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00:00You
00:16We should go
00:18We promised we'd help with breakfast. Hey, let's go to your room instead
00:22Your brother's not watching us. I don't know Bryce. I'm really not feeling this
00:29Bryce, I don't want to have sex with you right now
00:31Hey, just let me stick it out. What you know, but you've never put out
00:37Yeah, because I'm a virgin Bryce. We talked about this and you know what morning sex with bad breath and
00:42my brother standing five feet away
00:43Don't exactly turn me on. Okay, but I thought you were supposed to be a slut
00:49What?
00:52Why would you say that it's what everyone says? Oh, you know what we're done, okay?
00:57Get off me. Babe, come on. It's a good thing
01:03You know what this is all your fault actually
01:05What's the matter you can't stop thinking about me while you're making out with your boyfriend?
01:10Ex-boyfriend. What the hell Sumner? Come on. Don't be like that
01:13No, you know what you only wanted me for my body because you heard all those goddamn rumors
01:17I didn't start those rumors. Oh, but you sure inspired them. Didn't you?
01:22And now my own boyfriend is calling me a slut. Hey for the record. I said I want you to
01:26be a slut
01:27What the fuck did you say? Don't touch me. Don't touch me, man. Get off me
01:32Corbin, don't! No, let go of me. Let go of me
01:34You know he's gonna tell coach
01:37Look, I want a Bryce beatdown more than anything
01:40Especially since he got with my sister in the first place
01:43But we get into one more fight, man, we're off the lacrosse team
01:49Hello
01:51Did I just walk in on some sort of messed up menage a trois?
01:55Bryce was just leaving
01:58Stay away from Sumner
02:00Where am I supposed to sleep?
02:02Half the class is staying at the lake this week
02:04Daisy Cooper's right down the street. Go crash on her couch
02:07Just get your shit and go
02:18You okay?
02:19You can stop acting like you care about me. He's gone
02:23Who says I'm acting?
02:24If you're waiting for me to thank you, then don't hold your breath
02:27Or you know what? Do and then I'll finally be rid of you
02:34I'm sad
02:46Bryce was supposed to be different
02:47He was the new kid
02:48He didn't grow up hearing all that crap about me being a slut
02:50You do realize I didn't spread those rumors, right?
02:53No, you just untied my bikini so I flashed the entire 8th grade pool party
02:56Okay, if there was some way I could prove to you how much I regret it, I would do it
03:00in a heartbeat
03:01Um, public humiliation would be nice
03:03Hey, I can work with that, thank you
03:06That's something
03:08Look Sum, I've known you since you were five years old
03:10And believe it or not, you didn't always hate me
03:12Funny, I don't remember that
03:15I know you're pissed about something and I know it's more than just me
03:18You know the worst part about being called a slut is
03:21You know I've never even
03:28You know what, forget it
03:30You don't know anything about me
03:32I know you shouldn't have been with Bryce in the first place
03:34Why?
03:35Because of the lacrosse team's stupid bro code?
03:37I mean, yeah, there's that definitely
03:39But no, mainly because you're just way better than him
03:46I mean, I don't get the appeal with that guy
03:48What's his thing, he got like a huge cock or something?
03:54No, I mean, I don't know, okay? I never saw it
04:01Oh, oh, okay
04:09I was never going to date Bryce forever, I was just
04:12Sort of
04:13Using him for his body
04:16Okay, well it sounds bad when you say it
04:18I don't know, I just thought
04:19Spring break, no parents
04:23I didn't want to go away to college next year without
04:27You didn't want to graduate high school the Virgin
04:30Well now I will, thanks to you
04:32Come on
04:34I know you have this whole
04:35Lame all your life problems on Corbin thing going on
04:38But there is no way you can blame that on me
04:41Oh really?
04:42Watch me
04:44Corbin Montgomery is the bane of my pathetic and
04:47Sexless existence
04:49See?
