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00:00:05this is a love story love it's supposed to be patient and kind but let's be honest it's

00:00:16irrational it can make us crazy and sometimes downright insane i should know my husband made

00:00:25me small no it's not a metaphor he made me six inches tall i'm literally the size of a dry

00:00:42martini shaken stirred and nursing the burn of every sip even at our ugliest i still believe

00:00:53our love's worth fighting for but fair warning it's going to get worse before it gets better

00:01:05to us to us

00:01:13to recapturing magic to the journey not the destination

00:01:18and to dr carmichael couples therapist extraordinaire to her words of wisdom

00:01:24it's speaking of the journey it was bumpy

00:01:28yeah a few potholes yeah yeah checked into separate rooms um but i am working through my narcissistic

00:01:37tendencies and i am working on my accountability issues and here we are we made it got to the next

00:01:45stop dr carmichael's new year new us colon a grand gesture i'd like to go first okay great

00:02:01i've arranged to get the vermont gang back together at the gray house on new year's eve for our anniversary

00:02:07so we can renew our vows new year new us

00:02:14i'm speechless

00:02:16we were so happy there

00:02:20really really are gary and meg gonna be there they're giving up cabo

00:02:24lulu

00:02:25our daughter has not returned my call oh she's 18 she will they don't do phones always send a text

00:02:30okay

00:02:30okay my turn okay this will be but the last christmas that we spend in st louis because i

00:02:39have listed our house with the contingency to run it back from the bio through next december i'm going

00:02:44to land this big fish and tomorrow i'm going to get eld smith to bankroll the final stage of my

00:02:50life's

00:02:50work so that in one year lindy we can move back to the gray house permanently like i promised years

00:02:57ago a clean slate and a fresh start i supported you and you got your prize and all i ask

00:03:05is that for

00:03:06one more year you support me so i can get mine are you serious the listing went up today

00:03:19is this real very

00:03:25less

00:03:29i love you lindy i love you too

00:03:42thank you thank you for inviting me back into our bed

00:04:09how does one solve the problem of feeding the world

00:04:14only less little john knows now what if we could take say an ear of corn and shrink it to

00:04:22a fraction

00:04:22of its original size just imagine a farmer could grow ten a hundred a thousand ears of corn in the

00:04:30space it takes to grow one but how does cellular reduction work my revolutionary molecular

00:04:37transformation process fundamentally changes the distance between atoms oh the real question is

00:04:44can you restore the corn cob to regular size after it's been miniaturized not only can we do it we

00:04:50will

00:04:50do it together helton smith we can make more with less that's l e s i'll take it from here

00:05:00less okay

00:05:05now it's time to blow your minds

00:05:12you call this the mini barn card no one calls it that it's just me see i grew up on

00:05:18a farm rich

00:05:45you call this the future

00:05:50you call this the future

00:06:02i am

00:06:05fucking amazed

00:06:08there's a corner there's a truck here look how tiny it is it's being tiny

00:06:12it's incredible i got you you did you really did it's crazy oh amazing again make it big i want

00:06:20to taste it

00:06:22oh a big coin takes a big investment oh there he is money man chiming in well go on uh

00:06:29you know uh

00:06:30flavor saver was a huge step forward it was the first and the best gmo tomato on the market but

00:06:37it was a

00:06:37failure well no it wasn't it was a breakthrough but it tasted like old band-aids admit it no i

00:06:46don't think

00:06:46i will admit it or i walk no

00:06:56i don't think it's going to be a failure i got you yes you did hilton but this agrotech

00:07:03is going to change the world jinx and just think this is only the beginning sorry who are you vivian

00:07:09hilton's chief scientist i'm the guts i just write the checks she's the brains and my guts never make

00:07:16mistakes i mean i would write you a check right now but for some reason i'm just not feeling yummy

00:07:26in my tummy

00:07:29you me who are you is this a true question i don't know is it well who are you i'm

00:07:38awesome i'm hilton

00:07:40well i'm awesome i'm less yeah i'm gonna need more

00:07:52you like it yeah i'm gonna lose my house

00:08:14hey hey uh something quietly revealed itself to me oh what's that maria's staff pick

00:08:24my rainbow starts with black it's a poet surprise winning novel by the one the only lindy mcmichael

00:08:30little john that's a lifetime ago 18 years and still a fan fave listen richie um we need to talk

00:08:42oh no yeah no we've just begun richie hold on this is just the first act not turn this into

00:08:50a tragedy

00:08:52tragedy is a better story oh i wish they had a section on how to repair an emotional affair

00:09:00you really saw me when i needed it the most yeah and and you really gave me that emotional intimacy

00:09:08that i craved you know you were a great shoulder an ear you're so handsome young smart and maybe in

00:09:19another life but but i fell in love

00:09:24and you i fell in less hell yes why less knows the real me the worst of me and he

00:09:33he still loves me

00:09:35i could love the worst you no he has 20 years on you and you've known me like a few

00:09:41months six and a

00:09:42half less he made a grand gesture and he promised me a fresh start and i believe him why no

00:09:52no no

00:09:53actually don't say love should remain a mystery my mom told me that okay i'm gonna go

00:10:01just wait wait wait this oh god i got you this christmas present absolutely cannot accept this

00:10:07you must or it means our love was in vain not love okay okay okay just open the card first

00:10:13there is no need

00:10:14you need to thank me okay

00:10:31merry christmas my love

00:10:33in anticipation of the new year new you and new us i thought this would be a great start

00:10:40open the present i'll wait

00:10:52i hate this rag i know you hate this rag but i knew you'd never send it in yourself give

00:10:58it a

00:10:58quick read see if you recognize it

00:11:02oh richie no no no what have you done i presented to be your book agent your story is gonna

00:11:09be in the

00:11:10new yorker no no i didn't write this i'm fucked i know it's overwhelming and i'm sure you don't

00:11:19oh that's richie no no no no oh my

00:11:24fuck oh oh shit shit shit shit oh

00:11:27pick up pick up

00:11:30terry oh okay there is a story there's a story in new york with my name on it

00:11:36and i need you to call me back this is an emergency for sirius this time call me back

00:11:41oh

00:11:42fuck

00:11:53hmm shut the door

00:11:55why

00:11:55because i want to raise my voice

00:11:58jesus jumping crackers why would you invite hilton to your charity event at your home tonight

00:12:05because he wants to know who i am

00:12:06but lindy will be there and i'm sorry am i the only one that remembers last year the the the

