The Great Indian Kapil Sharma Show Samay Raina & Ranveer Full Episode Dailymotion 2 May

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00:22Good evening and welcome to the great Indian Kapil show.

00:32Please sit here.

00:39Who said I love you?

00:42You are happy.

00:45Siddhu, today every person is making a YouTube channel.

00:49You both know.

00:49You are happy.

00:53You can take someone like Netflix on the platform.

00:55In 192 countries, people are watching.

00:57Then the person is making a YouTube channel.

00:59I am talking about myself.

01:02If there are 4 people in one house,

01:05then the mother is different, the father is different,

01:08the children are different.

01:09That's why I am talking about you.

01:10I am talking about this.

01:14You are happy.

01:16You are happy.

01:19You are happy.

01:20You are happy.

01:21Guys, today I have made a bread and bread.

01:27He is making his husband's face open.

01:30He is making bread and making bread.

01:33He is making bread and making bread.

01:40You are happy.

01:43The boys are giving us some tips today.

01:46I think a crazy dude.

01:47Come on now.

01:47Everybody guys, you put a moisturizer.

01:50Then put a foundation, highlighter, blush, lip gloss

01:55and the beauty is black, orange, magenta mascara

01:58and the new makeup looks.

02:03The new makeup looks like it.

02:05This is the first 28 things in the mouth of the poti.

02:082, 2 inches in the mouth,

02:10the other one also looks like this.

02:13The small towns of the cities of the cities,

02:16they also look at YouTube.

02:18Hi guys!

02:20Guys, so everyone has like this,

02:21like the house of the cows.

02:22Hi guys!

02:24Please comment on them in the video,

02:25that you are very bad.

02:27Guys, they are straight to the cows,

02:28so they are going to be a good job.

02:32Guys, today I will tell you,

02:46foreign

02:52foreign

03:04I am going to close the eyes and open the eyes.

03:07They say that the problem is a quiet, friends.

03:11Their life is still living.

03:13They are living in 4 days.

03:16They say that they are living in 4 days.

03:17They are living in 25 days.

03:19They are living in 4 days.

03:22They are living in 4 days.

03:24Now, some people are traveling video.

03:27They are making their bags and they are making their bags.

03:30They are looking for you.

03:51Please welcome Mr. Samir Ena and Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia

04:19Welcome

04:21Welcome

04:24can

04:30a

04:31a

04:57It's a weird year.

04:59This whole studio has two people who are going to the Supreme Court.

05:03They are Hum and Siddhu Paji.

05:12That's why I have written a letter for you.

05:17Come on, come on.

05:20Don't be afraid of yourself.

05:24Don't be afraid of yourself.

05:25We will stop the pieces of04.

05:28Come on, come on.

05:43And if he can't fight today,

05:47we will be drunk.

05:50We will be out of the house.

05:52I feel like I'm losing my house.

05:55You will have a little coaching on how to bounce back.

05:59Last time Ranbir and Samy were together,

06:01there was a police case.

06:03So today you will be together again.

06:06We will get coffee and we will get anti-sweetery bail.

06:13You were watching later...

06:14I saw many episodes. I had a phone too.

06:16I told him to call him and I said, why didn't the case happen?

06:21And when my show closed, one day before I called myself,

06:27I told him that something is wrong with you.

06:29Is it true or not?

06:32I said, look, you've come to see, you're going to move a little.

06:36So I told you that I don't have any antiriyami.

06:42But when you're famous, you can't say anything.

06:45What?

06:49But I just want to tell both my brothers,

06:52that you don't have married both.

06:54The people who work in our show,

06:55they're all two kids.

06:57So today we'll do something.

06:59I've done something, sir.

07:01No, no, no.

07:03No, no, no.

07:04Sit.

07:07Today we're going to be family friendly.

07:09Today we're going to be family friendly.

07:11No, but Ranbir is so much love.

07:13And the controversy is coming to you.

07:17It's all for you to learn.

07:18I'm sure you've also learned many things.

07:20People, let's see you so much.

07:25When the show closed,

07:28who had to call who was?

07:29What happened to you?

07:30What happened to you?

07:30I was going to call a lawyer.

07:32I was going to call a lawyer.

07:34I was going to call a lawyer.

07:35And I was going to call his phone.

07:36Okay.

07:37So where are you going to call?

07:38No, my brother came here.

07:40I was sitting in an audience.

