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00:00:05so i'm flying the space shuttle for the second time and this guy passes out all right it's about
00:00:10that time so are you kissing anybody at midnight yeah him hi just pay him on six five four three
00:00:29two one
00:00:31you have a cute scar it's just my birthmark
00:00:59do you want me to stop to me now
00:01:03i don't want you to stop
00:01:13you
00:01:36i was so drunk last night i can't remember who i was with
00:01:51happy new year sam it's me hey find me the girl from last night i don't care how just do
00:01:58it
00:01:58i will find you
00:02:06maximus can you get married already bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend i need grandkids
00:02:13i need you message received mom i need to go now i have to inspect the new headquarters
00:02:27seven years why can't i ever find you why do you still haunt me
00:02:40still thinking about that girl boss it's been years
00:02:47i'm ready to go to the inspection now your vest sir
00:02:51uh but first we found your fake christmas wife she's waiting in the coffee shop
00:02:54blonde hair red top and sir make sure you use an alias we can't have her know you the harrison
00:03:00group ceo or she'll jack up the price good finally i can get my mother off my back
00:03:09hi one iced vanilla latte please and one hot chocolate i can't wait to finally meet my new daddy
00:03:17now auntie debbie and pamela can't say i have no daddy anymore
00:03:22sweetie remember it's just pretend it's just for christmas
00:03:26but mommy why do we have to rent a daddy where's my real one
00:03:37uh i'll tell you when you're older sweetie why don't you go find us a table
00:03:49daddy oh i'm sorry i'm not your dad
00:04:03no i know you're my daddy just as handsome as i thought
00:04:06oh
00:04:07mommy hurry your fake christmas husband has arrived
00:04:18i asked the agency for an average looking guy he's gorgeous
00:04:28why does she feel so familiar
00:04:31she's waiting in the coffee shop blonde hair red top
00:04:34you must be my new christmas husband
00:04:37so you're my new christmas wife
00:04:39see i knew you were the new daddy we hired right
00:04:42hi my name's hyper what's your name
00:04:45sam didn't say anything about a kid
00:04:47max aurelius
00:04:49eva
00:04:50i think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage
00:04:55i just need a wife for the holidays i just need a wife for the holidays i guess mom gets
00:04:59her grandkid too
00:05:01so per our agreement the rate is one thousand dollars per hour and one thousand an hour
00:05:08well yeah it's 500 a day is that enough that's the most that i can pay you wait you're paying
00:05:16me 500 a day that's what i agreed with the agency you'll make your thousands over the week look my
00:05:22requirements are simple okay play my pretend husband come with me to my hometown and we all
00:05:27pretend to be one big happy family and then my family will get off my back so piper can have
00:05:32a
00:05:32good christmas for once so she's getting pressure from the folks too fine but you have to help me
00:05:40get my mom off my case too okay deal i need to go get married
00:06:03oh clean up nice this is my wedding day after all pictures
00:06:16god you're supposed to look like you're in love
00:06:42okay uh well i think we got it oh i need some photos of us together too
00:06:48to prove to my parents that i'm actually married and have a happy family yeah of course
00:07:03happy holidays mom from my family to you
00:07:15bad news boss the agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife
00:07:19failed last minute wait she bailed and who is
00:07:25who is she whatever it doesn't matter i've got what i need
00:07:34sam don't worry about it i already found someone
00:07:42okay well i think it's time for us to go christmas shopping waits for no one christmas shopping
00:07:48i should come look if you want me to be the husband and this fake it to your family plan
00:07:53i think i should have some say in the gifts it would make it more believable
00:08:01fine yeah fine okay you can come
00:08:11let's go which mall we going to
00:08:13um let's go to the bank
00:08:22what the actual fuck
00:08:28sam is maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again
00:08:33give me a dna test for that little girl that he's with
00:08:40she does kind of look like him
00:08:45so when we give these gifts to my parents we will say they're from you
00:08:50here let me get this
00:08:52i'm gonna love you max
00:08:56also i was uh thinking that since we're married we should probably kiss once or twice
00:09:06in front of them
00:09:06okay
00:09:08should we use our tongues or
00:09:10no no definitely not
00:09:11and absolutely no
00:09:13sex
00:09:14yes
00:09:15this is strictly business
00:09:18anything physical outside of that is not happening
00:09:21what
00:09:23afraid you'll fall for me
00:09:26i just don't want piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good christmas
00:09:32let's go
00:09:39here
00:09:40what are you doing
00:09:40i've never let my woman pick up the tab
00:09:45well i'm not your woman
00:09:46and this isn't a real relationship
00:09:48and i don't want your money
00:09:51attention shoppers all bakery items are now 50% off
00:09:5450% off pies
00:09:56quick go grab a dozen pumpkin pies
00:09:5812 pumpkin pies i hear this right
00:09:59they're the best kind
00:10:00hurry up and go go what are you standing here for
00:10:05hello there
00:10:06hi you ready
00:10:07yes yeah just these things
00:10:09okay great
00:10:10we have a holiday special today
00:10:12spend 500 get 10% off
00:10:15and you are just short 15 bucks if you want to take advantage of the deal
00:10:18oh great yeah uh what do you have that's just 15 bucks
00:10:21will you get a move on
00:10:23i just got here relax
00:10:26yeah yeah
00:10:29here this will do the trick
00:10:31okay thank you
00:10:34hurry up and pay
00:10:38i will pay when i'm ready
00:10:40you can wait your turn
00:10:45thank you
00:10:46damn
00:10:46my fake wife has some fire in her
00:10:54oh wait wait wait not the pies
00:10:56not the pies
00:11:03hi guys
00:11:05gonna hand you
00:11:06all these pies
00:11:09thank you
00:11:10of quarters
00:11:12thank you so much
00:11:13of course i hope you like pumpkin
00:11:15thank you
00:11:16she bought all 12 pies
00:11:18don't worry i have enough for everybody
00:11:19just to give it away
00:11:21yeah
00:11:21thank you
00:11:22merry christmas
00:11:29what
00:11:30you do that often
00:11:32as often as i can
00:11:37we should go
00:11:38we gotta pick up paper
00:11:43watch out
00:12:03you done feeling me up