00:12:12the

00:12:12silent auction the pool incident and you're still serving alcohol this year right

00:12:16count me out i'm sorry i cannot watch

00:12:21i don't think that my heart or my stomach can tolerate another interaction with him

00:12:27but we are broke and here's all we have there are no more interested investors less with hilton's

00:12:35kind of cash you know what lindy and i are fine now we're good even and we're renewing our vows

00:12:41new

00:12:41year new us yes you said that last year this year it's gonna stick you sleeping in the same bed

00:12:46yes just sleeping sleeping plus big plus small plus it feels so much better if it was big we're

00:12:54on the road to big i promise you um okay

00:12:58lindy it's me it's me calling you um i'm not panicking but just call me back before the party okay

00:13:03it's not an emergency but it's an emergency oh so sorry sir um my uh my polyp is gone yeah

00:13:10but

00:13:11there's a hole in my heart now sounds like a case for the bard's guard so i'll be unable to

00:13:15attend

00:13:16your party this evening our loss good luck richard

00:13:41you're not jackie i'm hell don't make me raise it through i'm professor little john jackie's

00:13:48professor did she leave for break already have i missed her i hope not because i'm her ride

00:13:53jackie professor little john yeah lindy you should call me lindy oh uh hell uh professor little john is

00:14:00the reason that i'm here oh you wrote that book she loves i didn't read it no offense none taken

00:14:07jackie

00:14:07i'm so glad i caught you can we talk yeah just real quick oh you mean without me i do

00:14:14oh is it okay

00:14:15oh yeah a bit rude no offense but sure okay let's just have a okay um

00:14:23have i done something wrong professor little joe oh no no gosh no no i have i have

00:14:30i um i need to tell you something uh i loved your short story untitled on purpose that's the one

00:14:42yeah i loved it it was brilliant and the prose was incisive oh just the voice fresh distinguished rare

00:14:51one that deserves the attention of the new york literati

00:14:55i mean that that means the world to me professor little john it's almost it's almost christmas and

00:15:02you're at my door complimenting my work i oh my gosh i couldn't ask for a better okay listen to

00:15:06me

00:15:06listen to me yes you need to turn it into a novel right now now really really now mm-hmm

00:15:15um

00:15:16i guess i could get started over the break no you need to take next semester off and just write

00:15:21the whole

00:15:23semester you just want to isolate and write while it's fresh while it's here while untitled on

00:15:30purpose is coursing through you right yes i feel it okay so you need to isolate and write uh no

00:15:36distractions no internet no novels no magazines no uh nothing right nothing and just all winter long

00:15:43uh very a room of one's own right wolf it right wolf it could you do that yes well oh

00:15:49well how's dad my

00:15:50uncle flip he has a cabin back in montana that's super isolated oh well then pond isolated that's

00:15:55perfect right yes jackie yeah this has the potential to be your my rainbow starts with black no professor

00:16:05little john it it couldn't jackie i should know my goal in life is to just write one one great

00:16:14novel

00:16:15like you that's okay so we're agreed you're gonna isolate and write yes all semester all semester

00:16:22you're going to montana yes remember no magazines right no you don't want any uh just turn off the

00:16:28internet okay i will unplug completely yes okay hey merry christmas merry christmas to you too

00:17:00oh terry thank christ okay listen i have ten minutes blindsiding me with one short story

00:17:06published in the new york over the last two decades gets you one the fact that we've been friends for

00:17:10more than 20 years gets you another and the other eight belong to gillian flynn who continues to

00:17:15publish bestsellers which bought me a classic six off the park i didn't write the story it's my students

00:17:23work my ex-emotional lover long story found the fucking story in my bag and thought it was mine

00:17:30and i why would i correct him you know he sent it in oh without my knowledge on my behalf

00:17:37because he

00:17:38long story adored me and thought i was capable of writing something great again i'm taking a sabbatical

00:17:44from washu i'm headed to the gray house les and i are gonna renew our vows long story you're invited

00:17:50i know you hate him i did too but he is a good dad and i'm committed to committing to

00:17:56my marriage so i

00:17:59cannot handle this shit storm right now which is sure by the way to tarnish your reputation as well

00:18:05so if you want to keep that classic six then can you please please fix this fucking mess so i

00:18:12can

00:18:12focus on my vows and my marriage like i promised i hate you i know i hate me too thank

00:18:20you no you're

00:18:21not allowed to thank me

00:18:27i don't want to thank you no you're not allowed to thank you no you're not allowed to thank you

00:18:52you're not allowed to do this behavior tonight hilton smith is attending condescending as always

00:18:56starla and who necessary and he is a big investor you know i thought the cover was on the pool

00:19:03last

00:19:03year right you know that great you already picked up the first frame to me and i did yep it's

00:19:08locked i

00:19:08know is this another party protest no hilton is here in five starla your dress is upstairs i need

00:19:15you inside now what dress let me assess your wardrobe situation and we both agreed that the only option

00:19:20was to outsource an upgrade

00:19:22insulting insulting and what if i hate it your futures are on the line he said to me quote no

00:19:29new year

00:19:30new us without new money unquote so please just move get out of the car now goodbye starla i will

00:19:40have

00:19:40the valet physically remove you i need a minute one minute

00:19:49you need a hulk out front stat

00:20:19come on tell me what les is working on this is the cover of scientific american he tells me

00:20:25nothing else and you never ask well i have printed that same quote from you 10 times over the years

00:20:32all i'll say is first rule of fight club lynn and outdated just like scientific american

00:20:49uh vodka dry

00:20:58oh thank you

00:21:07big red has landed where's lindy i need eyes on lady tomato

00:21:12hilton give me a 20 on deep pockets double negative big red is not happy i know amazing

00:21:19style when i see it oh this is a facade oh well the facade is working i'm teetering on the

00:21:28precipice of

00:21:29being outed as a fraud which i probably deserve i'm supposed to be the supportive wife

00:21:37but uh my career going up in flames is banging around my brain that's all i can hear what does

00:21:44your husband think about that oh he has no clue he's a fraud too is that so

00:21:52welcome everyone uh every year um i say i'm going to keep it short and that this night is not

00:21:59about me

00:22:00it's about the children and tonight i'm actually going to keep that promise but you know let's be

00:22:06honest um it has to be about me first because you're all here to bid on my stuff well he's

00:22:12just

00:22:13playing the role of a charitable philanthropist but all he really cares about is his life's work first

00:22:21himself second our daughter third me last which i probably deserve well just curious what do you think

