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Bro Code Be Damned full
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00:00:00THE END
00:00:06Open your legs up for me.
00:00:08Why?
00:00:09Like that?
00:00:11Like that.
00:00:17Oh yeah, right there.
00:00:21Are you sure you're ready for me to take your virginity?
00:00:24This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:27I only want you.
00:00:31Your mother's gonna kill me.
00:00:33But I don't care.
00:00:35You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:48That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:51my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body,
00:00:54and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:56In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:59Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:02In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:05It's pure tragic.
00:01:06Not only is he the star quarterback,
00:01:08but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:09So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:14Oh shit!
00:01:15Fucking dumbass!
00:01:17Stupid!
00:01:19Stupid!
00:01:19Stupid!
00:01:21Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:24Could've been really bad.
00:01:27What?
00:01:27Oh fuck.
00:01:28Oh my god.
00:01:30What?
00:01:30No.
00:01:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:33Oh my god.
00:01:35Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000 word pure smut starring him!
00:01:44Alright, welcome to the kingdom alley.
00:01:46You can crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:50This is awesome.
00:01:51I mean finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:54And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:57But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:02:00But bring something.
00:02:01Not so fast.
00:02:03You're not staying here alone.
00:02:04I got you a roommate.
00:02:06I'm just gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:07What?
00:02:08A roommate?
00:02:09No, I'm an adult.
00:02:10I don't need a babysitter, Ron.
00:02:12No, no, you're a big baby.
00:02:14Get your going.
00:02:15Okay.
00:02:16Fine.
00:02:17Who isn't?
00:02:36Hey, roomie.
00:02:38It's been a while.
00:02:39You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:43Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:45I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:47The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:52Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:55What?
00:02:56I'm sorry.
00:02:57Look, Ellie, quit drooling.
00:02:58Come on, that's gross.
00:02:59I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:03:01I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:03Dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:05Put some actual pants on.
00:03:06You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:08Yeah.
00:03:08Just get out of the chair.
00:03:09I don't care, man.
00:03:10Alright?
00:03:11You're on watch duty now.
00:03:12You gotta keep the horny jocks away from her.
00:03:14Okay?
00:03:14And remember, most important part, bro code.
00:03:17We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:19Ron.
00:03:19I don't wanna sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:21Catch you later, okay?
00:03:21Fuck yeah.
00:03:22Catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:23Alright, everybody.
00:03:27You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:36Hey.
00:03:36Hey.
00:03:37Reminds me.
00:03:38Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:42I don't know.
00:03:44Why don't you define weird?
00:03:46It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:54Sometimes they have files that will give you a virus if you open it, so you just don't
00:03:58want to open it.
00:03:59And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look
00:04:03at it.
00:04:03Yeah, right.
00:04:04A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:09That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:11That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:38You're the one having sex, don't we?
00:04:39Nope.
00:04:40Nothing.
00:04:40Nothing scandalous.
00:04:41I'm gonna go actually, I have to go.
00:04:43Oh, good to see you.
00:04:47Okay, deep breath.
00:04:50This is my year, new city, new school.
00:04:53I'm gonna make this squad and I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:16What is a size eight doing in my locker room?
00:05:19Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:24Hi, um, I'm Allison.
00:05:26I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:29Sweetie, cheerleaders need to be liftable and more delicate.
00:05:34You know what I mean?
00:05:35Uh, but I was captain of my high school team and I learn really fast.
00:05:41Okay.
00:05:42You want a shot?
00:05:44But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:46Okay.
00:05:47Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:48Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:50If he's okay with someone your size on his sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:56Sure.
00:05:57Yeah.
00:05:57Um, where is he?
00:05:59He's in a team meeting.
00:06:01Down the hallway, third door on the left.
00:06:03Hey, just barge in.
00:06:05Be aggressive.
00:06:06He loves them.
00:06:08See you later.
00:06:14Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:17She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus.
00:06:21Brett's gonna eat her life.
00:06:28Third door.
00:06:29Meeting room.
00:06:30Show them regression.
00:06:31I got this.
00:06:40Oh my god.
00:06:43Oh my god.
00:06:44You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:46Cause, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:48Hmm.
00:06:49We lost and we still gotta stop.
00:06:50See?
00:06:54Hope you brought your meatpads, virgin.
00:06:57No!
00:06:58No!
00:06:59Don't be shy, baby.
00:07:01Turn around.
00:07:03Whoa.
00:07:08Look, I'm here on official business.
00:07:10Okay?
00:07:10I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:12Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:14Were you needing a salute?
00:07:17Back off.
00:07:35You looking for me?
00:07:38You looking for me?
00:07:41What do you think you're doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:43Brett?
00:07:44He's the football captain?
00:07:46Of course he is.
00:07:47Who else could it be?
00:07:50Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:52You know, you have a habit of walking in at me when I'm half naked.
00:07:55Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:57The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on
00:08:00the squad.
00:08:01Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:03I'm the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is in.
00:08:07Oh, my God.
00:08:09Sorry.
00:08:09Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:12Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:14You look thirsty.
00:08:21Hey, well, great.
00:08:23Well, you guys are going to be running lapsing, you fucking puke.
00:08:26Put it down.
00:08:30What's that?
00:08:32Well, let's get you out of here.
00:08:33I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:34It's okay.
00:08:34I can just go out.
00:08:36I want to go out.
00:08:47I finally did it.
00:08:48The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:52I kissed my brother's best friend.
00:08:54And holy hell, it felt good.
00:08:57The captain just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:03Touchdown.
00:09:05I slept.
00:09:12You guys are benched.
00:09:14It's just a joke.
00:09:15Seriously.
00:09:18The captain just got sacked by the team version.
00:09:21Don't look.
00:09:22It's a kisser.
00:09:23In the men's shower, Alison?
00:09:25Unhinged.
00:09:26Does he kiss as good as he looks?
00:09:29Kill me now.
00:09:36What are you doing here?
00:09:38I'm here to pick you up.
00:09:40Obviously.
00:09:42Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:44Yes, it did.
00:09:46You've just been waiting.
00:09:47Yeah.
00:09:48And whose fault is that?
00:09:50I messaged you.
00:09:52Oh, crap.
00:09:53I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:55I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:58I must have missed your message.
00:10:00Sorry.
00:10:01Missed my message?
00:10:04No, I don't think so.
00:10:05I think I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:08Why?
00:10:09Okay, come on.
00:10:10What?
00:10:11Just give it back.
00:10:12Whatever you...
00:10:13Hold on.
00:10:14You're texting Chad?
00:10:16I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:20You know, Chad is a walking STD.
00:10:21He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:23Are you into that?
00:10:24We're doing a school project together.
00:10:26Ah, a school project.
00:10:27Yes.
00:10:27You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:30Well, it's the truth.
00:10:31So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:33Hold on.
00:10:34Let me do something really quick.
00:10:35What are you doing?
00:10:36There you go.
00:10:37Chad is deleted.
00:10:39What?
00:10:39What?
00:10:40Stop!
00:10:41They're already done.
00:10:41That's not cool.
00:10:42You can't do that.
00:10:43Because that's not fair.
00:10:45Ah, yes it is.
00:10:46Because, listen.
00:10:47You're my business now.
00:10:49So, right now I want you to open your phone.
00:10:52I said take your phone out.
00:10:56Cool.
00:10:57Do what?
00:10:58And I want you to pin my contact to the top.
00:11:01Yeah.
00:11:09Keep it cool, Alison.
00:11:11Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:13This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:16The car.
00:11:18The moonlit night.
00:11:19And the brooding quarterback.
00:11:22I'm gonna spontaneously combust.
00:11:26You sure you want me to take your attention?
00:11:29Yes.
00:11:29This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:32My only.
