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00:06Let me worry about nails.
00:08The only thing on your mind should be Nobel.
00:11General, Hilton has moved up the investor presentation to tomorrow.
00:16Unless you can figure out the formula.
00:17We are dead.
00:18I'm tiny, and I know it's a shock.
00:20Dad did this.
00:21It was an accident.
00:22Professor Littlejohn is the true author of Untitled on Purpose.
00:25Your publisher better have deep pockets.
00:28You are good people.
00:30I misappropriated my student's story and didn't correct it.
00:33I flunked out of school.
00:34I have to go in front of the review board tomorrow, make a case or whatever.
00:38Dad.
00:38What did she tell you?
00:39A lot.
00:40You know I love you, kiddo.
00:41Yeah, I know.
00:42She didn't tell me that she loved me back.
00:44Now you're being dramatic.
00:45Now she thinks I'm a fucking liar.
00:46Every dad disappoints eventually.
00:48It's finally your turn.
00:50What the fuck are you...
00:54You're dead.
00:55I am very much a lie.
00:56I never meant to hurt you.
00:57Yes, you did.
00:58Call it even, even Steven.
01:00You know she's coming for you.
01:02Oh, I do.
01:03And I can't fucking wait.
01:23Oh, God damn.
01:26Oh, Uncle Sam can get behind that, huh?
01:29My Pentagon pals are going to love this tiny shit.
01:32He's so cute.
01:33Yes, what's even cuter?
01:35Shipped across the world for the price of a first-class stamp and then restored to regular
01:39size on the battlefield from bang to boom.
01:43Oh, and with your connections, bang to boom to big fucking bucks.
01:51BANG!
01:52BANG!
01:55BANG!
01:55BANG!
01:56BANG!
01:56BANG!
01:57Close one.
01:59It's a close one.
01:59General, this changes everybody.
02:03Yeah.
02:04Yeah.
02:30I'm coming for you.
02:35You crossed the line.
02:38You made me tiny and tried to flush me down the toilet.
02:45You wanted to drown me.
02:48It's my turn now.
02:52Death is too easy, but I can make you suffer.
02:57Your swimming pool moat cannot stop me.
03:02I may be small forever, but I've never been more powerful.
03:11Hey, what the...
03:19I must destroy your greatest prize.
03:23I must break you, Drago Rocky IV.
03:33Laugh it up.
03:36Laugh it up.
03:42Laugh it up.
03:43Let's reset.
03:44Laugh it up.
03:53Laugh it up.
03:54The
03:55laugh it up.
04:02Laugh it up.
04:04The
04:04laugh it up.
04:16well well well am i to assume you're blocking my path to protect less i'm protecting science
04:24you're protecting the man who tried to kill you drawn to wrath by you it was a kiss
04:30a naked kiss fine a naked kiss now move
04:40richie please don't make me hurt you hurt me you destroyed me richie
04:52i am sorry truly sincerely sorry
05:00you're a good man a really good man now please
05:09move i implore you to think about what you're doing
05:13hilton let's move the demonstration to this morning this this is that's his last chance
05:19to fix the formula and so we just we both need him to succeed so regardless of what's happened
05:25your generosity of spirit will be instrumental in our restoration and a scientific discovery
05:39for the ages one worthy of the recognition of the highest order
05:51richie richie richie richie you almost had me convinced get the fuck out of my way
06:02i would rather die a six inch death than see less little john win a fucking nobel
06:13you're gone you're gone you're gone you're gone into the heart of darkness
06:21the curve follow the curve the curve to infinity
06:33you need to reset you need to rest i'm so close what's the map what is it you don't see
06:53what don't you see
07:07mommy
07:08mommy
07:09mommy
07:09mommy
07:09mommy
08:04Yes, wake up.
08:21Fuck, where the fuck are you?
08:23You evil tiny bitch.
08:26Fuck.
08:27You made a fucking canoe.
