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00:07new year new us we can renew our vows i love you but i fell in love less promised me
00:16a fresh start
00:17now it's time to blow your minds we call this the future i am fucking amazed
00:26i pretended to be your book agent i didn't write the story it's my students work i closed the deal
00:32you're gonna change the world you get back in the workshop and you figure it out let's move our
00:38renewing our vows to next year that's a fantastic idea richie i'm leaving less i need you i have been
00:45by your side for 15 years
00:52oh you're alive
01:36last oh fuck
01:44it's time is it
01:52oh
02:08how much did i drink last night
02:11last
02:16why would you put the plaid back up
02:21it's my eyes
02:24my head
02:36oh wow that really cleaned up
02:43last
02:49who's at the door
03:02what is this nonsense
03:13no no no no no no no no lindo
03:15lindy
03:16everything is fine
03:18don't freak out
03:20oh
03:29lindy
03:33Okay, I'm opening up the dollhouse!
03:36Stop screaming at me!
04:01There you are!
04:04You're okay!
04:08I am not okay!
04:17Can you hear me? I am not okay!
04:26I am not okay!
04:28It works! I can hear you!
04:31You're too loud!
04:33Sorry.
04:34Well, now I can't hear you!
04:36How about now?
04:37No, too loud!
04:39Now?
04:40Softer.
04:41Now?
04:42Better.
04:43I hate this fucking thing!
04:48Can you hear me now?
04:50Say again?
04:51Can you hear me now?
04:53Yes!
04:54Oh! Sorry, sorry. I'm so sorry.
04:57Are you okay?
04:58I'm fine!
04:59I heard that.
05:01God, I think we got it.
05:03Hi!
05:05What the fuck, Les?!
05:07I heard that too.
05:08Loud and clear.
05:09Okay?
05:10Mindy, I'm so sorry.
05:11Mindy, I'm so sorry.
05:11It was an accident.
05:13And, uh...
05:14I can't believe it even happened.
05:16I...
05:17But you're incredible!
05:18I mean...
05:19You're beautiful!
05:24Are you smiling right now?!
05:27No!
05:28No!
05:28No, no, no.
05:29No, of course not.
05:29I...
05:30I just...
05:31I...
05:32Just like...
05:33Wow!
05:35Wow!
05:37Wow!
05:38No, I apologize.
05:40You're my wife.
05:41You're not an experiment.
05:42I...
05:42I should hope so!
05:44No!
05:45Jesus!
05:46Oh my God!
05:46This is your job?!
05:48This how you're gonna solve world hunger?!
05:51You're gonna make everybody tiny so...
05:53So they don't, what, eat more?!
05:55I don't...
05:55Uh...
05:56Do...
05:56Do you want me to answer that?
05:58Or...
05:59Explain it to me!
06:01Well, um...
06:02It's called cellular reduction.
06:05And, um...
06:06It's the process of miniaturization and restoration of organic fruit and vegetables.
06:12And that's how I plan to solve world hunger.
06:15Explain how you're gonna make me big again!
06:18Jesus!
06:19I don't give a shit how it works!
06:21Oh, right.
06:21Well, I just reversed the process.
06:23That's the restoration part.
06:25Great!
06:27Restore me!
06:29Now, please!
06:31I can do that.
06:32Um...
06:33Uh...
06:33But first, uh...
06:34A surprise!
06:35Meet me in the dining room.
06:41Merry Christmas, Lindy.
06:43Les, do I look merry or hungry?
06:47Well, it's kinda hard to tell from this distance.
06:49Um...
06:50I'm not!
06:51Make me big again, now!
06:53Heard that?
06:54Loud and clear?
06:55Um...
06:56The thing is...
06:57Tell me!
06:58You can make me big again, Les!
07:00I can.
07:00And I will.
07:01Um...
07:02The thing is...
07:02That it's just...
07:03I think it's just gonna take a day, uh...
07:06Or two.
07:07Tops.
07:07But...
07:08You'll be fine.
07:09Everything's gonna be okay.
07:10You're healthy.
07:11I checked your vitals.
07:12Wait!
07:13I could die?
07:14Tiny?
