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00:00:05so i'm flying the space shuttle for the second time and this guy passes out
00:00:10all right it's about that time so are you kissing anybody at midnight
00:00:21yeah him hi
00:00:23six five four three two one
00:00:55you have a cute scar it's just my birthmark do you want me to stop to me now
00:01:03i don't want you to stop
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00:01:35Ah, I was so drunk last night. I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:44I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:52Happy New Year.
00:01:53Sam, it's me. Hey, find me the girl from last night. I don't care how, just do it.
00:01:59I will find you.
00:02:05Maximus, can you get married already? Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend. I need grandkids. I need
00:02:14you to...
00:02:14Message received, Mom. I need to go now. I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:27Seven years. Why can't I ever find you? And why do you still haunt me?
00:02:40Still thinking about that girl? Boss, it's been years.
00:02:47I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:49Your vest, sir.
00:02:51Uh, but first, we found your fake Christmas wife. She's waiting in the coffee shop. Blonde hair, red top. And,
00:02:57sir, make sure you use an alias. We can't have her know you the Harrison Group CEO or she'll jack
00:03:02up the price.
00:03:02Good. Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:08Hi. One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:11And one hot chocolate.
00:03:14I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy. Now, Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy
00:03:21anymore.
00:03:23Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend. It's just for Christmas.
00:03:26But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy? Where's my real one?
00:03:37Uh, I'll tell you when you're older. Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:49Daddy!
00:03:50Oh!
00:03:51Whoa!
00:03:58Daddy!
00:03:59No! I'm sorry. I'm not your dad.
00:04:03No, I know you're my daddy just as handsome as I thought.
00:04:06Oh.
00:04:07Mommy, hurry! Your fake Christmas husband has arrived!
00:04:17I asked the agency for an average-looking guy. He's gorgeous.
00:04:28Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:31She's waiting in the coffee shop. Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:34You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:37So, you're my new Christmas wife?
00:04:40See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:04:43Hi, my name's Hyper. What's your name?
00:04:45Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:48Max, Aurelius.
00:04:49Eva.
00:04:50I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:55I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:04:57I guess mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:05:01So, per hour agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:07$1,000 an hour?
00:05:08Well, yeah.
00:05:10It's $500 a day.
00:05:12Is that enough?
00:05:14That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:15Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:17That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:19You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:21Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:24Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown, and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:29And then my family will get off my back, so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:35So she's getting pressure from her folks, too.
00:05:38Fine.
00:05:39But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:44Okay.
00:05:45Deal.
00:05:48Ready to go get married?
00:06:03Oh, clean up nice.
00:06:05This is my wedding day, after all.
00:06:08Pictures.
00:06:08Pictures.
00:06:17Gaga, you're supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:40Okay.
00:06:42Okay.
00:06:43Well, I think we got it.
00:06:44I need some photos of us together, too.
00:06:48To prove to my parents that I'm actually married and have a happy family.
00:06:52Yeah.
00:06:53Of course.
00:07:03Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:05From my family to you.
00:07:15Bad news, boss.
00:07:16The agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife bailed last minute.
00:07:20Wait, she bailed?
00:07:22Then who is...
00:07:25Who is she?
00:07:28Whatever.
00:07:29It doesn't matter.
00:07:31I've got what I need.
00:07:34Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:36I already found someone.
00:07:37I already found someone.
00:07:42Okay.
00:07:43Okay.
00:07:43Well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:45Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:47Christmas shopping?
00:07:48I should come.
00:07:50Look, if you want me to be the husband in this fake-it-to-your-family plan,
00:07:54I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:07:56It will make it more believable.
00:08:01Fine.
00:08:02Yeah, fine.
00:08:03Okay.
00:08:03You can come.
00:08:11Let's go.
00:08:12Which mall are we going to?
00:08:13Um, let's go to that one.
00:08:16Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:08:21Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:08:23What the actual fuck?
00:08:24What the fuck?
00:08:28Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:33Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:08:40She does kind of look like him.
00:08:45So when we give these gifts to my parents, we will say they're from you.
00:08:50Here, let me get this.
00:08:53I'm gonna love you, Max.
00:08:56Also, I was, uh, thinking that since we're married, we should probably kiss once or twice.
00:09:06In front of them.
00:09:06Okay.
00:09:08Should we use our tongues or-
00:09:10No, no, definitely not.
00:09:12And absolutely no-
00:09:13Sex?
00:09:14Yes.
00:09:16Strictly business.
