- 2 days ago
"The Wacky World of Mother Goose" is an animated feature film based on Charles Perrault's stories and nursery rhymes. It features Humpty Dumpty, The Old Woman Who Lives in a Shoe, and the Crooked Man.
Category
😹
FunTranscript
00:00:04You
00:00:44Hello!
00:00:47Hello!
00:00:56No, no, this way.
00:00:58Follow me, won't you?
00:00:59What?
00:01:00Beg your pardon?
00:01:02Why, of course, I'm Mother Goose.
00:01:04Do you know any other mother who flies about on a goose one?
00:01:08Ah, I thought not.
00:01:10Well, come along now.
00:01:12It's quite proper to fly, if you can.
00:01:16You might say it's a bit wacky where I come from,
00:01:19but who knows?
00:01:20You might find yourself doing some things you've never done before.
00:01:25As a matter of fact, I'm sure you'll like it.
00:01:27Just open your mind and give it a good old try.
00:01:32Why?
00:01:32This way.
00:01:41Give it a go, give it a try, give it a whirl, give it a whack.
00:01:45You never know, you just might have the net.
00:01:49Give it an ounce, give it a bounce, don't be a goose.
00:01:52Take the gander at this great big wacky girl.
00:01:57Every Jack and Jill has his own windmill.
00:02:01Everybody has a secret dream.
00:02:04And with a happy team and a wacky scheme.
00:02:09Well, you can do it at least.
00:02:10Give it a whack.
00:02:12Give it a whack.
00:02:14Give it a go, give it a try, give it a whirl, give it a whack.
00:02:18You never know, you just might have the net.
00:02:22Give it an ounce, give it a bounce, don't be a goose.
00:02:25Take a gander at this great big wacky world.
00:02:46Every Jack and Jill has his own windmill.
00:02:50Everybody has a secret dream.
00:02:53And with a happy team and a wacky scheme.
00:02:58Well, you can do it at least.
00:02:59Give it a whack.
00:03:01Give it a whack.
00:03:03Give it a go, give it a try, give it a whirl, give it a whack.
00:03:07You never know, you just might have the net.
00:03:11Give it an ounce, give it a bounce, don't be a goose.
00:03:14Take a gander at this great big wacky world.
00:03:28Oh, Bedelia.
00:03:33Ah.
00:03:35Oh, there.
00:03:38Welcome to the wacky world of me, Mother Goose.
00:03:43I'm so glad you took my advice and decided to come along.
00:03:52Oh, sorry, Bedelia.
00:03:53I almost forgot.
00:04:00We must keep up your strength now, mustn't we?
00:04:05I do hope you will like it here.
00:04:07It's really quite a pleasant place now.
00:04:10Everybody happy and gay again.
00:04:12Nothing to do all day but play games and sing songs.
00:04:16Oh, but it wasn't always this way, you know.
00:04:19Oh, dear me, no.
00:04:20I should say not.
00:04:21We had a terrible time a few years ago.
00:04:24Simply awful.
00:04:26Actually, it was quite exciting.
00:04:35It all started when I had to leave Mother Gooseland to visit my sister,
00:04:40who'd suddenly come down with a bad, bad head coat.
00:04:44I knew just what she needed.
00:04:55A nice pot of hot magic soup.
00:04:59Delicious.
00:05:05Who's there?
00:05:06Just myself, the baker man.
00:05:09Ah, Paddy Cake.
00:05:11You all know him.
00:05:13Paddy Cake, Paddy Cake, Baker's man.
00:05:16Make a cake as fast as you can.
00:05:20And these ought to help your sister to feel better.
00:05:23I made them extra special good.
00:05:25I'm certain they'll do splendidly.
00:05:27Ah, but you'll be so far away.
00:05:30Your sister lives way beyond the moon.
00:05:33Now, now.
00:05:33I've left everything in charge of old King Cole.
00:05:36And a fine merry old soul he is too.
00:05:39But begging your pardon, ma'am.
00:05:41He's just a king.
00:05:43An ordinary mortal.
00:05:44He has no magic powers to protect us the way you do.
00:05:48But why should you need protection?
00:05:50Oh, there's been all kinds of evil omens.
00:05:53Omens?
00:05:54Oi, omens.
00:05:55Didn't the east wind come out of the north t'other day?
00:05:59And with me own eyes, I saw a cow eating acorns
00:06:02and a squirrel munch of oats.
00:06:04And just yesterday, I baked an upside down cake.
00:06:07And when I took it out of the oven, it was right side up.
00:06:12Oh, stuff and nonsense.
00:06:14That's just silly superstition.
00:06:17Oh, my goodness.
00:06:19I'd best be on my way.
00:06:20I've a long trip ahead of me.
00:06:21And it's almost one o'clock.
00:06:25I said it's almost one.
00:06:29Oh, that lazy clock.
00:06:36Hickory dickory, wake up your friend.
00:06:39Hickory dickory, duck.
00:06:41The mouse ran up the clock.
00:06:43The clock struck one and down he ran.
00:06:47Hickory dickory, duck.
00:06:54That's better.
00:06:55Now I must be on my way.
00:06:57Can I help you pack?
00:06:59No, no.
00:07:00Nothing to it.
00:07:15Come here now.
00:07:17Now keep that soup nice and hot.
00:07:20Magic powers.
00:07:23Wonderful to behold.
00:07:24Yes, they do come in handy every once in a while.
00:07:40Goodbye, Mother Goose.
00:07:44Come back soon.
00:07:47Goodbye, Mother Goose.
00:07:48We love you.
00:07:53And goodbye to you, Jack Horner.
00:07:56Here, ma'am.
00:07:57It's my Christmas pie.
00:07:58You take it, so you'll have something to eat on the way.
00:08:01Why, thank you, Jack, but I have plenty to eat.
00:08:04You enjoy it yourself.
00:08:05Oh, Mother Goose, it's gonna be terrible with you gone.
00:08:09Don't tell me you've had omens also.
00:08:12Uh-huh.
00:08:13Last night, when I did my homework,
00:08:15I added up two and two,
00:08:17and it came out five.
00:08:20And then my dog said, meow.
00:08:22And a bird went, woof, woof.
00:08:24And...
00:08:25Jack, I'm surprised at you.
00:08:26You're letting your imagination run away.
00:08:29King Cole will take care of you all.
00:08:32Yes, ma'am.
00:08:33And now I really must be off.
00:08:40Why do I always cry when I have to say goodbye?
00:08:44Why can't I leave without weeping, without a tear in my eye?
00:08:49Why do I always cry when I have to say goodbye?
00:08:53Why can't I depart and not leave my heart behind?
00:08:59Goodbye is the saddest word in my vocabulary.
00:09:02My tongue gets thick and furry when I have to utter it.
00:09:07I can only stutter it.
00:09:11Now, Miss Muffet, get off that tuffet
00:09:13and eat your curds and whey.
00:09:16And Jack and Jill, be careful when you climb that hill today.
00:09:20Poor simple Simon, save that penny.
00:09:24Jack Spratt, I hope you don't eat any fat.
00:09:27And Mrs. Spratt, no lean.
00:09:29And no pickled peppers in between.
00:09:33Peter, Peter, give me the pickled pepper, Peter.
00:09:36They're bad for your digestion, without question.
00:09:39They'll spoil your taste for Christmas pie.
00:09:42Pie.
00:09:43Oh, I simply detest any word that rhymes with goodbye.
