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00:27To be continued...
00:30I'm his fucking lab rat.
00:32You're having an affair with my physicist?
00:39Richard?
00:41Have I killed a man?
00:43You're alive!
00:44Les has 30 days to solve the formula
00:46or he's fired and the tech reverts to Hilton.
00:49Another fucking lie!
00:50I need space from you.
00:52Fucking Les.
00:54You can't solve the formula.
00:56And I plan to make the next 21 days of your life
01:00a living hell.
01:19Les.
01:20Les.
01:22You're stuck in a bad dream.
01:24We both are.
01:27Les.
01:28Wake up.
01:33Lindy!
01:35You're you.
01:37I'm me.
01:38Is it over?
01:39It is for me.
01:41What happened?
01:42I lost my Pulitzer.
01:44I was outed as a plagiarist
01:46by our daughter.
01:49She's so clever and bright.
01:54Loathes me.
01:55But not you.
01:57I'm sorry.
01:58I would be devastated if she loathed me.
02:01It's all right.
02:02Really.
02:03I am a fraud.
02:05One book.
02:06I'm relieved.
02:07That was your prize.
02:10Now that I've solved the formula,
02:11I'm gonna get mine.
02:13Oh, you're confused.
02:15You didn't solve anything.
02:18You're never going to get your prize.
02:20You're a fraud, too.
02:22And I need you to respect me, Lindy.
02:24I can't be alone.
02:26You are alone.
02:27But you're here.
02:29Am I?
02:45I'm still here, Les.
02:49No, you're not.
02:51I'm dreaming.
02:54No.
02:56This is real.
02:59I'm right here.
03:06Dave!
03:07Ah!
03:12Where are you?
03:15Dave, where are you?
03:17What's he doing?
03:19What's he doing?
03:19Oh, my God.
03:21Oh, my God.
03:22Oh, my God.
03:22Oh, my God.
03:25Oh, my God.
03:26Oh, my God.
03:29Oh, my God.
03:36Guilt won't let you sleep.
03:39You're the one who should be feeling guilty!
03:42Me.
03:43Yes!
03:44Mitchell.
03:46Dolores.
03:48I can't do this.
03:49I can't.
03:52I found you.
03:55You sadist.
04:05Shit.
04:10Dr. Carmichael says...
04:11Oh, fuck that bitch!
04:12Fuck you!
04:14Left, that is a red light reactor.
04:16You're in my head!
04:17You're in my head, you're in my head, you're in my head, you're in my...
04:19Oh!
04:20Oh, God!
04:21Dr. Carmichael says we can't be afraid to expose our naked self,
04:25even if it makes us feel vulnerable and scared.
04:41We're going God mode.
04:46Connect, connect, connect, connect, connect, connect, connect.
04:50You have no power!
04:51If you have no power!
04:53Don't you dare touch that circuit breaker, Les.
04:56I will crush you.
05:00I touch what I want to touch!
05:01I exist without restraint!
05:04You live in darkness.
05:06Full fucking throttle.
05:10You will tremble to think of all the things I can do while you sleep.
05:17Sun's out!
05:18Fun's out!
05:19Oh.
05:25Fuck this!
05:27I'm checking into the courtyard Marriott!
05:29If you don't come home, I will report myself a missing person.
05:34You wouldn't!
05:35I would.
05:36I will gone girl myself.
05:38How are you going to explain your actions to the police?
05:41You monster!
05:42I'm your monster, Dr. Frankenfuck.
05:44Fuck.
05:54My bad.
06:03Enough to wipe your ass for 192 days.
06:07Trust me.
06:11You're my prisoner now.
06:22You're my prisoner now.
06:27Hello?
06:29Hello.
06:31Hi, Martin.
06:31Hi.
06:32Yes.
06:32Are you sleeping?
06:34Your eyes are open.
06:35No, I was resting.
06:36It's been a long, um, long life.
06:39Are you able to receive information?
06:41Because we've got a problem.
06:43What is a problem?
06:44A problem is that Hilton has moved up the investor presentation to tomorrow.
06:51He was so impressed with your little party trick.
06:54So was Dr. Schofhausen.
06:55I'm going to get the Nobel Prize in Sweden.
06:58Uh, the king.
