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00:07the door is still locked explore the dollhouse that's shrunk everything
00:13terry i didn't write the story it's my students work then can you please fix this fucking mess
00:19we have 28 days or the attack the lab gone you know i'm gonna crack this wide open and change
00:25the world so join me it's not a cat i would consider lifting a few of the protocols plus five
00:33minutes
00:33no two one later maybe done only be a couple more days eight packs of economy-sized toilet paper
00:39couple of days my ass lulu you're home hurricane lindy is tracking northeast what category is she
00:46don't say that
00:49i'm here my popcorn how long until you can fix me i don't know
00:56richie
01:06and now to deliver our graduating class's valedictorian address
01:20that's my daughter valedictorian it's no big deal
01:27this place
01:31is dead to me
01:42that's my daughter
01:51richie
01:53oh my god oh my god i i i can't believe it i just oh my gosh wait you you
02:02shrunk yourself i did
02:04i have so many questions i have all the answers oh god i'm so relieved i'm excited
02:10i need to ow what is that oh you'll get used to that that is loud that's less that's less
02:15yeah he's
02:15walking around what this is nice you need to hide oh where get in the closet oh yeah that says
02:20do not
02:20enter ever don't worry about it it's fine hurry hurry hurry hurry it smells really bad
02:25okay
02:35good morning morning coffee and a chat yeah sure
02:51oh
02:54is this really necessary i just want you to be safe anything could happen okay enough with that already
03:01wait that was a red light reaction my green light response is i appreciate your concern
03:11and and my green light response is i know the circumstances are not ideal and i am truly truly
03:18sorry about that oh the red lipstick and toothpaste
03:29oh but i will miniaturize them when i can um but i did get a travel size toothpaste so it's
03:35a little
03:35bit smaller and hilton has these new protocols so i will i will find a workaround
03:41thank you oh and about lulu i thought a lot about what you said last night and i will speak
03:47to her
03:47about the accident about me about hurricane lindy it's inappropriate and it's hurtful
03:54i appreciate that thank you about you and the accident um i do think that our
04:00current situation would traumatize her and sadly i could see her blaming you if not handled properly and
04:07so i i would like to propose accessing dr carmichael's marital toolbox and employing the upf tool
04:15do you agree i agree one condition oh i'm i'm open and i'm present we stick to the definition of
04:23united
04:23parental front no backdoor deals that was once i i apologized and i have grown fine
04:38this is kind of nice isn't it yeah except for the tiny elephant in the room
04:44fair enough and i promise i didn't forget about the laptop it's just new investor new protocols
04:50got it no problem
05:00bye
05:06oh is he gone wait and okay we're clear do not go in there there are cameras though but we
05:16have time
05:17he takes a while before he checks them let's go i should change
05:27um how did you get up here i'll show you
05:37richie oh i could cry hidden stairs you you built this well you know i have a degree in engineering
05:46too
05:47of course you do
05:59follow me
06:05oh you're a genius richie right well i actually am yeah but there's more more but i love stairs
06:16what what is this so we can get where we're going fast i brought desdemona where's desi taking us
06:23all the way
06:33you thought of everything and i brought everything everything
06:42what is this so we can get past the new protocols i don't know maybe i'm a badass
06:48yeah maybe you are come on desdemona give me a little more
07:04in my sleep dreams last night i had an epiphany it's the middle of the night
07:08and i wake up to find a gun pointed to my head the assailant has one question and i must
07:16answer
07:16correctly or he'll pull the trigger and the question is how do you me overcome 30 seconds to fragmentation
07:28isolation isolation isolation janet it's janet that's what i said oh um
07:34yes janet now we think of the equation where's richard um he's taking a mini sign sabbatical to
07:39care for a loved one i don't understand that sentence he's not here today nor will he be here
07:44tomorrow he's absent for an indeterminate amount of time and to his loved one has recovered can
07:49he do that according to the protocol manual yes who's the loved one company policy precludes
07:54disclosure of said loved one i reject that i need richard i could be your new richard temporarily
08:05reset where was i richard janet isolation yes so if we think of the equation as chain we can posit
08:12that a single counterproductive link would be responsible for the regrowth instability so
08:17we find that counterproductive link we isolate it and we proceed from there in the principle of last
08:24action let us change epsilon to delta and a partial t to partial d oh maybe not h hat try
08:33four pi epsilon naught
08:35try five pi epsilon naught no no no seven okay you know what make it a hundred
