both of our names of this,
01:16:19and mom never has to know?
01:16:22Would that work?
01:16:26Dad, just please tell me that'll work, can we just do something?
01:16:32No, Dad.
01:16:33It's okay, it's okay.
01:16:34Dad, no.
01:16:36What are we gonna do?
01:16:38I'm gonna fix this.
01:16:40You're not good at that.
01:16:42Okay.
01:16:44Quick, quick, grab his feet, quick.
01:16:45What?
01:16:45His feet, grab them, okay?
01:16:47To the closet on three.
01:16:49One, two, three.
01:16:50What the fuck are you doing?
01:16:52What are you doing?
01:16:54What are you doing?
01:16:55What are...
01:16:56Okay, okay, no, nobody move.
01:16:58No one's going anywhere until we figure this all out.
01:17:01What kind of sick shit are you two doing?
01:17:03This is not what it looks like.
01:17:05Oh my God, is that a gun?
01:17:07Oh, shit.
01:17:09Yes.
01:17:10Alex, come here.
01:17:11Alex, come behind Mom right now.
01:17:13Look, Kristen, I can explain.
01:17:14You stay there.
01:17:15Don't you fucking move.
01:17:17Don't you dare move.
01:17:19Alex, please.
01:17:19No, Mom, this isn't his fault, okay?
01:17:21He was just trying to help.
01:17:23No, Alex, look, just let me explain.
01:17:25Just give me five minutes.
01:17:26I'll explain everything.
01:17:28Then you can go downstairs and call the cops yourself if you want.
01:17:30Dad, no, we can't.
01:17:31Look, I will tell you everything.
01:17:33Anything you want to know, just give me five minutes before we all make this even worse.
01:17:38No bullshit.
01:17:39Tell me the fucking truth.
01:17:41What the fuck is going on right now?
01:17:46I've been having an affair.
01:17:53Did you hear what I just said?
01:17:55You think I'm stupid?
01:17:57Really?
01:17:57You think I'm that dumb?
01:17:59Of course I know.
01:18:00I've known for months.
01:18:04You did?
01:18:05Yes, I did.
01:18:06I've been meeting with lawyers, so.
01:18:08Happy birthday.
01:18:09Surprise.
01:18:10You were going to leave me?
01:18:12This is not about me, you fucking selfish prick.
01:18:15Are you kidding me right now?
01:18:16Why is he on the ground, tied up?
01:18:18What the fuck is going on?
01:18:20No, right, I was getting to that.
01:18:22You're not talking fast enough.
01:18:23Fucking say what you need to say.
01:18:24Look, I just need everyone to know that this is the absolute lowest moment of my life.
01:18:32No shit, Tom.
01:18:33No shit.
01:18:35I mean, I'm so sorry.
01:18:42I'm a liar.
01:18:44A cheat.
01:18:46A shitty husband, a shitty dad, and a shitty role model.
01:18:50And you all deserved better.
01:18:51And everything that has led up to what's going on right now is entirely on me.
01:19:00I was reckless.
01:19:03And I let that jeopardize our family.
01:19:06But I would gladly give my life to take it all back and make this right again if I could.
01:19:12I would die for anyone in this room.
01:19:15I feel like this is all my fault.
01:19:16It's not your fault, honey.
01:19:18How is this your fucking fault?
01:19:19This is not your fault.
01:19:20It's not your fault.
01:19:22It's...
01:19:23Tom, what happened?
01:19:25I need to know right now why you did what.
01:19:27I don't even know what the fuck you did.
01:19:29Dad was having an affair with this guy's wife, and I killed her, and he hid the body outside.
01:19:36What the fuck, Alan?
01:19:38I don't know what to say.
01:19:39Can we just...
01:19:39Why would you do that?
01:19:41Don't look at me like that, Mom.
01:19:42I don't want to...
01:19:43I don't want to go to jail.
01:19:44Tom, please tell me this isn't true.
01:19:46Mom, please.
01:19:47I'm sorry, okay?
01:19:49I don't know.
01:19:50I was just...
01:19:51I wanted to save the family.
01:19:55I know I let things get out of hand.