04:50There
04:51Easy
04:51You were with Bryce for like four months
04:54Why didn't you just do it then?
04:56Because
04:57Because I don't know, it just didn't feel right
04:59Or good
05:03Hmm
05:05What?
05:07No, it's just I've heard of guys not being able to get their girl across the finish line
05:11Just never had that problem, so
05:14Aren't you special?
05:17Believe it or not, I actually enjoy making my girl feel good
05:21Well you know what, maybe I don't need it to feel good for my first time
05:24I mean, half the school's here, I can just pick someone and get it over with
05:28No
05:29What?
05:29No, what?
05:30No, your first time needs to be with someone special
05:35Someone who sees you
05:45Yo, help me bring this stuff out
05:57What's going on with you two?
06:00Nothing
06:02Nothing
06:02Nothing
06:04Yeah, no, just trying not to kill each other, you know, nothing
06:08Nothing, nothing new
06:09She must not be trying too hard
06:11Cause for a second there, it seemed like
06:14You were catching feelings
06:16Feelings? Me?
06:17Dude, come on, I don't do feelings
06:19And especially not for my sister
06:21I mean, you never do that to your best friend, right?
06:25No, of course not
06:28I mean, she's like my sister too, bro
06:30Come on
06:42You're never gonna win like that
06:45Definitely not now that you're here
06:50You gotta slow it down
06:51And feel it out
06:53Every game is different, but that's kinda what makes it fun
06:59What is?
07:00Figuring out exactly what move you need to make
07:08To score
07:10And feel good while doing it
07:14I have a feeling you're not talking about the game, are you?
07:19Look, if you wanna lose your virginity before you graduate
07:22And you want it to actually feel good
07:24You should let me be your first time
07:28Adam would never forgive us
07:30He leaves a day early, we could do it then
07:32Just a one time thing
07:34Adam is your best friend
07:35And he's my brother
07:36You really wanna jeopardize that?
07:38Why are you even suggesting this?
07:40Maybe I owe you one
07:44You can't even make me feel good
07:46Standing in a room together
07:48Sex with you would be like
07:50Like the dentist
07:52Painful, awkward, and gag-worthy
07:54I don't mind a little gagging
07:57Look, the way I see it
07:59We would round the bases before we took it home
08:02What does that mean?
08:07Well, first I
08:09Had to kiss you
08:15I'd make it feel like it actually means something
08:17Because it does
08:20And then I would slowly
08:25Touch it
08:27Everywhere except where you wanted it most
08:31And then when Adam leaves, we take it home
08:40Hey son, you wanna tan?
08:44Whoa!
08:46And what's going on here?
08:48Nothing
08:49I had something in my eye
08:53Mm-hmm
08:54You didn't realize you had eyes between your legs now
08:56Get your mind out of the gutter
08:58Yes, let's tan, I'll get changed
09:03Let's go
09:11Step in on your roller coaster
09:16Going down
09:17But I never felt this high
09:19Biggest ride of the century
09:30You want some help?
09:33I'm not letting you anywhere near my bikini strings.
09:37All good.
09:39Wasn't thinking about that anyway.
09:45Sit back, relax.
09:47Enjoy the view.
09:58I didn't take you for a foot fetish kind of guy.
10:02Oh, well, these aren't just any feet, are they?
10:06You know, what if you can't make me feel good?
10:09I'm not going to want to sleep with you.
10:12Okay, that's a good question.
10:15Um...
10:15I guess we have a little bet on our hands then, don't we?
10:18Yeah.
10:19And when you lose,
10:21you need to totally humiliate yourself.
10:25Okay, I can come up with something.
10:27But I'm not going to lose, so...
10:29Do we have a deal?
10:32Do your worst.
10:34So you consent?
10:37Enthusiastically.
10:40Enthusiastically.
10:42Time to suffer!
10:53Yeah, you know what?
10:54No.
10:55I'm not doing the ice plunge.
