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00:00:00You
00:00:05Everybody says things get better after graduation, but 20 years later, I'm still the punchline
00:00:17This is me
00:00:20I'm casually ruining my house where I'm not
00:00:29Mia? Is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working?
00:00:35No, I'm sorry, Jessica, but actually I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think could...
00:00:42Okay, yeah, just save it, Brainiac. You can put my name on it and cut the check.
00:00:45Now just clean us up, or I will find myself another assistant.
00:00:49C-C-C-K
00:00:53I still run the school of pockets. Stop fucking embarrassing me.
00:00:59Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement from the class of 2006's prom king and queen, Connor
00:01:07Oliver and Jessica Hart.
00:01:17You okay?
00:01:19Am I okay?
00:01:20My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince, and I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own
00:01:25name, but details.
00:01:27Yeah, details.
00:01:29Me? Yeah, I'm super good.
00:01:31You seem really amazing.
00:01:34Look who's talking.
00:01:35Well, I was surprised that you were here. You're such a big shot in the city.
00:01:41I'm actually, I came here for someone very special.
00:01:46I came back for you.
00:01:48Mia, um, can I talk to you later?
00:01:51It's been 20 years, but this is a sign to stop being a wimp and finally tell him how I
00:01:57feel.
00:01:57Absolutely.
00:01:58Heh, actually, I wanna-
00:02:00Come on, come.
00:02:01Everyone is waiting for us to start the show, so let's give them one.
00:02:20Jessica, what the hell?
00:02:22Mia!
00:02:23Come here.
00:02:24Hey, it's okay.
00:02:26You're gonna be alright.
00:02:27Just hold on.
00:02:28I wish I could go back, Connor.
00:02:30What do you mean?
00:02:30Go back where?
00:02:31Then I could tell you how much.
00:02:34How much you what?
00:02:34Hey, Mia, Mia, stay with me, okay?
00:02:37Mia, look at me.
00:02:38What did you want to tell me?
00:02:45Am I...
00:02:46Dead?
00:02:50Or did my wish come true?
00:02:52Did I really get a second chance?
00:02:57Holy bananas.
00:02:58No more front lines.
00:03:00I look 18 again.
00:03:02Which means...
00:03:04Look, the freak show lives.
00:03:06Rise and shine, Mia.
00:03:08I've got a mountain of my homework for you, too.
00:03:13Those clothes.
00:03:15Those highlights.
00:03:17A...
00:03:18Tamagotchi?
00:03:19I went back to...
00:03:212006?
00:03:26When else would it be reject calendar munch?
00:03:31Miss Thompson, may I be excused?
00:03:34I think I'm hallucinating.
00:03:36Mimi, you've gotta stop getting high before class like the other losers.
00:03:42Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser!
00:03:49Things changed.
00:03:50Everyone still sees me as a loser.
00:03:52And nobody.
00:03:53The girl who can't fight back.
00:03:55But that's the thing about second chances.
00:03:58You can always flip the script.
00:04:00High school bucket list item number one.
00:04:02Never put up with bullying again.
00:04:08Miss Thompson, Mia's trying to kill me!
00:04:12Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office!
00:04:16Why?
00:04:17For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:04:20They do this every day!
00:04:28Don't be silly.
00:04:31Jessica's the founder's daughter and a model student.
00:04:35I mean, she would never bully anyone.
00:04:38She just...
00:04:39Sit down and finish your lab before I fail you.
00:04:48Mia joined Jessica's group.
00:04:50And I expect a perfect report when I get back.
00:04:58Okay.
00:05:00So we just start by combining the aluminum with the hydrochloric acid.
00:05:08Oops!
00:05:09What can I say?
00:05:12Snitches get stitches, you little lab rat.
00:05:16What a shame what happened to your shirt.
00:05:19Let's clean you up.
00:05:20That's acidity.
00:05:21Don't!
00:05:22I know, Mia, but this is science class.
00:05:25And I want to try this experiment on you!
00:05:37Oh, these are so funny in my space.
00:05:39Mia, do you want me to tag your boobs as dirty danglers or no man's land?
00:05:52Oh, Mia, you look like you're in trouble.
00:06:02So are you gonna put her in her place or should I?
00:06:04Okay.
00:06:05High school bucket list item number two.
00:06:07Be the kind of girl who gets your crush's attention.
00:06:11Con-con, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal.
00:06:16Don't.
00:06:18Don't call me that.
00:06:19Or what?
00:06:19Little miss stutter.
00:06:22This time, no more shrinking.
00:06:25You do that again?
00:06:26I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade.
00:06:29Hmm.
00:06:29What will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:06:33I don't know what you're talking about.
00:06:36You're cheating your way into college.
00:06:37And if you keep pushing me, I'll ensure you don't get in.
00:06:41Shame what happened to your shirt.
00:06:44Imagine what I could do to your face.
00:06:50Let's see what this does to me.
00:06:59Mia, put the bottle down.
00:07:06High school bucket list item number three.
00:07:08Teach your least favorite teacher a list.
00:07:10Sorry, Miss Thompson.
00:07:12Freak science accident.
00:07:14Blame chemistry?
00:07:16God!
00:07:18Damn, Mia.
00:07:20Wasn't expecting that.
00:07:21Little fight looks good on you.
00:07:24Use your words.
00:07:25Don't get lost in that smile.
00:07:27Just say something.
00:07:28No, it's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done.
00:07:31No.
00:07:33You look good kicking ass.
00:07:35I like this new you.
00:07:36I like the new me too.
00:07:39Goodbye, shy girl.
00:07:40Hello, high school 2.0.
00:07:44You think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering.
00:07:49What's next, Mia?
00:07:50Running for prom queen.
00:07:52Stop.
00:07:53Stop.
00:07:53You know what?
00:07:54Maybe I will.
00:07:56Literally, no one knows you.
00:07:58And you want to run against me?
00:08:00Anyone can wear a crown.
00:08:03Not people like you.
00:08:06Need a reminder?
00:08:08Nikki!
00:08:09Sharpie!
00:08:10Now!
00:08:13If you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen...
00:08:15I will not make your life a living hell.
00:08:17Feel!
00:08:22Everyone, I'd like to make an announcement.
00:08:26High school bucket list item number four.
00:08:29Be brave even when it scares you.
00:08:31I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen.
00:08:37Mia Mamacita Watkins, did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:08:43Chris and Kay were my only real friends.
00:08:45We lost touch after high school.
00:08:47I am not losing them again.
00:08:49I did.
00:08:51I'm so glad you guys are here.
00:08:53I just miss you so much and I love you.
00:08:56Come here.
00:08:58It's been like 10 minutes, but we love you too.
00:09:01And since we love you, let's get you right.
00:09:09Great!
00:09:09More maggots have arrived.
00:09:11Besides them, Mia, honestly, who else is going to vote for you?
00:09:16The misfits.
00:09:18The outcasts.
00:09:19Anyone who doesn't fit into your plastic definition of prefect.
00:09:24To the queen.
00:09:25Let's annihilate this biatch.
00:09:27Shut it, wannabe Lance!
00:09:29Choke and die, slutty spears.
00:09:31Well, since we're doing this, raise your hand if you want to vote for me.
00:09:41Okay.
00:09:42And raise your hand if you want to vote for Mia.
00:09:52Connor, what the hell did you just give her?
00:09:54Was that your number?
00:09:56My vote.
00:10:00Please, may I not be hallucinating.
00:10:03Con Con.
00:10:04You already got the vote for prom king this year.
