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How I Became His Virgin Muse
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00:00:04Like that.
00:00:08Um, you should probably get started.
00:00:11I probably should.
00:00:12Yeah.
00:00:13I'm gonna, I'm gonna wait outside.
00:00:15Be my guest.
00:00:16Okay.
00:00:17Bye.
00:00:22Door blocked.
00:00:25Your overall health looks fine, but your AMH levels are low.
00:00:28Meaning your ovarian reserves are below average for your age.
00:00:33Um, will that make it hard to get pregnant?
00:00:38Not always.
00:00:39But if you want children, I would recommend you start trying soon.
00:00:43Soon?
00:00:44How soon?
00:00:46Ideally within three months.
00:00:50Oh my god.
00:00:54Sweetheart, don't cry.
00:00:57Having you was the best thing I ever did.
00:01:01Well.
00:01:02I just hope you'll have children of your own one day.
00:01:06After I'm gone.
00:01:08Yeah.
00:01:10I promise.
00:01:13I love you so much.
00:01:15I love you, sweetie.
00:01:16I have always wanted kids.
00:01:20Maybe it's time.
00:01:42I'm so sorry.
00:01:43I'm so sorry.
00:01:43I was, I think that's fine.
00:01:47Hey, I'm so sorry.
00:01:54Didn't see that coming.
00:01:57Handsome guy.
00:01:58Unexpected kiss.
00:02:02Oh.
00:02:04Oh.
00:02:05Are you okay?
00:02:08Okay.
00:02:16Well, well.
00:02:17If it isn't my perfect innocent ex, what's the occasion?
00:02:22Are you pregnant too?
00:02:25I'm not as efficient as you, Ryder.
00:02:27We broke up, what, three months ago?
00:02:30And Candy is six months along.
00:02:32Impressive timeline.
00:02:33Oh, please.
00:02:35You couldn't keep a man, let alone raise a kid.
00:02:39Or are you here to raid the sperm bank and DIY a family?
00:02:46Get that back.
00:02:48Yes.
00:02:50If you're not married by 30, even the trust and the company go to your brother.
00:02:54It's final.
00:02:55Look, mom.
00:02:56Seriously, I...
00:03:02Low AMH, diminished ovarian reserve, recommended to start trying within three months.
00:03:08Oh, poor her.
00:03:09Poor thing.
00:03:10Wow.
00:03:11Looks like the golden goose is running out of eggs, huh?
00:03:14This is truly a plot twist.
00:03:26I'm really worried about you, Claire.
00:03:28I mean, a girl with your history?
00:03:30Do you think you're going to be able to snag a sperm donor before your eggs are all dried up?
00:03:34You're basically a clearance rack.
00:03:36Expired, free, and still no takers.
00:03:40No taker.
00:03:42You can rest assured.
00:03:44I already have a boyfriend.
00:03:46Wait.
00:03:46Yeah.
00:03:48MIT, 6'2, IQ off the charts, trust fund air, practically built for greatness.
00:03:55Way better than loser rider.
00:03:59Boyfriend.
00:04:00Ugh.
00:04:01Ew.
00:04:02Sure, Claire.
00:04:03Let me guess.
00:04:04He lives in the Canadian wilderness?
00:04:06Or some bullshit like that?
00:04:09And the best thing of all?
00:04:11He has the one thing you can't buy.
00:04:14Oh.
00:04:15Kindness.
00:04:17Funny.
00:04:18You're funny.
00:04:19How about we make a bet?
00:04:20If you're not pregnant within, say, three months, you have to admit the truth.
00:04:26You are just a dried up old woman.
00:04:28You have to admit it.
00:04:30Out loud.
00:04:31And to the public.
00:04:32Like, oh baby, you're bad.
00:04:35No violin for you.
00:04:37Oh.
00:04:38And if I win, you stray through the office naked.
00:04:42Screaming that you are nothing but a little slimy suck-up bitch boy.
00:04:49Deal.
00:04:50Game on, Miss Nobody Wants You.
00:04:53Nobody Wants You.
00:04:55Nobody Wants You.
00:04:56Oh my god.
00:04:58What the fuck did I just do?
00:05:01Even the sperm banks are booked six months out.
00:05:04And I only have three.
00:05:06Where the hell am I going to find the perfect gene donor boyfriend?
00:05:10Oh god, someone help me.
00:05:12Now that's interesting.
00:05:16You know, I think I could help with that.
00:05:28Ethan Reed, MIT, PhD, IQ 200, that's my medical report.
00:05:33No genetic disorders, clean family history.
00:05:36I take every bucks on your donor wish list.
00:05:41Okay.
00:05:43What's the catch?
00:05:45You marry me, contractually, three months,
00:05:47just long enough to shut my family up and lock in my inheritance.
00:05:51And in return, you get my sperm.
00:05:55And we get you pregnant just in time to win your little bet.
00:05:58That's really all you want?
00:05:59A paper marriage?
00:06:02Look, Claire.
00:06:04I'm not looking for love.
00:06:05I'm looking for efficiency.
00:06:10Honestly, this might be the fastest route to motherhood.
00:06:16All right?
00:06:17Deal.
00:06:26Boss.
00:06:29Prenuptial agreement.
00:06:35Thanks.
00:06:38Okay.
00:06:39Three rounds of artificial insemination.
00:06:41Temporary cohabitation to keep up party appearances.
00:06:45Contract terminates after three months.
00:06:49I'd like to add one more turn.
00:06:51Oh?
00:06:52Financial independence.
00:06:54I don't want anyone thinking I'm some gold digger.
00:06:58Fair enough.
00:06:59If that's what you want, I'm in.
00:07:02Great.
00:07:03Great.
00:07:08Lovely.
00:07:09Excuse me, Mr. Reed.
00:07:11Oh.
00:07:12Are you ready to head into the collection room for your specimen?
00:07:17Sure.
00:07:19Good luck.
00:07:25Mrs. Reed.
00:07:27Would you like to go in with him?
00:07:28Show him a little support?
00:07:30Oh, no.
00:07:31I'm actually...
00:07:32Oh.
00:07:32No, no.
00:07:33Excuse me.
00:07:34I...
00:07:34Oh.
00:07:35Oh, no.
00:07:37Excuse me.
00:07:38I...
00:07:43Uh...
00:07:43Hey.
00:07:45Need any, uh...
00:07:47Help with that?
00:07:50Oh.
00:07:51And, um...
00:07:52How, pray tell, do you plan on helping me?
00:07:56No, I...
00:07:57Mrs. Reed.
00:08:10No, I did not mean that I was gonna...
00:08:15Oh, my God.
00:08:16Shut up, shut up, shut up.
00:08:18Please, how do I turn this off?
00:08:19Um...
00:08:20Claire?
00:08:21Shut up.
00:08:21Shut up.
00:08:22How do I make this stop?
00:08:24This is so crazy.
00:08:26Um...
00:08:32Like that.
00:08:36Um, you should probably get started.
00:08:40I probably should.
00:08:41Yeah.
00:08:41I'm gonna...
00:08:42I'm gonna wait outside.
00:08:43Be my guest.
00:08:44Okay.
00:08:45Bye.
00:08:51Adorable.
00:09:01Enjoying yourself, doctor?
00:09:03Thank you, Mr. Reed.
00:09:04Of course.
00:09:05We'll begin shortly.
00:09:06You can wait outside.
00:09:07Okay.
00:09:09If you need anything, just...
00:09:11yell for me.
00:09:18Yeah.
00:09:23Boss, you married someone out of the blue.
00:09:25Feels a little impulsive.
00:09:27Even for you.
