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00:22Good evening and welcome to the great Indian Kapil show.
00:32Please sit here.
00:39Who said I love you?
00:42You are happy.
00:45Siddhu, today every person is making a YouTube channel.
00:49You both know.
00:49You are happy.
00:53You can take someone like Netflix on the platform.
00:55In 192 countries, people are watching.
00:57Then the person is making a YouTube channel.
00:59I am talking about myself.
01:02If there are 4 people in one house,
01:05then the mother is different, the father is different,
01:08the children are different.
01:09That's why I am talking about you.
01:10I am talking about this,
01:14you see,
01:15you have to watch every person with the video.
01:18You have so many channels,
01:20they are leaving the kitchen.
01:21Guys,
01:23today I made a cake and a cake.
01:27Then her husband's face was open and opened.
01:30Then he made a cake and put it on the cake.
01:33And then, the voice comes back and says,
01:34that it looks good on YouTube.
01:38That's why it looks good on YouTube.
01:39That's why it looks good on YouTube.
01:39That's why it looks good on YouTube.
01:43The girls come here today
01:44and give them tips for makeup.
01:45I'm crazy.
01:47All right, guys, you put a moisturizer.
01:50You put a foundation,
01:52highlighter, blush,
01:54lip gloss.
01:55And finally, you put a magenta mascara
01:58and your new makeup looks good.
02:03No makeup looks good.
02:05It's the first 28 things in the mouth.
02:08It's 2-2 inches.
02:09It's also like this.
02:13The little girls of small towns.
02:16They've also looked at YouTube.
02:18Hi, guys.
02:20Guys, everyone's like the house.
02:22Hi, guys.
02:24You comment on their videos,
02:25you're feeling bad.
02:26Guys, they're going to be a good job.
02:32Guys, I'll tell you about backless blouse.
02:35Look, there are only one man who has a blouse.
02:39But, they're just a man who has a blouse,
02:41a blouse.
02:57foreign
03:25I'm going to make a video of my bag and get out of your bag and get out of your
03:29bag.
03:30The world is waiting for you.
03:32Who is commenting down below?
03:33Who will get out of your bag?
03:35Who will get out of your bag?
03:38But this is the truth.
03:40Those talented people, who are their hard work, their original content, and their own channel.
03:45They become a superstar.
03:46Our two of them are like stars.
03:49They come to their channel.
03:52Please welcome Mr. Samir Rana.
03:54And Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia.
04:13How are you doing?
04:15Welcome.
04:16Welcome.
04:17Welcome.
04:18Welcome.
04:20Welcome.
04:21Welcome.
04:22Thank you, Nick.
04:25Welcome.
04:34Welcome.
04:34I am happy that we are out of jail.
04:39You all know them well.
04:41In the last year,
04:43we have been searching for the most of the celebrities.
04:47People were searching for the internet.
04:50There was a lot of police.
04:54How did you feel last year?
04:57It was a strange year.
04:59There were two people in this studio
05:01who went to the Supreme Court.
05:04Tham and Siddhu Paji.
05:12That's why I wrote a song for you.
05:17Come on, come on.
05:20If we are afraid of ourselves,
05:22If we are afraid of ourselves,
05:26we will be afraid of ourselves,
05:28and we will be afraid of ourselves.
05:43We will be afraid of ourselves.
05:44If he is afraid of ourselves,
05:47we will be afraid of ourselves.
05:49We will make ourselves in a house,
05:55but we will first be espíritus.
05:57I don't know how to bounce back.
05:59The last time Ranveer and Samir were 7,
06:01there was a police case.
06:03So, today, you will be together again.
06:06We will have coffee, coffee
06:07or we will have anti-spitry bail.
06:13You were watching later and then?
06:14I had a lot of episodes. I had a phone too.
06:17I had a phone call.
06:19I said, why don't you have a case?
06:21And when my show closed,
06:25I had a phone call.
06:25One day before, I had a phone call.
06:27I told you something bad about you.
06:29Is it true or is it true?
06:32I said, look, you've come to see.
06:34Let's go a little.
06:36So, I'm telling you, I don't want to say anything.
06:41You're famous.
06:43But when you're famous,
06:44you can't say anything.
06:49But I just want to tell my brothers,
06:51that you don't have married.