07:15No!
07:16You...
07:16You're not gonna die, Tiny.
07:19You'll be safe in the dollhouse.
07:21Because it's...
07:22It's almost exactly the same as our house house.
07:25Um...
07:26The stove works.
07:27The...
07:27Refrigerator works.
07:29There's food.
07:30The water runs.
07:31And...
07:32I shrunk a few of your favorite things to really make you feel at home home.
07:36Your clothes.
07:38From your closet.
07:41Um...
07:41And, uh...
07:43This...
07:43Curling thing.
07:47And...
07:47Your hairbrush.
07:49Uh...
07:50Cold cream.
07:51Looked important.
07:53Oh!
07:53And I remembered your coffee.
07:55And the coffee maker.
07:56Worked perfectly, right?
07:57Oh!
07:58One crucial thing.
07:59Um...
07:59The toilet.
08:00Uh...
08:00It works.
08:01I figured it out.
08:02Just don't ever look in the hall closet.
08:04Downstairs.
08:05Ever.
08:06You will be restored to regular size.
08:08I...
08:08I promise it.
08:09This is just temporary, Lindy.
08:11I am so close.
08:13Truly.
08:14Now it's so close?
08:16Not a day or two?
08:19Tom?
08:20Less?
08:21You motherfuckers!
08:24Hey.
08:25Calm.
08:26Calm down.
08:29Calm.
08:30Calm down.
08:31Calm fucking down.
08:34Calm fucking down.
08:36Calm down.
08:41Calm down.
08:42Calm down.
08:45Calm down.
08:47Calm down.
08:51Calm down.
08:57Calm down.
09:00Calm down.
09:01Calm down.
09:03Calm down.
09:04Calm down.
09:05Calm down.
09:17you can you can refilm the ladies cup too she's on her way she's gone back to her husband no
09:25they always do not this time no no because we've got plans yep we got concrete plans
09:36how about a 10-day getaway to vermont for two uber romantic
09:44there are multiple reasons she could be late no i know lindy's coming why you may ask
09:57because our love story is woven into the fabric of time destined to be written
10:05immortalized for generations to come
10:07oh quiet everybody please quiet please sorry oh it's work
10:19hey martin well i you know i was i was gonna head out of town so
10:26no no no no no of course of course i'll just i'll head into the into the lab
10:33no i've not heard from us
10:36wait what do you mean you can't get a hold of him
10:40yeah okay bye does this mean your romantic getaway is cancelled
10:46barton can i be honest i love your service but i don't love the negative energy
10:53peace offering
11:00take those off i feel like a specimen
11:04and come closer i don't want to keep yelling
11:10jesus the 96
11:12if there was ever a time
11:14i know why you didn't tell me about your work
11:17well i couldn't it was top secret
11:19i signed an ironclad nda
11:21it's bullshit
11:23you didn't trust me
11:25which makes me so
11:28sad
11:29makes me so sad
11:32fuck you
11:34but
11:35yeah
11:40well i didn't exactly hide it from you either
11:43what
11:45happy birthday lindy
11:49they are so cute
11:53wait
11:54and legible
11:55happy birthday lindy
11:58they're so cute
12:00oh and functional
12:02happy birthday lindy
12:06how cute
12:07and accurate
12:11the dent from when i side swiped a mailbox
12:16never put it together
12:17you also said you didn't want to know
12:23well you're not leaving me
12:24well i have to go so i can fix you
12:26no no no
12:27no less
12:28take me with you
12:29i'm portable
12:30you will be safer here in the dollhouse
12:32i feel very not safe
12:33i feel very
12:34small
12:35and like something bad could happen
12:37i won't let something happen
12:39something did
12:40something else
12:41beyond the accident
12:43but i have to go to the lab
12:44so i can fix you
12:45please lass
12:46i do not want to be alone
12:47please i'm scared
12:49well what if i can show you
12:50that um
12:52being small isn't scary
12:54oh god
12:54i've always wondered what the world would look like
12:57if i were six inches tall
12:58not me
12:59i could show you
13:01no i i don't
13:03aren't you just a little bit curious
13:05i will be restored
13:07to regular size soon
13:09i promise
13:10trust me
13:14okay
13:17this is crazy
13:19oh my god
13:22oh my god
13:23oh my god
13:30oh
13:31oh
13:31oh
13:57Yeah, I mean, everything's really big.