00:09:28No.
00:09:29It's not impulsive.
00:09:31Actually, she's...
00:09:33I don't know.
00:09:34She's interesting.
00:09:38Anyways, what'd you find?
00:09:40Mrs. Reed has been working as a designer at Nova.
00:09:43Her ex cheated on her with his boss, Candy Ashford.
00:09:48Miss Ashford's been making her life hell ever since.
00:09:52Just last week, she killed Mrs. Reed's proposal.
00:09:55Said it wasn't feminine enough.
00:09:58Bye, Nova.
00:10:00Make Claire the new design director.
00:10:03Wait, seriously?
00:10:04Yeah.
00:10:05Look, our marriage may have a deadline.
00:10:09But she's still my wife.
00:10:11Anyone mistreating my wife is mistreating me.
00:10:14I'm just dead, sir.
00:10:16Now, go get the car ready.
00:10:17We have to go meet Mom.
00:10:19Copy.
00:10:27Hello?
00:10:28Mr. Reed, the procedure went smoothly.
00:10:30We'll know in four weeks if it was successful.
00:10:33Oh, wonderful.
00:10:39Thank you so much, Mr. Reed.
00:10:42I might actually get to be a mom now.
00:10:45Of course.
00:10:47But, um...
00:10:49You know, we are married now.
00:10:51You are my wife.
00:10:53Call me Ethan.
00:10:55Fake wife.
00:10:58Remember?
00:11:00Right.
00:11:03So, Ethan, you've done your part.
00:11:06When do I get to do mine?
00:11:08Right now.
00:11:10We're about to go meet my mother.
00:11:13Okay.
00:11:18Mother.
00:11:19This is my wife, Claire.
00:11:23Claire, my mother.
00:11:24Nora.
00:11:26Nora, it's so lovely to meet you.
00:11:28Hi.
00:11:29Hi.
00:11:35Oh, sweetie.
00:11:37I've been looking forward to this for so long.
00:11:40And you rascal.
00:11:41So this is why you keep dodging all my matchmaking attempts.
00:11:46Uh, yeah.
00:11:48I'll explain that eventually.
00:11:50Of course.
00:11:52Wouldn't want everyone your wedding night.
00:11:55Come, Byron.
00:11:56They have a mission.
00:11:57Making me a grandchild.
00:12:01Don't have too much fun.
00:12:03No.
00:12:04Okay.
00:12:10It's my mother.
00:12:12Yeah.
00:12:16Uh, sorry for driving here without having a chance to pack.
00:12:28This should do for now, right?
00:12:31Thanks.
00:12:32Of course.
00:12:35I'll go and make something to eat.
00:12:39Make yourself at home.
00:12:47Oh, my God.
00:12:49Even his cologne is perfect.
00:12:51I mean, my knees are actually weak.
00:12:54Too bad it's just temporary.
00:12:56Three months and that is it.
00:12:58God.
00:12:59Get a grip.
00:13:00What am I doing?
00:13:02Uh, what are you making?
00:13:04What are you making?
00:13:18I'm making somethings.
00:13:22True.
00:13:26Oh, my God.
00:13:29I just got promoted.
00:13:31Design director, I start tomorrow.
00:13:32Oh, my God.
00:13:33Oh, God.
00:13:36Oh, shit.
00:13:36I am so sorry.
00:13:37I did not do that.
00:13:38No, no, no.
00:13:38It's fine.
00:13:39No, really.
00:13:40It's...
00:13:42Oh, Claire.
00:13:43Yeah?
00:13:45Claire, be careful, please.
00:13:46No, it's fine.
00:13:47There's just a huge thing that I'm trying to do.
00:13:48No, Claire, you don't under...
00:13:49Oh, uh...
00:13:51Oh!
00:13:52Oh!
00:13:52Oh!
00:13:58Careful.
00:13:59Claire, you are playing with fire, Mrs. Reed.
00:14:05Holy shit.
00:14:07Yep.
00:14:07Definitely hard.
00:14:09And definitely huge.
00:14:12Foochies, I'm...
00:14:13No, it's fine.
00:14:15Really.
00:14:20Okay.
00:14:22That body should come with a warning label.
00:14:28Ugh.
00:14:50You made this mess.
00:14:52You clean it up.
00:14:55Uh...
00:14:55Where are you going?
00:14:57Oh, I'm just...
00:14:58I'm just gonna go take a cold shower.
00:15:00You know, put out the...
00:15:03The hair you started.
00:15:12If I'm the new design director...
00:15:15Candy, better start packing up her desk.
00:15:24I can't wait.
00:15:26I can't wait.
00:15:27What's going on here?
00:15:29Waiting for the new CEO, obviously.
00:15:32Nova got bowed out yesterday.
00:15:34Where is his rich, young, and single...
00:15:37I call dips.
00:15:39Oh, Claire.
00:15:40Don't forget your perfect gene baby bat with Ryder.
00:15:44Maybe.
00:15:45You could try your luck with the new CEO.
00:15:47Lots of old money there.
00:15:49With a face like that?
00:15:51Land the CEO?
00:15:52Please.
00:15:53What are you gonna do?
00:15:54Sneak into his bed and turkey base yourself?
00:15:59I don't need to trap anyone, Ryder.
00:16:01Unlike you, I offer value all on my own.
00:16:05Oh, please.
00:16:06You have been so heartbroken,
00:16:08you can't even manage a rebound.
00:16:10What, are you expecting immaculate conception?
00:16:14I don't need divine conception.
00:16:16And for all you know, I'm already pregnant.
00:16:19Please.
00:16:20Keep going.
00:16:21I have it.
00:16:33Welcome to Nova, Mr. Reed.
00:16:38Your overall health looks fine,
00:16:40but your AMH levels are low,
00:16:42meaning your ovarian reserves
00:16:44are below average for your age.
00:16:47Um,
00:16:49will that make it hard to get pregnant?
00:16:51Not always,
00:16:52but if you want children,
00:16:54I would recommend you start trying soon.
00:16:57Soon?
00:16:58How soon?
00:17:00Ideally, within three months.
00:17:04Oh my God.
00:17:07Sweetheart.
00:17:08Wait.
00:17:08Don't cry.
00:17:11Having you was the best thing I ever did.
00:17:14Well.
00:17:16I just hope
00:17:17you'll have children of your own one day.
00:17:20After I'm gone.
00:17:22Yeah.
00:17:23I promise.
00:17:26I love you so much.
00:17:28I love you, sweetie.
00:17:31I have always wanted kids.
00:17:34Maybe it's time.
00:17:55I'm so sorry.
00:17:56I'm so sorry.
00:17:57I was,
00:17:58I think,
00:17:59I think that's fine.
00:18:01Hey,
00:18:01I'm sorry.
00:18:08Didn't see that coming.
00:18:10Handsome guy.
00:18:12Unexpected kiss.
00:18:16Oh.
00:18:17Oh.
00:18:18Are you okay?
00:18:22Okay.
00:18:29Well, well.
00:18:31If it isn't my perfect innocent ex,
00:18:33what's the occasion?
00:18:35Are you pregnant, too?
00:18:38I'm not as efficient as you, Ryder.
00:18:41We broke up, what,
00:18:42three months ago?
00:18:43And Candy is six months along.
00:18:46Impressive timeline.
00:18:47Oh, please!
00:18:49You couldn't keep a man,
00:18:50let alone raise a kid?
00:18:52Or,
00:18:53are you here to raid the sperm bank
00:18:55and DIY a family?
00:19:00Get that back!
00:19:01I'm gonna...
00:19:01Yes?