06:53I did not have it.
06:54On our show,
06:54there are so many people who work,
06:55we are all two children.
06:57Then, we will do it quick.
06:59I had had some money, sir.
07:01No, no, no.
07:03No, no, no.
07:07Today, family friendly zone is a program.
07:09Today, family friendly.
07:11No, no.
07:12But Ranbir is very very beloved.
07:13Very well.
07:13And all the controversies can be brought to you, bro.
07:16This is coming all you кайф to teach.
07:18I'm sure that you will teach many things.
07:44He's here for that reason.
07:50He's here for that reason.
08:46He's here for that reason.
08:49He's here for that reason.
09:19He's here for that reason.
09:21He's here for that reason.
09:22He's here for that reason.
09:54He's here for that reason.
10:15He's here for that reason.
10:55He's here for that reason.
11:23He's here for that reason.
11:52He's here for that reason.
12:10He's here for that reason.
12:16He's here for that reason.
12:50He's here for that reason.
13:22He's here for that reason.
13:52He's here for that reason.
14:23He's here for that reason.
14:23He's here for that reason.
14:53He's here for that reason.
14:54He's here for that reason.
14:54He's here for that reason.
15:05He's here for that reason.
15:07He's here for that reason.
15:40He's here for that reason.
15:41He's here for that reason.
15:59He's here for that reason.
16:09He's here for that reason.
16:10He's here for that reason.
16:11I am happy that we are in jail.
16:16You are all in jail.
16:18You are all in jail.
16:19You are all in jail.
16:20In the last year,
16:21of the celebrities.
16:25You have been searching for the internet.
16:27You have been searching for the police.
16:32What did you feel like last year?
16:34How did you feel like this year?
16:35How did you feel like this year?
16:36It was a strange year.
16:37In this whole studio,
16:38there are two people
16:39who went to the Supreme Court.
16:41They are
16:42We and Siddhu Paji.
16:50That's why I wrote a share for you.
16:53Okay, wow.
16:56Come on, come on.
16:58Don't be afraid of yourself.
17:02Don't be afraid of yourself.
17:03Don't be afraid of yourself.
17:04Don't be afraid of yourself.
17:09Don't be afraid of yourself.
17:12We got one in jail
17:24That's what we did
17:27Why should we leave a fire from the center?
17:37From the first time the解
17:38When we were together, there was a case of police.
17:41So, today, you will be together.
17:44We will have coffee, coffee, or we will have anti-spitry bail.
17:51Were you watching later?
17:53I had a lot of episodes. I had a phone too.
17:55I had a phone call.
17:57I said, why the case didn't happen.
18:01When my show was closed,
18:03I had a call for one day,
18:09I had a call for two years.
18:12I had a call for two years.
18:13I had a call for two years.
18:13I was telling you that I had no idea.
18:18I didn't want to say anything.
18:19You can't say anything.
18:21But when you're famous,
18:22you can't say anything.
18:24But I just want to tell you,
18:30that you both didn't get married.
18:31I had a call for two years.
18:32As always,
18:33the people who work from,
18:34they are two kids.
18:35So, today, we will do some of it.
18:37I have done some of it, sir.
18:39No, no, no.
18:45Today, we will be family friendly.
18:47We will be family friendly.
18:49No, no, no.
18:50But Ranbir is so much love.
18:51And these controversies are always coming for you.
18:56I'm sure you will learn a lot.
18:58People love you so much today.
19:04When the show is closed,
19:06who had to call first?
19:08What happened to you?
19:09I had to call him a lawyer.
19:13And his phone didn't feel like it.
19:15Where did you call him?
19:17My brother is sitting in an audience,
19:19and I went to his house.
19:22He's here for that reason.
19:23So, he's the only person who gave up to him.
19:25He's the only person who gave up.
19:27He's the only person who gave up.
19:29I don't know if he gave up.
19:32And I had told him that this was happening.
19:36When you saw this clip,
19:38you said, go, go.
19:42After that,
19:47you've got to call him a show.
19:49Or, before the book,
19:51They also told me that they had to give advice too.
19:55The phone is very nice, but today's comedy is very difficult.
19:58Do you know how to do it?
20:04Sir, how do you do it? I don't know.
20:07At that time, I had the first call to Kapil sir.
