00:13finally from here in london under the heading is nobody safe anymore a royal ruckus has started
00:19over the man who had an audience with queen elizabeth uninvited and unannounced in the queen's
00:24bedroom in the middle of the night the man had cut himself on a broken window and left blood
00:29stains on the queen's bed yesterday's intruder was able to get through an elaborate system of
00:35electronic alarms as well as past palace guards and police the man was identified as 30 year old
00:41michael fagan a police investigation indicates that fagan climbed over a fence into the 51 acre
00:46palace grounds during the night he then reported he climbed a drain pipe and entered the royal
00:50quarters through a window and made his way to the queen's private bedroom on the first floor
00:55for 10 minutes he sat talking six feet away from the queen then he asked her for a cigarette
01:01according to his mother he spoke of a girlfriend called elizabeth living in sw1 the incident has
01:07shocked britain and resulted in a scotland yard investigation of royal security mrs thatcher made
01:13an urgent return to the house of commons today ahead of a statement from the home secretary the house
01:18will admire the calm way in which her majesty responded to what occurred the queen has carried
01:24on performing her duties seemingly unperturbed despite the unprecedented and severe level of
01:30threat that the intruder posed the incident left royal commentators asking two questions
01:37how on earth did he get in and what did they talk about
01:43you
02:06you
02:19you
02:21you
02:21you
02:35you
03:00mrs thatcher says her government has a coherent political agenda for many years ahead
03:06to complete the transformation of britain
03:09i'm saying the background where you come from doesn't matter because if you can prove yourself
03:15to be a value to the economy if you can contribute if you can increase your own prosperity for the
03:22good of others
03:23fuck off
03:24fuck off
03:25fuck off
03:26fuck off
03:47what travel and news after this
04:17Let's go.
04:31Let's go.
04:50Let's go.
04:52Let's go.
04:54Next.
04:57Megan.
04:58Name.
04:59Michael Fagan.
05:00Any work in the past two weeks?
05:02Every fortnight I come in here and every fortnight you ask me the same question.
05:07Any work in the past two weeks?
05:09I chaired the Olympic Committee.
05:11Then I did a few days as Secretary General of the United Nations.
05:16Next.
05:18Donnelly.
05:20I got a question.
05:27Donnelly.
05:28I got a question.
05:32I'm sorry.
05:37I'm sorry.
05:38I'm sorry.
05:40I'm sorry.
05:44I'm sorry.
05:48Bill.
05:49Hello, mate.
05:51How are you doing?
05:52All right, you?
05:53Yeah.
05:53Not bad.
05:54Yeah.
05:54Have you still got that, mate?
05:56The, er...
05:57What's it?
05:58The cash-in-hand fella?
06:00Yeah.
06:00Yeah.
06:01Yeah, yeah.
06:01You're gonna swear.
06:02Whatever you have, I will take.
06:04You just put a...
06:05I was wearing a...
06:06That's a car, really.
06:07Who's punching these?
06:08I was wearing a...
06:09I was wearing a...
06:10All right, then, Az.
06:11Let's get on with this.
06:12As soon as you finish.
06:14As soon as you're not...
06:15Right?
06:1628 beige.
06:1728 beige.
06:1928 beige.
06:2028 beige.
06:23Come over my life.
06:45I might just have breakfast.
06:47Come on.
06:48Come on.
06:49Come on.
06:49Come on.
06:55Michael.
06:56That's it.
06:57Wow.
07:00Stay here.
07:07What are you doing?
07:08I told you never to come here.
07:10I need to talk to you about the flats.
07:12Well, not tonight, Michael.
07:15How are the kids?
07:16They're fine.
07:17Now go.
07:23Who's that to him?
07:24Don't be rude.
07:24Who is it?
07:25Someone who works for a living.
07:27And looks after your kids.
07:28Now go.
07:29He's a fucking twat.
07:30You're a fucking twat.
07:31Michael, I mean it.
07:32Don't start tonight.
07:32Do you want some?