00:19:03If you're not married by 30,
00:19:05then the trust and the company
00:19:06will go to your brother.
00:19:07It's final.
00:19:08Look, Mom,
00:19:09seriously, I...
00:19:15Low AMH,
00:19:16diminished ovarian reserve,
00:19:18recommended to start trying
00:19:19within three months.
00:19:21Oh, for her.
00:19:23Poor thing.
00:19:23Wow.
00:19:24Looks like the golden goose
00:19:26is running out of eggs.
00:19:27Fuck!
00:19:28This is truly
00:19:29a plot twist.
00:19:40I'm really worried about you, Claire.
00:19:41I mean, a girl with your...
00:19:43history?
00:19:44Do you think you're gonna be able
00:19:45to snag a sperm donor
00:19:46before your eggs are all dried up?
00:19:47You're basically a clearance rack.
00:19:50Expired,
00:19:50free,
00:19:51and still no takers.
00:19:53No takers.
00:19:55You can rest assured,
00:19:57I already have a boyfriend.
00:19:59Wait.
00:20:00Yeah.
00:20:02MIT,
00:20:036'2,
00:20:04IQ off the charts,
00:20:05trust fund heir,
00:20:06practically built for greatness.
00:20:09Way better
00:20:09than loser rider.
00:20:12Boyfriend?
00:20:14Ugh.
00:20:15Ew.
00:20:15Sure, Claire.
00:20:17Let me guess,
00:20:18he lives in the Canadian wilderness
00:20:20or some bullshit like that.
00:20:23And the best thing of all,
00:20:25he has the one thing
00:20:26you can't buy.
00:20:27Oh.
00:20:28Kindness.
00:20:31Funny.
00:20:32You're funny.
00:20:33How about we make a bet?
00:20:34If you're not pregnant
00:20:35within, say,
00:20:37three months,
00:20:37you have to admit the truth.
00:20:39You are just a dried up
00:20:41old woman.
00:20:42You have to admit it
00:20:43out loud
00:20:44and to the public.
00:20:46Oh, baby,
00:20:47you're bad.
00:20:48A little violin for you.
00:20:51Aww.
00:20:52And if I win,
00:20:54you straight through
00:20:54the office naked,
00:20:56screaming that you are
00:20:57nothing but a little
00:20:58slimy suck-up bitch boy.
00:21:03Deal.
00:21:04Game on,
00:21:05Miss Nobody Wants You.
00:21:07Nobody wants you.
00:21:10Oh, my God.
00:21:12What the fuck did I just do?
00:21:15Even the sperm banks
00:21:16are booked six months out
00:21:17and I only have three.
00:21:20Where the hell
00:21:20am I going to find
00:21:21the perfect gene donor boyfriend?
00:21:23Oh, God,
00:21:24someone help me.
00:21:25Now,
00:21:26that's interesting.
00:21:30You know,
00:21:32I think I could help
00:21:33with that.
00:21:41Ethan Reed,
00:21:43MIT, PhD,
00:21:44IQ 200.
00:21:45That's my medical report.
00:21:47No genetic disorders,
00:21:48clean family history.
00:21:49I take every bucks
00:21:51on your donor wish list.
00:21:55Okay.
00:21:56What's the catch?
00:21:58You marry me,
00:22:00contractually,
00:22:01three months,
00:22:01just long enough
00:22:02to shut my family up
00:22:03and lock in my inheritance.
00:22:05And in return,
00:22:06you get my sperm.
00:22:08And we get you pregnant
00:22:09just in time
00:22:10to win your little bet.
00:22:11That's really all you want?
00:22:13A paper marriage?
00:22:15Look, Claire,
00:22:17I'm not looking for love.
00:22:19I'm looking for efficiency.
00:22:23Honestly,
00:22:24this might be
00:22:26the fastest route
00:22:27to motherhood.
00:22:29All right.
00:22:31Deal.
00:22:40Boss.
00:22:43Prenuptial agreement.
00:22:49Thanks.
00:22:51Okay.
00:22:53Three rounds
00:22:54of artificial insemination.
00:22:55Temporary cohabitation
00:22:57to keep up party appearances.
00:22:59Contract terminates
00:23:00after three months.
00:23:03I'd like to add
00:23:04one more turn.
00:23:05Oh.
00:23:06Financial independence.
00:23:07I don't want anyone
00:23:08thinking I'm some gold digger.
00:23:12Fair enough.
00:23:12If that's what you want,
00:23:14I'm in.
00:23:15Great.
00:23:17Great.
00:23:22Lovely.
00:23:23Excuse me,
00:23:24Mr. Reed.
00:23:25Are you ready
00:23:26to head into
00:23:26the collection room
00:23:27for your specimen?
00:23:30Sure.
00:23:33Good luck.
00:23:39Mrs. Reed,
00:23:40would you like
00:23:41to go in with him?
00:23:42Show him a little
00:23:43support?
00:23:44Oh, no.
00:23:45I'm actually...
00:23:45Oh, no, no.
00:23:46Excuse me.
00:23:47I...
00:23:48Oh!
00:23:49Oh, no.
00:23:50Excuse me.
00:23:51I...
00:23:57Hey.
00:23:59Need any...
00:24:01help
00:24:02with that?
00:24:03Oh.
00:24:05And, um,
00:24:06how, pray tell,
00:24:07do you plan on
00:24:08helping me?
00:24:09No, um...
00:24:10Mrs. Reed.
00:24:17Um...
00:24:23I did not mean
00:24:25that I was gonna...
00:24:28Oh, my God.
00:24:30Shut up, shut up, shut up.
00:24:31Please,
00:24:32how do I turn this off?
00:24:33Um...
00:24:33Claire?
00:24:34Shut up.
00:24:35How do I make this stop?
00:24:37Claire?
00:24:37This is so crazy.
00:24:40Um...
00:24:46Like that.
00:24:50Um, you should probably
00:24:51get started.
00:24:53I probably should.
00:24:54Yeah.
00:24:55I'm gonna...
00:24:56I'm gonna wait outside.
00:24:57Be my guest.
00:24:58Okay.
00:24:59Bye.
00:25:04Adorable.
00:25:14Enjoying yourself?
00:25:16Doctor.
00:25:17Thank you, Mr. Reed.
00:25:18Of course.
00:25:18We'll begin shortly.
00:25:19You can wait outside.
00:25:21Okay.
00:25:22If you need anything,
00:25:24just...
00:25:24yell for me.
00:25:31Yeah.
00:25:35Boss,
00:25:37you married someone out of the blue.
00:25:39Feels a little impulsive.
00:25:41Even for you.
00:25:42No.
00:25:43It's not impulsive.
00:25:44Actually, she's...
00:25:46I don't know.
00:25:47She's interesting.
00:25:52Anyways, what'd you find?
00:25:54Mrs. Reed has been working as a designer at Nova.
00:25:57Her ex cheated on her
00:25:59with his boss, Candy Ashford.
00:26:02Miss Ashford's been making her life hell ever since.
00:26:05Just last week,
00:26:06she killed Mrs. Reed's proposal.
00:26:09Said it wasn't feminine enough.
00:26:12Bye, Nova.
00:26:14Make Claire the new design director.
00:26:17Wait, seriously?
00:26:18Yeah.
00:26:19Look,
00:26:20our marriage may have
00:26:21a deadline,
00:26:23but she's still my wife.
00:26:25Anyone mistreating my wife
00:26:26is mistreating me.
00:26:28I'm just dead, sir.
00:26:30Now,
00:26:30go get the car ready.
00:26:31We have to go meet Mom.
