00:45Faster than your shadow
00:50Mr. Pete
01:00Pete the Pit Viper
01:02Mr. Viper
01:03The question on everyone's mind is
01:05Why is it that you want to kill Lucky Luke?
01:12Because I can
01:14Are there any other questions?
01:20I have one
01:25I was wondering
01:26How would you explain
01:29The fact that you've got a duel in a minute
01:31And your rivals know where to be found
01:41Maybe he's too afraid
01:44He shoots faster than a shadow
01:46What does he have to fear?
01:48Tell me
01:50But you know the day will come
01:52When that man
01:54Even that man
01:55Is nothing more than a shadow of himself
02:23You're Moebridge, right?
02:25Edward Moebridge, from the Borderland Herald
02:27A pleasure
02:28Three cameras?
02:29Isn't that overkill?
02:31But it's Lucky Luke
02:32Shoots before he draws
02:33And no one's photographed him doing it
02:35So I'm hedging my bets
02:40Thank you for therial research
02:41So I'm hedging this
02:42I'm headed to my ์
02:48This is the myth
02:50Who's been on the line
02:50He's turning to the men
02:51I'm headed to Walls
03:05disrespectful
03:05G ะพั
03:05I feel like
03:05I feel like
03:05I feel like
03:05I feel like
03:06I feel like
03:18you're almost late
03:21you can never really be late to a funeral
03:24your new gloves giving you confidence
03:26you don't usually wear any
03:29is it perhaps because you had an accident
03:55you can't say that I have snakes pretty
03:58messed up though I turned it into these
04:01gloves still got one minute to cancel
04:08do you know what you got left doesn't
04:13matter you got one more minute a minute
04:16okay
04:41so
05:30Luke, tomorrow at noon sharp, you're a dead man.
05:33I'll dig your grave.
05:34I'll dig your grave.
05:36I'm going to kill you.
05:38Let me go.
05:39Get out of me.
05:40I'll get all of you.
05:42Thank you, thank you.
05:44Well, did you get it?
05:47I couldn't even get the shutter tripped.
05:51How does he do it?
06:21I'll get it.
06:27Look at that.
06:32I'll get it.
06:33Let me go.
06:36I'll go.
06:38I'll get it.
06:40I'll get it.
06:41I'll get it.
06:49Nice shot, kiddo, even though it's a pretty lucky one.
06:54Ah!
06:55But next time, watch out for that recoil.
07:03Anyway.
07:10What was that?
07:13No, no, no!
07:22Thank you?
07:24My mother. Where is she?
07:27What? Your mother?
07:28I just saved you, so spit it out!
07:30You tell me now, or I'll unsave you!
07:33Wow.
07:34You must be new to making threats.
07:36And to guns. Put that away.
07:39Gonna hurt yourself again?
07:40I've mastered it, okay?
07:41Yeah, it's my mother's gun, but I know what I'm doing!
07:50Sorry, kiddo.
07:53You're in the Wild West.
07:54And clearly, you're new to that, too.
07:58You're in the Wild West.
08:00I feel like I can't make this place.
08:00You're in the Wild West.
08:01I know you're in the Wild West.
08:02I don't know you're doing the Wild West.
08:02No, no, no!
08:04No, no, no!
08:08I do.
08:09Oh!
08:10Oh!
08:12Oh!
08:16Oh!
08:39Where is mom?
08:50A lucky look. A lucky look.
09:09We should have used a bear. Would have taken his hand right off. I'm gonna burn down this whole town.
09:15Excuse me? I've come as a friend.
09:19This is the Wild West. No friends here. After everything we've been...
09:23Shut up. Who are you?
09:25My name's Louise. Louise Willow. I've got information for you.
09:34You sure that's true?
09:35Yeah. It was right in front of me. He was in a lot of pain. His hand was swollen.
09:40How'd he beat me if he got vipered, huh? Pitted. I mean, you know, bit.
09:45Maybe someone helped him.
09:50No. I'd bet it was the venom. It could be the slow moving kind. Affecting him later.
09:57That is possible. Because venom isn't an exact science. Sometimes the effects delayed.
10:03Couldn't you think of that earlier? I'm not a reptologist.
10:06I quit here with your complicated words. They're confusing.
10:08Mayakuba.
10:10What did I just say?
10:12Well, do we agree? We rest up right now and then tomorrow we capture him, torture him.
10:17I'll get answers. And after that, you kill him.
10:22Seems like you're annoyed.
10:24He went after my family.
10:26Sound good to you?
10:27Yeah.
10:31Capture. Torture. Question. Take him out.
10:40Still pretty swollen?
