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Craving My Brother's Best Friend Full Episode - Full (2026)
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00:00:04Open your legs up for me.
00:00:06Why?
00:00:07Like that?
00:00:09Like that.
00:00:15Oh, yeah, right there.
00:00:20Are you sure you're ready for me to take your virginity?
00:00:22This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:25I only want you.
00:00:30Your brother's gonna kill me.
00:00:32But I don't care.
00:00:34You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:46That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback,
00:00:49my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body,
00:00:52and my virginity on my 18th birthday.
00:00:54In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:57Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:00In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:03It's pure tragic.
00:01:04Not only is he the star quarterback,
00:01:06but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:08So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:12Oh, shit.
00:01:13Fucking dumbass.
00:01:16Stupid.
00:01:17Stupid.
00:01:17Stupid.
00:01:20Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:22Could've been really bad.
00:01:25Oh, fuck.
00:01:26Oh, my God.
00:01:28What?
00:01:29No.
00:01:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:01:31Oh, my God.
00:01:33Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison
00:01:35a 4,000 word pure smut.
00:01:38Starring him.
00:01:42All right.
00:01:43Welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:45You crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:48This is awesome.
00:01:49I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:52And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:56But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:01:58But bring something.
00:01:59Not so fast.
00:02:01You're not staying here alone.
00:02:03I got you a roommate.
00:02:04And he's gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:05What?
00:02:06A roommate?
00:02:07No, I'm an adult.
00:02:08I don't need a babysitter, Ron.
00:02:10No, no.
00:02:10You're a big baby.
00:02:12And you know it.
00:02:13Okay.
00:02:14Fine.
00:02:15Who isn't?
00:02:34Hey, roomie.
00:02:36It's been a while.
00:02:37You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:41Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:43I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:45The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed
00:02:48a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:50Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:53What?
00:02:54Allie.
00:02:54Sorry.
00:02:55Allie, quit drooling.
00:02:56Come on, that's gross.
00:02:57I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:02:59I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:01Dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:03Put some actual pants on.
00:03:05You can't go command in front of my little sister.
00:03:06Yeah.
00:03:06Just get out of the chair.
00:03:08I don't care, man.
00:03:09All right.
00:03:09You're in a watch studio now.
00:03:10You gotta keep the horny jocks away from her.
00:03:12Okay?
00:03:13And remember, most important part, bro code.
00:03:15We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:17We're on.
00:03:18I don't want to sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:19Catch you later, okay?
00:03:20Fuck yeah.
00:03:20Catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:22All right.
00:03:22Bye, bye, bye.
00:03:25You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:34Hey.
00:03:35Hey.
00:03:35It reminds me, have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:40I don't know.
00:03:42Why don't you let it define weird?
00:03:44It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:52Sometimes they have files that, like, will give you a virus if you open it, so you just don't
00:03:56want to open it.
00:03:57And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look
00:04:01at it.
00:04:02Yeah, right.
00:04:02A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:08That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:26That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:36Yeah.
00:04:36Tell me.
00:04:37Nope.
00:04:38Nothing.
00:04:38Nothing scandalous.
00:04:39I'm gonna go.
00:04:40Actually, I have to go.
00:04:41Oh, good to see you.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:47Deep breath.
00:04:48This is my year.
00:04:50New city.
00:04:51New school.
00:04:52I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:53And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:15What is a size eight doing in my locker room?
00:05:17Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:23Hi.
00:05:23Um, I'm Allison.
00:05:25I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:28Sweetie.
00:05:28Cheerleaders need to be liftable and more delicate.
00:05:32You know what I mean?
00:05:34Uh, but I was captain of my high school team and I went really fast.
00:05:39Okay.
00:05:40You want a shot?
00:05:42But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:44Okay.
00:05:45Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:46Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:48If he's okay with someone your size on his sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:54Sure.
00:05:55Yeah.
00:05:56Um, where is he?
00:05:57He's in a team meeting.
00:05:59Down the hallway.
00:06:00Third door on the left.
00:06:01And just barge in.
00:06:03Be aggressive.
00:06:04He loves them.
00:06:06He loves you.
00:06:07He loves you.
00:06:09He loves you.
00:06:11He loves you.
00:06:12Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:15She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus.
00:06:19Brett's gonna eat her live.
00:06:26Third door.
00:06:27Meeting room.
00:06:28Show em regression.
00:06:29I got this.
00:06:38Oh my god.
00:06:41Oh my god.
00:06:43You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:44Cause, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:47We lost and we still gotta stop.
00:06:52Hope you brought your meat pads, virgin.
00:06:55No!
00:06:56No!
00:06:57No!
00:06:58Don't be shy, baby.
00:06:59Turn around.
00:07:01Whoa!
00:07:06Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:08I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:10Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:12Were you needing a salute?
00:07:14Um, back off.
00:07:34You looking for me?
00:07:37You looking for me?
00:07:39What do you think you're doing in the boys locker room?
00:07:41Brett?
00:07:42He's the football captain?
00:07:44Of course he is.
00:07:46Who else could it be?
00:07:48Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:50You know, you have a habit of walking in at me when I'm half naked.
00:07:54Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:55The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on
00:07:59the squad.
00:07:59Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:01I'm the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coast is in.
00:08:05Oh my god.
00:08:07It's alright.
00:08:08Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:11Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:12You look thirsty.
00:08:21Hey, well, great.
00:08:22Well, you guys are going to be running loud so you fucking puke.
00:08:24Put it down.
00:08:29What's that?
00:08:30Well, let's get you out of here.
00:08:31I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:32It's okay.
00:08:33I can just go out.
00:08:34Oh, that's why, that's why.
00:08:35What are you doing?
00:08:45I finally did it.
00:08:47The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:50I kissed my brother's best friend.
