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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, beach!
00:30What?
00:31What?
00:34Whoa!
00:36Whoa!
00:43Hmm.
00:48Whoa!
00:50Whoa!
00:51Whoa!
00:53Whoa!
00:55Whoa!
00:57Whoa!
01:00Filthy scavengers!
01:02When Lord Poseidon ruled the deep, you sky rats swore never to breach the surface.
01:09Poseidon?
01:10Fish food ages ago.
01:13Whoa!
01:15Whoa!
01:17Whoa!
01:22Whoa!
01:24Whoa!
01:37Sire!
01:38Zeus' people just breached your outer barrier!
01:41I'm retired.
01:42Don't bring that crap to my door.
02:03Who the hell broke my new console?
02:06I'm gonna go deal with that bastard!
02:09Sire!
02:10You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else.
02:26Don't block me from clearing my game.
02:29My king!
02:30Even Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:38AHHHHH!
02:47AHHHHH!
02:49AHHHHH!
02:50AHHHHH!
02:51AHHHHH!
02:51AHHHHH!
02:59AHHHHH!
03:01AHHHHH!
03:02Sire!
03:02The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command!
03:05Lead us against Olympus!
03:07We beg you!
03:08Zeus' brain's probably been eaten out by Chlamydia for years.
03:11I'm retired.
03:12I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:21Screw power struggles.
03:22Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:37Get your hands off me, creep!
03:39Sorry.
03:40I didn't mean to...
03:45Wait.
03:46Pointy ears.
03:47A dryage?
03:48What's a Forrest Nintz doing here?
03:54He's just a regular human.
03:56A total nerd.
03:57Damn it.
03:58The Aphrodisians kicking in.
04:09You're burning up down here.
04:12Way harder than I pictured.
04:14I was drugged.
04:16This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup.
04:18If I don't mate someone before the timer runs out, I die.
04:22I really need this guy.
04:28Goddamn.
04:30You really know how to flip my switch.
04:40I need more.
04:42A lot more.
04:43Nobody, nobody, nobody but you.
04:48Oh!
04:50Don't stop.
04:51Get harder.
04:53Squeeze me tighter.
04:55Oh!
05:01What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:05Hey.
05:06I put in a lot of work.
05:08Don't tell me you forgot.
05:09What?
05:10Leora!
05:11I know you're in there!
05:12Nowhere left to run!
05:14Dammit.
05:14He tracked me.
05:28Leora.
05:29You're my fiancé.
05:31You belong with me.
05:33Come home.
05:33Get away!
05:35Dylan!
05:37As the leader of the Sacher, you actually drugged me.
05:44Why the fuck are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:48You slept with someone?
05:50Who screwed up my plan!
05:54Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:57Newsflash, tough guy.
05:58Real men don't need tricks.
06:00You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:08What?
06:08So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:11You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:20Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:22Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value.
06:25Can't push too hard yet.
06:28I won't kill him.
06:31But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:32Yeah.
06:34Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:43Forget today ever happened.
06:45Go back to your life.
06:59Seriously? Can't I just play my game for once?
07:12Those assholes are back already.
07:14What are you talking about?
07:21Hey, pencil neck, I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:24Either get the hell out of this water, or kneel and call me daddy.
07:28Dylan who?
07:29Speak up, man.
07:30My ears are shot.
07:31Keep acting tough.
07:32Jax can stomp boulders to dust.
07:34Even Narius' sea folk give him a wide burn.
07:49You asked for this.
07:53You one-shotted pants, top and orcer.
07:53I'm not sure.
07:53I'm not sure.
08:03You one-shotted pants, top and orcer.
08:05Who the hell are you?
08:18Asshole.
08:18Using my divine power to barbecue.
08:21Hope you die alone and miserable.
08:24What are you whining about?
08:26Nothing.
08:27Heat's too low.
08:28Sprinkle this and baste it again.
08:35Molly?
08:36Gods make heroes with it, you seasoned food?
08:41Huh.
08:42Tide barrier just got tripped.
08:50Mommy, is daddy stationed way out in the deep sea?
08:53Is that why he never comes to see me?
08:56Yeah, baby.
08:57But he retired recently.
08:59We're gonna find him now.
09:09I'm badly wounded.
09:11I don't have much time.
09:13Find Lily's real father.
09:15Leave her with him.
09:16I just hope you two can live in peace.
09:21Far away from those bastards on Mount Olympus.
09:36There it is.
09:45Liara's wounded bad.
09:46Drag them both back to the Dylan.
09:48Lifetime of easy living.
09:54What the hell was that?
09:57Nothing.