00:09:50Oh, why do I always cry when I have to say goodbye?
00:09:54Why can't I grin and just bear it and say au revoir, ta-ta, so long?
00:10:01Goodbye.
00:10:03There I go again.
00:10:05Goodbye.
00:10:07Goodbye.
00:10:15Farewell, my friends. I'm off to beyond the moon.
00:10:20I'll be back someday.
00:10:23Hooray!
00:10:24Bye, Michael!
00:10:26Bye!
00:10:30Oh, I hated to leave them.
00:10:33But I did think they were in good hands.
00:10:36If only I had known.
00:10:39Goodbye!
00:10:40Goodbye!
00:10:41Whoop!
00:10:43Hey!
00:10:44Be careful!
00:10:45Whoop!
00:10:46Whoop!
00:10:46Whoop!
00:10:47Whoop!
00:10:47Whoop!
00:10:50I'm starting to lose my balance.
00:10:52That's a bad omen.
00:10:54There's been too many bad omens.
00:10:57Lately.
00:10:58I know.
00:10:59Yesterday, I saw smoke going down the chimney.
00:11:03Whoop!
00:11:04What?
00:11:06I have a feeling something terrible's about to happen.
00:11:15I wish now I paid attention to their omens.
00:11:18But little did I know that Count Warptwist, the crooked man who'd just come to live in our kingdom, was
00:11:25a cruel and evil villain at heart.
00:11:29I was a crooked man, and he had a crooked heart, and he lived in a very crooked heart.
00:11:39This is the opportunity I have been waiting for.
00:11:43With Mother Goose out of the picture, her subjects are sitting ducks to me.
00:11:48Ducks.
00:11:49Goose.
00:11:50He-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he
00:11:56-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he
00:12:08-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he
00:12:12-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he
00:12:13-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he
00:12:13-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he
00:12:19Soon the land of Mother Goose will be the land of the Crooked Count Warp Twist.
00:12:23Zig-zag! Where is my stupid Squire? Zig-zag!
00:12:28Yes, Count Twitwist, Miss Warp Fist.
00:12:32Quiet, don't. We must move swiftly.
00:12:35Ring the gong and call my Crooked Knight to counsel.
00:12:40Aye, aye, Count Twitwist, Warp Fist.
00:12:42Ring the gong!
00:12:43Aye, aye. Ouch!
00:12:45Yes, sir. I'm gonging the ring. Ringing the gong. Yes, sir.
00:13:00I missed.
00:13:01Don't. Let me do it.
00:13:05And so the booming gong rang out over the countryside,
00:13:08and from every terrible forgotten place imaginable
00:13:12there emerged an ugly army of evil, crooked knights.
00:13:16Heartless brutes who owed allegiance to but one man,
00:13:21Count Warp Twist.
00:13:37I missed.
00:13:39This way to the council camber.
00:13:41The council camber?
00:13:43Step lively.
00:13:46Just kidding. This way.
00:13:56All hail, all hail, the crooked nobleman of darkness,
00:14:01his supreme awfulness, Count Twiprum, uh, Twipmist, Liverwurst.
00:14:06Don't.
00:14:07Oh, watch his name, you know.
00:14:11No!
00:14:13All hail, Count Warp Twist.
00:14:15Hail to thee, crooked knights of the twisted garter.
00:14:19Hail! Hail! Hail!
00:14:21What kind of knights are we?
00:14:23We're the knights of the twisted garter.
00:14:25We're crooked knights.
00:14:26How's that for a starter?
00:14:27Our deeds shall be...
00:14:29Fire!
00:14:30You're playing with...
00:14:31Fire!
00:14:31If you cross our path, you'll know our wrath.
00:14:34We're the knights of the twisted garter.
00:14:36We're crooked knights.
00:14:37Bad guys.
00:14:38Worse than that, real bad guys.
00:14:41Artilla the Hun was a peach compared to me.
00:14:44Let's hear it for me.
00:14:46Yes!
00:14:47Boo!
00:14:48Boo!
00:14:49Yes!
00:14:50It's wonderful to be loved.
00:14:53Now that Mother Goose is gone, we shall take over the land.
00:14:56We must act swiftly.
00:14:58My plans are laid.
00:15:00The first job is to put King Cole out of commission.
00:15:04How do we do that, old great crooked one?
00:15:07We capture his beautiful daughter, the fair Princess Harmony.
00:15:12If her life, her very existence is threatened,
00:15:17old King Cole will be blackmailed into doing whatever we want.
00:15:22Ha ha ha ha!
00:15:32Old King Cole was a very old soul, and a very old soul was he.
00:15:37My pipe, my ball, my fiddlin' string.
00:16:53And now, where is my daughter, the beautiful Princess Harmony?
00:16:57She's making herself especially beautiful for you this evening.
00:17:01Not for me, I'll wager. It's for young Prince Robin, who sucks with us this evening.
00:17:06Ah, here she comes now, Your Majesty.
00:17:11Rings on her fingers, bells on her toes. She shall have music wherever she goes.
00:17:21Father dear?
00:17:22My darling Princess Harmony, will you sing for me?
00:17:26What song, Father? Oh, may I sing a love song? For my heart is overflowing with love for my brave
00:17:35Prince Robin.
00:17:37Robin? Who is he?
00:17:39Why, Father, he's the handsomest prince in all the world. See?
00:17:47Oh, Father, you're teasing me.
00:17:51Yes, my darling. Then sing a love song. For I do see the light of love in your eyes.
00:18:05I still believe in fairy tale romance
00:18:12Storybook love and strawberry dreams
00:18:19I know that it seems naive
00:18:26But I believe in, make-believe in
00:18:35I close my eyes and see you in armor
00:18:41My shining night
00:18:45It's love at first sight
00:18:48I know that it might seem strange
00:18:54But I believe in
00:18:58Rosy dreaming
00:19:02I can blow out the moon if I try
00:19:08I can build a castle
00:19:12I can build a castle
00:19:14In the sky
00:19:15You can't burst my bubble
00:19:22So save yourself the trouble
00:19:29I'll still believe in fairy tale romance
00:19:37Storybook love and strawberry dreams
00:19:43And someday I'll prove to you
00:19:48That fairy tale romance
00:19:52Storybook love and strawberry dreams
00:20:04Can come true
00:20:08Can come true
00:20:23The fair princess sings for me alone
00:20:29Doggone
00:20:35Oh, gee whiz
00:20:36Hey, step aside, fellas
00:20:38I'm late enough as it is
00:20:40Ah, come on, guys
00:20:42I'm a prince of
00:20:45Hey, that's not very nice
00:20:51Now bring him over to Count Warp Twist
00:20:58Another, another
00:20:59Oh, please, Father, no
00:21:01I must save my voice until Prince Robin arrives
00:21:05Where can he be?
00:21:09Oh!
00:21:11Fair princess, I must see you alone
00:21:14Come out on the parapet and I will climb up to thee
00:21:17But why?
00:21:18Do not ask questions
00:21:20It's important you do as I ask
00:21:24Very well
00:21:31Help me!
00:21:35You've got her!
00:21:37Now, old King Cole is in the palm of our hands
00:21:42Where?
00:21:43Don't!
00:21:44Now to present our proposition
00:21:47Won't this be a tasty dish to set before the king?
00:22:03Come no further
00:22:04We wish
00:22:06Wish, I say?
