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00:22Good evening and welcome to the great Indian Kapil show.
00:32Please sit here.
00:39Who said I love you?
00:42You are happy.
00:45Siddhu, today every person is making a YouTube channel.
00:49You both know.
00:49You are happy.
00:53You can take someone like Netflix on the platform.
00:55In 192 countries, people are watching.
00:57Then the person is making a YouTube channel.
00:59I am talking about myself.
01:02If there are 4 people in one house,
01:05then the mother is different, the father is different,
01:08the children are different.
01:09That's why I am talking about you.
01:10I am talking about you.
01:14You are happy.
01:16You are happy.
01:16You are happy.
01:19You are happy.
01:20You are happy.
01:21Guys, I am happy.
01:23I am happy.
01:27Then the baby is doing that.
01:28My husband keeps my mouth shut up and he puts the junk food on YouTube.
01:33Then the lady is asking,
01:34the junk food looks good on YouTube.
01:37That's why I want you to use the junk food,
01:39the junk food to break it.
01:43Look at the kids.
01:44Guys are coming right now with makeup tips.
01:46I am so good.
01:47You will put a moisturizer here.
01:50You put a foundation, highlighter, blush, lip gloss.
01:54and finally you have black eyeliner and you have no makeup look
01:59no makeup look
02:05no makeup look
02:0528 things in the face
02:082-2 inches
02:09and you can see like this
02:13small towns of the cities
02:16they also have seen on YouTube
02:18hi guys
02:19guys, so everyone has got a look like the house
02:22hi guys
02:23Guys, please comment on the video that you are very bad.
02:26Guys, I will tell you about the backless blouse.
02:36Look, there are only one person who has a blouse.
02:39The young man is wearing a normal face.
02:41He told me about his face.
02:46If you wear a face, you will make a tattoo on his face.
02:53It's a different channel of knowledge.
02:56They are playing a piano.
02:58They are playing a piano.
02:59They are playing an expression.
03:01Arun Gowil and Alok Nath.
03:04They will open their eyes and open their eyes.
03:07They say,
03:08The problem is a peace, friends.
03:12Everyone is living.
03:13They are living in four days.
03:15They say,
03:16They are living in four days.
03:17They are living in five days.
03:19They are living in four days.
03:20They are living in four days.
03:23They are living in four days.
03:24Now, some people make a video of traveling.
03:27They are wearing their bags.
03:29The beautiful world is waiting for you.
03:32Someone is commenting down below.
03:33Who will give you money?
03:35Who will give you your baby?
03:38But this is the truth.
03:40The people who are talented,
03:42who are their hard work,
03:42their original content
03:44and their own channel.
03:45They become a superstar.
03:46Today, our two of them,
03:48they are stars.
03:49They have a crowd of views.
03:51Let's call them.
03:52Please welcome,
03:53Mr. Samir Ena
03:54and Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia.
04:13How are you doing?
04:16Welcome.
04:16Welcome.
04:17Welcome.
04:18Welcome.
04:20Welcome.
04:21Welcome.
04:22Welcome.
04:22Welcome.
04:24Welcome.
04:25Welcome.
04:28Welcome.
04:29Welcome.
04:30Welcome.
04:31Welcome.
04:32Welcome.
04:34Welcome.
04:35Welcome.
04:36Welcome.
04:38Welcome.
04:39Welcome.
04:41Welcome.
04:42Welcome.
04:43Welcome.
04:43Welcome.
04:46Welcome.
04:47Welcome.
04:47Welcome.
04:50Welcome.
04:50I was searching for the police.
04:54What did you feel last year? How did it go?
04:57It was a strange year.
04:59Two people in this studio who went to Supreme Court.
05:03They are Hum and Siddhu Paji.
05:12That's why I wrote a share for you.
05:15Come on.
05:16Come on.
05:19If you're scared...
05:23Oh, you know...
05:35And before that, it was made of the law firm.
05:43And if it was a joke today, we will all be escorting.
05:51It feels like I have lost my house.
05:55Today, you will have a little coaching about how to bounce back.
