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00:07new year new us we can renew our vows i love you but i fell in love less promised me
00:16a fresh start
00:17now it's time to blow your minds we call this the future i am fucking amazed
00:26i pretended to be your book agent i didn't write the story it's my students work i closed the deal
00:32you're gonna change the world you get back in the workshop and you figure it out let's move our
00:38renewing our vows to next year that's a fantastic idea richie i'm leaving less i need you i have been
00:45by your side for 15 years
00:52oh you're alive
01:36last oh fuck
01:44it's time is it
01:52oh
02:08how much did i drink last night
02:11last
02:16why would you put the plaid back up
02:21it's my eyes
02:24my head
02:36oh wow that really cleaned up
02:43last
02:49who's at the door
03:02what is this nonsense
03:13no no no no no no no no no lindy
03:17everything is fine
03:18don't freak out
03:20Oh!
03:21Oh!
03:27Oh!
03:29Oh!
03:30Oh!
03:30Oh!
03:31Oh!
03:31Oh!
03:33Okay, I'm opening up the dollhouse!
03:36Stop screaming at me!
03:42Oh!
03:43Oh!
03:44Oh!
03:44Oh!
03:45Oh!
03:45Oh!
03:46Oh!
03:46Oh, no, no!
03:48Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
04:01There you are!
04:03You're okay!
04:07I am not okay!
04:17Can you hear me? I am not okay!
04:26I am not okay!
04:28It works! I can hear you!
04:31You're too loud!
04:33Sorry.
04:34Well, now I can't hear you.
04:36How about now?
04:37No, too loud.
04:39Now?
04:40Softer.
04:41Now?
04:42Better.
04:43I hate this fucking thing!
04:48Can you hear me now?
04:51Say again.
04:51Can you hear me now?
04:53Yes!
04:54Oh!
04:55Sorry, sorry.
04:56I'm so sorry.
04:57Are you okay?
04:58I'm fine.
05:00I heard that.
05:01God, I think we got it.
05:03Hi.
05:05What the fuck, Les?
05:07I heard that too.
05:08Loud and clear.
05:09Okay.
05:10Mindy, I'm so sorry.
05:11It was an accident.
05:13And, uh...
05:14I can't believe it even happened.
05:16I...
05:16I...
05:16But you're incredible!
05:18I mean...
05:19You're beautiful!
05:25Are you smiling right now?!
05:27No!
05:28No, no, no.
05:29No, of course not.
05:29I...
05:30I just...
05:31I...
05:32Just like...
05:33Wow.
05:35Wow.
05:36Wow?
05:38Wow?!
05:38No, I apologize.
05:39You're my wife and you're not an experimenter.
05:42Well, I should hope so!
05:45Jesus!
05:46Oh, my God!
05:46This is your job?!
05:48This how you're gonna solve world hunger?!
05:51You're gonna make everybody tiny so...
05:53So they don't, what, eat more?!
05:55I don't...
05:55Uh, do...
05:56Do you want me to answer that, or...?
05:59Explain it to me!
06:01Well, um...
06:02It's called cellular reduction,
06:05and, um, it's the process of miniaturization and restoration
06:08of organic fruit and vegetables,
06:12and that's how I plan to solve world hunger.
06:15Explain how you're gonna make me big again!
06:18Jesus!
06:19I don't give a shit how it works!
06:21Oh, right.
06:21Well, I just reversed the process.
06:23That's the restoration part.
06:25Great!
06:27Restore me!
06:29Now, please!
06:31I can do that.
06:32Um, uh, but first, uh, a surprise.
06:35Meet me in the dining room.
06:41Merry Christmas, Lindy.
06:43Les, do I look merry or hungry?
06:47Well, it's kinda hard to tell from this distance, um...
06:50I'm not.
06:51Make me big again, now!
06:53Heard that?
06:54Loud and clear?
06:55Um, the thing is...
06:57Tell me you can make me big again, Les!
07:00I can, and I will.
07:01Um, the thing is that it's just...
07:03I think it's just gonna take a day, uh, or two.
07:07Tops.
07:07But, you'll be fine.
07:09Everything's gonna be okay.
07:10You're healthy.
07:11Uh, I checked your vitals.
07:12Wait, I could die?!
07:14Tiny?!
07:15No, you...
07:16You're not gonna die, Tiny.
07:19You'll be safe in the dollhouse.
07:21Because it's...
07:22It's almost exactly the same as our house-house.
07:25Um, the stove works.
07:27The refrigerator works.
07:29There's food.
07:30The water runs.
07:31And, I shrunk a few of your favorite things to really make you feel at home home.