00:10:07We have to do this.
00:10:09Together.
00:10:10Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina.
00:10:13Except for me.
00:10:15I don't want to date you, Jessica.
00:10:18Everyone wants to date me.
00:10:20I'm head cheerleader.
00:10:22You're the basketball captain.
00:10:23Even our parents want us together.
00:10:25It's destiny.
00:10:27May the best girl win.
00:10:29Aw, Mr. Oliver.
00:10:32If you fail again, you won't be able to go to prom or play in the basketball finals.
00:10:36Understood?
00:10:38Got it.
00:10:42Where do you think you're going?
00:10:43We have a pop quiz on-
00:10:45Theory of relativity.
00:10:46The answers are A, C, C, B.
00:10:51I'll come back for my A later.
00:10:53You're right.
00:10:54You're not going anywhere until you take this test.
00:10:56High school bucket list item number five.
00:10:58Ditch class like a badass.
00:11:00Check it.
00:11:01If I'm wrong, I'll go straight to the principal's office.
00:11:03Yes.
00:11:05You wasted.
00:11:08Ouch.
00:11:10Told ya.
00:11:12See ya later, Misty.
00:11:19Hey, I just wanted to thank you for-
00:11:24Oh!
00:11:25Oh!
00:11:26Um.
00:11:29Hi, Nia.
00:11:32I'm sorry, I didn't mean to-
00:11:35I'll get off you now.
00:11:38Uh, you good?
00:11:39Yeah.
00:11:41Sorry, your necklace.
00:11:42Oh no, don't worry about it.
00:11:43It's been in my family for years.
00:11:45It's like indestructible.
00:11:46Oh, it's pretty cool.
00:11:47Thanks.
00:11:48My mom thinks that it has magical powers.
00:11:52She's nuts.
00:11:55You know, I want to polish it up and give it to a girl I like.
00:11:58Wow.
00:11:59Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful.
00:12:01Jess?
00:12:03Why would I give it to Jess?
00:12:05Well, because you two are a thing.
00:12:07You're like the school's, uh, Kylie and Chalamet.
00:12:10I like who?
00:12:12Uh, nothing. No.
00:12:13It's just you two were like junior prom king and queen last year, so I thought.
00:12:18She doesn't deserve to be prom queen.
00:12:20You do.
00:12:21I see her constantly bullying everybody and she gets rewarded for it.
00:12:25That's why you won my vote.
00:12:28I thought you liked her.
00:12:29Wow.
00:12:33To be honest with you, Mia.
00:12:36There's only one girl that I've ever really liked.
00:12:40And it's not Jess.
00:12:43Then who?
00:12:45Mia, the girl that I've always really liked...
00:12:51Is...
00:12:51Oh my god, Mia, are you okay?
00:12:53I'm sorry.
00:12:54Oh, fuck.
00:12:55No, yeah, I'm fine. I'm great.
00:12:56What were you saying about the who you like?
00:12:58Oh, she's out of my league.
00:13:00She...
00:13:01Oh god.
00:13:02It's okay. Yeah, I'm fine.
00:13:04Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league.
00:13:07And she's beautiful and smart.
00:13:11And she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb job like me.
00:13:15You're not dumb, Connor.
00:13:18She's the stupid one if she turns you down.
00:13:22Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so...
00:13:26Cool.
00:13:28But I'm not gonna ask her out until I get my grades up.
00:13:31High school bucket list, item number six.
00:13:34Pretend you're not heartbroken that you're crushed like someone else.
00:13:37What did you have in mind?
00:13:39Well, if you could help me ace this test, I will help you win the crown.
00:13:45Make you prom queen.
00:13:49What do you think?
00:13:58Everyone, vote me for senior prom queen.
00:14:03Keep freaks out of our last dance ever.
00:14:06Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism.
00:14:10Dr. Jessica!
00:14:14If I don't take her on now, we'll spend the next two decades paying for it.
00:14:22Oh, perfect. Just the people I wanted to see.
00:14:24You are just in time for my campaign kickoff.
00:14:28Everyone, I would like to announce the first prom election challenge.
00:14:34Come in. Here goes nothing.
00:14:38Connor will join too, since everyone already wants him to be prom king.
00:14:43What's his challenge?
00:14:44A chemistry test.
00:14:46Well, great. Chemistry is my favorite subject.
00:14:50Sexual chemistry.
00:14:52Sexual what?
00:14:54The rules are simple.
00:14:56Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor and you will vote for who brings the fire.
00:15:02You down?
00:15:06Mia, you don't have to do this if you don't want to.
00:15:16Boo! No more applause! Jess already has the clap.
00:15:19Bite me, knee pads. Your little friend lost. Connor's mine, okay?
00:15:24This is the reunion all over again.
00:15:26I'm not letting her own win this time.
00:15:28What the hell was that?
00:15:29Me winning.
00:15:31Can't wait to have you back, King.
00:15:33Concon and I are a tough act to follow, but uh, show us your best, freak.
00:15:39Are you sure you want to do this?
00:15:40It's your man, Mia!
00:15:42Shut the fuck up, Chris!
00:15:44You don't have to put on a show for them.
00:15:46Or anybody.
00:15:47You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow.
00:15:50You bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your step brother.
00:15:53Oops, was that a secret?
00:15:54I'm not doing this for them. It's for me.
00:15:57Just follow my lead.
00:15:59High school bucket list, item number set.
00:16:02Make the first move.
00:16:04No, you follow my lead.
00:16:09You follow my lead.
00:16:27So you guys, who did it better?
00:16:29Mia!
00:16:30Mia!
00:16:34Mia!
00:16:36Oh, damn.
00:16:37Mia, we definitely have to do that again.
00:16:40How dare you make out with that scum-sucking social climate science fair slut!
00:16:46I will destroy her life and I will win prom queen!
00:16:49Not if I can help it.
00:16:51The hotel wants us together!
00:16:54Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:16:56Go over!
00:17:01Mia!
00:17:02Your prince is waiting.
00:17:05Has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:17:08Stop drooling, go over there!
00:17:10Or you can use your mouth in another creative way.
00:17:12Go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:17:14Use call to the side.
00:17:15Bye, bye, bye, bye.
00:17:18Mia, we really need to talk.
00:17:21About that kiss.
00:17:25Where'd you learn how to do that?
00:17:27College.
00:17:28Science majors are slayer than you think.
00:17:30Uh, you hook up with college guys?
00:17:32No.
00:17:34But I will one day.
00:17:37My magic eight ball said so.
00:17:39So you can predict the future?
00:17:41Actually, I'm from the future.
00:17:43Right.
00:17:44It's my secret super power, so.
00:17:47Well, I hope that there's another run for us in our future.
00:17:52Somewhere where there's less interruptions.
00:17:57Connor, I don't really kiss people unless I'm dating them.
00:18:00And it's not like you want to date me, so.
00:18:02Actually, about that, yeah.
00:18:04Well, let's just focus on beating Jess, and we can talk about all the kiss stuff later.
00:18:09Yeah?
00:18:11Connor might be my forever crush, but he's also a forever playboy.
00:18:15At least, that's what the rumors say.
00:18:18Fine.
00:18:20Yeah, look.
00:18:21For your information, the next best opportunity to get votes is going to be at tomorrow's Bake Off.
00:18:27So we could team up.
00:18:32Wait.
00:18:33You really think I could beat Miss Popular?
00:18:37You can run this school if you want to team me up.
00:18:41You're royalty and you don't even know it.