00:11:33My only have ever wanted you.
00:11:39Yes.
00:11:40Rhett.
00:11:41Harder.
00:11:43Faster.
00:11:43I'm coming.
00:11:45Are you alright?
00:11:46Yes.
00:11:47Any a little bit of air.
00:11:48It's really hot in here.
00:11:50I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:52Ron is gonna kill me.
00:11:54But she's too cute.
00:11:57No, I just...
00:11:58I...
00:12:06Oh my god.
00:12:08Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:10I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:14You have double XL condoms, are you serious?
00:12:16There you go.
00:12:16I'll tell you this.
00:12:17It's for grownups.
00:12:19Do you actually use those?
00:12:20Yeah.
00:12:21They use your prints.
00:12:23There's no way.
00:12:24That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:27What did you like to know?
00:12:32Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so...
00:12:36Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker room.
00:12:38You kissed me back.
00:12:40You basically attacked me.
00:12:41I was just trying not to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:49Pathetic.
00:12:50I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:51I thought he kissed me back.
00:12:53I'm such an idiot.
00:12:56Forget I said anything.
00:12:57You know what?
00:12:57Why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:12:59Now that you're my responsibility, we're gonna sit in some new ground rules.
00:13:03Excuse me?
00:13:04There's gonna be a 9pm curfew.
00:13:07No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:09And you're gonna share your live location with me all the time.
00:13:11Are you insane?
00:13:13Who do you think you are?
00:13:14My father?
00:13:20I'm your roommate.
00:13:21I'm your roommate.
00:13:21And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:25So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:29Yeah.
00:13:30We're roommates.
00:13:31And that means we're equals.
00:13:33Mm-hmm.
00:13:33And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:36So you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:40And Ryan's already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to make
00:13:45sure that you're safe.
00:13:45Why don't you consider me your brother Pro Max?
00:13:50Nope.
00:13:52Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:13:55No.
00:13:55Pro Max.
00:13:57Not when he looks like that.
00:14:00Yeah, Pro Max.
00:14:02Yeah.
00:14:03This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:07First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:10Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:13You don't get to tell me about them.
00:14:15I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:17You don't control what I do.
00:14:19Yes, I do.
00:14:32Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:36Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:14:39Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:43Lingerie?
00:14:44Seriously?
00:14:46But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the squat.
00:14:50I'm not letting Rita win.
00:14:53I'm your roommate.
00:14:54And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:14:56Since that's all he wants to be, a roommate, my brother's best friend, screw him.
00:15:01I don't take orders from those.
00:15:03I don't take orders from those.
00:15:05Are you ready to subscribe?
00:15:08Come on.
00:15:09Let's go.
00:15:11Get your body on the dance floor.
00:15:13Boy, you know I got it.
00:15:23Oh my God.
00:15:26Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:31Look everyone.
00:15:33The strippers arrived.
00:15:34Let's all give Little Miss Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:41Thanks.
00:15:42At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:45You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me, I'm starting to think you have a crush,
00:15:50Rita.
00:15:52Now, are we going to have some fun?
00:15:54Or is everyone just going to stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:15:59Turn the music up.
00:16:00Let's play a game.
00:16:15I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:26Shit.
00:16:27I don't have any guy friends here.
00:16:28Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:32What's the matter?
00:16:34No guys want you?
00:16:35Tick tock, sweetie.
00:16:38She's stalling.
00:16:39She doesn't have anyone to call.
00:16:41You can't get a guy?
00:16:43You dress like a hooker.
00:16:44You flash your tits and not a single man wants to claim yours?
00:16:47Just give me a second.
00:16:58Yeah, Allison.
00:16:59Yeah, I...
00:17:06That is punishment for wasting your time.
00:17:09But you're so thirsty.
00:17:10Lick it up.
00:17:16Lick it up.
00:17:20Lick it up.
00:17:26Brett?
00:17:28What's up?
00:17:29Where are you?
00:17:31Matt Club Vibe.
00:17:32Matt Club Vibe.
00:17:32I, um...
00:17:34I lost a dare.
00:17:35Yeah?
00:17:36What kind of dare?
00:17:39I need a man to claim me in front of everyone.
00:17:43Allison, are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was
00:17:47a good idea for you to go out of time?
00:17:48Come on.
00:17:49Brett, please.
00:17:50This is serious.
00:17:51Can you just come get me?
00:17:52No, Allison.
00:17:53You know what?
00:17:54You want it to break the rules?
00:17:55You enjoy your night.
00:17:56Brett, please!
00:18:01How dare you even think, Brett?
00:18:03He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:06You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:10I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:18Where do you think you're going?
00:18:19Grab her.
00:18:20What?
00:18:20No!
00:18:21Get off of me!
00:18:22You lost the dare.
00:18:23You pay the price.
00:18:27You need to loosen up.
00:18:29You couldn't get Brett to touch you, that's fine.
00:18:30We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:35No!
00:18:47What was that?
00:18:49Oh.
00:18:50Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:18:57Freeze!
00:18:58Come on, sweetheart!
00:19:00A dare is a dare!
00:19:01Stop fighting!
00:19:04I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:05Taking that V card out your ass.
00:19:15Please!
00:19:16Please stop!
00:19:17Please!
00:19:18Forgetting this?
00:19:18That's what gets used.
00:19:21Hey asshole!
00:19:35Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again.
00:19:37Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again.
00:19:48Brett, this is a total overreaction.
00:19:51Jason and Allie were just having fun together.
00:19:53I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:19:55She's practically begging for it.
00:20:07You know, I better not see any videos of this online.
00:20:09Or else you are fucking dumb.
00:20:12And that goes for everybody.
00:20:14I don't want to see one picture and one video.
00:20:16Does everybody understand that?
00:20:19Great.
00:20:20We're gonna delete them right now.
00:20:24No?
00:20:26You okay?
00:20:28Come on.
00:20:29Let's go.
00:20:38Hey!
00:20:38Hey!
00:20:39What do you think you're doing?
00:20:41Huh?
00:20:42Sneaking out?
00:20:43Going to a place like this?
00:20:45What would've happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:48What did you mean back there?
00:20:53Back where?
00:20:55When you told everyone that I'm your girl.
00:21:00The literal meaning.
00:21:02I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you.
00:21:06I told Ron that I was gonna protect you.
00:21:08And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:11Yeah.
00:21:12I know.
00:21:14Cause I'm just Ron's little sister, huh?
00:21:16Always causing trouble.
00:21:17Please, just put this out.
00:21:19Happy?
00:21:20Yeah.
00:21:25Well, you know what?
00:21:26I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this.
00:21:29Like I'm desperate?
00:21:30No, that's not true.
00:21:31I know.
00:21:31Okay, I'm a total joke.
00:21:33Bullshit.
00:21:33You're trying to impress people that don't matter.
00:21:35Okay?
00:21:36These people are not your friends and you're lowering your standards.
00:21:38I know!
00:21:39I know!
00:21:39Obviously I know Rita's not my friend.
00:21:41And I know that I'm a pathetic loser.
00:21:43And I know that I'm not good enough for you.
00:21:45That's not true.
00:21:48Fuck Rita.
00:21:49Fuck everybody.
00:21:52Allison, you're perfect just the way that you are.
00:21:54I don't wanna be me, okay?
00:21:55I want to be liked, I want to be wanted.
00:21:58And I want someone who will answer when I call them.
00:22:01I'll always answer when you call.
00:22:03I'll always be there.
00:22:04So what does that mean?
00:22:06What does that mean for us?
00:22:08What am I to you, Brent?
00:22:11I'm losing my mind.
00:22:13I know the rules, but look at her.
00:22:16All I can think, just this once.
00:22:20What?
00:22:24Say it!