00:22:08Nay, we demand to see the king
00:22:10Uh, yeah, nay, demand
00:22:14Quiet!
00:22:17The king cannot possibly see you
00:22:20The king cannot see us?
00:22:22The king cannot see us?
00:22:25Zigzag, did you ever hear anything so amusing in your life?
00:22:29Yes
00:22:30What?
00:22:31I mean, no
00:22:32Not in my life
00:22:33Not in your life
00:22:34Oh, shut up
00:22:38I demand to see the king
00:22:41The king is in seclusion
00:22:44Oh, well, we'll just have to look for him there
00:22:47Oh, well
00:22:48In seclusion
00:22:49Zigzag
00:22:50Which way to seclusion?
00:22:52Will you please?
00:22:54You got a map?
00:22:55Shut up!
00:22:57Be gone, Riff Raff
00:23:00Riff Raff? Riff Raff?
00:23:02I shall show you who is Riff Raff
00:23:08Men!
00:23:20Hey, that looks like fun
00:23:23Help!
00:23:25Help!
00:23:26No fair splashing now
00:23:28Will you shut up and follow me?
00:23:31Onward!
00:23:36Halt!
00:23:37Go no further
00:23:38And who may you be?
00:23:41We are the king's knights
00:23:46Stupid oafs!
00:23:48I'll show you what you're up against
00:23:53Take this!
00:23:58King's knights, eh?
00:24:00Not anymore, you're not
00:24:01From now on, you
00:24:03Are crooked knights!
00:24:09All hail Count Warquist!
00:24:13Now, where is that fool?
00:24:15I refer, of course, to the
00:24:18Jolly Old Soul
00:24:26What's going on here?
00:24:28Have you gentlemen come to see me?
00:24:31Hey!
00:24:32What do you know?
00:24:33He's back!
00:24:34How is the weather out there in seclusion?
00:24:36Quiet dolt!
00:24:39Here, here!
00:24:40What is the meaning of this intrusion?
00:24:42Dear, dear
00:24:43Oh, here, here!
00:24:45Dear, dear!
00:24:46Oh, your majesty!
00:24:48You must forgive our terrible, terrible manners
00:24:52Whatever could we have been thinking of?
00:25:00Terrible, terrible!
00:25:02Oh, it's quite alright
00:25:04My pipe, my bowl, my fiddler
00:25:08Not now!
00:25:10I beg your pardon?
00:25:12I said not now
00:25:14He said not now
00:25:16Oh, gee whiz
00:25:19Something tells me all's not well here
00:25:25Oh, don't do that
00:25:27I shall do anything I please around here from now on
00:25:33Me too
00:25:34Shut up!
00:25:38Now see here
00:25:39You don't frighten me
00:25:41I'm really very brave
00:25:43Down deep
00:25:46Well, perhaps you are not frightened for yourself
00:25:51But there are others in your royal family
00:25:56Others?
00:25:57There are no others in my family
00:25:59Except for the princess Harmony
00:26:01Harmony!
00:26:02What have you done to my daughter?
00:26:06Harmony is my prisoner
00:26:08And if you do not obey my commands
00:26:10Terrible things will happen to her
00:26:12I'll do anything
00:26:15Anything you say
00:26:16First of all, give me the royal diamond and gold mines
00:26:19They are yours
00:26:21And issue a proclamation
00:26:22All able-bodied men and women shall become my slaves
00:26:26No, no, no, that's too strong
00:26:28My subjects
00:26:30And they can be commandeered to work in the mines
00:26:34No
00:26:34Then you shall never see Harmony again
00:26:37Yes, very well
00:26:40I am powerless
00:26:45Oh, that terrible, terrible
00:26:47Oh, that terrible, terrible Count Warptwist
00:26:49If I'd known what was going on
00:26:51I'd have turned back
00:26:51Right away, believe me
00:26:55But I didn't know
00:26:57And so I rode farther and farther away
00:27:00From my beloved little people
00:27:02and the desmal future Count Warptwist had planned for them.
00:27:07Hear ye, hear ye,
00:27:10the land of Mother Goose shall henceforth
00:27:13be called the land of Warptwist.
00:27:17All citizens are subject to the command of the crooked count
00:27:21and his knights, signed King Cone.
00:27:32Little Jack Horner sat in a corner
00:27:35eating his Christmas pie.
00:27:38He stuck in his thumb and pulled out a plum.
00:27:41Hey, what a big boy am I?
00:27:44You're gonna have to be plenty, plenty big from now on.
00:27:48What?
00:27:50Thanks.
00:27:51What's wrong?
00:27:52What isn't wrong?
00:27:54Terrible news from all over the country.
00:27:57The crooked knights are swooping down
00:27:59and carrying off all the moms and dads
00:28:02to work in the mines.
00:28:04That's awful.
00:28:05Oh, my gosh.
00:28:07Look.
00:28:12Mom!
00:28:13Dad!
00:28:15Oh, no.
00:28:16Help!
00:28:17Help!
00:28:18Help!
00:28:24Another slave.
00:28:27Somebody help!
00:28:28Take them to the mines.
00:28:36Stop!
00:28:38Stop!
00:28:38Shall we take this one?
00:28:40No.
00:28:41He's too pilmy.
00:28:57Now what am I gonna do?
00:29:00No more Mom and Dad?
00:29:02No house?
00:29:03Oh, don't cry, Jack.
00:29:05There's always hope.
00:29:07Someday, Mother Goose will return.
00:29:10Then everything will be right again.
00:29:13But that may be too late.
00:29:16It's never too late
00:29:18To start all over again
00:29:22To push back the hands on Big Ben
00:29:26No clock in the world has the right to say
00:29:29It's too late today
00:29:31Cause it's never too late
00:29:34To start all over again
00:29:37The world's going round again
00:29:41No cookie-coo-coo has the right to say
00:29:45It's too late today
00:29:46Cause it's never too late
00:29:52But don't waste too much time
00:29:55Makin' up your mind
00:29:59Makin' up your mind
00:30:00Heavy thinkin' on overtime
00:30:02It's bad for you
00:30:04As you will find
00:30:06It's never too late
00:30:09To start all over again
00:30:11It's never too late
00:30:13To push back the hands on Big Ben
00:30:15It's never too late
00:30:16No clock in the world has the right to say
00:30:19It's too late today
00:30:22Cause it's never too late
00:30:24It's never too, too late
00:30:25No, it's never too late
00:30:27It's never too, too late
00:30:32It's never too late
00:30:37Things look brighter now?
00:30:39A little, but I still don't know where I'm gonna live from now on.
00:30:43Hmm, that is a problem.
00:30:48Thank you. Maybe I know where you can stay.
00:30:53Hunty remembered old Mrs. Hubbard, the woman who lived in a shul.
00:31:00Good Mrs. Hubbard had taken in all the children
00:31:03whose parents were stolen by Count Warptwist.
00:31:06There was an old woman who lived in a shul.
00:31:10She had so many children.
00:31:13I just don't know what to do.
00:31:17You see, she was having a terrible time of it.
00:31:22There was no curds and whey for Miss Muffet,
00:31:25no pies for Simple Simon,
00:31:27and no pickled peppers for Peter Piper.
00:31:31Well, at least there's a bone here for you.
00:31:36Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard
00:31:40to get her poor dog a bone.
00:31:44But when she got there,
00:31:47ooh,
00:31:52and so the poor dog had none.