05:59Last time Ranbir and Samir were together, there was a police case.
06:02It was a police case.
06:03So, today, you will be together.
06:06We will have coffee, or we will have an anti-spitry bail.
06:12You were watching later and then?
06:14I had a lot of episodes. I had a phone too.
06:17I had a phone call.
06:19I said, why didn't the case happen?
06:22When my show closed,
06:25I had a call for one day,
06:27that I had a call with you.
06:28I had a call for one day.
06:28It's not bad.
06:30It's true.
06:31It's true or not?
06:32I said, that you have come back to look at the sight,
06:34and have to go to a little bit.
06:36I was telling you,
06:37I have no idea of having any peace.
06:41You can say anything and make a famous.
06:43But when you are famous,
06:44you can say anything.
06:50What do you say?
06:51I want to tell you that you both have married.
06:54All of us are two children in our show.
06:57So we will do it a little bit.
06:59I have done it a little bit.
07:01No, no, no.
07:07Today we will be family friendly.
07:09Today we will be family friendly.
07:11No, but Ranveer is very love.
07:13And these are the controversies.
07:16They come to you all to teach.
07:18I'm sure you will learn a lot.
07:19People love you so much today.
07:25When the show is closed,
07:28who did you call first?
07:29What were you talking about?
07:31I had to call a lawyer before.
07:34And his phone didn't feel bad.
07:37So where did you call him?
07:39My brother is sitting in an audience.
07:41I went to his house.
07:44He is here for that.
07:45So the people who give up to him
07:46there are so many opportunities.
07:51I didn't have an idea.
07:52I didn't have an idea.
07:53I didn't have an idea.
07:53One day, a few hours came.
07:55So I said, come on.
07:56Then I knew that everything was happening.
07:58Then I saw this clip.
08:00Then I said, come on, come on, come on.
08:04I had an idea of leaving my house.
08:07After this controversy,
08:09do you have a phone to do more shows?
08:11Do you have a live show?
08:12Or do you have a book before?
08:13Do you have an advance?
08:16The phone is very nice, sir.
08:18But today, comedy is very difficult.
08:20Do you know?
08:21I don't know.
08:26Sir, I mean, how do you do it?
08:28I don't know.
08:28I mean, I mean,
08:29at that time, genuinely,
08:30the first call to me, Kapil sir,
08:31came to me.
08:32Now, I don't know what it was,
08:34what it was, what it was,
08:35what it was.
08:35He said,
08:35whatever your good time went,
08:38your bad time will go.
08:44We were waiting.
08:45We were waiting for a while.
08:46We were waiting for a while.
08:47But...
08:49At that time, Kapil sir,
08:51we were told to do a tweet.
08:56We were told to do something.
08:57What did they do?
08:59It was the last week,
08:59in the last week,
09:00we stopped taking the puppy.
09:02We stopped taking the puppy.
09:07Kapil,
09:08you years before,
09:102004 or 2005,
09:102007,
09:12I felt like that,
09:14I don't know, this guy is like me.
09:16Oh!
09:16I love you.
09:17I love you.
09:18I love you.
09:19Give me, son.
09:20It's been a compliment for you.
09:26Really? It's great.
09:28It's like a breath of fresh air.
09:29First, I would like to say that their heart is very clean.
09:32That's what people should know.
09:34No, don't you close someone's show.
09:36Then, leave your life.
09:39Your heart will be clean.
09:40I love you, son.
09:42In the last year, our friends are getting worse.
09:46I feel.
09:46That's how it feels.
09:47That's right.
09:49That's right.
09:50That's right.
09:52That's right.
09:53What a joke, son.
09:54That's right, friends.
09:55It will be the same.
09:56It will be the same.
09:58When there's something, people have a little blood.
10:01The charge of the food.
10:03Now, when you prepare your set of comedy,
10:05you will listen to your friends.
10:08And a half.
10:11You are in a house.
10:21You are in a house.
10:23They are, you are in a house.
10:29It's really good.
10:31You are.
10:31Sure.
