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00:17I remember when Rock was young, me and Tildy had so much fun.
00:23Sorry, we went to the wrong crop tour!
00:25Yep, so those Mrs Swedish Backpackers did our boat tour, then they left and they got wolf's boat, probably.
00:30Yeah, we'll just wait for these late comers.
00:33Right, Leon, do I have a seat?
00:36It's Leon.
00:37Yeah, what's wrong, babe?
00:38Welcome to Don Darrell's Best Best Jumpin' Croc Tours.
00:42I'm Amber, Don's daughter.
00:44My husband, Grant, is a skipper.
00:45And my little brother with the pole is called Troy.
00:47Isn't that right, Troy?
00:48Yeah.
00:48Yeah, alright, so safety stuff.
00:51Hands and feet inside the boat at all times.
00:53Any questions?
00:55Yeah.
00:55Who are the traditional owners here?
00:56Yeah, so my dad started Best Best back in the late 70s.
01:00Which is way before fucking Jason Wade's fucking land of Crocs.
01:03Way before, right?
01:05Okay?
01:06Alright, bud.
01:07Let's go!
01:11Now, a lot of people say if you're getting attacked by a croc, you want to gouge out its
01:16eyes.
01:16But what are they being, Troy?
01:18Naive.
01:18That's right, they're being naive.
01:20As my dad Don always says, if you're getting attacked by a croc, you're not surviving,
01:25you're dying.
01:27Okay.
01:28Look over here, you'll see your first croc.
01:31Old scrubber.
01:32See?
01:33Can you all see that?
01:34Can you see that?
01:35There is.
01:35Everyone can see that.
01:36Good.
01:36No refunds.
01:38Troy, pole.
01:45Let's see if she's going to give us a show here today.
01:52That's it.
01:53Cheers, honey.
01:54Alright.
01:57Now, you might be thinking, fuck me, that's a big croc.
02:00But it's not.
02:01No, it's not.
02:02Old scrubber here's only three metres, because she's just a girl.
02:07Our bull croc along here is Goliath.
02:095.3 metres, teeth to tail.
02:12He's a boss, and he'll take down any male who tries to take over his territory.
02:16The border has the strongest bite balls of any living animal.
02:18The equivalent to the weight of...
02:19Fuck are those ladder crop cutters doing now?
02:21Aye!
02:22You what?
02:22You rack up!
02:23The border is the big white cross!
02:26Bullshit in this, bud!
02:28Ram them, boys.
02:29Ram them!
02:34You look like a shaved dick!
02:37Never!
02:38What?
02:40Holy shit!
02:42Which bull is it?
02:43Is it Goliath?
02:44Use a pole, Troy!
02:45Slip him!
02:45Fuck it!
02:46Slip him!
02:47Come on, give him a big one!
02:48It's not the wrong one.
02:50Fuck.
02:50Wait, throw it.
02:53What the fuck's that?
02:54It's better?
03:00Aaaaaaah!
03:00To do do push pineapple shake the tree
03:04I can do do do push pineapple shake the tree
03:09Sorry, my...I'm too glad!
03:11To do the best commonness
03:13I think I'm going to go home
03:14Alan! Alan!
03:17Right, Eddie, don't get in this!
03:19Go up! I was getting out, Eddie!
03:21That new superintendent of our police attitude...
03:24What's his name? Poles Hulton. Macaulay Culkin, yeah.
03:27He just called. He said we could talk about pushy...
03:29Hey, come on, break the surface tension, oh, I'm a slip shrink.
03:35All right, here's the plan, okay?
03:36We go into HQ and we go,
03:38Oi, listen up, cunts. Bush's death was sus as fuck, okay?
03:41We reckon he was definitely investigating something
03:44and that's what got him killed.
03:45And there we go, you lot have obviously been too busy
03:48sitting around licking your own fucking dickholes
03:50to see what's been happening here,
03:51so you need a toodle fuck and let us run the case.
03:54Capish? Or comprende?
03:56Let's give those lazy cunts a rass.
03:59Hey, for the sake of that, that's liquid gold.
04:02I didn't think that you were doing what you ended up doing.
04:05I didn't know you were going to dance.
04:06Can you tell me if my ponytail is strange?
04:08Strange it can get for a little bit.
04:09I don't.
04:11Look, there's no easy way to say this,
04:12but Detective Bushman committed suicide.
04:15The bullet they found in his skull matched ballistics
04:17which confirmed that it was discharged from his own service weapon.
04:21I am, I'm terribly sorry.
04:23Now, now.
04:26Someone's got the wrong end of the deep with that one.
04:30Well, the brief from Bushy's psychologist
04:32also said that he was struggling with depression,
04:36hypertension, complex PTSD, suicidal ideation.
04:40Yeah, but that's just cop stuff.
04:43If everyone talks about blowing their brains out after a few beers,
04:46that's just a regular Friday night, isn't it?
04:49Uh, there was also a note.
04:52Yeah, his wife Holly found it when she was packing up the home.
04:55Um, you'll mention Detective Redford.
04:58Uh, look, I know how rough this is.
05:03I went through the same thing with my police partner ten years ago
05:06and I did not cope and I started drinking and I got heavily into capoeira.
05:11You know what, that's probably, um,
05:12that's probably just a note from some other time, I think.
05:14There was another time?
05:15Well, no, he's, uh, he's dated it and initialed it,
05:17so it's quite thorough, really.
05:19You know what, I'm just going to take this and, um,
05:21and give it a read to Colby.
05:23All right, would you like some comfort?
05:24No, no, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I can read now, sir.
05:28Oh, dear, look, we can offer the Detective Counselling or leave,
05:31uh, support dog, a therapy puppet.
05:34Well, HR's really pushing the puppets at the moment,
05:36it's just probably less training, that's all.
05:38Well, folks, the dry season's over and the rains are coming,
05:42so that means it's time for our build-up sales.