00:18:43Okay.
00:18:46Out of the way! Cooking class champions coming through!
00:18:50Wait.
00:18:51You're not seriously thinking about answering.
00:18:54If you do, I will embarrass you so bad, you will wish you were dead.
00:19:01You still want to do this?
00:19:04Why not?
00:19:06Baking is just chemistry.
00:19:08Let the best bake or win.
00:19:11Ew.
00:19:12And I think we all know who's going to win.
00:19:17Girls, should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go?
00:19:23What are you talking about?
00:19:24You don't look the part yet, Nina.
00:19:26Let us help you out.
00:19:38Later, loser.
00:19:41Let me guess.
00:19:43Jess a bitch straights again.
00:19:45I hope her baked goods burn in hell.
00:19:47You want me to go curse her?
00:19:48Thanks for the thought, Kate.
00:19:50I don't want to beat her fair and square.
00:19:52Never going to have to give you an edge.
00:19:54Something that gives you hot points and baking points.
00:19:58Meet me at school bright and early tomorrow.
00:20:01Why?
00:20:01Because I'm going to turn you into a sexy, nerdy, baking queen.
00:20:09Mia, where are you?
00:20:11Where's your baking buddy, gong gong?
00:20:14Did she chicken out last week?
00:20:19All right.
00:20:21May I present to you your future girlfriend?
00:20:24I mean, this year's Bake Off HBIC, Mia Watkins.
00:20:32Yeah, you look...
00:20:33Like a fucking try-hard.
00:20:35Over-dressed much?
00:20:37Come on, girls, we have a contest to win.
00:20:39Like I was saying, you look gorgeous.
00:20:42High school bucket list, item number eight.
00:20:44Flirt like a hot girl.
00:20:46Look who's talking.
00:20:47Chef?
00:20:48Ready to win?
00:20:50Stop putting on a show!
00:20:52This event is supposed to be about me!
00:20:54Who the hell do you think you are, Mia?
00:20:56Call me queen.
00:21:01Because I'm coming for your throne.
00:21:05Boo!
00:21:12Shut up or die!
00:21:16All right.
00:21:18Contestants, we're about to begin.
00:21:19To your tables, please.
00:21:21Do you have any idea what we're doing here?
00:21:22Oh, yeah, we're just going to make liquid nitrogen ice cream
00:21:24with some molecular gastronomy toppings.
00:21:27It's really easy.
00:21:28What?
00:21:29It's science meets sweets.
00:21:31Come on.
00:21:33All right, contestants.
00:21:34The bake-off begins...
00:21:36Now!
00:21:38Okay.
00:21:39Let's put this in.
00:21:42Like this.
00:21:44Like that.
00:21:51And then...
00:21:52This.
00:21:53That's on your nose.
00:21:55No, that's too much.
00:21:56That's too much.
00:22:00That's too much.
00:22:04No more.
00:22:05No.
00:22:10Cool trick, Bill Nye the Science Nerd.
00:22:14Hope it's earthquake proof.
00:22:21Oops.
00:22:24Oops.
00:22:26Oops.
00:22:26Foot slipped.
00:22:27Sorry, not sorry.
00:22:29Oops.
00:22:30Sorry.
00:22:32My hand slipped.
00:22:33Oops.
00:22:34Oh!
00:22:36Oh, she's awful.
00:22:40If you do that again, Ms. Watkins, you will be disqualified.
00:22:43She just kicked our table.
00:22:44I did not see Jessica do anything wrong.
00:22:47Get back to work.
00:22:49It's fine. It's fine.
00:22:50So what do we do now?
00:22:52A good scientist always has a plan.
00:22:58And...
00:23:00Time.
00:23:03The winning team's votes also count toward their Prom Queens campaign.
00:23:08Jessica, you're up.
00:23:10It is a model of my mansion.
00:23:13And anyone who votes for me can come to all my parties for the rest of me.
00:23:17It's so crazy!
00:23:20This is our dessert.
00:23:22It may look simple, but it's got a little magic to it.
00:23:48And all the votes are in.
00:23:51The winner of this year's Senior Bake Off is...
00:24:02The winner of this year's Senior Bake Off is...
00:24:12Mia Watkins!
00:24:13Mia, the 2006 Golden Bake Off Trophy belongs to you and Connor.
00:24:21That's amazing.
00:24:22Woo!
00:24:24We did it!
00:24:26I can't believe it!
00:24:27Oh, that's my queen!
00:24:28That's my best friend!
00:24:30We love her!
00:24:31Best day of my life.
00:24:34I knew you could do her.
00:24:38No!
00:24:40Connor and that trophy are mine!
00:24:46Not anymore.
00:24:50I'm so gonna regret that loser!
00:24:53Sorry.
00:24:55High School Bucket List, item number nine.
00:24:58Start a riot.
00:25:00Make it epic.
00:25:02Food fight!
00:25:07Food fight!
00:25:09Food fight!
00:25:10Popular Kids versus Kids!
00:25:11Stop it!
00:25:12Stop it!
00:25:15Stop!
00:25:19Stop!
00:25:27Team Jessica, Team Mia, get over here right now!
00:25:32Principal Davis, before you say anything, Mia started it!
00:25:37Thank you for your honesty, Jessica.
00:25:41You and your friends can go.
00:25:42What?
00:25:44No, she's lying!
00:25:46I would drop that attitude, Miss Watkins.
00:25:48You know what?
00:25:49No.
00:25:51I like having an attitude.
00:25:52I lived for years without one.
00:25:55And now, it's here to stay.
00:25:58One more bad word.
00:26:00One more thing that you do wrong and you are suspended.
00:26:04Fine.
00:26:05I'll stop having an attitude when you stop letting Jessica's dad bribe you.
00:26:11Oh, sorry.
00:26:13No one knows about that yet.
00:26:15Both of you, pack your bags.
00:26:19Wait, are we suspended?
00:26:21I can't get suspended.
00:26:22My dad's going to fly back from his business trip and get me killed.
00:26:24No, no, no.
00:26:25I'm giving you a vacation day.
00:26:27You're both free to go.
00:26:29Wait, for real?
00:26:30Of course.
00:26:31You're both free to go.
00:26:32And if you ever need anything, feel free to come by my office.
00:26:35The door's always open.
00:26:36How much money did her dad give you?
00:26:40Uh, $147,347 and $36.
00:26:44You'll be quiet, you demon child.
00:26:47I'll take a thought.
00:26:48Why don't you help me clean up here?
00:26:50My star students.
00:26:54What the fuck was that?
00:26:58Whoa.
00:26:59Did you see the look on his face?
00:27:01Yeah, he was freaking out.
00:27:03How did you know all that stuff, though?
00:27:05Well, I told you I can see the future, so.
00:27:08Right.
00:27:09It's no big deal.
00:27:10Yeah.
00:27:12So tell me.
00:27:14What do you see in our future tonight?
00:27:17Well, I have to study for the science test.
00:27:19Oh, yeah.
00:27:21What's it on again?
00:27:22Uh, anatomy.
00:27:22It's the study of the...
00:27:24Human body.
00:27:26Yeah.
00:27:27Yeah.
00:27:28You want to do it at my place?
00:27:30My parents aren't home.
00:27:31Your place?
00:27:33Like a...
00:27:34Oh.
00:27:36Like us.
00:27:37Together.
00:27:38Another?
00:27:39Yeah.
00:27:40Let's go, professor.
00:27:42I promise to be a good boy.
00:27:46Okay.
