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Oops…Honey, I Really Am The Supreme Mage - Full Movie | Short
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00:11I'm ordering
00:20Wait, is Diablo's seal weakening?
00:27They are back
00:28Stay ready, protect everyone
00:32No one falls
00:45We'll handle this
00:56Seal?
00:57What's Seal?
00:57Go back
01:00Help!
01:15Master Caroline, what's that?
01:18That's Diablo's demon army, Your Majesty
01:20The wood barrier won't hold
01:22Get the Trinity Enchantment
01:24Now
01:25Look, they're pulling back
01:31No, that's Diablo's double
01:42Lumina, Varada, let's seal him now
01:45Three as one
01:48Three as one
01:49Sacred seal
01:49Find the demon
01:55Caroline
01:58Don't tell me you three can't even handle an avatar
02:05I hope you are
02:11Help us
02:12Let us
02:14Naataii!
02:18man
02:19We're in stone.
02:51Go fuck him.
03:02This presence... impossible.
03:06Could it be... the Oracle Mentor?
03:14The legendary spirit raven?
03:18To manifest a spirit beast into a spear of lightning.
03:22Such divine power.
03:24This is no ordinary mage.
03:26The kingdom is saved!
03:28Quickly, after them!
03:37Screw off!
03:46Wait.
03:47A black panther?
03:49A divine crow?
03:51Hey, what's this look for?
03:52Did you spot something?
03:58Lord Alistair!
03:59Are you well?
04:01You lowlife!
04:02What curse have you caught?
04:03Shut up!
04:03I am Alistair and Ashworth.
04:05It is my honor to meet you, Master.
04:08Ashford?
04:09Are you Caroline's apprentice?
04:11Yes.
04:12Hence I bear her name.
04:14Master, I am indeed the disciple of the High Priest.
04:16Your formation is arranged the same way as my teacher's.
04:20Oh.
04:20I did teach Caroline a few tricks.
04:23You are... a mentor.
04:25Have a taste.
04:27This... this is the fruit of the gods!
04:29It only bears one fruit every thousand years!
04:33Did Caroline send you to find me?
04:35How did she know I was here?
04:37No.
04:37His Majesty has summoned High Mages to the capital to fight demons.
04:40I passed by by chance.
04:43Mentor, please come with me to the royal city.
04:45A spring banquet invitation?
04:46I'm not interested.
04:47Please.
04:48I beg you.
04:56Cairn!
04:57How dare you disrespect the Duke!
04:59Stop, Knight Elwyn!
05:00Do not be disrespectful to the Mentor!
05:05My lord.
05:06I am here by the King's order to escort you back to the city.
05:09Please don't let trash like Cairn waste your time.
05:12Trash?
05:13Do you know him?
05:16Many years ago, we were once husband and wife.
05:22Cairn!
05:23Drop that straw at once!
05:25Drop that straw at once.
05:35My lord Duke, are you well?
05:37This countryside is dusty.
05:39Let's not soil your fine boots.
05:41Please, take a seat.
05:42Do as he says and sit.
05:44Yes, right away.
05:49Cairn!
05:50Show some respect.
05:52A Duke of his standing does not deserve such insolence from you.
05:57How dare they display such rotten fruits meant for pigs!
06:01Such worthless garbage doesn't belong in front of a guest!
06:04Stop!
06:05I just love eating these.
06:11Sir, you really care so much about the people.
06:21Your grace, the capital's shield is cracked.
06:23We need to return the Sylvagate immediately.
06:26Mr. Stone, with the kingdom on the brink of collapse, we urgently request your cooperation to return to the with
06:32us.
06:33No time, I ain't going.
06:35No time, I ain't going.
06:35Don't push it.
06:36The demons aren't fully destroyed yet.
06:39Only to the Eldoria can save your life.
06:42I have passed the level seven mage exam.
06:45Totally enough to protect a peasant like you.
06:48Only seven?
06:49You still need to try harder.
06:54Eleven, I'm ahead.
06:55Get stoned to the city.
06:57No excuses.
07:08Cairn, coming or not?
07:12Not a chance.
07:17He won't listen?
07:19Tie him up to Royal City, now.
07:21Yes, sir.
07:23Sir, we're just doing our duty.
07:25We hope you...
07:32This urgent?
07:33Guess I gotta go myself.
07:41Just doodled this years ago.
07:43And sure enough, Caroline slacked off.
07:45Didn't even bother reinforcing it.
07:48Step back!
07:49Commoner, lay a hand on the Holy Pillar again and I'll chop off both your hands.
07:58Vedintess Ely!
08:00A Arctic Ice Wolves pulling her carriage?
08:02Truly a level six ice make!
08:07Lord Simus commands fire perfectly!
08:10Only Venerable Varada is stronger!
08:12It's been too long.
08:14You're as beautiful as ever, Miss Ellie.
08:16What's that revolting stench here?
08:18Guards, throw this fleeth out!
08:20I came at Alistair's invitation and to meet my noble ex-wife.