08:48good i've got your attention uh allow me to introduce myself i'm uh your new boss hilton smith you know
08:55me from the world pretty active out there uh listen i just have one question for each and every one
09:02of
09:02you who's hungry yeah yeah got you got you yep over there this guy seems smart hilton good to see
09:12you
09:12we break for lunch in half an hour oh yeah but i i've had in and out burgers flown in
09:17from california
09:17in half an hour that sounds great uh no one wants a cold burger we are on a very tight
09:25schedule in my
09:26lab every millisecond counts as you can see from the recently installed doomsday clock looming over us
09:31that's not a clock that's me looming over everything that's mine this lab you these people every
09:40millisecond belongs to me so i get to decide what to do with it and right now it's burger time
09:53fine we'll break now and we'll return 10 minutes early okay great you hit everyone come on let's go
10:02burger time let's go science science you need to put some food in your mouth so science can come on
10:08your
10:09brain oh hey i got animal style for you austin lez my suggestion eat every last bite of your burger
10:16let's go
10:36lulu
10:39steffi i'm gonna pull over
10:46hi how are you they still let you work there oh yeah new management and i don't steal as much
10:53so
10:53oh right i mean i steal a little bit but it's uh i got to keep this job now that
10:57i'm like a serious
10:57college student you're in college don't act so surprised sorry i didn't no it's fine i um i go to
11:05forest park community college it's uh oh yeah great so what are you studying psychology
11:14uh gonna help people out with their bullshit you're gonna start with yours
11:21um how's uh good made it through finals you know it's so weird seeing you my mom was just asking
11:28about you she always liked you you know yeah um what did she say oh you know she just asked
11:36why we
11:36stopped hanging out oh what did you say i told her you turned into an asshole hmm funny i wasn't
11:44kidding okay yeah i get it okay you you fit in i didn't i think you didn't want to fit
11:49in i think
11:50you wanted to be an asshole easy there psych 101 i'm just saying i remember you know like before
11:57before before you decided you want to get the out of here we used to laugh a lot
12:11mr jones
12:18mrs berns
12:22okay well it was good to see you what are you doing tonight i know the door guy at crabby
12:26pete's no id
12:27he's gonna be necessary well who's gonna be there oh everyone you shut out during high school
12:34hmm a warm room hard pass come meet my college friends they don't know you clean slate
12:42you could gasp have fun or i could oh feel miserable yeah but isn't that like
12:52you're buying you know it good to see a crack and a smile so sardonically right yeah i'll text you
13:02bye
13:02bye
13:20is this how you got it
13:25oh what is all this i recreated our first milestone date
13:30the bistro at washoe the campus square the snowflakes the place that you said you were your happiest
13:37sorry what is going on right now i oh okay i forgot one thing
13:44richie how did you get in the house oh i watched a youtube video on how to pick locks you
13:50can learn
13:50like anything like anything on youtube like anything oh
13:59oh shit oh shit oh shit just freeze
14:23okay
14:24that was a good idea
14:29uh
14:41i know
14:47i present jackie baldwin hi hi take seats miss layland the flight was just heavenly oh you've
14:58got a little taste of first class ah miss layland oh terry whoa i'm sweating miss layland would you
15:06um i'm sorry would you mind pinching me so i know i'm not dreaming this is crazy let me just
15:13a little
15:13squeeze see jackie this is real i'm real the uh the six figure book deal i'm offering is very real
15:27oh my goodness professor little john sending me to you is just too real i mean miss layland how do
15:36i
15:36even begin to thank her well i should be thanking her for sending you to me lindy is a once
15:41in a
15:42generation writer a voice that cuts through the noise a book editor gets one of those if she's
15:47lucky and here i am starting one of my second you are just one signature away i'm adding your name
15:54to my own imprint
16:03oh sorry
16:14you know terry i should probably have my lawyer look at this first
16:21you have a lawyer she's close by how close because i uh i do need to be getting back to
16:29it
16:30well i'm sure you have a minute for a once in a generation writer
16:35you're a quick study uh i unleash hell no punchline you got my text sure did
16:43terry meet hell i'm her lawyer and her cousin
16:49once removed oh you might want to jack your phone
17:01oh i see
17:04looks like we both have a google alert for professor little john
17:10okay here it is buried an nda good thing i know where to look
17:18we're not total rooms
17:21excuse me i just need to use the restroom i won't be a moment
17:27the old heave ho elevator
17:29there is there a elevator
17:32oh
17:32oh
17:33oh
17:34oh
17:49tough day
17:51oh
17:59It takes the shine off the boot.