00:22:28about his life's work and a very personal little ditty about jack and diane my john cougar melancamp

00:22:36velcro wallet with my high school id still inside huh where else are you gonna get one of those i

00:22:43can't

00:22:43tell you that it's so top secret i actually have no idea what it is hold on a second my

00:22:51my top elf is

00:22:52really trying to tell me something maybe tomato on the brand with deep pockets two drinks and third on deck

00:22:56you're fucking joking are you fucking fired i'll turn on my headset

00:23:02but i can tell you

00:23:06he's brilliant don't tell him i said that yeah i mean i'm already last you know what's after last

00:23:14time how much so yeah merry christmas and happy holidays and uh hopefully that covers it all okay

00:23:26less five minutes no two one later maybe done oh everybody was up no no i'm just explaining to

00:23:33this gentleman why there's no outdoor access this holiday season so as a joke last year i put into the

00:23:39silent auction as a joke watch almighty less walk on water i thought the cover was on the pool oh

00:23:46i'm so sorry i just want to say i'm so sorry well i pay right now to see that awesome

00:23:54less

00:23:55if you can walk on water you got my money are you being serious no no oh great so i

00:24:02can still get the

00:24:03money after the conversation with your wife uh i don't know hi hilton i didn't know okay lady why

00:24:11don't you just not say anything and maybe go and get us a lot of drinks

00:24:16okay so um hilton i don't know what she said well she said that you put work first family

00:24:21third and her dead last that's out of context what kind of man are you i know i just i

00:24:26can't explain

00:24:31you never explained anything i got you again again you suck at it i do i do i do so

00:24:38just to be

00:24:39clear lindy didn't tank the deal she closed it now she's awesome workaholics they changed the world

00:24:46i'm a workaholic i should know thank you thank you so much thank you so much i want to go

00:24:51to work right

00:24:52away like the holidays yeah put on my christmas card every year yeah you really see me we both

00:24:57do oh it's you again hilton's chief scientist oh the brains and the boots the boots the boots on

00:25:04the ground what do the boots do the boots ensure that my guts are never wrong the boots are part

00:25:11of

00:25:11the deal i'm all in are you awesome less fine just just tell me i'm melting down because i bought

00:25:25the

00:25:25deal no i closed the deal i closed the deal fantastic no what do you mean no that's so great

00:25:32oh my god i was so worried no no i am saddled with one of helden's network of bio spies

00:25:38his chief

00:25:38scientist is going to come in and she's going to take credit for my work and all of this will

00:25:43have

00:25:43been for nothing i will be nothing my legacy will be nothing i shall go to the grave without a

00:25:48nobel

00:25:49you know this was my last chance at greatness god hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey come on

00:26:00you

00:26:00remember joan ryan huh yeah my nemesis at mit that's right you were convinced that the phd board was

00:26:11gonna pick her over you and you were gonna be relegated to just a footnote in the science community or

00:26:16some

00:26:16other science bad thing right but what actually happened less they chose me they chose you and

00:26:26where's joan ryan teaching at berkeley and where are you in st louis but why oh uh

00:26:36to give the finger those ungrateful pricks at monsanto and to build the menlo park of the midwest

00:26:42and how how how because i am i am a partner in my own company creating the bio agrotech that

00:26:47will

00:26:47change the world that's right yeah you're gonna change the world

00:26:52and you are i've always believed that

00:26:56even when you hated me oh

00:27:00especially when i hated you so what do i do you do what you always do

00:27:06you get back in the workshop and you figure it out that's what less little john does

00:27:13yeah right yeah right

00:27:20that's it that's it thank you thank you for being so understanding

00:27:27oh god so now i gotta get back in the workshop and let's move our renewing our vows to next

00:27:34year

00:27:34that's a fantastic idea less no i didn't what huh that's what you said right huh did i yeah

00:27:42gary and meg oh gary and meg would much prefer to go to cabo let's send them something sign my

00:27:46name

00:27:46no no no that will be so humiliating don't worry don't worry i'll tell lulu that she can just go

00:27:50skiing with her friends like she wanted so i'll see you when i see you i'll be back when i'm

00:27:53back and

00:27:54um i love you and i can't wait for new year new us next year

00:27:58wow

00:28:08is he fucking kidding me

00:28:28lindy

00:28:28i'm gonna go to vermont i'm gonna go to the gray house and i um could you could you come

00:28:47with me

00:28:48where you finished your masterpiece i'd be honored to be invited a gift beyond measure

00:28:53uh i have 10 vacation days and one personal day bank and heart emoji

00:28:59let's meet at mandy's diner at midnight heart emoji bag i'll arrive with joy in my step and a light

00:29:06in

00:29:06my heart did you love my present pardon yeah i didn't have the heart to open it so um i'll

00:29:16just

00:29:16bring it with me okay new year new you new us oh is vermont cold i get

00:29:23you new us oh is vermont cold i don't know what's going on in my heart

00:29:44everybody out in 30 minutes or hulk is going to see me smash

00:29:49iceberg ahead 30 clicks abandoned ship lady tomato about to burst hey hey hey les promised me a minute

00:29:59i'll give you 20.

00:30:18excuse me

00:30:19i thought the boots up my ass might start after the holidays martin signed the loi asap and hilton

00:30:26turned on the money hose in good faith i didn't sign i'm a partner apparently not the important one

00:30:33well now i'm inspired and i would like you to leave a genius needs his space exactly

00:30:41and i plan on being inspired throughout the holidays i know this is a difficult transition period

00:30:47i'll give you tonight but i'll give you tonight but i will be back tomorrow

00:30:52boots on the ground dr littlejohn

00:30:57boots on the ground

00:30:58walk me

00:31:10Here we go.

00:31:33Here we go.

00:31:35Mills, I don't have time.

00:31:39She what?

00:32:02You're old. Text me.

00:32:09Fuck you, too.

00:32:14Starla?

00:32:25Freezers off limits from now on until I say I need to regroup.

00:32:29Where are you going?

00:32:31I'm leaving you.

00:32:32If anyone should be leaving anyone, I should be leaving you.

00:32:35How's that?

00:32:36For trying to sabotage my career?

00:32:38Think I don't know?

00:32:39You don't think Nils would call me for comment, Lindy?

00:32:41Scientific American, not TMZ.

00:32:44I'm a hoax.

00:32:45I'm threatened by a female scientist taking credit for my work.

00:32:48You mentioned Joan.

00:32:50I'm not a misogynist.

00:32:52I'm not intentionally.