00:31:59Mrs. Hubbard's last hope
00:32:01was that Mary had grown some nice vegetables in her garden.
00:32:08But to her anguish, Mrs. Hubbard discovered
00:32:10that instead of vegetables, Mary had grown...
00:32:15Flowers!
00:32:15I just didn't feel like growing vegetables.
00:32:19Mary, Mary, quite contrary.
00:32:22How does your garden grow?
00:32:24With silver bells and cockle shells and pretty...
00:32:27We can't eat pretty things.
00:32:30Last night I had to serve broth without any bread.
00:32:34Tonight we'll all go to bed hungry.
00:32:38Oh, dear me.
00:32:41What to do?
00:32:43What to do?
00:32:45Gee, I didn't mean...
00:32:47I thought flowers were prettier.
00:32:49You're always doing everything opposite
00:32:52from the way people want.
00:32:54Why can't we just go to the market and buy food?
00:32:57Because there's no food to be had.
00:32:59Count Warp Twist is keeping everything for himself
00:33:01and his knights.
00:33:02I think that's just horrid of him.
00:33:05We should do something.
00:33:08But I guess nothing can be done.
00:33:10That's a girl for you.
00:33:13Well, can you do anything?
00:33:14Sure.
00:33:16What, Smarty?
00:33:17I... I can go and get a message to Mother Goose.
00:33:21And then she'll come back.
00:33:22Then all our moms and dads will be set free.
00:33:25And we'll have plenty to eat.
00:33:27Oh, you're just bragging.
00:33:29I think boys are the worst braggarts in the world.
00:33:32I'm not bragging.
00:33:34How can you get to her, Smarty Pants?
00:33:36She's way up beyond the moon.
00:33:38I don't know how, but I'll find her...
00:33:41some way.
00:33:43When are you going to start?
00:33:45Right now.
00:33:46Who wants to live in an old shoe?
00:33:49Oh, let me come, too.
00:33:51Please.
00:33:52No, this is no job for sissies or girls.
00:33:56Hmm.
00:33:57Think that's going to stop me?
00:34:01You're a brave little fella, Jack.
00:34:04Good luck, boy.
00:34:06What?
00:34:08We're all counting on you.
00:34:10Goodbye, Humpty.
00:34:13So Jack set out to find me.
00:34:16And it was rough going right from the start.
00:34:19For what he didn't realize was,
00:34:22that the evil Count Warp Twist had made the roads all twisty and crookedy,
00:34:27so that nobody could find their way anywhere.
00:34:32Soon Jack was hopelessly lost.
00:34:34And although he tried not to show it, he was very, very scared.
00:34:40Asim!
00:34:41Shhh!
00:34:50It's only me.
00:34:51I thought you were so brave.
00:34:53What are you doing down there?
00:34:55I followed you.
00:34:58Oh, good grief.
00:35:00It's too late to turn back.
00:35:02You have to take me along with you.
00:35:04I guess she's right.
00:35:05But how did this happen?
00:35:08But look, don't you start acting like a girl or anything.
00:35:12I mean, don't start getting scared.
00:35:15Ha-ha, look who's talking.
00:35:17Ah!
00:35:18A snake!
00:35:20Ha-ha, just a little old earthworm.
00:35:23I don't think that's at all funny, Jack Horner.
00:35:27Here, help me down.
00:35:28Jump down yourself.
00:35:30Jumping isn't ladylike.
00:35:32Oh, for crying out loud.
00:35:37Thank you, Jack.
00:35:38Boy, out of everybody in the world, why did I have to get stuck with a girl?
00:35:43Oh, I think you're lucky.
00:35:44Everybody knows girls are better than boys.
00:35:47Boys.
00:35:47Boys are better.
00:35:48Girls.
00:35:49Boys!
00:35:57All we ask is half a chance.
00:36:01From a girl, half a chance.
00:36:04All we ask is half a chance.
00:36:07You wanna give us half a chance.
00:36:11Half a chance.
00:36:12Let us know just where we stand.
00:36:14Let us know just where we stand.
00:36:15Don't keep us in suspense.
00:36:19Please dispense with being coy for how to act with a boy.
00:36:26All we ask is half a chance.
00:36:30All we ask is half a chance.
00:36:31From a boy, half a chance.
00:36:34All we ask is half a chance.
00:36:37All we ask is half a chance.
00:36:37You ought to give us half a chance.
00:36:41Let us have a girlish win
00:36:44You win out in the end
00:36:48Just depend on chivalry
00:36:51You're to agree with a girl
00:36:56All we ask is half a chance
00:36:59From a boy, half a chance
00:37:02All we ask is half a chance
00:37:06You ought to give us half a chance
00:37:10Let us know just where we stand
00:37:13Don't keep us in suspense
00:37:18Please dispense with being coy
00:37:21Learn how to act with a boy
00:37:24Learn to agree with a girl
00:37:29All we ask is half a chance
00:37:37Oh, come on and see if you can keep out of trouble
00:37:41And so they started off again
00:37:44This time together
00:37:48But the roads were even more twisted than before
00:37:51And they walked for hours and hours
00:37:58Suddenly Mary stopped and said
00:38:00We don't seem to be getting anywhere
00:38:03Stop complaining
00:38:04Can't we rest for a minute?
00:38:07Well, I guess a minute won't hurt
00:38:10What kind of knights are we?
00:38:13Hey, did you hear that?
00:38:15What?
00:38:16Listen
00:38:18The knights
00:38:21They're coming this way
00:38:22We've got to hide
00:38:23Where?
00:38:24Quick
00:38:24Make a dance for that big mulberry bush over there
00:38:27What kind of guys are we?
00:38:30Bad guys
00:38:31Oh, shh
00:38:32Something just tickled my feet
00:38:36Oh, it's a little man
00:38:38Gee whiz
00:38:39Where'd he come from?
00:38:41Ah, shh
00:38:42What kind of knights are we?
00:38:45Crooked knights
00:38:46And what are we up to?
00:38:47No good
00:38:48What?
00:38:49What do we do?
00:38:50Dirty work
00:38:51Our design shall be
00:38:53All clear
00:38:54Look, he's following me
00:38:56Isn't he cute?
00:39:00Well, we can't take him along
00:39:02Go home
00:39:07Oh, boy
00:39:10Come on
00:39:11We can't stay here any longer
00:39:15Now be quiet
00:39:17Those knights are everywhere
00:39:18Mary had a little lamb
00:39:21Little lamb
00:39:23Little lamb
00:39:24Mary had a little lamb
00:39:26Whose fleece was white as snow
00:39:28And everywhere that Mary went
00:39:32Mary went
00:39:33Mary went
00:39:34Everywhere that Mary went
00:39:37The lamb was sure to go
00:39:46Oh, no
00:39:47What can I do?
00:39:49He won't stop following me
00:39:51I guess we'll just have to take him along
00:39:55But be quiet
00:39:57Now come on
00:39:58Jack
00:40:00Look over there
00:40:02It's the same mulberry bush
00:40:04It couldn't be
00:40:05We've been walking for miles
00:40:09But it was
00:40:10You see, the roads were so twisted
00:40:13That they'd just been going round and round the mulberry bush
00:40:18They realized they'd never get anywhere if they stuck to the roads
00:40:21So they cut out across the fields
00:40:27And soon they came to a rough and angry river
00:40:30Wow, sure looks mean
00:40:33We can't swim across that
00:40:35We'd be washed away
00:40:36I'll think of something
00:40:42Will you be quiet?