00:27:48You've got to go, sis.
00:27:58You're going to be a good boy, because I can't find you in a good boy.
00:28:01You're saying you're wooing.
00:28:01It's a good boy.
00:28:04You're going for this.
00:28:04It's fucking good boy.
00:28:04You're not trying to be a good boy.
00:28:06I'm sure you're going for this.
00:28:06I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:28:07You're gonna be on the other side.
00:28:07It's a good boy.
00:28:09It's a good boy.
00:28:58Yeah, Mia, Mia, were you moaning at my questions?
00:29:03Not that dumb.
00:29:04No, no.
00:29:05I was asking about question number four, um, rectus abdominis, what is it?
00:29:12Get up.
00:29:13I'm going to show you, and then I'm going to quiz you.
00:29:18All right, please me.
00:29:19Okay.
00:29:24Can I?
00:29:25All right.
00:29:26All right.
00:29:27Okay.
00:29:33Bicep, brachii, pectalis major, rectus abdominis, gloria amen.
00:29:50Is that the name?
00:29:51The name is that long.
00:29:52No, no, no.
00:29:53Dave, you forgot about that part.
00:29:54That's not important.
00:29:57Stop manhandling him, Mia.
00:29:59He likes someone else.
00:30:01You know, I think that you're enjoying this little study session.
00:30:09But I think it would be way more informative if we were wearing a lot less clothes.
00:30:25The rules are simple.
00:30:26If you get a question wrong, you strip.
00:30:30Unless you just want to stick to the books.
00:30:32High school bucket list item number 10.
00:30:35Unleash your inner vixen.
00:30:37No?
00:30:38Are you ready to lose?
00:30:42Trapezibus, yes, where?
00:30:44Oh my.
00:30:50Um, brachialis.
00:31:01You, that's cheating.
00:31:03Don't look at that.
00:31:24You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked, but you are getting pretty
00:31:28close.
00:31:29That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:31:33I may have made up a few questions.
00:31:37Uh, to level the playing field.
00:31:40You, that...
00:31:41Bad girl.
00:31:45Violence is against the rules.
00:31:47So as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:31:58Make me.
00:32:02Careful what you wish for.
00:32:06Oh my god.
00:32:08Oh no.
00:32:10What are you doing?
00:32:12But Debbie, you're crazy.
00:32:14You know about this shirt.
00:32:19That's for cheating.
00:32:28Connor, are you in there?
00:32:30Oh shit.
00:32:31That's my dad.
00:32:32No.
00:32:32My dad's right.
00:32:32No.
00:32:33No.
00:32:34Oh my god.
00:32:36Okay.
00:32:38Yeah, just a second.
00:32:40Oh my god.
00:32:55Oh hey dad, this is Mia.
00:32:57She's my new tutor.
00:32:58Hi Mr. Oliver.
00:32:59Tutor, huh?
00:33:01Well, Miss Thompson just called, said you failed another test.
00:33:04So much for her tutoring.
00:33:06Dad, it's not like that.
00:33:08Mia is...
00:33:09Unimportant.
00:33:12Weren't you and Jessica gonna be an item?
00:33:15She's from a good family.
00:33:16At least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:33:18Dad!
00:33:19Mia's valedictorian and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:33:24Girls aside, fail again and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:33:30You're 18.
00:33:32Connor, this is embarrassing.
00:33:34Embarrassing?
00:33:35Dad, since when do you actually even...
00:33:36You know what?
00:33:37Never mind.
00:33:38Hey Mr. Oliver.
00:33:39I will help Connor pass.
00:33:42And I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:33:46Oh?
00:33:47How can you be so sure?
00:33:49Just a hunch.
00:33:50Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:33:52Connor, wait.
00:33:53Just please talk to him.
00:33:55You can fix this.
00:33:56I can't fix anything when it comes to him.
00:33:57I think it's time you leave.
00:33:59Miss valedictorian.
00:34:00I need to speak with my son.
00:34:02Alone.
00:34:05Dad, wait.
00:34:14Connor has to make up with his dad.
00:34:17Because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:34:28Conor has barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's.
00:34:32I think everything's okay.
00:34:34Today's test results were...
00:34:38Abysmal.
00:34:39But we did have two perfect scores.
00:34:43Stellar work, as always, Mia.
00:34:47And congratulations, Connor.
00:34:49Keep up the good work.
00:34:56Oh.
00:34:59You got it.
00:35:00Good job.
00:35:04Thank you, Mia.
00:35:08Seriously, thank you.
00:35:10I would have never been able to pass that test without you.
00:35:13Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:35:16Have you talked to him?
00:35:17Maybe you two could work things out.
00:35:19I know you're trying to help.
00:35:22But you don't know him like I do.
00:35:25You know?
00:35:27I can't just magically fix my own man.
00:35:29I have to try.
00:35:31Your dad's running out of time.
00:35:33That's enough dad talk.
00:35:34I have a surprise for you.
00:35:38Oh.
00:35:39Uh, wait.
00:35:40Before you guys go,
00:35:41I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place this weekend
00:35:45for Mia's prom queen campaign.
00:35:47So, come through
00:35:50and vote for Mia.
00:35:53Yeah.
00:35:54Yeah.
00:36:02Nikki, cancel your plans.
00:36:03We have a party to ruin.
00:36:07Here you go.
00:36:07We'll see you this weekend.
00:36:08Come to the party.
00:36:09Take it off.
00:36:10Yes.
00:36:11Oh, shit.
00:36:12That's my dad.
00:36:12Come on.
00:36:13Let's pass before you see me.
00:36:14Wait.
00:36:14No.
00:36:14Just show him your test.
00:36:15He'll be thrilled.
00:36:16I'll show him another time.
00:36:16Come on.
00:36:17No, no, no.
00:36:17You don't have time.
00:36:18Just trust me.
00:36:20Come on.
00:36:20Connor, talk to him.
00:36:21No, no, no, no, no.
00:36:22Mr. Oliver.
00:36:24Hey, dad.
00:36:25Hi, sir.
00:36:26What are you doing here?
00:36:29I'm going out of town on work,
00:36:32but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:36:33If it's another F. Connor, I...
00:36:37I aced it.
00:36:44Thanks to Mia.
00:36:45No.
00:36:46No, I, like, barely helped at all.
00:36:47It was all Connor.
00:36:48You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:50Pride has to be earned.
00:36:52Connor's got a long way to go.
00:36:56You see that little gremlin over there?
00:37:00I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:37:07Got it.
00:37:09What if I can't do it?
00:37:11Then do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:37:13Force her.
00:37:22Hey, just the girl I wanted to see.
00:37:25Can I borrow you real quick?
00:37:26I just had a quick chemistry question.
00:37:27Luke, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the eighth grade,
00:37:29so why are you talking to me now?
00:37:31Because you're super smart and sexy,
00:37:33and, uh, I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons.
00:37:38So can I get one or what?
00:37:39Don't fucking touch her.
00:37:40Hey, enough.
00:37:41You are on thin ice as it is.
00:37:43No fights.
00:37:44Do you hear me?
00:37:45Luke, stop.
00:37:46I'm busy.
00:37:47Yeah, please.
00:37:48Look, I know you helped Connor pass science.
00:37:50Can you help me?
00:37:52Come on.
00:37:53Just this once.
00:37:55Connor, listen.
00:37:57I know that I'm hard on you,
00:37:59but it is because I...
00:38:00Dad, I gotta go.
00:38:01I'll talk to you another time.
00:38:03Get off me.