00:08:52and holy hell it felt good the captain just got sacked by the team version
00:09:03I slept
00:09:11you guys are benched it's just a joke
00:09:13seriously
00:09:16the captain just got sacked by the team version
00:09:20don't look it's a kisser in the men's shower Allison unminged
00:09:24does he kiss as good as he looks kill me now
00:09:34what are you doing here
00:09:37I'm here to pick you up obviously
00:09:41didn't your practice end like four hours ago
00:09:43yes it did you've just been waiting
00:09:46yeah and uh whose fault is that
00:09:49I messaged you
00:09:50oh crap I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut
00:09:54I was dying of embarrassment
00:09:56I must have missed
00:09:58your message sorry
00:10:00missed my message
00:10:01you know I don't think so
00:10:03I think I've been blocked for a month
00:10:07why
00:10:08okay come on
00:10:09just give it back whatever you
00:10:11hold on
00:10:12you're texting Chad
00:10:15you're texting Chad
00:10:15I've been blocked for a month but you're texting Chad at midnight
00:10:18you know Chad's a walking SGD he sleeps with everything that moves are you are you into that
00:10:22we're doing a school project together
00:10:24ah school project
00:10:25yes
00:10:26you know Chad is definitely known for his academic passions
00:10:28well it's the truth so can you just give me my phone back please
00:10:32hold on
00:10:32let me do something really quick
00:10:34what are you doing
00:10:34and there you go
00:10:36Chad is deleted
00:10:37what
00:10:38what
00:10:38stop
00:10:39they're already done
00:10:40that's not cool you can't do that
00:10:42because that's not fair
00:10:43uh yes it is
00:10:44because listen
00:10:45you're my business now
00:10:48so right now I want you to open your phone
00:10:50I say take your phone out
00:10:55cool
00:10:55and do what
00:10:56I want you to uh
00:10:58pin my contact to the top
00:11:08keep it cool Allison
00:11:09act like you've been in a car before
00:11:12this is literally my fanfic
00:11:15the car
00:11:16the moonlit night
00:11:18and the brooding quarterback
00:11:19I'm gonna spontaneously combust
00:11:24be sure you want me to take my chance
00:11:27this is all I've ever wanted
00:11:30my only
00:11:31my only have ever wanted you
00:11:37yes
00:11:38but
00:11:39harder
00:11:41faster
00:11:42faster
00:11:42I'm coming
00:11:44you alright
00:11:44yes
00:11:45any a little bit of air
00:11:47it's really hot in here
00:11:48I shouldn't mess with her like this
00:11:51Ron is gonna kill me
00:11:52but she's
00:11:53too cute
00:11:56no I just
00:11:57so much
00:11:57like this
00:12:04oh my god
00:12:06even my stories
00:12:07didn't go that far
00:12:08I mean if we actually have sex
00:12:10in real life
00:12:10would I even survive that
00:12:12you have double XL condoms
00:12:14do you see
00:12:15I'll tell you those
00:12:16these are for grown ups
00:12:17do you actually use those
00:12:18yeah
00:12:20thank you for your face
00:12:21there's no way
00:12:22that's like a sleeping bag
00:12:25what did you like to know
00:12:31yeah well
00:12:32you're the one leaving your stash out in the open
00:12:33so
00:12:34yeah
00:12:34you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker
00:12:37you kissed me back
00:12:38you basically attacked me
00:12:39I was just trying not to crack my head against the floor
00:12:48pathetic
00:12:49I'm actually pathetic
00:12:50I thought he kissed me back
00:12:51I'm such an idiot
00:12:54forget I said anything
00:12:55you know why don't we talk about something that matters
00:12:58now that you're my responsibility
00:12:59we're gonna sit in some new ground rules
00:13:01excuse me
00:13:02there's gonna be a 9 p.m. curfew
00:13:05no parties
00:13:06no frat boys
00:13:07and you're gonna share your life location with me
00:13:09all the time
00:13:10are you insane
00:13:11who do you think you are
00:13:13my father
00:13:19I'm your roommate
00:13:19and I'm also your brother's best friend
00:13:24so he does just see me as a liability
00:13:27yeah
00:13:28we're roommates
00:13:29and that means we're equals
00:13:32and that means you
00:13:33don't get to tell me what to do
00:13:35so you're forgetting the point where I said
00:13:37that I am your brother's best friend
00:13:39and Ryan's already given me permission to boss you around
00:13:41and do whatever I want you to do
00:13:43to make sure that you're safe
00:13:44why don't you consider me
00:13:46your brother pro max
00:13:49nope
00:13:50definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large
00:13:53no pro max
00:13:55not when he looks like that
00:13:59you have a problem with him
00:14:01yeah
00:14:02this whole thing
00:14:04is ridiculous
00:14:06first you delete my friend's number from my phone
00:14:08now you're trying to talk to me about curfews
00:14:10and what parties I can go to
00:14:12you don't get to tell me about them
00:14:14I'm not your prisoner
00:14:15you don't control what I do
00:14:18yes I do
00:14:30freshman initiation party tonight at club vibe
00:14:34fetish slash lingerie dress code
00:14:37mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders
00:14:41lingerie?
00:14:42seriously
00:14:44but if I don't go
00:14:45it'll be social suicide
00:14:47and I'll never make the squat
00:14:48I'm not letting Rita win
00:14:51I'm your roommate
00:14:52and I'm also your brother's best friend
00:14:54since that's all he wants to be
00:14:56a roommate
00:14:57my brother's best friend
00:14:58screw him
00:15:00I don't take orders from those
00:15:02are you ready please ride
00:15:05come on
00:15:07let's get up let's go
00:15:09get your body on the dance floor
00:15:11boy you know I got
00:15:13oh my god
00:15:24did you actually show up
00:15:26in lingerie?
00:15:30look everyone
00:15:31the strippers arrived
00:15:33let's all give littleness hooker
00:15:35a round of applause
00:15:36for being tonight's entertainment
00:15:40thanks
00:15:40at least I don't look so
00:15:42ordinary
00:15:44you spend so much of your life
00:15:45trying to embarrass me
00:15:46I'm starting to think you have a crush
00:15:48Rita
00:15:50now
00:15:51are we gonna have some fun
00:15:53or is everyone just gonna stand around
00:15:54taking pictures of me all night
00:15:57turn the music up
00:15:58let's play a game
00:16:14I dare you
00:16:15to
00:16:17call a guy
00:16:18and get him to come here
00:16:19and make out with you right now
00:16:25shit
00:16:25I don't have any guy friends here
00:16:27Chad is deleted
00:16:28and I can't
00:16:29call Brett
00:16:31what's the matter?
00:16:32no guys want you?
00:16:34tick tock sweetie
00:16:36she's stalling
00:16:37she doesn't have anyone to call
00:16:40you can't get a guy?
00:16:41you dress like a hooker
00:16:42you flash your tits
00:16:43and not a single man
00:16:44wants to claim you?
00:16:45just
00:16:46just give me a second
00:16:56hey Allison
00:16:57yeah
00:16:58I
00:17:05that is punishment for wasting your time
00:17:07but you're so thirsty
00:17:09lick it up
00:17:15lick it up
00:17:25Brett
00:17:27what's up
00:17:28where are you?
00:17:30I'm at club five
00:17:31I um
00:17:32I lost a dare
00:17:33yeah
00:17:35what kind of dare?
00:17:38I need a man to claim me
00:17:40in front of everyone
00:17:41Allison
00:17:42are you asking me to
00:17:43go to a club
00:17:44after I told you
00:17:45that I didn't think
00:17:46it was a good idea
00:17:46for you to go out of time?
00:17:48come on
00:17:48Brett
00:17:49please this is serious
00:17:50can you just come get me?
00:17:51no Allison
00:17:52you know what
00:17:52you wanted to break the rules
00:17:54you enjoy your night
00:17:55Brett please
00:18:00how dare you even think
00:18:01Brett
00:18:02he'd rather die
00:18:03than be seen with a slut like you
00:18:05you literally stalked him
00:18:07into the men's showers
00:18:09I'm surprised he hasn't signed
00:18:11a restraining order yet
00:18:17where do you think you're going?
00:18:18grab her
00:18:19nope
00:18:20get off of me
00:18:21you lost the dare
00:18:22you pay the price
00:18:26you need to loosen up
00:18:27you couldn't get Brett's touching
00:18:29that's fine
00:18:29we'll help you lower your standards
00:18:34no
00:18:34no
00:18:38no
00:18:41no
00:18:42no
00:18:42no
00:18:42no
00:18:43no
00:18:44no
00:18:46what was that?
00:18:48oh
00:18:49Jason here has volunteered
00:18:51to help you finish your dare
00:18:56please
00:18:56come on sweetheart
00:18:58a dare is a dare
00:18:59stop fighting
00:19:02I'm doing you a favor
00:19:04taking that V-cut
00:19:06out your ass
00:19:14please
00:19:15please
00:19:15please stop
00:19:16please
00:19:16you're getting this?
00:19:17that's what gets used
00:19:20hey asshole
00:19:34don't you ever put your hands
00:19:35on my girl again
00:19:36don't you ever put your hands
00:19:37on my girl again
00:20:06you know I better not see any videos of this online
00:20:08or else you are fucking dumb
00:20:11and that goes for everybody
00:20:12I don't want to see one picture
00:20:14and one video
00:20:15does everybody understand that?
00:20:18great
00:20:19we're going to delete them right now
00:20:23no
00:20:25you okay
00:20:27come on
00:20:28let's go
00:20:37hey
00:20:37hey
00:20:38what do you think you're doing?
00:20:40huh?
00:20:41sneaking out
00:20:42going to a place like this
00:20:44what would have happened if I hadn't shown up
00:20:45huh?
00:20:47what did you mean back there?
00:20:52back where?
00:20:54when you told everyone
00:20:57that I'm your girl
00:20:59the literal meaning
00:21:01I completely lost it
00:21:02when that piece of shit
00:21:03was touching you
00:21:05I told Ron
00:21:05that I was going to protect you
00:21:07and that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:10yeah
00:21:11I know
00:21:13because I'm just
00:21:13Ron's little sister
00:21:14huh?
00:21:15always causing trouble
00:21:16please just put this out
00:21:18happy?