14:15Wow, I can only imagine how different everything looks, right?
14:22You see this dust ball?
14:26Do you think I could choke on this?
14:29Oh, yeah, put that down.
14:34Hello, Dolores.
14:35Look who it is.
14:37See?
14:37She's not that scary.
14:39Why is she looking at me like that?
14:41Oh, oh, it's puffing up.
14:43Do you see what it's doing?
14:45No, no, no.
14:46It's trying to eat me.
14:47No, this is not interesting to me.
14:49Can you put me down, please?
14:51Put me down.
15:05It's fun, right?
15:07We all love a train ride.
15:08Woo!
15:09Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:12Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:19Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:27Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:31Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:37Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:42Merry Christmas, Lindy!
15:57Oh, my...
16:00Hey, it's going to be okay.
16:03I'm so sorry this happened.
16:06I'm so incredibly sorry.
16:18Water truck ran out of shrinking gas.
16:20I'm going to go to the lab to refuel.
16:22What am I supposed to do with this?
16:24I thought I could crush it up and you could maybe snort it, but I don't...
16:28Um, Scarface?
16:30I'll just gnaw on it or something.
16:36How are you feeling?
16:38Really?
16:39I mean...
16:40I know what you mean.
16:43Better.
16:46I did always love this couch.
17:02When you're ready.
17:04Uh, pour away.
17:10Don't be shy.
17:13So, this is my, uh...
17:17Tiny little life now?
17:19Temporary tiny life.
17:21How long again?
17:22A day.
17:23Two at the most.
17:24I'm so close.
17:25I'm...
17:25So close.
17:26Yeah.
17:27Yeah.
17:32Did you microwave this off the floor?
17:34Floor is clean.
17:35You're the first person to ever walk on it.
17:37Six inch tall, Neil fucking Armstrong?
17:41Kind of.
17:50Less you put parmesan in the potatoes.
17:53Potatoes a la Diane.
17:56With a twist.
17:58Who?
17:59Reese Witherspoon from Legally Blonde.
18:01She's gonna play me in the movie.
18:03She's gonna play the sister character.
18:05I still don't know who that is.
18:07Walt?
18:08She's blonde, wears pink, goes to Harvard.
18:11That's a stretch.
18:12What?
18:13I am blonde.
18:14Less said that we could be twins.
18:16I'm sure he's just being kind.
18:18No, no, I think with the right hair and makeup,
18:20you know Hollywood, I mean...
18:21It's beyond me why they're even adapting the book
18:23into a film.
18:24Because it sold a million copies?
18:27Because it won the Pulitzer?
18:29Hollywood must be out of ideas.
18:31You're not excited?
18:32I did, uh, Laura Dern is playing the mother.
18:35I adore Laura Dern, but I question her judgment.
18:39The book wasn't well received.
18:40I repeated one the Pulitzer.
18:42The Guardian dubbed it literary popcorn
18:44and added, that does not a Pulitzer make.
18:47Their words.
18:48Which you memorized and repeat constantly.
18:51I can barely show my face at Wine Club Wednesday
18:54without Carol turning her nose up at me
18:57as if I were the devil incarnate.
18:59Walt?
18:59Your mother needs her Wine Club Wednesdays.
19:02That's not a stretch.
19:03Mom, it's fiction.
19:06Carol didn't see a character.
19:08Carol saw me, and the me in your book is a monster.
19:12It's a comedy.
19:13It's a dark comedy.
19:14A coming-of-age story
19:16about a woman who felt abandoned and silenced
19:20by a monster-of-a-mother character.
19:23You try being a single mother of two young girls
19:28whose husband walked out one day without a word.
19:31Walked out or was driven away?
19:33Jim abandoned me.
19:34No, he stopped being married to you.
19:37He abandoned me.
19:40Me too.
19:41And he's still the hero.
19:43I tried my best.
19:46Walt?
19:46If I may, Walt.