00:40:44Look
00:40:45Look
00:40:50Georgie Porgy's Ferry
00:40:54Hey, I know how we can get across
00:40:56We'll take the ferry
00:40:58How did you ever think of that?
00:41:00Oh, come on
00:41:15Will you take us across?
00:41:17You got the fare?
00:41:19How much?
00:41:20Either a pudding or a pie
00:41:21We don't have a pudding or a pie
00:41:24Okay, then give me a kiss instead
00:41:25No!
00:41:27I want a kiss
00:41:28You come across
00:41:29Or I don't take you across
00:41:31No, no, no
00:41:33Hey, you stop
00:41:35Georgie Porgy put in the pie
00:41:37Kissed the girls and made them cry
00:41:40When the boys came out to play
00:41:42Georgie Porgy ran away
00:41:46Oh, Jack, you saved me
00:41:51Shucks
00:41:53I couldn't let him talk that way
00:41:55To a girl
00:42:05Hey, see them?
00:42:07They're trying to get across the river without paying
00:42:09I bet they're up to no good
00:42:12Hmm, we'll see about that
00:42:20Think we got a couple of traitors
00:42:23This way
00:42:24That's right, Jack
00:42:24After him
00:42:25Get him gone
00:42:26We better get away
00:42:27Look, the crooked knights
00:42:29Come on
00:42:30Make a dash for it
00:42:35We're trapped
00:42:36They'll get us in a second
00:42:38Oh
00:42:39If only Mother Goose was here
00:42:41She'd know what to do
00:42:43Do you think Mother Goose knows what's happening?
00:42:46I hope she does
00:42:48I hope she can help us
00:42:52I guess Jack hoped really hard
00:42:54For as I was sitting with my sister on her front porch
00:42:57Way beyond the moon
00:42:59I suddenly got the strangest feeling
00:43:01I felt I was needed back home
00:43:04But my sister said
00:43:06If you're worried
00:43:07Why can't you send down a little magic to hold them over
00:43:10Just in case there is any trouble
00:43:12I suppose that would do for the time being
00:43:16Oh, I do hate to leave you, sister dear
00:43:26Mary, look
00:43:42The butcher
00:43:43The baker
00:43:44The candlestick baker
00:43:45But they all came down on a star
00:43:49Maybe they'll give us a ride
00:43:51Help
00:43:53Help, help
00:43:54Take us with you
00:43:55Well, of course we'll
00:43:58Help
00:43:58That's why we're here, didn't you know?
00:44:00That?
00:44:05Okay, Mary, let's go
00:44:06Get them
00:44:07Get them
00:44:08Get out of here
00:44:09I don't want to get away
00:44:12Let them go
00:44:16Get away
00:44:17Get away
00:44:18That's why
00:44:19Get out of here
00:44:22Do they get away?
00:44:24Good
00:44:25Curse them
00:44:31Welcome to the SSBBC
00:44:34As proud of a ship as you will ever see
00:44:38Commissioned in the year of 33
00:44:41Without the blessing of her royal majesty
00:44:49Welcome to the SSBBC
00:44:52To tell the truth we've never actually
00:44:56Seen a single member of the Queen's Night Vale
00:44:59Never been to war or even been to sea
00:45:07Yes, we're the ruddy BBC
00:45:10But your baker, candlestick, baker, we
00:45:14A non-commercial vessel, you must agree
00:45:18And are they fit for cargo or humanity?
00:45:22Welcome to the SSBBC
00:45:25As proud of a ship as you will ever see
00:45:29Commissioned in the year of 33
00:45:32Without the blessing of her royal majesty
00:45:50Thank you very much for the ride
00:45:52Don't mention it, chum
00:45:54Glad to be of service
00:45:56Bye
00:45:56Thank you very much
00:45:58Thank you very much for the ride
00:46:04Shouldn't we look for a place to sleep now?
00:46:07I mean, it's getting dark and spooky
00:46:11No, time to stop
00:46:13We've got to keep going
00:46:15I'm hungry too
00:46:20Hey, look
00:46:21Our troubles are over
00:46:23Here comes Mother Goose
00:46:25Hooray!
00:46:26Hooray for Mother Goose!
00:46:30Hey
00:46:31That's not Mother Goose
00:46:35And indeed it wasn't
00:46:38It was the terrible Goosey Ganda
00:46:40A personal friend of Count Warp Twist
00:46:44It's after us
00:46:45Run!
00:46:50It's got my lamb
00:46:52Oh, check, save it!
00:46:54Save it!
00:46:57Grab my legs, Mary
00:46:59And pull!
00:47:03Okay, now let go
00:47:04Let go, let go!
00:47:22Oh, check, are you all right?
00:47:24Just fine
00:47:29Oh, now don't get mushy
00:47:31Oh, check, you're a hero
00:47:33I'm sorry I said all those awful things about you
00:47:37No time for that, Mary
00:47:38It's coming back
00:47:40Run!
00:47:47I don't think it can see us here
00:47:50Uh-oh
00:47:54What is it now?
00:47:55Look up ahead
00:48:00Those knights are all over the place
00:48:02But we can't run back
00:48:04Goosey Ganda will get us
00:48:05Quick, hide in that pumpkin patch over there
00:48:12Oh, the knights on one side
00:48:14Goosey Ganda on the other
00:48:16What will we do?
00:48:18Well, we're safe here
00:48:20Well, we're safe here
00:48:23What's that?
00:48:25I think it's a ghost
00:48:30We're surrounded
00:48:31We're surrounded
00:48:32It looked as if Jack and Mary were done for
00:48:40Meanwhile, the crooked count was growing more and more powerful
00:48:44Zigzag, did you feed our prisoners?
00:48:50I didn't have the heart
00:48:52They're starving so
00:48:53They just might eat that awful stuff
00:48:55Do as you are told
00:49:09I can't bear to look
00:49:11Cold peas porridge again?
00:49:15Uh-huh
00:49:16Nine days old
00:49:18I hope you choke on it
00:49:22Now, if the princess would be a bit more friendly
00:49:28Perhaps I could arrange finer fare
00:49:32Never
00:49:32That a girl
00:49:33What?
00:49:36Nothing, nothing
00:49:38I kind of like the stuff
00:49:40Really
00:49:43You wouldn't be like this if Mother Goose came back
00:49:46If, if, if ifs and ands were pots and pans
00:49:51There'd be no need for tinkers
00:49:54Hey, that's pretty good
00:49:56I must remember it for the squire's banquet
00:49:58Shut up and come with me
00:50:01Yes, sir, Count Whip-Warp, uh, Whistwatch
00:50:04Oh, quiet
00:50:06Don't
00:50:07Now come with me
00:50:10Ah, don't be blue, princess
00:50:12Things will get better
00:50:14How, how can you be sure?