00:21:19yeah
00:21:24well you know what
00:21:25I don't think it's a good idea
00:21:26for you to be going anywhere
00:21:27dressed like this
00:21:28like I'm desperate?
00:21:29no that's not true
00:21:30I know
00:21:30okay I'm a total joke
00:21:31bullshit
00:21:32you're trying to impress people
00:21:33that don't matter
00:21:34okay
00:21:34these people are not your friends
00:21:36and you're lowering your standards
00:21:37I know
00:21:37I know
00:21:38obviously I know
00:21:39Rita's not my friend
00:21:40and I know that I'm a pathetic loser
00:21:42and I know that I'm not good enough for you
00:21:44that's not true
00:21:47fuck Rita
00:21:48fuck everybody
00:21:51Allison you're perfect
00:21:52just the way that you are
00:21:52I don't want to be me
00:21:54okay
00:21:54I want to be liked
00:21:55I want to be wanted
00:21:56and I want someone
00:21:58who will answer
00:21:59when I call them
00:21:59I'll always answer
00:22:00when you call
00:22:02I'll always be there
00:22:03so what does that mean?
00:22:05what does that mean for us?
00:22:07what am I
00:22:09to you Brett?
00:22:10I'm losing my mind
00:22:12I know the rules
00:22:13but
00:22:14look at her
00:22:15all I can think
00:22:17just this once
00:22:19what?
00:22:23just say it
00:22:23just say it
00:22:24I'm really trying not to get you hurt
00:22:25in all this
00:22:27because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:29no
00:22:30it's the only reason you look at me huh?
00:22:32that is not true
00:22:32then tell me
00:22:33that you don't feel anything
00:22:35when you look at me
00:22:36tell me there's nothing happening
00:22:37right now
00:22:38I can't
00:22:40and you can't actually do anything
00:22:42about it either
00:22:44so you know what?
00:22:45just forget it
00:22:46forget I said anything
00:22:49I'm done begging you
00:22:51I'm done
00:22:52no
00:22:52Allison
00:22:52Allison stop it
00:22:55Allison
00:23:00there is a line
00:23:01that I am trying
00:23:02to not cross
00:23:04why?
00:23:06because if I do
00:23:07I won't be able to stop
00:23:11he says that you have to stop
00:23:15please don't stop
00:23:16please don't stop
00:23:18please don't stop
00:23:35please don't stop
00:23:37what are you doing
00:23:38bro
00:23:39routing everything
00:23:52yo what's up loser
00:23:58Allie
00:23:58are you a threat right now?
00:24:03I swear to god guys
00:24:04what are you doing right now?
00:24:05talk to me
00:24:06I think it's time to go
00:24:10what is he doing?
00:24:11is he seriously going to kiss me
00:24:13in front of Ron?
00:24:19yeah your eyes are super red
00:24:20hey Ron what's up man?
00:24:22what?
00:24:22Allie called me
00:24:24dumbass
00:24:24and I had to sign up
00:24:25to see your face
00:24:26two inches away from hers
00:24:27so you guys better have a good ass
00:24:28explanation right now
00:24:29or I'm going to come over there
00:24:30and beat your ass
00:24:31it's
00:24:32it was an accident
00:24:33okay we just
00:24:35I butt dialed you
00:24:36we went to the freshman party
00:24:39and
00:24:39and
00:24:39I was leaving
00:24:41and something
00:24:41got in my eye
00:24:42and so Brett
00:24:43was helping me
00:24:44and I was holding the flashlight
00:24:45okay
00:24:46chill
00:24:47really?
00:24:48yeah look
00:24:52it's really dry
00:24:53okay
00:24:53my eye is like dying
00:24:57all right
00:24:58Brett if that's true
00:24:59you guys got a ticket or two
00:25:00I don't know
00:25:01like an urgent care
00:25:01right now or something
00:25:02I need you to take care of that
00:25:04I was uh
00:25:04I was going to right after
00:25:06I got it
00:25:08peace
00:25:08bye
00:25:12oh my god
00:25:13that was really really close
00:25:15hey what's up
00:25:16what's going on
00:25:17we should
00:25:18you forgot something
00:25:19no Ellie
00:25:20it's late
00:25:20come on
00:25:21you almost kissed me
00:25:22hey Allison
00:25:24stop
00:25:30quit acting so childish
00:25:34you know the only thing
00:25:36that I need to quit
00:25:39is you
00:25:47all right ladies
00:25:48physical assessments today
00:25:50Allison
00:25:52you're up first
00:25:54you're up first
00:25:56yes
00:25:56thanks
00:25:58hey
00:26:18come on
00:26:21news
00:26:24Damn, Allison. I see you.
00:26:28Hey, looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:30You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:33Shut up.
00:26:41Hey, uh...
00:26:43Hey, watch it. What's your problem?
00:26:47Huh?
00:26:56Partner up! Stretching drills!
00:27:02Solo, Allison? Let me help. I'm no hands-on.
00:27:08I'm okay.
00:27:09Come on. He'll be fine. I promise.
00:27:13Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:16Uh, excuse me.
00:27:19I'm not with anyone.
00:27:22Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:24That's right. She doesn't need to keep her breath.
00:27:28Choose me.
00:27:33Walk away, Chad. Right now.
00:27:38Whatever, man. You're lost.
00:27:44What are you doing?
00:27:46What?
00:27:47Are you jealous or something?
00:27:49No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:50What was that?
00:27:51I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:53Keeping the vultures away. Just doing my job.
00:27:57First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:03Alright, come on. You first.
00:28:11Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:13Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:13You ready, Rookie?
00:28:14I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:17But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:19Let's go! We don't have all day!
00:28:22You wanna play?
00:28:25Fine. Let's play.
00:28:34I'm König.
00:28:38That was good.
00:28:41In there...
00:28:55Why am I supposed to be there?
00:28:56This exercise is awesome.
00:28:56What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:28:59I'm not doing anything.
00:29:00Stop it.
00:29:02Stop where?
00:29:05Switch positions!
00:29:08You're turned.
00:29:11Shh.
00:29:12Shh.
00:29:20Whenever you're ready.
00:29:23She's trying to kill me.
00:29:24And it's working.
00:29:31She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:33It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:36Ron is going to murder me.
00:29:43What the hell am I doing?
00:29:50What the hell am I doing?
00:29:52You okay, Brad?
00:29:54Okay.
00:29:54And done!
00:29:55Allison, you killed it today.
00:29:58You're going to be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:02Really?
00:30:03Wow, thank you.
00:30:07Congratulations.
00:30:09Uh, good flirting, you two.
00:30:31Oh, my God.
00:30:35Oh, my God.
00:30:36Oh, my God.
00:30:38Oh, my God.
00:30:45Can you please get me a paper towel?
00:30:47Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
00:30:48Here.
00:30:49Oh, Jesus.
00:30:50I'm so sorry.
00:30:51It's fine.
00:30:53Okay, brain bleach.
00:30:54Okay, brain bleach.
00:30:54I need brain bleach, but damn it.
00:30:58How do I unsee that?
00:30:59How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:02Okay, it's fine.
00:31:03It's fine.
00:31:03Just...
00:31:03It's okay.
00:31:04Just forget it.
00:31:05Okay?
00:31:05I'm doing laundry.
00:31:06I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:08I, um, didn't...
00:31:10You know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:12And it...
00:31:13And neither are you.
00:31:14You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:16You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:18All right.
00:31:18And you're not looking where you're going.
00:31:20Yeah.
00:31:20Okay.
00:31:20I said I was sorry.
00:31:21All right?
00:31:22Listen, I just...
00:31:24Why aren't you still here?
00:31:27Why aren't you still here?
00:31:28Why wouldn't I be here?
00:31:29This is my morning routine.
00:31:30I don't know.
00:31:30It's 8.30.
00:31:32Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for, like, a hair and
00:31:35makeup thing?
00:31:36What?
00:31:36Nobody told me that.
00:31:38Had...
00:31:40Oh, my God.
00:31:40She's gonna kill me.