20:10I don't know if that was a good thing,
20:12what was it?
20:13He said,
20:13now, when you have a good time,
20:16your bad time will also be going.
20:22We were waiting for another,
20:24something will happen, but...
20:27at that time, Kapil sir also closed the tweets.
20:32Why did they do it?
20:36The two weeks,
20:39Naraayin also closed the puppies.
20:44Yeah, Kapil, you came in 2004-2005, right?
20:492007.
20:50Yeah, 2007.
20:50As I thought in 2007, this guy was like that.
20:54Oh!
20:54It's amazing!
20:56It's amazing!
20:57It's amazing!
20:58It's amazing!
20:58Give it to you, son.
20:59It's a compliment for you.
21:05It's amazing!
21:06It's like a breath of freshness.
21:08First, I would like to say that his heart is very clean.
21:10That's what people should know.
21:12That's what you should know.
21:13If not, you close a person.
21:15Then leave your life.
21:17Then leave your heart clean.
21:20I thought it would be great.
21:21In the past years, our friends were quite low.
21:24I feel.
21:25That's how it feels.
21:25That's right.
21:26That's right.
21:28That's right.
21:30So, that's right.
21:31What a mess, son.
21:32That's right.
21:33You'll see the same.
21:33You'll see the same.
21:34You'll see the same.
21:37You'll see the same thing.
21:38Then, you'll find a little bottle of blood,
21:40you'll get a drink of water.
21:41You'll get a drink of water.
22:03Oh my God.
22:04Oh my God.
22:07Blaraj, I want to talk to you about your venue.
22:09First of all, I'm sorry for your venue.
22:12How many times?
22:13Three times.
22:14People came and took off the jokes,
22:16but now they have to talk.
22:19Honestly, you have been a great inspiration for all of us.
22:23You have been watching us,
22:24Thank you, sir.
22:26Thank you, brother.
22:30Genuinely a very, very big moment for me.
22:33Honestly, I am watching you from childhood.
22:35Like, across various shows.
22:36It was always my dream,
22:37that I am on TV one day.
22:39I never thought you would come to OTT one day.
22:49I genuinely love you so much,
22:51Alchana Maham and Siddupa ji.
22:53I love you guys so much.
22:55If God closes one door,
22:58then open ten doors.
23:00You are the ones who are watching.
23:13I love you, sir.
23:16I love you, sir.
23:17I love you, sir.
23:18I love you, sir.
23:18I love you.
23:18You are absolutely brilliant.
23:23Super.
23:24Sir,
23:26You are a part of my whole childhood.
23:31You are a part of my whole childhood.
23:32You and Shaker, sir.
23:34You are a part of comedy circus.
23:35I followed every episode.
23:37I also didn't know what to say.
23:39I love you, sir.
23:57I love you too.
24:01You are too good, sir.
24:05I think I'm not sure.
24:20I'm not sure.
24:20I'm not sure.
24:21I'm not sure.
24:22I'm not sure.
24:23I'm not sure.
24:24I'm not sure.
24:25But when we both went to police station
24:27there was a lot of fans.
24:30They were also very fans.
24:31They were shooting their dialogue.
24:32They were shooting.
24:44Oh my God.
24:46Oh my God.
24:47Tell me about the rear bicep.
24:50When I started,
24:52the goal was to make a fitness channel.
24:55I thought it was a cool name.
24:57There are people in wrestling.
24:58Triple H, Stone Cold.
25:00I thought it was cool.
25:03But over time,
25:05I didn't drink beer.
25:08The bicep is still here.
25:10But the name was a little popular.
25:12So we've kept it.
25:14Do you have to take a liquor license?
25:15Or do you have to say it?
25:17No, no, no.
25:18It's a liquor license.
25:19When you've seen stand-up,
25:21you're beating on your grandma's jokes.
25:25Never told me,
25:26why are you losing my family's family?
25:30You're beating my grandma's jokes?
25:31Look, sir.
25:32If I'm a movie,
25:34I write a movie.
25:36If I'm a singer,
25:38I write a movie.
25:39I'm a comedian,
25:40so I can write a joke in my grandma's jokes.
25:42Very good.
25:43Well said, well said.