07:36Your clothes.
07:38From your closet.
07:40Um, and, uh, this curling thing.
07:47And your hairbrush.
07:49Uh, cold cream.
07:51Looked important.
07:53Oh, and I remembered your coffee.
07:55And the coffee maker worked perfectly, right?
07:57Oh, one crucial thing.
07:59Um, the toilet.
08:00Uh, it works.
08:01I figured it out.
08:02Just don't ever look in the hall closet.
08:04Downstairs.
08:05Ever.
08:06You will be restored to regular size.
08:08Uh, I-I promise it.
08:09This is just temporary, Lindy.
08:11I am so close.
08:12Truly.
08:14Now it's so close?!
08:16Not a day or two?!
08:19Tom?!
08:20Less?!
08:21You motherfuckers!
08:24Hey.
08:26Calm, calm down.
08:27Ah!
08:27Ahhhh.
08:29Ahhhhh.
08:30From hell callous again?
08:33Ahhhh!
08:40ahhhhhh.
08:41No.
08:46Whoooaaa ahhh!!
08:48Aaaaaaahhh!
08:51Aaaaahhh!
08:55Aaaaaahhh!
08:58I don't want to feel it all.
09:04He's been away.
09:17You can refilm the ladies' cup, too.
09:22She's on her way, Bob.
09:23She's gone back to her husband.
09:25No.
09:25They always do.
09:27Not this time.
09:28Nope, nope, nope.
09:28Because we've got plans.
09:30Yep.
09:31We've got concrete plans.
09:37How about a 10-day getaway to Vermont for two?
09:43Uber romantic.
09:51There are multiple reasons she could be late.
09:53No, I know Lindy's coming.
09:55Why, you may ask?
09:58Because our love story is woven into the fabric of time, destined to be written, immortalized
10:06for generations to come.
10:08Oh, quiet, everybody, please.
10:11Quiet, please!
10:13Sorry.
10:15Oh, it's work.
10:17It's work.
10:19Hey, Martin.
10:22Well, I was going to head out of town, so...
10:26No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
10:27Of course, of course.
10:28I'll just head into the lab.
10:33No, I've not heard from us.
10:36Wait, what do you mean you can't get a hold of them?
10:40Yeah, okay, bye.
10:42Does this mean your romantic getaway is canceled?
10:46Martin, can I be honest?
10:47I love your service, but I don't love the negative energy.
10:54Peace, Alfrey?
11:00Take those off.
11:01I feel like a specimen.
11:04And come closer.
11:05I don't want to keep yelling.
11:10Jesus, the 96?
11:12If there was ever a time.
11:14I know why you didn't tell me about your work.
11:17Well, I couldn't.
11:18It was top secret.
11:19I signed an ironclad NDA.
11:22It's bullshit.
11:23You didn't trust me.
11:25Which makes me so sad.
11:29Makes me so sad.
11:32Fuck you.
11:34But...
11:36Yeah.
11:41Well, I didn't exactly hide it from you either.
11:44What?
11:46Happy birthday, Lindy.
11:49They are so cute.
11:53Wait.
11:54And legible?
11:56Happy birthday, Lindy.
11:59They're so cute.
12:01Oh, and functional.
12:03Happy birthday, Lindy.
12:06How cute.
12:08And accurate.
12:11The dent from when I sideswiped the mailbox.
12:16Never put it together.
12:18You also said you didn't want to know.
12:23Well, you're not leaving me.
12:25Well, I have to go so I can fix you.
12:26No, no, no, no, no, Les.
12:28Take me with you.
12:29I'm portable.
12:30You will be safer here in the dollhouse.
12:32I feel very not safe.
12:33I feel very small and like something bad could happen.
12:38I won't let something happen.
12:39Something did.
12:41Something else beyond the accident.
12:43But I have to go to the lab so I can fix you.
12:45Please, Les.
12:46I do not want to be alone.
12:48Please.
12:48I'm scared.
12:49Well, what if I can show you that, um, being small isn't scary?
12:54Oh, God.
12:55I've always wondered what the world would look like if I were six inches tall.
12:58Not me.
13:00I can show you.
13:01No, I, I don't.
13:03Aren't you just a little bit curious?
13:05I will be restored to regular size soon.
13:09I promise.
13:11Trust me.
13:15Okay.
13:17This is crazy.
13:19Oh, my God.
13:57I mean, everything's really big.
14:01Really.
14:03Really big.
14:17Wow.
14:18I can only imagine how different everything looks, right?
14:22You see this dust ball?
14:26Do you think I could choke on this?