00:09:18Anything physical outside of that is not happening.
00:09:21What?
00:09:23Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:26I just don't want Piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:32Let's go.
00:09:39Here.
00:09:40What are you doing?
00:09:41I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:09:45Well, I'm not your woman, and this isn't a real relationship, and I don't want your money.
00:09:52Attention shoppers, all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:5550% off pies?
00:09:56Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:09:58Twelve pumpkin pies, did I hear this right?
00:10:00They're the best kind.
00:10:01Hurry up and go, go.
00:10:02What are you standing here for?
00:10:05Hello there.
00:10:06Hi.
00:10:07You ready?
00:10:07Yes, yeah, just these things.
00:10:09Okay, great.
00:10:10We have a holiday special today.
00:10:12Spend $500, get 10% off, and you are just short $15 if you want to take advantage of the
00:10:18deal.
00:10:18Oh, great, yeah.
00:10:20What do you have that's just $15?
00:10:21Oh, can you get a move on?
00:10:24I just got here, relax.
00:10:27Yeah, yeah.
00:10:30Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:32Okay, thank you.
00:10:34Hurry up and pay.
00:10:38I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:40You can wait your turn.
00:10:46Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her.
00:10:54Oh, wait, wait, wait, not the pies, not the pies.
00:10:56Okay, let me just set those on top.
00:11:03Hi, guys.
00:11:05I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:11:11Of quarters.
00:11:12Thank you so much.
00:11:13Of course.
00:11:14I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:16She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:18Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:11:20Just to give it away.
00:11:21Yeah.
00:11:22Merry Christmas.
00:11:24Merry Christmas.
00:11:29What?
00:11:30Do you do that often?
00:11:32As often as I can.
00:11:37We should go.
00:11:38We gotta pick up paper.
00:11:43Watch out.
00:12:03You done feeling me up?
00:12:06Shut up.
00:12:06Oh, sorry.
00:12:07I was just in character, wifey.
00:12:09Well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:12:15You done feeling me up?
00:12:16And don't be late.
00:12:27And don't be late.
00:12:29Harrison Group?
00:12:30Do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:33Sorta.
00:12:34Not that I'm judging.
00:12:36I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:12:41Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:12:44I think that's respectful.
00:12:46Can we pick another company?
00:12:48No.
00:12:49Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:51And they'll find it impressive.
00:12:52My cousin's husband works for them too.
00:12:54So, it's perfect.
00:12:59Oh, and, uh, wear something nice for Christmas dinner?
00:13:03Don't worry.
00:13:04Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:13:06I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:09Too much.
00:13:30Let's go, Sam.
00:13:32It's time to check out the new HQ site.
00:13:34Hold on, you're covered in water and you have a hair on your shoulder and it's not yours.
00:13:39It's my daughter's.
00:13:41Rogers.
00:13:43Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:14:00Hey!
00:14:01There they are!
00:14:02Hey!
00:14:03There they are!
00:14:03Nice to meet him!
00:14:05Aw!
00:14:06How about that?
00:14:06Glad you made it.
00:14:08Aw!
00:14:08We missed you.
00:14:09So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:14He's coming.
00:14:15Please don't tell me Maximus failed.
00:14:17Good, good, good.
00:14:19So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:23When's he arriving?
00:14:24Oh, it's a good day.
00:14:25It's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:14:29Poor thing.
00:14:30Not surprising.
00:14:31I mean, she's 30.
00:14:33Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:36Plus, a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:42This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:46Auntie Pamela, Debbie, my dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:51We're only worried about you.
00:14:53All these years without a husband.
00:14:55Zip it, Pamela.
00:14:57You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:15:00And look what happened.
00:15:01She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:15:05I'm not alone.
00:15:07And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:13He's a manager.
00:15:15Manager?
00:15:16Of what?
00:15:17Trash.
00:15:19Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:24You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:27Actually...
00:15:29He's right here.
00:15:32Oh, wow.
00:15:35Wow.
00:15:36He is really good looking.
00:15:39Must be AI.
00:15:40Mm-hmm.
00:15:41Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:44Fake.
00:15:45That's enough.
00:15:46She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:48Show some respect.
00:15:50Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William?
00:15:55And you turned him down?
00:15:57Well, guess what?
00:15:58William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:16:01Makes 500 grand a year.
00:16:04That's half a million.
00:16:06Half a million.
00:16:07Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:11And speak of the devil.
00:16:16Willie, you made it.
00:16:28There you are.