00:38:04I know you got that party coming up.
00:38:06The invite's still open.
00:38:07I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:38:10Come on.
00:38:11Five minutes.
00:38:18Okay.
00:38:19All right, let's go.
00:38:24Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:38:32CopCon!
00:38:33What a surprise!
00:38:35I'm busy, Jessica.
00:38:36Doing what?
00:38:38Looking for Mia.
00:38:39I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:38:43Oh, you know Mia.
00:38:45She would do anything to be popular.
00:38:48But you and me, we were born to be on top.
00:38:54She's going to break your heart.
00:38:56And when she does, I'll be waiting!
00:39:01I'm sorry.
00:39:03I'm sorry.
00:39:04I'm sorry.
00:39:04I'm sorry.
00:39:06I'm sorry.
00:39:08I'm going to go find Connor.
00:39:09No, no, no, no, wait.
00:39:10You're not going anywhere
00:39:12until we talk about this party.
00:39:14We'll come
00:39:15if you get on your knees
00:39:17and beg you.
00:39:18Hey!
00:39:19Get the fuck off her!
00:39:20Oh!
00:39:21Oh!
00:39:21Oh!
00:39:23Oh!
00:39:23Oh, shit!
00:39:24Cap's here!
00:39:25Anybody else want a trip to the ER?
00:39:27Hey, mind if it brought us?
00:39:31Since you both go on to be rapey, frat boy, misogynists,
00:39:34let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:39:36Every action
00:39:39has an equal and opposite reaction.
00:39:45All right, come on, we'll go to a party to get to.
00:39:50Fine.
00:39:51I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:39:55You know, for a second there, I kind of thought that you were into Luke
00:40:02when I saw you guys walking away together.
00:40:04Rit?
00:40:07Rit?
00:40:08Ew.
00:40:09No, that walking steroid
00:40:11is not even close to my type.
00:40:14So, who is?
00:40:17You are...
00:40:22You are not gonna believe who I'm into.
00:40:30It's a baby.
00:40:32What?
00:40:33It's so funny.
00:40:34Who is it?
00:40:39Oh, my mom just got back from a fashion show in New York.
00:40:43She needs help unloading some pieces.
00:40:45You should come.
00:40:46My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:40:47No, I can't.
00:40:49I have to change for that party.
00:40:51Just borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:40:53High school bucket list item number 11.
00:40:56Finally find a dress that makes you feel pretty.
00:40:59She just designed this dress for some singer named Gaga Lady.
00:41:02You could probably borrow that.
00:41:04If you're into that.
00:41:05She more than was.
00:41:07Yeah.
00:41:08Okay.
00:41:09Or not.
00:41:09I mean...
00:41:10No, I...
00:41:10If you're into it.
00:41:12Really?
00:41:16Uh...
00:41:16Yeah.
00:41:17I mean, our proton's positive.
00:41:19Right?
00:41:19Get it?
00:41:20Get it?
00:41:21Oh, yeah.
00:41:22It's going way of the way.
00:41:23Okay.
00:41:24Yeah.
00:41:24Let's go.
00:41:26Okay.
00:41:27Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:41:31Come on.
00:41:31I need an answer.
00:41:37Should I...
00:41:50Look.
00:41:56Wow.
00:41:57Well, it's all thanks to your mom.
00:42:00You have to tell her to buy that boutique on Main Street because her designs are going to be famous.
00:42:04What?
00:42:06Are you like a psychic or something?
00:42:08No.
00:42:08I'm future girl.
00:42:10Remember?
00:42:11Right.
00:42:12Also, you've got to enjoy the early 2000s because the 2020s are freaking rough, dude.
00:42:18Well, if I die by then, just blink twice so I can skip finals.
00:42:33Okay, future girl, if you really know everything that's going to happen, who shows up first?
00:42:39I actually have no idea.
00:42:46Hey, Con Con.
00:42:48Hey, Sasquatch.
00:42:50I'm here, so your party's not the total bust.
00:42:53And I brought party favors.
00:42:57Everyone's already done.
00:42:58We'll stop you in on the way over.
00:43:25I tried to stop her, but she's like a crazier Regina George with worse highlights.
00:43:31So cute.
00:43:32Oh, on page four, there's a great Polaroid that I took of Mia Wedding herself in sixth grade.
00:43:37Yeah.
00:43:37Page four.
00:43:38She fed all my worst moments into a little pink book.
00:43:44Hey.
00:43:45Hey.
00:43:47I like your pigtails.
00:43:49And everybody had breezes, Mia.
00:43:52This shit doesn't matter.
00:43:56Actually...
00:43:58It does.
00:44:02Is this supposed to hurt me?
00:44:04Um, yeah.
00:44:06That's kind of the whole point.
00:44:07Do you really want your prom queen to be a girl who makes out with her in-seat posters?
00:44:13See page seven.
00:44:14As long as it's not you, I'm good.
00:44:17Are you blind?
00:44:18She's been fugly since birth, and now everybody knows it.
00:44:22You know, a year ago, this book would have destroyed me.
00:44:27But now I know everything in here made me who I am today.
00:44:34Okay.
00:44:35So go ahead.
00:44:36Read away.
00:44:37I have nothing to hide.
00:44:39Unlike you.
00:44:40If you keep messing with me, I'll just expose you for all the horrible things you've done.
00:44:44You have nothing on me, poser.
00:44:46What about what you did with the ninth grade basketball team on the field trip?
00:44:52What?
00:44:53I...
00:44:54Nobody knows about that.
00:44:56Just wait till Facebook.
00:44:58Facebook?
00:44:59What?
00:44:59Okay.
00:44:59English much?
00:45:00You know, this little tough girl act is cute and all.
00:45:04But the only one getting exposed today is you.
00:45:16What are you hiding back there, Mia?
00:45:18Your couch potato cookie.
00:45:20Yeah.
00:45:21Show us your stressed out baby pain.
00:45:23That is way too far, Jessica.
00:45:26My mom gave her that dress.
00:45:27And it looks tragic on her.
00:45:29Honestly, I was helping.
00:45:31Hey.
00:45:32You're beautiful, Mia.
00:45:33And you know it.
00:45:34It's okay.
00:45:35I'm not embarrassed.
00:45:41Jessica.
00:45:41There you go.
00:45:42You think being prom queen is all about looks.
00:45:45Okay?
00:45:47High school bucket list item number 12.
00:45:51Flum it while you got it.
00:46:12Holy shit, Mia.
00:46:14Woo!
00:46:15Yes!
00:46:15Yes, Mia!
00:46:16Okay, Mia!
00:46:17Doesn't suck having my 18 year old body back.
00:46:20Wow.
00:46:21Look at you pretending to be hot and popular.
00:46:25FYI, you will never be like us.
00:46:27You will never live like us.
00:46:29No, I want to live better.
00:46:32How about a game of truth or dare?
00:46:34I dare you all to strip something off.
00:46:41High school bucket list item number 13.
00:46:44Find someone who's just as crazy as you.
00:46:48Who cares if they stripped?
00:46:50Anyone can do that.
00:46:52I can do it.
00:46:52And I bet I can do it even better.
00:47:05Fine.
00:47:06I thought those mouth readers had a dumbass party.
00:47:09Bye, Jess.
00:47:15Even her alcohol tastes like trash.
00:47:25I can do it.
00:47:44My wrist.
00:47:46I think I sprained it.
00:47:48Hey, hey, hey.
00:47:50Mia.
00:47:51Hey, she's not waking up.