00:12:06shut up
00:12:06oh sorry i was just in character wifey
00:12:09well stay out of character until christmas
00:12:16and don't be late
00:12:29harrison group
00:12:30do you do construction for them or something
00:12:33sorta
00:12:34not that i'm judging i just
00:12:37need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive
00:12:41why don't we say that you do mid-level management for harrison group
00:12:44i think that's respectful
00:12:46can we pick another company
00:12:48no
00:12:49harrison group is perfect
00:12:50and they'll find it impressive
00:12:52my cousin's husband works for them too
00:12:54so
00:12:54perfect
00:12:59oh and uh
00:13:01wear something nice for christmas dinner
00:13:03don't worry
00:13:04okay i clean up nicely
00:13:05i wouldn't embarrass you
00:13:09too much
00:13:30let's go sam
00:13:32it's time to check out the new hq site
00:13:34hold on you're covered in water
00:13:35and you have a hair on your shoulder
00:13:37and it's not yours
00:13:39it's my daughter's
00:13:42water's
00:13:43give me a dna test for that little girl that he's with
00:14:00hey there they are
00:14:02hey
00:14:02that you made it
00:14:04oh
00:14:05dad
00:14:06that you made it
00:14:07oh
00:14:08we missed you
00:14:09so
00:14:10where's this mysterious
00:14:12husband we heard all about
00:14:14keep coming
00:14:14please don't tell me maximus failed
00:14:17good good good
00:14:19so
00:14:20heard you got a new hubby sweetie
00:14:22when's he arriving
00:14:24oh
00:14:25it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking
00:14:29poor thing
00:14:30not surprising
00:14:31i mean
00:14:31she's 30
00:14:32once a woman hits that age
00:14:34you become undateable
00:14:36plus a kid looks so bad on dating apps
00:14:42this is exactly why i refuse to come home single this christmas
00:14:45auntie pamela
00:14:46debbie
00:14:47my dating life
00:14:48quite frankly is none of your concern
00:14:50we're only worried about you
00:14:53all these years without a husband
00:14:55zip it pamela
00:14:57you know you always spoiled her rotten
00:15:00and look what happened
00:15:01she got knocked up out of wedlock
00:15:03raising a kid all alone
00:15:05i'm not alone
00:15:06i'm not alone
00:15:07and what does this mysterious husband do
00:15:13he's a manager
00:15:14manager
00:15:16of what
00:15:17trash
00:15:19probably a cover for criminal activity
00:15:23you don't have to lie to us eva
00:15:26actually
00:15:29he's right here
00:15:31oh wow
00:15:34wow
00:15:35he is really good looking
00:15:38ah must be ai
00:15:40congratulations eva on your photoshop skills
00:15:44fake
00:15:45that's enough
00:15:46she's our daughter and your niece
00:15:48show some respect
00:15:49remember last year when i introduced you to my husband's nephew william
00:15:55and you turned him down
00:15:56well guess what
00:15:58william works for the harrison group now
00:16:00makes 500 grand a year
00:16:04that's half a million
00:16:06half a million
00:16:07girls are lining up for him all the way to new york
00:16:11and speak of the devil
00:16:16william
00:16:17you made it
00:16:28there you are
00:16:30oh look at you now
00:16:32living the dream
00:16:34oh just think eva
00:16:36well you could be driving around in a car like that
00:16:39had you not married that criminal waste manager
00:16:42so married huh
00:16:44is it serious
00:16:46that's what marriage is
00:16:48it's pretty serious
00:16:49wow
00:16:50you must have rushed to tithing out huh
00:16:53makes sense though
00:16:54you not being a hot young thing anymore
00:16:57dragging that kid around with no daddy
00:17:00yeah
00:17:00a bullet dodged william
00:17:02meanwhile you're climbing the harrison group ladder
00:17:06that's right
00:17:36just bought this brand new suit
00:17:37you're a piper with all my harrison group money
00:17:40ditch your nobody husband
00:17:42and marry me instead
00:17:44i wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on first
00:17:52my mom would never marry
00:17:53she already has us
00:17:54and he's gonna kick your butt
00:18:00is that so
00:18:01well then
00:18:02where is he
00:18:03because
00:18:04i don't see him
00:18:06does anyone see him
00:18:09no
00:18:10just like i thought
00:18:12telling lies just like mommy
00:18:14that puts you on the naughty list
00:18:17and let me show you
00:18:19what happens
00:18:19the naughty children
00:18:23hey
00:18:24mommy
00:18:25are you okay
00:18:26she is
00:18:27oh my god
00:18:28i'm gonna take her in
00:18:30and get her packed up
00:18:30okay
00:18:31come on
00:18:32let's go
00:18:34what the hell's the matter with you
00:18:36how dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter
00:18:40let me go
00:18:41now why would i go and do a thing like that
00:18:44when i'm having such a good time
00:18:46let me go
00:19:02touch my wife again and i will snap every finger that you've got
00:19:09max you came
00:19:11don't worry sweet
00:19:14where's piper
00:19:16william hitter
00:19:18mom deadhead take her inside
00:19:19well it looks like we have a real grinch to dispose of
00:19:22well well well
00:19:24if it isn't a waste marriage or i've been hearing so much about
00:19:27that's right
00:19:30now i'm about to take out the trash
00:19:34oh
00:19:35mr and mrs smith
00:19:36it's an honor to meet you
00:19:37i'm max
00:19:38eva told us all about you
00:19:40from new york
00:19:41polite
00:19:42handsome
00:19:43just like she said
00:19:45wow
00:19:46he was an ai
00:19:47see
00:19:49he's real
00:19:50and he's more of a man here than william would ever dream to be
00:19:53son of a bitch
00:19:54you just ruined my suit
00:19:56and watch the way that you drive that
00:19:57that pristine automobile
00:20:00that car
00:20:02oh my god
00:20:03that's worth more than a house
00:20:05that car
00:20:06it was all over the news when the
00:20:08ceo of the harrison group bought it
00:20:11wait
00:20:13are you
00:20:18like i said
00:20:19i'm just eva's husband
00:20:21and that's all he needs to know
00:20:23i'm not here to put on a show for anyone
00:20:25you really are a criminal aren't you
00:20:27you stole it
00:20:28that car belongs to the ceo of my company
00:20:30jesus
00:20:31how did you get away with it
00:20:33that's what i want to know
00:20:35enough
00:20:36please
00:20:38i trust my daughter
00:20:40she would never marry a queen
00:20:43max
00:20:44be honest with me
00:20:45where did that car come from
00:20:48i'm just doing one point
00:20:50i'll pay you more money than you'd make it three light times
00:20:53sir
00:20:55you need a breath man
00:20:59all right that's it i'm calling the cops
00:21:01oh way ahead of you
00:21:02wait
00:21:04what
