00:00I want a divorce. We don't have no kids, so this should be easy, okay?
00:04You can keep the house because your parents gave us a down payment, and I don't want to hear their
00:08motherfucking mouths, okay?
00:09I'm not paying any alimony. You got a good job at the motherfucking bank.
00:13I got a lawyer. Look over the papers already. Get somebody to get down there and look at his giant
00:16damn papers, Ava.
00:18What the fuck y'all looking at?
00:20You're wrong. Look at me. I'm telling you, you're wrong.
00:22Nigga, you're judging me.
00:24Okay, so where do I sign?
00:26Oh, you don't see me sitting here?
00:27Well, usually when a lady walks into a room, you stand to greet her like these gentlemen did.
00:31They must have been raised well, so you clearly don't respect me.
00:34So I am just giving you what you've been giving me.
00:37Oh, you playing big girl now, huh? That's what we doing now, okay?
00:41Okay, you're the lawyer, right? Where do I sign?
00:44Do you have a lawyer?
00:45No, but I've read it and I understand it, so where do I sign?
00:48I would recommend you have counsel here before signing.
00:51Okay, well, before all these witnesses, I am saying that I don't need counsel.
00:54I've read it and I am ready to sign and get this over with, so I'll ask you again.
00:58Where do I sign?
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