14:28Oh.
14:30Yeah, put that down.
14:34Hello, Dolores.
14:35Look who it is.
14:37See?
14:37She's not that scary.
14:39Why is she looking at me like that?
14:41Oh, oh, it's puffing up.
14:43Do you see what it's doing?
14:45No, no, no.
14:46It's trying to eat me.
14:47No, this is not interesting to me.
14:50Can you put me down, please?
14:51Put me down.
15:06Fun, right?
15:07We all love a train ride.
15:09Woo!
15:09Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:12Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:19Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:28Woo!
15:31Merry Christmas to me.
15:38Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:41Merry Christmas, Lindy.
15:42Maybe too many times around?
15:44I want to get up.
15:46I don't want to eat.
15:48Oh, I'm going to be sick.
15:50Oh.
15:52Oh, God.
15:55Oh.
15:57Oh, my God.
15:59Hey.
16:00It's going to be okay.
16:03I'm so sorry this happened.
16:06Oh.
16:06I'm so incredibly sorry.
16:09Oh.
16:18Water truck ran out of shrinking gas.
16:20I'm going to go to the lab to refuel.
16:22What am I supposed to do with this?
16:24I thought I could crush it up and you could maybe snort it.
16:28I don't know.
16:29Um, Scarface?
16:30I'll just gnaw on it or something.
16:36How are you feeling?
16:38Really?
16:39I mean.
16:40I know what you mean.
16:43Better.
16:45I did always love this couch.
16:49Oh.
17:02When you're ready.
17:04Uh, pour away.
17:10Don't be shy.
17:13So, this is my, uh, tiny little life now?
17:19Temporary tiny life.
17:21How long again?
17:22A day.
17:23Two at the most.
17:24I'm so close.
17:25I'm so close.
17:26Yeah.
17:27Yeah.
17:28Yeah.
17:32Did you microwave this off the floor?
17:34Floor is clean.
17:35You're the first person to ever walk on it.
17:38Six inch tall Neil fucking Armstrong?
17:41Kind of.
17:50Less you put parmesan in the potatoes.
17:53Potatoes a la Diane.
17:56With a twist.
17:58Who?
17:59Reese Witherspoon from Legally Blonde.
18:01She's gonna play me in the movie.
18:03She's gonna play the sister character.
18:05I still don't know who that is.
18:07Walt?
18:08Uh, she's blonde, wears pink, goes to Harvard.
18:11That's a stretch.
18:12What?
18:12I am blonde.
18:14Less said that we could be twins.
18:16I'm sure he's just being kind.
18:18No, no, I think with the right hair and makeup, you know Hollywood, I mean.
18:21It's beyond me why they're even adapting the book into a film.
18:24Because it sold a million copies?
18:27Because it won the Pulitzer?
18:29Hollywood must be out of ideas.
18:31You're not excited?
18:32Uh, Laura Dern is playing the mother.
18:35I adore Laura Dern, but I question her judgment.
18:39The book wasn't well received.
18:40I repeated one the Pulitzer.
18:42The Guardian dubbed it literary popcorn and added,
18:45that does not a Pulitzer make their words.
18:48Which she memorized and repeat constantly.
18:51I can barely show my face at Wine Club Wednesday
18:54without Carol turning her nose up at me as if I were the devil incarnate.
18:59Walt?
18:59Your mother needs her Wine Club Wednesdays.
19:02That's not a stretch.
19:03Mom, it's fiction.
19:06Carol didn't see a character.
19:08Carol saw me, and the me in your book is a monster.
19:12It's a comedy.
19:13It's a dark comedy.
19:14A coming-of-age story about a woman who felt abandoned and silenced
19:20by a monster-of-a-mother character.
19:23You try being a single mother of two young girls
19:28whose husband walked out one day without a word.
19:31Walked out or was driven away?
19:33Jim abandoned me.
19:35No, he stopped being married to you.
19:37He abandoned me.
19:40Me too.
19:41And he's still the hero.
19:43I tried my best.
19:46Walt?
19:46If I may, Walt.
19:48Diane, have you tried the potatoes?
19:50I call them potatoes a la Diane.
19:54With a twist.
19:55Is the twist a turn of the knife?
19:57It's Parmesan cheese.
19:58Try it.
20:05It's too rich, but absolutely divine.
20:09Just like you.
20:15Walt.
20:16Sorry.
20:17I think we should visit the arch tomorrow.
20:19I hear it's dreadful.
20:22Yes.
20:23Yes.
20:24No, I don't get the arch.
20:25It's like an arch for what?
20:27It's the gateway to the West.