00:32:53If anything, I'm an accidental misogynist.

00:32:55And I too blame the patriarchy for that.

00:32:57I never said misogynist.

00:32:59Why would you do this?

00:33:00Why?

00:33:00You know why.

00:33:02Is it about Gary and Meg?

00:33:04This is about you.

00:33:06And our marriage.

00:33:08And breaking the promise of Step 3, a grand gesture.

00:33:11And our daughter who hates me.

00:33:14Sucking the life out of me and my promising writing career.

00:33:17Career?!

00:33:18Stop!

00:33:19It was one book in the early aughts!

00:33:22This is what you did.

00:33:23You basically, you turned in a book report on your fucked up family,

00:33:26you changed the names, you added a little bit of wry sarcasm,

00:33:29and then you called a fiction and you got lucky.

00:33:32My rainbow starts with black.

00:33:34No shit.

00:33:35My book report and the subsequent Oscar nominated film it's based on

00:33:40bought and paid for this extravagantly sad McMansion

00:33:44in this podunk red state town you forced us to move to

00:33:49so that you could try to be something other than Mr. Fucking Tomato Head.

00:33:53This is the last thing I need right now.

00:33:55Oh my god.

00:33:56I'm so sorry.

00:33:57What is it you need right now?

00:33:59I need you.

00:34:00Yeah.

00:34:00I need your support.

00:34:02This is my last chance.

00:34:04You already got your prize.

00:34:06And in case you forgot, I was by your side for every fucking sentence.

00:34:12Every book signing.

00:34:13Every interview.

00:34:14I held your purse.

00:34:16I held my tongue.

00:34:17You know?

00:34:17I was there for the ride.

00:34:18And it wasn't always pleasant.

00:34:20You know, the rollercoaster of insecurity and emotion was frankly fucking exhausting.

00:34:24I have paid that debt.

00:34:26I have been by your side for 15 years.

00:34:29You had flavor saver.

00:34:32And it was insufferable.

00:34:36Still is.

00:34:37But I didn't get my moment in the spotlight like you did.

00:34:40I didn't get my prize.

00:34:42Swing and a miss.

00:34:43How is it my fault?

00:34:46How?

00:34:47My apologies.

00:34:48Forgive me for being ambitious.

00:34:50Um, coasting by on a one hit wonder isn't enough for me.

00:34:54Maybe you don't have another hit in you.

00:34:56Huh?

00:34:56Maybe you're one and done.

00:34:58Maybe your ego just won't let you read the room.

00:35:00I would rather be blinded by my ego than paralyzed by fear.

00:35:04That's me?

00:35:04That's what you think of me?

00:35:05Yeah, because you haven't produced one goddamn sentence in 15 years.

00:35:09What kind of magic do you think you're suddenly going to find in your beloved gray house?

00:35:12Huh?

00:35:13With me by your side, like an emotional support animal, encouraging you, keeping you calm,

00:35:18because, quote, I promise we'd return there one day, unquote.

00:35:21I mean, I am through being held emotionally hostage for your creative paralysis.

00:35:28And there it is, everyone.

00:35:29Come on.

00:35:31That's our show.

00:35:32Same line every time.

00:35:41This is the top secret thing you've been working on?

00:35:44Give me that.

00:35:45Give me that.

00:35:45A Tonka truck is not going to change the world, let alone agriculture as we know it.

00:35:51You have no idea what you're talking about.

00:35:52That's what you said to every female scientist that's never had a better idea.

00:35:55You know, most men overcompensate with a big truck.

00:35:59It's nice to see yours to scale.

00:36:01No.

00:36:02Oh!

00:36:03Oh!

00:36:06Shit!

00:36:07What a gentlemen!

00:36:09Oh, fuck.

00:36:10What?

00:36:11Oh, no, Lindy.

00:36:13What?

00:36:15What?

00:36:15Oh, no, Lindy.

00:36:15Oh, shit, shit!

00:36:20Oh, shit, shit!

00:36:26Oh!

00:36:27Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!

00:36:31Oh, God. Is she dead?

00:36:38Lindy.

00:36:41Say something. Are you alive?

00:36:44Oh, you're alive!

00:36:48Fuck you! Fuck you!

00:37:07Merry Christmas. I don't want to die tonight.

00:37:28Last...

00:37:31Oh, fuck.

00:37:36What's on? What is that?

00:37:45Oh, boy. Oh, bro.

00:37:59How much did I drink last night?

00:38:02Less?

00:38:07Why would she put the plaid back up?

00:38:10God, that's my eyes.

00:38:14And my head.

00:38:18Oh, I'll try January starts today.

00:38:24Oh, wow. That really cleaned up.

00:38:32Less.

00:38:33Less.

00:38:38Who's at the door?

00:38:50No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:38:52What is this nonsense?

00:38:53This is your defense.

00:39:01No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:39:03Lindy.

00:39:04Everything is fine.

00:39:06Don't freak out.

00:39:07Oh!

00:39:11Oh!

00:39:15Oh!

00:39:17Oh! Oh!

00:39:17Oh! Oh! No!

00:39:20Okay, I'm opening up the draw house!

00:39:23Stop screaming at me!

00:39:28Ah! Oh!

00:39:31Oh! No!

00:39:32Oh!

00:39:34Oh!

00:39:35Oh!

00:39:38Oh!

00:39:40Oh!

00:39:42Oh!

00:39:45Oh!

00:39:47There you are!

00:39:49You're okay!

00:39:53I am not

00:39:55okay!

00:39:57Can you hear me? I am not okay!

00:40:05Okay!

00:40:06I am not okay!

00:40:08It works! I can hear you!

00:40:10You're too loud!

00:40:12Sorry!

00:40:13Well now I can't hear you!

00:40:15How about now?

00:40:16No, too loud!

00:40:18Now?

00:40:18No!

00:40:19Softer!

00:40:20No!

00:40:21Better!

00:40:22I hate this fucking thing!

00:40:27Can you hear me now?

00:40:29Oh!

00:40:29Say again?

00:40:30Can you hear me now?

00:40:31Yes!

00:40:32Oh!

00:40:33Sorry! Sorry!

00:40:34I'm so sorry!

00:40:35Are you okay?

00:40:36I'm fine!

00:40:37I heard that!

00:40:38God, I think we got it!

00:40:41Hi!

00:40:42What the fuck, Les?!

00:40:44Heard that too!

00:40:46Loud and clear!

00:40:47Okay!

00:40:48Mindy, I'm so sorry!