00:47:52She needs help.
00:47:54someone at least get me some ice now don't make me ask again bitches
00:48:01you can't quit on me right now yeah not before i not before i tell you that i
00:48:09yeah i've always mia hey hey hey me are you okay yeah yeah
00:48:19what happened jessica thought attempted murder would be a fun party game okay i was trying
00:48:25to recycle how would i know her giant head would get in the way i didn't see that coming
00:48:38okay hey party's over everyone out you heard him go get out remember vote me up vote me
00:48:45vote me up i got you come on let's go
00:48:59thank you for saving my life i'm just glad you're okay for the record
00:49:07you look like a total smoke show in that bathing suit
00:49:15what's wrong just never gets better better at what her bullying just gets worse and worse
00:49:25and somehow she still ends up with you
00:49:30i would never date jessica connor seriously stop don't make promises you can't keep
00:49:39you know the girl i actually do like she i know she's a genius you're getting your grades
00:49:47what's up for her it's really cool get some rest i'll be in the guest room
00:49:54connor can you stay with me
00:50:15you're the genius dummy i'm doing this all for you
00:50:32oh
00:50:34okay
00:50:49you have a beautiful voice you scared me god no I don't I like to sing when I'm busy or
00:51:01bored
00:51:01so it's never around anyone which is good I'm not just anyone what is all this well you know the
00:51:16tradition senior prom queen gets gifts for the graduating class you want to help me rap
00:51:24Mia this is amazing no one else would do this for their class
00:51:31never met anyone like you not yet anyway
00:51:40so hate ball girl what's future me like don't tell me I'm a dipshit
00:51:48you're not don't even look I know you're not
00:51:51you're you're actually super successful really smart kind
00:52:04you're pretty perfect
00:52:12no wonder I was in love
00:52:20hold up who did you say you're in love with
00:52:22no one I meant that I was in love with being from the future because now I know all of
00:52:35these
00:52:35awesome yeah so so who do I get married to
00:52:43Jessica Alba so you got to get over that Britney crash because things get complicated
00:52:51okay you know I can actually read the future also
00:52:55really you know what I see in our future
00:53:02will you come to my basketball finals I'd love to question are you gonna invite your dad
00:53:12I'm sure he will come to other games he's busy
00:53:18he's waiting for me to get into the NBA
00:53:20wait wait
00:53:24Connor your dad
00:53:26enough about my dad actually come on you don't want to be late
00:53:30okay
00:53:46everyone's gonna love these man this will win you crazy votes
00:53:51sure but I also just wanted to do something nice
00:53:57because in a few months we will all go our separate ways
00:54:02and who knows what'll happen then
00:54:09graduate in style besties
00:54:12oh you're too late butterface
00:54:16the class loved my gifts so much I already got all their votes
00:54:34so you're buying votes now me no I'm just giving my besties the guests they deserve
00:54:43but I'm sure they'll like your uh goodwill hand-me-downs too
00:54:51besties you don't even know their names
00:54:55of course I do
00:54:57well the hot ones the rest are freaks not people
00:55:01but hey money talks right even to losers with social rabies
00:55:08but come on now let's see what you got
00:55:19look trailer trash Barbie got you all toy cars
00:55:23you
00:55:24I got them Gucci earrings
00:55:33at least my gifts mean something
00:55:35um they mean that you're a peasant trying to take on a queen
00:55:41but you can't because you're a nobody Mia
00:55:45do you want to try saying that again
00:55:47relax Jack Bauer
00:55:49brutal honesty is an act of love
00:55:53and I love all my subjects
00:55:56even you
00:55:57look
00:56:16OMG you're twinning
00:56:18OMG you're twinning
00:56:27Marge Simpson hair pancake face kool-aid body I mean it's perfect
00:56:33oh and con con here is your gift only the best for the basketball captain
00:56:40I don't want anything from you
00:56:43not even a brand new limited edition PS2
00:56:51no matter what I do
00:56:53this always gets her way
00:56:55prom queen
00:56:56Connor
00:56:56what am I even doing here
00:57:01bribes aren't my thing
00:57:03maybe you should ask principal Davis though
00:57:05he might be down
00:57:08hey Mia wait
00:57:09hand out the gifts that you brought
00:57:12they're special
00:57:13not because they're expensive or fancy
00:57:16but because they're from you
00:57:17no
00:57:17no they're stupid
00:57:20and she she won this one
00:57:22so let's just go
00:57:23just trust me
00:57:26they're gonna love them
00:57:27hey you guys
00:57:29Nina has gifts for all of you
00:57:30and you're gonna love them
00:57:37shhh
00:57:38ee ee
00:57:38ee
00:57:42ee
00:57:45shhh
00:57:50it's yours
00:58:00so I know these aren't
00:58:01coach bags or Tiffany bracelets
00:58:04but
00:58:06I hope when you enter the real world
00:58:09you'll remember them
00:58:12Mia what did you do
00:58:17how'd you know I wanted to be an artist
00:58:22I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist
00:58:25I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist
00:58:25but you should
00:58:27you're more talented than you know
00:58:30you just need a cool artist name
00:58:32like
00:58:35Banksy
00:58:46you'll be an amazing songwriter
00:58:48just write about that breakup Taylor
00:58:55that's just a little reminder to keep following your dreams
00:59:01k
00:59:03Mia, these are incredible, but I'm kind of confused by my gift.
00:59:11Just wait a few years.
00:59:13You're going to be filthy rich.
00:59:17And you deserve it.
00:59:23Everybody shut up!
00:59:25Why the hell are they all cheering for you?
00:59:28Why don't you open your gift and find out?
00:59:31Stop. I got one for you too.
00:59:38You trash, you hives.
00:59:42Okay, all right, fine, you just keep it up!
00:59:46Please!
00:59:56This one's for you.
01:00:06Yeah, I...
01:00:11Me and my dad used to fish every weekend.
01:00:15This is the first lure you ever bought me.
01:00:18How did you find...
01:00:19Magic eight ball. You remember?
01:00:21A year from now, Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral.
01:00:25It's his favorite memory of them together.
01:00:27Do everything with your dad.
01:00:30While you can.
01:00:33You'll never get this time back.
01:00:38Yeah, thank you.
01:00:42Oh my god, I didn't get you anything.
01:00:43Hey, no!
01:00:44Just tell me what you want and I'll go get it.
01:00:46Promise me...
01:00:48That you'll invite your dad to the games.
01:00:50That's all I want.
01:01:01For you...
01:01:03I'll do it.
01:01:08Congrats.
01:01:10Looks like you went over the class.
01:01:13Now what?
01:01:16It's time we step out of the shadows.
01:01:22Hey, everyone.
01:01:24Tonight, all of us misfits are going to the finals.
01:01:29Boycotting Jessica's prom queens.
01:01:44I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:01:54I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:02:02What are you rejects doing here?
01:02:07Animals aren't allowed in the gym.
01:02:10We're taking a stand.
01:02:12We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you.
01:02:16No plastics for prom!
01:02:18No plastics for prom!
01:02:20You all worshipped me a year ago.
01:02:23Worshipped?
01:02:26They were terrified of you.
01:02:28It's just that they were too scared to speak.
01:02:31But now, we've finally found our voice, right?
01:02:36Well, since you suddenly think you're the Joan of Arc of rejects,
01:02:42let's hear your voice.
01:02:46Attention, everyone!
01:02:49America's favorite outcast, Mia Watkins,
01:02:53just volunteered to sing the national anthem
01:02:58in front of the whole school.