00:22:24Just say it!
00:22:25I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:22:28Cause I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:30No.
00:22:31That's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:33That is not true.
00:22:33Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me.
00:22:37Tell me there's nothing happening right now!
00:22:39I can't.
00:22:41And you can't actually do anything about it either.
00:22:45So you know what?
00:22:46Just forget it.
00:22:47Forget I said anything.
00:22:50I'm done begging you.
00:22:52I'm done.
00:22:53No, Allison.
00:22:53Allison, stop it.
00:23:01Listen, there is a line that I am trying to not cross.
00:23:06Why?
00:23:07Because if I do, I won't be able to stop.
00:23:12It says that you have to stop.
00:23:15Please don't stop.
00:23:18Please don't stop.
00:23:31Please don't stop.
00:23:38What are you doing, Brett?
00:23:41Grouting everything.
00:23:53Yo, what's up, loser?
00:23:59Ali, are you with Brett right now?
00:24:04Swear to God, guys, what are you doing right now?
00:24:06Talk to me.
00:24:07Face time to Ron.
00:24:11What is he doing?
00:24:12Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:24:20Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:24:21Hey, Ron, what's up, man?
00:24:22What?
00:24:23Ali called me, dumbass, and I had to sign up to see your face two inches away from hers.
00:24:28So you guys better have a good-ass explanation right now, or I'm going to come over there and beat
00:24:32your ass.
00:24:32It was an accident, okay?
00:24:35We just, I butt-dialed you.
00:24:37We went to the freshman party, and I was leaving, and something got in my eye.
00:24:43And so Brett was helping me, and I was holding the flashlight.
00:24:46Okay?
00:24:47Chill.
00:24:48Really?
00:24:49Yeah, look.
00:24:53It's really dry, okay?
00:24:54My eye is, like, dying.
00:24:58All right.
00:24:59Brett, if that's true, you guys got to take care to, I don't know, like an urgent care right now
00:25:03or something.
00:25:03I need you to take care of that.
00:25:04I was, uh, I was going to right after.
00:25:07I got it, man.
00:25:09Peace.
00:25:09Bye.
00:25:13Oh, my God, that was really, really close.
00:25:16Dave, it's, uh, it's going.
00:25:18We should go home.
00:25:19You forgot something.
00:25:20No, Ellie.
00:25:21It's late.
00:25:21Come on, you almost kissed me.
00:25:23Hey, Allison.
00:25:25Stop.
00:25:31Quit acting so childish.
00:25:35You know, the only thing that I need to quit is you.
00:25:48All right, ladies.
00:25:49Physical assessments today.
00:25:52Allison, you're first.
00:26:25Damn, Allison.
00:26:27I see you.
00:26:28Yeah, looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:30You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:34Shut up.
00:26:42Hey, uh.
00:26:43Hey, watch it.
00:26:45What's your problem?
00:26:48Hmm?
00:26:57Partner up.
00:26:58Stretching drills.
00:27:03Solo, Allison.
00:27:05Let me help.
00:27:06No hands-on.
00:27:07Hmm.
00:27:08I'm okay.
00:27:10Come on.
00:27:11It'll be fun.
00:27:12I promise.
00:27:14Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:17Oh, excuse me.
00:27:20I'm not with anyone.
00:27:23Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:25That's right.
00:27:26She doesn't need to keep her, Brett.
00:27:29Choose me.
00:27:34Walk away, Chad.
00:27:36Right now.
00:27:38Whatever, man.
00:27:40You're lost.
00:27:45What are you doing?
00:27:47What?
00:27:47Are you jealous or something?
00:27:49No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:51What was that?
00:27:52I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:54Keeping the vultures away.
00:27:54Just doing my job.
00:27:58First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:03All right, come on.
00:28:05You first.
00:28:11Let's go.
00:28:12We don't have all day.
00:28:14You ready, Rookie?
00:28:15I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:17But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:20Let's go.
00:28:21We don't have all day.
00:28:23You want to play?
00:28:25Fine.
00:28:26Let's play.
00:28:28Let's go.
00:28:57What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:28:59I'm not doing anything.
00:29:01Stop it.
00:29:03Stop where?
00:29:06Switch positions!
00:29:09Your turn.
00:29:11Shh.
00:29:12Shh.
00:29:13Shh.
00:29:21Whenever you're ready.
00:29:23She's trying to kill me.
00:29:25And it's working.
00:29:31She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:34It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:36Ron is going to murder me.
00:29:44What the hell am I doing?
00:29:50What the hell am I doing?
00:29:52You okay, Brett?
00:29:54You okay.
00:29:55And done.
00:29:56Allison, you killed it today.
00:29:59You're going to be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:02Really?
00:30:03Yeah.
00:30:04Wow, thank you.
00:30:08Congratulations.
00:30:09Uh, quit flirting, you two.
00:30:17Norton.
00:30:33Oh, my.
00:30:35Shit.
00:30:36Fuck.
00:30:36Hot.
00:30:37Hot.
00:30:37Hot.
00:30:38You okay?
00:30:39Oh, my God.
00:30:41Jesus.
00:30:42Um, no, no.
00:30:45Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:47Yeah, yeah, for sure. Here.
00:30:49Jesus, I'm so sorry.
00:30:52It's fine.
00:30:53Okay, brain bleach.
00:30:55I need brain bleach, but...
00:30:57Damn it, how do I unseize it?
00:30:59How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:02Okay, it's fine. Just...
00:31:04It's okay. Just forget it, okay?
00:31:06I'm doing laundry.
00:31:06I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:09I, um, didn't...
00:31:11You know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:12And it...
00:31:14And neither are you.
00:31:15You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:17You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:19And you're not looking where you're going.
00:31:20No, okay. I said I was sorry, all right?
00:31:22Listen, I just...
00:31:25Why aren't you still here?
00:31:27Why aren't you still here?
00:31:28Why wouldn't I be here? This is my morning routine.
00:31:31I don't know. It's 8.30.
00:31:33Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today
00:31:34at 7 o'clock for, like, a hair and makeup thing?
00:31:36What? Nobody told me that.
00:31:38I...
00:31:40Oh, my God. She's going to kill me.
00:31:42This is how I'm going to get kicked off the team.
00:31:44She's going to...
00:31:44She's going to kill me because I'm late for our first performance.
00:31:47Hey, hey, hey, hey. It's okay.
00:31:48Well, I'll...
00:31:48Okay. Thank you.
00:32:03You got all your stuff?
00:32:05Yeah.
00:32:06Um, I have to go.
00:32:08Okay.
00:32:08Thanks.
00:32:09Bye.
00:32:18Did you just see that?
00:32:19That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:22And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:25Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:27Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:29Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:38Hey, uh, sorry, I'm late.
00:32:40I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:42Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:44Late is late.
00:32:46You're just too lazy.
00:32:56Hey, what's your problem?
00:32:58My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:33:00It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:03Like I said, nobody...
00:33:08No. Hey, stop!
00:33:10Are you crazy?
00:33:12Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:16Stop!
00:33:18You want to fight?
00:33:19I'll give you a reason.
00:33:26Hey, hey, what are you doing?
00:33:28What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:29Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:30This is the girls' locker room.
00:33:32Cool. Get out.
00:33:34Get out of here.
00:33:35All of you, get out of here right now.
00:33:37Did you hear me? Get out.
00:33:42You okay?
00:33:44It's fine.
00:33:47I just can't go out there like this, so I'm just gonna have to tell Coach that I'm sick or
00:33:51something.
00:33:52It's gonna be okay. We have enough time.
00:33:54Trust me.
00:33:57Hi.
00:33:57Hi. Hello.
00:33:59Listen, I need you to go to the school and I need you to meet me in the women's locker
00:34:01room.