10:33You are in a house.
10:35You are in a house.
10:35People are in a house.
10:40You have been a great inspiration for all of us.
10:44You have been a great inspiration for all of us.
10:45You have been a great inspiration for all of us.
10:47Thank you, sir.
10:48Thank you, brother.
10:52Genuinely, a very, very big moment for me.
10:54I really like watching you from childhood.
10:57Across various shows.
10:58It was always my dream that I would come to TV one day.
11:01I never thought that you would come to OTT one day.
11:11I genuinely love you so much, Archana, ma'am, and Siddupa ji.
11:15I love you guys so much.
11:16Hey, God, if you close one door,
11:19you open ten doors.
11:21You're the door to see the doors.
11:23All of us are killing me, sir.
12:01Good evening and welcome to the Great Indian Couple Show.
12:10Thank you, sir.
12:11Please sit down.
12:17Who said I love you?
12:20You'll have to win.
12:21Happy birthday.
12:23Good evening, everyone is making a YouTube channel.
12:26You both know?
12:30I think people can also make their own YouTube channel.
12:38I'm talking about myself.
12:40If I have 4 people living in my house, my mother is different, my parents is different.
12:47That's why I'm talking about you.
12:48Ah, I have to go to the video of the world.
12:56Up, it's a little bit of a channel.
12:58I'm going to work in kitchen.
13:00Guys, I'm going to work with a big dog.
13:05I'm going to work with a husband's head.
13:08And I'm going to work with a big dog.
13:11Then I'm going to work with a big dog.
13:14I think you're going to get a little bit.
13:17I'm going to get a little bit more.
13:21I'm going to get a little bit more.
13:25Guys, you're going to get a little bit more.
13:26Guys, you guys, put a moisturizer.
13:28Put a little foundation, highlighter, blush, lip gloss.
13:33And finally, you have to make a magenta mascara
13:36and your 9 makeup looks like.
13:42No makeup looks like.
14:10Guys, you guys, I am going to tell you
14:12Backless blouse.
14:14Look, there's only one person from one door.
14:17They look like a big man,
14:19with a normal face,
14:19and they put the people to study.
14:23They told their baby,
14:24and when they put the tattoo on her,
14:27you will make a tattoo on her.
14:31It's a different channel of knowledge.
14:34They play a piano from behind.
14:36They play a piano from behind.
14:38Their expressions are Harun Gowil and Alok Nath.
14:40Let's mix the expression.
14:42They close the eyes and open the eyes.
14:45They say,
14:46the problem is the peace, friends.
14:50The life is everyone living.
14:52This is a life of four days.
14:54The baby says,
14:55why are you four days?
14:56My mother,
14:56you're taking the name of 25 days.
14:58She's taking the name of four days.
15:02Now, some people make a video of traveling.
15:05Put your bag down and leave.
15:08The beautiful world is waiting for you.
15:10You can comment down below.
15:11Who will you give the money?
15:13Who will you give the money?
15:16But this is the truth.
15:18The people who are talented,
15:20who are the people of their work,
15:21and their original content,
15:22and their own channel.
15:23They become a superstar.
15:24Today,
15:25the two of us are the stars.
15:27They call them on their channel.
15:30Please welcome Mr. Samirana,
15:32and Mr. Ranbir Allahabadia.
15:52The people who are talented.
16:01The people who are talented.
16:02The people who are talented.
16:02The people who are talented.
16:03The people who are talented.
16:04The people who are talented.
16:05The people who are talented.
16:06The people who are talented.
16:06The people who are talented.
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21:24I feel
22:04Oh, my God.
22:07Balraj, I want to talk about you.
22:09Yes, sir.
22:10Sorry about your venue.
22:12How many times?
22:13Three times.
22:14People have come to the joke,
22:16they've been offended,
22:17so they don't have to talk.
22:19Honestly, you have been great inspiration for all of us.
22:22As you can see,
22:24you can see us,
22:24thank you, sir.
22:25Thank you, thank you, brother.
22:30Genuinely a very, very big moment for me.