05:45We've got tankinis, monokinis, cutouts, bokinis,
06:08So, um, so you and your husband?
06:11Uh, my wife.
06:12Oh, right, yeah, no, that's good, too.
06:15Better, actually, you know, I voted yes.
06:17So, now the Bushman case has been, uh, resolved,
06:21will you be heading back to Tassie?
06:22Uh, no plans to go back, no.
06:26No, I was considering a lateral transfer.
06:30I could pivot to the missing Swedish backpacker's case.
06:34Oh, um, yeah, well, Detective Blunt's leading task force, Hamar.
06:39OK, all right.
06:40Well, I've tried suggesting people through his team before,
06:43and I think Blunt's commitment to diversity
06:45only stretches as far as a bloke who wears contact lenses.
06:47Right, right.
06:48Yeah, so, uh, backpacker team's a such shop, unfortunately.
06:52Uh-huh.
06:53Still, Darwin's worth the trip, isn't it?
06:55You know, incredible beaches.
06:57Well, not for the swimming, obviously,
06:59with the Crocs and the jellyfish
07:00and the undettonated World War II bombs.
07:02Yeah, but there's waterfalls.
07:04They're spectacular.
07:22Well, she took his own life.
07:24Yes, he did.
07:25Oh, that's awful.
07:26How's any?
07:27Got any King Pythons?
07:29Only in jumbo packets.
07:30Fuck!
07:31Does she have any family here?
07:33Like a support network?
07:35No.
07:35Uh, we saw Holly,
07:37and she handed Eddie that box of bushy stuff
07:39and said she never wanted to hear from anyone
07:41in Territory Police ever again.
07:42Well, I'm glad Eddie's been off for counselling.
07:44She needs a therapist.
07:45Maybe someone who specialises in ADHD and young boys.
07:47Did you want to enter the competition
07:48for Jason Ways' Big Barra Bashnanza?
07:50The Golden Barra's 200k this year.
07:52No.
07:55Or you can sign up for the Bashnanza raffle
07:56and win a jet ski.
07:57It's got a swim platform
07:59and a cover and stuff and whatever.
08:01All right.
08:01Hand it over.
08:03Okay, so what's the plan now?
08:05We have noodles and...
08:07No, no, the plan plan,
08:08besides going to a waterfall.
08:09Oh, um, I hear ASIO's hiring...
08:11No, not work, sexy life.
08:14Let's drive around Australia.
08:15Fern is with her grandmas in Sydney
08:17and I've left all my book clubs.
08:18Come on, we're rich.
08:19Unemployed lesbians.
08:20It's either a road trip
08:21or we run for parliament
08:22and I could get into surfing
08:23and you could get into something weather-y.
08:26Oh, you could be like a storm chaser
08:28like Helen Hunt.
08:29You love the weather
08:30and I could get some of those rubber boots
08:32so you don't get electrocuted.
08:33Kath, I'm feeling with my feelings that...
08:37Yeah, okay.
08:38Yeah, I need to...
08:38The rubber boots can wait.
08:40Yes.
08:40Can't they?
08:40Yeah.
08:41Okay.
08:41Because we need to focus on what's important right now
08:42and that is Eddie, isn't it?
08:44Yes.
08:45She needs our love and our support
08:47and a float and a waterfall.
08:49It's only a little bit crocky.
08:51What's a little bit crocky?
08:53Yeah, sign us up to win a jet ski.
08:55Okay.
08:56Yeah, we're just going to beat a bloke
08:57called Lloyd Reynolds
08:58who entered 48 times in a row.
09:01Eddie...
09:02Yeah, look, I owe you too so sorry.
09:04You know, for making me put your life on hold
09:07and for dragging you all the way up here.
09:09It's fine.
09:09Collins, I'm sorry the Bushy's investigation was a bust
09:12and now you're up here in Darwin for no good reason
09:14and, you know, you look like shit all the time
09:16because of the humidity.
09:18Oh, her hair curl routine just needs tweaking.
09:21Anyway, I'm going to piss off
09:23while you go back to your gay marriage.
09:25What?
09:26You're going?
09:27Yeah, yeah.
09:27Got plenty of stuff to get onto.
09:28Got this bag of snakes.
09:29About to win a jet ski so that'll keep me busy.
09:31Anyway, point is,
09:33this is the end,
09:33the end of the friendship.
09:35Oi, Alira,
09:36which way's the desert?
09:37Oi?
09:40Oi, Alira.
09:41Cheer up.
09:43Eddie, wait.
09:44Nah, you're right.
09:44Dulcy, do something.
09:46I'll get my sports bars
09:46from the sleepy nook in the camper.
09:48Uh, Detective Dulcy Collins.
09:49Kat, you got the keys?
09:50No, Dulcy's got them.
09:52Oh, Superintendent Culkin.
09:53Eddie, just wait.
09:53We can talk about this.
09:55We're at a petrol station in...
09:57Dick's River.
09:58Dick's River.
09:59Oh, no, no, Dirk's River.
10:00Uh, Dirk, no, Dirk's River.
10:01There's no Dick's.
10:02It's not, uh, uh...
10:04How can I help you?
10:05How can we help?
10:07I don't know how this croc
10:37I've identified.
10:37Oh, don't be smart.
10:39You meant the arm.
10:40I know what you meant.
10:41So I'm gonna get dragged
10:42into your fucking
10:43who, what, when, where,
10:43who bullshit.
10:45I put the police tape up,
10:46I stopped a grey nomad
10:47from taking a picture
10:48of the arm on her iPad.
10:48I've done plenty.
10:49Okay?
10:50Come on, let's go.
10:51Look, if we run fast enough,
10:52we can catch up
10:53with Kath of the Waterfall.
10:54Superintendent Culkin
10:54asked us to assist
10:55the local senior sergeant
10:56until homicide out here.