07:00Unless, buddy, unless you can figure out the formula, there is no Nobel.
07:07No, there is no lab.
07:09There is no you.
07:10There is no me.
07:12There is fraud.
07:14There is a lawsuit.
07:17There is maximum security prison.
07:22And Hilton's smug face.
07:24I can sleep in prison.
07:26Why are you like this?
07:28Lindy.
07:29Is this about the scandal?
07:31Because I have a lot of conflicting Lindy information.
07:34She is conflict.
07:36She is.
07:36Yeah, I need a minute now.
07:39Take 20.
07:39Take 30.
07:40But make it fast.
07:42Because if you can't figure this out, we are dead.
07:47Dead in the holy water.
08:01You've elected to try something new.
08:04You've decided to take control of your anger and rage.
08:08Surprise yourself and those around you by finding an alternative to lashing out and emotionally
08:15baiting your loved ones.
08:17By channeling inner peace and reconnecting with your better self.
08:23You're in there somewhere.
08:28Oh, yeah.
08:29Oh, yes.
08:30Is that?
08:30Hello?
08:31Hi.
08:31Hi.
08:32I thought you hated me.
08:33I do.
08:33Turn on the Today Show.
08:35Oh, fuck.
08:36Why?
08:36What this fucking nightmare?
08:38Who's going to put both of us in the fucking ground?
08:40What the fuck now?
08:42Jackie.
08:42No.
08:43Jenna.
08:44No.
08:44I have to go.
08:45No, no, no.
08:47Any idea what she's going to say?
08:49Nope.
08:51Her move.
09:04I know you hate me, but I hate me more.
09:08Get up.
09:08Let me die.
09:09I totally want to, but it's a Today Show.
09:12What the fuck now?
09:14Jackie.
09:16Yeah?
09:17Jenna.
09:22Oh, fuck yeah.
09:24Jackie.
09:25Welcome.
09:26What a whirlwind.
09:27Jenna.
09:28What an honor to be here.
09:30I mean, I'm such a fan.
09:32I love how you love books as much as I do.
09:35Jenna.
09:36Let me begin by saying Professor Little John is my hero.
09:40My Rainbow Star So Black changed my life.
09:43It's as if she saw into my soul.
09:47Well, now there are questions about the authenticity of that novel, too.
09:51Okay, which is some bullshit.
09:52And I cannot believe that I knew this is happening.
09:54Please, Jackie. Help me. Help me, Jackie.
09:55Please.
09:55Professor Little John is the reason I wanted to become a writer.
09:58She's a paragon of inspiration.
10:00To think that Professor Little John would be capable of plagiarism is, it's heartbreaking.
10:09I mean, being in this position is my worst nightmare realized.
10:16Jesus.
10:17She's bad.
10:18Untitled on Purpose is a captivating and entertaining read.
10:22The question everyone is asking is, who wrote it?
10:26Professor Little John, if you're watching, and I sure hope you are, I have no choice but
10:32to tell the truth.
10:34Huh?
10:38Professor Little John is the true author of Untitled on Purpose.
10:42Why? What? Yes, God, thank you.
10:46I'm merely a humble graduate student who ain't...
10:50Oh, God.
10:51Your publisher better have deep fucking pockets.
10:55Well played, Hal.
10:57Well fucking played.
10:59A nice type sending into Montana, too.
11:01Keeps her folksy.
11:02I am no professor Little John.
11:04Teach me everything you know.
11:06It saddens me.
11:07She's lying!
11:09It accuses her own mother of fucking...
11:10You don't know me, Jackie Baldwin!
11:15I am not lying!
11:17She is lying about the lying!
11:20Your mom's fans are fucking toxic.
11:23Yeah, everybody hates me!
11:25The chiclet hash takers are strapping on their heels for battle.
11:27But they loved me yesterday.
11:39Richard, do I have thoughts today?
11:41Um, Richard's not here.
11:44Oh, yes, you're right.
11:45He's dead.
11:47No, I think he's just in Collinsville.
11:50Is that Shakespearean for heaven?
11:52It's a suburb.
11:54Oh, lovely.
11:58Bob, explain what I should implement.
12:02Uh...
12:04You're not Bob.
12:06I'm Bob.
12:07There's something different about you.
12:09I'm Bob the New Explainer.