00:21:04are you feeling nervous eva
00:21:07oh well
00:21:09two waves
00:21:16listen honey i believe you but how could max afford a car like that
00:21:23mr smith don't worry it's my car okay it's not stolen
00:21:27huh yeah if it's yours then prove it thank you cops will be here in fifteen minutes
00:21:33enjoy christmas behind bars
00:21:35okay i'll prove that it's mine
00:21:37but then you have to get lost
00:21:39and never show your face around my wife or child again
00:21:42oh so you have to get lost
00:21:43oh so you're a tough guy huh
00:21:44well i hope they serve eggnog in prison
00:21:47loser
00:21:47say one more word and i'll give him a real reason to take me in
00:21:53jesus maybe he is a crime boss it's kind of sexy though
00:21:59here
00:21:59here title and proof of ownership
00:22:11mr harrison
00:22:14mr harrison
00:22:17mr harrison
00:22:18mr harrison
00:22:19just leave me alone
00:22:22merry christmas willie
00:22:23now get the fuck out of here
00:22:25before i kick your ass all the way up to the north pole
00:22:27yes sir
00:22:28i'm so sorry sir
00:22:30i
00:22:30i
00:22:31please
00:22:31please
00:22:31please
00:22:32please
00:22:41oh
00:22:44that william
00:22:45what a jerk
00:22:46huh
00:22:47you fooled me
00:22:48what can i say
00:22:49let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays
00:22:53oh now you don't want to ruin christmas
00:22:55oh come on
00:22:56you know we were just looking out for you
00:22:58please forgive us mr harrison
00:23:00you know my youngest son is graduating
00:23:03soon
00:23:03do you think that uh
00:23:05you could help him get his foot in the door
00:23:07a job at the harrison group even in the mail room would open doors
00:23:12we are family aren't we
00:23:14family takes care of each other
00:23:18do you guys want a job at the harrison group
00:23:19you can put in an application like everyone else
00:23:22abigail come on talk to her for us
00:23:25didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable
00:23:28yeah
00:23:29you need to take care of your own issues first
00:23:32my daughter is just far too busy
00:23:34for your best life
00:23:35my new son-in-law
00:23:38come on guys let's go in
00:23:39welcome to the family
00:23:44welcome
00:23:44come on
00:23:45this is your fault pam
00:23:51you can't tell the difference between ai and reality
00:23:55my fault
00:23:56you were the one who was pushing her onto that worm
00:23:58william
00:24:09hey how do you have that car
00:24:11and how do you know the ceo of harrison group
00:24:13and how do you
00:24:14i told you
00:24:14i work for harrison group remember
00:24:17i have a friend in high places
00:24:19a friend who just hands you keys to million dollar one of a kind luxury cars
00:24:23yes
00:24:25it's the season of giving
00:24:26he knows people
00:24:28has connections
00:24:29he's a big deal
00:24:30kind of guy
00:24:31you're a crime boss aren't you
00:24:33and you best not forget it capisce
00:24:35oh my god just don't blow your cover
00:24:39dad
00:24:40mom
00:24:41thank you so much for letting max and i stay in your home
00:24:44oh honey
00:24:45we're just so happy that you found such a handsome
00:24:48strong
00:24:50good looking
00:24:51i think they get it
00:24:53uh how's piper
00:24:56oh she's fine
00:24:58one of you guys just get settled in
00:25:00and uh we will go check on her
00:25:01and if your mom takes a cold shower
00:25:04we'll come back and finish decorating the tree
00:25:06great
00:25:07see you in a bit
00:25:08joey
00:25:09what are you doing
00:25:12okay
00:25:14hey was that not a uh breach of contract
00:25:20relax
00:25:20it was just a hug
00:25:23ugh
00:25:25we just got here and i'm already exhausted
00:25:27you'll be okay
00:25:29it's just one week
00:25:30kill me now
00:25:31well i would but
00:25:32i need to get paid
00:25:38what are you doing
00:25:41that's weird
00:25:41they were so lovey-dovey just a second ago
00:25:44i don't know something just falls off
00:25:47that's ridiculous
00:25:48i mean what do you want to go do
00:25:50make out progress to prove it
00:25:55later
00:25:58let's go
00:26:03here we go
00:26:05piper is all tucked in honey
00:26:07everything looks amazing
00:26:08and happy holidays
00:26:10to the newest member of our family
00:26:12max
00:26:14welcome
00:26:15cheers
00:26:16thank you miss smith
00:26:17looks great
00:26:18oh just call me mom honey
00:26:20i had no idea what you liked
00:26:22so i just whipped up a little bit of everything
00:26:25but we all know what eva's favorite christmas dish is right
00:26:30oh no
00:26:31mom's testing him
00:26:32she's trying to see if he's legit
00:26:33you mean to tell me you two are married
00:26:35and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food
00:26:40ow
00:26:41eva sweetie
00:26:43kicking my foot
00:26:44oh sorry mom
00:26:46oh jeez
00:26:49it's okay
00:26:50look mom of course he knows it's
00:26:52i would like to hear mac say it
00:27:0612 pumpkin pies
00:27:08i hear this right
00:27:08they're the best kind
00:27:11well of course
00:27:12it's it's it's pumpkin pie
00:27:14see
00:27:15are you happy now
00:27:17that's good but something still falls off
00:27:20mom
00:27:20don't make it weird
00:27:22okay
00:27:22we had a whirlwind romance
00:27:25and we eloped
00:27:26before we got to know everything about each other
00:27:28but our marriage is real
00:27:30i guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows
00:27:34ah
00:27:35now those
00:27:36are quality
00:27:38okay well
00:27:39then answer this
00:27:41where's your wedding ring eva
00:27:45where's your wedding ring eva
00:27:49i knew it was a good idea to pick this up
00:27:52well um it's
00:27:54silly face dropped it outside on the sidewalk
00:27:58luckily i was there to pick it up for her
00:28:00silly face
00:28:03i am not paying extra for this
00:28:05consider it a christmas
00:28:10you can afford this on a waste manager's salary
00:28:13well believe it or not miss smith there is a lot of garbage out there
00:28:17and i'm not just talking about william
00:28:19i'll bring to that
00:28:21i agree with you there
00:28:23so come on guys let's see
00:28:37and this is where y'all will be staying
00:28:40i have another room set up for piper
00:28:43nice and festive for you
00:28:45no complications
00:28:47sorry honey
00:28:48uh mom you know what
00:28:50i should stay with piper tonight
00:28:51oh honey
00:28:52newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart
00:28:56oh i just remembered
00:28:58the city's turning the water off at 10
00:29:00something about water conservation
00:29:02that means you have 15 minutes to shower
00:29:0415 minutes
00:29:06i think it's no big deal