22:32Honestly, I'm watching you from childhood,
22:35like across various shows.
22:36It was always my dream
22:37that I would come to the TV one day.
22:39I never thought
22:40that you would come to OTT one day.
22:49I genuinely love you so much,
22:51Alchana Maham,
22:52and Siddupa ji.
22:53I love you guys so much.
22:55Beata,
22:55Bhagawan,
22:56if you close one door,
22:58then you open ten doors.
22:59Do you want to see the doors?
23:01All of us, sir.
23:15I love you, sir.
23:17I love you, sir.
23:18You are absolutely brilliant.
23:23Super.
23:26you are a part of my whole childhood.
23:31I was watching you,
23:33and you and Shaker, sir.
23:34You and Comedy Circus.
23:35I would follow every episode.
23:37Then I would not know what you should do.
23:39What should I say?
23:46Come and sit and talk. Come, come, please.
23:55You're good, man.
24:12Let's go.
24:12Let's go.
24:13He has it.
24:14I think someone who has come to me.
24:20Their batting was wrong.
24:24But when we went all the police station,
24:27there were many fans of Siddhupaji.
24:30They were fighting their dialogue on camera.
24:32They were talking.
24:43Oh my God!
24:45Oh my God!
24:45Oh my God!
24:46Hey, my God!
24:47Hey, Rindvi, tell us a bit.
24:48How did the beer bicep come out of the beginning?
24:50When we started, we had to make a fitness channel.
24:55I thought it was a cool name.
24:57Like in wrestling, people's names.
24:59Triple H, Stone Cold.
25:00I thought it was cool.
25:03Okay.
25:04Over time, we didn't drink beer.
25:08The bicep is still here.
25:10But the name is a little popular.
25:12So we've kept it.
25:14Do you have a liquor license for this?
25:16No, no, no.
25:18Liquor license.
25:19When you've seen stand-up,
25:21you've got a big joke on your mom.
25:25My mom has never said
25:26why are you losing my family's family?
25:29Do you have a joke on your mom?
25:31Do you have a joke on your mom?
25:31Look, sir.
25:32If I've been a kid,
25:34I've written a kid.
25:35If I'm a singer,
25:38I've written a song in my mom.
25:39If I'm a comedian,
25:40I can write a joke in my mom's mom.
25:42Very good.
25:43Well said, well said.
25:45And I've added awareness.
25:47Like, my mom, sir,
25:49I was attacked once.
25:51And I was at home.
25:52And I didn't remember the ambulance.
25:56Do you remember me?
25:59Tell me, Arsana,
26:00I remember the ambulance number.
26:011-0-0 is the only call there.
26:03That's the police?
26:04Yes.
26:05I don't remember.
26:06Brother, I've called 102.
26:08Who comes to it?
26:09Fire truck.
26:10Fire truck.
26:10Where did the fire look?
26:12I said,
26:13the fire looks like the fire looks like the fire.
26:24The fire looks like the fire looks like the fire looks like the fire.
26:29What did my parents say?
26:36My parents really liked the couple show.
26:40There is also a story, a genuine story.
26:43My grandfather was a lot of watching.
26:45He was bedridden in his final phase.
26:47But he was watching the couple show a lot.
26:50So wherever he is, he is very happy today.
26:52Thank you brother.
26:53Big day.
27:16Good evening and welcome to the great Indian couple show.
27:25Shupria, Shupria, please back here.
27:32Who has said love you?
27:35Be happy, be happy.
27:39Shupria, today every person is making a YouTube channel.
27:42You both know.
27:45You can also take someone on a platform like Netflix.
27:48Where people are watching.
27:51Then the person is making their YouTube channel.
27:53I am talking about myself.
27:54I am talking about myself.
27:56If there are 4 people in one home,
27:59then my mother is different.
28:00My parents are different.
28:01My parents are different.
28:02My parents are different.
28:03I am talking about you.
28:05This is how I am talking about.
28:06It means to me,
28:09you can see,
28:09every person has made a video.
28:11You've been watching so many channels.