19:48Diane, have you tried the potatoes?
19:50I call them potatoes a la Diane, with a twist.
19:55Is the twist a turn of the knife?
19:57It's Parmesan cheese.
19:58Try it.
20:05It's too rich, but absolutely divine.
20:09Just like you.
20:15Walt, I think we should visit the arch tomorrow.
20:19I hear it's dreadful.
20:22Yes.
20:23Yes.
20:24No, I don't get the arch.
20:25It's like an arch for what?
20:27It's the gateway to the West.
20:30I think it's great.
20:32I can barely show my face.
20:34Wine club Wednesdays.
20:37Hollywood has run out of ideas.
20:38Because I think Laura Dern is a very generous casting, I have to say.
20:42Hello.
20:47What's going on?
20:48Do you want to have a sec?
20:49Oh, yes.
20:50Yes, please.
20:51Will I hear?
20:52Yeah, we'll be quiet.
20:53We'll be fine.
20:54Oh, all right.
20:55You're set to high volume.
20:58Honey?
20:59Watch, watch, watch.
20:59Watch, watch.
21:02Okay, fine.
21:03Okay, good.
21:04Bye.
21:05Bye.
21:05Come on.
21:06Wait, wait, wait.
21:34Oh, Jesus, what?
21:36Can I help you?
21:38Obviously, this isn't the washroom.
21:41It's down the hall with the light on.
21:42The one with the toilet.
21:44I can see the light.
21:51He's trying to escape.
21:56We're to the arch.
21:59Oh, my God.
22:01Oh, fuck.
22:02Okay, okay.
22:04Maybe I can't be quiet.
22:06I don't think you can.
22:10Hey.
22:15I'm not really like her, though, right?
22:17My mother, I'm not like Diane, am I?
22:21Does that make me Walt?
22:24Seriously.
22:24Seriously?
22:25Seriously?
22:26Seriously.
22:28No.
22:29Fuck no.
22:30Because she's...
22:31No, she's unbelievable.
22:32And not in a good way.
22:36It's gonna be okay.
22:39It's only a few days.
22:43Only a few days.
22:51It's only a few days.
22:53It's only a few days.
23:21It's only a few days.
23:23Yeah.
23:25What?
23:26What?
23:27What?
23:29It can't be right.
23:33Okay, I'm coming in.
23:34But now.
23:36Now-ish.
24:02Magoo.
24:06Stay.
24:08Stay.
24:11No, no, no, no, no, no.
24:18Magoo.
24:19Come here.
24:22Ow.
24:24Fuck.
24:24You fuzzy fucker.
24:38Stop.
24:40Stop it.
24:41You're fine.
24:43Feel bad enough already.
24:48I mean, she's safe, right?
24:50Meow.
25:01Hey!
25:03Hey!
25:07Yes, Richard?
25:08What is it?
25:08Oh.
25:10You seem upset.
25:11No, Richard, I'm fine.
25:12I'm fine.
25:13You know, I sometimes come to my car to cry, too, when I need a release, so I get where
25:19you're at.
25:20Okay, right?
25:21Is that all?
25:22Now you've got me worried.
25:23Is everything all right at home?
25:25You know, with your wife, Lindy.
25:26Lindy's her name, right?
25:27Yes, Richard.
25:27Everything okay?
25:28She's fine.
25:29Good, good.
25:30Yeah.
25:30She's just, uh, keeping busy over the holidays.
25:34Yes, Richard, she's at home, writing.
25:36She's keeping busy.
25:37She's writing, writing.
25:39That's wonderful.
25:40That's wonderful.
25:41Richard!
25:42Get your butt inside!
25:44I'm sorry to use profanity.
25:46I'm upset.
25:49I'll see you later.
26:15I'll see you later.
26:23I have to trust him.
26:26I cannot spiral.
26:29Huh?
26:31Oh.
26:32Yeah.
26:33Why not?
26:35Okay, that's good.
26:38Space colon?
26:39Colon?
26:40Colon-al.
26:43Colonel.
26:44Space colonel.
26:46Next stop, Uranus.
26:49I couldn't.
26:50Fuck, I'm already spiraling.