00:29:08just shower together
00:29:10shower together
00:29:14just shower together
00:29:15okay you guys have a good night okay
00:29:22you hurt
00:29:45why are you fripping
00:29:48well i can't take a shower with my clothes on
00:29:50come on we're wasting time
00:29:52you have 15 minutes
00:29:53nice try i am not showering with you
00:29:55alright suit yourself
00:29:56more room for me in there
00:29:58not if i meet you there first
00:30:16come on max
00:30:18get out of the way
00:30:20we agreed
00:30:20nothing physical
00:30:21you're the one with the dirty thoughts
00:30:23wife
00:30:23relax
00:30:24i won't touch you
00:30:27unless you say you want me to
00:30:30but that'll cost extra
00:30:41in your dreams
00:30:43in your dreams
00:30:43free to join me
00:31:04you know if you keep staring at my ass you're not gonna have me shower while you're left
00:31:08you wish
00:31:09why don't you get in
00:31:11why don't you get in
00:31:11pray you'll fall for me
00:31:14it's you who has to worry about resisting me
00:31:16oh yeah
00:31:17true
00:31:30holy shit
00:31:33i don't know if you're not going to have me to go to the other side
00:31:39i'll say
00:31:39what happened to all that cool guy confidence
00:31:43still think you can resist
00:31:46baby
00:31:47i don't think i want you
00:31:58maybe we should
00:31:59god you're such a good kisser
00:32:02why does this feel so familiar
00:32:22max we cannot do this
00:32:25what i didn't mean to cross anything
00:32:27it's not you max
00:32:28it's us
00:32:29it's this
00:32:30this is all an act
00:32:31let's not make it more complicated than it is
00:32:34you're right
00:32:36i'm sorry
00:32:38you just need to be sorry
00:32:39you just
00:32:48that birthmark
00:32:53what is that
00:32:56it's him
00:32:57the man from new year's
00:32:58is he
00:32:59piper's father
00:33:04why are you acting
00:33:07oh my god
00:33:08max is piper's father
00:33:11are you okay
00:33:12yeah
00:33:14i just um
00:33:15i just got lightheaded
00:33:16i think i just need a few more minutes
00:33:18alone
00:33:21of course
00:33:25we have a daughter together
00:33:27oh my god
00:33:28what do i do
00:33:35i'm gonna sleep on the floor
00:33:37you can take the bed
00:33:39thanks
00:33:42hey
00:33:43are you sure you're okay
00:33:45look fake marriage aside
00:33:47i'm your husband for the next few days
00:33:49so if there's something you need
00:33:50i can help
00:33:52i want to help
00:33:53he's piper's father
00:33:55he's piper's father
00:33:56he has a right to know
00:33:58um max
00:34:01how would you feel
00:34:02if you found out
00:34:03you had a kid
00:34:07a child
00:34:09no no no
00:34:10that's
00:34:11that's impossible
00:34:11i'm
00:34:12very
00:34:13careful
00:34:14mostly
00:34:17i just mean
00:34:18i'm not the type of guy
00:34:19to sleep around
00:34:19family to me
00:34:20is
00:34:21a big commitment
00:34:22and
00:34:22i don't want any loose ends
00:34:24you know
00:34:25right
00:34:27he wouldn't want a kid
00:34:28tying him down
00:34:29i shouldn't tell him about piper
00:34:32why do you ask
00:34:34no reason
00:34:35just
00:34:35just curious
00:34:37no i
00:34:38i feel like you're
00:34:39going somewhere with this
00:34:40what
00:34:42no
00:34:43well then
00:34:44can i ask you a question
00:34:47shoot
00:34:52where did you get these
00:34:53and how did you know my exact size
00:34:56i did not get those
00:34:58i don't know where those came from
00:35:00are you sure you're just not trying to
00:35:02break the contract
00:35:05come on
00:35:06come on
00:35:07come on
00:35:08come on
00:35:20whoo
00:35:20elon
00:35:21the truth is
00:35:22is that i
00:35:26go go go go
00:35:28just a second
00:35:29come in
00:35:31hey hon
00:35:43oh
00:35:44sorry for interrupting
00:35:45but uh piper is asking for a bedtime story before i tuck her in
00:35:50think you can take this one dad
00:35:51we're kind of in the middle of something
00:35:53i can see that
00:35:55well why don't i read it to her
00:35:57i mean if you don't if you don't mind
00:36:00well
00:36:00atta boy
00:36:01you know what just put a shirt on
00:36:03i'm gonna go get her
00:36:04piper
00:36:05here comes grandpa
00:36:09he sprang to his sleigh
00:36:11to his team gave a whistle
00:36:12and away they all flew
00:36:14like the down of a thistle
00:36:16but i heard him exclaim
00:36:18as he drove out of sight
00:36:20merry christmas to all
00:36:22and to all
00:36:24a good night
00:36:27if piper knew he was her real dad
00:36:29she'd be over the moon
00:36:31good night piper
00:36:37is her dad still around
00:36:38yeah
00:36:39but he doesn't know it
00:36:41because you're her dad
00:36:43uh no
00:36:43that man has
00:36:45no idea
00:36:46what a treasure
00:36:48he's missing out on
00:36:52do you really think so
00:36:55from the bottom of my heart
00:36:57maybe i should tell him
00:36:58he deserves to know
00:37:06max
00:37:10you're
00:37:11piper's father
00:37:19i'll tell you when the time's right
00:37:45where's piper
00:37:47she must have snuck off
00:37:49while we were asleep
00:38:15just gonna kiss and run
00:38:18i don't mind watching
00:38:23yeah
00:38:24this
00:38:24i remember this
00:38:36good morning you two love bugs
00:38:39how was your stay at chateau smith
00:38:41good morning miss smith
00:38:44it was uh it was great
00:38:45wonderful
00:38:46well it's about to get even better
00:38:50oh no
00:38:51what is that
00:38:52sardines and saltines
00:38:54it's a smith family classic
00:38:56it was my gram gram's favorite
00:38:58during wartime
00:38:59don't be shy
00:39:00go ahead and grab a handful
00:39:03max you don't have to
00:39:04no no it's okay
00:39:05it's a smith family staple
00:39:08there we go
00:39:10there we go
00:39:27good
00:39:28good
00:39:28Mmm. Good?
00:39:31Squamful.
00:39:32Well, you two better get dressed. You gotta go see Aunt Miranda.
00:39:38Could I, um, could I have some water, please?
00:39:41That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda and her brood this year.
00:39:44What's the deal with them?
00:39:46Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I.
00:39:49Says Piper's a fatherless brat, and I'm...
00:39:52Hey, don't worry. I'll protect you and Piper.
00:39:59Better have Sam on standby tonight, just in case.
00:40:03Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up, then.
00:40:16Wait, that earring.
00:40:19Wait, that earring.
00:40:21You like it?
00:40:23I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago.
00:40:26Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:40:28I don't really remember the details, but luckily, I was able to find a new pair.
00:40:35Right.
00:40:35That's just a common earring.
00:40:37Anyone could have it.