18:05Go on.
18:21Don't.
18:21You don't know what I was going to say.
18:23Enlighten me.
18:23That was bullshit.
18:24This is still my lab.
18:26I am the head scientist.
18:28Follow me.
18:54Is this...
18:56Allowed?
18:56No.
18:58Does Hilton know?
18:59No.
19:01I guess everybody does have secrets.
19:03And now we have two.
19:07But...
19:09In the name of science.
19:12He looks happy.
19:14Is that your scientific assessment?
19:16Yeah.
19:16Observation is foundational.
19:18So beyond observation, how's he doing?
19:21Strong vitals, good appetite, clean fluids, solid feces.
19:24What more could one ask for?
19:25Also noted increased speed and sensitive hearing.
19:29Interesting.
19:30But not harmful.
19:32Quite the opposite.
19:32Happy, as you've observed, is accurate.
19:38Don't waste your energy on Hilton's antics.
19:41Think of him like an overbearing father with a sense of humor akin to pull my finger.
19:45There is no pleasing him, and he can only please himself.
19:51I have been told that, um, an overbearing father figure is the trigger for me.
19:57A scientist who's been to therapy.
20:00Since we're getting personal, I have no, um, I have no problem with many that I have been to therapy.
20:05Couples therapy.
20:07So, here you go.
20:09Mm-hmm.
20:10You are surprising.
20:12Which is surprising.
20:15I'll bite.
20:16I can do personal.
20:19How did it go?
20:20Okay, I'll bite back.
20:22Um, it's ongoing.
20:24Dare I say, complicated.
20:25Vivian, you have no idea.
20:27Les, you got my name right.
20:28You just call me Les.
20:32Which...
20:34Please do.
20:46Is this Marvel after Union Station on Market Street?
20:49Richard?
20:49Hmm?
20:50What's the fucking plan?
20:51I forgot you.
20:52Okay.
20:55You've had a phone this whole time!
20:57Okay!
20:58Because I asked for help, and you brought me a piece of fucking pie, but we have a phone.
21:03Okay, so...
21:04Here's the plan.
21:06Hit me.
21:07I, Richard Paul Ware, willingly sacrifice my natural size and myself in the name of love...
21:15Oh, fuck.
21:16...for the greatest love story ever told.
21:18You will pen our story, inspiring lovers for generations to come, thereby earning a second Pulitzer.
21:26Then we will live out our days in the dollhouse, as tiny people, but only in size, not in spirit,
21:32not in heart.
21:36Happily ever after.
21:40That's...
21:41That's the plan, huh?
21:42Yeah.
21:43That's the plan.
21:43Yeah.
21:44So you, uh...
21:44I just...
21:46Why, though, would you shrink yourself without a plan to make us big again?
21:56Richard?
21:57Well...
21:57I mean...
21:57You have no fucking plan at all!
21:59Do I have that right?
22:00Well, no!
22:00Oh, my God.
22:01Huh?
22:02No, no, no, no, no.
22:02Why did I think that you would have any answers?
22:05I thought you were gonna save me.
22:08Oh, my God.
22:10No, no, no, no, no, no.
22:10Less than the team are gonna solve the formula eventually, like they're so close.
22:14They're like...
22:15No, no, no, no.
22:15Once they solve it, we can choose.
22:17Tiny bodies, big love, big bodies, big love.
22:21Choose?
22:22You think I would choose this?
22:26Ah...
22:26It's a run out of battery.
22:27I should've...
22:27I should've packed the charger, but I put the pie in instead because you said it was your
22:31favorite.
22:32I'm walking away before I punch you in the fucking throat!
22:35What?
22:36I...
22:36Wait, should I follow you?
22:38No!
22:39The train has left the station, okay?
22:42I'm gonna get the next train.
22:44I'm gonna get the next...