08:31I'm bigger than you.
08:33I will crush you.
08:35I will win.
08:41Oh, come on.
08:45Oh, come on.
08:48Oh, come on.
08:53Oh, come on.
08:54Lindy.
08:56Lindy.
08:58If you're hurt, answer me.
09:00We can call a timeout.
09:04I don't know what to do.
09:06I don't know what to do.
09:07Fuck.
09:09I'm coming, Lindy.
09:11I'm coming.
09:12I'm coming.
09:13And I'm trusting.
09:16This is the timeout, Lindy.
09:18We're free, right?
09:21I'm here now.
09:29My pathetic hero.
09:31I called a timeout.
09:33I didn't agree.
09:35You're a poor sport and a monster.
09:37You deserved it.
09:39You're a sore loser.
09:40You preyed upon the last shred of my compassion.
09:43Good.
09:44Now we're even.
09:45Time in.
09:46So there was a timeout.
09:48In your mind, I'm dumbing down to play along.
09:51Oh, you don't need to dumb down.
09:53You've been dining on a dumb luck for the last 20 fucking years.
09:56Dumb luck.
09:57That's what jealous, resentful people call talent.
10:01Talent is the battle cry among housewives over midday chardonnay.
10:06I teach.
10:07Yeah, those who can't do.
10:10What's the saying?
10:10You want to see a woman's future?
10:11Look at a mother?
10:12Well, you are your mother.
10:13That's not even the saying, idiot.
10:16I'm no idiot.
10:17I'm a literal genius.
10:19Who's out of ideas?
10:20A science has been who will be so close for the rest of his life.
10:26At least I started something and finished it and won.
10:29That Nobel you want to fuck so bad, I will kill us both before letting you win it.
10:36Start and finish.
10:38I win again.
10:40Well, you know there's just one thing I'd love to finish?
10:43You.
10:43Ow!
10:45Ow!
10:46You!
10:48Ow!
10:53All right already!
10:58Ow!
10:59Ow!
11:00Ow!
11:00Ow!
11:02What?
11:04What happened to you?
11:07Your eye.
11:08Ew.
11:09Nothing.
11:10Why are you here?
11:11You're late.
11:12What time's it?
11:13Presentation time. You're not answering your phone.
11:15Hey!
11:16Hey, down here!
11:18Wait a second.
11:19He made me tiny! Down here!
11:21Just a minute.
11:23Fuck me.
11:28Five minutes. I'll be right behind you.
11:52Hi, Lulu.
11:54Hi, tiny mom.
11:56Oh, funny.
11:57I'm back at school.
12:00How did it go with the review board?
12:02It hasn't happened yet.
12:06I'm thinking about bailing.
12:08Oh, yeah. I get that instinct.
12:12What would you do?
12:15Uh, okay, let me think.
12:18Um, well...
12:20I know you're excited I called.
12:21Don't make it a thing. I will hang up.
12:24Got it.
12:25I would want to bail, too.
12:29But older, tiny me might come to regret that.
12:36Like, regret what?
12:37It's self-destructive.
12:40And they control the narrative.
12:47Lulu?
12:49That's...
12:51Pretty good parenting.
12:53What the fuck?
12:56I might know a thing or two about a thing or two.
12:59There she is.
13:00I can only be me.
13:02Hey, so, you know, um...
13:04I was thinking...
13:05You get to hold this my husband-trunk-me shit over dad for, like, forever.
13:12Like, you could be tiny for forever.
13:16Which, that's kind of cool, but...
13:19Is it called forever?
13:21You know, I'm just saying, you know, forever leverage.
13:24Yeah, I'm not thrilled with the idea of forever.
13:27Uh, but I currently don't have a choice.
13:30So I am making peace with it.
13:33Are you stamping your tiny foot right now?
13:35And if a tiny person stamps their foot, does it make a sound?
13:38Once again, funny.
13:40Just thoughts.