25:46And,
25:46I've had some awareness,
25:47like,
25:48my grandma,
25:49sir,
25:49my grandma attacked
25:50and I was at home.
25:52And I didn't remember the ambulance.
25:55Okay?
25:57Do you remember me?
25:59Tell me,
25:59Arsana,
26:00I remember the ambulance number.
26:01100 is the only call there.
26:03It's the police.
26:03It's the police.
26:04It's the police.
26:05It's the police.
26:05I don't remember.
26:06Brother,
26:07I've called 102.
26:08Who's that?
26:09Fire.
26:11Where did the fire look?
26:12I said,
26:13the fire will be in the morning.
26:15Oh!
26:17Oh!
26:20Oh!
26:21Oh!
26:21Oh!
26:23Oh!
26:24Oh!
26:25My buddy told me,
26:26I've seen my baby.
26:28Yes,
26:29He said to them,
26:29Oh.
26:36My parents like the couple shows.
26:40There is also a story,
26:41a genuine story.
26:42Oh my dad had seen a lot.
26:45He was in bedridden in his final phase.
26:47But,
26:48he's watched a couple shows.
26:49So,
26:50thank you.
26:50We are very happy today.
26:52Big big day.
27:16Good evening and welcome to The Great New Couple Show.
27:25Thank you, thank you. Please sit here.
27:32Who said I love you?
27:35Be happy, be happy.
27:39Today every person is making a YouTube channel.
27:42You both know.
28:07That's why I love you.
28:11I love you.
28:12I love you.
28:14I love you.
28:42I love you.
28:55I love you.
28:57I love you.
28:58I love you.
28:58I love you.
29:07I love you.
29:12I love you.
29:15I love you.
29:24I love you.
29:28I love you.
29:40I love you.
29:46I love you.
29:48I love you.
30:01I love you.
30:31I love you.
30:32I love you.
30:32I love you.
30:33I love you.
30:34I love you.
30:52I love you.
31:10I love you.
31:12I love you.
31:14Welcome, welcome.
31:23What a story, what a story.
31:25What are you seeing? How do you love your people?
31:27We are just happy that we are out of jail.
31:33You all know both of you.
31:35In the last year,
31:37we have been searching for the celebrities.
31:39We have been searching for the celebrities.
31:41People were searching for the internet.
31:44The police have been searching for different people.
31:48What did you feel last year? How did it get out of jail?
31:51It was a strange year.
31:52In this whole studio,
31:54there were two people who went to Supreme Court.
31:57They were Hum and Siddhu Paji.
32:06This is why I wrote a story for you.
32:09Come on, come on.
32:12There are many people who are afraid of him.
32:16I think they are afraid of him.
32:19They will become more depressed than the person.
32:21They will be angry and the person who left to haunt himself.
32:37And if you have a joke today, we will be able to get a joke.
32:46I feel like I'm lost at home.
32:49Today, you will have a little coaching about how you bounce back.
32:52Last time Ranveer and Samir were 7, there was a police case.
32:57So, today, you will be together.
32:59You will be able to take coffee or take anti-spitry bail.
33:06You were watching Latent.
33:08I had a lot of episodes. I had a phone too.
33:10I told him to call him. I said, why don't you have a case?
33:15And when my show closed, one day ago, I got a call.
33:20That something is bad about you.
33:23Is it true?
33:25Is it true or not?
33:26I said, look, look, you have a look.
33:27Let's go a little bit.
33:29I told you about it.
33:31I don't want to tell you about it.
33:31I don't want to tell you about it.
33:35You don't want to say anything.
33:36But when you're famous, you can't say anything.
33:39But when you're famous, you don't want to say anything.
33:43I just want to tell you about it.
33:46You don't want to tell me about it.
33:47I don't want to tell you about it.
33:48You don't want to tell me about it.
33:51You can actually tell me about it.
33:51I was able to tell you about it.
33:55No, no.
33:56No.
33:56No, no.
34:14Let's see how you love me today.
34:19When the show closed,
34:21who did you call first?
34:23What happened to you?
34:24I had to call him a lawyer before.
34:28And his phone didn't feel like it.
34:30Where did you call him?
34:32My brother came here in an audience.
34:35I went to his house.
34:38He's here for acting.
34:40He's here for acting.
34:45He's here for acting.
34:45I didn't have an idea.