01:03:14Come on, Mia!
01:03:16We're all waiting!
01:03:19Hey!
01:03:21Hey!
01:03:21Hey, yes you can.
01:03:23Show them all what you can do.
01:03:26All of them.
01:03:30No, no, I can't sing in front of all those people.
01:03:33Just don't look at them.
01:03:35Look at me.
01:03:37I believe in you, Mia.
01:03:39Get your can of order, buddy.
01:03:40This is gonna be legendary.
01:03:44I believe in you.
01:03:50High school bucket list, item number 14.
01:03:54Live your Beyonce dance.
01:03:59Hi, everyone.
01:04:02Please rise.
01:04:16Oh.
01:04:18Oh.
01:04:24Just look at me.
01:04:35Oh, say can you see
01:04:40By the dawn's early light
01:04:47What so proudly we hailed
01:04:51At the twilight's last gleaming
01:04:58Whose broad stripes and bright stars
01:05:03Through the perilous fight
01:05:07O'er the ramparts we watched
01:05:12Were so gallantly streaming
01:05:17And the rocket's red glare
01:05:22The bombs bursting in air
01:05:27Gave proof through the night
01:05:31That our flag was still there
01:05:36O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
01:05:50O'er the land of the free
01:05:56And the home of the brave
01:06:01O'er the brave
01:06:12O'er the brave
01:06:13Stop! Stop!
01:06:15Give it up for Mia.
01:06:17This is going to be your new prom queen.
01:06:21See?
01:06:22Everyone loves you, Mia.
01:06:41If you want to win, you gotta give him a show, right?
01:06:43Yeah.
01:06:44Plus, I like kissing you.
01:06:46What were you saying?
01:06:48Oh, nothing that I, um, I just thought I'm really...
01:06:59Shit, that's my dad.
01:07:02What is he doing here?
01:07:03He never comes to my games.
01:07:04What if I fuck up?
01:07:05Hey, Connor, you're gonna be fine.
01:07:10This is the big game, Mia.
01:07:13This is the only game he cares about.
01:07:15Hey, look at me.
01:07:17I already know what happens.
01:07:19Remember?
01:07:21Listen, in the last moment,
01:07:23Jason, take that three-pointer.
01:07:25It'll seem impossible, but trust me.
01:07:32I trust you.
01:07:35And here we go, everyone.
01:07:37The big championship game.
01:07:38The Fairfield Lions versus the Falcons for the big one.
01:07:42Here we go, ladies and gentlemen.
01:07:43Let's begin.
01:08:11And 10 seconds left.
01:08:13The home team is down two points,
01:08:15and Connor Oliver has the ball.
01:08:22He's going to risk it all on the three-pointer.
01:08:32He's going to risk it all on the three-pointer.
01:08:34He's going to risk it all on the three-pointer,
01:08:34and there he goes.
01:08:39Yes, he scores!
01:08:41The Fairfield Lions 49-48, and they win the game!
01:08:55Let's go!
01:08:57First, an A, and now this.
01:09:02Expect me at all your college games, Con.
01:09:09I'm sorry for missing out on this.
01:09:13And on you.
01:09:18I couldn't be more proud, son.
01:09:21Looks like you got a fan who feels the same.
01:09:25Congratulations.
01:09:29Yeah, you were right about everything.
01:09:33Oh!
01:09:34Am I being pumped?
01:09:36Pimply mouth-weather isn't going to steal ConCon and my crown!
01:09:41We will take her down with the dance.
01:09:44For good!
01:09:45I won because of you.
01:09:46No, no, you won because of you.
01:09:49I just gave you a little hint.
01:09:51But I do accept payment and kisses.
01:09:57I could do a lot better than that.
01:10:09Wait, wait.
01:10:11Should we be doing this?
01:10:13I mean, what about your crush, the girl you've worked so hard for?
01:10:17It's you, Mia.
01:10:18It always has been.
01:10:24Holy circuits.
01:11:13Good morning, beautiful.
01:11:17You're staring again.
01:11:20Five more minutes.
01:11:23You're kind of distracting.
01:11:27Should we just ditch school and do this all day?
01:11:31I can't have a chem test.
01:11:33This was your chem test.
01:11:36And you passed.
01:11:38With flying colors.
01:11:39Oh.
01:11:43Okay, say we do skip class.
01:11:48Mm-hmm.
01:11:49And what about...
01:11:51Brown tonight?
01:11:53Hmm?
01:11:54Oh, you still wanted to go to...
01:11:58I figured I would just ask my crush.
01:12:01You're never going to let that go.
01:12:04Stupid.
01:12:06It's just that you're the valedictorian.
01:12:09How did you not figure out that I've liked you since ninth grade?
01:12:14Because I looked like Chewbacca back then.
01:12:17What?
01:12:18Yeah.
01:12:19I actually liked the frizzy hair.
01:12:22And those...
01:12:23Like, striped turtlenecks.
01:12:25No, you didn't.
01:12:26Yeah.
01:12:26It's so hot.
01:12:32Okay, so...
01:12:34Hurry up and ask me now.
01:12:36Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:12:37Yes, please.
01:12:38Oh, well, I gotta do it properly.
01:12:43Mia Watkins.
01:12:44Mia Watkins, will you...
01:12:53Will you officially be my prom date?
01:12:57And my girlfriend?
01:13:01Yes, I will go with you.
01:13:02And I will absolutely be your girlfriend.
01:13:11Come on.
01:13:12Let's go win that crown.
01:13:14Five more minutes, you said.
01:13:16No, no.
01:13:17Come on.
01:13:20I am going to give you...
01:13:22The perfect Princess Diaries moment.
01:13:26Jess will not be able to sabotage your knight.
01:13:29Maybe she's going to.
01:13:32I don't know.
01:13:34You want to beg at the game.
01:13:36Maybe she's given up.
01:13:40No.
01:13:43She won't.
01:13:47I know she won't because...
01:13:50I've lived it.
01:13:53I'm sorry.
01:13:54Say it again?
01:13:57Okay.
01:13:58This is going to sound insane.
01:14:00Chris, but you're my best friend.
01:14:01So I have to tell you the truth.
01:14:03I...
01:14:07I'm from the future.
01:14:17Okay.
01:14:19Yeah, the future.
01:14:20Cool.
01:14:21Are you like totally freaked out?
01:14:23Are you going to like call my parents or the cops or an exorcist?
01:14:28No, you're not...
01:14:30Mia, you're not crazy and you're not a liar.
01:14:34If you say you're from the future, I believe you.
01:14:43Okay, look.
01:14:44There'll be the future scoop.
01:14:46How's Lost Island?
01:14:47Oh, and was I right about Lance Bass?
01:14:49Okay.
01:14:50They get off the island.
01:14:52Lance does come out.
01:14:53And they're doing a bulky reboot.
01:14:56The future's violent.
01:14:58You have no idea.
01:15:00But this dance could change my life.
01:15:03Actually, so will you help me?
01:15:08Come in.
01:15:11But before we close the hell mouth, that is Jess.
01:15:16Let's go.
01:15:20Let's go.
01:15:21Oh.
01:15:43You look like a queen.
01:15:46Thanks.
01:15:48Hope they are lovely.
01:16:03Welcome, students, to this year's 2006 Senior Prom.
01:16:15You have one hour left to vote for this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.
01:16:21Yay!
01:16:24Ready to go back to being a troll.
01:16:27Ready to need therapy after I win?
01:16:30We're going down, Watkins.