00:31:41Hey, hey, hey.
00:31:42This is how I'm gonna get kicked off the team.
00:31:43She's gonna...
00:31:44She's gonna kill me because I'm late for our first performance.
00:31:46Hey, hey, hey.
00:31:47It's okay.
00:31:47We're all...
00:31:48Okay.
00:32:03Get all your stuff?
00:32:04Yeah.
00:32:06Um...
00:32:06I have to go.
00:32:07Okay.
00:32:08Thanks.
00:32:09Bye.
00:32:17Bye.
00:32:18Did you just see that?
00:32:19That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:22And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:24Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:26Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:28Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:37Hey.
00:32:38Sorry, I'm late.
00:32:39I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:42Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:44Late is late.
00:32:45You're just too lazy.
00:32:54Hey.
00:32:56What's your problem?
00:32:57My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:33:00It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:03Like I said, nobody...
00:33:07No.
00:33:08Hey!
00:33:08Stop!
00:33:09Are you crazy?
00:33:11Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:16Stop!
00:33:17You wanna fight?
00:33:19I'll give you a reason.
00:33:25Hey!
00:33:26Hey!
00:33:26What are you doing?
00:33:27What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:28Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:30This is the girls' locker room.
00:33:31Cool.
00:33:32Get out.
00:33:34Get out of here.
00:33:35All of you.
00:33:35Get out of here.
00:33:36Right now.
00:33:36Did you hear me?
00:33:37Get out.
00:33:42You okay?
00:33:44It's fine.
00:33:46I just can't go out there like this.
00:33:48So, I'm just gonna have to tell Coach that I'm sick or something.
00:33:51It's gonna be okay.
00:33:52We have enough time.
00:33:53Trust me.
00:33:57Hi.
00:33:57Hello.
00:33:58Listen, I need you to go to the school and I need you to meet me in the women's locker
00:34:01room.
00:34:01Right now.
00:34:06All right.
00:34:07Hey, listen.
00:34:08Use my jersey.
00:34:09Make it look better than the original.
00:34:11All right?
00:34:35Oh, shit.
00:34:37Is that even Allison?
00:34:46Oh, shit.
00:34:48Is that even Allison?
00:34:48She looks...
00:34:50Stony.
00:34:52Look at you.
00:34:53You look, uh...
00:34:54You look fantastic.
00:34:56You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever did.
00:34:58It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:35:00You know, that's true.
00:35:01That's...
00:35:01That's true I have.
00:35:02Hey, are you sure?
00:35:04It's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:07Yeah.
00:35:08You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:11Really?
00:35:12To you as...
00:35:14As your best friend's sister.
00:35:16Of course.
00:35:16Mez.
00:35:18More than just a friend's sister.
00:35:22All right.
00:35:23Time's ticking.
00:35:24Let's move.
00:35:25Allison.
00:35:26I don't know whatever this look is.
00:35:31But it works.
00:35:33You take center.
00:35:34Let's go.
00:35:39Okay.
00:35:40Hey, uh...
00:35:47Break a leg.
00:35:51Hold your...
00:35:56Ladies and gentlemen.
00:35:58Please welcome our State University cheerleading squad.
00:36:04I'm okay.
00:36:05One, two, three, go.
00:36:07Woo!
00:36:11Shout out loud!
00:36:17Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:36:18Oh, yeah!
00:36:24Oh, yeah!
00:36:35What is that girl?
00:36:37She's on fire.
00:36:38It's Allison Scott.
00:36:39I didn't know she had moves.
00:36:45Allison is serious.
00:36:46She's so hot.
00:36:48I mean, damn.
00:36:49I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:36:52Body in that uniform.
00:36:54Woo!
00:36:54You're getting lucky tonight.
00:36:57Stay with you.
00:36:58I don't have to.
00:36:59See, girls like that,
00:37:00they always come running to guys like me.
00:37:03I'm telling you right now.
00:37:04If you don't fuck off,
00:37:05the only thing that's gonna be chasing you
00:37:07is my fist.
00:37:18He's on the 30-yard line.
00:37:20The 20.
00:37:21The 10.
00:37:25Touchdown!
00:37:26Harrison does it again.
00:37:27State wins.
00:37:29Oh!
00:37:31Let's go right here.
00:37:32Woo!
00:37:33Woo!
00:37:36No!
00:37:38Woo!
00:37:39Woo!
00:37:39Woo!
00:37:40Woo!
00:37:44Hey.
00:37:45Oh.
00:37:46Congrats on the win, Captain.
00:37:48That was really good.
00:37:49You know, it's really just another Tuesday for me.
00:37:52Okay, shut up.
00:37:53Oh!
00:37:57You're a kid.
00:37:58Kip!
00:37:58Kip!
00:38:00Kip!
00:38:00Kip!
00:38:01Kip!
00:38:01Kip!
00:38:02Kip!
00:38:02Kip!
00:38:03Kip!
00:38:03Kip!
00:38:04Kip!
00:38:05Kiss!
00:38:05Kip!
00:38:06Kip!
00:38:07Kip!
00:38:08Kip!
00:38:08Oh my god.
00:38:09Is he actually going to kiss me?
00:38:12In front of the entire stadium?
00:38:15Kip!
00:38:16Kip!
00:38:16Kip!
00:38:18Kip!
00:38:19Kip!
00:38:21Kip!
00:38:21Kip!
00:38:22Kip!
00:38:23Kip!
00:38:33Kip!
00:38:33people what they want. I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend, but I want it.
00:38:57Wait, what?
00:39:04I can't believe this is happening. Kiss Cam, me and Brett.
00:39:17Allison, don't pass out.
00:39:22Thanks for keeping chat at bay. No problem.
00:39:34This is insane. I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister.
00:39:38But it feels so right. I never want it to end.
00:39:55What the hell do you think you're doing kissing
00:39:58my sister in front of the entire school?
00:40:00Ron, just calm down, okay? You're making a scene.
00:40:02I'm making a scene?
00:40:03Yeah.
00:40:03I'm making a scene. You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron.
00:40:07Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:09Are you serious right now? If I hadn't stepped in, you two would have needed to get a room.
00:40:16You're unbelievable. I hate you.
00:40:22No, no, no. You cut the crap. You tell me right now what's happening between you two.
00:40:26I promise.
00:40:26I promise.
00:40:27Do not bullshit me.
00:40:28Do not bullshit me.
00:40:29Absolutely nothing. I'm serious. Nothing.
00:40:32I'm fucking lying. I saw the way you kissed her, okay?
00:40:35She is not another one of your conquests.
00:40:37I know that.
00:40:38So you stay in your lane because she is my sister and I'm warning you.
00:40:42You do not cross me. You do not.
00:40:44I promise.
00:40:45Dude, fuck.
00:40:50Okay. Hey, we need to talk.
00:40:53No. I sound like a mom.
00:40:56This is ridiculous. Why am I texting him? He's literally in the next room.
00:41:01You know what?
00:41:03Just go in there. Just ask him.
00:41:05Hey, Brett. What the hell was that kiss?
00:41:08He kissed me back. He can't deny it this time. It's recorded and live streamed.
00:41:14Okay. Do or die.
00:41:22What are you doing?
00:41:23Getting groceries. What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:26I'm taking a hot bath.
00:41:27Well, I think you should do something else.
00:41:29I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us.
00:41:32She has no idea what she's doing to me.
00:41:35Brett.
00:41:37What happened at the kiss cam today?
00:41:40I know you didn't paint it.
00:41:41I can't talk about the kiss cam.
00:41:45Hi. You can't talk about the kiss cam? Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:41:49Oh, you know what? I'm not talking about the kiss cam thing because there's nothing to talk about.
00:41:54It was a kiss cam at a game and we did it. Do you want to get real, Ellie? The
00:41:59fun's over. It's finished. Do you understand?
00:42:04Don't you dare. No, don't you dare look like that.
00:42:06I'm not doing anything.
00:42:07No, no, no. That's not fair. Okay? Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk? Do you think I'm
00:42:11trying to be an asshole?