00:34:02Right now.
00:34:07Alright.
00:34:07Hey, listen.
00:34:09Use my jersey.
00:34:10Make it look better than the original.
00:34:11Alright?
00:34:36Oh, shit.
00:34:37Is that even Allison?
00:34:49She looks...
00:34:50Stony.
00:34:53Look at you.
00:34:54You look, uh...
00:34:55You look fantastic.
00:34:56You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever did.
00:34:59It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:35:00You know, that's true.
00:35:01That's true.
00:35:02I am.
00:35:03Hey, are you sure it's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:07Yeah.
00:35:08You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:11Really?
00:35:13To you as your best friend's sister?
00:35:16Of course.
00:35:17As...
00:35:19More than just a friend's sister.
00:35:21All right.
00:35:23Time's ticking.
00:35:24Let's move.
00:35:26Allison.
00:35:27I don't know whatever this look is.
00:35:31But it works.
00:35:33You take center.
00:35:35Let's go.
00:35:39Okay.
00:35:41Hey, uh...
00:35:47Look at the leg.
00:35:56Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our State University cheerleading squad.
00:36:05One, two, three, go.
00:36:08Woo!
00:36:11Shout out loud!
00:36:17Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:36:18Oh, yeah!
00:36:25Oh, yeah!
00:36:35What is that girl?
00:36:37She's on fire.
00:36:38It's Allison Scott.
00:36:39You know she has moves.
00:36:45Allison is seriously so hot.
00:36:48I mean, damn.
00:36:49I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:36:52Body in that uniform?
00:36:54Woo!
00:36:55You're getting lucky tonight.
00:36:57Stay with me.
00:36:58I don't have to.
00:36:59See, girls like that, they always come running to guys like me.
00:37:03I'm telling you right now.
00:37:05You don't fuck off.
00:37:06The only thing that's going to be chasing you is my fist.
00:37:18He's on the 30-yard line.
00:37:20The 20.
00:37:21The 10.
00:37:25Touchdown!
00:37:26Harrison does it again.
00:37:28State wins!
00:37:45Hey, oh congrats on the wind captain that was really good. Thank you. You know, it's a truly just another
00:37:51Tuesday for me
00:38:03Oh my god, is he actually going to kiss me? In front of the entire stadium?
00:38:24now we got ourselves a good old kiss cam standoff
00:38:27I haven't seen one of these in years
00:38:32come on Allison
00:38:33let's give the people what they want
00:38:35I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend
00:38:41but I want it
00:38:57wait what
00:39:03I can't believe this is happening
00:39:06kiss cam me and Brett
00:39:17Allison don't pass out
00:39:22thanks for keeping chat at bay
00:39:25no problem
00:39:34this is insane
00:39:35I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister
00:39:38but it feels so right
00:39:41I never want it to end
00:39:46Harrison
00:39:55what the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister in front of the entire school
00:39:59Ron just calm down okay
00:40:01you're making a scene
00:40:02I'm making a scene
00:40:03yeah
00:40:03I'm making a scene
00:40:04you two were swallowing each other's faces on the jumbotron
00:40:07stop beating like this okay
00:40:09are you serious right now
00:40:11if I hadn't stepped in
00:40:12you two would have needed to get a rope
00:40:16you're unbelievable
00:40:18I hate you
00:40:22dude I'm
00:40:22no no no
00:40:23you cut the crap
00:40:24you tell me right now
00:40:25what's happening between you
00:40:26I promise
00:40:27do not bullshit me
00:40:28do not bullshit me
00:40:29absolutely nothing
00:40:30I'm serious
00:40:31nothing
00:40:32you're fucking lying
00:40:33I saw the way you kissed her
00:40:34okay
00:40:35she is not another one of your conquests
00:40:37I know that
00:40:37so you stay in your lane
00:40:39because she is my sister
00:40:41and I'm warning you
00:40:42you do not cross me
00:40:43you do not
00:40:44I promise
00:40:45dude
00:40:46fuck
00:40:50okay
00:40:51hey we need to talk
00:40:53no
00:40:54I sound like a mom
00:40:56this is ridiculous
00:40:57why am I texting him
00:40:59he's literally in the next room
00:41:01you know what
00:41:03just go in there
00:41:04just ask him
00:41:05hey Brett
00:41:06what the hell was that kiss
00:41:07he kissed me back
00:41:09he can't deny it this time
00:41:10it's recorded and live streamed
00:41:14okay
00:41:15do
00:41:16or die
00:41:22what are you doing
00:41:23getting groceries
00:41:24what do you think I'm doing
00:41:26I'm taking a hot bath
00:41:27well I think you should do something else
00:41:29I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us
00:41:32she has no idea what she's doing to me
00:41:35Brett
00:41:37what happened at the kiss camp today
00:41:40I know you didn't hate it
00:41:41I can't talk about the kiss camp
00:41:44hi
00:41:45you can't talk about the kiss camp
00:41:47like are you that much of a coward
00:41:49oh you know what
00:41:50I'm not talking about the kiss camp thing
00:41:52because there's nothing to talk about
00:41:54it was a kiss camp at a game
00:41:56and we did it
00:41:57do you want to get real Ellie
00:41:58the fun's over
00:41:59it's finished
00:42:00do you understand
00:42:04don't you dare
00:42:05no don't you dare look like that
00:42:06I'm not doing anything
00:42:07no no no that's not fair okay
00:42:08do you think I'm trying to be a jerk
00:42:10do you think I'm trying to be an asshole
00:42:13don't you understand how hard you're making this for me
00:42:14you're coming in here in your fucking bikini huh
00:42:16yeah I know what you're doing
00:42:17I'm not doing anything
00:42:19yes you are
00:42:21you know what even if I was
00:42:22I guess I'm just playing into the game
00:42:24because that's all this is
00:42:25yeah
00:42:26okay so then earlier I should have kissed Chad
00:42:29I had two options
00:42:30you and him
00:42:31and I picked wrong
00:42:36don't say stupid shit like that Ellie
00:42:39Chad's a predator
00:42:40and a loser
00:42:41and you do deserve somebody
00:42:42a lot better than that okay
00:42:46I can
00:42:52oh
00:42:54is he
00:42:55hard
00:42:59at least Chad is honest about what he wants
00:43:02you want to think of being honest
00:43:09oh it's getting hot in here
00:43:11you know
00:43:13biology
00:43:15whether it's biology or not
00:43:18I'm the one who's causing it
00:43:23Ali
00:43:24Brett
00:43:25he goes out here
00:43:26fucking shit
00:43:27what the fuck is he doing here
00:43:28you have to get out
00:43:29I can't get out
00:43:29if I get out he's gonna see me with my flagpole
00:43:31and he's gonna kill me
00:43:32okay well yeah he definitely can't see us like this
00:43:34so I
00:43:35I'm gonna get out
00:43:36okay cool
00:43:37Ali hey
00:43:38oh my god he's telling you
00:43:40Ali hey
00:43:41just get under
00:43:42get under what
00:43:42Brett
00:43:43you have to get down
00:43:48Ali
00:43:49hi
00:43:49showing alone
00:43:51yeah but I'm naked
00:43:53what I'm naked
00:43:54get out
00:43:56you're
00:43:58you're not though
00:44:00okay well
00:44:01I also have a vibe
00:44:03and you're ruining it
00:44:04so
00:44:04I'm sorry I just
00:44:05I wanted to get my charger
00:44:06I left it on here yesterday
00:44:07you got it
00:44:08so
00:44:08I also wanted to say that
00:44:12I think you did a great job today
00:44:15I mean it
00:44:15you kicked ass
00:44:16and I'm sorry that I was a
00:44:18an asshole about it
00:44:21thanks
00:44:27okay but what was the kiss cam thing
00:44:29seeing my best friend
00:44:31just suck my sister's face off