26:53You made me believe you were so close.
26:55So I believed you.
26:57Yes, and you should believe me.
26:58That's our deal.
26:58There is mathematical truth in stating I am so close.
27:02So what does so close mean to you in this context today?
27:07My God, I can't put an actual number on it.
27:10I don't know.
27:11What?
27:12Oh.
27:13What have you done?
27:15What have I done?
27:16Martin, I didn't want to say you have one job.
27:19Contract is for 30 days.
27:22That's insane!
27:23Well, you said that you were close!
27:2530 days?!
27:28Well, it will work.
27:30I mean, the math says it will, and math is never wrong.
27:33So...
27:34Now you have 30 days!
27:35No, no, no.
27:36We have 30 days.
27:37Oh, now it's we.
27:38What does it say exactly?
27:39What does the small print say?
27:40Exactly.
27:41It says that we have 30 days to prove that the restoration formula works.
27:46Uh-huh.
27:47Or the patent on our tech...
27:49On my tech, thank you.
27:51...reverts to Hilton, and Hilton sues you.
27:54Sues us.
27:55For fraud.
27:57And you go to jail.
27:59To jail?
28:00Well, can he do that?
28:01He can.
28:02And after 30 days, it goes.
28:05The tech, the lab, the Bob's gone.
28:09But, but...
28:10Okay, so how do I make...
28:13Uh...
28:14How do I...
28:16How do I make things big again?
28:18Because I have to make things big again.
28:20Well, after 30 days, you can't.
28:24Oh, this is...
28:26This is actually silly.
28:28I mean, can he actually do this, Hilton?
28:30Yes, he can.
28:32It says it right here.
28:34Oh.
28:35Les.
28:38How bad is this?
28:42Okay.
28:47I'm not even going to ask about the cat.
28:54Roof!
29:07Hey, I got you something for Christmas.
29:11Oh, I didn't get you anything.
29:14Oh, it's okay.
29:17I love you.
29:20Like what Shakespeare used to write with.
29:22You know I like Shakespeare?
29:24Oh, everybody knows you like Shakespeare.
29:27Bars guard.
29:28Well, you talk about it a lot.
29:32Um...
29:32You seem a little bit down.
29:34No, I'm, uh...
29:36Just tired.
29:37Yeah.
29:38And I was waiting up last night for someone.
29:42Someone special.
29:44You know, and it's just...
29:46You know?
29:47Oh, Merry Christmas, Richard.
29:49Yeah.
29:50Thank you, Janet.
29:51This is a very thoughtful gift.
29:57Thy returneth to thine grind.
30:10Okay.
30:12Buddy.
30:14Any room over here?
30:17Okay.
30:23Oh.
30:26Right.
30:27Okay.
30:30Looks good.
30:32Okay.
30:38Oh, God, man.
30:43Okay.
30:45Oh, my God.
30:50Oh, there we go.
30:51Oh, my God.
30:58Oh, my God.
31:01Oh, my God.
31:03Oh, my God.
31:06Oh, my God.
31:10We're never turning this off.
31:12Okay, Sax.
31:16So...
31:17We've got popcorn.
31:20But no candy.
31:25Oh, my God.
31:27That's just for me.
31:37Richard, I need everyone at the top of their game today.
31:39It's a big day.
31:40It could be the day.
31:41Needs to be the day.
31:43Or two.
31:44At the most.
31:50Here are my thoughts.
31:54Adjust the last line on the Maxwell stress sensor to B sub J.
31:58Minus one-half times the quantity epsilon naught.
32:02Times E squared plus B squared over mu naught.
32:07Complete.
32:16Carl, implement his thoughts.
32:21Carl, implement his thoughts.
32:34Thoughts.
32:34Thoughts complete.
32:56Complete.
32:57Come on.
32:58Come on.
33:12Let's make history.
33:56Let's make history.
34:02A great attempt in the name of science.
34:05Richard?
34:06Bob the Explainer.
34:08Nominal success.
34:10Subject expanded to regular size for 2.1 seconds.
34:14Same as previous attempt.
34:16Result, molecular disequilibrium.
34:19Eraser Bob, C-Medic.