00:50:17Well, they can't get worse
00:50:19Oh, Robin
00:50:21I just knew that you were going to say something predictable like that
00:50:27I don't need a crystal ball
00:50:31To look into your heart
00:50:34I knew what you were and how you would act
00:50:40Right from the very start
00:50:47I can predict when you're in the mood for me, dear
00:50:53From one of your smiles
00:50:56My feminine wilds sell all to me
00:50:59Can't you see my intuition
00:51:02Can predict what your disposition will be
00:51:06Cause when you're with me, you're predictable as can be
00:51:13If we meet at eight
00:51:15If we meet at eight
00:51:15I know I'll be kissed at ten
00:51:18Dear
00:51:19From one of your sighs
00:51:22The look in your eyes
00:51:23Will tell me when
00:51:25And once again
00:51:27Your inspirations have come in clear
00:51:30As your conversations you see
00:51:32Cause when you're with me
00:51:35You're predictable as can be
00:51:52I'm sure a plan could be devised
00:51:56To make me feel at times surprised
00:51:59Oh, couldn't you try to be unpredictable
00:52:04Just once
00:52:14But what had become of Jack and Mary
00:52:17Oh, they were in a terrible predicament
00:52:19With the knights on one side of them
00:52:22And goosey-gander on the other
00:52:26And right beside them
00:52:28In the pumpkin patch
00:52:29A ghost
00:52:32We can't just stay here with a ghost
00:52:34But we can't leave, either
00:52:39Hey, look
00:52:44It's not a ghost
00:52:45Somebody's inside that pumpkin
00:52:49Oh, help me to get out of this pumpkin shell, please
00:52:52Who, who are you?
00:52:55My name is Patricia
00:52:56My husband, Peter Pumpkin Eater
00:52:59Put me in here
00:53:00Help me out
00:53:01Peter, Peter Pumpkin Eater
00:53:04Had a wife and couldn't keep her
00:53:06Put her in a pumpkin shell
00:53:07And there he kept her very well
00:53:09Why'd your husband put you in there?
00:53:12Because he's turned very cruel lately
00:53:15And I tried to run away
00:53:18What are you doing here?
00:53:20We're hiding
00:53:21Oh, how sad
00:53:22That's what everyone seems to be doing nowadays
00:53:26You look cold and hungry
00:53:28Please come home and have supper with me
00:53:33You mustn't think badly of my husband
00:53:35Once he was a good and kind man
00:53:38But he's changed so
00:53:41Since he became one of Warp Twist's knights
00:53:44One of what?
00:53:46Oh, boy
00:53:47We better get out of here
00:53:48No, he won't be back till morning
00:53:51Oh, yes
00:53:52Certainly you may have some more pumpkin pie
00:53:56You see
00:53:57Warp Twist puts a spell on his knights
00:54:00And makes them twisted and cruel and evil
00:54:03It's just terrible, I tell you
00:54:06Terrible
00:54:07Gee, no wonder you keep trying to run away
00:54:11My life's not my own since Peter became a prisoner of Warp Twist's powers
00:54:15Why, the Count has his spies everywhere
00:54:19Spies?
00:54:20Yes
00:54:20He uses his magic powers to turn common household articles into spies
00:54:26You never know what's listening to you
00:54:29Huh?
00:54:30Once it was my hat rack
00:54:32Another time, my tea kettle
00:54:34You see, they watch you
00:54:37And then they run and tattle to him
00:54:39Well, are there any spies here now?
00:54:42I think I cleared them all out
00:54:47Oh, but Patricia hadn't cleared all the spies out of her house
00:54:51For just that morning
00:54:53Count Warp Twist had sneaked in a simply awful dish and spoon
00:55:01Oh, dear
00:55:01With all Warp Twist's knights and evil powers
00:55:05We'll never get to Mother Goose
00:55:07There must be some way to go beyond the moon
00:55:09I know a way
00:55:11You do?
00:55:12I could ride there on Mother Goose's purple cow
00:55:16What cow?
00:55:17The famous one
00:55:18Who can jump over the moon
00:55:20Yeah, sure
00:55:22But why didn't you do that before?
00:55:25I tried
00:55:26But the cow is getting old
00:55:27And she's very temperamental
00:55:29Maybe if we all tried to persuade her
00:55:32She'd take you
00:55:32Where is she?
00:55:34I can take you there
00:55:35And if you can make her jump
00:55:37I'll ride her up to Mother Goose
00:55:41Then what are we waiting for?
00:55:43Let's go
00:55:49Oh, please
00:55:56No, no
00:55:58I'm not in the mood
00:56:00Well, what will put you in the mood?
00:56:02M-m-m-m-m-m-m-music
00:56:05Music?
00:56:07Where will we get music?
00:56:08I know. Her accompanist must be nearby.
00:56:12Here, pussy. Here, pussy.
00:56:15A cat? Good grief.
00:56:24Who's calling me, doggone it? I'm sleeping.
00:56:28Oh, you've got to fiddle a tune so the cow will jump.
00:56:32No, don't feel like it.
00:56:34Y'all had no business of waking me up.
00:56:38Who's that? It's me.
00:56:40I didn't know dogs climbed trees.
00:56:43Oh, don't pay any attention to him.
00:56:45He's always hanging around here pestering me.
00:56:48Yeah, that old cat won't fiddle, because he don't know how to no more.
00:56:51Do, too. Yeah, you do not. Do, too.
00:56:53Then let's hear you. He can't fiddle to darn.
00:56:56You just listen.
00:56:58Anything worse than a smarty cat, it's a smarty dog.
00:57:03Watch this here.
00:57:10You just listen.
00:57:21You just listen.
00:57:26You're listening.
00:57:35You just listen.
00:57:36You're listening.
00:57:56¶¶
00:58:02¶¶
00:58:03¶¶
00:58:03¶¶
00:58:03¶¶
00:58:03¶¶
00:58:04¶¶
00:58:08¶¶
00:58:26Please, please, tell me what you've done with my daughter.
00:58:30Is she safe?
00:58:31Yes, but if you wish her to stay that way,
00:58:34you shall sign this new proclamation.
00:58:36It gives everything to me.
00:58:40Everything.
00:58:41Everything.
00:58:42Isn't that a bit much?
00:58:45You shall sign it or else.
00:58:47I'll sign it.
00:58:49Very well.
00:58:50Give it to me.
00:58:54Good gracious.
00:58:57The royal dishwasher must be getting careless.
00:59:01Leave them alone.
00:59:06What?
00:59:07A cow?
00:59:08Mother Goose?
00:59:10Courses.
00:59:11This calls for drastic action.
00:59:13We must get those dratted children before Mother Goose returns.
00:59:17We'll use them as hostages.
00:59:21Zigzag.
00:59:22Right here, Count Whitworth.
00:59:23What robe?
00:59:25Don't.
00:59:26Sound the alarm.
00:59:27Summon all my knights.
00:59:28Our number one objective is to get those kids.
00:59:41And soon each and every one of the Crooked Count's terrible knights marched forth.
00:59:46Their one objective was to...
00:59:49Get those kids.
00:59:51Get those kids.
00:59:52Poor Jack and Mary.
00:59:54It certainly looked hopeless for them.
00:59:58Their one hope was that Patricia could get to me in time.
01:00:02But she had such a long way to go.
01:00:05Faster.
01:00:06Faster.
01:00:07I'm doing my best.
01:00:12Get those kids.
01:00:14Get those kids.
01:00:16Get those kids.
01:00:17Get us.
01:00:19Oh, Jack.
01:00:20Jack, they're all around us.
01:00:22We haven't a chance.
01:00:23You think you can make a run for it?
01:00:26I'll try.
01:00:27You're okay, Mary.
01:00:29For a girl, I mean.
01:00:30Okay, let's go.
01:00:36There they go.
01:00:38After them.
01:00:54I can't run.
01:00:56I can't run.
01:00:56No, there's a step.
01:00:57You've got to keep going, Mary.
01:01:07Help!
01:01:07Got her.