00:40:49It was an accident!

00:40:50And uh...

00:40:51I can't believe it even happened!

00:40:53I...

00:40:54But you're incredible!

00:40:55I mean...

00:40:56You're beautiful!

00:41:01Are you smiling right now?!

00:41:04No!

00:41:05No, no!

00:41:05No, of course not!

00:41:06I...

00:41:06I just...

00:41:08I...

00:41:09Just like...

00:41:10Wow!

00:41:12Wow!

00:41:13Wow!

00:41:14Wow!

00:41:14No, I apologize!

00:41:16You're my wife!

00:41:16You're not...

00:41:17Experimentally!

00:41:18I should hope so!

00:41:20Jesus!

00:41:21Oh my god!

00:41:22This is your job?!

00:41:24This how you're gonna solve world hunger?!

00:41:26You're gonna make everybody tiny so...

00:41:29So they don't what?

00:41:30Eat more?!

00:41:30I don't...

00:41:31Uh...

00:41:31Do you...

00:41:31Do you want me to answer that?

00:41:34Or...

00:41:34Explain it to me!

00:41:36Well, um...

00:41:37It's called cellular reduction.

00:41:40And um...

00:41:41It's the process of miniaturization and restoration of organic fruit and vegetables.

00:41:46And that's how I plan to solve world hunger.

00:41:50Explain how you're gonna make me big again!

00:41:52Jesus!

00:41:53I don't give a shit how it works!

00:41:55Oh, right.

00:41:55Well, I just reversed the process.

00:41:57That's the restoration part.

00:41:59Great!

00:42:01Restore me!

00:42:03Now, please!

00:42:04I can do that!

00:42:06Um...

00:42:06Uh...

00:42:06But first...

00:42:07Uh...

00:42:07A surprise!

00:42:09Meet me in the dining room!

00:42:14Merry Christmas, Lindy!

00:42:16Less!

00:42:16Do I look merry?

00:42:18Or hungry?

00:42:19Well, it's kinda hard to tell from this distance.

00:42:22Um...

00:42:22I'm not!

00:42:23Make me big again!

00:42:25Now!

00:42:25Heard that.

00:42:26Loud and clear.

00:42:28Um...

00:42:28The thing is...

00:42:29Tell me!

00:42:30You can make me big again, Less!

00:42:32I can.

00:42:32And I will.

00:42:33Um...

00:42:34The thing is...

00:42:34That it's just...

00:42:35I think it's just gonna take a day...

00:42:37Uh...

00:42:38Or two.

00:42:39Tops.

00:42:39But...

00:42:40You'll be fine.

00:42:41Everything's gonna be okay.

00:42:42You're healthy.

00:42:42I checked your vitals.

00:42:44Wait!

00:42:44I could die?!

00:42:46Tiny?!

00:42:46No!

00:42:47You...

00:42:47You're not gonna die...

00:42:49Tiny!

00:42:50You'll be safe in the dollhouse.

00:42:52Because it's...

00:42:53It's almost exactly the same as our househouse.

00:42:56Um...

00:42:57The stove works.

00:42:58The refrigerator works.

00:43:00There's food.

00:43:01The water runs.

00:43:02And...

00:43:02I shrunk a few of your favorite things to really make you feel at home home.

00:43:06Your clothes.

00:43:08From your closet.

00:43:11Um...

00:43:11And, uh...

00:43:13This...

00:43:13Curling thing.

00:43:17And...

00:43:17Your hairbrush.

00:43:19Uh...

00:43:20Cold cream.

00:43:21Looked important.

00:43:22Oh, and I remembered your coffee.

00:43:24And the coffee maker.

00:43:25Worked perfectly, right?

00:43:27Oh!

00:43:27One crucial thing.

00:43:28Um...

00:43:28The toilet.

00:43:29Uh...

00:43:30It works.

00:43:30I figured it out.

00:43:31Just don't ever look in the hall closet.

00:43:33Downstairs.

00:43:34Ever.

00:43:35You will be restored to regular size.

00:43:37Uh...

00:43:37I promise it.

00:43:38This is just temporary, Lindy.

00:43:40I am so close.

00:43:41Truly.

00:43:42Now it's so close?!

00:43:45Not a day or two tops?!

00:43:48Less?!

00:43:49You motherfuckers!

00:43:52Hey.

00:43:54Calm.

00:43:54Calm down.

00:43:57Calm fucking down!

00:44:14I want to keep you in half.

00:44:18Hey Lindy.

00:44:21I UM GONNA NEED A MINUTE!

00:44:25I don't mind if you let it off.

00:44:30He's been away.

00:44:43You can refilm the lady's cup, too.

00:44:47She's on her way, boy.

00:44:49She's gone back to her husband.

00:44:50No.

00:44:51They always do.

00:44:52Not this time.

00:44:53No, no, no.

00:44:53Because we've got plans.

00:44:55Yep.

00:44:56We've got concrete plans.

00:45:01How about a ten-day getaway to Vermont for two?

00:45:07Uber romantic.

00:45:15There are multiple reasons you could be late.

00:45:17No, I know Lindy's coming.

00:45:19Why, you may ask?

00:45:21Because our love story is woven into the fabric of time.

00:45:26Destined to be written.

00:45:28Immortalized for generations to come.

00:45:32Quiet, everybody, please.

00:45:34Quiet, please!

00:45:36Sorry.

00:45:37Oh.

00:45:38It's work.

00:45:42Hey, Martin.

00:45:44Well, I, you know, I was, I was gonna head out of town, so...

00:45:48No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:45:49Of course, of course.

00:45:50I'll just, I'll head into the, into the lab.

00:45:54Uh...

00:45:54No, I've, I've not heard from us.

00:45:58Wait, what do you mean you can't get a hold of them?

00:46:02Yeah, okay, bye.

00:46:03Does this mean your romantic getaway is canceled?

00:46:07Bart, can I be honest?

00:46:08I love your service, but I don't love the negative energy.

00:46:13Oh.

00:46:15He's suffering?

00:46:21Take those off.

00:46:22I feel like a specimen.

00:46:24And come closer.

00:46:25I don't want to keep yelling.

00:46:30Jesus, the 96?

00:46:32If there was ever a time.

00:46:34I know why you didn't tell me about your work.

00:46:37Well, I couldn't.

00:46:38It was top secret.

00:46:39I signed an ironclad NDA.

00:46:41It's bullshit.

00:46:43You didn't trust me.

00:46:45Which makes me so...