00:44:33traumatized me
00:44:34so I'm just wondering
00:44:36why you did that
00:44:38Ron
00:44:39I mean it's a kiss cam
00:44:40it's a game
00:44:41everyone does it
00:44:43a game
00:44:44I just feel like it's kind of
00:44:45I don't know
00:44:46a dream
00:44:46this is a guy that you've
00:44:47had a crush on your whole life
00:44:49well it was him
00:44:50or it was Chad
00:44:51so who did you want me to pick
00:44:53that's fair
00:44:55Chad sucks
00:44:55yeah
00:44:56tone it down a little bit
00:44:57okay
00:44:58okay
00:44:58he's my best friend
00:44:59and I don't want things to be weird
00:45:02they won't be
00:45:06okay
00:45:06thanks
00:45:09what was that
00:45:12what was that
00:45:15sorry
00:45:16I got water in my nose
00:45:17okay
00:45:18I'm okay
00:45:19don't drown
00:45:19okay
00:45:19have a good soak I guess
00:45:21okay
00:45:23bye
00:45:30God the alien one's gonna die
00:45:34good talk
00:45:34wait
00:45:38I have to ask you something
00:45:41I'm going to ask him out
00:45:42on a date
00:45:43don't be the little sister Allison
00:45:44be the girl he kissed
00:45:46there's this
00:45:48like stupid event
00:45:49thing tomorrow
00:45:50I was just
00:45:51wondering if you
00:45:52would want to go with me
00:46:00got plans Allie
00:46:04okay
00:46:05yeah whatever
00:46:06I just
00:46:20Brett
00:46:20I guess we have the same plans
00:46:30except his or with Rita
00:46:32not me
00:46:42look
00:46:43charity case is running a charity sale
00:46:45she's finally getting back
00:46:46did you know
00:46:47Allison hand makes
00:46:48these little trinkets
00:46:49it's giving kindergarten
00:46:50arts and crafts
00:46:52I didn't know you two
00:46:53were coming together
00:46:55I came by myself
00:46:56Brett was kind enough
00:46:57to help me
00:46:58with my family's donation
00:47:00daddy donated a little
00:47:01of his collection
00:47:02nothing major
00:47:02just some Birkin bags
00:47:04some vintage Rolex watches
00:47:07let's see what you're
00:47:08peddling here Allie
00:47:11how much are you asking
00:47:13for this
00:47:14$15
00:47:15I made it myself
00:47:17$15
00:47:18for some plastic and twine
00:47:20you don't have to buy it
00:47:21it's ambitious
00:47:23you know I don't think
00:47:24it's ambitious enough
00:47:26I'm gonna take
00:47:27I'm gonna take
00:47:28every single one
00:47:29of these bracelets
00:47:33you wanna say
00:47:34$500 a piece
00:47:37are you insane
00:47:38you actually want
00:47:39this garbage
00:47:40you know I value
00:47:40the artist
00:47:41that's just how expensive
00:47:42something looks
00:47:42so $500
00:47:44what's that supposed to mean
00:47:45she's nothing
00:47:46no you're nothing
00:47:47especially
00:47:48compared to her
00:47:49how dare you compare
00:47:50me to this peasant
00:47:53why don't you
00:47:54get out of here
00:47:55no I'm serious
00:47:56don't come back
00:47:56to this table again
00:48:01you know I do think
00:48:02this stuff is pretty
00:48:02what are you doing
00:48:03what do you mean
00:48:05you can't keep
00:48:05doing this to me
00:48:06you blew me off
00:48:07yesterday
00:48:08and then today
00:48:08you come and you
00:48:09buy all of my jewelry
00:48:10you're distant with me
00:48:11one second
00:48:12and then you defend
00:48:13me the next
00:48:13what do you want
00:48:14I'm just trying
00:48:16no
00:48:17Allison
00:48:18party at my place
00:48:20celebrating the big win
00:48:21you coming
00:48:24I don't know
00:48:25I'm not interested
00:48:27she's a grown woman
00:48:28she can speak
00:48:29for herself
00:48:31so
00:48:32what do you say
00:48:34you're not going
00:48:36anywhere
00:48:37and there goes
00:48:38the big brother
00:48:39act again
00:48:39who does he think
00:48:40he is toying
00:48:41with my feelings
00:48:42like this
00:48:42you hate Chad
00:48:43Brett
00:48:44fine
00:48:44Chad's my new
00:48:45best friend then
00:48:46no yeah
00:48:48sounds fun
00:48:52I'll be there
00:49:01there she is
00:49:02my guest of honor
00:49:05damn Allison
00:49:06you look sexy
00:49:07oh
00:49:09thanks
00:49:13it's a cool party
00:49:14yeah you know
00:49:15I threw this whole thing
00:49:16just for you
00:49:17really for me
00:49:19why did you do that
00:49:21you're single
00:49:22I'm single
00:49:23you need another reason
00:49:26so what's the deal
00:49:27with you and Brett
00:49:28huh
00:49:29no deal
00:49:30there's nothing
00:49:31happening between us
00:49:32he's just a friend
00:49:33of a friend
00:49:34of my brother
00:49:35so
00:49:37is his loss
00:49:38is his loss
00:49:38my gain
00:49:41hey you picked the wrong guy
00:49:43to kiss on the cam
00:49:44Allison
00:49:45let's fix that
00:49:50yeah
00:49:51no why not
00:49:52there's nothing between me
00:49:54and Brett
00:49:54obviously
00:49:55maybe I should just move on
00:49:56you haven't played
00:49:57the pocky challenge
00:49:58no
00:49:59what's that
00:49:59we each bite from one end
00:50:01until one of us
00:50:02chickens out
00:50:03come on
00:50:18damn it
00:50:19why am I thinking about him
00:50:21at a time like this
00:50:22come on Allison
00:50:23you're already here
00:50:35fine
00:50:37but I play to win
00:50:43check it out
00:50:4410 bucks say they kiss
00:51:00dude what the fuck
00:51:02game's over
00:51:02let's go
00:51:04excuse me
00:51:04what are you doing
00:51:05get off of me
00:51:06what do you think
00:51:06you're doing
00:51:07you're ruining my night
00:51:08do you think I care
00:51:09that I'm ruining your night
00:51:10what do you think
00:51:10Ron would think
00:51:11if he knew you were happy
00:51:11don't care
00:51:12how about you
00:51:12elect your someone
00:51:13who gives a fuck
00:51:14come on
00:51:14okay
00:51:14no more of these
00:51:15stupid games
00:51:15you don't have to
00:51:16play this shit
00:51:16I know
00:51:17I don't have to
00:51:18play these stupid games
00:51:19I'm playing them
00:51:20because I want to
00:51:23get the fuck away
00:51:24away from me
00:51:34oh my god
00:51:35oh shit
00:51:37oh
00:51:38oh
00:51:39oh
00:51:39oh
00:51:39oh
00:51:41oh
00:51:44oh
00:51:45oh
00:51:45oh
00:51:46oh
00:51:47oh
00:51:48oh
00:51:57oh
00:51:57oh
00:51:57oh my god
00:51:57is she okay
00:52:01hey
00:52:02hey
00:52:03hey
00:52:03look at me
00:52:03look at me
00:52:04look at me
00:52:05hey
00:52:05hey
00:52:06you okay
00:52:07I can't
00:52:07I can't
00:52:08I can't feel it
00:52:09I can't feel it
00:52:10just try to breathe
00:52:11all right
00:52:12hey
00:52:15I'm gonna be okay
00:52:17all right
00:52:18let's get you
00:52:19hey
00:52:19let's get you
00:52:24get out of my way
00:52:27move
00:52:28move
00:52:29move
00:52:30just put me down
00:52:31here we go
00:52:32put you down
00:52:32hurry
00:52:33you know you could have died
00:52:36and Chad I mean my god
00:52:38you have no business being around that guy
00:52:39let alone being this close to kissing him
00:52:41huh
00:52:41anybody who's half a brain cell
00:52:42will realize he's a total fucking douche bag
00:52:44right
00:52:44that's not fair
00:52:46what's not fair
00:52:48what's not fair
00:52:49what am I not understanding
00:52:50huh
00:52:50what don't I understand
00:52:51I don't know how this works
00:52:53okay
00:52:54I'm sorry
00:52:55I'm figuring it out
00:52:56I don't know how guys work all the time
00:52:58you know what
00:52:59that's fantastic
00:52:59I'm so happy that you're able to admit that
00:53:01okay
00:53:01you're not any better than me
00:53:03I'm not any better
00:53:04what did I do
00:53:05how am I not any better
00:53:07what are you talking about