22:44No!
22:45It's the end of the line, Richard!
22:47All right.
22:48And the end of the metaphor, okay?
22:50All right.
22:51Do not fucking quote Shakespeare!
22:56Lindy?
22:58Fifteen years of silence.
23:00Not...
23:01Fifteen years of silence, but...
23:03Fifteen years of silence.
23:06And now my dream, my imprint, my publishing imprint.
23:10Harry Leyland Publishing.
23:12Simple, elegant, dignified.
23:17Slipping through my manicured fingers.
23:22Does she care?
23:23No!
23:24Does she demand more?
23:26Yes.
23:27Are we still friends?
23:30I don't know.
23:34Hmm.
23:38You help her.
23:40Who helps you?
23:44Me?
23:49Transactional relationships are...
23:53Unsustainable.
23:56Unlonely.
24:03You are good people.
24:07I know at least thirty people who would disagree with you about that.
24:11Hm.
24:13More opinions that don't equal truth.
24:20You are so wise.
24:32You got me in a twist.
24:37I like that.
24:39I like that.
24:40A lot.
24:51May I...
24:52May I ask?
24:54Are you married?
24:56You may.
25:01Oh.
25:03Are you married?
25:04In a way.
25:05Is he...
25:06She...
25:07He...
25:07He...
25:08He...
25:08Is he...
25:09Um...
25:09Alive?
25:10In a way.
25:12Oh.
25:12We're starting with alive.
25:13Isn't the term alive binary in its nature?
25:16A living organism is considered alive if it exhibits certain characteristics that differentiates
25:22it from non-living matter.
25:24In a way, my husband cannot be differentiated from non-living matter.
25:28May...
25:28May I ask?
25:29No.
25:29We're done here.
25:31But it felt good to share.
25:34Oh, no.
25:35What?
25:36I think Mr. Magoo is having a seizure.
25:38A seizure?
25:39What?
25:40She could die.
25:41Okay.
25:42I can't lose her.
25:43Her?
25:44I...
25:44I'm sorry.
25:45Him.
25:46Clearly.
25:46Are you okay?
25:47Yes, I just love the fucking cat.
25:49Okay.
25:50The seizure has stopped.
25:52His heart rate is back to normal.
25:53Good.
25:54My heart is racing.
25:59Your pulse is excessively high.
26:01The wrist, excessively sweaty.
26:07I, uh...
26:08Nothing can happen to that cat, okay?
26:10Mr. Magoo is fine.
26:11I'm more worried about you.
26:14I appreciate your concern.
26:16I, uh...
26:17Let's go.
26:19Excuse me.
26:20Mar ΠΡΠΈ.
26:27Oh, come on.
26:28Where is she?
26:32Oh, come on.
26:33Where is she?
26:33Where is she?
26:35Where is she?
26:36Come on.
26:38Come on.
26:43Come on.
26:46I'm utterly alone.
27:03i was just looking for you why i wanted to tell you how much i loved your speech
27:11what are your notes professor no notes very efficient use of your words
27:16yeah sure right fishing again listen i know that you didn't want to do anything for graduation
27:23but i wondered if you and i could go get milkshakes at mandy's
27:30i'm not 10 yeah uh i know i just thought it would be you know a nostalgic
27:38yeah you busted me i'm so uncool so it's just ice cream what do you think
27:47okay i can't um i'm leaving for where college it's june college starts in the fall didn't dad
27:57tell you he got me like some internship or observation whatever thing
28:05no no dad did not dad did not what lose summer plans i didn't tell you
28:13no well it was very last minute um i thought i told you sorry
28:26where are you going
28:31didn't i tell you
28:40you're the second person today drowning sorrows in a milkshake
28:43oh yeah huh was it another mother
28:52it was me
28:56how are you sad ever
28:58i could ask you the same thing but i've read your work
29:03and i mean that with all respect and a hint of jest
29:08do i know you no no no i know you i know of you in full transparency i work at
29:18the lab
29:18with your husband
29:20oh well
29:24too bad
29:29yeah
29:36you know
29:37i would be remiss if i didn't take the opportunity to tell you how much i admire
29:45and adore you're enough
29:48but no look your ability to capture the weight the burden of the mother's complicated emotional
29:56relationship not only with the daughter but with herself come on that is a master class it is a
30:01master class in dimension and in the heartbreak and in a lesser writer's hand it could come across
30:07as cartoonish or salacious but i was i am you know it stays with you in it deeply moved by
30:15the
30:15daughter's ability to thrive under the complex emotional circumstances thrust upon her it is a hero's
30:25journey underneath a comedic cry for help
30:32i just wanted to give that daughter a hug it's productive i know but it's true
30:45i could really use a hug this might be overstepping but i would be happy to provide one
30:55i'm okay
31:22i'm okay
31:26Your mom's here.