10:42Yeah.
10:45I can draw an aim. The problem is shooting straight.
10:49Wait.
10:56If it doesn't get better...
11:02I'm no good without it.
11:04It's all I got. I've sacrificed everything to get here.
11:16But you're lucky, Luke.
11:19You're a legend.
11:21And legends last forever.
11:23Yeah.
11:25There's more demand for oil and trains than legends nowadays.
11:29We're an endangered species around here, that's for sure.
11:34You know why they call me Cuchillo?
11:37Some years before I was an almost blind geriatric marshal, I was a poor little Mexican peasant kid.
11:43Too poor to own a colt.
11:45All I had was a knife to fight the gringos oppressing us.
11:50Un cuchillo, amigo.
11:52And the advantage is...
11:56You don't have to grip it very hard.
11:58It doesn't replace a six-shooter.
12:01But if you get some practice with it, you can get the job done.
12:05Yeah. With a bit of luck.
12:07You need luck?
12:08But that's your name.
12:12Believe in your name.
12:36Thanks for helping me.
12:38No problem.
12:40Gun shake?
12:42You've never done a gun shake?
12:46Gimme it.
12:48Gimme it!
12:51Watch and learn.
12:57No?
12:59Here.
13:01But it's dangerous, I lost a cousin once that way.
13:04Shot himself.
13:05Idiot.
13:06Anyway, it's great you're part of our gang now.
13:09A Westerner like we are.
13:11Ready to strike someone dead.
13:13Not like that bastard Lucky Luke who respects the law, defends orphans and widows.
13:17You mean he kills orphans and widows?
13:19What? No. No.
13:20He's a fucking vigilante.
13:22He's the most famous for him.
13:24Know what he's got?
13:25An honor code.
13:26The men won't kill anyone.
13:28Oh, really?
13:29Where is he on kidnappings?
13:31Does he kidnap folks?
13:33Innocent people? Women?
13:34No. No. No, no, no, no, no, no.
13:36The guy's a fucking hero!
13:41Yeah, shocking, I know.
14:02We'll round up the family to get Luke, then we'll take care of the bumpkins and burn down the saloon.
14:06Booze is great for fires.
14:08I think burning down the town sounds like a great plan.
14:10I do, I love it.
14:12Um, but I was thinking just in case, couldn't we have a plan B?
14:15Like, instead of starting fires, I steal something which might work well.
14:18No.
14:19No. No.
14:21No.
14:45No.
14:46Well, if I could give you a game with the inquisitive world a.
14:54I wouldn't do it.
15:06Uh.
15:19You came to finish what you started?
15:21No, I came to apologize.
15:24I may have been wrong about you.
15:26I heard you're a vigilante.
15:28All right, finally.
15:33You've been living under a rock?
15:34Where are you from?
15:35Albuquerque.
15:37So you're a city girl.
15:38It's not my fault I didn't know who you were.
15:40I never had newspapers.
15:41My mom wasn't into that.
15:43It was isolating.
15:44I read novels to learn about the world.
15:46Ah, okay.
15:46That's why you're a little bit, um...
15:51Stupid?
15:51No.
15:52You thought stupid.
15:54No, I was going to say...
15:56Yeah, stupid.
16:05Thing is, when my mom disappeared...
16:10My grandfather was killed.
16:18And before he died, he said your name.
16:22To ask you for help one day.
16:32I'm sorry, kiddo.
16:36Who was your grandfather?
16:38Tukum.
16:40I didn't know him.
16:42But he was smart.
16:43Because I'll help you find your mother.
16:47Really?
16:48It's what I do.
16:50I want to repay you.
16:52You're the reason Viper Pete didn't get me.
16:54Uh, uh...
16:56Speaking of Pete...
16:59There may be a chance that his boys know about your hand problem.
17:03You know this because...
17:04Because I told them all.
17:05Okay, she is stupid.
17:06No, I didn't know you were a good guy at that point.
17:08That was before.
17:09All right, Luke.
17:10Not the first time you're facing three desperados.
17:12Well, it's actually twelve.
17:13Twelve dudes.
17:15Fifteen.
17:19Around fifteen.
17:22Hang on.
17:27Hey.
17:36Wait, what did you do?
17:38Okay, fine.
17:38I've got it now.
17:39How did your mother raise you?
17:41Is your father around?
17:43Never knew him.
17:44He's unreliable.
17:45Okay, so...
17:46It's a family thing.
17:48I screwed up.
17:49I get it.
17:50I did take some of their weapons.
17:53And I got a plan.
18:13All right.
18:15Here you go.
18:16So this rope is the first domino.