10:56What's wrong, Sam?
10:57You scared I'll beat your record?
11:00All right, fine.
11:01Time to make you suffer, Montgomery.
11:05All right.
11:08In three...
11:10two...
11:11one.
11:14Oh, you got to stop her.
11:21Up to the shoulders.
11:23Breathe.
11:24Oh my God.
11:25Oh my God.
11:25Oh my God.
11:26Oh my God.
11:26Oh my God.
11:26Oh my God.
11:26Oh, give up some.
11:28Sunshine's calling your name.
11:29Oh, fuck off, Corbin.
11:31Oh my God.
11:32Oh my God.
11:33Oh my God.
11:33Oh my God.
11:33Oh my God.
11:33Oh my God.
11:33Oh, what are you doing?
11:35What are you doing?
11:35Dude, what the hell?
11:37Oh, just conserving heat.
11:38Really?
11:39In front of my brother?
11:40You can get out anytime.
11:41I would gladly take the win.
11:42Oh, never.
11:45That's what I thought.
12:10You know, I could actually get used to this.
12:12Hmm.
12:12Me too.
12:13The water's feeling nice and warm.
12:15I wasn't talking about the water.
12:20You know, I can't trust anything you say, right?
12:22Now that you want to get in my pants.
12:26You remember that game we used to play when we were kids?
12:28We'd pretend to be, like, wizards and monsters and whatever.
12:33Yeah, and you were a troll.
12:36I was a knight.
12:37Thank you very much.
12:39But you remember what we used to do when we wanted to stop being pretend?
12:42Like, when we wanted to talk to each other for real?
12:53I really enjoy hanging out with you like this, though.
13:00Well, this is not a game.
13:02And we're not kids anymore, Corb.
13:04You know, you can take the win.
13:06I give up.
13:07Some wins.
13:11Weak sauce, man.
13:17Congrats.
13:19This whole you being nice thing isn't going to work.
13:42You still mad at me?
13:48Does that mean our bet's off?
13:50After you let me win yesterday?
13:52Not a chance.
13:54You know I want to make you suffer.
13:56Right?
13:58How are you going to do that?
14:00Well, I've been thinking, you know, this is probably harder for you than it is for me.
14:07So, if I can get you to quit, then I win, you lose, and you still have to humiliate yourself.
14:18So your big plan is to try and get me to quit?
14:24I mean, we both know I'm never going to sleep with you.
14:30But that doesn't mean that I can't torture you.
14:35I'm going to get you so worked up that you can't help yourself but quit.
14:44Oh, yeah?
14:46And how are you going to do that?
14:54Oops.
14:55Looks like I spilled.
15:09That's a good girl cleaning up your mess.
15:11How about I get the rest for you, though?
15:19You know, since our bet's still on, why don't we hit first base?
15:24What do you say?
15:27Why not?
15:31Like a girl.
15:53There you two are.
15:58Oh, am I interrupting again?
16:00No, not interrupting, and not again.
16:02Here, do you want some?
16:03Duh.
16:05Which one?
16:07Slasher zombies or slasher vampires?
16:09Uh, vampires.
16:11Oh, the way to started.
16:12Thanks.
16:13Yeah.
16:16You've got to be kidding me.
16:18I don't know what you're talking about.
16:20Girl, be so for real.
16:22Adam might be blind, but I can see the sparks flying between you two like the 4th of July.
16:26Well then, you should get your eyes checked.
16:42Adam, you want a carpet picnic with me?
16:44Let these two have the couch?
16:45Sure.
16:47Better sit six feet apart.
16:49Give me some of that ice cream.
16:50Come on down, son.
16:52Take a seat.
16:54What?
16:55Too scared of this one?
16:57Says the guy who cried at the end of Friday the 13th.
17:01Because I was sad.
17:02She was doing it for her kid.
17:03You would sympathize with a serial killer.
17:08Don't worry.
17:09I'll protect you.