13:42Okay.
13:44I think I know what I'm gonna do.
13:46But I want it to be a cliffhanger.
13:49Bye, tiny mom.
13:51I...
14:13So you're gonna hate me, but then you're gonna love me.
14:15I need a third option.
14:17Sid called.
14:18Oh.
14:19Ultimatum.
14:20Lindy's second book, or your imprint is dead.
14:23Like her patients.
14:24Lindy doesn't have a second book.
14:26Or does she?
14:27No, she does not.
14:28Hell yes, she does.
14:31Ultimatum.
14:32Jackie finished her novel, Untitled On Purpose.
14:34That was quick.
14:35Well, she's prolific.
14:37And driven, and willing.
14:38But I have a strict moral code.
14:40Huh.
14:41So let's wheel and deal.
14:42You get the book, slap Lindy's name on it,
14:44save your imprint, or...
14:48My dad.
14:50He doesn't know anything about this yet.
14:53Yeah, so I did a little research, and it's true.
14:56Jackie finished her novel, and your cowboy has a daughter, and it's hell.
15:01This is the hate part, but let's just focus on the love part.
15:05Which is what, exactly?
15:08Whatever you choose.
15:11It's an ethics test.
15:13Your imprint, or my dad.
15:14Lies, or love.
15:28Me.
15:30I choose me.
15:32Which means I choose him, whatever his name may be.
15:34Love the me choice.
15:36Hate the rhyme.
15:38Is this gonna be a problem?
15:41First thing you've said that I respected.
15:44Philip.
15:45That's name's Philip.
15:46Goes by Flip.
15:48Flip.
15:50I flipped for Flip.
15:53Oh, God.
15:54That's a good thing, right?
15:55Very.
15:57How does one solve the problem of feeding the world?
16:03Only less little John knows.
16:06Now, what if we could take, say, an ear of corn, and shrink it to a fraction of the original
16:12size?
16:13I can assure you, you'll be here.
16:17A hundred, a thousand ears of corn.
16:29I know I'm late.
16:31I know I just, I just need a minute.
16:36I fell down.
16:37Oh, really?
16:38Mount Kilimanjaro?
16:39Yes, practically, yes.
16:41Hilton.
16:42Hilton is going to sell the tech to the military.
16:46Bang to boom, I said.
16:48What, after we solve?
16:50We're hungry?
16:50No, instead of tiny soldiers, tiny missiles.
16:55Big surprise.
16:56But I am so close.
16:58For real.
16:59For real.
17:00I know.
17:00I believe you.
17:02Now, Hilton owns the tech.
17:03He's gonna do with it whatever he wants anyway, but we can't be party to that.
17:09So, walk.
17:10No, run.
17:11You run away.
17:14I, I, I don't think I can.
17:18Give them what they want.
17:18You out the tech and government hands, but not the restoration.
17:24Okay?
17:24What about my Nobel?
17:25What if I'm, what if I'm out of ideas?
17:27Um, it's time.
17:32Listen.
17:34You are now.
17:36You have the fate of the planet in your hands.
17:39Me?
17:40Don't fuck it up.
17:48i see you looking at me judging me like smug dicks but you will never judge me as harsh as
18:01i judge
18:01myself i've realized that i've been trying to live up to others expectations of me
18:08i don't know what i want from myself and i thought that was a problem but it's not
18:18it's just the process and i can figure that out here or somewhere else
18:31honestly i'm okay either way
18:48any chance you might be swinging by the airport tonight
19:10he looks fucking nuts yes quite science is not magic
19:18no there is no ta-da there is not it is work hard work evidently
19:30it's frustration it's passion it's misery and joy and it's fear
19:37you can spend years lost wandering among the trees wishing hoping maybe even praying which
19:44goes against all established scientific understanding that maybe one day you will finally
19:50see the forest well
19:55today is that day
20:00let's finish what we started
20:10here are my final thoughts
20:15h hat equals h bar omega times a dagger a plus one half plus plus p hat squared over 2m
20:28plus 2
20:29over m omega squared uh x squared which
20:39which
21:01it's upside down
21:06it's inverted
21:09it's inverted
21:10janet
21:10invert
21:12m omega squared x squared over 2
21:17bob's invert
21:20invert
21:24inverted
21:25m omega squared x squared over 2
21:31carl
21:33implement
21:35or
21:49and
21:49you
21:49you
21:49you
21:49you
21:49you
22:04Let's make history.