10:57Don't make that face.
10:58Well, he is not my boss.
10:59And neither are you.
11:00So stiff clitties.
11:01Stiff clitties?
11:02That's what I said.
11:02Oh, lovely.
11:03The posses crack with this.
11:04I want to work with you lot.
11:05Oh, hey, I've got to go piss.
11:07No, you just went.
11:09I've got UTI, okay?
11:10It's like fire ants
11:11in my aretha.
11:11Oi, listen.
11:13You cops are just fuck off.
11:14We've got a tour
11:15coming through here in 45
11:16and I'm not cancelling.
11:17I've already had to refund
11:18that mouth from Melbourne
11:19because Leon vond on her shoes.
11:20$55.
11:21Well, no, no.
11:22We will not leave, ma'am
11:23because this is a crime scene.
11:25This is not a crime scene.
11:26This is my private property.
11:28How dare you?
11:30What the fuck are you doing here?
11:32I'm not here.
11:33I'm not me, so...
11:33You think I wouldn't recognise
11:35you coming in here
11:35behind those blood shit
11:36polarised lintens?
11:37Hey, Andre!
11:38Sorry, what is happening?
11:39You need to fuck off.
11:40She's barred from here.
11:41Okay?
11:41My dad barred her from here.
11:42Pat, Pat, she's barred from here.
11:44Eddie!
11:45It's not on, Pat.
11:46Get her out.
11:47He knows you're welcome home.
11:49What do you mean, welcome home?
11:50Home as in...
11:51Home, home.
11:52You're from Barracree.
11:53No, no, no.
11:53Remember the last time I saw you?
11:55You probably don't.
11:56Rolling drunk she was.
11:57Okay, yeah.
11:58Out on the highway with some dog.
12:00Having a fight with a tree.
12:01How long you home from?
12:02I'm not home, okay?
12:03I hate this fucking town.
12:04I hope it slides into the river
12:05next time it fucking rains.
12:07Well, piss off then
12:08before Dad comes back
12:09and you become the fucking crime scene.
12:10Oh, great.
12:11Look, the Jill Squad is right.
12:12That's perfect for you, Pat.
12:13It's been lovely.
12:14Good luck with your life.
12:15Have a great one.
12:16And Amber, you can suck a fuck.
12:19Go on.
12:19I've met you in the car park.
12:20I'm calling Cap.
12:21Who's this?
12:22It's not with Dirk's really, boys.
12:24That's Detective Blunt.
12:25He's on the backpacker case.
12:28What's he doing here?
12:29All right.
12:30Clear the scene.
12:31We've got it from here.
12:32I'm going to say
12:32in the scene.
12:33Yep.
12:33I'm going to say
12:34in the scene.
12:34I'm going to say
12:35in the scene.
12:37I'm going to say
12:37in the scene.
12:38I'm going to say
12:38in the scene.
12:47Fuck.
12:47Steve, you got that photo?
12:49All right.
12:52Yep.
12:52I called it.
12:53The arm's got the same tattoo.
12:54See?
12:54Both lavender.
12:55That's her flower tattoo.
12:57It's Abba.
12:57It's Abba's arm.
12:58Swedish girls got eaten.
12:59They got eaten by crocs.
13:00100%.
13:00100%.
13:01Put that on ice.
13:01Send it to the fiancƩ.
13:03Where's my phone?
13:03I'm calling the senator.
13:05Hello, mate.
13:05Yes.
13:06As suspected.
13:07Yeah.
13:07Sorry, can I...
13:08Shit news.
13:08Can I just...
13:09I'll tell you what.
13:09If you call for that croc,
13:10Carl, Senator,
13:11I'm going to back you 200%, mate.
13:12Yeah, you have my...
13:13Hang on, Russ.
13:14Sorry.
13:14I've got a tourist here.
13:16Oh.
13:16This is a crime scene.
13:17Yes, I know.
13:18I'm Detective Collins.
13:19Superintendent Culkin
13:20called me into assist.
13:21That pinko greenie.
13:22Of course he fucking did.
13:24Senator, sorry.
13:24Can I call you back, mate?
13:26So you think that
13:27that arm belongs
13:28to one of the Swedish backpackers?
13:29Nah, don't think I know.
13:31Right.
13:32Yes, right.
13:33Well, I worked as a detective
13:35for 15 years
13:36and I just completed
13:37five years in Tasmania,
13:38so if an extra pair of hands
13:40is needed to figure out
13:41the victim's last movements,
13:42I can...
13:43Hang on, did you say Tasmania?
13:44Yes.
13:45What's your name again?
13:45Dulcie Collins.
13:47You're that dead lake bird.
13:48You know you're the talk
13:50of the group chat.
13:50How you fucked up
13:51an investigation so royally
13:52you got three innocent men killed.
13:55One of them was
13:56a serial killer, actually.
13:58Yeah, well, look,
13:58thanks for the offer,
13:59but I don't need any help.
14:00You know, particularly
14:01from Nancy Drew's
14:02fucking stretched out
14:02attic twin.
14:04Have a good one.
14:05Okay, boys,
14:05we've got to do this presser.
14:07What do you reckon,
14:07ABA is on or off?
14:08Yeah, I reckon it on.
14:10I reckon it on.
14:11Yeah, 100%.
14:11Yeah, 100%.
14:18So which rock was it then, Nick?
14:20I don't know which one it is, Isaac.
14:21It's too busted up.
14:22Is it a bull
14:22from another part of the river?
14:24Like Wopper from Dirk's River?
14:25Or Cyclops or Dunker?
14:27Work it in that nightclub
14:28busted your ear bones,
14:29cuz I already said
14:30I don't know.
14:31Whoever he is,
14:31he's fucking massive.
14:32Maybe it was Mega Man.
14:33Oh, my God, shut up.
14:38Ah, lovely.