07:41I went to his house.

07:44He's here for that.

07:45But you are going to call his phone.

07:46Oh, no.

07:53How much is he going to call him?

08:07That's what I've said.

08:14I don't know how to do it, I don't know.

08:16The phone is very high, sir, but today's comedy is very difficult.

08:20Do you know?

08:26Sir, I mean, how do you do it? I don't know.

08:28I mean, at that time, genuinely, the first call came to Kapil sir.

08:32I don't know what it was, what it was.

08:35He said, in the time, whatever your good time is going,

08:37your bad time will also go.

08:44We were waiting, something will happen, something will happen, but...

08:49At that time, Kapil sir also closed the tweet.

08:54How did we do it?

08:58In the last two weeks, Shanti,

09:00Udith Narayan also closed the puppies.

09:07Kapil, you years ago, in 2004 or 2005,

09:112007.

09:112007?

09:12Just as I thought in 2007,

09:14this guy is the same.

09:15Oh!

09:16Oh, my God!

09:17I don't know.

09:17It's amazing.

09:19It's amazing.

09:20It's amazing.

09:20Give it to me, son.

09:20It's been a compliment for you.

09:27It's amazing.

09:28It's like a breath of fresh air.

09:29First, I would like to say that his heart is very clean.

09:32That's what people should know.

09:34But I don't know.

09:35No, you don't have to close the show.

09:36You will also leave your life.

09:39Then, leave your life.

09:40Then, the heart will be clean.

09:42In the last year, my friends were very high.

09:46I feel.

09:46That's how I feel.

09:47That's how I feel.

09:48That's how I feel.

09:52That's how I feel.

09:53That's how I feel.

09:54That's how I feel.

09:55That's how I feel.

09:56I feel like he's hanging out with his hands.

10:02That's what I'm thinking,

10:02if someone needs tea or skin,

10:02they'll use food to drink food.

10:03Then they're drinking food.

10:03Now, when you're preparing for a comedy set,

10:05then you're preparing for your friends.

10:08As you're in the office,

10:10I'm with my lawyer.

10:11You're with me genuinely.

10:12You're in my family.

10:14What's your name?

10:15The one was in the world.

10:17Sir, this is your family's office.

10:18You are in a comedy theater

10:20in Habitat.

10:21Every week,

10:23you're in aija.

10:25Oh, my God.

10:46Thank you, sir.

10:51Genuinely a very, very big moment for me.

10:54Honestly, I'm watching you from childhood.

10:57Like, across various shows.

10:58It was always my dream,

10:59that I'm on TV one day.

11:01I never thought you would come to OTT one day.

11:11I genuinely love you so much,

11:13Arsana, ma'am, and Siddupa ji.

11:15I love you guys so much.

11:16Hey, God, if God closes one door,

11:19then he opens 10 doors.

11:21Are you the door to see the doors?

11:23All of them are killing me, sir.

11:28Thank you, man.

11:34I love you.

11:39Don't cry.

11:44I'm bad.

11:51No.

11:53No.

12:01Good evening and welcome to the great Indian couple show.

12:10Shukriya, Shukriya, please sit here.

12:17Who said love you?

12:20Stay happy, stay happy.

12:23Shukriya, today every person is making a YouTube channel.

12:26You both know.

12:30You can also take someone on a platform like Netflix.

12:33Where people are watching.

12:35Then the person is making their YouTube channel, I'm talking about myself.

12:40If you live in one house, then the mother is different, the father is different, the children are different.

12:47This time I'm talking about you.

12:50You can see, every person is making a video.

12:56You've got so many channels.

12:58They're all my parents at the kitchen.

13:00Guys, today I've made an 재밌 and stints.

13:05Today I made my husband's mouth, I open my tongue.

13:08And he keeps making a joke on YouTube.

13:11Then the son says,

13:12That's how you look nice.

13:14You get your smile.

13:15I got a smile on you.

13:21Girls come tomorrow today.

13:23They're giving me tips.

13:24I am so surprised.

13:25Let's go first.

13:26First, you put the moisturizer.

13:28Put it a little foundation.

13:30Then highlighter.

13:31Then blush.

13:32Then lip gloss.

13:33And finally, you use magenta and mascara.

13:36And your new makeup makeup.

13:38ah

13:38I

13:41know make up look is that

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38:05I genuinely love you so much Archana ma'am and Siddupa ji. I love you guys so much.

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