00:42:13Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me? You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:17Yeah, I know what you're doing.
00:42:18I'm not doing anything.
00:42:19Yes, you are.
00:42:21You know what? Even if I was, I guess I'm just playing into the game.
00:42:24Because that's all this is. Yeah?
00:42:26Okay, so then earlier I should have kissed Chad.
00:42:29I had two options, you and him, and I picked wrong.
00:42:36Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie.
00:42:39Chad's a predator. And a loser. And you do deserve somebody a lot better than that, okay?
00:42:46I can't.
00:42:52Oh. Is he hard?
00:42:59But at least Chad is honest about what he wants.
00:43:03You don't think I'm being honest?
00:43:09Oh, it's getting hot in here. You know, biology.
00:43:15Whether it's biology or not, I'm the one who's causing it.
00:43:23Allie! Brett! He goes out here?
00:43:26Fucking shit. What the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:28You have to get out.
00:43:29I can't get out. If I get out, he's gonna see me with my flagpole and he's gonna kill me.
00:43:32Okay, well, yeah, he definitely can't see us like this, so I...
00:43:35I'm gonna get out. Okay, cool.
00:43:37Allie, hey!
00:43:39Oh my god, he's coming.
00:43:40Allie, hey!
00:43:41Just get under. Get out of what? Brett, you have to get down.
00:43:49Allie. Hi.
00:43:50Showing alone?
00:43:52Yeah, but I'm naked!
00:43:53Run! I'm naked!
00:43:54Hey! Get out!
00:43:57You're... you're not, though.
00:44:00Okay, well, I also have a vibe and you're ruining it, so...
00:44:04I'm sorry, I just... I wanted to get my charger.
00:44:06Hey!
00:44:07I left it out here yesterday.
00:44:07You got it, so...
00:44:08I also wanted to say that...
00:44:12I think you did a great job today.
00:44:15I mean it, you kicked ass. And I'm sorry that I was, uh, an asshole about it.
00:44:21Thanks.
00:44:27Okay, but what was the kiss cam thing? Seeing my best friend just suck my sister's face off,
00:44:34traumatized me, so I'm just wondering why you did that.
00:44:38Ron, I mean, it's a kiss cam. It's a game. Everyone does it.
00:44:43A game? I just feel like it's kind of, I don't know, a dream. This is a guy that you've
00:44:48had a
00:44:48crush on your whole life. Well, it was him or it was Chad, so who did you want me to
00:44:53pick?
00:44:53That's fair. Chad sucks.
00:44:56Yeah.
00:44:57Tone it down a little bit, okay? He's my best friend and I don't want things to be weird.
00:45:02They won't be.
00:45:05Okay, thanks.
00:45:09What was that?
00:45:12What was that?
00:45:16Sorry. I got water in my nose.
00:45:18Okay.
00:45:18Okay.
00:45:18I'm okay.
00:45:19Don't drown.
00:45:19Okay.
00:45:20Okay? Have a good soak, I guess.
00:45:22Okay.
00:45:23Bye.
00:45:31The illegal's gonna die.
00:45:34Good talk.
00:45:35Wait.
00:45:38I have to ask you something.
00:45:41I'm going to ask him out on a date.
00:45:43Don't be the little sister, Allison.
00:45:45Be the girl he kissed.
00:45:46There's this like stupid event thing tomorrow.
00:45:50I was just wondering if you would want to go with me.
00:46:00You got plans, Allie.
00:46:05Okay.
00:46:05Wait.
00:46:05Yeah, whatever.
00:46:20Brett?
00:46:25I guess we have the same plans.
00:46:31Except his are with Rita.
00:46:33Not me.
00:46:43Look.
00:46:44Charity case is running a charity sale.
00:46:46She's finally giving back.
00:46:47Did you know Allison hand makes these little trinkets?
00:46:50It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts.
00:46:52I didn't know you two were coming together.
00:46:55I came by myself.
00:46:56Brett was kind enough to help me with my family's donation.
00:47:00Daddy donated a little of his collection.
00:47:02Nothing major.
00:47:03Just some Birkin bags.
00:47:04Some vintage Rolex watches.
00:47:07Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie.
00:47:11Huh.
00:47:12How much are you asking for this?
00:47:14Fifteen dollars.
00:47:15I made it myself.
00:47:17Fifteen dollars?
00:47:19For some plastic and twine.
00:47:20You don't have to buy it.
00:47:22It's ambitious.
00:47:24You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough.
00:47:26I'm gonna take every single one of these bracelets.
00:47:33You want to say five hundred dollars a piece?
00:47:37Are you insane?
00:47:39You actually want this garbage.
00:47:40You know, I value the artist.
00:47:42That's just how expensive something looks.
00:47:43So, five hundred dollars?
00:47:45What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:46She's nothing.
00:47:47No, you're nothing.
00:47:48Especially compared to her.
00:47:50How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:47:54Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:55No, I'm serious.
00:47:56Don't come back to this table again.
00:48:01You know, I do think this stuff is pretty...
00:48:03What are you doing?
00:48:04What do you mean?
00:48:05You can't keep doing this to me.
00:48:07You blew me off yesterday.
00:48:08And then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry?
00:48:11You're distant with me one second and then you defend me the next.
00:48:14What do you want?
00:48:15I'm just trying to...
00:48:17Oh, Allison.
00:48:19Party at my place.
00:48:21Celebrating the big win.
00:48:22You coming?
00:48:24I don't know, um...
00:48:25You're not interested.
00:48:27She's a grown woman.
00:48:29She can speak for herself.
00:48:32So, what do you say?
00:48:35You're not going anywhere.
00:48:37And there goes the big brother act again.
00:48:40Who does he think he is toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:43You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:44Fine.
00:48:45Chad's my new best friend then.
00:48:47No, yeah.
00:48:48Sounds fun.
00:48:52I'll be there.
00:49:02There she is, my guest of honor.
00:49:05Damn, Allison, you look sexy.
00:49:08Oh, thanks.
00:49:13It's a cool party.
00:49:15Yeah, you know, I threw this whole thing just for you.
00:49:18Really, for me?
00:49:20Why did you do that?
00:49:21You're single.
00:49:23I'm single.
00:49:24You need another reason.
00:49:27So, what's the deal with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:30No deal.
00:49:31There's nothing happening between us.
00:49:33He's just a friend of a friend of my brother.
00:49:35So, is his loss, my gain.
00:49:42Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Allison.
00:49:46Let's fix that.
00:49:51Yeah.
00:49:52No, why not?
00:49:53There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously.
00:49:56Maybe I should just move on.
00:49:57You haven't played the pocky challenge?
00:49:59No.
00:49:59What's that?
00:50:00We each bite from one end, until one of us chickens out.
00:50:04No.
00:50:19Damn it.
00:50:20Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:50:23Come on, Allison.
00:50:24You're already here.
00:50:35Fine.
00:50:37But I play to win.
00:50:43Hockey game, check it out.
00:50:45Ten bucks say they kiss.
00:51:01Dude, what the fuck?
00:51:03Game's over.
00:51:03Let's go.
00:51:04Excuse me.
00:51:05What are you doing, huh?
00:51:06Get off of me.
00:51:07What do you think you're doing?
00:51:08You're ruining my night.
00:51:09Do you think I care that I'm ruining your night?
00:51:10What do you think Ron would think if he knew you were happy?
00:51:12Don't care.
00:51:13How about you elect your someone who gives a fuck?
00:51:14Come on.
00:51:15Okay?
00:51:15No more of these stupid games.
00:51:16You don't have to play this shit.
00:51:17Let's go.
00:51:18Let's go.
00:51:18I don't have to play these stupid games.
00:51:20I'm playing them because I want to.
00:51:24Get the fuck away from me.
00:51:35Oh my god.
00:51:36Oh shit.
00:51:45Ow!
00:51:48Hey, hey, hey.
00:51:49Hey, hey.
00:51:50Hey, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:51:52It's okay.
00:51:53I got you.
00:51:54I got you.