14:44Eddie.
14:45And this is about me
14:47not telling you
14:48I was from here.
14:48Fuck me.
14:49What?
14:50We've been three hours
14:50in this rat hole
14:51that's already taken its toll,
14:52haven't you, Collins?
14:53You look like the bones
14:54are a student.
14:54Nothing happened.
14:55Drink water.
14:56Sorry I'm late.
14:57I got caught talking to lesbians.
14:59There were so many of them
15:00and they were all so beautiful.
15:02Waterfalls.
15:02I mean,
15:03there were only two confirmed lesbians
15:04and they were both very sunburnt.
15:06Okay.
15:06All right, Kath,
15:07let's get out of here.
15:08There's a seat at the Darwin Ski Club
15:09with my ass's name on it.
15:10Oh, no, no,
15:11we can't drive anywhere.
15:12The campervan company
15:13said we're not allowed
15:14to drive on the highway
15:14after dark
15:15because of the buffaloes.
15:16But I've booked us
15:17into the Barra Creek
15:19Caravan Park for the night.
15:20Fuck!
15:22What?
15:22You stayed there before?
15:24Are the toilets bad?
15:26Yeah!
15:45But first,
15:46a sad update
15:47in the search
15:48for the missing
15:48Swedish backpackers
15:49with League Detective
15:50Michael Blunt
15:51addressing media
15:52earlier this evening.
15:53We believe that
15:54Swedish backpacker
15:54Eva Erling
15:55was the victim
15:56of a croc attack.
15:57We also believe
15:58that it's only a matter of time
15:59before we recover
15:59the remains
16:00of one Astrid Arlberg.
16:02It's pretty clear
16:03that Eva went into the water
16:04at Crossley's Crossing
16:05at some time
16:06probably having a skinny dip.
16:07Yeah,
16:08and she's been taken
16:08by a bull croc.
16:09And then that bull croc
16:10has choked on her arm
16:11and floated upstream
16:12to Barra Creek
16:13where it was discovered.
16:13We need to start
16:14culling the bastards.
16:16The Swedes?
16:17No, not the bloody Swedes,
16:19Rabbit,
16:20the bloody crocs.
16:21They've taken over.
16:22They'll be walking
16:23on land next.
16:24Okay, my love.
16:26Is Eddie joining us?
16:27I've got us
16:27the emu and kangaroo sausages.
16:28They're the house special.
16:30Okay, so the pub
16:30has new owners,
16:31Lynne and Mary.
16:32Both straight for now,
16:33but life's long, isn't it?
16:34It is.
16:36Is that Eddie?
16:37Oh, my God.
16:37Look at her.
16:38Look at her little
16:39top-knot dolls.
16:40Oh!
16:41I know she doesn't
16:42have any family in town,
16:43so anyone she wants
16:43to catch up with
16:44while we're here?
16:45We could throw a barbecue.
16:46We just need a barbecue.
16:48Actually, I'm going to
16:48buy us a barbecue.
16:49Is that the backpackers?
16:51Yeah, Lynne said
16:51they weren't here.
16:55I wonder where
16:56Eddie's got to.
17:14G'day, everyone.
17:15So, Mary and I have decided
17:17that bingo will go ahead
17:18tonight, but now it'll be
17:20in Astrid and Ebbers' honour,
17:21which is nice.
17:22No-one likes
17:23your effin' bingo.
17:24Well, take a bingo sheet
17:25out of respect
17:25for the dead bird.
17:26Well, Lynne won't be
17:27driving you to dialysis
17:28next week.
17:29What are you doing?
17:31Ah, nothing.
17:32That's a...
17:33That's a train.
17:36If that's a train,
17:37you need an MRI.
17:38It looks like an arm.
17:40Dals, what's going on?
17:41I promise I won't freak out
17:42on doing so much work
17:43on myself at the moment
17:43I've basically evolved
17:44into a cosmic head.
17:46Oh, look, Kath,
17:48Blunt made an ID
17:50on the arm today
17:51without any forensics input.
17:53It's based on a tattoo
17:55on an arm that had been used
17:56as a reptile's chew toy.
17:58Do you think it's
17:59Ebbers' tattoo?
18:00Ah, I don't know.
18:01I don't know.
18:01But it's frustrating.
18:02I don't have access
18:03to the crime scene photos
18:04because I'm not working
18:04the case.
18:06You see, Blunt said
18:06that the backpackers
18:07were last seen
18:08at Crossley's Crossing,
18:09but look at that mural
18:10over there.
18:11How did the arm travel
18:12to Barrow Creek?
18:13We're 50 kilometres upstream.
18:14Last call for bingo.
18:16Kath, what if the arm
18:17doesn't belong to Ebber?
18:18What if Blunt's
18:20got this ID wrong?
18:21Those missing women
18:22could still be out there
18:23and that's to say
18:24nothing of the actual person
18:26whose arm was found today.
18:27What about them?
18:28The way this is being
18:29investigated is just
18:30not right.
18:31Do you remember what I said
18:32in our marriage vows?
18:33Yes, I do remember
18:34because all four
18:35of our parents were there.
18:36I said your sense of justice
18:38is my favourite thing about you,
18:39aside from your perfect clip.
18:41Yeah, and then a month later
18:42my dad died.
18:43Yeah, look, if you think
18:44there's something wrong here
18:46you need to go for it.
18:47We'll just keep checking in.
18:49Okay?
18:50Uh, before I get on
18:51the bingo balls
18:52we'll have a minute's silence
18:54for Astrid and Ebber.
18:57I'll use the timer
18:58on my phone.
18:59Okay, and go.
19:11Oh, sorry.
19:13My bad, Dad.
19:39Eddie!
19:43Goins?
19:45What are you doing?
19:46I'm running to you.
19:48Why are you so fucking slow?
19:50Oh, Christ.