00:26:33Copy.
00:26:41Hello?
00:26:42Mr. Reed,
00:26:43the procedure went smoothly.
00:26:44We'll know in four weeks
00:26:45if it was successful.
00:26:46Oh, wonderful.
00:26:54Thank you so much, Mr. Reed.
00:26:56I might actually
00:26:57get to be a mom now.
00:26:59Of course.
00:27:01But, um,
00:27:03you know,
00:27:03we are married now.
00:27:05And you are my wife.
00:27:07Call me Ethan.
00:27:09Fake wife.
00:27:12Remember?
00:27:14Right.
00:27:16So,
00:27:17Ethan,
00:27:18you've done your part.
00:27:20When do I get to do mine?
00:27:22Right now.
00:27:23We're about to go
00:27:24meet my mother.
00:27:26Okay.
00:27:31Mother,
00:27:33this is
00:27:34my wife,
00:27:36Claire.
00:27:36Claire,
00:27:37my mother.
00:27:38Nora.
00:27:39Nora,
00:27:40it's so lovely to meet you.
00:27:42Hi.
00:27:49Oh,
00:27:50sweetie.
00:27:51I've been looking forward
00:27:52to this for so long.
00:27:54And you rascal.
00:27:55So this is why
00:27:56you keep dodging
00:27:57all my matchmaking attempts.
00:28:00Uh,
00:28:01yeah,
00:28:01I'll explain that
00:28:02eventually.
00:28:04Of course.
00:28:05Wouldn't want everyone
00:28:06your wedding night.
00:28:08Come,
00:28:09Byron.
00:28:10They have a mission.
00:28:11Making me a
00:28:12grandchild.
00:28:14Don't have
00:28:15too much fun.
00:28:17No.
00:28:18Okay.
00:28:23It's my mother.
00:28:25Yeah.
00:28:31Sorry for
00:28:32driving here
00:28:32without having
00:28:33a chance to pack.
00:28:37Okay.
00:28:42This should do for now,
00:28:42right?
00:28:44Thanks.
00:28:45Of course.
00:28:49I'll
00:28:49go and
00:28:50make something to eat.
00:28:53Make yourself at home.
00:29:01Oh my god.
00:29:02Even his
00:29:03cologne
00:29:03is perfect.
00:29:05I mean,
00:29:05my knees
00:29:05are actually
00:29:06weak.
00:29:07Too bad
00:29:08it's just temporary.
00:29:10Three months
00:29:10and that is it.
00:29:11God,
00:29:12get a grip.
00:29:13What am I doing?
00:29:16Uh,
00:29:17what are you making?
00:29:19Okay.
00:29:25I'm
00:29:26lying in your
00:29:27arms.
00:29:28I see everything
00:29:30that we could
00:29:31think.
00:29:32I'm
00:29:33making
00:29:35somethings.
00:29:36Choo!
00:29:41Oh my god.
00:29:43I just got promoted.
00:29:44Design director,
00:29:45I start tomorrow.
00:29:46Oh my god.
00:29:47Oh my god.
00:29:49Oh shit.
00:29:50I am so sorry.
00:29:51I did not do that.
00:29:52No, no, no.
00:29:52It's fine.
00:29:53No, really.
00:29:53It's...
00:29:56Oh, Claire.
00:29:57Yeah?
00:29:59Claire, be careful,
00:30:00please.
00:30:00No, it's fine.
00:30:00There's just a huge thing
00:30:01that I'm trying to get out.
00:30:02No, Claire, you don't under...
00:30:03Oh, uh...
00:30:05Oh!
00:30:05Oh!
00:30:06Oh!
00:30:12Careful, Claire.
00:30:14You are playing with fire,
00:30:16Mrs. Reed.
00:30:19Holy shit.
00:30:20Yep.
00:30:21Definitely hard.
00:30:23And definitely huge.
00:30:25Oh jeez.
00:30:26I...
00:30:26I, um...
00:30:27No, it's fine.
00:30:28Really.
00:30:34Okay.
00:30:35That body should come
00:30:37with a warning label.
00:30:45Uh...
00:30:49Better not love the fire.
00:31:04You made this mess.
00:31:06You clean it up.
00:31:08Uh...
00:31:09Where are you going?
00:31:11Oh, I'm just...
00:31:12Just gonna go take a cold shower.
00:31:14You know,
00:31:15put out the...
00:31:16Fire you started.
00:31:25If I'm the new design director,
00:31:28candy,
00:31:29better start packing up her desk.
00:31:38I can't wait.
00:31:39Yeah.
00:31:41What's going on here?
00:31:42Waiting for the new CEO,
00:31:45obviously.
00:31:46Nova got bowed out yesterday.
00:31:48Where is his rich,
00:31:49young,
00:31:49and single...
00:31:50I call dips.
00:31:52Oh, Claire.
00:31:54Don't forget your
00:31:55perfect gene baby
00:31:56bat with Ryder.
00:31:58Maybe.
00:31:59You could try your luck
00:31:59with the new CEO.
00:32:01Lots of old money there.
00:32:03With a face like that,
00:32:04land the CEO?
00:32:06Please.
00:32:07What are you gonna do?
00:32:08Sneak into his bed
00:32:08and turkey base yourself?
00:32:13I don't need to trap
00:32:14anyone, Ryder.
00:32:15Unlike you,
00:32:16I offer value
00:32:17all on my own.
00:32:19Oh, please.
00:32:20You have been
00:32:21so heartbroken
00:32:21you can't even manage
00:32:22a rebound.
00:32:24What, are you expecting?
00:32:25Immaculate conception?
00:32:27I don't need
00:32:28divine conception.
00:32:29And for all you know,
00:32:31I'm already pregnant.
00:32:33Please.
00:32:34I have.
00:32:46Welcome to Nova,
00:32:48Mr. Reed.
00:32:52Your overall health
00:32:53looks fine,
00:32:54but your AMH levels
00:32:55are low,
00:32:56meaning your ovarian
00:32:57reserves are below
00:32:58average for your age.
00:33:00Um,
00:33:02will that make it
00:33:03hard to get pregnant?
00:33:05Not always,
00:33:06but if you want children,
00:33:07I would recommend
00:33:08you start trying soon.
00:33:11Soon?
00:33:12How soon?
00:33:14Ideally,
00:33:14within three months.
00:33:18Oh my god.
00:33:20Sweetheart,
00:33:21sweetheart,
00:33:22don't cry.
00:33:24Having you
00:33:25was the best thing
00:33:26I ever did.
00:33:28Well,
00:33:29I just hope
00:33:30you'll have children
00:33:32of your own one day
00:33:33after I'm gone.
00:33:35Yeah.
00:33:37I promise.
00:33:40I love you so much.
00:33:42I love you, sweetie.
00:33:43I have always
00:33:46wanted kids.
00:33:48Maybe it's time.
00:34:09I'm so sorry.
00:34:10I'm so sorry.
00:34:11I was,
00:34:11I think that's fine.
00:34:14Hey,
00:34:15I'm sorry.
00:34:17I'm sorry.
00:34:21Didn't see that coming.
00:34:24Handsome guy.
00:34:26Unexpected kiss.
00:34:29Oh.
00:34:31Oh.
00:34:32Are you okay?
00:34:35Okay.
00:34:43Well, well.
00:34:44If it isn't my
00:34:45perfect, innocent ex,
00:34:47what's the occasion?
00:34:49Are you pregnant, too?
00:34:52I'm not as efficient
00:34:53as you, Ryder.
00:34:54We broke up, what,
00:34:56three months ago?
00:34:57And Candy is six months along.