00:51:55I got you.
00:51:58Oh my god.
00:51:58Is she okay?
00:52:02Hey, hey, hey.
00:52:04Look at me.
00:52:04Look at me.
00:52:05Look at me.
00:52:06Hey, hey.
00:52:06You okay?
00:52:07I can't.
00:52:08I can't feel it.
00:52:10I can't feel it.
00:52:11Just try to breathe.
00:52:11Just try to breathe.
00:52:12All right.
00:52:13Hey.
00:52:14Oh.
00:52:16Oh.
00:52:16Oh.
00:52:16Okay.
00:52:17All right.
00:52:19Let's get you in.
00:52:19All right.
00:52:20Let's get you in.
00:52:24Okay.
00:52:25Okay.
00:52:27Get out of my way.
00:52:28Move.
00:52:29Move.
00:52:31Just put me down, Brett.
00:52:32All right, here we go.
00:52:33Put you down.
00:52:33Hurry.
00:52:33Jesus.
00:52:34You know, you could have died, Alice.
00:52:37And Chad, I mean, my god, you have no business being around that guy, let alone being this close
00:52:41to kissing him, huh?
00:52:42Anybody who'd have a brain cell would realize he's a total fucking douche bagger, right?
00:52:45That's not fair.
00:52:47What's not fair?
00:52:49What's not fair?
00:52:50What am I not understanding?
00:52:51Huh?
00:52:51What don't I understand?
00:52:52That I don't know how this works, okay?
00:52:55I'm sorry.
00:52:56I'm figuring it out.
00:52:57I don't know how guys work all the time.
00:52:59You know what?
00:52:59That's fantastic.
00:53:00I'm so happy that you're able to admit that, okay?
00:53:02You're not any better than me.
00:53:04I'm not any better?
00:53:05What did I do?
00:53:06How am I not any better?
00:53:07What are you talking about?
00:53:09You're worse.
00:53:09I jumped in the pool, I saved your life, and now what?
00:53:12I'm an asshole?
00:53:12How am I worse?
00:53:14You're worse because you saved me when I was drowning.
00:53:17Yeah.
00:53:17Because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined.
00:53:21Because you caught me when I fell in front of everyone.
00:53:24Because you drove me to school when I was late.
00:53:26Yeah, I know.
00:53:27I sound like such a total jerk.
00:53:30You know, I don't understand.
00:53:34You made me fall in love with you.
00:53:39That's the worst thing.
00:53:40That's it.
00:53:41I did.
00:53:41No, no.
00:53:42I fell in love with you.
00:53:43I'm in love with you.
00:53:44Stop, stop.
00:53:44And you're my brother's best friend.
00:53:46I know that.
00:53:47I know.
00:53:47Susan, why do you keep swooping in and saving me like a hero and then pushing me away?
00:53:53Am I crazy?
00:53:55Do you not feel anything?
00:53:57Because you're playing with my feelings and you can't keep doing that.
00:54:01Stop.
00:54:02Okay?
00:54:03I want you to tell me to stop.
00:54:07Tell me that you don't want this.
00:54:08Tell me you want me to get away from you right now.
00:54:10I'm going to tell you to stop.
00:54:12I'm never going to tell you to stop.
00:54:19Fuck it.
00:54:35I've wanted to do that for so long.
00:54:45Listen, you have no idea.
00:54:47Every single time I saw you, it was him.
00:54:49I always just wanted to tell you that you've always been more to me than just my best friend's sister.
00:54:56Why didn't you say anything?
00:54:58I made a promise to run.
00:55:01But you know what?
00:55:07I don't give a fuck about promises anymore.
00:55:20I think about you every day, every morning, and every night.
00:55:28And every single time I close my eyes, it's you that I see.
00:55:34Every time.
00:55:46I want you to take me right here, right now.
00:56:06So what are we now?
00:56:12What do you want us to be?
00:56:16What do you want me to be?
00:56:19I want you to be mine.
00:56:23I think I already am.
00:56:28But what about Ron?
00:56:30He's going to kill you.
00:56:32You know, Ron loves you very much.
00:56:34He's very protectable to brother, but I think he'll come around when he sees
00:56:40how much I love you.
00:56:47I don't know.
00:56:48I think we should maybe keep it a secret.
00:56:54Just for now.
00:56:56I don't want to keep it a secret.
00:56:58I know.
00:57:01But it's just for a little until we find the right moment.
00:57:06Yeah.
00:57:08Yeah.
00:57:09No, I won't do your way.
00:57:11We'll be secret, Lauren.
00:57:12I don't want to keep it a secret.
00:57:28Thinking about you.
00:57:38Hi, Captain.
00:57:40When are you coming to pick me up?
00:57:41I am currently stuck in the worst traffic ever right now.
00:57:44I'm two seconds away from ditching my car and just sprinting to you.
00:57:48Oh, well, as much as I'd love to see you running to me, don't.
00:57:54My legs are killing me and I really like your car.
00:57:58Oh, I know you love my car.
00:58:00He grabs me by the waist, hoisting me up, putting me on the hood of his car.
00:58:04Brett, stop.
00:58:05Don't read my smut.
00:58:07I'm telling you.
00:58:08Every single word that you've ever written is etched into my heart, into my soul.
00:58:13He trails kisses from my neck to my breasts, gently sucking and biting.
00:58:18Holy shit.
00:58:20That is literal trash, but why does it sound like Fifty Shades of Grey when he says it?
00:58:26I feel so hot right now.
00:58:30Palms my center, slowly massaging my folds.
00:58:34Are you wet, Allie?
00:58:35Fuck.
00:58:44Oh my god, someone's coming.
00:58:45Um, I have to go fake my own death.
00:58:47Bye.
00:58:47I'm glad that somebody's coming.
00:59:08Hey.
00:59:09Are you okay?
00:59:10You sounded sick.
00:59:11Do you need help?
00:59:12Mind your own business, Virgin Mary.
00:59:14You think just because Brett took a chance on you once, you're on my level now?
00:59:18I was just trying to help.
00:59:21Save it for someone who gives a damn.
00:59:25Shoot.
00:59:26I'm late.
00:59:27I'm late.
00:59:27I'm late.
00:59:47Michelle's.
00:59:48That's Allison's.
00:59:50Uh, I found it in the bathroom.
00:59:52If I had known it was your little girlfriends, I never would have touched it.
01:00:11Let's see what you're up to.
01:00:14Hey.
01:00:15Hey.
01:00:16You found my bag.
01:00:17I was looking for that.
01:00:18No problem.
01:00:23Attention.
01:00:24All members of the cheerleading squad.
01:00:25It has been brought to our attention that apparently someone on this squad is using illegal drugs.
01:00:31I strongly suggest whoever's responsible to come forward now.
01:00:35Otherwise, we'll be forced to contact the campus police for a thorough search.
01:00:40Well, I think we all know someone who would do anything to stop being the fat friend.
01:00:45Right?
01:00:46I'm sorry, but I just saw you throwing up in the bathroom like 10 minutes ago.
01:00:49Excuse me.
01:00:50I was fixing my makeup.
01:00:51Sounded like you were retching.
01:00:53And I asked you if you were okay.
01:00:54Look at this.
01:00:55This is perfection.
01:00:56It's every girl's dream.
01:00:57I don't need shortcuts.
01:00:59And we all know someone who could lose a little weight.
01:01:01I mean, after all, who came in with zero athletic ability and suddenly has endless energy?
01:01:06Search me.
01:01:06I have nothing to hide.
01:01:08I have nothing to hide.
01:01:12Your turn, Scott.
01:01:14Sure, but I...
01:01:16Rita!
01:01:18Jackpot.
01:01:20Well, well, well, well.
01:01:21Look who needs drugs to keep up with the real athletes.
01:01:24I knew it.
01:01:26No one gets that good that quick without cheating.
01:01:29Allison, performance-enhancing substances are grounds for immediate dismissal of the squad.
01:01:34Coach, I promise you I've never seen those before, okay?
01:01:37Those aren't mine.