19:52I'm overheating.
19:53I am like a computer
19:54on a lap.
19:56How does anyone move up here?
19:58The air is thicker than clag.
20:01Listen, Blunt
20:02has made the wrong ID
20:04on that arm.
20:05I can feel it.
20:06No, no.
20:07What you're feeling
20:07is a very, very bad case
20:09of tit thrush.
20:10No, that, okay.
20:11Well, that was not
20:11Kath's story to tell.
20:12I saw the cream.
20:13No, well, the fungal infection
20:14under my breasts
20:15is totally irrelevant right now.
20:16Look.
20:16No.
20:17Look, the tattoos don't match.
20:19Ebber's tattoo is lavender
20:20and violet
20:21and the victim's tattoo is,
20:23I mean, I don't know
20:24exactly what that is
20:24but I think there's legs involved.
20:26But the point is
20:26the arm from the river
20:28isn't Ebber's.
20:29I think we've got
20:30a John Doe on our hands.
20:31No, I don't have anything
20:32on my hands.
20:33Yeah?
20:33Some round I want to go
20:34for a swim in a river
20:35filled with reptilian
20:36death puppies.
20:37Okay, right.
20:37Well, I'm sending you the photo.
20:38No, don't send me.
20:40I am sending you the photo
20:42and there, it's sent.
20:45Was that your phone?
20:47Oh, well, that was
20:48very silly, Eddie.
20:49That was just a
20:50silly, silly thing to do.
20:51How are you going to
20:52make calls now?
20:52I don't care.
20:53I'm not going to make
20:53a fucking call.
20:54I won't make a call
20:55ever again in my
20:55whole fucking life.
20:56Come on.
20:57Go.
20:59Right.
21:02I understand not...
21:05Look, I understand
21:07not wanting to spend time
21:09in your hometown.
21:10I grew up in Canberra
21:11and I didn't have
21:13many friends either.
21:13I had many friends.
21:15Mostly because
21:158pm curfew
21:17and we prayed a lot
21:18but we can't walk
21:20away from this.
21:22Watch me.
21:23I'll make a fucking
21:24jaunty for you.
21:27Eddie.
21:28Do you see me walk away?
21:31This community
21:31deserves answers.
21:33Mate, there is no
21:34community in Barra Creek,
21:36okay?
21:36A full arm showed up
21:38but did anybody
21:38report a missing person?
21:40No.
21:40No one in this town
21:42gives a shit about
21:42anything or anyone.
21:44Okay, fine.
21:45That's fine, Eddie.
21:45You go back to Darwin.
21:47You drink your coat.
21:48Hoon around on
21:49a new jet ski.
21:49Oh, yeah.
21:50Hoon around on
21:50your new jet ski
21:51that you will
21:52absolutely not win
21:53but I am staying here
21:54because I owe it
21:55to this John Doe
21:56to at least try
21:57and ID them.
21:58So what else
21:59am I going to do?
21:59I'm going to go
22:00to Alice Springs.
22:01It is a lesbian
22:02social worker vortex.
22:03It will suck
22:04Cathy and never
22:05let her go.
22:10Your ear stuff
22:11with big fat balls.
22:12I told you to
22:12fuck off.
22:13I'm going home
22:14tomorrow, Amber,
22:15okay, so you can
22:15fucking fuck off.
22:16From Dad's best
22:17best billboard
22:18right down to the
22:18drowsy driver roadside
22:19trivia site,
22:20dishes my family's.
22:22Barra Creek is
22:23Darrell country
22:23and you're not welcome
22:24after what you did.
22:25I didn't fucking
22:26do anything.
22:27You put a crock
22:28in Dad's ute.
22:28Oh, come on.
22:29It was a one meter
22:30freshy, okay?
22:31That was crock justice
22:32and it wasn't even
22:33big enough to bite his
22:33hand.
22:34And you know what?
22:34He deserved it
22:35after what he did.
22:36What did he do?
22:37Don't worry about it.
22:38You tried to kill him.
22:39Don fucking bulldozed
22:40a roadside memorial
22:42to my mum
22:42so he could widen
22:43his driveway
22:44by 70 centimetres.
22:46Yeah, so he could
22:46get the truck in
22:47to get the new shed
22:48in to put the boat in.
22:49You rat dogs.
22:50You bunch of
22:50your fucking rat dogs.
22:51It's 7.35 a.m.
22:53I'm doing the
22:53daycare drop-off
22:54at Crocky Kids
22:55with his head.
22:56When I come back
22:56through here
22:57for the iced coffees
22:58I'd better not
22:58see you, yeah?
23:00My family run
23:01this town.
23:01What town?
23:02It's just a fucking
23:03pub, a police station,
23:05a fucking bin.
23:06Yeah, well the joke's
23:06on your shithead
23:07because there's
23:07two bins now.
23:09Oh, okay, cool.
23:09Guess what else
23:10you got two of?
23:10This one and this one.
23:12Fucking sit on that.
23:13Hairside!
23:13Yeah, tell God
23:14to sit on it too.
23:15Sit on a big one.
23:16You giant piece of
23:17shit people move
23:18that fucking shit car.
23:26Sorry about
23:27your mum's memorial.
23:29Why?
23:30You didn't drive
23:30over it with the
23:31Komatsu?
23:32Yeah.
23:34Is that why
23:35you didn't tell me
23:36Barra Creek was
23:37your hometown
23:38because of your mum
23:39and putting a crocodile
23:41in that gentleman's
23:42car?
23:42Yeah, because this
23:43town is full of
23:44shit cunts like
23:45the Darrells.
23:46Who just do
23:46whatever the fuck
23:47they want.
23:48Sometimes I think
23:49the only form of
23:49justice they understand
23:50is croc justice.
23:51Oh, well, we can
23:52do away with the
23:53courts then.
23:53Hang on, shut up.