34:46A day later,
34:47I came here.
34:49I said,
34:49come here.
34:50I knew that everything was happening.
34:52When you saw this clip,
34:53then you said,
34:54come, come, come.
34:57I had an idea of leaving my house.
35:01After this controversy,
35:03do you have a phone to do more shows?
35:05Do you have a live show?
35:06Or do you have the books that you have told?
35:08Do you have advance?
35:09Just keep it.
35:10The phone is very good,
35:11sir.
35:11But today,
35:12it's very difficult to do comedy today.
35:14Do you know?
35:19Sir,
35:20how do you do it?
35:21I don't know.
35:22I mean,
35:23at that time,
35:23the first call came to Kapil sir.
35:25Now,
35:26I don't know,
35:26what was the price,
35:27what was the price?
35:28He said,
35:29whatever your good time is going,
35:31your bad time is going.
35:33I don't know.
35:38We were waiting.
35:39We were waiting.
35:39Something will happen.
35:40Something will happen.
35:40Something will happen.
35:41But...
35:43At that time,
35:44Kapil sir,
35:45closed the tweet.
35:50Who did that?
35:51The two weeks,
35:53The two weeks,
35:53in the mood,
35:54that you had
35:55the one of the movies.
35:57Man,
36:01you came to the movies.
36:01Kapil,
36:02you years or years before...
36:032004 or 5,
36:04Soviet,
36:052007.
36:06The same thing that in 2007,
36:07that guy did not say I was like.
36:09What was it?
36:10That's not sad.
36:11It's good.
36:12It's good.
36:13It's good.
36:13Wait.
36:14It's been a compliment for you.
36:20Really, it's amazing.
36:22Like a breath of fresh.
36:23First, I would like to say that their heart is very clean.
36:26That's what people should know.
36:28No, don't you close someone's show,
36:30then leave your life.
36:32So, your heart will be clean.
36:36In the last year,
36:37our friends are very strong.
36:39I feel.
36:40That's how I feel.
36:41That's how I feel.
36:42That's how I feel.
36:47That's how I feel.
36:48That's how I feel, friends.
36:49It's the same.
36:52When there's a thing,
36:53there's a little blood pressure.
36:55It's the charge of the food.
36:57When you prepare your comedy set,
36:59you'll listen to your friends,
37:00or whatever.
37:03I'm with a lawyer.
37:04I'm with a genuine news.
37:06Okay, you're sitting in the bagel,
37:08the whole theater broke.
37:11Sir, you're here.
37:13This is a comedy theater,
37:14Habitat Nanse.
37:15It's very important.
37:16Every week, someone's call is coming.
37:18We're going to the venue.
37:19Oh my God.
37:41Thank you, brother.
37:50Thank you, brother.
37:50I'm with you now.
37:50Like across various shows.
37:52It was always my dream,
37:53that I'm with you guys on TV.
37:55I didn't feel like
37:56you'll come to OTT one day.
38:04I genuinely love you so much,
38:07Arshana Maham and Siddupa Ji.
38:09I love you guys so much.
38:10If you close a door,
38:13then you open ten doors.
38:15You're the ones who are watching.
38:16They're the most people who are shooting us, sir.
38:21Thank you, brother.
38:28Thank you, brother.
38:29I love you guys.
38:34You are absolutely brilliant.
38:39Super.
38:39Sir,
38:42genuinely,
38:44you are a part of my whole childhood.
38:46I saw you.
38:47I would like to see you in the comedy circus.
38:51I would follow every episode.
38:53Then I don't even know what to say.
39:02Come, come, come, please.
39:11Genuinely, sir.
39:12I respect both of you.
39:14But I do a little bit more.
39:17Because I've never been out of zero.
39:27I feel like someone's disease.
39:35I'm going to batting them.
39:37I'm going to batting them.
39:40But when we both went to the police station,
39:43there are also many fans of Sidhu Paji.
39:46They were shooting their dialogue in the camera.
39:48They said,
39:48leave them, leave them, leave them.
39:59Oh my God!
40:00Oh my god!
40:01Oh my God!
40:01Oh my God!
40:02It's cool man!
40:03Give me a little bit.
40:04how much beer bicep did he?
40:06When it was started, the goal was to create a fitness channel.