00:34:59Impressive timeline.
00:35:01Oh, please!
00:35:02You couldn't keep a man,
00:35:04let alone raise a kid?
00:35:06Or,
00:35:07are you here to raid the sperm bank
00:35:09and DIY a family?
00:35:13Hey, get that back!
00:35:14No, no.
00:35:15Whoa!
00:35:16Yes.
00:35:17If you're not married by 30,
00:35:18you can,
00:35:19the trust and the company
00:35:20go to your brother.
00:35:21It's final.
00:35:22Look, Mom,
00:35:23seriously, I...
00:35:29Low AMH,
00:35:30diminished ovarian reserve,
00:35:32recommended to start trying
00:35:33within three months.
00:35:35Oh,
00:35:35for her.
00:35:36For her.
00:35:37Wow.
00:35:38Looks like the golden goose
00:35:39is running out of eggs, huh?
00:35:41Bop, bop!
00:35:42This is truly
00:35:43a plot twist.
00:35:53I'm really worried
00:35:54about you, Claire.
00:35:55I mean,
00:35:55a girl with your
00:35:56history?
00:35:57Do you think
00:35:58you're going to be able
00:35:58to snag a sperm donor
00:35:59before your eggs
00:36:00are all dried up?
00:36:01You're basically
00:36:02a clearance rack.
00:36:03Expired,
00:36:04free,
00:36:05and still no takers.
00:36:07No taker.
00:36:09You can rest assured,
00:36:10I already have a boyfriend.
00:36:13Yeah.
00:36:15MIT,
00:36:166'2,
00:36:17IQ off the charts,
00:36:19trust fund air,
00:36:20practically built
00:36:21for greatness.
00:36:22Way better
00:36:23than loser
00:36:24rider.
00:36:26Boyfriend?
00:36:27Ugh.
00:36:28Ew.
00:36:29Sure,
00:36:30Claire.
00:36:31Let me guess,
00:36:32he lives in the
00:36:33Canadian wilderness
00:36:33or some
00:36:34bullshit like that?
00:36:37And the best thing
00:36:38of all,
00:36:38he has the one thing
00:36:40you can't buy.
00:36:41Oh.
00:36:42Kindness.
00:36:44Funny.
00:36:45You're funny.
00:36:46How about we make a bet?
00:36:47If you're not pregnant
00:36:49within,
00:36:49say,
00:36:50three months,
00:36:51you have to admit
00:36:52the truth.
00:36:53You were just
00:36:54a dried up,
00:36:54old woman.
00:36:55You have to admit it,
00:36:57out loud,
00:36:58and to the public.
00:36:59Oh, baby,
00:37:00you're bad.
00:37:02Love,
00:37:03I'll end for you.
00:37:04Oh.
00:37:06And if I win,
00:37:07you stray through
00:37:08the office naked,
00:37:09screaming that you
00:37:10are nothing
00:37:11but a little slimy
00:37:12suck-up bitch-boy.
00:37:17Deal.
00:37:18Game on,
00:37:18miss nobody-wants-you.
00:37:20Nobody-wants-you.
00:37:23Oh, my God.
00:37:25What the fuck
00:37:26did I just do?
00:37:29Even the sperm banks
00:37:30are booked six months out,
00:37:31and I only have three.
00:37:33Where the hell
00:37:34am I going to find
00:37:35the perfect
00:37:35gene-donor boyfriend?
00:37:37Oh, God,
00:37:38someone help me.
00:37:39Now,
00:37:39that's interesting.
00:37:44You know,
00:37:46I think I could help with that.
00:37:55Ethan Reed,
00:37:57MIT,
00:37:57PhD,
00:37:58IQ 200,
00:37:59that's my medical report.
00:38:00No genetic disorders,
00:38:02clean family history.
00:38:03I take every box
00:38:04on your donor wish list.
00:38:08Okay.
00:38:10What's the catch?
00:38:12You marry me,
00:38:14contractually,
00:38:14three months,
00:38:15just long enough
00:38:16to shut my family up
00:38:17and lock in my inheritance.
00:38:18And in return,
00:38:20you get my sperm.
00:38:22And we get you pregnant
00:38:23just in time
00:38:23to win your little bet.
00:38:25That's really all you want?
00:38:27A paper marriage?
00:38:29Look,
00:38:30Claire,
00:38:31I'm not looking for love.
00:38:32I'm looking for efficiency.
00:38:37Honestly,
00:38:38this might be
00:38:39the fastest route
00:38:40to motherhood.
00:38:43All right.
00:38:44Deal.
00:38:54loss.
00:38:56Prenuptial agreement.
00:39:03Thanks.
00:39:05Okay.
00:39:06Three rounds
00:39:07of artificial insemination.
00:39:09Temporary cohabitation
00:39:10to keep up party appearances.
00:39:12Contract terminates
00:39:13after three months.
00:39:17I'd like to add
00:39:17one more term.
00:39:18Oh?
00:39:19Financial independence.
00:39:21I don't want anyone
00:39:22thinking I'm some gold digger.
00:39:25Fair enough.
00:39:26If that's what you want,
00:39:27I'm in.
00:39:29Great.
00:39:30Great.
00:39:36Lovely.
00:39:37Excuse me,
00:39:37Mr. Reed?
00:39:38Oh.
00:39:39Are you ready to head
00:39:40into the collection room
00:39:41for your specimen?
00:39:42Yes.
00:39:44Sure.
00:39:47Good luck.
00:39:52Mrs. Reed,
00:39:54would you like
00:39:54to go in with him?
00:39:55Show him a little
00:39:56support.
00:39:57Oh, no,
00:39:58I'm actually,
00:39:59oh, no,
00:40:00no, no.
00:40:00Excuse me,
00:40:01I,
00:40:01I,
00:40:01I,
00:40:02oh,
00:40:03oh,
00:40:03no,
00:40:04excuse me,
00:40:10hey,
00:40:12need any,
00:40:13uh,
00:40:15help
00:40:15with that?
00:40:17Oh.
00:40:18And,
00:40:19um,
00:40:19how,
00:40:20pray tell,
00:40:20do you plan on
00:40:21helping me?
00:40:23No,
00:40:24um,
00:40:24Mrs. Reed.
00:40:25Um,
00:40:26um,
00:40:31um,
00:40:37I did not mean
00:40:38that I was gonna
00:40:42Oh my god.
00:40:44Shut up,
00:40:44shut up,
00:40:44shut up,
00:40:45please,
00:40:45how do I turn this off?
00:40:47Um,
00:40:47Claire?
00:40:48Shut up,
00:40:48how do I make this stop?
00:40:50Claire?
00:40:51This is so crazy.
00:40:53Um,
00:41:00like that.
00:41:04You should probably
00:41:05get started.
00:41:07I probably should.
00:41:08Yeah.
00:41:09I'm gonna,
00:41:09I'm gonna wait outside.
00:41:11Be my guest.
00:41:11Okay.
00:41:12Bye.
00:41:18Adorable.
00:41:28Enjoying yourself?
00:41:30Doctor.
00:41:30Thank you,
00:41:31Mr. Reed.
00:41:31Of course.
00:41:32We'll begin shortly.
00:41:33You can wait outside.
00:41:34Okay.
00:41:36If you need anything,
00:41:37just yell for me.
00:41:45Yeah.
00:41:49Boss,
00:41:51you married someone
00:41:51out of the blue?
00:41:52Feels a little impulsive.
00:41:54Even for you.
00:41:56No.
00:41:57It's not impulsive.
00:41:58Actually,
00:41:58she's,
00:42:00I don't know,
00:42:01she's interesting.