31:27Yeah, okay. Thank you, Barb.
31:33I should... I should go.
31:35Okay.
31:39She doesn't like to drive at night.
31:41The sun's out.
31:42It's setting.
31:59I am alone.
32:02We're all alone.
32:14Ah!
32:15Ah!
32:19Ah!
32:20Ah!
32:21Ah!
32:22Ah!
32:23Ah!
32:24Ah!
32:28Ah!
32:33Ah!
32:35Ah!
32:37Ah!
32:39Ah!
32:41Ah!
32:43Ah!
32:44Ah!
32:45Ah!
32:46Ah!
32:47Ah!
32:48Ah!
32:49Ah!
32:50Ah!
32:52Ah!
32:53Ah!
32:53Ah!
32:53Ah!
33:19what are you doing going home because of the showdown at
33:23high noon over burgers in my lab i am the sheriff okay great galloping god what are you not getting
33:30here okay this is there is a new gun in town and he's wearing a black hat but he has
33:35got the money
33:36fine whatever he started it that's adult i have to go home martin okay you know what hey hey hilton
33:43has not left the building yet this does not look good oh fuck him him f me f everyone okay
33:50you know
33:50you are tying your own shoelaces tell him it's a family emergency what is it yes people could be
33:56dead what people people who what people
34:11do we like that guy we might okay but do we have to like poke him a bit you know
34:18i can pull up the
34:19presentation watch him shake bacon shit not yet he's not not useful okay it's your call
34:30until it isn't that's not what we discussed as the brains and boots on the ground as you like to
34:37refer
34:38me i have final say when it comes to the talent the talent sure but my guts say poke
34:51poke you can't help yourself can you neither can you
34:59poke poke
35:02don't poke poke
35:04do not
35:10what i'm not touching you
35:12oh you gonna go oh really okay well that's childish
35:17oh god not now nils no time for questions no time for comments thank you no problem
35:26remind you something bigger oh yeah bigger than me i'm the story not anymore
35:31what
35:35whatever i gotta go
35:51i'm not failing we're here look we're walking through the doors it's gonna be fun
35:55it's gonna be great you said you were coming earlier what happened this is earlier wear a damn watch
36:04what's up mike this is my old friend lulu we go way back lulu mike hey
36:10come find me when you get a break okay anything for you boss
36:15wow
36:18you got id
36:20what id
36:21yeah i i i'm just kidding you look 21 and me
36:24i'm just kidding you look at me
36:32hey i hate him
36:41hey
36:48hey
36:49hey
36:49hey
36:49hey
36:50hey
36:50hey
36:53hey
36:54hey
37:06I will save myself.
37:14Come on, fucker!
37:52Come on, fucker!
38:02This isn't goodbye, Space Cullen.
38:05It's over and out.
38:18I can't believe it.
38:24I can't believe it.
38:26I can't believe it.
38:27Mic drop!
38:28Mic drop!
38:30You did the thing at graduation, right?
38:32The, uh, the mic drop?
38:34Mic drop.
38:35Yeah, that was me.
38:37My grandma hated your speech.
38:40And, uh, I hate my grandma, so thank you.
38:43Hey, I told you, you stupid assholes.
38:44It's her.
38:45It's a mic drop.
38:47Mic drop!
38:49See?
38:49No one cares.
38:51Fun, right?
38:53Sure.
38:54Are you at Forest Park?
38:55No.
38:56Are you kidding?
38:57Just a question.
38:58Uh, she goes to school in Manhattan.
39:02Oh, did you guys know that her mom wrote, My Rainbow Starts With Black?
39:07That's your mom?
39:08We read it in class.
39:11Your mom's childhood.
39:13The dinner table.