12:11Janet?
12:12What's happening?
12:13Where's Bob, Bob?
12:14Bob is not here.
12:16No explanation.
12:18What's going on?
12:19Um, he seems off.
12:21Les.
12:23Come.
12:29There's a new Bob.
12:31That's right.
12:32The other Bob spoke to a journalist.
12:33You do not do that.
12:34You know the protocol.
12:35Let's reset.
12:37Tell me what you see.
12:40Better yet, tell me what you don't see.
12:50Curve.
12:54Follow the curve.
12:57Continue the curve.
13:10We need a curve.
13:12Uh, I don't know what kind of curve, but not a straight line.
13:18A curve.
13:22To infinity.
13:24If the corn stabilizes for three minutes, we'll have reached limitless stabilization.
13:33And the math?
13:37Dr. Littlejohn?
13:41Well, the equation, the curve.
13:52Um, we have 24 hours.
13:55You can do this.
13:56You need to sleep.
13:59You're welcome to stay at my place.
14:01In my guest room.
14:03The mattress is Tempur-Pedic.
14:04Medium firm.
14:07I'm here for you, Les.
14:09I am wherever you need me to be.
14:12For work.
14:13Or anything.
14:15Other than work.
14:17Too.
14:22I can't.
14:23My wife is expecting me.
14:25I see.
14:26I understand.
14:29Then go home.
14:31But do whatever you have to do to rest and think.
14:37Defend your mental space.
14:40Defend my mental space.
14:42Get creative.
14:50So, is that it?
14:52Is it over?
14:53You're welcome.
14:54What happened?
14:55Hell.
14:57I have been through hell.
14:58You have no idea.
15:00No, you have no idea.
15:02So, my Pulitzer?
15:04You get to keep it.
15:06And my editor?
15:08Still on the roster.
15:12And my best friend?
15:18Waitlisted.
15:19Ish.
15:20Fair.
15:20I deserve an ish.
15:22I'm just relieved not to be dropped.
15:25So, everybody wins.
15:28Right?
15:28You?
15:29Me?
15:30Jackie Baldwin, I'm assuming.
15:33Raked over the money coals, yes.
15:34But, worth it, I think.
15:36Oh, you're welcome.
15:38Too soon.
15:39Fair.
15:39Fair.
15:40Yes.
15:41Um, listen.
15:42There is one casualty.
15:46Someone's got to take the fall.
15:48Oh.
15:48Fuck.
15:51Lulu.
15:53Hashtag St. Lulu to Lulu.
15:57Is it bad, babe?
15:59She's tough.
16:00And it's the internet, so...
16:03Tomorrow, it'll be someone else's something else.
16:06Jackie's on, and not the foxy one.
16:09I've got to run.
16:10Congrats, I think.
16:12They...
16:21Jesus.
16:24Jesus.
16:31Jesus.
16:38Jesus.
16:47You're old. Text me.
16:48Of course.
17:09It's your mom. She says, Lulu, please come home.
17:12Delete it.
17:13No.
17:13Yes!
17:14No! You should go home.
17:17Talk to her.
17:20She had her student lie so that I could be crushed on social media and she could keep her precious
17:26fucking award.
17:27That is all she cares about.
17:29You don't know she actually did that.
17:30I have proof that she stole that story. I will not let her get away with this.
17:35What are you gonna do? Make another TikTok?
17:37Maybe I should. Or go on the Today Show.
17:40You're just looking for more drama. You're like a drama junkie.
17:43So is she.
17:44Finally.
17:46Now you see my point?
17:48She reached out. She wants to see you.
17:52She is breaking a pattern and so should you.
18:04And we will be talking about Shirtless Mike later.
18:12You fellows have traveled a great distance following a northern star, gifts in hand, and your faith was rewarded, right?
18:20And in my own way I have traveled a great distance following my heart's north star only to be rejected
18:28and tortured and traumatized and I'm losing my faith.
18:35I'm losing my faith. In faith? I'm in dire need of some kind of sign, a reason, a purpose, a
18:46direction.
19:01Your existence is complicated, but I thank you anyway.
19:09Well, you've restored my faith.
19:11In what?
19:13In life.
19:15Hi.
19:16Hi.
19:17I know you're on a mini-science sabbatical caring for a loved one right now.