01:01:09Now for the others.
01:01:11Mary!
01:01:15Oh, my gosh.
01:01:16We went over a cliff.
01:01:18Help!
01:01:21There, Gunners.
01:01:23It's miles to the bottom of that cliff.
01:01:25They'll be smashed to pieces.
01:01:28Good.
01:01:29Let's take the girl back to Warp Twist.
01:01:39So you are all that is left of the pack of brats who have been causing me all this trouble,
01:01:45eh?
01:01:45Well, I have a special cell for you.
01:01:52Way down in the sub-sub-basement.
01:01:59You'll never get out of here.
01:02:04Now stay there until you rot.
01:02:07And just to make sure you won't escape.
01:02:10Brutus!
01:02:15This candlestick will be your jailer if you try to escape.
01:02:21We can make it pretty hot for you.
01:02:24Hey, Brutus?
01:02:30Oh, help me.
01:02:32Someone help me.
01:02:36Oh, Jack, what happened to you?
01:02:40You can't be dead.
01:02:41You just can't be.
01:02:46Poor Mary.
01:02:48If only she could have known.
01:02:50Whoa!
01:02:54When Jack and the lamb fell over the edge of the cliff,
01:02:58they weren't hurt.
01:03:03You see, they had the very good fortune
01:03:05to land in little boy Blue's soft haze.
01:03:10Thank goodness boy Blue wasn't under it,
01:03:13fast asleep at the time.
01:03:14For once, he was where he should be,
01:03:17out guarding his livestock.
01:03:23Boy, he'll never blow that horn again.
01:03:26Aw, don't worry, little feller.
01:03:29We'll find Mary and get her back.
01:03:31But how?
01:03:33Where is she?
01:03:35Jack!
01:03:37Jack Horner!
01:03:38Who's that?
01:03:40Me.
01:03:41I've been looking all over for you.
01:03:45Humpty!
01:03:46What are you doing here?
01:03:48I couldn't just sit there on a wall
01:03:50and let a little boy try and save the land.
01:03:54This is the time when everybody's got to fight
01:03:57for what's right.
01:03:59Right?
01:04:00Right!
01:04:01Good for you, Humpty.
01:04:03The knights just captured Mary,
01:04:04and I've got to save her.
01:04:06Mother Goose may not get back in time.
01:04:09Where is she?
01:04:10That's the trouble.
01:04:11I don't know how to find her.
01:04:13Oh!
01:04:14Give it a go.
01:04:15Give it a try.
01:04:16Give it a whirl.
01:04:17Give it a whack.
01:04:18You never know.
01:04:19You just might have a knack.
01:04:22Give it an ounce.
01:04:23Give it a bounce.
01:04:24Give it a smack.
01:04:25Get a handle on this great big wacky world.
01:04:31That's it.
01:04:33That lamb is sure to go wherever Mary goes, isn't he?
01:04:38Uh-huh.
01:04:38Well, just set him free to follow her.
01:04:42And we'll follow him, right?
01:04:44Right.
01:04:47Give it a go.
01:04:48Give it a try.
01:04:49Give it a whirl.
01:04:50Give it a whack.
01:04:51You never know.
01:04:52You just might have a knack.
01:04:55Give it an ounce.
01:04:56Give it a bounce.
01:04:57Don't be a goose.
01:04:58Take a gander at this great big wacky world.
01:05:07Little feller, you can find her if anybody can.
01:05:11Please.
01:05:12Please.
01:05:18Where were you?
01:05:25There it is.
01:05:26Right up ahead.
01:05:27I think I can see her.
01:05:29Oh, Mother Goose.
01:05:31Mother Goose.
01:05:36But they were still much too far away for me to hear them.
01:05:41Meanwhile, Jack was doing his best to get to Mary
01:05:45before anything terrible happened to her.
01:05:48Humpty's idea worked splendidly.
01:05:51The little lamb led them directly to Count Warp Twist's mansion.
01:05:56Whoops.
01:05:58Shh.
01:05:59Keep down.
01:05:59I have a hard enough time keeping up.
01:06:03Shh.
01:06:10Not as young as I used to be.
01:06:13Yoke trouble.
01:06:18You did a good job, little feller.
01:06:20Now the trick is to get inside.
01:06:23Wait a minute.
01:06:24Here comes somebody.
01:06:26Bang the gun, call the knights, serve the porridge, sweep the floor.
01:06:30Sometimes I queel like fitting.
01:06:31I feel like quitting.
01:06:33It's Warp Twist, Squire.
01:06:35I have an idea.
01:06:37Listen.
01:06:39I'll try.
01:06:44Gadzooks, it's Horton Jacker, John Hacker.
01:06:47Jack Horner.
01:06:48Right.
01:06:49Hey.
01:06:57Now quick, get into his clothes.
01:07:03I'll call the catch.
01:07:05Catch a cold.
01:07:08Too curved.
01:07:10Quiet.
01:07:11Okay, Jack.
01:07:12Let's see.
01:07:14Do my hound.
01:07:15How am I doing?
01:07:16Count with swore top.
01:07:18That's pretty good.
01:07:20Try not to show your face.
01:07:22Now get moving.
01:07:27Good morning, er, good morning.
01:07:38Zigzag.
01:07:40Zigzag, zigzag.
01:07:42Where is that fool squire?
01:07:47Zigzag!
01:07:49Coming.
01:07:53Where have you been, dolt?
01:07:56Nowhere, Count Twitforth.
01:07:57Tart first.
01:07:58Oh, how could you be nowhere?
01:08:00Oh, never mind, never mind.
01:08:01Don't answer that.
01:08:03It is now time to feed the prisoners,
01:08:05and this time make them eat their porridge.
01:08:08Yes, sir, Count.
01:08:09Don't twerp, er, twist first.
01:08:10And the minute you are through, report to me.
01:08:13I have more dirty work for you to do.
01:08:29I refuse to eat that.
01:08:31Why, you're not zigzag.
01:08:34Shh.
01:08:34I'm Jack Horner, your highness.
01:08:36Jack Horner?
01:08:37Say, I've always wanted to meet you, fella.
01:08:39Shh, your highness.
01:08:41Did I say something wrong?
01:08:43I used to play coits with your father.
01:08:45Shh, please.
01:08:47Ma'am, do you know where he's keeping Mary?
01:08:50Yes, down that second flight of stairs.
01:08:52But you'll never get her out past that terrible candlestick.
01:08:56I've got to try.
01:08:58Here, this is the key to your cell.
01:09:00But don't come out until I give you the signal.
01:09:02Oh, bless you, Jack.
01:09:04Sir, here's the key to your cell.
01:09:07But don't come out until I give you the signal.
01:09:09Oh, this is exciting.
01:09:15Could you, uh, quick thinking, little feller.
01:09:22Oh, hey, Jack, you forgot to give me my pea's porridge.
01:09:39Er, just bring it in the brood, er, bring it in the food.
01:09:46No, no, I don't want any.
01:09:50Oh!
01:09:51Shh, now when I tell you, Mary, we make a run for it.
01:09:55Oh, Jack, I thought you were dead.
01:09:57Oh, I'm so frightened.
01:09:59I'll get you out, I promise.
01:10:01Now, ready?
01:10:08Hey, Jack, I forgot to ask.
01:10:10What's the signal?
01:10:11Oh, no.
01:10:19I see something wrong?
01:10:23Yeah!
01:10:31We're done for, Jack.