17:11Protect me from your son.
17:36What are you doing?
17:37Just waiting for the right moment.
17:40Courtney.
17:41What?
17:42I'm not reckless.
17:43I'm just opportunistic.
17:45My brother and my best friend are sitting five feet away.
17:49Doesn't bother me.
17:49I was thinking maybe second base.
17:52You're unbelievable.
17:54Isn't that a no?
17:57You're insane if you think you're going to try anything.
18:00Yeah.
18:01You sure about that?
18:06Okay.
18:24You want me to stop?
18:40I'm too cute to eat.
18:49Time for bed, I think.
19:13Oh my god.
19:15Oh my god.
19:16Are you...
19:17Are you...
19:18Are you coming here to help me out?
19:20What?
19:20No, I...
19:26Like what you see?
19:27No.
19:27No.
19:28God, no.
19:32Excuse me.
19:33Just grabbing a towel.
19:38Well, I guess my plan's working.
19:41Oh yeah?
19:41How do you figure?
19:42It could last 24 hours.
19:44How are you going to survive the whole week?
19:46I mean, I don't mind taking care of myself before the real deal.
19:49I hope you're doing the same thing.
19:52I don't need to.
19:53Thank you very much.
19:54Yeah?
19:55You sure about that?
19:57I'm going to go use the other bathroom.
19:59Okay, you go do that.
20:07Look at this.
20:08Go.
20:08There we go.
20:09So annoying.
20:12Knock, knock, knock.
20:15Hey, party people.
20:16Hey, Daisy.
20:17What's going on?
20:20Grace and the other girls are staying in tonight and taking it easy.
20:24Hey, I had to leave before I lost my will to live.
20:27So did Bryce end up crashing with you?
20:30Yeah, he's been in his room all week playing Machine Gun Kelly on repeat.
20:35I broke into Grace's parents' liquor cabinet.
20:37Who wants a shot?
20:39I'm down.
20:40Why not?
20:41Okay.
20:42Yeah.
20:46You want a liquor?
20:48It's my favorite flavor, summer cherry.
20:51I'm okay.
20:52I'm more of a chocolate guy anyway.
20:57I'm so good with vodka.
20:59It's like a pre-chaser.
21:11All right.
21:12For spring break.
21:14Spring break.
21:15Spring break.
21:16Cheers.
21:16Spring break.
21:17Woo!
21:18Woo!
21:21Ugh.
21:22Whoa.
21:23Ugh.
21:25Let's play a game.
21:27Suck and blow?
21:28Gross.
21:29No, I'm not playing that with my brother here.
21:32Um, sardines?
21:34Ooh, yes.
21:35I always love this house for sardines.
21:37Great.
21:38I'll hide first.
21:39Okay.
21:39I need a breather.
21:41Especially after that shot.
21:55How did you find me so fast?
21:58This has been your spot since we were kids.
22:00I won't tell Adam.
22:02Don't worry.
22:03Adam couldn't find the laundry room if I drew him a map.
22:06I saw you shooting daggers at Daisy out there.
22:08You saw no such thing.
22:11You jealous?
22:13No, I'm just worried that you're going to get mono.
22:17Oh, so you're worried about me.
22:26You know you don't need to be jealous, right?
22:41Sit down.
22:43What?
22:43Sit down.
22:47You know, since you won't take care of yourself, I think I have to take care of you.
22:51Take care of me how?
22:55Time for third base.
23:09Well, I found the retainer I lost when I was 12, but no sign of Sumner and Corbin.
23:16I knew this game was stupid.
23:17Let's just call it.
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23:51I'm just going to grab another drink. Mia, you want one?
23:54Yeah, I'll go with you.
23:57Excuse me.
24:03Sumner, let's dance.
24:06Okay.
24:23You really want to give him the show?
24:26What'd you have in mind?
24:29Hope you're watching Corbin.
24:45Summer cherry?
24:46I can taste it on your tongue.