20:30I think it's great.
20:32I can barely show my face.
20:34Wine club Wednesdays.
20:37Hollywood has run out of ideas.
20:39I think Laura Dern is a very generous cast.
20:41I have to say hello.
20:47What's going on?
20:48Do you want to have a sec?
20:49Oh, yes.
20:50Yes, please.
20:51Will I hear?
20:52We'll be quiet.
20:53We'll be fine.
20:54Oh, all right.
20:55You're set to high volume.
20:58Honey?
20:59Watch, watch, watch.
21:00Watch, watch.
21:02Okay.
21:03Okay.
21:04Okay.
21:05Come on.
21:06Wait, wait, wait.
21:10Go ahead.
21:12Go ahead.
21:18I can see the light.
21:51You're trying to escape.
21:56We're to the arch.
21:59Oh, my God.
22:01Oh, fuck.
22:02Okay, okay.
22:03Maybe I can't be quiet.
22:06I don't think you can.
22:09Hey.
22:14I'm not really like her, though, right?
22:17My mother, I'm not like Diane, am I?
22:21Does that make me Walt?
22:24Seriously, man.
22:24Seriously?
22:25Seriously.
22:26Seriously.
22:28No.
22:29Fuck no.
22:31No, she's unbelievable.
22:32And not in a good way.
22:37It's going to be okay.
22:38It's only a few days.
22:44Only a few days.
22:51It's only a few days.
22:53It's only a few days.
22:53No.
23:04No.
23:07No.
23:10No.
23:11No.
23:12No.
23:13No.
23:23yeah what what what it can't be right
23:32okay i'm coming in but now uh now-ish
24:01go
24:03go
24:05stay
24:08stay
24:11no no no no no
24:17waku
24:18come here
24:22ow
24:23fuck
24:24you fuzzy fucker
24:38stop
24:40stop it you're fine
24:42feel bad enough already
24:48i mean she's safe right
25:01hey
25:03hey
25:06yes richard what is it
25:08oh you seem upset
25:11no richard i'm fine i'm fine
25:13you know i sometimes come to my car to cry too when i need a release so i get where
25:19you're at
25:20okay right is that all
25:22now you've got me worried
25:23is everything all right at home you know with uh your wife lindy lindy's her name right
25:27everything okay
25:28good good
25:29yeah
25:30she's just uh keeping busy over the holidays
25:34yes richard she's at home writing she's keeping busy
25:37she's writing
25:38writing that's wonderful that's wonderful
25:41richard get your butt inside i'm sorry you used profanity i'm upset
25:49i'll see you later
25:52i'll see you later
25:58i'll see you later
26:01i'll see you later
26:03Les
26:09that is a toy
26:14oh
26:15he left me
26:17right
26:19why
26:23i have to trust him
26:25i cannot spiral
26:28huh
26:30oh
26:31yeah
26:32why not
26:34okay that's
26:36that's good space colon
26:38colon
26:41colon
26:41colon
26:42colon
26:43colon
26:44colon
26:44colon
26:45colon
26:45colon
26:47colon
26:47colon
26:47colon
26:47colon
26:47colon
26:47colon
26:47colon
26:47colon
26:47colon
26:48goodness i could fuck i'm already spiraling you made me believe you were so close so i believed
26:56you yes and you should believe me that's our deal there is mathematical truth in stating i am so
27:01close so what does so close mean to you in this context today my god i can't put an actual
27:09number
27:09on it i don't know what oh what have you done what have i done martin i didn't want to
27:17say
27:17you have one job contract is for 30 days that's insane well you said that you were close 30 days
27:28well it will work i mean the math says it will and math is never wrong so now you have
27:3430 days no no
27:36no we have 30 days oh now it's we what does it say exactly what does it was the small
27:40print say
27:40exactly says that we have 30 days to prove that the restoration formula works or the patent on our
27:49tech on my tech thank you reverts to hilton and hilton sues you sues us for fraud and you go
27:58to jail
27:58to jail well can he do that he can and after 30 days it goes the the tech the lab
28:06the bob's gone
28:09but but okay so how do i make uh how do i how do i make things big again because
28:18i i have to make
28:19things big again well after 30 days you can't
28:25this is actually silly i mean can he actually do this yes he can it says it right here
28:38less how bad is this
28:47i'm not even gonna ask about the cat
29:01um
29:07hey i i i i got you something for christmas
29:19like what shakespeare used to write with you know i like shakespeare well everybody knows you
29:25like shakespeare bar's card well you talk about it a lot um you seem a little bit down no i'm
29:35um
29:36just tired yeah and i was waiting up last night for someone someone special you know and it's just
29:46you know oh merry merry christmas richard yeah thank you janet this is a very thoughtful gift so thank you
29:58thank you
29:59thy returneth
30:00to thine grind
30:10okay buddy
30:14any room over here
30:23oh
30:24oh
30:26right okay
30:28oh
30:30looks good
30:32okay
30:37oh
30:38come on
30:44oh
30:45come on
30:49oh
30:51there we go
30:51oh
30:53there we go
30:54oh
30:54there we go
30:55oh
31:01there we go
31:06oh
31:06volume
31:07volume
31:10we're never turning this off
31:12okay
31:13so
31:17we've got popcorn
31:20but no candy
31:24oh
31:26less
31:27that's just for me
31:37richard
31:37richard i need everyone at the top of their game today it's a big day it could be the day
31:41needs to be the day or two
31:44at the most
31:50here are my thoughts
31:54adjust the last line on the maxwell stress tensor to b sub j
31:58minus one half times the quantity of epsilon naught
32:02times e squared plus b squared over mu naught
32:06complete
32:07complete
32:27carl implement his thoughts
32:55Complete.