01:01:38Right.
01:01:39A cheater and a liar.
01:01:42Coach, please listen to me.
01:01:44I've never seen those.
01:01:45I don't know what they are.
01:01:46I'm lying.
01:01:47It's the only way a cow like her could ever compete with us.
01:01:50They're mine.
01:01:51Yeah, those are actually, uh, my, uh, vitamins.
01:01:55Did you forget?
01:01:55I asked you to hold on to my vitamins this morning.
01:01:58Yeah, sorry.
01:01:58I should have, uh, labeled them or something.
01:02:00He's right.
01:02:01They're just vitamins.
01:02:02No, they aren't.
01:02:03Uh, Miss Russo, how is it that you come to possess such extensive knowledge of these banned substances?
01:02:09I just...
01:02:12They look suspicious.
01:02:13Well, we were just worried about the integrity of the team.
01:02:17Yeah, we wanted to make sure everything was legitimate.
01:02:19That's enough.
01:02:20All I see here are three bullies trying to frame a teammate.
01:02:24Rita, you are stripped of captaincy, effective immediately.
01:02:28What?
01:02:28You can't do that.
01:02:30Championships are in two weeks.
01:02:32Nobody else knows the whole routine.
01:02:33I mean, I know it.
01:02:34Yeah, every count, every formation, I could step up and do it.
01:02:39You little bitch.
01:02:40You think you can just waltz in here and steal everything from me?
01:02:42That's enough, Rita.
01:02:44My decision is final.
01:02:50Listen up.
01:02:51When it's Allison's turn for the basket toss, you're gonna have a little timing issue.
01:02:55You want us to drop her?
01:02:56She could get seriously hurt.
01:02:57That's the point.
01:03:00Accidents happen all the time in cheerleading.
01:03:01So tragic.
01:03:02I can't do that.
01:03:03Coach will kill me.
01:03:05Fine.
01:03:05And say goodbye to those little supplements that keep you fitting in your uniforms.
01:03:09I know everything, girls.
01:03:11Every dirty little secret.
01:03:13Do exactly as I say, or you're gone.
01:03:15You're cool.
01:03:16And make sure she falls hard enough she never gets back up.
01:03:26Very sweet.
01:03:29What happened back there?
01:03:30How did you know that Rita put those vitamins in my purse?
01:03:33I saw Rita putting something in your bag.
01:03:36So I swapped it out.
01:03:39I knew it.
01:03:40I knew she was up to something.
01:03:41You know, I heard her in the bathroom like ten minutes before.
01:03:45Yeah, she was throwing up.
01:03:47It was when we were...
01:03:50When we were having...
01:03:55Bone sex.
01:03:57So she's the one who interrupted my grand finale.
01:04:00Allison, do you have any idea how hard it was to stop?
01:04:04Hey, do you...
01:04:07Do you think I'm fat?
01:04:08Seriously, go put that garbage in your head.
01:04:10I don't want you to say anything like that again.
01:04:12I mean, I'm being serious, though.
01:04:13I'm being serious, too.
01:04:15Allison.
01:04:16Perfect.
01:04:16Just who you are.
01:04:17Yeah.
01:04:19I'll always be there.
01:04:21To catch you when you fall.
01:04:24Always.
01:04:27All right.
01:04:28On the count, you both perform an elevated prep.
01:04:31Rita, you're up first.
01:04:33Then Allison.
01:04:45Okay.
01:04:46Allison.
01:04:48Hey.
01:04:48Great job, you guys.
01:04:50You killed it.
01:05:13Hey.
01:05:14I told you to catch her.
01:05:16Brett.
01:05:18You just saved my life.
01:05:23I guess that makes me like a bag of tree wheat or something, huh?
01:05:27Are you serious, Scott?
01:05:28You bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain?
01:05:31Are you kidding me?
01:05:32They almost dropped me.
01:05:34I could have been paralyzed.
01:05:35I could have died.
01:05:36That would have been the best news of my life.
01:05:38Rita, that is a disgusting thing to say.
01:05:41Leave the gym and think very carefully about your future on this team.
01:05:46Oh, Brett.
01:05:49Oh, my gosh.
01:05:50I really appreciate that catch.
01:05:51I almost had a heart attack.
01:05:53All right, everyone.
01:05:54In light of the performances and character, I am so proud to announce Allison Scott as the new captain.
01:06:05Wow.
01:06:06Thanks, Scott.
01:06:07Congratulations, Captain Scott.
01:06:09I'm proud of you.
01:06:10Want to show me just how proud you are?
01:06:14And that's game.
01:06:16State loses 21 to 35.
01:06:20Allie.
01:06:22Look, I know.
01:06:23It's not what you wanted.
01:06:23It's okay.
01:06:24Because you did good.
01:06:25That's all that matters.
01:06:26Thanks, bro.
01:06:27I'm going to go take a piss.
01:06:28I'll be right back.
01:06:29Ew.
01:06:29Don't ever touch me again, weirdo.
01:06:32Yo, Allison.
01:06:33She is.
01:06:34Looking good, baby.
01:06:36Y'all do private shows.
01:06:37You know, something with a little extra bump and grind.
01:06:41You're so gross.
01:06:43Yo, what the hell?
01:06:44Are you serious?
01:06:46What?
01:06:46What's going on?
01:06:46I'm just waiting for the MVP.
01:06:48Yo, don't play with me, bitch.
01:06:50You've been teasing me for weeks.
01:06:51I'm in your dreams.
01:06:53How about you spend more time training on the field so that what happens today never happens
01:06:57again?
01:06:58You think you're so fucking special.
01:07:01Why?
01:07:01You know, everyone knows how you got the captain's position.
01:07:04How?
01:07:05By sucking your way to the top.
01:07:07I mean, that must be how you got out there, considering how much you suck while you play.
01:07:12You shameless whore.
01:07:14Hey!
01:07:15I'm more of a woman.
01:07:17I do.
01:07:18You're defending your slut's honor, huh?
01:07:20She's a public boss.
01:07:21Everybody gets a ride.
01:07:24Hey!
01:07:26Hey, fuck face.
01:07:28Why don't you keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth?
01:07:31Hey!
01:07:32Hey!
01:07:32What?
01:07:33What?
01:07:33Hey!
01:07:34Hey!
01:07:35That's enough!
01:07:36What's going on here?
01:07:38I mean, coach, we all saw it.
01:07:39Chad was going to hit her.
01:07:41You're going to hit her?
01:07:42No.
01:07:42Get my office now.
01:07:44You!
01:07:45With me!
01:07:46This is a really nasty cut, okay?
01:07:47Let's...
01:07:48We should take you to the ER, okay?
01:07:51All right.
01:07:52You sure you're on it?
01:07:57It's a really nasty cut, Brett.
01:08:00You could have broken your hand.
01:08:02Yeah, well, it was totally worth it.
01:08:03Never let anybody get a bit of cheating like that.
01:08:07Shut up.
01:08:13You know, I could kind of get used to this, having Nurse Allison around, take care of me, help me
01:08:19out.
01:08:20Hey, guys, 304.
01:08:22I think it's this one.
01:08:23Let's go see the hero.
01:08:24Oh, shit.
01:08:25No, that's Ron and the whole team.
01:08:27They can't see us like this.
01:08:29I won't let him.
01:08:30Let's tell him.
01:08:32Let's tell him the truth.
01:08:33In front of the entire team.
01:08:36Ron's going to kill you.
01:08:38What do you want to do?
01:08:40Let's hide.
01:08:41Okay.
01:08:46Brett!
01:08:48Brett, you in there?
01:08:48Yeah, I'm just, uh, washing up, man.
01:08:51Don, you have no idea how crazy you drive me.
01:08:56You know, every single time I see you, all I can think about is, uh, doing this.
01:09:04You need a hand, man?
01:09:05No, I got everything I need, uh, right here.
01:09:15You've got to be quiet.
01:09:18Unless you're an audience.
01:09:21Brett, stop jerking off and get your ass out here, man.
01:09:24Hey, you know what?