00:42:05Anyways,
00:42:06what'd you find?
00:42:07Mrs. Reed
00:42:08has been working
00:42:09as a designer
00:42:10at Nova.
00:42:11Her ex
00:42:11cheated on her
00:42:13with his boss,
00:42:14Candy Ashford.
00:42:15Miss Ashford's
00:42:16been making her life
00:42:17hell ever since.
00:42:19Just last week,
00:42:20she killed
00:42:21Mrs. Reed's proposal,
00:42:22said it wasn't
00:42:23feminine enough.
00:42:25Bye, Nova.
00:42:28Make Claire
00:42:28the new design director.
00:42:30Wait, seriously?
00:42:32Yeah.
00:42:33Look,
00:42:33our marriage may have
00:42:35a deadline,
00:42:36but she's still my wife.
00:42:38Anyone mistreating
00:42:39my wife
00:42:39is mistreating me.
00:42:41I'm just dead, sir.
00:42:43Now,
00:42:44go get the car ready.
00:42:45We have to go meet Mom.
00:42:47Copy.
00:42:50Oh...
00:42:54Hello.
00:42:55Mr. Reed,
00:42:56the procedure went smoothly.
00:42:58We'll know in four weeks
00:42:59if it was successful.
00:43:00Oh,
00:43:01wonderful.
00:43:07Thank you so much,
00:43:08Mr. Reed.
00:43:09I might actually
00:43:11get to be a mom now.
00:43:13Of course.
00:43:14But, um...
00:43:16You know,
00:43:17we are married now.
00:43:19You are my wife.
00:43:20Call me Ethan.
00:43:23Fake wife.
00:43:25Remember?
00:43:27Right.
00:43:30So,
00:43:31Ethan,
00:43:32you've done your part.
00:43:33When do I get to do mine?
00:43:34Right now.
00:43:37We're about to go
00:43:38meet my mother.
00:43:40Okay.
00:43:45Mother,
00:43:46this is
00:43:48my wife,
00:43:49Claire.
00:43:50Claire,
00:43:51my mother.
00:43:52Nora.
00:43:53Nora,
00:43:54it's so lovely to meet you.
00:43:55Hi.
00:44:03Oh, sweetie.
00:44:04I've been looking
00:44:05forward to this
00:44:06for so long.
00:44:07And you rascal.
00:44:09So this is why
00:44:10you kept dodging
00:44:10all my matchmaking attempts.
00:44:14Uh, yeah.
00:44:15I'll explain that
00:44:16eventually.
00:44:17Of course.
00:44:19Wouldn't want to ruin
00:44:20your wedding night.
00:44:22Come, Byron.
00:44:23They have a mission.
00:44:25Making me a grandchild.
00:44:28Don't have too much fun.
00:44:31Now...
00:44:31Okay.
00:44:32Okay.
00:44:37Is it my mother?
00:44:39Yeah.
00:44:41Uh,
00:44:45sorry for
00:44:45driving here
00:44:46without having a chance
00:44:47to pack.
00:44:55This should do for now,
00:44:56right?
00:44:57Thanks.
00:44:59Of course.
00:45:02I'll go and
00:45:04make some to eat.
00:45:06Make yourself at home.
00:45:14Oh my god.
00:45:16Even his
00:45:17cologne is perfect.
00:45:19I mean,
00:45:19my knees are actually weak.
00:45:21Too bad it's just temporary.
00:45:23Three months
00:45:24and that is it.
00:45:25God.
00:45:26Get a grip.
00:45:27What am I doing?
00:45:30Um,
00:45:31what are you making?
00:45:39I'm lying in your arms.
00:45:42I see everything
00:45:43that we could please.
00:45:46Um,
00:45:46I'm
00:45:48making
00:45:48these
00:45:49chin.
00:45:55Oh my god.
00:45:56I just got promoted.
00:45:58Design director,
00:45:59I start tomorrow.
00:45:59Oh my god.
00:46:00Oh god.
00:46:03Oh shit.
00:46:04I am so sorry.
00:46:05I did not do that.
00:46:05No, no, no.
00:46:05It's fine.
00:46:06No, really.
00:46:07It's...
00:46:09Oh, Claire.
00:46:10Uh, yeah?
00:46:12Um,
00:46:12Claire,
00:46:13be careful, please.
00:46:14No, it's fine.
00:46:14There's just a huge thing
00:46:15that I'm trying to get out.
00:46:16No, Claire, you don't under...
00:46:16Oh.
00:46:18Oh.
00:46:19No, no, no.
00:46:25Careful, Claire.
00:46:28You are
00:46:28playing with fire,
00:46:30Mrs. Reed.
00:46:32Holy shit.
00:46:34Yep.
00:46:35Definitely hard.
00:46:36And
00:46:37definitely huge.
00:46:39Oh jeez.
00:46:40I,
00:46:40I, um...
00:46:41No, it's not
00:46:42really.
00:46:48Okay.
00:46:49That body
00:46:50should come
00:46:51with a warning label.
00:47:01Uh...
00:47:18You made this mess.
00:47:19You clean it up.
00:47:22Uh...
00:47:23Where are you going?
00:47:24Oh, I'm just...
00:47:26I'm just gonna go
00:47:26take a cold shower.
00:47:28You know,
00:47:29put out the...
00:47:30fire you started.
00:47:39If I'm the new
00:47:40design director,
00:47:42Candy,
00:47:42better start packing up
00:47:43her desk.
00:47:51I can't wait.
00:47:53Yeah.
00:47:54What's going on here?
00:47:56Waiting for the new
00:47:57CEO,
00:47:58obviously.
00:47:59Nova got bowed out
00:48:00yesterday.
00:48:01Where is his
00:48:02rich,
00:48:03young,
00:48:03and single?
00:48:04I call dips.
00:48:06Oh, Claire.
00:48:07Don't forget
00:48:08your perfect
00:48:09jean baby
00:48:10bat with Ryder.
00:48:11Maybe.
00:48:12You could try
00:48:13your luck
00:48:13with the new CEO.
00:48:14Lots of old
00:48:15money there.
00:48:16With a face like
00:48:17that,
00:48:18land the CEO?
00:48:19Please.
00:48:20What are you gonna do,
00:48:21sneak into his bed
00:48:22and turkey base yourself?
00:48:26I don't need
00:48:27to trap anyone,
00:48:28Ryder.
00:48:29Unlike you,
00:48:30I offer value
00:48:31all on my own.
00:48:32Oh, please.
00:48:33You have been
00:48:34so heartbroken
00:48:35you can't even
00:48:36manage a rebound.
00:48:38What,
00:48:38are you expecting
00:48:39immaculate conception?
00:48:41I don't need
00:48:42divine conception.
00:48:43And for all you know,
00:48:44I'm already pregnant.
00:48:47Please.
00:48:47Okay.
00:48:48Keep my head.
00:49:00Welcome to Nova,
00:49:01Mr. Reed.
00:49:02Welcome to Nova,
00:49:05your overall health
00:49:07looks fine,
00:49:08but your AMH levels
00:49:09are low,
00:49:09meaning your ovarian
00:49:11reserves are below
00:49:12average for your age.
00:49:14Um,
00:49:16will that make it
00:49:17hard to get pregnant?
00:49:18Not always,
00:49:19but if you want
00:49:20children,
00:49:21I would recommend
00:49:22you start trying soon.
00:49:24Soon?
00:49:25How soon?
00:49:27Ideally,
00:49:28within three months.
00:49:31Oh my god.
00:49:34Sweetheart,
00:49:35don't cry.