33:12Let's make history.
33:55Let's make history.
34:02A great attempt in the name of science.
34:05Richard?
34:06Bob, the explainer.
34:08Nominal success.
34:10Subject expanded to regular size for 2.1 seconds.
34:14Same as previous attempt.
34:16Molecular disequilibrium.
34:19Eraser Bob, see medic.
34:20Bring in Fred.
34:22Clean up an aisle everywhere.
34:24Richard?
34:24We're waiting on analysis to proceed.
34:27We'll adjust based on your thoughts.
34:30We'll go again.
34:31No, you won't.
34:33If this is your definition of close, we have a big problem.
34:37You working in a bubble with your staff and your secrets ends today.
34:42Moving forward, everything that happens in this lab will be authorized by me.
34:46No.
34:47No, no, no, no.
34:50Um, this is not how we work here.
34:52We are making history.
34:54Okay?
34:55That corn was regular size.
34:58It's incredible.
34:59As a scientist, how can you not see that?
35:01Reports, equipment, results, any spending whatsoever.
35:04Everything you use must be logged up to and including packets of instant oatmeal in the break room.
35:10Can I explain my fiber deficiencies?
35:12Okay, everybody.
35:13Everybody.
35:13This is Virginia.
35:15Vivian.
35:15Vivian.
35:16I don't know her last name, but she's new here and she doesn't know how things work.
35:20And Bob, you don't need to worry about your oatmeal.
35:22Okay?
35:22Can we just talk about this?
35:25Martin, you know exactly how much money this science circus is hemorrhaging.
35:30I don't care about the money.
35:31Of course you don't.
35:32You spent seven years and several hundred thousand dollars designing your logo.
35:38I had to open the books.
35:39Well, it had to be perfect.
35:41What?
35:41Irresponsible.
35:42And deeply sad.
35:44Dr. Littlejohn, it's no longer your money.
35:46It's Hilton Smith's money.
35:48This is his lab now and I run Hilton's lab.
35:51Ergo, I run this lab.
35:53This is unacceptable.
35:54And it's ridiculous.
35:56And do, do something.
35:58Okay.
35:59No we, no we, just me.
36:01I want to talk to Hilton right now.
36:04Well, good luck reaching him.
36:06He's spending the holidays piloting an experimental submersible off the coast of Guam.
36:11Guam?
36:12Guam?
36:13What?
36:14Shut it down.
36:15We'll try again tomorrow, together.
36:19These ladders are an OSHA violation.
36:21You're an OSHA violation!
36:25Dear hairy Jesus.
36:27And I hope Hilton gets crushed into ketchup by 400 atmospheres of pressure!
36:3229 days.
36:33Not helpful.
36:34Not the point!
36:36Don't!
36:44What have I done?
37:07have I done.
37:11I play.
37:14Good night.
37:15Oh, it's my phone.
37:19Oh, my phone.
37:21Oh, oh.
37:25Come in, come in, come in.
37:27What?
37:40No!
37:41No!
37:42No!
37:45No!
37:50No!
38:00Fuck, did you just say something?
38:09Am I losing my mind?
38:17I can see me in you.
38:23Do you know?
38:25What?
38:26Ah, what is that?
38:30Oh, fuck.
38:36I've got to get out of here!
38:43Oh!
38:44Fuck!
38:46Ah!
38:47Ah!
38:51Jesus.
38:53God damn it, let...
38:57For God's sake.
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