01:09:25It, uh, takes me a very long time.
01:09:27Assholes.
01:09:37I feel what you do to me.
01:09:40I feel what you do to me.
01:09:42It's kind of hard to mess.
01:09:44Yeah.
01:09:46Hard to me.
01:09:48Brett, you gotta, you gotta speed this up, man.
01:09:50We got your food.
01:09:50It's gonna get cold.
01:09:51You know my hands are soft, bro.
01:09:52I can help you.
01:09:53Hey, why don't you guys just beat it, all right?
01:09:55I'm gonna be a little while.
01:09:57All right, let's just give him some space.
01:09:58Enjoy your blue balls.
01:09:59Yeah, don't pull muscles.
01:10:01You know, I took a pretty big hit for you today.
01:10:04I think I've earned some, uh,
01:10:07health and physical therapy time, if you know what I mean.
01:10:10You know, you could have just asked.
01:10:13You didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky.
01:10:27It's good.
01:10:31Is she gonna help me?
01:10:34No, I think I'm just gonna watch.
01:10:53Brad goes pro after this, guaranteed.
01:10:56I've heard the half-time show is gonna break the internet.
01:10:58Captain Scott's changed the whole game.
01:11:00Sick.
01:11:01Ladies and gentlemen,
01:11:02let's make some noise for your state university cheerleading squad.
01:11:06Led by Captain Allison Scott.
01:11:10I will end you.
01:11:12Leave it.
01:11:14Save your applause, everyone.
01:11:16You're cheering for a fraud.
01:11:18Your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot.
01:11:21She bought it with illegal performance enhancers.
01:11:24And her dealer, look no further than your MVP, Brett Harrison.
01:11:33That's, that's not true.
01:11:35You know what?
01:11:36I don't care.
01:11:37I don't care.
01:11:37Rita's the one that's been taking drugs, okay?
01:11:39She's got pretty much the whole team hooked on them.
01:11:41Just ask them yourself.
01:11:43Oh, really?
01:11:44Let's ask the SWAT then.
01:11:49Brett approached us about a month ago.
01:11:52He said he had good stuff.
01:11:54But only if we helped Allison become captain.
01:11:58You know, that's bullshit.
01:11:59I have proof.
01:12:03I know real doctors.
01:12:05I've got pills.
01:12:07Allie,
01:12:08no more being blackmailed.
01:12:10Let Allison take the captain position.
01:12:13This is insane, okay?
01:12:16I've never taken a drug in my life.
01:12:18Oh, sweetie.
01:12:19It's all coming out now.
01:12:20I saw her taking pills for practice.
01:12:22We trusted you.
01:12:24Cheater!
01:12:25You son of a...
01:12:27Hey, anybody who messes with her, messes with me.
01:12:30Open your eyes, Brett.
01:12:32She's using you.
01:12:33For the clout?
01:12:34For the status?
01:12:35Who was she before you slept with her?
01:12:37Nobody.
01:12:38A total bottom feeder.
01:12:40Rita, you know what?
01:12:40You're so full of shit, it's unbelievable.
01:12:42How'd you get that video, huh?
01:12:43And what'd you do to it?
01:12:44You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide.
01:12:46Boo!
01:12:48Listen, just...
01:12:49Please listen to me.
01:12:51Hey, everybody, just shut up.
01:12:52This is my sister, okay?
01:12:53She would never do something like this.
01:12:56And here come the pretzels.
01:12:59All right, that's enough.
01:12:59That's enough.
01:13:01Now, in light of these significant allegations,
01:13:04as well as the evidence that has been presented,
01:13:07I have no choice.
01:13:09Allison Scott,
01:13:10you are hereby removed from your position
01:13:12as captain of the cheerleader team.
01:13:13Furthermore,
01:13:14you are placed on academic suspension,
01:13:16pending an expulsion hearing.
01:13:18Justice for the real athletes.
01:13:20Hold on.
01:13:21Hold it.
01:13:22If you would please,
01:13:24look to the Jumbotron.
01:13:26I know some real doctors
01:13:27that can help you guys get healthy
01:13:29with the right bite.
01:13:30No more pills,
01:13:31no more prudging,
01:13:31no more blackmail.
01:13:32You'd really help us?
01:13:34Absolutely.
01:13:35Listen, you guys are never gonna have to take
01:13:36any of Rita's secret spells ever again.
01:13:38So, what's the catch?
01:13:40We're gonna make Rita take some of her own medicine.
01:13:42This video,
01:13:43this is the real conversation,
01:13:45not the edited one
01:13:47that Rita just played.
01:13:48Now, for the drugs.
01:13:51These are the drugs that I gave the girls.
01:13:52They're vitamins.
01:13:53You can get these at any pharmacy
01:13:55in the world.
01:13:56You wanna check these out, Principal?
01:14:00He's right.
01:14:02These are common supplements.
01:14:04Everybody,
01:14:04Rita is the one
01:14:05who has been forcing her teammates
01:14:07to take dangerous
01:14:08weight loss supplements.
01:14:10She's been threatening them
01:14:11if they wouldn't comply,
01:14:12and she's been shaming them,
01:14:13degrading them
01:14:14for the bodies that they have.
01:14:15Now, everybody is different,
01:14:16but all bodies are beautiful.
01:14:19Rita sabotaged Allison
01:14:20for one reason,
01:14:20one reason only,
01:14:21because she was a threat.
01:14:22She threatened the total control
01:14:24that Rita had
01:14:24over the entire squad.
01:14:26And it's horrible,
01:14:27because Allison,
01:14:28she's a beautiful person,
01:14:29and she would never do anything like this.
01:14:31And she deserves to be the cheer captain.
01:14:35That's not true.
01:14:36He's lying.
01:14:38She's the one
01:14:38who's in drugging the team.
01:14:40Lock her up!
01:14:42Lock her up!
01:14:43Lock her up!
01:14:44Lock her up!
01:14:45You fucking bitch!
01:14:46You ruined my life!
01:14:48You ruined it yourself.
01:15:01Look at you,
01:15:02playing the victim.
01:15:03You've been throwing yourself
01:15:05at me for weeks.
01:15:07Just when I give you a chance,
01:15:09you run crying to Harrison.
01:15:11Nothing but a little...
01:15:12Shut up, dude.
01:15:13Shut up.
01:15:14What are you gonna do about it, Harrison?
01:15:15I don't have to do anything.
01:15:16You're gonna get exactly
01:15:17what you deserve right now.
01:15:19Mr. Williams!
01:15:23Apparently, we've had a number of allegations
01:15:26of sexual harassment against you
01:15:28from various female students.
01:15:29As of now,
01:15:30you are officially suspended
01:15:32from all school activities.
01:15:33What?
01:15:34No!
01:15:35My father...
01:15:36Your father may have his name
01:15:37on the library,
01:15:38but I assure you,
01:15:39his money will not buy you immunity.
01:15:41You can take him away.
01:15:43Marty's over.
01:15:43Let go.
01:15:44No!
01:15:44I'll sue you all!
01:15:46This isn't over!
01:15:49And as for you,
01:15:50Ms. Scott,
01:15:51on behalf of the entire administration,
01:15:54I would like to apologize to you
01:15:57for everything that you've had to endure.
01:15:59And as of now,
01:16:00you can consider yourself
01:16:02officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:05You can consider yourself
01:16:06officially reinstated as captain.
01:16:10Thank you, Principal.
01:16:12All right, everyone.
01:16:13Sorry for the unexpected drama.
01:16:15I hope you enjoyed the show.
01:16:16But we have a game to get back to.
01:16:18So let's cheer on our wolves!
01:16:20Woo!
01:16:22Let's win!
01:16:34Let's win!
01:17:06Hey, Allison.
01:17:10The way I'm not even surprised.
01:17:15Hey, well, you know what, uh, he's cool, right?
01:17:19I think he knew before we did.
01:17:21I love you, kid, Scott.
01:17:23I love you too, quarterback.
01:17:33I love you too, quarterback.
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