01:10:33This time, we're really done for.
01:10:35No, we can't give up now.
01:10:36We've got to get out of here.
01:10:38But how?
01:10:39Oh, yes, it looked like the end for poor Jack and Mary.
01:10:49But fortunately, Patricia got to me just in time.
01:10:55She told me what was happening, and I was furious.
01:10:59Let me tell you, just furious.
01:11:01Why, that's terrible.
01:11:03I've got to get back there this instant.
01:11:06Oh, please, hurry.
01:11:08Bedelia.
01:11:14Away, Bedelia.
01:11:16Away.
01:11:18She's on her way.
01:11:20At last.
01:11:41I've got to get us out of here.
01:11:43We can't get around that old candle.
01:11:45But maybe...
01:11:47Jack be nimble, Jack be quick.
01:11:49Jack, jump over the candlestick.
01:11:52That's it?
01:11:54Trust me, Mary.
01:11:55Quick!
01:12:05Get the brake!
01:12:07Get down!
01:12:10Quick!
01:12:10Everybody make a dash for it!
01:12:12Is that the signal?
01:12:13Yes!
01:12:14Just like to keep things straight.
01:12:16Come on!
01:12:39We're trapped.
01:12:40Not yet. Grab this rope.
01:12:45Good work, Humpty.
01:12:47Humpty, look out.
01:12:50Huh?
01:12:51Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:12:57Oh, Humpty.
01:12:58You go on, kids.
01:13:01I'm done for.
01:13:03No.
01:13:04It's no use.
01:13:07Oh.
01:13:08He's...
01:13:09Oh, no.
01:13:14You've all had it now, including this old fool.
01:13:20Father.
01:13:21My darling daughter.
01:13:23Oh, Father, I thought I'd never see you again.
01:13:27There, there, my dear.
01:13:29There, there.
01:13:30And don't try any funny business.
01:13:33Brutus.
01:13:33My nights are surrounding you.
01:13:47Faster, Bedelia.
01:13:49Faster.
01:13:49Faster.
01:13:49We're almost there.
01:13:51Tally-ho.
01:13:51No.
01:13:52And now to do away with all of you before Mother Goose can save you.
01:13:57Brutus.
01:14:00Burn them to a crisp.
01:14:01A lot of them.
01:14:03Ten-ho!
01:14:04Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:14:08Good heavens.
01:14:10That's ten-ho!
01:14:21Ray!
01:14:22We're saved!
01:14:28Well, don't you stand or do something, you waxy doth!
01:14:32Rain, rain, go away. Come again some other day.
01:14:36Ah, you're fired!
01:14:38Curses on you, Mother Goose.
01:14:40I shall fight you on your own territory.
01:14:44What's he doing?
01:14:46Look, it's Goosey Gander!
01:14:54Up, up and away!
01:15:03Mother Goose, he's right behind you!
01:15:13Oh, no!
01:15:20Oh!
01:15:22Oh, tell me, but that was a close one.
01:15:25So he wants to fight, does he?
01:15:38Oh, how terribly annoying!
01:15:51Oh, what was that?
01:15:53Whoa, Gedalia!
01:15:58Whoa!
01:15:59Whoa!
01:15:59Whoa!
01:16:02Curses!
01:16:03Curses on everything!
01:16:10And that's that.
01:16:18Warp Twist is done for!
01:16:20Hooray!
01:16:28Warp Twist is dead!
01:16:31The spell has taken off us.
01:16:33We're normal again.
01:16:34Three cheers for Mother Goose!
01:16:37Hooray!
01:16:38Hooray!
01:16:40Hooray!
01:16:41Hooray!
01:16:42Hooray!
01:16:43The good guys won!
01:16:44Hooray!
01:16:46Hooray!
01:16:47Hooray!
01:16:49Hooray!
01:16:50Hooray!
01:16:51Hooray!
01:16:51Hooray!
01:16:51Oh, everything will be the way it used to be.
01:16:54Our parents will come home.
01:16:55We'll all be friendly again.
01:16:57Oh, isn't it all wonderful?
01:16:59Yeah.
01:17:00Except for...
01:17:02Oh, gee.
01:17:03I almost forgot.
01:17:05Yes, he's beyond help.
01:17:07All my horses and all my men
01:17:10couldn't put Humpty Dumpty together again.
01:17:12Oh, stuff and nonsense.
01:17:14I've got something all those horses and men don't have.
01:17:17Good hot magic soup.
01:17:27Delicious!
01:17:29Hey, look!
01:17:34I'm all better!
01:17:37Hooray!
01:17:38Hooray!
01:17:39You're better than better.
01:17:41Huh?
01:17:42Uh...
01:17:43What?
01:17:51My pipe!
01:17:52My bowl!
01:17:53My fiddlest tree!
01:18:00And I'll never run away from you again, Peter.
01:18:05Isn't it all beautiful?
01:18:10My blessing's on you both.
01:18:13Dearest.
01:18:15My darling!
01:18:18Da-con!
01:18:20Thank you for your blessing, sir.
01:18:23You'll need them.
01:18:31Oh, now, now, now.
01:18:33Oh, Mother Goose.
01:18:35We all love you so.
01:18:36What would we do without you?
01:18:38Oh, stuff and nonsense.
01:18:39It was your bravery that really saved the day.
01:18:43Oh!
01:18:45It's so good to be back home.
01:18:49Now go.
01:18:50Enjoy the fun.
01:18:53Hmm?
01:18:54What's that?
01:18:55You say you must be going.
01:18:58Oh, well, yes, I suppose it is getting late.
01:19:01I'm so sorry to see you go.
01:19:04I hope you liked our wacky world.
01:19:07And you see, everything turned out so nice in the end,
01:19:11just like a fairy tale.
01:19:13All stories can have a happy ending in this great big wacky world.
01:19:18Well, make up your own.
01:19:20Go on.
01:19:21Give it a try, love.
01:19:23Give it a try.
01:19:33Give it a try.
01:19:34Give it a whirl.
01:19:36Give it a whack.
01:19:37You'll never know.
01:19:38You just might have the net.
01:19:40Give it an ounce.
01:19:42Give it a bounce.
01:19:43Don't be a goose.
01:19:44Take the gander at this great big wacky world.
01:19:49Every Jack and Jill has his own windmill.
01:19:53Everybody has a secret dream.
01:19:56And with a happy team and a wacky scheme.
01:20:00Well, you can do it at least.
01:20:02Give it a whack.
01:20:04Give it a whack.
01:20:06Give it a go.
01:20:07Give it a try.
01:20:08Give it a whirl.
01:20:09Give it a whack.
01:20:10You'll never know.
01:20:11You just might have the net.
01:20:14Give it an ounce.
01:20:15Give it a bounce.
01:20:16Don't be a goose.
01:20:17Take the gander at this great big wacky world.
01:20:38Every Jack and Jill has his own windmill.
01:20:42Everybody has a secret dream.
01:20:45And with a happy team and a wacky scheme.
01:20:49Well, you can do it at least.
01:20:51Give it a whack.
01:20:53Give it a whack.
01:20:55Give it a go.
01:20:56Give it a try.
01:20:57Give it a whirl.
01:20:58Give it a whack.
01:20:59You'll never know.
01:21:00You just might have the net.
01:21:03Give it an ounce.
01:21:04Give it a bounce.
01:21:05Don't be a goose.
01:21:06Take the gander at this great big wacky world.