00:46:47Sad.

00:46:49Makes me so sad.

00:46:52Fuck you.

00:46:54But...

00:46:54Yeah.

00:46:59Well, I didn't exactly hide it from you either.

00:47:02What?

00:47:04Happy birthday, Lindy.

00:47:07They are so cute!

00:47:11Wait.

00:47:12And legible?

00:47:14Happy birthday, Lindy.

00:47:17They're so cute.

00:47:19Oh, and functional.

00:47:21Happy birthday, Lindy.

00:47:24How cute.

00:47:26And accurate.

00:47:28The dent from when I sideswiped the mailbox.

00:47:33Never put it together.

00:47:35You also said you didn't want to know.

00:47:39Well, you're not leaving me.

00:47:41Well, I have to go so I can fix you.

00:47:43No, no, no!

00:47:44No!

00:47:44Less!

00:47:45Take me with you.

00:47:46I'm portable.

00:47:47You'll be safer here in the dollhouse.

00:47:48I feel very not safe.

00:47:50I feel very small and like something bad could happen.

00:47:54I won't let something happen.

00:47:55Something did.

00:47:56Something else.

00:47:57Beyond the accident.

00:47:59But I have to go to the lab so I can fix you.

00:48:01Please, Les, I do not want to be alone.

00:48:03Please, I'm scared.

00:48:04Well, what if I can show you that, um, being small isn't scary?

00:48:09Oh, God.

00:48:10I've always wondered what the world would look like if I were six inches tall.

00:48:13Not me.

00:48:15I can show you.

00:48:16No, I... I don't.

00:48:18Aren't you just a little bit curious?

00:48:20I will be restored to regular size soon.

00:48:24I promise.

00:48:25Trust me.

00:48:29Okay.

00:48:31This is crazy.

00:48:33It's crazy.

00:48:33Oh!

00:48:34Oh, fuck.

00:48:39Oh!

00:48:44Oh!

00:48:45Oh!

00:49:09Yeah, I mean, everything's really big, really.

00:49:28Wow, I can only imagine how different everything looks, right?

00:49:33You see this dust ball?

00:49:37Do you think I could choke on this?

00:49:39Oh, yeah, put that down.

00:49:44Hello, Dolores.

00:49:45Yes.

00:49:45Look who it is.

00:49:47See?

00:49:48She's not that scary.

00:49:49Why is she looking at me like that?

00:49:52Oh!

00:49:52Oh, it's puffing up!

00:49:53Do you see what it's doing?

00:49:55No, no, no!

00:49:56It's trying to eat me!

00:49:57No, this is not interesting to me.

00:49:59Can you put me down, please?

00:50:01Put me down.

00:50:14It's fun, right?

00:50:16We all love a train ride.

00:50:17Woo!

00:50:18Merry Christmas, Lindy!

00:50:21Merry Christmas, Lindy!

00:50:28Merry Christmas!

00:50:30Merry Christmas, Lindy!

00:50:36Woo!

00:50:38Merry Christmas to me!

00:50:46Merry Christmas, Lindy!

00:50:49Maybe too many times around?

00:50:51I want to get off!

00:50:53I don't like it!

00:50:55Oh!

00:50:56I'm gonna be sick!

00:50:57Oh!

00:50:59Oh!

00:51:00Oh!

00:51:01Oh!

00:51:03Oh!

00:51:05Oh!

00:51:07Oh!

00:51:09Oh!

00:51:10I'm so sorry.

00:51:12I'm so incredibly sorry.

00:51:15Oh!

00:51:24Water truck ran out of shrinking gas.

00:51:26I'm going to go to the lab to refuel.

00:51:28What am I supposed to do with this?

00:51:30I thought I could crush it up and you could maybe snort it.

00:51:33I don't know.

00:51:34Um, Scarface?

00:51:35I'll just gnaw on it or something.

00:51:41How are you feeling?

00:51:43Really?

00:51:44I mean...

00:51:45I know what you mean.

00:51:47Better.

00:51:50I did always love this couch.

00:52:06When you're ready.

00:52:08Uh...

00:52:09Pour away.

00:52:13Don't be shy.

00:52:16So, this is my, uh...

00:52:20Tiny little life now?

00:52:22Temporary tiny life.

00:52:23How long again?

00:52:24A day.

00:52:26Two at the most.

00:52:26I'm so close.

00:52:27So close.

00:52:28Yeah.

00:52:29Yeah.

00:52:34Did you microwave this off the floor?

00:52:36The floor is clean.

00:52:37You're the first person to ever walk on it.

00:52:40Six inch tall Neil fucking Armstrong?

00:52:42Kind of.

00:52:51Unless you put parmesan in the potatoes.

00:52:54Potatoes a la Diane.

00:52:57With a twist.

00:52:59Who?

00:53:00Reese Witherspoon from Legally Blonde.

00:53:02She's gonna play me in the movie.

00:53:04She's gonna play the sister character.

00:53:06I still don't know who that is.

00:53:07Walt?

00:53:08She's blonde, wears pink, goes to Harvard.

00:53:11That's a stretch.

00:53:12What?

00:53:13I am blonde.

00:53:14Les said that we could be twins.

00:53:16I'm sure he's just being kind.

00:53:18No, no, I think with the bright hair and makeup, you know Hollywood, I mean...

00:53:21It's beyond me why they're even adapting a book into a film.

00:53:24Because it sold a million copies, because it won the Pulitzer.

00:53:28Hollywood must be out of ideas.

00:53:31You're not excited?

00:53:32Laura Dern is playing the mother.

00:53:34I adore Laura Dern.

00:53:36But I question her judgment.

00:53:38The book wasn't well received.

00:53:39I repeated one Pulitzer.

00:53:41The Guardian dubbed it literary popcorn and added, that does not a Pulitzer make.

00:53:45Their words.

00:53:46Which she memorized and repeat constantly.

00:53:49I can barely show my face at Wine Club Wednesday without Carol turning her nose up at me as if

00:53:55I were the devil incarnate.

00:53:57Walt?

00:53:57Your mother needs your Wine Club Wednesdays.

00:54:00That's not a stretch.

00:54:01Mom.

00:54:02It's fiction.

00:54:03Carol didn't see a character.

00:54:05Carol saw me, and the me in your book is a monster.

00:54:09It's a comedy.

00:54:10It's a dark comedy.

00:54:11A coming of age story about a woman who felt abandoned and silenced by a monster of a mother character.