00:16:30Oh, look at you now.
00:16:33Living the dream.
00:16:34Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:36Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:16:42So married, huh?
00:16:44Is it serious?
00:16:46That's what marriage is.
00:16:48It's pretty serious.
00:16:50Wow.
00:16:51You must have rushed to tithing out, huh?
00:16:53Makes sense, though.
00:16:55You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:16:58Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:17:00A bullet dodged, Willie.
00:17:03Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:06That's right.
00:17:08Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:12Women love a man in red.
00:17:14That sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:17:17When I sit on my lap.
00:17:19Don't touch me.
00:17:20Oh, so entitled.
00:17:23Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:26And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:31I mean, look at that car.
00:17:33Did your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:36Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:39Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:17:44I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:17:52My mom would never marry.
00:17:54She already has us and he's gonna kick your butt.
00:18:00Is that so?
00:18:01Well then, where is he?
00:18:04Because I don't see him.
00:18:06Does anyone see him?
00:18:09No.
00:18:10Just like I thought.
00:18:12Telling lies just like mommy.
00:18:15That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:17And let me show you what happens to naughty children.
00:18:23Hey.
00:18:24Mommy.
00:18:25Hi.
00:18:25Are you okay?
00:18:26She is.
00:18:27Oh, my God.
00:18:29I'm gonna take her in and get her packed up, okay?
00:18:31Come on now.
00:18:32Let's go.
00:18:34What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:36How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter!
00:18:40Let me go!
00:18:41Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:47Let me go!
00:19:02Touch my wife again and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:19:09Max, you came.
00:19:11Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:14Where's Piper?
00:19:16William Hitter.
00:19:18Mom, death, take her inside.
00:19:20Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:19:22Well, well, well.
00:19:24If it isn't a waste manager I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:28That's right.
00:19:30Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:34Oh.
00:19:35Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:36It's an honor to meet you.
00:19:38I'm Max.
00:19:39Eva told us all about you.
00:19:40From New York.
00:19:41Polite.
00:19:42Handsome.
00:19:43Just like she said.
00:19:45Wow.
00:19:46He was an AI.
00:19:48See?
00:19:49He's real.
00:19:50And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:19:53Son of a bitch.
00:19:55You just ruined my suit.
00:19:56And watch the way that you drive that...
00:19:58That pristine automobile.
00:20:01That car?
00:20:02Oh, my God.
00:20:03That's worth more than a house.
00:20:06That car?
00:20:07It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:11Wait.
00:20:13Are you?
00:20:18Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:21And that's all he needs to know.
00:20:23I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:20:25You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:27You stole it!
00:20:28That car belongs to the CEO of my company.
00:20:31Jesus!
00:20:32How did he get away with it?
00:20:33That's what I want to know.
00:20:35Enough! Please!
00:20:38I trust my daughter.
00:20:40She would never marry a queen.
00:20:44Max?
00:20:44Be honest with me.
00:20:46Where did that car come from?
00:20:48How much do you want for it?
00:20:50I'll pay you more money than you'd make at three light times.
00:20:54Sir?
00:20:55You need a breath, man.
00:20:59Hey, that's it! I'm calling the cops!
00:21:01Oh, way ahead of you.
00:21:03Wait.
00:21:04What?
00:21:05Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:08Oh, well.
00:21:10Too late.
00:21:16Listen, hon.
00:21:17I believe you.
00:21:19But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:23Mr. Smith, don't worry. It's my car.
00:21:26Okay? It's not stolen.
00:21:27Yeah? If it's yours, then prove it.
00:21:31Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:21:33Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:21:35Okay.
00:21:36I'll prove that it's mine.
00:21:37But then you have to get lost.
00:21:39And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:21:42Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:44Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:21:47Loser!
00:21:47Say one more word, and I'll give him a real reason to take me in.
00:21:52Jesus. Maybe he is a crime boss.
00:21:55It's kind of sexy, though.
00:21:58Here.
00:22:00Title and proof of ownership.
00:22:09Mr. Harrison?
00:22:13Mr. Harrison?
00:22:17Mr. Harrison?
00:22:19Just leave me alone.
00:22:22Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:22:23Now get the fuck out of here.
00:22:25Before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:22:27Yes, sir. I'm so sorry, sir.
00:22:31Please, please, please.
00:22:31Please, please.
00:22:42Oh, that William, what a jerk, huh?
00:22:47You fooled me.
00:22:48What can I say?