28:15Guys, guys, I have made a bread and bread.
28:18I have made a bread and bread.
28:21Then, the husband's face is open.
28:23Then, the mouth is open.
28:24Then, the bread is open.
28:26Then, the bread is open for the bread.
28:36The boys are giving me a tip.
28:39I'm crazy.
28:40All the first guys, you put a moisturizer, put a little foundation, highlighter, blush, lip gloss
28:49and finally you have a magenta mascara with black eyeliner and your 9 makeup looks like.
28:57No makeup looks like.
28:58All the 28 things in the mouth.
29:022 inches in the mouth, you can see a little bit like this.
29:07The little babies of small cities, they also look at YouTube.
29:12Hi guys! Guys, you guys all have to be like a house.
29:16Hi guys!
29:17Okay, comment on their videos that you feel bad.
29:20Guys, I'm going to tell you about the backless blouse.
29:31foreign
29:45foreign
29:58eyes closed and closed
29:59they say
30:01the problem is the peace
30:03everyone is living
30:05everyone is living
30:07this is 4 days
30:08the baby says
30:10what 4 days is the mother
30:11she says
30:12now
30:18some people make a video
30:20make a bag
30:22and go out
30:23the world is waiting for you
30:25who is commenting down
30:27who is going to throw money
30:30but this is the truth
30:34those talented people
30:35who are their work
30:36their original content
30:37and their own channel
30:38they become such stars
30:42in their channel
30:43please welcome
30:46Mr. Samirana
30:47and Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia
30:51our
30:52Where is this world
30:52how are you outside?
30:57that's what it is
31:04wow
31:05we will start
31:06on our next
31:06tour
31:06Karin
31:07how are you doing?
31:09welcome
31:10welcome welcome
31:11welcome
31:14welcome welcome
31:16Oh
31:18Oh
31:23Yeah, bad guys
31:24Look at you. How do you love your friends?
31:27It's just that we are outside of jail
31:33You know both of you.
31:35Last year, you have searched the most of the celebrities.
31:39You have searched on the internet.
31:42People were searching for the internet.
31:44The police didn't search for different people.
31:48What did you feel last year? How did it go?
31:51It was a strange year.
31:52I mean, two people in this whole studio
31:55who went to Supreme Court
31:56are Khum and Siddhupaji.
32:06That's why I wrote you a share.
32:09Okay, wow.
32:11Come on, come on.
32:13From the problems,
32:14I'm afraid not to keep myself
32:16but I'm afraid not to keep myself
32:19and I'm afraid not to keep myself
32:21and I'm going to be a mess
32:21and I'm going to be a mess
32:24and we'll be more than
32:26who leave a lake with a mess.
32:29We'll be the first time
32:31and we'll be the first to make a mess.
32:37And I'll be the first to make a mess.
32:39Today he has killed one joke, so we will all be escorts.
32:46It feels like I've lost my house.
32:49Today you will have a little coaching about how to bounce back.
32:52Last time Ranveer and Samir were together, there was a police case.
32:57So today you are together again.
32:59We will take coffee or take an anticipatory bail.
33:02We will take a break.
33:06You were watching Latent.
33:08I had a lot of episodes, but I had a phone too.
33:10I told him to call him.
33:12I said, why don't you have a case?
33:15And when my show was closed,
33:18I had a call for one day,
33:20that there is something wrong with you.
33:23It's true or not?
33:26I said, look, look, you have a look.
33:27You have to go a little bit.
33:28You have to go a little bit.
33:30I didn't have to go a little bit.
33:34You have to go a little bit.
33:36But when you are famous,
33:37you can't even say anything.
33:43But I just want to tell both brothers and sisters.
33:46Look, you don't have married.
33:47In our show, all the people work,
33:49they are two kids.
33:51We will do a little bit.
33:52Today we will do a little bit.
33:53I did a little bit.
33:55No, no, no.
34:01Today we are family friendly.
34:03Today we will be family friendly.
34:04Today we will be family friendly.
34:05No, no.