00:40:38Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:40:40She can't be the woman from seven years ago.
00:40:44So, Ava and Piper still aren't here.
00:40:49But Derrick said that Ava got married.
00:40:52What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:40:56An aging single mom.
00:40:58Slim pickings.
00:40:59I heard he's in waste management.
00:41:02That explains it.
00:41:03She's probably too embarrassed to show up.
00:41:06Oh, please, Miranda.
00:41:08What?
00:41:08Ava is your niece.
00:41:10Oh, come on, Grandpa.
00:41:12Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand.
00:41:15Her track record speaks for itself.
00:41:17Exactly.
00:41:18Not like my Sierra.
00:41:20Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group.
00:41:24Oh, they're here.
00:41:27Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:33Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:35Merry Christmas.
00:41:37You must be Grandpa Harold.
00:41:39I am.
00:41:40I'm Ava's husband, Max.
00:41:42Pleasure to meet you.
00:41:43Welcome.
00:41:44You're Ava's husband.
00:41:46But you're gorgeous.
00:41:50But I see I miss you.
00:41:52Look at you, too.
00:41:53You look like you just stepped out of a movie.
00:41:55Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:57Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:59This is from Max and I.
00:42:00Oh, my goodness.
00:42:01Thank you, Eva.
00:42:02Let me grab that for you, Daddy.
00:42:05Oops.
00:42:06Oh, my bad.
00:42:07Oh, a homemade gift.
00:42:09How thrifty.
00:42:11Not all gifts are about the price tag.
00:42:14Mommy's right.
00:42:14You mean all high?
00:42:16You little.
00:42:19You will not lay a hand on my daughter.
00:42:21Or you will lose yours.
00:42:23Oh.
00:42:24I think you broke my wrist.
00:42:26Look what you just did to my mother.
00:42:28My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor.
00:42:32He could ruin your life.
00:42:46Woody, are you okay?
00:42:47I'm fine.
00:42:48I'm just wet, huh?
00:42:49Yeah.
00:42:50It's okay.
00:42:51It's okay.
00:42:53It's okay.
00:42:54What are you?
00:42:56Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:42:59Did you just slap me?
00:43:00Next time it'll be a closed fist.
00:43:03You're a fucking psycho.
00:43:04You know what, Sierra?
00:43:05I can take your little insults, but leave my family out of this.
00:43:10Her family.
00:43:12She means me.
00:43:18You okay, honey?
00:43:19Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:43:21Do something.
00:43:23You don't know who you're messing with.
00:43:24I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me.
00:43:27Oh, wow.
00:43:28I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people.
00:43:33Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks.
00:43:36Let's call him.
00:43:37I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side.
00:43:40Please, who do you think you are?
00:43:44Enough!
00:43:46There will be no arguing during Christmas.
00:43:49Fine, Dad.
00:43:50Let it go, Nathan.
00:43:53They're just jealous.
00:43:55For Grandpa's sake, I'll let you off easy.
00:43:58I think you owe Nathan a thank you.
00:44:01I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you.
00:44:05Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:44:06All right, that's enough.
00:44:08Everyone come inside and sit down.
00:44:31Is this a joke?
00:44:33Can you please pass me some food?
00:44:35Hold it.
00:44:36Who said you could eat anything else?
00:44:37My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:44My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:47King crab, fresh from Alaska, and grass-fed wagyu.
00:44:52Three times the price, 50 times the flavor.
00:44:56And you don't get a single bite.
00:44:58It's just petty.
00:45:00Maybe so.
00:45:01But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders.
00:45:05It's fine.
00:45:06Then we won't stay and eat with you.
00:45:09Come on, let's go.
00:45:10No, no.
00:45:11Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:45:14Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like...
00:45:17I know, dear.
00:45:18I just want to have our family together.
00:45:20Fine.
00:45:21We'll let the strays sit and eat with us.
00:45:24They're strays on a bitch.
00:45:26What was that?
00:45:30I just want to have our family together.
00:45:33Fine.
00:45:34We'll stay.
00:45:36Can I have a little nibble?
00:45:38It's okay, sweetie.
00:45:39We'll get something right after.
00:45:41Like drive-thru?
00:45:43I hope you enjoy food poisoning.
00:45:45That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present.
00:45:50No, straight.
00:45:52Ow.
00:45:52Can you see anything?
00:45:54Yes, sweetie.
00:45:55You hit my child.
00:45:57You're fucking crazy.
00:45:58Well, if you teach her some manners, maybe I wouldn't have to.
00:46:05Don't worry, baby.
00:46:07I'll handle it.
00:46:10Don't worry, baby.
00:46:11I'll handle it.
00:46:15Piper.
00:46:17Sweetie, are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:46:23Okay, sweetheart.
00:46:24Give me two minutes and one phone call.
00:46:27As if you have a chef on speed dial.
00:46:29Actually, I do.
00:46:32He's such a liar.
00:46:33This ought to be hilarious.
00:46:35Oh, it will be.
00:46:38Sam.
00:46:40Yeah, send the troops and bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:44I'm already on my way.
00:46:49Bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:46:51I'm already on my way.
00:46:54You hear this guy?
00:46:55He wants the best king crab in the world.
00:46:58From Antarctica.
00:47:00Now I get why you married him, Eva.
00:47:03His silly delusions are just adorable.
00:47:06Max, what are you doing?
00:47:08Don't worry about it, sweetheart.
00:47:09Santa's already on his way.
00:47:11Actually, five, four, three, two, one.
00:47:20A helicopter?
00:47:28There's no way.
00:47:34How did you pull this off?
00:47:36Sam is like family.
00:47:38I thought I'd introduce you, too.
00:47:39Thanks, boss.
00:47:41Boss?
00:47:42Eva's always been genuine with me.
00:47:44Maybe it's time she knew who I really am.
00:47:47Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth.
00:47:51I'm Maximus Harrison.
00:47:54You're the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:47:57Mm-hmm.
00:48:00Come on.
00:48:02You can stop kidding around.
00:48:05If you were the CEO, why would you be here,
00:48:07pretending to be my husband?
00:48:08No, I actually am the CEO.
00:48:10Come on.
00:48:11You can stop the charade.
00:48:12Okay, this is just another favor from that bigwig friend, isn't it?
00:48:15Eva, I'm not pretending.
00:48:19Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic king crab, as you requested.
00:48:32How is this possible?
00:48:34This loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef?
00:48:40Who are you?
00:48:42I told you, I'm Eva's husband.
00:48:45That chef called him Mr. Harrison.
00:48:47Wait, no.
00:48:49Hold on.
00:48:50You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:48:55You're worth more than some whole countries.
00:48:58Some of the small ones.
00:49:00I mean, you know that.
00:49:02You work for me.