19:22And I hate to bother you, but...
19:24Janet, you were never a bother.
19:27I'm glad.
19:29What's going on?
19:32Um...
19:33Les is not good.
19:35Oh, I know.
19:36You know?
19:38I...
19:38Well, we work together so closely that it's like a twin flame thing.
19:43I can feel it even if I can't see it in... in person.
19:48Uh, thing is, we need him good.
19:52Like, great.
19:53He's too exhausted to string a coherent sentence together and the investor presentation is tomorrow.
20:00Wait.
20:01Tomorrow?
20:02Yeah.
20:03Hilton's whim.
20:04Oh.
20:05So, how can I be helpful?
20:07Uh, I wish you could talk to him.
20:09Get him back on track.
20:11I mean, he thinks you're in, like, heaven?
20:17I'm nearby.
20:18Bye.
20:20Uh.
20:21Sony C- mi- the Portland.
20:23Sony C- de la Portland.
20:24Sony C- Cast Off excluding portia-
20:43Great choice.
20:45My favorite.
20:46Would it get through a bedroom door?
20:48easily like a hot knife through butter yes please question oh chuck if you had a very clever
21:00determined angry mouse that was keeping you up all night driving you fucking insane i hate mice
21:06what would you use to slow her down let me ask you this are you looking for something humane or
21:18inhumane let me show you both options yes please
21:25i'll wait to hear from you with um bells on fare thee well
21:36oh um um
21:39i was on a personal call i apologize i cannot lie why do you look like that nervous glowing
21:49when you hung up with whoever you were speaking to you smiled
21:51and glowed am i in trouble not yet i'm curious i was talking to um someone special you're
22:02in a relationship no no no the someone special already has a someone special
22:09am i fired isn't it anti-feminist to be considered the other woman
22:13i'm sorry your instagram account janet colgate physicist feminist celiac you're on instagram
22:23in a way i lurk i research everyone janet
22:32you're the other woman i i don't think i have that status yet same
22:43mom i'm here let's talk
22:48mom i'm in here
22:52where in the kitchen
22:57mom where on the island the what
23:03okay this is fucking stupid buy the salt and pepper
23:16it's me uh i'm tiny and i know it's a shock just try not you're tiny
23:25scream okay before we continue let's crash course in volume control you're gonna lean into a whisper
23:33i'll lean into a shout we'll meet in the middle are you real
23:39uh yeah i am real
23:42holy fuck holy fuck dad did this the dollhouse the crying
23:49the today show grandma
23:53uh quieter sorry
23:56it's okay
24:01how did this happen
24:04it was an accident
24:07an accident your dad and i
24:10are working through some issues
24:12i am working through some issues
24:15it's why i reached out
24:17lulU
24:20those comments online just broke my heart you don't deserve it's it's i'm no god i fucked up
24:31why are you crying i don't know i don't know because i'm so fucking mad at you i hated you
24:41you lied that jackie baldwin bitch lied okay i'm sorry i don't know how to whisper cry and i can't
24:48even fucking yell no it's okay you should yell you should be mad don't tell me that i should be
24:54mad when i should be mad and now i can't be mad because you're just you're so small and i
25:06feel so
25:06bad come here
25:19closer closer
25:24don't look up my nose
25:27i won't this is so weird
25:36i know
25:38our family's weird now
25:44so um are you okay well i'm branded dog shit but i'm okay this is all my fault i'm not
25:57a great mom
25:58i i want to be i i need to try harder i i can start right now where to start
26:05okay um
26:07i wrote a book whoa we're going back 20 years how long is the story short and with a point
26:14we'll
26:15see i wrote a book i got rewarded i felt like a fraud that's my first book but then i
26:22had this prize
26:23and that basically became my identity
26:27so bullshit on bullshit bullshit on bullshit and uh well then then you came along
26:35and i could focus on you not me so bullshit me she kind of got left behind which i loved
26:46and then you grew up and we grew apart and bullshit me kind of showed back up
26:56i think i resented you resenting me but that is not being a good parent that is being a petulant