23:54Where'd you get these?
23:55Uh, um, a journo
23:56sent them to me.
23:57They were on the
23:58boat.
23:59They're the one
23:59that vomited on
24:00the passenger's
24:00sandals.
24:01They beeped it
24:02to my phone.
24:03There was a
24:04beeping sound.
24:05That's not a croc
24:05bite.
24:06What?
24:07Crocs teeth don't
24:08cut like that.
24:09They just thrash you
24:11around to you in
24:12chunks so they can
24:12swallow you.
24:14That's been
24:14chopped off.
24:20Fuck!
24:22It's a fucking
24:22homicide!
24:25Oh, that's fucking
24:26great, isn't it?
24:27Now we're looking for a
24:28missing person and a
24:29fucking killer.
24:30Fuck.
24:31We?
24:37Yeah.
24:39Yeah, fuck this
24:40town.
24:40Fuck a lot of them.
24:42I'm like herpes.
24:42I can leave when I
24:43fucking want.
24:43So that's a...
24:45Yes, yes, fucking yes!
24:46Yes, you are going to
24:46say yes, yes, yes!
24:49Ow!
24:49Great, I'll call the
24:50superintendent first thing
24:52in the morning and we'll
24:52get the proper
24:53permissions.
24:54Suck job.
24:54Well, that's just
24:55standard procedure,
24:56Eddie.
24:57You're such a cop,
24:58you're a cop too.
24:59Yeah, but I'm like a
24:59cool cop.
25:00So you're still
25:01sleeping in the camper
25:02with us tonight?
25:03Yeah, of course.
25:04Sleeping in my nook.
25:06That's where my bag of
25:07undies is.
25:10Oh, dear.
25:11Oh, dear.
25:14Oh, dear.
25:15Oh, dear.
25:16Oh, dear.
25:17Oh, dear.
25:19Oh, dear.
25:20Oh, dear.
25:22Oh, dear.
25:23Oh, dear.
25:24Oh, dear.
25:28Get that for dinner.
25:30I don't know.
25:31A falafel?
25:32No, Aunty Mary gave
25:33us ice cream because
25:34Mum was kind of a
25:35dead crocodile.
25:36Hello.
25:36Boss.
25:37What?
25:37Did you say you're
25:38a crocodile?
25:38Yeah, a big one.
25:40What's your mum do
25:41for her job?
25:41Is she a butcher?
25:42She's a ranger.
25:43She got me this
25:44mission shirt.
25:45Oh, that is a
25:46very good shirt.
25:47Let's go.
25:48What's that?
25:48That drawing on the
25:49billboard?
25:50Um, that's a rocket
25:52that is taking off
25:54into the sky.
25:55Did your mum say
25:56if she found anything
25:57else in that croc?
25:58Yeah.
26:01Well, what was it?
26:03Hey, kid, what was
26:04inside the crocodile?
26:12Collins!
26:14Oh, good.
26:15You can help me.
26:16Curse up the instructions
26:16for how to disconnect
26:17the sewer hose back there
26:18in German.
26:19Ow.
26:20Oh, uh, where'd you
26:21get that?
26:22This.
26:23It's my steed.
26:23It's a rental.
26:24Cost me a bomb.
26:25Okay, well, um, I spoke
26:27to the superintendent.
26:29Forensics called this
26:30morning and they confirmed
26:31that the arm belongs
26:31to a male.
26:32I still think the tattoo
26:33is of legs, maybe bird's
26:35legs, because they bend
26:36backwards.
26:37Blunt is off on a new
26:38lead.
26:38Apparently Astrid and
26:40Ebba interacted with a
26:41man at the Dierks River
26:42service station, and they're
26:43trying to locate him now.
26:44So we have been given
26:45the green light to
26:46investigate.
26:46Good.
26:47Because I reckon the
26:47murderer fed the John
26:48don't do their pet croc.
26:49So we just need to
26:50disconnect this thing,
26:51and if it doesn't spray
26:52effluent everywhere, we
26:53can go.
26:54So did you say pet croc?
26:56Yeah.
26:56Morning.
26:57Morning.
26:57It's hot up here.
26:59Is it?
26:59Yeah, steaming in a
27:00Bangkok laundromat.
27:03Yeah, good on you.
27:04Yeah, the croc from
27:06yesterday had no more
27:07body parts in it.
27:08Its guts were just filled
27:09with chickens.
27:10100% chickens.
27:11Point is, with a diet
27:12like that, the dead croc
27:14is probably someone's pet.
27:14What?
27:15Who would keep a crocodile
27:16as a pet?
27:17Heaps of people up here
27:18do.
27:19I know, two in Barrow Creek.
27:20To what end?
27:21What do you do with a pet
27:21crocodile?
27:22You teach her to heal.
27:23Morning.
27:23Morning.
27:24Gosh, it's hot.
27:25Oh, yeah, I can steam
27:26a dumpling in my cooch.
27:27I reckon that the killer
27:30has fed the arm of the
27:31John Doe to their pet
27:32croc, but then the croc
27:33has choked on it and
27:34camped it, and so the
27:35killer's just dumped him
27:36in the river.
27:36So I'm going to check on
27:37the two pet crocs, see
27:38if one is missing.
27:39If I can identify the
27:40croc from the river, then
27:42we find our killer.
27:45What?
27:46No, that is not our
27:47priority, Eddie.
27:47Forget about the croc.
27:48We need to ID our victim
27:50and what about the
27:51sewer pump, Eddie?
27:52That is a two-person job.
27:54Morning.
27:55Yes, it's hot.
27:56Sorry, Lynn.
27:56Sorry.
27:57I saved that coat of arms
27:58for you.
27:59Sorry, my what?
27:59Your house special
28:00from last night.
28:01The one you didn't eat.
28:02Oh.
28:02We named it the coat of arms
28:03because it ruined the
28:04emu sausages.