24:50You did like sneaking around, huh?
24:52It's just a game, Daisy.
24:54Yeah, right.
24:55You're a whore like everyone says.
24:57I don't think so.
24:59The rumors are true, aren't they, Sum?
25:02You're a slut, just like everyone says.
25:05You don't get to talk to her like that.
25:06What'd you do? Let him fuck you in a closet?
25:09Hey, what's going on?
25:12Get the hell out of here.
25:13Fine.
25:14I don't want this bitch's sloppy seconds anyway.
25:18What do you mean by sloppy seconds?
25:22Do you seriously believe anything Daisy Cooper says?
25:25She was fired up.
25:26She's a dramatic pygmy, Adam.
25:28She'll say anything to pay attention.
25:30God, you're always like this, Adam.
25:32You'll choose anyone over your own sister.
25:34Just like you did in eighth grade when you laughed with everyone else.
25:37I wasn't laughing.
25:38Yeah, well you weren't helping me either.
25:40That's your whole deal, huh?
25:42Just humiliate Sumner and then let everyone at school torture her while you guys just stand there and watch?
25:47I was defending you back there.
25:50Too little, too late.
25:52You can leave me alone.
25:56Both of you.
25:57Of course and not me.
26:21I'm mad at good.
26:23Yeah, baby.
26:25I know it.
26:27I'm sorry about Daisy.
26:39I'm sorry about everything.
26:42You want to be more specific?
26:46I'm sorry about that day at the pool.
26:52You know, I wish you could understand how much I regret it.
26:57I bet you don't even think about it.
27:01You'd be surprised some.
27:09I used to have the biggest crush on you.
27:15Obviously, I couldn't tell you. I couldn't tell anyone.
27:17You're my best friend's sister.
27:28I guess I just acted out.
27:33It's real mature, Corbin.
27:36I was 14, okay? You were driving me crazy. I couldn't stop thinking about you. I couldn't keep my hands
27:42away.
27:43So you...
27:45Tormented me?
27:47I took it too far that day.
27:51The biggest mistake of my life.
27:56I lost one of my best friends that day, so...
28:05You want to hand me one?
28:06Mm-hmm.
28:16You know how to do this?
28:18Yes.
28:20You shouldn't go that fast.
28:23I'm hungry.
28:24Okay, but you can't just stick it in and expect it to work out.
28:28Look at that. Already on fire.
28:32Dammit.
28:33Told you.
28:36I don't know why I keep falling for assholes.
28:43Assholes, plural.
28:51I'm not admitting anything until you do.
28:53What do you mean?
28:59You said...
29:00You had a crush on me?
29:02In middle school?
29:05Yeah.
29:10How do you feel about me now?
29:14No.
29:16How do I feel about you now?
29:23I thought...
29:26It was...
29:27So obvious.
29:32I really want to kiss you right now.
29:37What do you want?
29:44I want you to take me home.
29:46Do you want to go home?
29:49No.
29:54Home.
30:06Hey!
30:07What are you doing?
30:28I want you to sit here.
30:29I want you to sit here.
30:30I'll put my hands up.
30:30Make me feel free.
30:35What are you doing?
30:36Oh...
30:38Oh my God.
30:44I can do better, he can do me better.
30:47Oh my mom, love you then I like.
30:50He can do me better, he can do me better than you.
30:58You love me better than you do, yeah.
31:04You love me better than you, love me better than you do.