01:16:33Bring it on, Jessica.
01:16:47You look so good.
01:16:49Black is definitely in your color.
01:16:51Oh, thanks.
01:16:52FYI, this is your last chance to make the right choice.
01:16:57Oh, my God.
01:16:59Give it up, Jessica.
01:17:00I don't...
01:17:01I want Mia.
01:17:03Oh, but I want you.
01:17:05We are perfect together.
01:17:07Why would you date a dishrag when you can have an icon?
01:17:11Oh, shut up and look hot.
01:17:13Concon, think about your future.
01:17:17My life is going to be amazing.
01:17:21It could be.
01:17:23If you worked on yourself and stopped screwing everyone over.
01:17:28You can be better than this, Jess.
01:17:36I know you didn't want this before, but open it.
01:17:47Jess...
01:17:49Hey, don't do what you're planning to do tonight, okay?
01:17:55It could save your future if you don't.
01:18:03I'm not planning on doing anything other than winning.
01:18:17I tried.
01:18:19Principal Davis, there are kids doing drugs in the bathroom.
01:18:23I think it's cracking.
01:18:27I don't know, but just go get them.
01:18:30Hurry, they are dying.
01:18:32I don't know.
01:18:36I don't know.
01:18:53Everyone, it is time to count the votes for this year's prom queen.
01:18:59Let's welcome our prom queen finalists to the stage.
01:19:03Neal Watkins, Jessica Hart.
01:19:08And as expected, give it up for your prom king,
01:19:13basketball all-star, Connor Oliver.
01:19:29Connor?
01:19:34While I finish counting the votes,
01:19:37let's hear it from our prom queen finalists.
01:19:41Let's start with Jessica Hart.
01:19:45I would like to thank all of my diehard fans
01:19:49who voted for me the last four years.
01:19:52I'm so excited to leave high school
01:19:55and represent hot, popular, rich people everywhere.
01:20:04Hi.
01:20:06I shouldn't be here.
01:20:10That's what I told myself the past four years.
01:20:14I wasn't good enough.
01:20:17I wasn't pretty enough.
01:20:19I wasn't strong enough.
01:20:22But I'm here now.
01:20:26And I'm here to represent all of you.
01:20:29The misfits, the outcasts,
01:20:32anyone who's ever felt alone.
01:20:37You're not.
01:20:50All right, ladies and gentlemen,
01:20:52the votes are in.
01:20:53Looks like we have a winner.
01:21:02And your 2006 prom queen winner is...
01:21:11Jessica Hart!
01:21:18I'm so sorry.
01:21:19Hey, it's okay.
01:21:21This is your moment.
01:21:22You earned it.
01:21:28I knew you guys wouldn't let me
01:21:29hear the dumpster fire steal my crown.
01:21:35Smile, King.
01:21:36It's for the yearbook.
01:21:41You were right.
01:21:43You saw it all.
01:21:47And you believe to me.
01:21:52Out of the way, freak.
01:21:53This is for royalty only.
01:21:56Oh, shut it, 902-1-ho.
01:21:59Mia has something to say.
01:22:01I warned you.
01:22:06Mia?
01:22:12Mia?
01:22:13Mia?
01:22:14Mia Watkins?
01:22:14They're all for Mia,
01:22:15and I saw Jessica throw them out.
01:22:18What?
01:22:19No.
01:22:20These are fake.
01:22:22Principal Davis,
01:22:23this is a setup.
01:22:25Mia.
01:22:26Is this true?
01:22:27No.
01:22:28No.
01:22:29Actually,
01:22:30Jessica lied,
01:22:32bribed,
01:22:33and cheated her way to the crown.
01:22:34Okay?
01:22:35Mia?
01:22:37Mia?
01:22:37Mia?
01:22:38Mia actually cares about this class.
01:22:39It's no wonder that she won.
01:22:41Fairly.
01:22:43But don't take it from me.
01:22:45Let's see.
01:22:46Show of hands.
01:22:47Who voted for Mia?
01:22:53Mia!
01:22:54Mia!
01:22:55Mia!
01:22:56Mia!
01:22:57Mia!
01:22:58Mia!
01:22:59They actually voted for me.
01:23:01I never doubted them.
01:23:04Or you.
01:23:12High school bucket list,
01:23:14item number 15.
01:23:16Embrace your inner crown.
01:23:19The crown is mine!
01:23:21I'm the popular one!
01:23:23I'm hot,
01:23:24and I'm skinny,
01:23:25and I'm a fucking cheerleader!
01:23:27What more do you people want?
01:23:28I'm skinny!
01:23:32Ah!
01:23:47Jessica,
01:23:48first you cheated,
01:23:49now you could have killed someone?
01:23:50This is grounds for expulsion.
01:23:53Security!
01:23:54No!
01:23:55No,
01:23:55it was Mia!
01:23:56She,
01:23:57she knows things.
01:23:58She's like a,
01:23:59a psychic or a witch or something,
01:24:01I swear!
01:24:02Bye-bye,
01:24:03bimbo.
01:24:04Ah!
01:24:04No!
01:24:07Ah!
01:24:09Ah!
01:24:10Ah!
01:24:14She's so nasty.
01:24:17That's nothing Mia talking about.
01:24:19You'll get it in a few years.
01:24:19No!
01:24:20No!
01:24:20This isn't right!
01:24:22You're cheating!
01:24:23You suck!
01:24:25You're cheating!
01:24:28Curse on you,
01:24:29queen bitch!
01:24:32Here.
01:24:34Take this.
01:24:36No,
01:24:37I can't take that.
01:24:38Yes.
01:24:39I want you to.
01:24:41Kalee,
01:24:42no matter when
01:24:43or where you are,
01:24:45you can find me.
01:24:47You time-traveling nerd.
01:24:50Right here.
01:25:03All right.
01:25:05I'm here.
01:25:06Okay.
01:25:07I-I'm here.
01:25:10You okay?
01:25:11I'm here.
01:25:12You okay?
01:25:12Yeah.
01:25:13I don't know.
01:25:14I don't know.
01:25:14But I don't know.
01:25:17I just don't know.
01:25:21you tripped and fell you all right
01:25:31where's jessica jessica jessica hart
01:25:38i don't know she's probably in prison by now remember she got arrested at prom
01:25:43i haven't seen her since 2006
01:25:50everything that happened senior year came too
01:25:56but that's all in the past i want to focus on the future
01:26:02you know watkins since the first time i met you in freshman year
01:26:07i loved you you were the cutest glasses wearing
01:26:14nerd i ever met
01:26:19and from our wild study sessions to winning prom king and queen senior year
01:26:27to taking on the whole world
01:26:29i i couldn't ask for a better nerd
01:26:33to be my partner
01:26:38give me a watkins
01:26:42will you marry me
01:26:44hurry up and say yes i have to get back home to lance
01:26:49yes
01:26:50of course
01:26:56i can't believe this is happening
01:26:59you're a time traveler ria
01:27:01you didn't see this coming
01:27:05us getting engaged no
01:27:08not in a million years
01:27:10but hey i guess
01:27:13some things you never see coming
01:27:17i always knew
01:27:31and no one
01:27:33makes me feel like you do
01:27:37when no one
01:27:38sets my body on fire
01:27:42no one
01:27:44gives me shivers like you
01:27:47oh no one does it better
01:27:52and no one do
01:27:54and no one does it better
01:27:56you
01:27:56you
01:27:56you
01:27:56i
01:27:56i
01:27:58i
01:27:58You
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