00:54:20You try being a single mother of two young girls whose husband walked out one day without a word.

00:54:28Walked out or was driven away?

00:54:29Jim abandoned me.

00:54:30No.

00:54:31He stopped being married to you.

00:54:34He abandoned me.

00:54:36Me too.

00:54:37And he's still the hero.

00:54:39I tried my best.

00:54:42Walt?

00:54:42If I may, Walt.

00:54:44Diane, have you tried the potatoes?

00:54:46I call them potatoes a la Diane.

00:54:49With a twist.

00:54:50Is the twist a turn of the knife?

00:54:52It's Parmesan cheese.

00:54:53Try it.

00:55:00It's too rich, but absolutely divine.

00:55:03Just like you.

00:55:09Walt.

00:55:11I think we should visit the arch tomorrow.

00:55:13I hear it's dreadful.

00:55:16Yes.

00:55:17Yes.

00:55:17No, I don't get the arch.

00:55:19It's like an arch for what?

00:55:21It's the gateway to the west.

00:55:23Huh?

00:55:24I think it's great.

00:55:25I can barely show my face on wine club Wednesdays.

00:55:30Hollywood has run out of ideas.

00:55:32I think Laura Dern is a very generous casting.

00:55:34I have to say hello.

00:55:40What's going on?

00:55:41Do you want to have sex?

00:55:42Oh, yes.

00:55:43Yes, please.

00:55:43Will you hear?

00:55:45We'll be quiet.

00:55:46We'll be fine.

00:55:47Alright, you're set to high volume.

00:55:50Watch.

00:55:51Watch.

00:55:54Okay.

00:55:55Alright.

00:55:55Okay.

00:55:55Good.

00:56:07Good bill.

00:56:09Good bill.

00:56:10You wouldn't exist again.

00:56:12What are you finding?

00:56:13Would you be breaking out?

00:56:20Oh, thank you for defending me.

00:56:21Okay.

00:56:26Jesus, whoa.

00:56:27Can we help you?

00:56:29Obviously this isn't the washroom.

00:56:31It's down the hall with the light on.

00:56:33The one with the toilet.

00:56:34I can see the light.

00:56:41He's trying to escape.

00:56:45We're to the arch.

00:56:48Oh my God.

00:56:51Fuck it.

00:56:51Okay, okay.

00:56:53Maybe I can't be quiet.

00:56:55I don't think you can.

00:56:58Hey.

00:57:03I'm not really like her though, right?

00:57:05My mother, I'm not like Diane, am I?

00:57:09Does that make me Walt?

00:57:12Seriously?

00:57:13Seriously?

00:57:14Seriously?

00:57:16No, fuck no.

00:57:18Because she's-

00:57:19No, she's unbelievable.

00:57:20Yeah.

00:57:20Not in a good way.

00:57:24It's going to be okay.

00:57:26It's only a few days.

00:57:31Only a few days.

00:57:38It's only a few days.

00:58:10What?

00:58:15It can't be right.

00:58:18Okay, I'm coming in.

00:58:19I'm coming in.

00:58:19Now.

00:58:20Now.

00:58:21Now-ish.

00:58:41There's a few days.

00:58:45Maku.

00:58:49I'm coming in.

00:58:50Stay!

00:59:05Ow, fuck!

00:59:07You fuzzy fucker!

00:59:08Meow!

00:59:10Meow!

00:59:16Meow!

00:59:19Meow!

00:59:20Stop!

00:59:22Stop it, you're fine!

00:59:24You feel bad enough already.

00:59:29I mean, she's safe, right?

00:59:42Hey!

00:59:44Hey!

00:59:47Yes, Richard? What is it?

00:59:49Oh, you seem upset.

00:59:51No, Richard, I'm fine, I'm fine.

00:59:53You know, I sometimes come in my car to cry too when I need a release, so...

00:59:58I get where you're at.

01:00:00Okay, right, is that all?

01:00:02Now you've got me worried.

01:00:03Is everything all right at home?

01:00:04You know, with your wife, Lindy's her name, right?

01:00:06Yes, Richard, she's fine.

01:00:08Good, good.

01:00:09Yeah.

01:00:10She's just, uh, keeping busy over the holidays.

01:00:13Yes, Richard, she's at home, writing.

01:00:15She's keeping busy.

01:00:16She's writing, writing, that's wonderful.

01:00:19That's wonderful.

01:00:20Richard!

01:00:21Get your butt inside!

01:00:22I'm sorry you used profanity, I'm upset.

01:00:28I'll see you later.

01:00:39Ah.

01:00:40Les...

01:00:41Les?

01:00:42Ah!

01:00:44Oh!

01:00:45Oh.

01:00:47Oh.

01:00:47That is a toy.

01:00:51Oh.

01:00:53He left me?

01:00:56Right, right.

01:00:58Oh.

01:01:00Oh.

01:01:01Oh.

01:01:01to trust him. I cannot spiral. Huh? Oh. Yeah. Why not? Okay, that's it. That's a good space colon.

01:01:15Colon? Colonel. Colonel. Space colonel. Next stop, Uranus. I couldn't. Fuck, I'm already spiraling.

01:01:28You made me believe you were so close, so I believed you. Yes, and you should believe me.

01:01:33That's our deal. There is mathematical truth in stating I am so close. So what does so close

01:01:39mean to you in this context today? I can't put an actual number on it. I don't know.

01:01:46What? What have you done? What have I done? Martin, I didn't want to say you have one job.

01:01:53Contract is for 30 days. That's insane. Well, you said that you were close.

01:01:5930 days? Well, it will work. I mean, the math says it will and math is never wrong, so.

01:02:07Now you have 30 days. No, no, no. We have 30 days. Oh, now it's we.

01:02:11What does it say exactly? What does the small print say exactly? It says that we have 30 days

01:02:16to prove that the restoration formula works. Uh-huh. Or the patent on our tech. On my tech,

01:02:23thank you. Reverge to Hilton. Uh-huh. And Hilton sues you. Sues us. For fraud. And you go

01:02:30to jail. To jail? Well, can he do that? He can. And after 30 days, it goes. The tech,

01:02:37the lab, the Bob's gone. But, but, okay, so how do I make, uh, how do I, how do I

01:02:48make

01:02:48things big again? Because I, I have to make things big again. Well, after 30 days, you can't.

01:02:58I mean, can he actually do this? Yes, he can. It says it right here. Oh, less. How bad is

01:03:09this?

01:03:12Okay. I'm not even going to ask about the cap.