27:05child
27:05yeah you were hurting i didn't know why but i should have asked
27:15i should have listened
27:20okay well a few edits maybe but your story did have a point
27:25so i'm listening now and i have really good hearing it's a benefit of being this tiny
27:35i hate science you do dad's gonna lose his fucking brain oh i mean i flunked out of school
27:43so go ahead freak out you did yeah by design i mean okay how it was harder than i expected
27:52i bet i misappropriated my student's story and didn't correct it
28:00i dropped a tick tock outing my mom as a plagiarist
28:05i burned down your dollhouse
28:07what yeah felt great
28:11i deleted darling daughter
28:14wait that was you yeah i was 11 you should really change your password
28:21wait
28:26oh my god
28:29you read that
28:31yeah it's okay i know you didn't want me i get it
28:37lulu
28:37i was channeling grandma diane my mom thinking about me
28:46really
28:47of course oh my god i've never regretted having you
28:53but the resentment
28:54no that was later and different god no
29:00makes sense
29:02does it
29:03yeah actually i read your book
29:06i can definitely see the grandma diane connection
29:10god it breaks my heart that you thought i didn't
29:15that you grew up thinking that i didn't want you
29:19oh my god i'm so sorry
29:22oh sweet girl
29:24i'm so sorry i suck
29:27oh i suck i fucking suck
29:31i suck too
29:32that's also my fault
29:34and dad's
29:35we all suck
29:37which sucks
29:46you read my book
29:50you want me to tell you it's good
29:53no
29:53it's okay
29:56i'll take it
29:58so do you have to tell dad i flunked out
30:01like a ufp or united family whatever it is
30:06the upf united parental front
30:08no fuck it
30:21i have to go in front of the review board tomorrow
30:24like make a case or whatever
30:26tell them why they shouldn't kick me out of school
30:30what are you gonna say
30:31okay we could we could practice it
30:34no
30:35don't get on mom about it
30:39okay
30:44hey lulu
30:45what's going on
30:48dad
30:54i can explain
30:56less
30:57don't worry
30:59i already explained
31:01what did she tell you
31:03a lot
31:05she's a liar
31:06you're the liar dad
31:08well uh
31:09what
31:09the dollhouse
31:11grandma
31:12mom left us
31:14you let me think she was having an emotional breakdown
31:17no
31:17what the fuck
31:18no no no
31:19you've never lied to me before
31:23what did you tell her
31:24whatever i want
31:26i'm her mother
31:27she needed me
31:28since when
31:28you you you you had no right to talk to her
31:31dad
31:31no
31:32no no no
31:32we discussed this
31:34upf
31:35upf
31:35we we we said that telling you would traumatize you
31:38and we were gonna tell you together
31:39that's the u
31:40in upf
31:41someone had to be the p
31:43well here's the f
31:44fuck you
31:45fuck you
31:46fuck you
31:47fuck you
31:48fuck you
31:49fuck you
31:50why
31:56shit
31:58we are horrible
32:00the worst
32:02makes me sick
32:04to make her sick
32:05yeah me too
32:06we need to get our shit together
32:10jesus
32:11look at us
32:14look at me
32:15i know
32:16i know
32:17okay
32:18okay
32:25i'm so sorry lulu
32:27this this is us
32:29not you
32:30never you
32:30never you
32:31i think i'm empty
32:41this is so fucked
32:42our family is fucked
32:48you're standing on the sink
32:50yeah
32:51but uh
32:52this is our new reality
32:55we're fucked up family like everybody else
32:58you know
32:59sort of
32:59until we're not
33:00i can fix this
33:02can you dad
33:05yes
33:07don't you believe me
33:12i believe you
33:13you know
33:14and you're
33:14you're brilliant
33:16frustratingly so
33:17i've always
33:18believed in you
33:19always
33:23okay so like
33:24what do we do now
33:25we live
33:27uh
33:28dad and i are gonna
33:29work things out
33:30you're gonna go back
33:32to school tonight
33:34and um
33:35then we'll all go
33:36skiing over president's day
33:37weekend
33:38or something
33:38i don't know
33:39but we're gonna be okay
33:40we're going to be
33:42okay
33:43right
33:43yes
33:45absolutely
33:47yes
33:52is it bad that i kind of
33:53want to see mom on tiny skis
34:01hey
34:02you know i love you