22:39Gentle people, three minutes until the curve reaches limitless stabilization.
22:58Okay. Fuck, I fucking hate tape measures.
23:06Okay. It is time you knew the truth about Dr. Les Littlejohn.
23:32I did it. I did it. I did it.
23:38I did it. We made history. Limitless stabilization.
23:46Yes.
23:47Translation.
23:48Hilton, the corn.
23:50Let me. Let me.
24:01Delicious. Sweet and crisp.
24:07You did it. Who knew?
24:11Oh, dear.
24:15Oh, God.
24:17Oh, my God.
24:17Oh, my God.
24:20Oh, my God.
24:20Are you okay?
24:21Ow.
24:21Les.
24:22Oh, whoa, whoa.
24:25Give us a little.
24:26Les.
24:27Les.
24:27Are you okay?
24:28Give us a twist. Give us a twist.
24:30Ta-da.
24:34I got you.
24:36Finally.
24:37I got you.
24:38Fuck, yeah.
24:39You did.
24:40Awesome, Les.
24:44Hoppenheimer's got nothing on you, huh?
24:53Thank you, man.
24:55Let's talk numbers.
24:56What the fuck?
24:57Let's talk numbers.
24:59Yeah.
25:10Oh, no, you didn't.
25:15Okay.
25:17Fuck.
25:18I fucking hate tape measures.
25:20It is time you knew the truth about Dr. Les Little John.
25:25All right, Mills.
25:26You want to know more about Les' secret project?
25:30Here I am, eh?
25:34Les.
25:36Is it the corn?
25:38Are you sick?
25:39No, it's not the corn.
25:39Uh, somebody emailed something.
25:40Something not good, uh, to a journalist.
25:43And, uh, something is going to destroy me.
25:45Just when I'm...
25:46Nils.
25:46Is that the journalist?
25:48Yes.
25:48How did you know?
25:49You mentioned him before.
25:51Yes, well, imagine what he could do if he had something on me.
25:53Something big.
25:54Uh, small.
25:54But very big.
25:55What do I do?
25:56You sit.
26:00Relax.
26:02Today is your day.
26:06No, it's our day.
26:10We did it.
26:13Partners.
26:15Don't worry about Nils.
26:17Vivian's taken care of it.
26:19Nils has retired permanently.
26:23Nils is not a problem.
26:26He's not?
26:28Who sent you the email?
26:30Tell Vivian, who is your problem?
26:33Are you going third person?
26:36I find it effective in situations such as this.
26:38Now.
26:39Tell Vivian.
26:41Oh.
26:44Fine.
26:46Doesn't matter who.
26:49Sometimes, when someone threatens the most important thing in the world to you, you have no choice but to eliminate
26:59them.
26:59No.
27:00Because the someone who would do something like that is never going to stop.
27:07You are going to have to stop them.
27:12Does that scare you?
27:14No.
27:15Yes.
27:16No.
27:17A little.
27:17No.
27:18I'm not suggesting you physically murder someone.
27:20Did you think that?
27:21No.
27:23Yes.
27:24No.
27:24A little.
27:25No.
27:25I'm only suggesting...
27:26Get creative.
27:29Why, yes.
27:30Get creative.
27:32And then, leave the rest to fate.
27:38Fate makes its own choices.
27:42Fate.
27:45Yes.
27:46That is creative.