39:14Wow.
39:15The class was narcissism fiction, and we know it's fiction.
39:19There's a lot of truth in fiction.
39:20Was your mom capable of showing you any kind of affection at all?
39:24What the fuck kind of question is that?
39:27It's so defensive.
39:28Not tracks.
39:29Hey, mic drop!
39:30Hey!
39:31What?
39:31Shots!
39:32Let's go!
39:33No.
39:33Lulu.
39:34Let's go!
39:35She...
39:35Please don't.
39:36No, it's not.
39:37It's fine.
39:38We'll do the shots with mic drop.
39:43Oh.
39:54Huh.
39:57You look, uh...
39:59Filthy.
39:59I was gonna say strong.
40:01So that's my phone.
40:03I'm impressed.
40:05That?
40:06Well, I hoped you would be.
40:08I'm driving.
40:10You're what?
40:11Wait, wait.
40:12We're leaving?
40:13Yeah.
40:14We'll come back and loot the place.
40:18Where are we going?
40:20Into the sunset, Richie.
40:23It's the dawn of a new day.
40:30I'm a little worried.
40:32I miss you.
40:32What are you talking about?
40:33Oh, we need to get you some water.
40:35Water is dumb.
40:36It's just stuff in lakes.
40:37Okay.
40:38Was your mom even capable of showing any actual affection?
40:43Funny.
40:44She's drunk.
40:46Steph, I'm gonna go.
40:47I'll see you after the new year.
40:53What the fuck?
40:59Psycho.
41:01Let's go.
41:04Hi guys.
41:05Hi.
41:06Oh my god.
41:07Hi.
41:08What is wrong with you?
41:09I'm sorry.
41:10I don't go to LOL University with all y'all.
41:13You're acting like a bitch.
41:14Me?
41:15I'm bitch?
41:16I think you overreacted.
41:18I get it.
41:19Your mom's a trigger, but-
41:20Wait, wait though.
41:20Is that like your professional opinion?
41:24Wow.
41:25Huh.
41:26Okay, look.
41:27You have to go to a better school if you want people to take you seriously.
41:31Okay?
41:32I'm just being real.
41:36Hey, you ever read your mom's book?
41:39No.
41:40Um, she wrote some shit about me one time, so, um, I already know she hates me.
41:45Hmm.
41:46Yeah.
41:47Uh, well, you might want to read it.
41:49Oh?
41:50Why?
41:52Because you're just like her.
41:56My drama.
42:09Word to the wise, you want to be liked.
42:12Don't be a dick.
42:13Okay.
42:14Word to the dipshit.
42:16I don't give a fuck who likes me.
42:19Uh, bullshit.
42:21Fact.
42:22No, you care too much.
42:24And it's showing.
42:52Liz!
42:52Mom?
42:53What are you doing here?
42:54What are you doing here?
42:55I live here.
42:56Well, you're supposed to be in Vermont here.
42:58I'm here to cat-sit.
43:00Where is Mr. Medina?
43:01Mom!
43:01Mom, stop!
43:03Put everything down.
43:06Put it down.
43:07Well, I-I-I'm almost done.
43:09Oh, my suitcase, it bumped the plan.
43:11I don't care.
43:11I don't care.
43:12Just leave it.
43:13Don't walk or move or do or touch anything.
43:19Anything.
43:20Yes.
43:24I-I-I just cleaned that up.
43:27Here, let me-
43:27No, no, no!
43:28Please!
43:28Just don't!
43:29Please!
43:30Just stay where you are!
43:31Do not move!
43:44Stay.
43:56Mindy?
43:58Mindy?
43:59Where are you?
44:10Oh, fuck!
44:29I-I-C-O-N-N-Y-D-I-C-O-N-O-N-C-O-N-Y-A-W
44:32-I-C-H-E-S-O-N-O-N-C-E-S-P-E-R-F-O-C-R-O
44:35-D-C-C-E-S-E-S-S-P-E-R-E-S-O-S-S-T-S-C-E
44:38-S-P-E-O-S-C-E-S-S-C-E-S-E-S-E-S-C-E-S-E
44:45-S-C-E-S-C-E-S-C-T-E-S-C-A-W-S-S-S-E-S-C
44:53-E-S-C-E-S-E-S-C-Y-S-S
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