34:03kiddo
34:06yeah i know
34:18she didn't tell me that she loved me back
34:20i think she did
34:22she did not
34:23you know she did not
34:25okay this is a lot
34:26for her to process
34:27i've lost her love
34:30okay now you're being dramatic
34:32dramatic
34:35she fucking adored me
34:37and now she can barely look at me
34:38yeah it stings
34:40but
34:41no no it's fine
34:41it's okay
34:42i understand i know
34:44i know that you love this
34:45you love it
34:46love what
34:47you want me
34:48to be hurricane less
34:50don't you
34:51well
34:53bravo
34:53this is your fucking guilt
34:55talking
34:56that's what this is
34:57you just
34:58you took
34:58my daughter
35:00away from me
35:01your daughter
35:02that was your plan
35:04this was my plan
35:05i was her hero
35:06and now she thinks i'm a fucking liar
35:08i told her
35:09it was an accident
35:11you want me to play her the voice note
35:13huh
35:13oh i'm sure you painted a very pretty
35:15picture of yourself
35:17did you tell her about richard
35:19did you tell her about richard
35:20his blood is on your hands lindy
35:23really
35:23my tiny
35:25innocent
35:26shrunken on purpose hand
35:28maybe you deserve
35:30to be
35:31her mad scientist
35:32shithead dad
35:33who shrunk her mom
35:34every dad disappoints eventually
35:36it's finally your fucking turn
35:45you ruined lola
35:48and you make me sick
35:52what the fuck are you doing
35:58it would be so easy
36:00just to let go
36:02i've seen your balls last
36:04they aren't big enough
36:06oh it's been a while
36:12maybe you've forgotten how big they are
36:15put me down
36:16okay
36:18oh you motherfucker
36:27you're dead
36:30sure why not
36:39fuck what the fuck
36:46oh
36:47oh
36:54Oh, my God.
37:34You were a good and loyal friend.
37:39I'm going to miss you, Dolores.
37:42And I'm sorry it ended this way.
37:47I'm sorry, too, Dolores.
37:53Your eyes do not deceive you.
37:54I am not a ghost.
37:56I am very much a lie.
38:00Richard!
38:02I'm so relieved.
38:04You are no more a murderer than I am an adulterer.
38:08I was hoodwinked into an uncompromising position, but I want to put your mind at ease.
38:15Nothing happened below the belt.
38:17Well, the belt was off, Richard.
38:20All part of the charade.
38:24I never meant to hurt you.
38:26Yes, you did.
38:28However, I know you never meant to vanquish me.
38:31Which you did not.
38:35Call it even?
38:36Even, Steven.
38:43I have a science thought, if I may be so bold.
38:45Please.
38:47So, given my recent firsthand experiences, I've been thinking about the quantum harmonic oscillator.
38:54What if its potential energy is akin to the mass on a spring?
38:57As in, uh, V of X equals one-half KX squared.
39:01Where K is the spring constant, and X is the displacement.
39:05I mean, that's a, that's, that's a parabolic curve.
39:10I mean, that could work.
39:15I've missed this.
39:17Me, too.
39:18I will say Janet's been good.
39:19Very good.
39:20Um, but I haven't, I've missed, uh, I've missed the, uh...
39:23You don't need to say it.
39:25I know.
39:25Richard, I, you, missed you.
39:29I do owe you an apology.
39:32I was a fool for love.
39:37I keep wondering, was I driven by love, or the tragedy of love?
39:44You know, I can't believe you miniaturized yourself for her.
39:48Oh, you would have done the same if you weren't needed to solve the formula.
39:54Oh, no, Richard never crossed my mind.
39:57No, we've reached a new low.
40:00May I ask why?
40:04Because I know her.
40:07I really fucking know her.
40:11Not worth it.
40:13Then you know she's coming for you.
40:16Oh, I do.
40:19But I can't fucking wait.
40:22Love, love, love, love will tear us apart again.
40:29Love, love will tear us apart again.
40:36Love, love, love, love, love will tear us apart again.
40:42Why is the bedroom so cold, turned away on your side?
40:48Is my time climbing that far?
40:52Is my time climbing that far?
40:53The forest might look so dry.
40:55And there's still less of you.
40:59In every wild life.
41:02Love, love will tear us apart again.
41:08Love, love will tear us apart again.
41:16Love, love will tear us apart again.
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