28:29Oh, sorry.
28:30I haven't...
28:31Hey, um, oh, sorry.
28:33Someone's still in here
28:33and that's accidentally
28:34locked.
28:35Hello?
28:36Are you okay?
28:41Oh, my God.
29:00Hey.
29:11All right.
29:12How's it all going?
29:13Welcome to the 11am
29:14crocodile feeding experience.
29:16As you know from your
29:17socials, I am DJ Darrell,
29:20hashtag croc of God.
29:21And our pet king is in
29:22that pool behind me.
29:23He was caught by my dad,
29:25Don.
29:25He's the largest croc
29:26ever recorded in Australia.
29:28It's a suck shit land of crocs.
29:29Size does matter.
29:33All right.
29:34Let's give him some food.
29:36Yeah.
29:36Clap your hands.
29:37That's it.
29:37Bring out the beast.
29:39Hey.
29:40All right.
29:41There we go.
29:42Come on.
29:43Cluck louder.
29:43King only comes when you cluck.
29:46Oh, here he is.
29:47King of the river.
29:50So who's he is
29:51watching stuff?
29:51I go there.
29:55Bam, where are your names?
30:01All right.
30:01He's done yet.
30:02Sorry.
30:03You knew that I was in here.
30:04I'm shutting up.
30:06Got to get to the docks.
30:07I've got piss in my blood.
30:08All right.
30:08Wait.
30:09Just one second.
30:10Sorry.
30:10Do you know any of these men?
30:12Yeah, of course I bloody know them.
30:13Out.
30:14Um, could you tell me their names
30:15or where I might find them?
30:16Oh, Christ.
30:18As Barry is in a nursing home,
30:20that Don bastard's still around,
30:22Trevor Studsbury died
30:23a couple of years ago,
30:24Frank McCullis is in jail
30:26and that one is dead, probably.
30:28Probably.
30:29He went missing, didn't he?
30:30Do you remember his name?
30:32I don't bloody know.
30:33He was in the papers, wasn't he?
30:34Was he?
30:35Why?
30:35Because he went bloody missing.
30:37Right.
30:37I've had enough of your questions.
30:39Out.
30:39I think, um...
30:40Out.
30:41No, I don't have my shoes, please.
30:48He went missing.
30:51Lloyd.
30:52Sorry?
30:53The bloke in the photo.
30:54Lloyd Reynolds was his name.
30:56Christ, keep up, girl.
31:08Colin!
31:08Eddie, I think I know who the arm belongs to.
31:10What?
31:11It's Lloyd Reynolds,
31:12the jet ski guy from the petrol station.
31:14I'm headed there now to try to ID him.
31:15Back off, you hovercats!
31:17And then I'll come and get you!
31:18Yeah, cool.
31:19I'm not listening.
31:20Hey, the Daryl's Pet Cross King is still alive,
31:22so I've got one more place to check out.
31:24Collins?
31:25Collins!
31:27Back off!
31:32Yeah, it's a promotion.
31:33I have to mention the promotion
31:34and two packs of fruity juice for $2 is a good deal.
31:37So are you sure you don't want it?
31:38So sure.
31:39I'm really sure.
31:40Well, I can't give you the sign-up sheet
31:42because the competition is closed.
31:43Yeah, I don't want to enter the competition.
31:45I just want to confirm the identity
31:47of one of the entrants.
31:48I think you might be a missing person.
31:53Oh, my God.
31:56Ah!
31:57Thank you, Alira.
32:00Are you sure you don't want
32:02two packs of fruity juice for $2?
32:03I'm so sure.
32:04This man here, Lloyd Reynolds,
32:06is there any chance that you remember him?
32:07Yeah, I remember him
32:09because the bank told me to cut up his credit card.
32:11Right, and this is his phone number here, is it?
32:13Yeah, 48 times in a row.
32:15OK, OK, and that was Lloyd on the end there, yes?
32:18No.
32:18You've reached the Barrow Creek pub
32:20home of the famous steak cake.
32:21For bookings, press one.
32:23Is this about the Swedish backpackers,
32:25Elsa and Aspirin or whatever?
32:27Because I already told those detectives this morning
32:28about them and that Lloyd bloke.
32:30Wait, Lloyd Reynolds is the man
32:32the backpackers were seen with?
32:33Yes.
32:34They paid for their noodles
32:35and his mobility scooter
32:37and two packs of fruity juice for $2.
32:40Are you sure you don't want that?
32:41I don't want it!
32:42I don't want it!
32:44OK.
32:45I think they felt sorry for him
32:46because he was old
32:47and I cut up his credit card.
32:48Right, and did they leave with him?
32:50No, they went in different directions.
32:51He went to Barrow Creek
32:52and they went off to Crossley's Crossing.
32:54Right, thank you so much.
32:56Hang on a sec.
32:57That's Lloyd there.
33:01No, but that's...
33:03Frank McAllister.
33:05Prize include crop coaching,
33:08drink driving,
33:09identity fraud
33:10and petty theft.
33:12Is that him there?
33:14Yes.
33:16Yep.
33:19He's in prison.
33:21How is Frank McAllister
33:22committing identity fraud
33:24at a servo in Dierks River
33:25if he's in prison?
33:29Could he have been released early?
33:38He was released four days ago.
33:40Right, OK, great.
33:40Can I grab an address, please?
33:42You seen the chat?
33:43Fucking funny.
33:45I will get done for that.
33:46Yeah.
33:47See you later.
33:50The address.
34:19Continue straight along Dickiesnop Road
34:21for one and a half kilometres
34:23and your destination will be on the right.
34:35Lovely.
35:04That song was called Red Flag.
35:05It was about my ex.
35:07And this next one's called Dead Love.
35:09It's about my ex.
35:10No!
35:11Who the fuck repeated our billboard?
35:13Where's Spud?