00:49:04Oh, God.
00:49:04I insulted my own boss.
00:49:06I'm finished.
00:49:17Didn't think Max would commit this hard.
00:49:19Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move.
00:49:21Worth every penny I'm paying him.
00:49:23For tonight, your feast ends.
00:49:25And with that, your career.
00:49:28You're fired.
00:49:30Fired?
00:49:30Sam.
00:49:35Fired?
00:49:36God.
00:49:37I can't be fired.
00:49:39What?
00:49:41Mr. Harrison, please.
00:49:42You can have as much crab as you want.
00:49:44Please, Mr. Harrison, I'll do anything.
00:49:47Guys, take out the trash.
00:49:50What?
00:49:51What?
00:49:54And you.
00:49:56Oh, me?
00:49:58Mr. Harrison, come on.
00:50:00That was a Christmas joke.
00:50:01A family tradition.
00:50:03Yeah, well, there's a new family tradition.
00:50:06Sam.
00:50:10Will you do me the honors?
00:50:13Gladly.
00:50:17Merry Christmas, Evelyn.
00:50:22Father, do something.
00:50:24Well, you kind of deserve that.
00:50:26I'm leaving.
00:50:28Mmm, pumpkin's my favorite.
00:50:36Come on, sweetie.
00:50:37Daddy had this crab line just for you.
00:50:40Eat as much as you want.
00:50:41Yes, Daddy.
00:50:45I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas.
00:50:47I just couldn't take them treating you like that.
00:50:49Honestly?
00:50:51This is the best Christmas I've ever had.
00:50:54Well, if you want, we can have many more.
00:50:55Just like this.
00:50:57Does he really mean that?
00:50:59Or is he just playing the part?
00:51:01I can't tell.
00:51:02And that terrifies me.
00:51:08Merry Christmas, Mrs. Harrison.
00:51:10I brought you a gift.
00:51:11Here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl.
00:51:14Oh.
00:51:19Oh.
00:51:20This is wonderful.
00:51:22Sam, I have a granddaughter.
00:51:25Tell me everything.
00:51:27Miss Eva Smith?
00:51:28Single mother, small town gal, didn't finish high school, currently works in retail.
00:51:32Oh, Maximus, I thought I raised you better.
00:51:36A high school dropout?
00:51:38In the Harrison family?
00:51:41Not a chance.
00:51:45She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:51:49Maximus seems to like her.
00:51:50Silence.
00:51:51Get me the address where she works.
00:51:53It's Happy Heels on Broadway.
00:51:55That's nice.
00:51:56We own that one.
00:51:58Good work.
00:51:59But take off that stupid hat.
00:52:11Thanks.
00:52:12So your dad insisted that I try this wine that he's been saving for 20 years.
00:52:18Sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law.
00:52:20And how about you?
00:52:25Me?
00:52:26Yeah.
00:52:27Are you happy with your new husband?
00:52:33Eva.
00:52:44That birthmark.
00:52:46Family to me is a big commitment, and I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:52:52Maximus, there's so much we don't know.
00:52:54So much we're not telling each other.
00:52:56Uh, no feelings, no complications.
00:53:00That's what we agreed upon.
00:53:01Yeah, I didn't sign a contract.
00:53:04Max.
00:53:05Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:53:08It's cold.
00:53:10Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood.
00:53:13Max.
00:53:15I need to tell you something.
00:53:19Something important.
00:53:21What's gotten into her?
00:53:23Is she hiding something?
00:53:24Is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa?
00:53:28I haven't been completely honest with you.
00:53:33Piper is...
00:53:37Piper is...
00:53:38Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts.
00:53:40Oh, sweetie.
00:53:41Oh, my gosh.
00:53:42It's so swollen.
00:53:43Must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier.
00:53:46Listen, you stay here with Daddy.
00:53:47Mommy's gonna go get a first aid kit, okay?
00:53:51Come on, Piper.
00:53:55Okay, let me see.
00:53:59I promise I won't let anyone hurt you or Mommy again.
00:54:03But that's not true.
00:54:05You were leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:54:09Uh...
00:54:10Daddy!
00:54:11No!
00:54:14Well...
00:54:18Don't you dare disrespect my husband!
00:54:23Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:27Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:29Really?
00:54:30Please stay, Daddy.
00:54:35You think it was Scar?
00:54:38Hmm.
00:54:41I wouldn't worry about it.
00:54:42Scars make you look like a badass.
00:54:44I have one, too.
00:54:46Dad.
00:54:48I got that when I was about your age.
00:54:50Some punk came at me with a switchblade.
00:54:53Really?
00:54:53No way.
00:54:55No.
00:54:55It was actually a cactus.
00:54:57But it's still cool.
00:55:00I have something like that on the back of my neck.
00:55:06Piper, how long have you had that?
00:55:08My mom thought I had that when I was born.
00:55:15And how old are you?
00:55:17Six.
00:55:18Six?
00:55:19That one night stand was about seven years ago.
00:55:22Okay, I found the first aid kit.
00:55:24Ivar, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:55:29What do I even say?
00:55:30And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:55:33Sorry, honey.
00:55:34This man's your dad, and he didn't know you existed until now.
00:55:37Um, yeah.
00:55:41Can I see your hand, sweetie?
00:55:44Ivar.
00:55:48Okay, look.
00:55:53Piper is...
00:55:58Go on.
00:56:05That must be an emergency.
00:56:07Excuse me.
00:56:09Sorry.
00:56:10I'll take this.
00:56:17Mommy, are you okay?
00:56:19Yeah.
00:56:21Mommy's just realizing she's a coward.
00:56:24I don't even have the guts to tell the truth.
00:56:29Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:56:31I'm telling you, Max, that woman is manipulating you.
00:56:35She's a high school dropout.
00:56:37Doesn't even have a decent job.
00:56:39And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:56:41I'm Eva's husband, Max.
00:56:44That man has no idea what the treasure he's missing out on.
00:56:52I'm sorry, Max.
00:56:53You can't know Piper's your daughter.
00:56:55Your mother would take her away.
00:56:57After Christmas, it's over.
00:57:01Eva?
00:57:03Maximus?
00:57:03Are you even listening to me?
00:57:06No, Mom, Mom.
00:57:06Listen, I'm sorry, okay?
00:57:08Eva's my wife, and I've made up my mind.
00:57:10I'm not leaving her.
00:57:13See her.
00:57:24Oh, thank you, mom.
00:57:26This is from you, grandma.
00:57:32Oh, wow.
00:57:34That's so cool.
00:57:35Did you know?
00:57:36Derek, this is from even I.
00:57:39Oh, thank you so much.
00:57:42Thanks, guys.
00:57:42I'm glad you're here.
00:57:46Oh!