00:53:08you're worse
00:53:08I jumped in the pool
00:53:09I saved your life
00:53:10and now what
00:53:11I'm an asshole
00:53:12how am I worse
00:53:12you're worse
00:53:14because you saved me
00:53:15when I was drowning
00:53:16yeah
00:53:16because you gave me your uniform
00:53:18when mine was ruined
00:53:20because you caught me
00:53:22when I fell in front of everyone
00:53:23because you drove me to school
00:53:24when I was late
00:53:25yeah I know
00:53:26I sound like such a total jerk
00:53:29you know
00:53:31I don't understand
00:53:33you made me fall in love with you
00:53:38that's the worst thing
00:53:40I did
00:53:41I fell in love with you
00:53:42I'm in love with you
00:53:43and you're my brother's best friend
00:53:45I know that
00:53:45I know
00:53:46so then why do you keep swooping in
00:53:48and saving me
00:53:49like a hero
00:53:50and then pushing me away
00:53:52am I crazy
00:53:53do you not feel anything
00:53:56because you're playing with my feelings
00:53:58and you can't keep doing that
00:54:01okay
00:54:02I want you
00:54:03to tell me
00:54:04to stop
00:54:06tell me that you don't want this
00:54:07tell me you want me
00:54:08to get away from you right now
00:54:09I'm gonna tell you to stop
00:54:11I'm never gonna tell you to stop
00:54:18fuck it
00:54:34I've wanted to do that for so long
00:54:44listen you have no idea
00:54:46every single time I saw you
00:54:47it was him
00:54:48I always just wanted to tell you
00:54:50that you've always been more to me
00:54:52than just my best friend's sister
00:54:55why didn't you say anything
00:54:57I made a promise to run
00:55:00but you know what
00:55:07I don't give a fuck about promises anymore
00:55:19I think about you every day
00:55:22every morning
00:55:24and every night
00:55:27every single time I close my eyes
00:55:30it's you that I see
00:55:33every time
00:55:37hey
00:55:45I want you to take me
00:55:48right here
00:55:51right now
00:56:05so what do we now
00:56:12what do you want us to be
00:56:15what do you want me to be
00:56:18I want you to be mine
00:56:22I think I already am
00:56:27but what about Ron
00:56:29he's gonna kill you
00:56:31I know Ron loves you very much
00:56:33he's very protective older brother
00:56:35but I think he'll come around
00:56:36when he sees
00:56:39how much I love you
00:56:46I don't know I think
00:56:49I think we should maybe
00:56:50keep it a secret
00:56:53just for now
00:56:55I don't want to keep it a secret
00:56:57I know
00:57:00but it's just
00:57:01for a little
00:57:02until we find the right moment
00:57:05yeah
00:57:07yeah
00:57:07I don't know
00:57:08until you're away
00:57:10it'll be secret Lars
00:57:28thinking about you
00:57:37hi captain
00:57:39when are you coming to pick me up
00:57:40I am currently stuck
00:57:42in the worst traffic ever right now
00:57:43I'm two seconds away
00:57:44from ditching my car
00:57:45and just sprinting to you
00:57:48aww
00:57:48well
00:57:49as much as I'd love to see you
00:57:50running to me
00:57:52don't
00:57:53my legs are killing me
00:57:54and
00:57:56I really like your car
00:57:57oh I know you love my car
00:57:59he grabs me by the waist
00:58:00hoisting me up
00:58:01putting me on the hood of his car
00:58:03Brett
00:58:03stop
00:58:04don't read my smut
00:58:06I'm telling you
00:58:07every single word that you've ever written
00:58:09is etched into my heart
00:58:10into my soul
00:58:12he trails kisses from my neck
00:58:14to my breasts
00:58:15gently sucking
00:58:16and biting
00:58:17holy shit
00:58:18that is literal trash
00:58:21but why does it sound like
00:58:22fifty shades of grey
00:58:23when he says it
00:58:25I feel so hot right now
00:58:29palms my center
00:58:30slowly massaging my folds
00:58:33are you away Allie?
00:58:34fuck
00:58:43oh my god
00:58:43someone's coming
00:58:44um
00:58:44I have to go fake my own death
00:58:46bye
00:58:46I'm glad that somebody's coming
00:59:07hey
00:59:08are you okay?
00:59:09you sounded sick
00:59:09do you need help?
00:59:11mind your own business
00:59:12virgin mary
00:59:13you think just because
00:59:13Brett took a chance on you
00:59:14once you're on my level now?
00:59:17I was just trying to help
00:59:20save it for someone
00:59:21who gives a damn
00:59:24shoot
00:59:25I'm late
00:59:44Brett
00:59:46that's Allison's
00:59:48uh
00:59:50I found it in the bathroom
00:59:50if I'd known it was your little girlfriends
00:59:52I never would have touched it
01:00:10see what you're up to
01:00:13hey
01:00:14hey
01:00:14you found my bag
01:00:15I was looking for that
01:00:16thank you
01:00:17no problem
01:00:21attention
01:00:22all members of the cheerleading squad
01:00:24it has been brought to our attention that apparently someone on this squad is using illegal drugs
01:00:29I strongly suggest
01:00:31whoever's responsible to come forward now
01:00:34otherwise will be forced to contact the campus police for a thorough search
01:00:39well
01:00:40I think we all know someone who would do anything to stop being the fat friend
01:00:44right?
01:00:45I'm sorry but I just saw you throwing up in the bathroom like 10 minutes ago
01:00:48excuse me
01:00:48I was fixing my makeup
01:00:50sounded like you were retching
01:00:51and I asked you if you were okay
01:00:53look at this
01:00:53this is perfection
01:00:55it's every girl's dream
01:00:56I don't need shortcuts
01:00:57and we all know someone who could lose a little weight
01:00:59I mean after all
01:01:01who came in with zero athletic ability
01:01:03and suddenly has endless energy
01:01:04search me
01:01:06I have nothing to hide
01:01:11your turn Scott
01:01:13sure but I
01:01:15Rita
01:01:17jackpot
01:01:19well well well
01:01:20look who needs drugs to keep up with the real athletes
01:01:23I knew it
01:01:24no one gets that good that quick
01:01:27without cheating
01:01:28Allison
01:01:29performance enhancing substances
01:01:31are grounds for immediate dismissal of the squad
01:01:33coach I promise you I've never seen those before
01:01:35okay those aren't mine
01:01:37right
01:01:37a cheater and a liar
01:01:40coach please listen to me
01:01:42I've never seen those
01:01:43I don't know what they are
01:01:45lying
01:01:45it's the only way a cow like her could ever compete with us
01:01:49they're mine
01:01:50yeah those are actually my vitamins
01:01:53did you forget I asked you to hold on to my vitamins this morning
01:01:56yeah sorry I should have uh labeled them or something
01:01:59he's right
01:02:00they're just vitamins
01:02:01no they aren't
01:02:02uh Miss Russo
01:02:03how is it
01:02:04that you come to possess such extensive knowledge of these banned substances
01:02:08I just
01:02:11they look suspicious
01:02:12we were just worried about the integrity of the team
01:02:15yeah we wanted to make sure everything was legitimate
01:02:17that's enough
01:02:19all I see here are three bullies trying to frame a teammate
01:02:23Rita you are stripped of captaincy effective immediately
01:02:26what
01:02:27you can't do that
01:02:29championships are in two weeks
01:02:30nobody else knows the whole routine
01:02:32I mean I know it
01:02:33yeah every count every formation I could step up and do it
01:02:38you little bitch
01:02:39you think you can just walk in here and steal everything from me
01:02:41that's enough Rita
01:02:43my decision is final
01:02:48listen up
01:02:49when it's Allison's turn for the basket toss
01:02:51you're gonna have a little timing issue
01:02:53you want us to drop her?