09:57Just swapped a bug.
10:02That girl from five years ago.
10:04You came looking for me?
10:07She's your daughter.
10:09We need you now.
10:12So you're my dad?
10:13You're actually pretty handsome.
10:16This aura?
10:17She's got my blood.
10:24Who did this?
10:25Don't worry about it.
10:27Just...
10:28Keep Lily safe.
10:33Mommy!
10:34Mommy!
10:35Mommy!
10:52It's too late, boss.
10:54Her heartbeat's fading fast.
11:10Somebody help me!
11:12Mommy!
11:17Mommy!
11:18Mommy!
11:19Mommy!
11:20Mommy!
11:24Somebody help me!
11:25Leora, who did this?
11:27I'm going to tear them apart.
11:31It was...
11:53Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
11:55You're my fiancé, my property.
11:57You filthy whore.
11:59Spread your legs for some stray dog!
12:04But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
12:12No! Let go!
12:16With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
12:27I... got careless.
12:30Diving near a shipwreck. My fault.
12:33Shipwreck?
12:34Those cuts are surgical, Leora. Someone did this to you.
12:41You're just a regular guy. Stay out of it.
12:44Boss, soup's ready.
12:52If I don't make it, promise me you'll take care of Lily.
12:57She's all we have left.
12:59She's safe. Now drink.
13:04Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
13:12Jack, you...
13:15Ambrosia residue? Golden apple sap?
13:17I studied this in grad's time.
13:20Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
13:22Where the hell did you get this?
13:25More.
13:26Try it.
13:37These ingredients, where did you get them?
13:45It's my first time meeting Daddy.
13:47I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
14:13What a lively little snack.
14:16Gulp you down and my power doubles!
14:27I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
14:29You want more?
14:30I've got a ton of it laying around.
14:32This guy's luck is insane.
14:36A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
14:41Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
14:44You're safe here, Liria.
14:49We've got a kid together now.
14:51I'm not letting anything touch you or Lily.
14:56Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
14:58Daddy!
14:59Help!
15:02Something's trying to eat me!
15:05Lily's in trouble!
15:09Lily!
15:13I...
15:13I'm not tasty.
15:14My mommy and daddy are super strong.
15:18Please don't eat me!
15:23Divine power runs through this girl.
15:26Devour you, and I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
15:31Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
15:37No!
15:45Oh my god!
15:48Oh my god!
16:04You disgusting freak!
16:07What do you think you're doing to my daughter?
16:09Mommy!
16:12I've got you, baby.
16:14Touch my kid again, and I'll rip my head off your shoulders!
16:19Ha!
16:20You ruined my meal?
16:24Wait.
16:25The baby mama herself.
16:28Perfect.
16:32Two courses for the price of one!
16:41You bitch!
16:48Jack, take Lily and run!
16:50Go!
16:51Go!
16:51Go!
16:55Run from the Lycian Hydro, you pathetic little insects!
17:08You...Posei?!
17:08That kid's his.
17:11No wonder the power's so pure.
17:14That's Poseidon's bloodline.
17:16If I stay, I'm dead.
17:24What the hell just happened?
17:26What the hell just happened?
17:27It ran?
17:27Damn, Leoya.
17:29Your powers are badass.
17:31You straight up scared the monster off.
17:33Me?
17:34No way.
17:35Even at full strength, I couldn't take that thing.
17:37I'm still recovering.
17:39Wait.
17:40Maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault?
17:45Whatever.
17:45Let's get home.
17:46That thing might circle back.
17:51About that monster.
17:57Failed at the perfect time?
17:59Figures.
18:00He's just a regular guy, after all.
18:08Huh?
18:27No!
18:42My liege, have mercy.
18:45I didn't know she was your daughter, I swear it.
18:47Please, spare my life.
18:49No problem.
18:50Thank you, my lord.
18:51Thank you for your mercy.
18:52Try to remember that in your next life.
19:07Enjoying the show.
19:18My king, we had nothing to do with the Hydra, we swear.
19:21Listen to me.
19:23If any of you take one step near my daughter again, I will skin you alive.
19:29Now, get the fuck out of my sight.
19:31Yes, my liege.
19:44My love, since you refused to tell me who did this to you, I'll just have to dig up the
19:50truth myself.
19:59That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs.
20:02But Poseidon, guy's long gone.
20:05Probably fish food in some trench, right?
20:08Sea god myth, ancient history.
20:10Wanna bet?
20:11There ain't no sea king anymore.
20:24The world's the same as ever.
20:26The dead are louder than the living.
20:29Who the hell are you?