00:57:48Damn, these are nice.
00:57:49Grandpa, language, little ears.
00:57:58Piper, do you want to go see your present?
00:58:00It's in the other room by the train set.
00:58:01Here, I'll go with you.
00:58:02Remember the song we sang?
00:58:05Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
00:58:07What do we got, guys?
00:58:08Walking home from our house, Christmas Eve.
00:58:14You never told me.
00:58:18Have we met before?
00:58:24Have we met before?
00:58:27She's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:58:32I don't know what you're getting at.
00:58:35Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper.
00:58:46I don't know what you're talking about.
00:58:47Lots of people have birthmarks.
00:58:49They're very common.
00:58:50I feel so awful, but I can't lose my child.
00:58:53No matter how I feel about him.
00:58:57I don't know what you're talking about.
00:59:00Are you okay?
00:59:03Are the clogs a bad idea?
00:59:06No.
00:59:07I'm fine.
00:59:10Um.
00:59:11Oh, I almost forgot.
00:59:15I got you this.
00:59:17You got me a gift, too?
00:59:18Tis the season.
00:59:20Open it.
00:59:34Gloves.
00:59:35Gloves.
00:59:36Did you make these?
00:59:38Yeah.
00:59:39I know this is a fake marriage, but it's Christmas.
00:59:43You've already done so much for me.
00:59:45I just wanted to do a little something for you.
00:59:49How did I feel?
00:59:51Warm, right?
00:59:52Yeah.
00:59:54Warm.
00:59:55Soft.
00:59:59Perfect.
01:00:03Thank you, Eva.
01:00:05I've never gotten anything this meaningful before.
01:00:09Really?
01:00:11Yeah, my mom.
01:00:12She partied all the time.
01:00:14And I got gifts.
01:00:16Plenty of them, but...
01:00:18I don't think she ever bought one herself.
01:00:22Nothing personal.
01:00:23You deserve it.
01:00:26You're a good guy.
01:00:27And someday you'll find someone special to spend all your Christmases with.
01:00:35What if that day's today?
01:00:40What if I already found someone special?
01:00:44Right here.
01:01:10Max, we can't.
01:01:13If you want me to stop, you better tell me right now.
01:01:21I don't want you to stop.
01:01:29No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:01:47What about you?
01:01:53I don't want you.
01:01:57My God, you are trying to be working the same thing.
01:02:03Piper!
01:02:12Piper?
01:02:15She can't see me.
01:02:17She can't see me.
01:02:34Piper!
01:02:38Grandma, I'm up here!
01:02:51I was way too close.
01:02:54Yeah.
01:02:55we would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:03:01Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:03:05Can I still unwrap my present?
01:03:10You still haven't given me mine.
01:03:16Let me give it to you.
01:03:33Let me give it to you.
01:03:55Why are you calling me this morning?
01:04:01Hello?
01:04:02Hello, Eva Smith.
01:04:03I'm Max's mother.
01:04:05Name your price.
01:04:06What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:04:10What?
01:04:10We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:04:14Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.
01:04:18My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:04:22Piper is my daughter, and no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:04:26So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own, but I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:04:34Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:04:40Look, we made it through Christmas, so I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:04:52What are you talking about?
01:04:53It's over.
01:04:55It's not that hard to understand.
01:05:00Eva, wait.
01:05:04So last night meant nothing to you?
01:05:11Max, it's not real.
01:05:13None of it was real.
01:05:14So, it's just a goodbye.
01:05:19Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:05:22Look.
01:05:24Last night, I let my guard down.
01:05:28But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:05:31And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:05:34Just tell me what you need.
01:05:36I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:05:41Just say the word.
01:05:47You don't get it.
01:05:50You don't get it.
01:05:57I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:06:05I won't give up on us.
01:06:21Are we here?
01:06:23Yes.
01:06:25As much as I don't want us to be, we're back.
01:06:31Piper, sweetie, wake up.
01:06:33We're home.
01:06:38How can she just walk away?
01:06:47Don't forget, you have to meet my mom.
01:06:49It's part of the agreement, too.
01:06:51Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:54You promise.
01:06:56Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:06:58Can you do this for me, please?
01:07:02All right, fine.
01:07:03When?
01:07:05Two days.
01:07:07I'll come pick you up.
01:07:08No need.
01:07:09Just send me the address of Mommy, either.
01:07:16I know you and Mommy thought, but she still really likes you, so don't give up, okay, Daddy?
01:07:24Thank you, sweetie.
01:07:26If there's one thing you should know about your Daddy, I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:50He was meeting my mother today.
01:07:52Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:07:54Boss?
01:07:56Boss?
01:08:00Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:08:03I need to go win back my family.
01:08:06Family?
01:08:07Boss, you okay?
01:08:09Never better.
01:08:11Go get her, Max.
01:08:16Give it your best smile.
01:08:18Ah, there he is.
01:08:21Maximus, darling.
01:08:22I have some prospects for you.
01:08:25Nice high society girls from the city.
01:08:30Oh.
01:08:33I told you.
01:08:34I already found the woman I love.
01:08:42Maximus, stop this.
01:08:44That evil woman is scamming you, son.
01:08:48Tell me what kind of woman you want, and I'll find you another.
01:08:52You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:08:54No, I'm not.
01:08:57Oh?
01:08:58I work in waste management, and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:09:03I'm Eva's husband, and I'm a father.
01:09:07What?
01:09:21Oh, that's her.
01:09:23The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:09:27Hi.
01:09:28Welcome in.
01:09:29Can I help you find something?
01:09:31I want to try those.
01:09:35Awesome, I'll get them for you right away.
01:09:38Are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:09:44No, no, no.
01:09:46I know what I want.
01:09:47Size seven.
01:09:50Oh, baby can't even walk, but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:09:54Come on, she wants the white shoes.
01:10:01Ignore her.
01:10:02She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:10:04Here, let me help you.
01:10:05Come on.
01:10:10She seems kind.
01:10:17I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:10:19She's just doing her job.
01:10:23How do they feel?
01:10:23Well, I love the style, but it's too small.
01:10:27I think I need a size up.
01:10:30Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:10:34Right away.
01:10:36I'll be right back.
01:10:37She's not only kind.
01:10:39She's patient.
01:10:40Was I wrong about her?
01:10:56Are you gluing heel, Beckman?
01:11:00Well, who gives a shit?
01:11:02She can't walk.
01:11:05That's just pure evil.
01:11:10Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:11:13She's in a wheelchair.
01:11:15Who cares?
01:11:15It's the last pair.
01:11:17I get paid commission.
01:11:24I'm not doing that, Vanessa.
01:11:27See?
01:11:29This is your whole problem.
01:11:32This is why you'll always be broke.