01:02:55she could get seriously hurt
01:02:56that's the point
01:02:58accidents happen all the time in cheerleading
01:03:00so tragic
01:03:01I can't do that
01:03:02coach will kill me
01:03:03fine
01:03:04and say goodbye to those little supplements that keep you fitting in your uniforms
01:03:08I know everything
01:03:09girls
01:03:09every dirty little secret
01:03:11do exactly as I say
01:03:13or you're gone
01:03:14you're cool
01:03:15and make sure she falls hard enough
01:03:16she never gets back up
01:03:25very sweet
01:03:28what happened back there?
01:03:29how did you know that Rita put those vitamins in my purse?
01:03:31I saw Rita putting something in your bag
01:03:35so I swapped it out
01:03:37I knew it
01:03:38I knew she was up to something
01:03:40you know I heard her
01:03:40in the bathroom like 10 minutes before
01:03:43Jesus
01:03:43yeah
01:03:44she was throwing up
01:03:45it was when we were
01:03:48when we were
01:03:49having
01:03:53phone sex
01:03:56so she's the one who interrupted my grand finale
01:03:59Allison, do you have any idea how hard it was to stop?
01:04:03hey, do you
01:04:05do you think I'm fat?
01:04:07seriously, go put that garbage in your head
01:04:09I don't have one to say anything like that again
01:04:10I mean, I'm being serious though
01:04:12I'm being serious too
01:04:13Allison
01:04:15perfect kiss me, you are
01:04:16yeah
01:04:17I'll always be there
01:04:20to catch you when you fall
01:04:23always
01:04:26alright
01:04:27on the count
01:04:28you both perform an elevated prep
01:04:30Rita, you're up first
01:04:31then Allison
01:04:44okay, Allison
01:04:46hey
01:04:47great job you guys
01:04:48you killed it
01:05:12hey
01:05:13I told you to catch you
01:05:15Brett
01:05:17you just saved my life
01:05:21I guess that makes me like a bag of tree wheat or something, huh?
01:05:25are you serious, Scott?
01:05:27you bailed on the stunt
01:05:28so you could dry hump the football captain?
01:05:30are you kidding me?
01:05:31they almost dropped me
01:05:32I could have been paralyzed
01:05:33I could have died
01:05:34that would have been the best news of my life
01:05:36Rita
01:05:37that is a disgusting thing to say
01:05:39leave the gym
01:05:40and think very carefully
01:05:41about your future on this team
01:05:45oh
01:05:46Brett
01:05:46thank you
01:05:48oh my gosh
01:05:48I really appreciate that catch
01:05:50I almost had a heart attack
01:05:51alright everyone
01:05:52in light of
01:05:54performances
01:05:54and character
01:05:56I am so proud to announce
01:05:58Allison Scott
01:05:59as the new captain
01:06:02thank you
01:06:03wow
01:06:05congratulations Captain Scott
01:06:07I'm proud of you
01:06:08wanna show me
01:06:10just how proud you are
01:06:13and that's game
01:06:14state loses
01:06:1521 to 35
01:06:19Ali
01:06:20look I know
01:06:21it's not what you wanted
01:06:22it's okay
01:06:23because you did good
01:06:23that's all that matters
01:06:24thanks bro
01:06:26I'm gonna go take a piss
01:06:26I'll be right back
01:06:27ew
01:06:28don't ever touch me again
01:06:29weirdo
01:06:30yo
01:06:31Allison
01:06:32she is
01:06:33looking good baby
01:06:34y'all do private shows
01:06:36you know
01:06:36something with a little extra
01:06:37bump and grind
01:06:39you're so gross
01:06:42yo what the hell
01:06:43are you serious
01:06:44what
01:06:44what's going on
01:06:45I'm just waiting for the MVP
01:06:46yo don't play with me bitch
01:06:48you've been teasing me for weeks
01:06:50I'm in your dreams
01:06:51how about you spend more time
01:06:53training on the field
01:06:54so that what happens today
01:06:55never happens again
01:06:57you think you're so fucking special
01:06:59why
01:07:00you know everyone knows
01:07:01how you got the captain's position
01:07:03how
01:07:03by sucking your way to the top
01:07:05I mean that must be how you got out there
01:07:07considering how much you suck
01:07:09while you play
01:07:10you shameless whore
01:07:13hey
01:07:14I'm more than one
01:07:15I do
01:07:16you're defending your slut's honor huh
01:07:18she's a public bus
01:07:20everybody gets a ride
01:07:23hey
01:07:24hey
01:07:25hey fuckface
01:07:26you keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth
01:07:35what's going on here
01:07:36I mean coach
01:07:37we all saw it
01:07:37Chad was gonna hit her
01:07:39you're gonna hit her
01:07:41get my office now
01:07:42you
01:07:43with me
01:07:44this is a really nasty cut
01:07:46okay let's
01:07:47we should take you to the ER
01:07:48okay
01:07:49alright
01:07:50you sure you're on me
01:07:56it's a really nasty cut
01:07:58right
01:07:58you could have broken your hand
01:08:00yeah well it was totally worth it
01:08:02never let anybody get away with cheating like that
01:08:05set up
01:08:11you know I could kind of get used to this
01:08:13having uh
01:08:14nurse Allison around
01:08:16take care of me
01:08:17help me out
01:08:19yo guys
01:08:20304
01:08:20I think it's this one
01:08:21let's go see the hero
01:08:23oh shit
01:08:23no that's Ron and the whole team
01:08:25they can't see us like this
01:08:27I won't let him
01:08:29let's tell him
01:08:30let's tell him the truth
01:08:31in front of
01:08:32the entire team
01:08:34Ron's gonna kill you
01:08:36what do I do?
01:08:38let's hide
01:08:39yeah
01:08:39alright
01:08:45Brett
01:08:46Brett you in there?
01:08:47yeah I'm just uh
01:08:48washing up man
01:08:49God you have no idea
01:08:52how crazy you drive me
01:08:54you know every single time I see you
01:08:56all I can think about is uh
01:09:01doing this
01:09:03you need a hand man?