01:20:00But I do have a plan.
01:20:03It's a really good plan.
01:20:06That's right.
01:20:07And if you could just trust me to do the plan, it really is the best way to protect our
01:20:12family.
01:20:14Especially our children.
01:20:19This is so fucked.
01:20:22I don't want anything to do with this, and I definitely don't want to be the person that sends anybody
01:20:29to jail.
01:20:33Okay.
01:20:35Thank you, Rose.
01:20:39But this has to be unanimous.
01:20:46What do you need us to do?
01:20:48Okay.
01:20:50Okay.
01:20:51I just need all of you to go back to the party and start getting people to leave.
01:20:57That's it?
01:21:00That's it.
01:21:00That's the plan.
01:21:06Okay?
01:21:08Okay.
01:21:09You heard dad, so let's do it.
01:21:15This is actually insane.
01:21:18Mm-hmm.
01:21:53She hates me.
01:21:54She doesn't hate you.
01:22:00Are you mad at me?
01:22:03Kristen, are you okay?
01:22:05Is everything okay?
01:22:06Yeah, everything's good.
01:22:08Is Tom's okay?
01:22:08Yeah, he's just tired, so we're gonna kind of call it a night.
01:22:11Okay.
01:22:13Hey.
01:22:14Hey.
01:22:15There he is.
01:22:16Can I take a family photo of you guys?
01:22:18I think this will be great.
01:22:20That'd be a good idea.
01:22:21Yeah?
01:22:21Looks so good.
01:22:23For sure?
01:22:24Yeah.
01:22:24Okay.
01:22:25You take my purse.
01:22:26Rose.
01:22:27Rose, come on.
01:22:28Rose, come on, come on, come on.
01:22:29Family photo, let's go.
01:22:30Birthday, remember?
01:22:31Come on.
01:22:32Just one.
01:22:33Or two.
01:22:34Two.
01:22:35Hey, guys, get in really close.
01:22:37All right, look a little happy.
01:22:40Smile.
01:22:42Okay, come on.
01:22:42You can do better.
01:22:43One more.
01:22:43Can you smile?
01:22:44One.
01:22:45I want to center it.
01:22:45Okay, Alice, I will center it.
01:22:47You want me to take the photo?
01:22:47No, I'm fine.
01:22:48I got this.
01:22:49Quick, come on.
01:22:49Yeah, shh.
01:22:50Okay, smile.
01:22:52Okay, love it.
01:22:53Perfect, yeah.
01:22:53So cute.
01:22:54Silly boy, Tommy, Tommy, get your ass over here, you jabroni.
01:22:58Come on.
01:22:59Speech.
01:22:59Birthday speech.
01:23:00Come on.
01:23:01This is going on.
01:23:01Everyone.
01:23:02Too much.
01:23:02Birthday speech.
01:23:04Come on, you tall glass of poop juice.
01:23:07Get your ass over here.
01:23:08Come on.
01:23:10Birthday speech.
01:23:11Birthday speech.
01:23:13Birthday speech.
01:23:14Hey, come on.
01:23:17There he goes.
01:23:20All right, everybody.
01:23:21We're trying to wrap things up, so I'll make this quick.
01:23:24First off, thank you, everyone, for making it out tonight.
01:23:28And, of course, me.
01:23:30911, what's your emergency?
01:23:32My name is Thomas.
01:23:33I'd like to report a domestic dispute.
01:23:35I need the police here immediately.
01:23:38Because there are some things worth protecting at all costs.
01:23:44Baby.
01:23:47We're looking for the homeowners.
01:23:52That would be me.
01:23:54Oh.
01:23:55Guys!
01:23:56Whoa!
01:23:57Ew, no, no.
01:23:58What the fuck, dude?
01:23:59What is happening?
01:24:00Shit!
01:24:22It wasn't supposed to happen like this.
01:24:34I was just trying to protect my family.
01:24:37I was just trying to protect my family.
01:26:36We found a body in the pool bin.
01:26:38This is a homicide.
01:26:39Secure the crime scene.
01:26:4113A, you can see one, 13B.
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