20:30You're in Hades territory, asshole!
20:43Poseidon?
20:46Poseidon?
20:54Is Hades still breathing?
20:56If he is, tell him to get his ass out here.
21:02Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
21:10I don't have time for this.
21:12I'm not wasting it on you.
21:13I need a background check.
21:19You know who I am?
21:21Hades is ace.
21:23You crash my spot, you die here!
21:47Little fish.
21:56Hades' staff?
21:58One shot?
21:59The sea king!
22:00He's real!
22:03Hades!
22:04You hiding?
22:05Come out!
22:06Or this whole place turns into driftwood!
22:10One!
22:11Two!
22:16Thank the fates!
22:17The boss is here!
22:23Boss!
22:24This bum!
22:31You idiot!
22:32Piss off the Lord of the Oceans and we all drown.
22:34You're done.
22:35Get out.
22:36In front of Poseidon.
22:38You're ants.
22:39I'm saving your worthless heights.
22:45My lord.
22:47Is this handling satisfactory?
22:49I'm not here for fun.
22:51Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter.
22:57Understood.
22:58I'll mobilize every team right now.
23:00You have three days.
23:01I'll be back.
23:06Everyone, drop what you're doing.
23:08Full sweep on the Leora and child.
23:10Every resource, every contact.
23:13Now, tell them Poseidon's back.
23:15Yes, boss!
23:22Poseidon's back.
23:23Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point.
23:34Dylan wants the woman dead.
23:36Kid comes with us alive.
23:37She's still hurt.
23:38Easy pickets.
23:40Let's move.
23:52We'll make a nice stew.
23:54Surprise daddy for lunch?
23:55Ha ha ha ha ha!
24:00Ha ha ha ha!
24:02A forest nymph playing happy home mater?
24:06Pathetic.
24:09Who are you?
24:11Dylan's orders.
24:13Come quietly to the stronghold.
24:15Or I drag your corpse back.
24:18Mommy?
24:19Who's the ugly goat man?
24:22Hand over the kid!
24:31Stay away from my daughter!
24:33Don't you dare touch her!
24:35Don't you dare touch her!
24:50Mommy, you're bleeding!
24:52This forest is locked down.
24:55Surrender now.
24:56I'll go with you.
24:58On one condition.
24:59Let my daughter go!
25:01No, Mommy!
25:03I'm not leaving you!
25:05Ha ha ha ha!
25:15Kid's mine.
25:16You die.
25:17Ha ha ha!
25:20You poisoned me?
25:24My poison fog.
25:26The more you fight,
25:27the faster it rots you from the inside.
25:30Give up!
25:31You've gone too far.
25:34Even if I die today,
25:35I'm not letting you win.
25:39You're wounded.
25:41Poisoned.
25:42Done.
25:44The kid's coming with me.
25:48Don't touch her!
25:49Come at me!
25:51Feisty one.
25:52Dylan wants you dead.
25:54But first,
25:55I'm gonna have some fun.
25:57No!
26:01No!
26:04No!
26:06No!
26:10No!
26:11Let my Mommy go,
26:12you bastard!
26:13Ah!
26:15Ha ha ha!
26:19Lily!
26:20Lily!
26:21Run!
26:22Get out of here!
26:27Serve me well,
26:28and I might let her run
26:30a little longer.
26:32Ah!
26:33Ah!
26:34Ah!
26:36Ah!
26:37Ah!
26:38Ah!
26:39Ah!
26:39Ah!
26:39Ah!
26:40Ah!
26:45Ah!
26:45Ah!
26:50Ah!
26:53Ah!
26:57Ah!
27:00Ah!
27:01Ah!
27:01Ah!
27:01Ah!
27:01Ah!
27:26Jack, what the hell just happened?
27:31You okay, babe?
27:33So you're the boyfriend.
27:35Too bad, I'll snap every bone in your body with one hand.
27:54Jack, keep Lily safe.
27:57Long as I'm here, you don't lose.
27:59Shut up and go.
28:00Now!
28:12If I pull this vine, the whole cliff goes with us, demon.
28:17Run all you want!
28:19My pack tears you both apart!
28:21Run all you want!
29:10Daddy, don't leave Mommy.
29:13I don't want to lose her.
29:14Shh, Lily, don't cry.
29:16Daddy promises Mommy's going to be okay.
29:18We're going back for her right now.
29:23Hand over the kid.
29:25I'll make your death quick.
29:34Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay?
29:40Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
29:42Okay.
29:46You are the best.
29:56Some nobody dare stare me down?
29:58You're asking to die.
30:03You're not human.