27:49Come on, Nils.
27:51Woo!
27:59Write me back.
28:01Write me back, Nils.
28:02Jesus.
28:05Come on, Nils.
28:08No!
28:10No!
28:12No!
28:13No!
28:13No!
28:13No!
28:13No!
28:13I didn't have a surprise for you.
28:17I'm unarmed.
28:18There's no tricks up these sleeves.
28:20I come bringing tidings of great joy.
28:24I solved the restoration formula.
28:26I can make you bake again.
28:29If that's something you're interested in.
28:39going to celebrate
28:43i've decided we're keeping him yeah he won't play ball you don't know that i do actually
28:52it's kind of my thing just fire him i can get him to play les's brain is a valuable asset
28:59to us
29:00more valuable than mine or yours you're making me choose you're making me choose
29:05well then we should both choose wisely
29:16what i'm not even blocking you just go around
29:27you better not be fucking with me
29:29oh no it's true i did it i remain a literal genius look
29:36i miniaturized and restored mr magoo
29:40how's that proof i never saw him tiny i hate that cat
29:43well that's funny he told me he hates you too
29:47what's that magoo huh
29:51you're hungry
29:54poor thing he's been through a lot
29:57what am i saying you know
29:59sorta
30:00well gotta feed him be inhumane not to right
30:05you know dr carmichael said that i can't force change on you so i'm having second thoughts about making you
30:14big
30:15i think i think i've learned that i have to accept you for who you are the way you are
30:22and that you're never gonna stop
30:25i gotta eat myself
30:26worked up quite the appetite
30:28i think i deserve a good meal
30:31and so i bid you farewell
30:33and i wish you the best of luck
30:39i'll leave it up to fate
30:56good kitty
30:58easy easy maku
30:59easy
31:02easy
31:02easy
31:04stop
31:13maku stop
31:14yes
31:15stop
31:17oh
31:21so be honest when i took a bite of the sweet corn did you think i was going to explode
31:25did you you didn't did i i don't know i mean i i mean not really but but you know
31:29i was thinking
31:30um trust the map trust the map that's what i oh did you see hilton did you see his face
31:35was he scared i didn't see
31:36let's not focus on hilton
31:37yeah fuck that guy let's focus on me instead
31:39let's focus on us
31:42yeah i'm the fucking golden boy cheers to me
31:44cheers to us
31:46and everything we want to accomplish
31:49together
31:51you know i can't believe it i mean i can't believe it but i can't believe it because you know
31:54i did make fucking
31:55history if only lindy could see me now right
31:58lindy
31:59yeah you know i saw her
32:00in my science thoughts at the podium
32:02um that cocktail napkin when she turned it right side up
32:06bang that was it i got it
32:08invert
32:09lindy
32:11helped you
32:13with science
32:14yeah i guess
32:15you know cheers to me
32:18again
32:20you're not really eating
32:21i feel ill
32:22yeah so do i a little bit
32:23in my stomach
32:24i think it's excitement
32:25less
32:27we shared
32:29we got personal
32:31we
32:32have
32:34secrets
32:35i thought we were partners
32:37a scientist
32:39standing in front of another scientist
32:41yeah
32:42of course
32:43you helped
32:44helped
32:45yeah
32:46like lindy helped
32:48you both helped
32:50but
32:50i plan on thanking
32:52you
32:53in my acceptance speech
32:54um when i win the nobel
32:56and not
32:56lindy
32:57and then everyone will know
32:59that you contributed
33:00and not lindy
33:01and that's very important to me
33:03not lindy
33:04is more important to you
33:07than us
33:10not really following
33:11exactly
33:19i think you should collect your things
33:22uh from what