07:33Maybe I do.
07:34Maybe you're not worth it.
07:36Well, maybe you haven't got any balls.
07:38No, God.
07:39Shut up.
07:39Fucking balls.
07:41I've got balls.
07:42Let me tell you something else.
07:43She...
07:43She knows all about my balls.
07:45That's enough out of you, all right?
07:47Don't stop, Michael.
07:49Fucking do it.
07:49Fucking do it.
07:50Fucking do it.
07:51Fucking do it.
07:53Fucking do it.
07:54Fucking do it.
07:56You fucking do it.
07:56Fucking do it.
07:56Stop you.
07:58You are fucking kidding.
08:00Stop it.
08:01Fuck you.
08:02Fucking do it.
08:04Fuck you.
08:05Fuck you.
08:35I am very happy
08:38to say that after the
08:40recapture of South Georgia
08:42last week, our forces
08:45have now escalated
08:46operations. An RAF
08:49Vulcan and accompanying support
08:51plane have successfully carried
08:52out bombing raids near the capital.
08:55Any casualties? None.
08:57Enemy forces attempted to mount
08:58a counterattack, but one Argentine
09:01Canberra and one Mirage
09:03were successfully shot down
09:05by our Harriers. I think
09:07we can confidently say
09:09the tide
09:10has turned
09:12and the recapture of the
09:14Falkland Islands is
09:17within reach.
09:20The Prime Minister
09:21came to see me today. I hope you rolled out
09:23the red carpet. Why would I do that?
09:25Everyone was against us going to the Falklands, but
09:27she believed we could pull it off, and now
09:29victory is within sight.
09:31Her victory. And she's finally
09:33doing what we've been waiting years
09:35for someone to do. Which is?
09:36Lead this country firmly and decisively
09:39after years of incompetence and
09:41mismanagement.
09:45She brought up the subject of
09:47palace security again, which infuriated me.
09:49Why?
09:50Do you want our walls to be built even higher?
09:52Or the public to stand
09:53ten feet further back at engagements?
09:57I take great pleasure
09:58in meeting members of the public
09:59and have learnt so much from them.
10:02You remember the lesson
10:03Lord Aldrin taught us.
10:05Twenty-five years ago,
10:06we were given the advice
10:07to be more transparent,
10:09accessible,
10:10to lower the drawbridge.
10:12It doesn't feel right
10:13to be pulling it up again.
10:22Nice. Gloves on.
10:25We've identified and prepared
10:27a few suitable members
10:28of the general public
10:29for you to meet.
10:30Mm-hmm. But no questions,
10:31no actual conversation.
10:33No, ma'am.
10:34Right, let's get this over with.
10:49What do you do?
10:52Oh, say something.
10:53Okay, I'll say something.
10:55Thank you for the issues here today.
10:58Leave me in.
11:00That's the vice president.
11:02Do you still find time to bake cakes?
11:06Yes.
11:14I always brought up
11:15by a Victorian grandmother.
11:17We were taught to work jolly hard.
11:19You were taught to improve yourself.
11:21You were taught self-reliance.
11:24You were taught to live within your income.
11:26You were taught that cleanliness
11:27was next to God's house.
11:29Megan.
11:30Name.
11:31Uh, bombed.
11:32James bombed.
11:33Any work in the past two weeks?
11:35International espionage.
11:37Agent.
11:37You know, intelligence work.
11:38Counterintelligence.
11:40Assassination.
11:44Twat.
11:45I've got a question for you.
11:47Who's your boss?
11:48I want to make a complaint.
11:49If you feel you've been treated unfairly,
11:51please speak to your Member of Parliament
11:52who can refer you
11:54to the Parliamentary Ombudsman.
11:56Oh.
11:57Ugh.
12:00You know you're the fucking twat.
12:07While your process with the rest of the economy
12:09works its way through them,
12:11one of the consequences
12:12appears to be very high unemployment.
12:14Unemployment which is rising.
12:16No.