30:05Who the hell are you?
30:06My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean.
30:09Disappear.
30:28Okay, Lily.
30:29You can turn around now.
30:34Daddy?
30:35What happened to the bad guy?
30:37He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
30:46Lily, stay right here inside this circle.
30:49Don't move.
30:50Daddy's going to help Mommy beat the bad guys.
30:52I'll be right back.
30:58Daddy, be careful.
31:01Don't worry, Lily.
31:02Lily, no one's ever beaten your dad.
31:10That poison's eating you alive, little nymph.
31:13How much longer you got?
31:15Let me have my fun first.
31:18So what?
31:19I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
31:33Damn.
31:34You take a hit well.
31:36Let's enjoy this body.
31:38Then, I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
31:41For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
31:48No signal?
31:49You trying to hog the glory?
31:51More coming.
31:52Killing one won't save Jack and Lily.
31:54No choice.
31:55I'm taking them down with me.
31:57This the woman Dylan wants?
31:58Where the kid?
32:00Some guy took the brat.
32:03Useless.
32:04Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
32:10Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
32:16You all want to come at once?
32:18Then die together.
32:19Pick your graves.
32:32Why did you come back?
32:34Where's Lily?
32:38Lily's safe.
32:39Don't push yourself.
32:43So this is the woman's secret lover.
32:46Her taste is trash.
32:48Beg now.
32:49And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
32:52Refuse, and you'll be screaming.
32:55End it fast.
32:56Ah!
32:58You?
32:59In our eyes, you're not even an enemy.
33:02Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
33:05Just hold on a little longer.
33:07Jack means more to me than anything.
33:10I won't let him get hurt.
33:13No!
33:14I won't let him get hurt.
33:21You want my husband?
33:23Step over my corpse first!
33:26In a hurry to die?
33:27Fine!
33:28I'll oblige!
33:57You're half dead already!
34:00How the hell did you knock me back?
34:02The sea is sinking.
34:03Those are Poseidon's warriors.
34:07This can't be.
34:33Ancient Ekethra!
34:35The coastal legend monster?
34:36Why would she be here?
34:40Ha ha ha!
34:41Our boss has real backing!
34:43He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
34:46No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
34:50They're coming for us.
34:51We're finished.
34:53Don't worry, darling.
34:54Things might turn around.
34:55Lyra Vale has been captured.
34:57Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
35:03They're here for me.
35:04Jack, stay behind me.
35:06With me here, no one touches you.
35:09Stop saying that, Jack.
35:10Look around.
35:11We're surrounded.
35:11We could actually die here.
35:19My lords!
35:20Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
35:26You worthless creature!
35:29You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
35:39Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
35:55Mercy, my lord!
35:56We were just following orders!
35:58Dylan called the shots, not us!
36:02Dylan is just a rabid dog on Pan Vos' leash.
36:05We're not dying for that piece of shit.
36:06The Lord of the Deep is the only king.
36:09We're yours.
36:10Our lives are yours.
36:11Enough talk!
36:12Kill them!
36:13Kill us?
36:25My lord, please forgive us.
36:30I'm not done with you.
36:32Are you insane?
36:34Don't yell at them!
36:36I am so sorry.
36:39My husband is...
36:40He's just completely terrified.
36:42Please, don't mind him.
36:45It is...
36:47Just fine.
36:55Wait.
36:56Did they just call you my lord?
36:58Yeah, they're my bodyguards.
36:59Run errands for me sometimes.
37:01Quiet!
37:01This isn't a video game, Jack.
37:03If they kill us, you don't get to respawn.
37:05He never misses a chance to brag.
37:07That guardian of the sea must have stepped in again.
37:10I owe him more than I can ever repay.
37:13Those were scouts.
37:15The real army is coming.
37:17We're sitting ducks out here, Jack.
37:19We have to take Lily.
37:20And seek my father's protection.
37:24This is an amulet my father left me.
37:26It'll keep you safe when it matters.
37:27This war was never meant to involve you.
37:29I'm the one who dragged you into it.
37:32So I won't let you get hurt.
37:34This isn't that old bastard Hades' amulet.
37:36Damn.
37:37My brother turning into my father-in-law?
37:39Who the hell wrote this plan?
37:41It's way too Greek mythology.
37:42From the floor Mama says she won't let him back on provided and give him permission.
37:42Between birth and which I'm going to be a child of asgy.
37:45It's a pyramid by virtue.
37:45Three days of my father-in-law to beautiful espaces are tough as they stand up asleep.
37:45Now there's no her side effects.
37:45What I'll go?
37:45Check out.
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