34:20Bring in Fred.
34:22Clean up an aisle everywhere.
34:24Richard?
34:25We're waiting on analysis to proceed.
34:27We'll adjust based on your thoughts.
34:30We'll go again.
34:31No, you won't.
34:33If this is your definition of close, we have a big problem.
34:37You working in a bubble with your staff and your secrets ends today.
34:41Moving forward, everything that happens in this lab will be authorized by me.
34:46No, no, no, no, no.
34:50Um, this is not how we work here.
34:52We are making history, okay?
34:55That corn was regular size.
34:58It's incredible.
34:59As a scientist, how can you not see that?
35:01Reports, equipment, results, any spending whatsoever, everything you use must be logged up to and including packets of instant oatmeal
35:09in the break room.
35:10Can I explain my fiber deficiencies?
35:12Okay, everybody, everybody.
35:13This is Virginia.
35:15Vivian.
35:15Vivian.
35:16I don't know her last name, but she's new here and she doesn't know how things work.
35:20And Bob, you don't need to worry about your oatmeal, okay?
35:22Can we just talk about this?
35:25Martin, you know exactly how much money this science circus is hemorrhaging.
35:30I don't care about the money.
35:31Of course you don't.
35:32You spent seven years and several hundred thousand dollars designing your logo.
35:38I had to open the books.
35:39Well, it had to be perfect.
35:41What?
35:42Irresponsible and deeply sad.
35:44Dr. Littlejohn, it's no longer your money.
35:46It's Hilton Smith's money.
35:48This is his lab now, and I run Hilton's lab.
35:51Ergo, I run this lab.
35:53This is unacceptable, and it's ridiculous.
35:55And do, do something.
35:58Okay, no we, no we, just me.
36:01I want to talk to Hilton right now.
36:04Well, good luck reaching him.
36:06He's spending the holidays piloting an experimental submersible off the coast of Guam.
36:11Guam?
36:13Guam?
36:13What?
36:14Shut it down.
36:15We'll try again tomorrow, together.
36:19These ladders are an OSHA violation.
36:21You're an OSHA violation!
36:25Dear hairy Jesus.
36:27And I hope Hilton gets crushed into ketchup by 400 atmospheres of pressure!
36:3229 days.
36:33Not helpful.
36:34Not the point!
36:44Oh, what have I done?
36:53Midnight for the stars and you.
37:00Midnight and a rendezvous.
37:06Your eyes held a message tender, saying I surrender all my life.
37:16Oh, it's my phone.
37:19Oh, it's my phone!
37:21Oh!
37:22Oh!
37:25Come on, come on, come on!
37:27What?
37:39No!
37:41No!
37:42No!
37:44No!
37:49No!
37:50No!
38:00Fuck, did you just say something?
38:09Am I losing my mind?
38:17I can see me in you.
38:23Damn it.
38:25What?
38:26Ah, what is that?
38:30Oh, fuck.
38:36I gotta get out of here!
38:43Ow!
38:44Fuck!
38:46Ah!
38:46Ah!
38:47Ah!
38:50Ah!
38:50Ah!
38:51Ah!
38:52Ah!
38:53Fuck!
38:54God damn it, Len!
38:58For God's sake.
39:00Ah!
39:01Ah!
39:03Ah!
39:03God!
39:04Dang it!
39:05Oh!
39:10Ah!
39:20seis
39:35Ah!
39:50Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
40:07Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
40:16Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...
40:39I'll save you!
40:54Too many broken hearts have fallen in the river
40:59Too many lonely soils have dripped it out to sea
41:03You lay your bets and then you pay the price
41:07The things we do for love
41:09The things we do for love
41:14Communication is the problem to the answer
41:18You've got a number and your hand is on a phone
41:21The weather's turned and all the lights are down
41:25The things we do for love
41:27The things we do for love
41:29Like walking in the rain and the snow
41:33When there's nowhere to go
41:35When you're feeling like a part of you is dying
41:38And you're looking for the answer in her eyes
41:44You think you're gonna break up
41:46Then she says she wants to make a...
41:50You think you're gonna break up
42:05You think you're gonna break up
42:17Oh
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