34:05But Ranbir is so much love.
34:07And there are some controversy.
34:10These are all you have to learn.
34:12I am sure you will learn a lot of things.
34:14People, let's see you love us today.
34:19When the show is closed,
34:20what happened to us?
34:21Who did you call us before?
34:23What happened to us?
34:24I was called on a lawyer for the first.
34:28And he was not in touch with his phone.
34:30Where did you call us?
34:32My brother is sitting in an audience.
34:35I left his house.
34:38He's here for a while.
34:38So, the person who gave birth to birth is the only person who gave birth to birth.
34:44I didn't have an idea.
34:46I had a few hours left.
34:48When I came, I said, come on.
34:50I knew that everything was happening.
34:52Then, when I saw this clip, I said, come on, come on.
34:57It was the idea of leaving my home.
35:01After that, do you have another show?
35:06Do you have a show?
35:08Do you have an advance?
35:10The phone is very loud, sir.
35:11But today, to do comedy is very difficult.
35:14Do you know?
35:19Sir, I mean, how do you do it?
35:21I don't know.
35:22I mean, at that time, genuinely, the first call came to Kapil sir.
35:25Now, I don't know if it was the price, the price, what was it?
35:28He said, when your good time went, your bad time will go.
35:37We were waiting.
35:39Something will happen.
35:40Something will happen.
35:40Something will happen.
35:41But...
35:43At that time, Kapil sir also closed the tweet.
35:47What did you do?
35:51Our last two weeks, the last two weeks, the last two weeks that did not return to the puppies.
36:00Yeah, Kapil.
36:02Yeah, Kapil, you years or years before, 2004 or 2005 or 2005, 2007.
36:06In 2007, I feel like you were in 2007, this girl was always like.
36:09What?
36:11What?
36:11It's fun.
36:12I have fun.
36:13It's fun.
36:13It's fun.
36:14So, it's been a compliment for you.
36:20Really? It's amazing. It's like a breath of fresh air.
36:23First, I would like to say that their heart is very clean.
36:26So, that's what people should know.
36:28No, don't you close your show.
36:29Then, leave your life.
36:33So, your heart will be clean.
36:36In the last one year, our friends were very strong.
36:39I feel.
36:40I feel like this is right.
36:42It's true.
36:43It's true.
36:46What a joke, son.
36:48It's coming, friends.
36:49It's the same thing.
36:52When it happens, it's a little blood.
36:55It's a charge of the food.
36:57When you have your set set of comedy,
36:59you'll hear your friend or your attorney.
37:02Sir, I'm with a lawyer.
37:06You're sitting in the bagel.
37:08But it's the same thing.
37:09I'm doing this.
37:09The whole theater.
37:11Sir, the truth is,
37:13it's a comedy theater.
37:14This is the Habitat.
37:15It's a very unique.
37:16Every week, there was someone's call.
37:18We're going to a venue.
37:19Oh, my God.
37:21Oh, my God.
37:22But, Raj, I'm going to talk to you.
37:25Yes.
37:25Sorry about your venue.
37:27How many times?
37:28Thank you, sir.
37:28How many times?
37:29Sir, three times.
37:30People came to the joke and they were offended,
37:32but now they don't have to talk about it.
37:34You have been a great inspiration for all of us.
37:38If you look at us, we realize that people are happy.
37:41Thank you, sir.
37:41Thank you, brother.
37:45Genuinely a very, very big moment for me.
37:48I really like watching you from childhood,
37:50like across various shows.
37:52It was always my dream that I would come to you one day.
37:55I never thought you would come to OTT one day.
37:57We will come to you one day.
38:04I genuinely love you so much,
38:07Archana Ma'am and Siddhu Paji.
38:09I love you guys so much.
38:10My God, if you close one door,
38:13then you open ten doors.
38:15You will open the doors.
38:16All the people are killing us, sir.
38:28I love you guys.
38:32I love you guys.
38:34You are absolutely brilliant.
38:39Super.
38:39Sir,
38:41what you guys learned.
38:43Genuinely,
38:44you are part of my whole childhood.