00:49:38Having you
00:49:39was the best thing
00:49:39I ever did.
00:49:42Well,
00:49:43I just hope
00:49:44you'll have children
00:49:45of your own one day
00:49:47after I'm gone.
00:49:49Yeah.
00:49:50I promise.
00:49:53I love you so much.
00:49:55I love you,
00:49:57sweetie.
00:49:58I have always
00:49:59wanted kids.
00:50:01Maybe it's time.
00:50:22I'm so sorry.
00:50:25I think that's fine.
00:50:28Hey,
00:50:28I'm sorry.
00:50:35Didn't see that coming.
00:50:37Handsome guy.
00:50:39Unexpected kiss.
00:50:43Oh.
00:50:44Oh.
00:50:45Are you okay?
00:50:49Okay.
00:50:56Well, well.
00:50:58If it isn't my
00:50:59perfect innocent ex,
00:51:01what's the occasion?
00:51:03Are you pregnant, too?
00:51:05I'm not as efficient
00:51:07as you, Ryder.
00:51:08We broke up, what,
00:51:09three months ago?
00:51:10And Candy is
00:51:11six months along.
00:51:13Impressive timeline.
00:51:14Oh, please!
00:51:16You couldn't keep a man,
00:51:17let alone raise a kid?
00:51:20Or,
00:51:21are you here to raid
00:51:22the sperm bank
00:51:22and DIY a family?
00:51:27Get that back!
00:51:28I'm gonna...
00:51:29Yes.
00:51:30If you're not married
00:51:31by 30,
00:51:32you can the trust
00:51:33and the comfort
00:51:33will show to your brother
00:51:34that it's final.
00:51:36Look, Mom,
00:51:37seriously, I...
00:51:43Low AMH
00:51:44diminished ovarian reserve
00:51:45recommended to start trying
00:51:46within three months.
00:51:49Oh, for her.
00:51:50For her.
00:51:51Wow.
00:51:52Looks like the golden goose
00:51:53is running out of eggs.
00:51:55This is truly
00:51:56a plot twist.
00:52:07I'm really worried
00:52:08about you, Claire.
00:52:09I mean, a girl
00:52:09with your history?
00:52:11Do you think
00:52:12you're gonna be able
00:52:12to snag a sperm donor
00:52:13before your eggs
00:52:13are all dried up?
00:52:15You're basically
00:52:15a clearance rack.
00:52:17Expired,
00:52:18free,
00:52:18and still no takers.
00:52:20No taker.
00:52:23You can rest assured,
00:52:24I already have a boyfriend.
00:52:26Wait.
00:52:27Yeah.
00:52:29MIT,
00:52:306'2",
00:52:31IQ off the charts,
00:52:32trust fund heir,
00:52:34practically built
00:52:34for greatness.
00:52:36Way better
00:52:36than loser rider.
00:52:40Boyfriend?
00:52:41Ugh.
00:52:42Ew.
00:52:42Sure, Claire.
00:52:44Let me guess,
00:52:45he lives in the
00:52:46Canadian wilderness
00:52:47or some bullshit
00:52:49like that?
00:52:50And the best thing
00:52:51of all,
00:52:52he has the one thing
00:52:53you can't buy.
00:52:54Oh.
00:52:56Kindness.
00:52:58Funny.
00:52:59You're funny.
00:53:00How about we make a bet?
00:53:01If you're not pregnant
00:53:03within, say,
00:53:04three months,
00:53:05you have to admit
00:53:06the truth.
00:53:06You were just
00:53:07a dried up old woman.
00:53:09You have to admit it
00:53:10out loud.
00:53:11and to the public.
00:53:13Oh, baby,
00:53:14you're bad.
00:53:16Love, I'll end for you.
00:53:18Oh.
00:53:19And if I win,
00:53:21you stray through
00:53:22the office naked,
00:53:23screaming that you
00:53:24are nothing but
00:53:25a little slimy
00:53:26suck-up bitch boy.
00:53:30Deal.
00:53:31Game on,
00:53:32Miss Nobody Wants You.
00:53:34Nobody wants you.
00:53:37Oh, my God.
00:53:39What the fuck
00:53:40did I just do?
00:53:42Even the sperm banks
00:53:44are booked six months out
00:53:45and I only have three.
00:53:47Where the hell
00:53:48am I going to find
00:53:48the perfect gene donor boyfriend?
00:53:51Oh, God,
00:53:51someone help me.
00:53:52Now,
00:53:53that's interesting.
00:53:57You know,
00:53:59I think I could help with that.
00:54:08Ethan Reed,
00:54:10MIT,
00:54:11PhD,
00:54:11IQ 200,
00:54:13that's my medical report.
00:54:14No genetic disorders,
00:54:15clean family history.
00:54:16I take every box
00:54:18on your donor wish list.
00:54:22Okay.
00:54:23What's the catch?
00:54:26You marry me contractually
00:54:28three months,
00:54:29just long enough
00:54:29to shut my family up
00:54:30and lock in my inheritance.
00:54:32And in return,
00:54:33you get my sperm.
00:54:35And we get you pregnant
00:54:36just in time
00:54:37to win your little bet.
00:54:39That's really all you want?
00:54:40A paper marriage?
00:54:42Look,
00:54:43Claire,
00:54:44I'm not looking for love.
00:54:46I'm looking for efficiency.
00:54:50Honestly,
00:54:52this might be
00:54:53the fastest route
00:54:54to motherhood.
00:54:56All right?
00:54:58Deal.
00:55:07Boss.
00:55:10Prenuptial agreement.
00:55:16Thanks.
00:55:19Okay.
00:55:20Three rounds
00:55:21of artificial insemination.
00:55:22Temporary cohabitation
00:55:24to keep up party appearances.
00:55:26Contract terminates
00:55:27after three months.
00:55:30I'd like to add
00:55:31one more term.
00:55:32Oh?
00:55:33Financial independence.
00:55:34I don't want anyone
00:55:36thinking I'm some gold digger.
00:55:39Fair enough.
00:55:40If that's what you want,
00:55:41I'm in.
00:55:43Great.
00:55:44Great.
00:55:49Lovely.
00:55:50Excuse me,
00:55:51Mr. Reed.
00:55:52Okay.
00:55:53Are you ready to head
00:55:53into the collection room
00:55:54for your specimen?
00:55:58Sure.
00:56:00Good luck.
00:56:06Mrs. Reed,
00:56:07would you like to go in with him?
00:56:09Show him a little
00:56:10support.
00:56:11Oh, no.
00:56:12I'm actually...
00:56:12Oh, no.
00:56:14Excuse me.
00:56:14I...
00:56:15I...
00:56:15Oh!
00:56:16Oh, no.
00:56:17Excuse me.
00:56:19I...
00:56:24Hey.
00:56:26Need any...
00:56:28help with that?
00:56:30Oh.
00:56:32And how, pray tell,
00:56:34do you plan on helping me?
00:56:36No, I...
00:56:37Mrs. Reed.
00:56:39Um...
00:56:51I did not mean
00:56:52that I was gonna...
00:56:55Oh, my God.
00:56:57Shut up, shut up, shut up.
00:56:59Please, how do I turn this off?
00:57:00Claire?
00:57:01Shut up.
00:57:02How do I make this stop?
00:57:05This is so crazy.
00:57:07Um...
00:57:13Like that.
00:57:17Um, you should probably
00:57:19get started.
00:57:20I probably should.
00:57:22Yeah.
00:57:22I'm gonna...
00:57:23I'm gonna wait outside.
00:57:24Be my guest.
00:57:25Okay.