35:14Where is he?
35:15Amber, we don't want any trouble.
35:16The pool table is still spongy
35:18from the water damage
35:19last time you guys went at it.
35:20Oi!
35:21Spud!
35:22Did you do that?
35:24Is that your cock and balls
35:25on my dad's face?
35:27Nope.
35:28Don't know nothing
35:29about no cock and balls.
35:36Always said your old man
35:37was a massive cocksucker, though.
35:40My dad is not gay!
35:41No one in our family is gay!
35:43I respect my dad!
35:44He's the king of the river!
35:50Hello?
35:53Mr. McAllister?
35:56Is anybody there?
36:08Hello?
36:19Hello?
36:38Oh, Christ, Eddie.
36:41Oh, God.
36:42My heart is bloody Michael Flatley right now.
36:44What are you doing here?
36:46He's dead.
36:47Yeah.
36:49Yeah, I think he is, too.
36:51I love that cheeky fucker.
36:54Oh, no, God, Eddie, I didn't...
36:57Oh, I didn't realise he knew him.
37:00We grew up together.
37:01He was a bloody good listener.
37:07We used to have baths together.
37:10They had the most beautiful,
37:14piss-yellow eyes.
37:15I mean, I've met him at Chook every morning.
37:20Sorry, who are you talking about?
37:22Triple pet.
37:23The best croc in the Territory.
37:25He's not in his cage.
37:26He must have been who was dead in the river.
37:28Right.
37:29What?
37:30Who are you talking about?
37:31Oh, the man who lived here, Frank McAllister.
37:34I think his arm was in the triple pet.
37:38No.
37:39No, that's not possible.
37:41Well, he was released from prison a few days ago.
37:43I think someone might have killed him
37:44when he arrived back here.
37:50Eddie, you okay?
37:53Ah, fuck, get down, get down!
37:55Get off my fucking property,
37:57you fucking slant!
37:59Fuck, Myring, don't shoot!
38:01No!
38:01I bloody will!
38:03Oh, fuck!
38:03Eddie, stay down!
38:05No, no, he's not gonna shoot us.
38:08He's my fucking dad!
38:14Your dad is Frank McAllister.
38:17Yeah, oh, that's one of his fucking names.
38:19And he's not dead.
38:21Yeah, he's fucking dead to me!
38:22You're fucking dead to me, Edwinder!
38:25Ah!
38:26Oh, fuck!
38:27Take it, fellas!
38:28DJ, leave him!
38:30Get that dick and balls off my dad's face!
38:33Fuck, you crap, fucker!
38:34Come on, DJ!
38:35He's going to the shit, Gene!
38:36I need back up with the gitty.
38:37The dolls are kicking off again.
38:38No, Hoseley, that's not helpful!
38:41Just tell me, and don't piss out my back,
38:43did you feed one of your mates to triple pet
38:46and dump him in a river?
38:47No, I didn't dump triple pet in a river.
38:49Somebody stole him, didn't they?
38:51Oh, that's fucking up!
38:52You shut your hole!
38:53You shut your hole!
38:55The croc's a son I never had!
38:57That was my brother!
38:58No!
38:58A fucking croc, brother!
38:59Just butt him your holes!
39:01Frank, if you're not dead,
39:04then whose arm was in the crocodile?
39:06Who else has your tattoo?
39:07Frank!
39:08I've been listening to my scanner!
39:10Mind the fucking pit, are you?
39:11Yeah, I can say that, can't I?
39:13No, not any!
39:15Them!
39:16What the fuck?
39:17What the fuck's going on, Colts?
39:18I have no idea.
39:19Frank McAllister, you're wanted in relation
39:20to the abduction of Emma Hurling and Astrid-Alberg.
39:23We know you're talking from the Dirk's River pencil station, Frank.
39:25What the fuck?
39:26Oh, no, Detective, the cases aren't connected.
39:29The backpackers paid for his shopping
39:30and they went in separate directions.
39:32I knew you'd come back to stitch me out for you.
39:35I'd fucking stitch you up.
39:36Put your weapons down
39:38and put your hands up where we can see them now.
39:41Frank!
39:42Come on, Frank!
39:42What?
39:43Run!
39:43Fuck off!
39:44No, no, go on!
39:45I've got no suspect in your way!
39:46Don't you go down to that, Eddie!
39:47All teams with me!
39:48Go around this way!
39:49We're going to work!
39:49We're going to work!
39:50Eddie!
39:52Frank, you need to answer my questions!
39:54We're having a triple pitch!
39:55Stop!
39:56This is annoying, Eddie!
39:57No, I'm getting on!
39:58Oh, wait, no one!
39:59You can't come on!
40:01Piggy, see the boat!
40:02Get on!
40:03Get on!
40:04Get on!
40:05Get on!
40:06We have you surrounded!
40:08Have you a chance to surrender?
40:10Come on, Colin!
40:11Okay, fine, but I will vomit.
40:13Oh, there's a splash in the water, Eddie!
40:15There's a big splash!
40:16It's probably a fucking bull shark.
40:17Let me see.
40:18They have bull sharks, too?
40:20Fucking fangus!
40:21Jesus Christ!
40:24Everyone get on the boat!
40:26Oh, honey, get on the boat!
40:28I told you my dad told you to fuck off!
40:30Yeah, we all that can suck my dick.
40:32Eddie!
40:33Get out of here!
40:34Did everyone just shush it?
40:36There's something definitely in the water here!
40:38What the fuck is that?
40:40Come on, Eddie!
40:42Shut the fuck up!
40:45Troy!
40:46Pull!
40:47Fucking flip it!
40:49Flip it!
40:54Ah!
40:54Ah!
40:57No!
40:57No!
40:59No!
41:00No!
41:00No!
41:00No!
41:01No!
41:01No!
41:01No!
41:02No!
41:02No!
41:03No!
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