18:18Connected to the rest of it.
18:19Throw your knife.
18:20Cut the rope.
18:20And it starts the chain reaction.
18:23Each Winchester...
18:24Is in a barrel.
18:26There.
18:26There.
18:26There.
18:27There.
18:27There.
18:27There.
18:27And there.
18:28Then it's all fireworks.
18:29You take out fifteen desperados with a winch orchestra.
18:33Bra.
18:33Bra.
18:33Bra.
18:34Bra.
18:34Bra.
18:35Bra.
18:35Bra.
18:35Bra.
18:37Bra.
18:37Bra.
18:37Bra.
18:39Bra.
18:39Essentially bang.
18:40No.
18:41Now it's...
18:41It's not bang anymore.
18:43No.
18:43You're wrong.
18:44I say that as a pro, you understand.
18:46It's still bang.
18:47It is my job, after all.
18:48What is?
18:49To be old?
18:49No.
18:50To go bang.
18:52Look.
18:52I hope your domino thing works out.
18:54I guess you're not really a teamwork kind of guy.
18:57Got trouble with trusting people?
19:00I guess I do.
19:02How weird is that?
19:03Especially after you shot me, framed me for murder, and ratted me out.
19:06Did I forget anything?
19:07But that was before.
19:08Three hours ago.
19:08So much happened in the past three hours, though.
19:11Is there anything else I don't know?
19:12Nope. That's everything.
19:14You sure?
19:14I'm sure.
19:24All right. They'll be here any minute now.
19:26I'll make sure Kuchiyo has everyone in a safe place.
19:28You get your horse somewhere safe.
19:41Are they here?
19:44They're coming.
19:46I got my colt, my cartridge belts, my spurs for close combat.
19:54Did I forget anything?
19:55No.
19:57Louise, I wanted to say thank you.
20:05We're staying right here.
20:09What are you doing?
20:11Keeping you out of trouble.
20:12No, but you need me.
20:14Got some trust issues, huh?
20:16Don't worry.
20:18I can cut a rope all by myself.
20:21Hey!
20:22Get back here!
20:26Get back here!
20:26Keep going.
21:12Feels like deja vu, doesn't it?
21:16Except for your pals.
21:20They all came to say hi to you.
21:23I prefer goodbyes.
21:26I prefer goodbyes.
22:08You thought you'd throw a knife at me?
22:09I prefer goodbyes.
22:11No!
22:12No!
22:13No!
22:15No!
22:16No!
22:17No!
22:18No!
22:21No!
22:30Oh, my God.
22:56Ah, how would I get out of this if I were Calamity, Jane?
23:08Prisoner at Misery Lane, page 78.
23:10To unshackle her hands, Calamity wraps her palm around her finger, just above the joint, and dislocates it with a
23:17yank.
23:29Hey.
23:32Were you the one screaming just now?
23:33I dislocated a finger, but it was the wrong one.
23:41I'll put it back for you.
23:46Thank you so much.
23:48Would you pop my thumb out?
23:51Wouldn't you rather I just untie you?
23:54Okay.
24:10What the hell's going on?
24:19This guy's missing his poncho.
24:24What the hell's going on?
24:52And here we are.
24:55Our first good news of the day.
24:59Luke!
25:02Show your face or your girl's gonna get it!
25:05On three, I'll put a bullet in her!
25:07One!
25:10Two!
25:14Three.
25:20Three.
25:36Throw your weapon down.
25:38In the dirt.
25:50That's right.
25:52Now listen to me carefully.
25:55We're gonna gently...
26:23Hey, hey, we've gotta work together.
26:25All right?
26:27I lame the gun.
26:28You shoot her when I say back.
26:35Ready for this?
26:37Three.
26:38Two.
26:40One.
26:41Go!
26:42Bang!
26:43Bang!
26:43Bang!
26:44Bang!
26:45Bang!
26:45Bang!
26:52Oh!
26:54Oh, my God!
27:15Put that away.
27:16Can I hurt yourself again?
27:17I've mastered it, okay?
27:24Yeah, it's my mother's gun.
27:56It's my mother's gun.
28:34It's my mother's gun.
28:43Is this how you think me?
28:46You wanted to steal my gun and get rid of me?
28:48No, I'm not.
28:49I mean, I'm leaving you with the sheriff.
28:50You're in good hands.
28:51And my mother?
28:53You'd help find her, you said.
28:55Kuchiyo will help you.
28:59Some legend of the West.
29:33Kuchiyo will help you.
29:37Kuchiyo will help you with the city.
29:42Kuchiyo will help you with the city.
29:52Kuchiyo will help you.
29:52Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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