00:57:26Bye.
00:57:31Adorable.
00:57:42Enjoying yourself?
00:57:43Doctor.
00:57:44Thank you, Mr. Reed.
00:57:45Of course.
00:57:46We'll begin shortly.
00:57:47You can wait outside.
00:57:48Okay.
00:57:50If you need anything,
00:57:51just...
00:57:52yell for me.
00:57:59Yeah.
00:58:03Boss.
00:58:04You married someone
00:58:05out of the blue?
00:58:06Feels a little impulsive.
00:58:08Even for you.
00:58:09No.
00:58:10It's not impulsive.
00:58:12Actually, she's...
00:58:14I don't know.
00:58:15She's...
00:58:15Interesting.
00:58:19Anyways,
00:58:20what'd you find?
00:58:21Mrs. Reed has been working
00:58:22as a designer
00:58:23at Nova.
00:58:24Her ex
00:58:25cheated on her
00:58:26with his boss,
00:58:27Candy Ashford.
00:58:29Miss Ashford's been
00:58:30making her life hell
00:58:31ever since.
00:58:32Just last week,
00:58:34she killed
00:58:35Mrs. Reed's proposal
00:58:36said it wasn't
00:58:36feminine enough.
00:58:39Bye, Nova.
00:58:41Make Claire
00:58:42the new design director.
00:58:44Wait, seriously?
00:58:45Yeah.
00:58:46Look,
00:58:47our marriage may have
00:58:48a deadline,
00:58:50but she's still my wife.
00:58:52Anyone mistreating
00:58:53my wife
00:58:53is mistreating me.
00:58:55Understood, sir.
00:58:57Now,
00:58:57go get the car ready.
00:58:58We have to go meet Mom.
00:59:00Copy.
00:59:08Hello?
00:59:09Mr. Reed,
00:59:10the procedure went smoothly.
00:59:11We'll know in four weeks
00:59:12if it was successful.
00:59:14Oh, wonderful.
00:59:20Thank you so much,
00:59:22Mr. Reed.
00:59:23I might actually
00:59:24get to be a mom now.
00:59:26Of course.
00:59:28But, um,
00:59:29you know,
00:59:31we are married now.
00:59:32You are my wife.
00:59:34Call me Ethan.
00:59:36Fake wife.
00:59:39Remember?
00:59:41Right.
00:59:43So,
00:59:45Ethan,
00:59:46you've done your part.
00:59:47When do I get to do mine?
00:59:49Right now.
00:59:50We're about to go
00:59:51meet my mother.
00:59:53Okay.
00:59:58Mother,
01:00:00this is
01:00:01my wife,
01:00:03Claire.
01:00:04Claire,
01:00:04my mother,
01:00:05Nora.
01:00:06Nora,
01:00:07it's so lovely
01:00:08to meet you.
01:00:09Hi.
01:00:16Oh,
01:00:17sweetie.
01:00:18I've been looking
01:00:19forward to this
01:00:20for so long.
01:00:21And you rascal.
01:00:22So this is why
01:00:23you kept dodging
01:00:24all my matchmaking attempts.
01:00:27Uh,
01:00:28yeah,
01:00:28I'll explain that
01:00:30eventually.
01:00:31Of course.
01:00:32Wouldn't want everyone
01:00:33your wedding night.
01:00:35Come,
01:00:36Byron.
01:00:37They have a mission.
01:00:38Making me a grandchild.
01:00:41Don't have too much fun.
01:00:44Okay.
01:00:51It's my mother.
01:00:52Yeah.
01:00:57Uh,
01:00:58sorry for
01:00:59driving here
01:01:00without having a chance
01:01:01to pack.
01:01:09This should do for now,
01:01:10right?
01:01:11Thanks.
01:01:12Of course.
01:01:13Of course.
01:01:16I'll go
01:01:17and make
01:01:18something to eat.
01:01:20Make yourself
01:01:21at home.
01:01:28Oh my god.
01:01:29Even his
01:01:30cologne
01:01:31is perfect.
01:01:32My knees
01:01:33are actually weak.
01:01:35Too bad
01:01:35it's just temporary.
01:01:37Three months
01:01:37and that is it.
01:01:39God,
01:01:40get a grip.
01:01:41What am I doing?
01:01:44What are you making?
01:01:52I'm lying in your heart
01:01:55so I see everything
01:01:57that we could please.
01:01:59Oh,
01:01:59I'm
01:02:01making some things.
01:02:03Chim!
01:02:08Oh my god.
01:02:10I just got promoted.
01:02:11Design director,
01:02:12I start tomorrow.
01:02:13Oh my god.
01:02:14Oh god.
01:02:16Oh shit.
01:02:17I am so sorry.
01:02:18I did not do that.
01:02:19No, no, no.
01:02:19It's fine.
01:02:20No, really.
01:02:21It's...
01:02:23Oh, Claire.
01:02:24Yeah?
01:02:26Claire, be careful, please.
01:02:27No, it's fine.
01:02:28There's just a huge thing
01:02:29that I'm trying to get out.
01:02:30Oh, uh...
01:02:32Oh!
01:02:32Oh!
01:02:33Oh!
01:02:39Careful, Claire.
01:02:41You are playing with fire,
01:02:44Mrs. Reed.
01:02:46Holy shit.
01:02:47Yep.
01:02:48Definitely hard.
01:02:50And definitely huge.
01:02:52Oh jeez.
01:02:53I...
01:02:54I, um...
01:02:54No, it's not really.
01:03:01Okay.
01:03:03That body should come
01:03:04with a warning label.
01:03:13Uh...
01:03:17I don't know.
01:03:18I don't know.
01:03:19I don't know.
01:03:29I don't know.
01:03:31You made this mess.
01:03:33You clean it up.
01:03:35Uh...
01:03:36Where are you going?
01:03:38Oh, I'm just...
01:03:39I'm just gonna go take a cold shower.
01:03:41You know,
01:03:42put out the...
01:03:43the hair you started.
01:03:50Oh my God.
01:03:52If I'm the new design director,
01:03:55candy,
01:03:56better start packing up her desk.
01:04:05I can't wait.
01:04:06Yeah.
01:04:08What's going on here?
01:04:10Waiting for the new CEO,
01:04:12obviously.
01:04:13Nova got bowed out yesterday.
01:04:15Word is his rich,
01:04:16young,
01:04:17and single.
01:04:18I call dips.
01:04:20Oh, Claire.
01:04:21Don't forget your
01:04:22perfect gene baby
01:04:24bat with Ryder.
01:04:25Maybe.
01:04:26Maybe you could try your luck
01:04:27with the new CEO.
01:04:28Lots of old money there.
01:04:30With a face like that,
01:04:31land the CEO?
01:04:33Please.
01:04:34What are you gonna do?
01:04:35Sneak into his bed
01:04:35and turkey base yourself?
01:04:40I don't need to trap
01:04:41anyone, Ryder.
01:04:42Unlike you,
01:04:43I offer value
01:04:44all on my own.
01:04:46Oh, please.
01:04:47You have been so heartbroken
01:04:49you can't even manage
01:04:50a rebound.
01:04:51What, are you expecting?
01:04:52Immaculate conception?
01:04:55I don't need
01:04:56divine conception.
01:04:57And for all you know,
01:04:58I'm already pregnant.
01:05:00Please.
01:05:01Keep going.
01:05:02I have.
01:05:12I have.
01:05:14Welcome to Nova, Mr. Reed.
01:05:16Welcome to Nova, Mr. Reed.
01:05:16I hope you hariinate54.
01:05:17I hope.
01:05:18You
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