38:46I loved you.
38:48I loved you.
38:49You and Shaker, sir.
38:49You and comedy circus.
38:51I followed every episode.
38:53I didn't know what to say.
38:54What do you mean?
39:02Come and talk.
39:03Come, come, please.
39:10Too good.
39:10Genuinely, sir, I respect you both, but I do a little bit more
39:16because he hasn't been out of zero.
39:27He has hit him, he has hit him.
39:32He has hit him with me.
39:35His bad things are wrong.
39:40He has hit him with me.
39:40But when we both went to the police station,
39:43there are a lot of fans of Siddhupaji.
39:46He was hitting him in the camera.
39:48He said, let's go, let's go, let's go.
39:59Oh, my God.
40:00Oh, my God.
40:01Oh, my God.
40:04What's your beard bicep?
40:05What's your beard?
40:06When it started, the goal was to create a fitness channel.
40:10I thought it was a cool name.
40:12Like in wrestling, people's names.
40:14Triple H, Stone Cold.
40:16I thought it was cool.
40:19Over time, I didn't drink beer.
40:22I didn't drink beer.
40:24The bicep is a little bit.
40:26But the name is a little popular.
40:28So we've kept it.
40:29Do you have to take a liquor license for this?
40:31Or do you have to call it?
40:32No, no, no.
40:33It's a liquor license given.
40:34When you've seen stand-up,
40:37this is a big joke on your grandma's.
40:40My grandma has never said,
40:42I think you're wrong with my family.
40:43Why are you losing my family?
40:45Why are you losing my family?
40:46Are you kidding me?
40:47Look, sir, if I'm a kid,
40:49I write a song in my grandma's memory.
40:51If I'm a singer,
40:53I write a song in my grandma's memory.
40:55If I'm a comedian,
40:56I can write a joke in my grandma's memory.
40:58Very good.
40:58Well said.
40:59Well said.
41:00And I have some awareness.
41:03Like my grandma, my grandma, my grandma,
41:05I was at home alone.
41:08And I didn't remember the number of ambulance.
41:10Okay?
41:12Do you remember the number of ambulance?
41:14Tell me.
41:15Do you remember the number of ambulance?
41:16100 is the only call there.
41:18That's the police.
41:20I didn't remember.
41:22I called 102.
41:23Who was there?
41:24Fire.
41:26Where was the fire?
41:27I said,
41:28I said,
41:29the fire will be in the morning.
41:30Oh!
41:39Did someone say,
41:42I've seen your child's video?
41:44Yes.
41:44His parents said,
41:45What?
41:52My parents like a couple of couples.
41:55There's a story.
41:56It's a real story.
41:57It's a genuine story.
41:57Yes.
41:58My dadajji was watching a lot.
42:00He was bed-ridden in his final phase.
42:02Yes.
42:03But he was watching a couple of shows.
42:05So,
42:05wherever he is,
42:06he's very happy today.
42:08Big, big day.
42:11Kamai.
42:12You're an amazing comedian.
42:14So,
42:15who do you think,
42:16in India,
42:17is the best stand-up comedian?
42:19Stand up.
42:21In this case,
42:22In this case,
42:22there's no time,
42:23ma'am,
42:24that India's best comedian.
42:26India's name,
42:27I'll say the world,
42:27is right here,
42:28Kabir Sharman.
42:29Oh, bro.
42:30Lovely.
42:34Genuinely,
42:34it's a lot of difficult.
42:36I don't know how he does it.
42:38I mean,
42:39every week,
42:40show,
42:41episodes,
42:42I don't know how many thousands of episodes you have done,
42:44sir.
42:44It is unbelievable.
42:46Like,
42:46it's,
42:47here's a legend veteran.
42:49Thank you, bro.
42:50Lovely.
43:03A-
43:13Kappayi Faji,
43:14I'd ask you a question.
43:15I'm dancing.
43:17I'm dancing,
43:18I'm dancing,
43:23Yes, please.
43:49Yes, please.
44:39Yes, please.
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