08:25Look, she's here.
08:27Ex-wife?
08:27Him?
08:28The High Knight of the Empire?
08:30This beggar's completely insane!
08:33Cairn!
08:33How dare you set foot in the sanctuary!
08:36Any mage here could turn you to ash with one breath!
08:38Get back to your shelter!
08:40I'm not leaving.
08:41I have an invitation.
08:43You forge this invite!
08:45Rot in the dungeon!
08:48Enough!
08:50You have an invite?
08:52Then follow the rules!
08:53Step through the judgment porch!
08:55Live or die!
08:57You take the risk!
08:58This corridor will crush even a level 5 mage.
09:00Cairn, you can still back out.
09:02Before it's too late.
09:15Impossible.
09:16He has no magic era.
09:17None at all!
09:17Seize him!
09:18Uncover his dark magic.
09:20Last chance to save you.
09:21Confess.
09:22And I'll let you walk free.
09:24Just a servant's invite.
09:25Farmer, this is your limit.
09:28Step closer, blast for me!
09:32A Duke's invite won't do.
09:34How about this?
09:37This strange power.
09:39Who gave you that scroll?
09:43This isn't an invitation.
09:46It's the Grand Mentor's Scroll.
09:48Only three exist in the world.
09:51Who exactly are you?
09:58The Grand Master's Scroll.
10:00Where did you get it?
10:01Cairn!
10:02Don't you know hiding the Grand Master's Relic is a felony?
10:05Beg the Earl's mercy.
10:06Say you found it!
10:07Found it?
10:07I've got dozens of these at home.
10:10Old man, can I go in now?
10:13Attendants.
10:14Escort this gentleman in at once.
10:16Elevan, come with me.
10:27Elevan, tell me the truth.
10:29Who exactly is Cairn?
10:31He's just a peasant from the countryside.
10:33No magic, no way he has the Grand Master's Scroll.
10:36My lord, shall I throw him out of the temple?
10:39No, Elevan.
10:40Your ex-husband is no ordinary man.
10:42You ought to be grateful not spouting nonsense here, understand?
10:45I'd be grateful to him.
10:47Enough.
10:48Go keep him company.
10:49Later, find a way to introduce me to him, will you?
10:53Introduce you?
10:54He's just a-
10:54Elaine!
10:55Is this how you treat a guest?
10:57Have you forgotten all royal etiquette?
10:59No, my lord.
11:05Find out.
11:06Where did this scroll come from?
11:08Where did this scroll come from?
11:12Where did this scroll come from?
11:25Did the high night order cut pay?
11:26Why is her ex-husband eating like he's starved for three days?
11:29Lady Ellie, when has a bumplen like his ever seen such delicacies?
11:33Don't throw out the leftovers.
11:34Pack them for Mr. Cairn.
11:36It'll feed him all winter in his hub.
11:40Cairn, stop eating.
11:42Every second you're here, you're ruining my reputation.
11:44Food's meant to be eaten, ain't it?
11:46This turkey's good.
11:47Bit undercooked, though.
11:47Wanna bite?
11:48You!
11:54Lady Liliana.
11:55This little mage looks mighty familiar.
12:06Is that Countess Liliana?
12:08I'd die just for one look from her.
12:11Wipe that drool off your face.
12:12She's the Gilbert's only disciple.
12:15You aren't even worthy of breathing the same air.
12:25So, you like Liada?
12:37Shut up, you peasant!
12:39That's the Countess!
12:41How dare you speak her name!
12:43Cairn, stop this madness.
12:45She's a level 8 mage, knighted by the king himself.
12:49Gilbert's little crybaby, Lylee?
12:51Right, I remember her now.
12:52All these years and only level 8.
12:55Her talent is mediocre at best.
12:58Level 8 is mediocre?
12:59You're a magicless loser.
13:01How dare you?
13:04Even as a high knight, I have to bow to her.
13:07Even Vakrant Silas feels unworthy.
13:09Even Kamis feels unworthy.
13:11Who do you think you are?
13:13Listen closely, farmer.
13:16A sage's disciple is royalty.
13:20Even Count Dexter bows to her.
13:22Being in her presence is the greatest honor of your pathetic life.
13:26No.
13:27You've got it all wrong.
13:29I'm the one doing her an honor by showing up.
13:33I'll teach you the price of insulting a noble!
13:38Lylee!
13:47Could it be Lady Liliana?
13:52Lilz!
13:53Look at me!
13:58Your presence honors this feast, Lady Liliana.
14:01Lord Dexter hosting the spring feast eases the king's burden tremendously.
14:05Lylee!
14:06Cairn, are you fever-y?
14:08The nonsense you've sprouted today beats the last ten years combined.
14:10He's been stuck in the sticks way too long.
14:12Gone plain crazy.
14:14If Lady Liliana hadn't intervened, he'd be beheaded by now.
14:18Relax.
14:18I'm just gonna go say hi to Lilz.
14:20Wait here.
14:21Alone?
14:22And Lilz?
14:23Are you insane?