00:22:49Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:22:53Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:55Oh, come on, Ada. We were just looking out for you.
00:22:59Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:23:01You know my youngest son is graduating.
00:23:03Soon.
00:23:04Do you think that you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:23:07A job at the Harrison Group even in the mail room would open doors.
00:23:12We are family, aren't we?
00:23:14Family takes care of each other.
00:23:18If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone else.
00:23:22Abigail, come on. Talk to her for us.
00:23:25Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:23:28Yeah.
00:23:29I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:23:32My daughter is just far too busy for your best life.
00:23:36My new son-in-law.
00:23:38Come on, guys. Let's go in.
00:23:39Welcome to the family.
00:23:44Welcome.
00:23:45This is your fault, Pam.
00:23:51You can't tell the difference between A.I. and reality.
00:23:55It ain't my fault.
00:23:56You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William.
00:24:09Hey, how do you have that car?
00:24:11And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:13And how do you...
00:24:14I told you. I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:24:17I have a friend in high places.
00:24:19A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:23Yes.
00:24:25It's the season of giving.
00:24:26He knows people.
00:24:28Has connections.
00:24:29He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:24:32You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:24:33And you best not forget it, capiche?
00:24:36Oh, my God. Just don't blow your cover.
00:24:39Dad! Mom!
00:24:41Thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:24:44Oh, honey.
00:24:45We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking.
00:24:51I think they get it, huh?
00:24:55Uh, how's Piper?
00:24:57Oh, she's fine.
00:24:58One of you guys just gets settled in and we will go check on her.
00:25:01And if your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:25:06Great.
00:25:07See you in a bit.
00:25:08Joey?
00:25:09What are you doing?
00:25:12Okay.
00:25:14Hey, was that not a, uh, breach of contract?
00:25:20Relax.
00:25:21It was just a hug.
00:25:23Ugh.
00:25:25We just got here and I'm already exhausted.
00:25:28You'll be okay.
00:25:29It's just one week.
00:25:30Kill me now.
00:25:31Well, they would, but I need to get paid.
00:25:38What are you doing?
00:25:41That's weird.
00:25:42They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago.
00:25:45I don't know. Something just falls off.
00:25:47That's ridiculous.
00:25:49I mean, what do you want to go do?
00:25:51Make out a promise to prove it?
00:25:55Later.
00:25:58Let's go.
00:26:03Here we go.
00:26:05Ooh.
00:26:06Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:26:08Everything looks amazing and happy holidays.
00:26:10To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:26:13Oh.
00:26:15Welcome.
00:26:16Cheers.
00:26:16Thank you, Ms. Smith.
00:26:18Looks great.
00:26:19Oh, just call me mom, honey.
00:26:21I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:26:25But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:29Mmm.
00:26:30Oh, no.
00:26:31Mom's testing him.
00:26:32She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:26:34You mean to tell me you two are married and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:40Ow.
00:26:41Eva, sweetie.
00:26:43Kicking my foot.
00:26:44Oh, sorry, mom.
00:26:46Oh, jeez.
00:26:47It's not long.
00:26:48Look at you.
00:26:49It's okay.
00:26:50Look, mom, of course he knows it.
00:26:52I would like to hear Max say it.
00:26:59Um.
00:27:07Twelve pumpkin pies.
00:27:08Did I hear this right?
00:27:09They're the best kind.
00:27:11Well, of course.
00:27:13It's pumpkin pie.
00:27:15See?
00:27:16Are you happy now?
00:27:17That's good, but something still falls off.
00:27:20Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:27:23We had a whirlwind romance and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other.
00:27:28But our marriage is real.
00:27:30I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:27:34Uh-huh.
00:27:35Now those are quality.
00:27:38Okay, well, then answer this.
00:27:41Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:45Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:49I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:27:52Well, um, it's...
00:27:54Silly face. Dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:27:58Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:28:00Silly face?
00:28:01Silly face.
00:28:03I am not paying extra for this.
00:28:05Consider it a Christmas.
00:28:07That's lousers.
00:28:09That's nice.
00:28:11You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:13Well, believe it or not, Miss Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:28:17And I'm not just talking about William.
00:28:19I'll drink to that.
00:28:21I agree with you there.
00:28:23So, come on, guys. Let's see.
00:28:28Let's see.
00:28:31Let's see.
00:28:32Let's see.
00:28:34Let's see.
00:28:37Let's see.
00:28:38Let's see.
00:28:38And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:28:40I have another room set up for Piper.