01:09:04no I got everything I need uh
01:09:07right here
01:09:13you gotta be quiet
01:09:17let's see what happens
01:09:20Brett stop jerking off
01:09:21and get your ass out here man
01:09:22hey you know what
01:09:23it uh
01:09:24takes me a very long time
01:09:26assholes
01:09:36I feel what you did
01:09:37I feel what you did
01:09:40it's kinda hard to miss
01:09:42yeah
01:09:44100
01:09:46Brett you gotta
01:09:47you gotta speed this up man
01:09:48we got your food
01:09:49it's gonna get cold
01:09:49you know my hands are soft bro
01:09:51I can help you
01:09:51hey why don't you guys just beat it
01:09:53alright
01:09:53I'm gonna be a little while
01:09:55alright let's just give him some space
01:09:56enjoy your blue balls
01:09:58yeah don't pull muscles
01:09:59you know I took a pretty big hit for you today
01:10:02I think I've earned some uh
01:10:05Alison physical therapy time
01:10:07if you know what I mean
01:10:08you know you could have just asked
01:10:11you didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky
01:10:29are you gonna help me
01:10:32no I think I'm just gonna watch
01:10:51Brad goes pro after this guarantee
01:10:54I've heard the half time show is gonna break the internet
01:10:56Captain Scott's changed the whole game
01:10:58sick
01:10:59ladies and gentlemen
01:11:00let's make some noise for your state university cheerleading squad
01:11:04led by Captain Alison Scott
01:11:08I will end you
01:11:10leave it
01:11:13save your applause everyone
01:11:14you're cheering for a fraud
01:11:16your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot
01:11:19she bought it
01:11:20with illegal performance enhancers
01:11:22and her dealer
01:11:23look no further than your MVP
01:11:25MVP Brett Harrison
01:11:31that's that's not true
01:11:33you know what I don't care
01:11:35Rita's the one that's been taking drugs
01:11:37okay she's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them
01:11:39just ask them yourself
01:11:41oh really
01:11:42let's ask the squad then
01:11:47Brett approached us about a month ago
01:11:50he said he had good stuff
01:11:52but only if we helped Alison become captain
01:11:56you know that's bullshit
01:11:57I have proof
01:12:01I know real doctors
01:12:03I've got pills
01:12:04Allie
01:12:05no more being blackmailed
01:12:08let Alison take the captain position
01:12:11this is insane okay
01:12:13I've never taken a drug in my life
01:12:16oh sweetie
01:12:17it's all coming out now
01:12:18I saw her taking pills
01:12:19for practice
01:12:20we trusted you
01:12:22cheater
01:12:25hey anybody who messes with her
01:12:27messes with me
01:12:28open your eyes Brett
01:12:30she's using you
01:12:31for the clout
01:12:32for the status
01:12:33who was she before you slept with her
01:12:36nobody
01:12:36a total bottom feeder
01:12:38Rita you know what you're so full of shit
01:12:39it's unbelievable
01:12:40how'd you get that video huh
01:12:42and what'd you do to it
01:12:42you have nothing to fear
01:12:43if you have nothing to hide
01:12:46listen
01:12:47just
01:12:47please listen to me
01:12:49everybody just shut up
01:12:50this is my sister okay
01:12:51she would never do something like this
01:12:54and here come the pretzels
01:12:56all right
01:12:57that's enough
01:12:58that's enough
01:12:59now
01:12:59in light of these
01:13:01significant allegations
01:13:02as well as the
01:13:03evidence that has been presented
01:13:05I have no choice
01:13:07Alison Scott
01:13:08you are hereby removed
01:13:09from your position as captain
01:13:11of the cheerleader
01:13:11furthermore
01:13:12you are placed on academic suspension
01:13:14pending an expulsion hearing
01:13:16justice for the real athletes
01:13:19hold on
01:13:19hold it
01:13:21if you would please
01:13:22look to the jumbotron
01:13:24I know some real doctors
01:13:25that can help you guys
01:13:26get healthy
01:13:27with the right body
01:13:28no more pills
01:13:29no more purging
01:13:29no more blackmail
01:13:30you'd really help us
01:13:32absolutely
01:13:32listen you guys
01:13:33are never gonna have to take
01:13:34any of Rita's
01:13:35take your spouse ever again
01:13:36so
01:13:36what's the catch
01:13:37we're gonna make Rita
01:13:38take some of her own medicine
01:13:40this video
01:13:41this is the real conversation
01:13:43not the edited one
01:13:45that Rita just played
01:13:47not for the drugs
01:13:49these are the drugs
01:13:50that I gave the girls
01:13:50they're vitamins
01:13:51you can get these
01:13:52at any pharmacy
01:13:53in the world
01:13:54you wanna check these out
01:13:55principal
01:13:59he's right
01:14:00these are common supplements
01:14:01everybody
01:14:02Rita is the one
01:14:04who has been forcing
01:14:04her teammates
01:14:05to take dangerous
01:14:06weight loss supplements
01:14:08she's been threatening them
01:14:09if they wouldn't comply
01:14:10and she's been shaming them
01:14:11degrading them
01:14:12for the bodies
01:14:12that they have
01:14:13now every body is different
01:14:14but all bodies
01:14:15are beautiful
01:14:16Rita sabotaged Allison
01:14:18for one reason
01:14:18one reason only
01:14:19because she was a threat
01:14:20she threatened the total control
01:14:22that Rita had
01:14:23over the entire squad
01:14:24and it's horrible
01:14:25because Allison
01:14:26she's a beautiful person
01:14:27and she would never
01:14:28do anything like this
01:14:30and she deserves
01:14:30to be the cheer captain
01:14:34that's not true
01:14:34he's lying
01:14:36she's the one
01:14:37who's in drugging the team
01:14:38lock her up
01:14:39lock her up
01:14:41lock her up
01:14:42lock her up
01:14:43you fucking bitch
01:14:44you ruined my life
01:14:46you ruined it yourself
01:14:58look at you
01:15:00playing the victim
01:15:01you've been throwing yourself
01:15:03at me for weeks
01:15:04just when I give you a chance
01:15:07you ruined crying
01:15:08to Harrison
01:15:08nothing but a little
01:15:10shut up dude
01:15:11shut up
01:15:12what are you gonna do
01:15:13about it Harrison
01:15:13I don't have to do anything
01:15:14you're gonna get exactly
01:15:15what you deserve
01:15:16right now
01:15:17Mr. Williams
01:15:21apparently we've had a number
01:15:23of allegations
01:15:24of sexual harassment
01:15:25against you
01:15:26from various female students
01:15:27as of now
01:15:28you are officially suspended
01:15:30from all school activities
01:15:31what
01:15:32no
01:15:32my father
01:15:33your father
01:15:34may have his name
01:15:35on the library
01:15:36but I assure you
01:15:37his money will not
01:15:38buy you immunity
01:15:39you can take him away
01:15:40already is over
01:15:41let go
01:15:42no
01:15:42I'll throw you off
01:15:44this isn't over
01:15:47and as for you
01:15:48Ms. Scott
01:15:49on behalf
01:15:50of the entire administration
01:15:52I would like to apologize
01:15:54to you
01:15:55for everything
01:15:56that you've had to endure
01:15:57and as of now
01:15:58you can consider yourself
01:16:00officially reinstated
01:16:01as captain
01:16:03you can consider yourself
01:16:04officially reinstated
01:16:06as captain
01:16:08thank you principal
01:16:09alright everyone
01:16:10sorry for the unexpected drama
01:16:12I hope you enjoyed the show
01:16:14but
01:16:15we have a game
01:16:16to get back to
01:16:16so let's cheer on our wolves
01:16:31let's win
01:16:33let's win
01:16:34state university
01:16:35wins it all
01:16:39yeah
01:16:41yes
01:16:46what's going on
01:16:51yes
01:16:53yes
01:16:54yes
01:16:55yes
01:16:57yes
01:16:58yes
01:16:59is
01:17:05yes
01:17:06good
01:17:06yes
01:17:08the way i'm not even surprised
01:17:13hey well you know what uh he's cool i think he knew before we did
01:17:19i love you kid scott i love you too quarterback
01:17:39you
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