33:23from here
33:24from the office
33:25oh yes
33:25good idea
33:26we need more space
33:27we do
33:28in a way
33:30excuse me a moment
33:33can i uh
33:34order you anything else
33:37i'm done
33:51is that
33:52is she leaving
34:07fuck
34:11what's my stuff
34:13hey
34:15i know you can see me
34:17open the fucking door
34:20my id's not working
34:26where is mr magoo
34:28you gonna let me in
34:30where is mr
34:33magoo
34:35is this about a cat
34:36i want
34:38my tiny
34:40cat back
34:41i restored him
34:42i took him home
34:43it's fucking lindy's cat
34:44i hate that cat
34:47i don't know who you are
34:52what are you gonna let me in
34:56oh fuck this
34:57i think you can lock me out
35:06mother fucker
35:09it's my fucking world
35:10it's mine
35:26what was the plan here
35:30my id didn't work
35:33and you were gonna drive
35:35through the lobby
35:38yeah
35:42you didn't listen
35:43i tried
35:45i was passionate about it
35:48i cursed
35:50i warned you about these people
35:53you did
35:54you dummy
35:56now it's over
35:59hilton
35:59has
36:01everything
36:04we have
36:06nothing
36:07well i
36:09i couldn't help it
36:11it's my life's work
36:12i had to do it
36:14less
36:16the nobel was never
36:18on the table
36:19they were always going to steal
36:21your tack
36:23martin
36:24without the nobel
36:28i'm not worthy
36:31worthy of what
36:39her
36:42lindy
36:45i needed lindy to be proud of me
36:52lindy
36:53lindy's the only person
36:54who's ever really gotten me
36:56seen me
37:00lindy
37:03can't get her out of my head
37:05she's everywhere
37:12oh god
37:14oh fuck
37:15oh fuck
37:17oh
37:18what
37:18i can't keep up
37:20can you get back in there
37:21what did i just say
37:23i have to get the formula
37:24oh fuck fuck
37:25i can't go home without it
37:26i need a ride
37:27no you're gonna have to take an uber
37:28because i got dana
37:29no you're gonna fucking drive me home
37:31fucking now
37:32this is life or death mark
37:33for real this time
37:34what
37:34it's really really real
37:35magoo could eat her
37:36the cat
37:38yeah
37:38i'll explain
37:38what do you mean
37:39i'll explain to you and dana later
37:40you're gonna drive me
37:41come on
37:42why
37:42what are you
38:03ritchie
38:04no no no no no
38:06what
38:09come on
38:13the fat lady has a son
38:15i appreciate you
38:16you're alive
38:17you're alive
38:17wrong one
38:18but i just
38:19i'm trying to reconcile
38:20less the husband
38:20and less the scientist
38:21what drives a man
38:22to such generosity
38:24and compassion
38:25towards science
38:25and yet
38:26such selfish
38:27outlessness
38:27towards his wife
38:28i just
38:29tell me
38:30why
38:31i'm asking again
38:32why less
38:34ritchie
38:35what no no no
38:35this is not the time
38:36listen
38:37why marry a man
38:41yes
38:46daddy
38:47love is
38:48gone
38:49daddy
38:50my
38:50love is
38:51gone
38:52daddy
38:53gone
38:53love is
38:54gone
38:57away
39:03When I see you
39:07Eyes will turn blue
39:10When I see you
39:13Thousand eyes turning blue
39:16Cause it's gone, day gone
39:17Love is gone
39:19Gone, day gone
39:21It's gone, day gone
39:24Beautiful girl
39:27Lovely dress
39:28Zipped and smiles
39:30Oh yes
39:31Beautiful girl
39:33Lovely dress
39:34Where she is now
39:36I can only guess
39:37Cause it's gone, day gone
39:39It's gone, day gone
39:42It's gone, day gone
39:45It's gone, day gone
39:49Love is gone
39:50Gone, day gone
39:52Gone, day gone
39:56Gone, day gone
39:58When I see you
39:59Gone I reason
40:00And when it comes to me
40:09Gone away
40:09Oh yes
40:12What if you are
40:14Going away
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