14:24Don't you realize every word you say drags me closer to the gallows?
14:30Lilz!
14:31Hey!
14:33Over here!
14:36Is that slob insane?
14:38Daring to call her ladyship by her pet name?
14:40He's swaggering just because his ex-wife's the High Knight.
14:43Total lack of decency.
14:44Night paramount so promising.
14:46How's she married to someone like him?
14:48With an ex-husband like that, she'll be dragged down sooner or later.
14:52Stop!
15:03Did you get to the bottom of that scroll?
15:05Word is, he crossed paths with Duke Alistair.
15:09What a farce!
15:10The scroll was stolen from Duke Alistair.
15:20Now, throw him out!
15:27My lady.
15:29This peasant knows nothing of decorum.
15:31I'll remove him at once.
15:36Mr. Kane.
15:38It really is you.
15:45Look at the little crybaby all grown up.
15:48You've even learned how to put on airs.
15:52Nobody actually knows Lady Liliana?
15:58Just here for the show.
16:00Oh, there's someone you should meet.
16:02My ex-wife, Elwhan.
16:08So, it's you.
16:10I thank you for the care you showed my mentor.
16:13Liliana, listen!
16:14This is not what you think, I...
16:16Look at you.
16:17Where's that Supreme Knight pride?
16:19Cat got your tongue?
16:21Come, little Lylee.
16:22Let's talk in private.
16:24What the hell is this?
16:25How does he know Lady Liliana?
16:27I want answers, too.
16:33Master, I know her.
16:35The High Knight is a legend.
16:38So, what's your take on her?
16:40Impressive.
16:41Level 6 mage-ed, Supreme Knight.
16:44He has a bright future ahead.
16:46I meant as a woman.
16:48Is she wife material?
16:50Does she have the...
16:51She's striking, but her arrogance is...
16:54Unbearable.
16:56But I trust your judgment.
16:58Perfect.
16:59Help me win my ex-wife back.
17:04Sorry.
17:05That's her.
17:06She won.
17:14How?
17:15Why would she do this?
17:17For a mere farmer.
17:24Mentor, just tell me.
17:26What do you need me to do?
17:27Just sing my praises a little.
17:29Tell her about my good qualities.
17:30I'll take care of the rest.
17:32Eloen, darling.
17:33Little Lylee here, um...
17:35She would love to have a word with you.
17:41I'll let you two ladies chat.
17:43There are some fine wines in the foightware.
17:44I'll get some.
17:57Lord, is there something you needed?
17:59Eloen, please.
18:01It's just us here.
18:02I just wanted to say,
18:04Mr. Stone is a great deal more than what you see on the surface.
18:08My lady, he's pulled the wool over your eyes.
18:10I once held out hope for him myself, even married him.
18:13But he'd sooner tend his pigs and potato patch than use his true talent.
18:16Perhaps what he's been guarding isn't potatoes, but all of us, the entire kingdom.
18:22Entire kingdom?
18:23You cannot be serious.
18:25He's just a deadbeat.
18:26I take my eyes off him for one second.
18:28He finds a new way to embarrass me.
18:30No, Eloen, listen to me.
18:32You'll find that Mr. Stone is truly a remarkable...
18:36Caring!
18:42The inscriptions are wrong.
18:44No wonder something's felt off here.
18:52Kyan!
18:53Get back!
18:54Have you lost your mind?
18:58Elevan, put a leash on your stupid mongrel!
19:01How dare he disrespect the founding emperor's effigy!
19:04He broke the sacred inscription!
19:05It's over!
19:07The gods are going to punish us!
19:08Broke what?
19:09I just fixed it for you.
19:10Don't mention it.
19:13We're doomed.
19:15This time he's not just being stupid.
19:17He might get us all killed.
19:18Mr. Stone was right after all.
19:20This inscription array should have been repaired long ago.
19:23It was Lord Silomus who stepped just in time and kept the formation intact.
19:29Lady Liliana, you have my word.
19:31I'll take good care of Mr. Stone.
19:34Kid, I like you.
19:37Mr. Stone, if I may.
19:38Anyone who can stay on Lady Liliana's mind like that.
19:41Just who are you, really?
19:42Oh, you could say I'm her mentor.
19:44Mentor?
19:45I get now!
19:47Oh, you get it, do you?
19:48Keep it down just between us.
19:49Keep what down?
19:50Lady Liliana's an orphan.
19:52She grew up in a small village.
19:53You're the one who taught her to read and feed her, aren't you?
19:56Well, if you want to look at it that way, I suppose you're not wrong.
20:00You're nothing but a washed-up teacher who got incredibly lucky.
20:03Now get out of my sight.
20:05What a complete waste of my time.
20:09The Bumpkin!
20:11That's the one.
20:12The Bumpkin!
20:13Throw him out!
20:14Haven't you wasted enough of our food and drink?
20:16Go!
20:16Get the hell out of here!
20:17Or we'll do it for you!
20:19Going where, exactly?
20:21The Bumpkin!
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