01:11:35I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:11:38I'm not sending her joke.
01:11:41She has to deal with people like this?
01:11:44People who insult her all day?
01:11:47I'm your manager.
01:11:52Sell the old bitty the shoes,
01:11:55or you're fired.
01:12:02Did I stutter?
01:12:07You don't have to fire me.
01:12:11I quit.
01:12:17I don't work here anymore.
01:12:20Listen, don't buy the shoes.
01:12:23They're broken.
01:12:24Spend your heart and money elsewhere, okay?
01:12:25You're a good person, after all.
01:12:29Looks like I misjudged you.
01:12:31I'm sorry?
01:12:34Why are you still here, Eva?
01:12:37Get out!
01:12:43You're not disabled?
01:12:45Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:12:49Absolutely shameful.
01:12:51Who are you?
01:12:52I am the chairwoman.
01:12:55Of the Harrison Group.
01:12:57And the owner of this store.
01:13:00You're Eleanor Harrison?
01:13:01Mother of the CEO?
01:13:03I am.
01:13:05And you, my dear, are fired.
01:13:08What do I do?
01:13:12You are a good person?
01:13:15From now on, this store is yours to run.
01:13:21Are you serious?
01:13:24That's right.
01:13:26Don't be nervous, child.
01:13:29You are professional, responsible, far better than that two-bit manager.
01:13:37You, out.
01:13:40I'm leaving.
01:13:43I'm leaving.
01:13:47I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:13:51No, don't worry.
01:13:53You're getting a promotion.
01:13:54You deserve it, my dear.
01:14:00First assignment.
01:14:02I want that row, and that row, and the entire display case.
01:14:08Pack it all up and bring it to my house.
01:14:14Once we're home, I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:14:18I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:14:27She's the mother of the CEO.
01:14:29Of course she lives like this.
01:14:41Mrs. Harrison?
01:14:42I'm here with your delivery.
01:14:46Max?
01:14:48Eva?
01:14:50What are you doing here?
01:14:52I, uh...
01:14:53There you are, Eva.
01:14:56Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:14:59My new daughter-in-law.
01:15:02What are you...
01:15:06That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:15:11Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:15:13Stop.
01:15:15And you.
01:15:16You lied to me at the store.
01:15:19You were both just testing me?
01:15:21Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:15:23I'm sorry, Eva.
01:15:24I thought you might be using my son just after his money.
01:15:28But I was wrong.
01:15:29Eva, please.
01:15:30I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:15:33Not every working-class girl is after your money.
01:15:36How could you think that of me?
01:15:38It's not like that, dear.
01:15:40Eva, what are you talking about?
01:15:42Eva, mom, what did you do?
01:15:44I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:15:47We're not together.
01:15:49And I can't love something that was never real.
01:15:55I made a horrible mistake.
01:15:59What are you waiting for, son?
01:16:00Go after her.
01:16:05Eva.
01:16:05Let me go.
01:16:07I swear, it's not what you think.
01:16:09We come from two completely different worlds.
01:16:11Stop pretending like you care.
01:16:12I'm not pretending.
01:16:13Okay, I can't fake what we have.
01:16:15And everything I've done for you, and Piper, this is real.
01:16:23Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:16:27Max, you came.
01:16:29God, you weren't driving me.
01:16:30You're fucking insane.
01:16:33I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:16:37Just say the word.
01:16:41See?
01:16:43Stop fighting.
01:16:47We belong together.
01:16:49You're wrong.
01:16:51Wrong about what?
01:16:53That you care?
01:16:55Or we belong together?
01:16:56Look, I already told you.
01:16:58We're from two completely different worlds.
01:17:00Now, I held up my end of the deal, and I met your mother, like we discussed.
01:17:04I want a fake divorce from my fake cousin.
01:17:09Eva.
01:17:13Eva!
01:17:15I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:17:17Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:17:25Ow!
01:17:27Are you okay, Mommy?
01:17:30Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine.
01:17:32Come here.
01:17:40No, you're not fine.
01:17:42You're sad.
01:17:45I'm okay, sweetie.
01:17:48I miss Daddy, too.
01:17:53I want Max to be my real daddy.
01:17:58Don't you want to be with him?
01:18:01Love bug.
01:18:03You're right.
01:18:04What am I doing?
01:18:05Running like a coward?
01:18:08I always taught you to be brave.
01:18:11Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.
01:18:15I believe in you.
01:18:16What are you going to do, Mommy?
01:18:18I know exactly what to say to him.
01:18:23Maximus deserves to know Piper is his daughter.
01:18:33Enough sulking.
01:18:35Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.
01:18:38Don't you think I want to?
01:18:41She doesn't want me.
01:18:42I didn't raise you to give up.
01:18:44Your daughter is still out there.
01:18:46You can't abandon her.
01:18:48Mom, you don't get it.
01:18:49I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.
01:18:52And Piper, she was an added bonus.
01:18:56What are you talking about?
01:18:58I already ran a DNA test.
01:19:02Piper is your daughter.
01:19:04What?
01:19:05See for yourself.
01:19:12I was right.
01:19:13Seven years ago.
01:19:15In the years, that woman was Eva.
01:19:27Eva!
01:19:29Eva!
01:19:31Daddy!
01:19:33Daddy!
01:19:35Piper!
01:19:38I missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:19:45You came back.
01:19:51I, uh...
01:19:52Don't forget to be bright, Mommy.
01:20:00I, uh...
01:20:02I was scared.
01:20:03But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:20:06Because what we have is real, and it's worth fighting for.
01:20:11Sweetheart, I have something to tell you.
01:20:14I have something to tell you, too.
01:20:18Piper is your daughter.
01:20:20You knew.
01:20:22My sweet granddaughter.
01:20:24Mama!
01:20:25Oh.
01:20:28Well, I just found out for sure a few minutes ago.
01:20:30But you've known this whole time?
01:20:32I was scared.
01:20:33Okay?
01:20:34I didn't know if you were going to take her from me.
01:20:36I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:20:39How could you not know how I felt?
01:20:52I love you, Eva.
01:20:56I love you, too.
01:20:58I promise.
01:20:59For the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you.
01:21:03As long as we're together, it doesn't matter where we are.
01:21:16Will you marry me, Eva?
01:21:19For real this time?
01:21:21Yes.
01:21:22Yes, of course, I'll marry you.
01:21:28Yes.
01:21:29Hi.
01:21:36Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas, and the Christmas after that, and forever.
01:21:43I wouldn't have it any other way.
01:21:50Who's that?
01:21:53Eva!
01:21:55Take me back!
01:21:58I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
01:22:03Looks like I have to take out the trash.
01:22:06Again.
01:22:09No?
01:22:10Not funny?
01:22:11Not funny?
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