40:11I thought that it was a cool name.
40:12People in wrestling have people's names like Triple H, Stone Cold.
40:16I thought that they would keep something cool.
40:19Over time, I mean, I don't drink beer.
40:24Bicep is still here.
40:26But the name is a bit popular.
40:28So we've kept it.
40:29Do you have a liquor license for this?
40:32No, liquor license is given.
40:34When you've seen stand-up,
40:37they're making jokes on your grandma's.
40:40Never said that you're making jokes on your grandma's.
40:43Why are you making jokes on your grandma's?
40:47Look, sir, if I'm a movie,
40:49I write a movie in my grandma's memory.
40:51If I'm a singer, I write a movie in my grandma's memory.
40:55If I'm a comedian, I can write a joke in my grandma's memory.
40:58Very good.
40:59Well said, well said.
41:01And I've added some awareness.
41:03Like my grandma and my grandma had attacked.
41:06And I was at home at that time.
41:08And I didn't remember the ambulance.
41:10Okay?
41:12Do you remember me?
41:14Do you remember me?
41:15Do you remember the ambulance number?
41:161-0-0 is the only call right now.
41:18That's the police car?
41:19Yes.
41:21I don't remember.
41:22Brother, I called him for 102.
41:23Who's that?
41:24Fire truck.
41:25Fire truck.
41:26Where did the fire look?
41:28I said, the fire looks like it's morning.
41:40You're like the fire itself,
41:42He's like the fire truck.
41:44You're like, man.
41:49I was like the fire truck.
41:49I'm like, man.
41:49I'll never get off the fire truck.
41:51The fire truck.
41:51As soon as my parents
41:52have come on,ujuiqiiika.
41:55Yes. He's like the
41:59You're like the fire truck.
42:00They were bedridden in their final phase, but they watched Kapil Sharma's show a lot.
42:05So, wherever they are, they are very happy today.
42:07Thank you, thank you.
42:08Big, big day.
42:11Kamae, you're an amazing comedian.
42:14So, who do you think in India is the best stand-up comedian?
42:19Stand-up.
42:21In this case,
42:22there is no doubt about India's best comedian.
42:26No doubt about India's world is right here, Kapil Sharma.
42:29No doubt, bro.
42:30Lovely.
42:33Genuinely, it's a lot of difficult.
42:36I don't know how he does it.
42:38I mean, every week, a show, like, episode,
42:42I don't know how many thousands of episodes you have done, sir.
42:44It is unbelievable.
42:46Like, it's...
42:47Here is a legend about Einstein.
42:49Thank you, thank you, bro.
42:50Lovely.
42:52This is what people do.
42:53When you love,
42:54you have confidence.
42:56And what is normally?
42:57What happens?
42:58We sometimes make scripts,
42:59sometimes they don't have a script,
43:00sometimes they don't have a script,
43:01but people,
43:03seeing you and seeing you,
43:04and seeing you,
43:05and saying,
43:06no, you do it.
43:07We are with you.
43:08And this is your love.
43:13Kapil Phaji,
43:14I have a question for you.
43:15Bye, I'm a dancer.
43:17Bye, I'm a dancer.
43:17Bye, I'm a dancer.
43:18Bye, I'm a dancer, guys.
43:19Bye, I'm a dancer.
43:24Bye, I'm a dancer.
43:24Yes, please.
43:25How are you in life?
43:26Generally,
43:28I feel like it's been so long you've played a show,
43:30and what's your perspective all?
43:33What's your perspective?
43:34All you see as to a police officer,
43:37what do you say?
43:37What is your shock?
43:38What is my poetry great for you?
43:40This is great.
43:41It's a shock from their own,
43:42sometimes,
43:43free time,
43:54I think it's a big blessing for you to be able to do good things.
44:02I think that you can do your work with your heart and then the rest of the things come.
44:05come together.
44:06So I feel a blessing.
44:08I've seen many films and actors, when I was in our show, I feel that it is true or dream
44:17or true.
44:17It is a life that everything happens.
44:19I am going to show run in the old days.
44:21My brother has a little less, I think he has to talk about death.
44:26In the old days, it is a dream that you do work and you do work and you do work
44:34and
44:34I don't know what you're saying.
44:38And what are you talking about today?
44:40I can talk about death.
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