12:17It's, can I put it this way,
12:19it's like a nurse
12:20looking after an ill patient.
12:22Which is the better nurse?
12:23The one who smothers the patient
12:26with sympathy.
12:27Never mind, dear.
12:28There, there.
12:28You just lie back.
12:30I'll bring you all your meals.
12:31I'll bring you papers.
12:33There, there.
12:33You just lie back.
12:34I'll look after you.
12:36Or the nurse who says,
12:37now, come on.
12:39I'll just shake out of it.
12:40I know you had an operation yesterday.
12:42It's time you put your feet to the ground
12:43and took a few steps.
12:44That's right, dear.
12:45That's right.
12:46Now get back and take a few more tomorrow.
12:49Which do you think is the better nurse?
12:51Well, I know which sounds bother you, Mrs.
13:16How can I help?
13:18Mr. Fagan.
13:20I wanted to talk to someone about the system.
13:23Which system?
13:24This system, Britain.
13:27What is it about the system that bothers you?
13:30Um, it's unfair.
13:32And a disgrace.
13:34It says here you're currently unemployed.
13:36What do you do normally?
13:39I'm a painter decorator.
13:40But there's not a lot of work around recently.
13:43Perhaps because instead of investing in new homes
13:46which I could then paint and decorate,
13:49Devil Woman here is spending it all
13:50on a completely unnecessary war.
13:53Well, I have to tell you that I fully support the war.
13:56Do you know what it costs?
13:57I know precisely.
13:59The government has published the figures.
14:00Why would you spend over three billion pounds on a war against total strangers
14:07rather than looking after your own family?
14:10Because the invasion of the Falkland Islands was an illegal act by a foreign power.
14:15Because General Galtieri is a criminal and a fascist.
14:18And because the Falkland Islanders are British subjects living on British sovereign territory.
14:24But thank you for your observations, which I will note.
14:27No, you won't.
14:29No, you won't.
14:29Yes, I will.
14:30No, you won't.
14:38Noted.
14:39Mr. Fagan.
14:40Do you really need to have a picture of her in here?
14:42It's like being in Turkey or Iraq.
14:45She's my boss.
14:46I'm your boss.
14:47I'm a constituent.
14:48Could you vote for me?
14:49You must be joking.
14:51Well, forgive me if I don't think of you as my boss.
14:54Margaret Thatcher is the leader of the Conservative Party to which I belong.
14:57And so I think of her as my boss.
15:00You fancy her?
15:01What?
15:02I have dirty thoughts.
15:02I bet you do.
15:03I'm afraid that's all we have time for.
15:06I haven't finished.
15:08If you still wish to register your protest, I suggest you do so via the ballot box or peacefully
15:14in the street, as is your right in a civilised democracy.
15:17But if I want to talk to someone about her, who do I speak to?
15:20The leader of the opposition.
15:22He has the opportunity to put questions to her in the House of Commons twice a week.
15:26Failing that, the Queen.
15:28She has a private audience with the Prime Minister every Tuesday.
15:31Why don't you drop in at Buckingham Palace to ask her?
15:38Guard!
15:40By the left!
15:42Quick!
15:43Bounce!
15:44L!
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16:01Her Majesty the Queen here, taking the royal salute.
16:04The key moment in this, the Queen's annual birthday parade.
16:15As members of the household division troop their colour, those watching at home, as well
16:19as some lucky members of the public invited to attend, come together as one nation in celebration
16:25of this joyous event.
16:41House of Commons, as a member of the Bateman.
16:58but they've seen the flat and said it needs improving.
17:01There's water damage.
17:02I want to fix it.
17:04You're not the primary tenant.
17:07My wife's the primary tenant, but she's left.
17:09I just explained.
17:12You'd have to be the primary tenant at that address
17:14before we could even consider paying for the damages.
17:16Have you tried talking to the council?
17:19No, they told me speak to you.
17:22Look, if this doesn't get sorted, I don't get to see my kids.
17:28You're going to have to take that out of the council.
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