01:03:36Um, hey, I, I, I got you something for Christmas. Oh, I, I, I didn't get you anything.

01:03:43Hey. Oh, that's, that's okay. Oh, I didn't want you. Like what Shakespeare used to write with.

01:03:50You know I like Shakespeare? Oh, everybody knows you like Shakespeare.

01:03:54Bars guard. Well, you talk about it a lot. Um, you, you seem a little bit down.

01:04:02No, I'm, um, just tired. Yeah. I was waiting up last night for someone, someone special.

01:04:10You know, and it's just, you know. Oh, Merry, Merry Christmas, Richard.

01:04:16Oh, thank you, Janet. This is a very thoughtful gift, so.

01:04:25Thy returneth to thine grind.

01:04:37Okay. Buddy?

01:04:40Hey, remember, over here.

01:04:49Oh.

01:04:51Right. Okay.

01:04:55Oh, that's good.

01:04:57Okay.

01:05:02Oh, come on.

01:05:07Okay.

01:05:08Oh, my God.

01:05:17Guide.

01:05:22Oh, a classic.

01:05:25Gum.

01:05:30Volume.

01:05:33We're never turning this off.

01:05:34Okay, sacks.

01:05:38So.

01:05:40We've got popcorn.

01:05:43But no candy.

01:05:48Less.

01:05:49That's just for me.

01:05:59Richard, I need everyone at the top of their game today.

01:06:01It's a big day.

01:06:02It could be the day.

01:06:03Needs to be the day.

01:06:04Or two.

01:06:06At the most.

01:06:11Here are my thoughts.

01:06:12Thoughts.

01:06:15Adjust the last line on the Maxwell stress tensor to B sub j.

01:06:19Minus one half times the quantity of epsilon naught.

01:06:23Times E squared plus B squared over mu naught.

01:06:27Thoughts complete.

01:06:28Bob.

01:06:30Implement his thoughts.

01:06:36B sub j minus one half times the quantity of epsilon naught.

01:06:41Times E squared plus B squared over mu naught.

01:06:45Complete.

01:06:47Carl, implement his thoughts.

01:07:00Cookies.

01:07:13Cookies.

01:07:29Let's make history.

01:08:14Let's make history.

01:08:17A great attempt in the name of science.

01:08:19Richard?

01:08:20Bob the explainer?

01:08:23Nominal success.

01:08:24Subject expanded to regular size for 2.1 seconds.

01:08:28Same as previous attempt.

01:08:30Result, molecular disequilibrium.

01:08:33Eraser Bob, see medic.

01:08:34Bring in Fred.

01:08:36Clean up an aisle everywhere.

01:08:38Richard?

01:08:39Waiting on analysis to proceed.

01:08:41We'll adjust based on your thoughts.

01:08:43Go again.

01:08:45No, you won't.

01:08:46If this is your definition of close, we have a big problem.

01:08:50You working in a bubble with your staff and your secrets ends today.

01:08:55Moving forward, everything that happens in this lab will be authorized by me.

01:08:59No.

01:09:00No, no, no, no.

01:09:02Um, this is not how we work here.

01:09:05We are making history.

01:09:06Okay?

01:09:07That corn was regular size.

01:09:10It's incredible.

01:09:11As a scientist, how can you not see that?

01:09:13Reports, equipment, results.

01:09:15Any spending whatsoever, everything you use must be logged up to and including packets

01:09:20of instant oatmeal in the break room.

01:09:22Can I explain my fiber deficiencies?

01:09:24Okay, everybody, everybody.

01:09:25This is Virginia.

01:09:26Vivian.

01:09:27Vivian.

01:09:27I don't know her last name, but she's new here, and she doesn't know how things work.

01:09:31And, Bob, you don't need to worry about your oatmeal.

01:09:33Okay?

01:09:33Can we just talk about this?

01:09:36Martin, you know exactly how much money this science circus is hemorrhaging.

01:09:40I don't care about the money.

01:09:41Of course you don't.

01:09:43You spent seven years and several hundred thousand dollars designing your logo.

01:09:48I had to open the books.

01:09:50Well, it had to be perfect.

01:09:51What?

01:09:52Irresponsible and deeply sad.

01:09:54Dr. Littlejohn, it's no longer your money.

01:09:56It's Hilton Smith's money.

01:09:57This is his lab now, and I run Hilton's lab.

01:10:00Ergo, I run this lab.

01:10:02This is unacceptable, and it's ridiculous, and do something.

01:10:08Okay, no we, no we, just me.

01:10:10I want to talk to Hilton right now.

01:10:13Well, good luck reaching him.

01:10:15He's spending the holidays piloting an experimental submersible off the coast of Guam.

01:10:20Guam?

01:10:21Guam?

01:10:22What?

01:10:23Shut it down.

01:10:24We'll try again tomorrow.

01:10:26Together.

01:10:27These ladders are an OSHA violation.

01:10:30You're an OSHA violation.

01:10:33Dear hairy Jesus.

01:10:35And I hope Hilton gets crushed into ketchup by 400 atmospheres of pressure.

01:10:4029 days.

01:10:41Not helpful.

01:10:42Not the point.

01:10:51What have I done?

01:11:21Oh, it's my phone.

01:11:25Oh, my phone.

01:11:26Oh, oh.

01:11:30Come here, come here, come here.

01:11:32What?

01:11:33What?

01:11:43No!

01:11:45No!

01:11:49No!

01:11:51No!

01:11:53No!

01:12:04Fuck, did you just say something?

01:12:12Am I losing my mind?

01:12:19I can see me in you.

01:12:22I can see me in you.

01:12:25Do you know?

01:12:27What?

01:12:28Ah!

01:12:29What is that?

01:12:30Oh!

01:12:32Oh!

01:12:33Oh!

01:12:33Oh, fuck.

01:12:34Oh!

01:12:36Oh!

01:12:38Oh!

01:12:40Oh!

01:12:45Oh!

01:12:46Oh!

01:12:47Ah!

01:12:48Ah!

01:12:52Jesus.

01:12:54Fuck!

01:12:55God damn it!

01:12:56Let's!

01:12:58For fuck's sake.

01:13:01Ah!

01:13:02Ah!

01:13:03God!

01:13:04Dang it!

01:13:06Oh!

01:13:07Oh!

01:13:08Oh!

01:13:08Oh, my God.

01:13:49Oh

01:14:19Oh

01:14:20Oh

01:14:39Oh

01:14:40Oh

01:14:42Oh

01:14:43Oh

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