31:19what the hell are you laughing about right now oh nothing just uh just about how i won
31:26carbon montgomery is this all just still a game to you no i won but i'm not talking about a
31:32game
31:36well it would still be a nice treat if you could still publicly humiliate yourself
31:39i'll show you a treat
31:41hey what the hell are you doing
31:51my best friend my sister adam it's not like that first bryce and now corbin who's next son
32:01it's not like that corbin and i actually care about each other tell them corb
32:04yeah yeah corbin tell me all about how you've only been my friend so you could fuck my sister
32:09adam don't talk like that just leave somewhere
32:15seriously
32:19we should have never done this
32:23what the hell were you thinking man
32:26hey
32:28i'm talking to you i wasn't thinking okay it was a spur of the moment thing
32:32bullshit
32:33what
32:33no i've seen the way you've been looking at her all week
32:36okay just drop it man
32:37hell since we were fucking kids man
32:40what's your problem
32:41you're not the only one who gets to care about her adam
32:45i mean is this how you're gonna act to every guy she ever fucking brings home
32:49maybe i'm not the right guy for her but someday somebody will be
32:52so you better get your shit together before that day comes
32:55because sooner or later she's not gonna take it anymore
32:58hey where do you think you're going
32:59to apologize
33:03i can't believe for one second i thought corbin montgomery actually gave a crap about me
33:09i'm so stupid
33:11you are not stupid
33:12and honestly i'm proud of you sumner
33:15you should sign me up for some
33:18addicted to assholes rehab program or something
33:21listen you took a chance
33:23and you opened yourself up in a way that i've never seen before
33:26yeah well it wasn't real
33:28it's just
33:30hormones or something
33:32it was real
33:34i was watching you two all week
33:35it was like
33:36sitting in front row at a nora effron movie
33:38yeah well it doesn't matter anymore because
33:42corbin's still a coward
33:44i don't know if adam's ever going to talk to me again
33:47he will
33:49how can you sound so sure
33:52because
33:55well
33:58there's something i have to tell you
34:07you scumbag
34:08i know what you're gonna say
34:10i cannot believe you
34:12you're such a hypocrite
34:13you've been hooking up with mia this whole time
34:16what
34:17i told her everything adam
34:20oh your sister's best friend bro
34:25corbin's right
34:26if you're not cool with him and sumner day then you and i should break up too
34:30hey
34:31come on
34:32don't babe me
34:33i mean it adam
34:35you're being absolutely ridiculous
34:38but she's my
34:40and he's my
34:42grow up
34:43wouldn't it be fun if we could all go on like double dates
34:48just like
34:51don't pda in front of me
34:53okay
34:54thanks for your blessing adam
34:55but we won't be needing it
34:58you couldn't even stand up to your own best friend for me
35:02mia came to my defense before you did
35:04son come on
35:05you know don't call me that
35:07how am i ever gonna trust you
35:10you're just like how you were in middle school
35:12and you're never gonna change
35:27sumner i'm sorry okay
35:30you know you've been saying that for years
35:32i don't believe you
35:33i was an idiot okay i didn't know what to say to him
35:35so you thought saying nothing would be better
35:38you never stand up for
35:40no i was telling the truth
35:42i wanted to apologize to you first
35:45your words mean nothing
35:52i mean nothing
35:53i meant it
35:55i want it to be bon
36:16I don't know, Mom. I just want to spend the night in my own bed, okay?
36:20Yeah, Adam and me are going to drive back together.
36:24I don't know how Corbin's going to get home. He could hitchhike for all I care.
36:28I love you, too.
36:30Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the show.
36:33Adam, are we good over there?
36:34We got this angle crystal clear.
36:36What are you guys doing?
36:37Just live streaming to the whole school. Want to say hi?
36:39No.
36:40Okay, well, you're not the main attraction anyway.
36:42What? What's the main attraction?
36:46I'm the main attraction.
36:47Ow, ow, Corbin! Give us a show!
36:52Shake it, boy.
36:54I'm going to kill both of you.
36:55Come on, don't you want your girl to know how much she means to you?
37:00No, I do.
37:01Sumner Marlo, I need you to believe me when I say this.
37:05I want to be with you.
37:07And you were right, you know, words don't always give the whole story, so...
37:13Hey!
37:14Hey!
37:16Hey!
37:18Okay.
37:26What do you say?
37:33I want to be with you, too, Corbin.
37:37You
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