00:28:43Nice and festive for you.
00:28:45No complications.
00:28:47Sorry, honey.
00:28:49Uh, mom, you know what?
00:28:50I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:28:52Oh, honey.
00:28:53Newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:28:56Oh, I just remembered.
00:28:58The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:29:00Something about water conservation.
00:29:02That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:29:0415 minutes?
00:29:07Honey, it's no big deal.
00:29:08Just shower together.
00:29:10Shower together?
00:29:14Just shower together.
00:29:16Okay, you guys. Have a good night, okay?
00:29:22You hurt.
00:29:44Whoa!
00:29:45Why are you stripping?
00:29:48Well, I can't take a shower with my clothes on.
00:29:50Come on, we're wasting time. You have 15 minutes.
00:29:53Nice try. I am not showering with you.
00:29:55Alright, suit yourself.
00:29:57More room for me in there.
00:29:58Not if I meet you there first.
00:30:16Come on, Max.
00:30:18Get out of the way.
00:30:20You agreed, nothing physical.
00:30:22You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:30:24Relax.
00:30:24I won't touch you.
00:30:27Unless you say you want me to.
00:30:30But that'll cost extra.
00:30:41In your dreams.
00:30:44Free to join me.
00:30:53In your dreams.
00:31:00Free to join me.
00:31:04You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not gonna have any shower or water left.
00:31:08You wish.
00:31:09Why don't you give in?
00:31:11Pray you'll fall for me.
00:31:14It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:31:16Oh yeah?
00:31:17True.
00:31:30Holy shit.
00:31:34Um...
00:31:35This is...
00:31:35This is gonna be harder than I thought.
00:31:39I'll say.
00:31:40What happened to all that cool guy caught dance?
00:31:43Still think you can resist?
00:31:46Oh baby.
00:31:47I don't think I want to.
00:31:54I actually shouldn't.
00:31:58Or maybe we should.
00:31:59God.
00:32:00God.
00:32:01You're such a good kisser.
00:32:03Why does this feel so...
00:32:06familiar?
00:32:11Oh.
00:32:12Much so.
00:32:14Exactly.
00:32:22Max, we cannot do this.
00:32:25What?
00:32:25I didn't mean to cross any...
00:32:27It's not you, Max.
00:32:28It's us.
00:32:29It's this.
00:32:30This is all an act.
00:32:31Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:32:34You're right.
00:32:36I'm sorry.
00:32:38You just need to be sorry.
00:32:39You just...
00:32:48That birthmark.
00:32:53What is that?
00:32:56It's him.
00:32:57It's him.
00:32:57The man from New Years.
00:32:58Is he...
00:32:59Piper's father?
00:33:04Why are you acting?
00:33:07Oh my god.
00:33:09Max is Piper's father.
00:33:11Are you okay?
00:33:12Yeah.
00:33:14I just...
00:33:15I just got lightheaded.
00:33:17I think I just need a few more minutes.
00:33:19Alone.
00:33:21Of course.
00:33:25We have a daughter together.
00:33:27Oh my god.
00:33:28What do I do?
00:33:35I'm gonna sleep on the floor.
00:33:37You can take the bed.
00:33:39Thanks.
00:33:41Hey.
00:33:43Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:45Look, fake marriage aside,
00:33:47I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:33:49So if there's something you need,
00:33:51I can help.
00:33:52I wanna help.
00:33:54He's Piper's father.
00:33:55He has a right to know.
00:33:58Um...
00:33:59Max...
00:34:01How would you feel if you found out you had a kid?
00:34:07A child?
00:34:10No, no, no.
00:34:10That's...
00:34:11That's impossible.
00:34:12I'm...
00:34:12Very...
00:34:13Careful.
00:34:14Mostly.
00:34:17I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around.
00:34:19Family to me is a big commitment.
00:34:22And...
00:34:22I don't want any loose ends.
00:34:24You know?
00:34:26Right.
00:34:27He wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:34:30I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:34:32Why do you ask?
00:34:34No reason.
00:34:35Just...
00:34:36Just curious.
00:34:37I feel like you're going somewhere with this.
00:34:41What?
00:34:42No.
00:34:43No.
00:34:43Well then...
00:34:44Can I ask you a question?
00:34:47Shoot.
00:34:52Where did you get these?
00:34:54And how did you know my exact size?
00:34:56I did not get those.
00:34:58I don't know where those came from.
00:35:00Are you sure?
00:35:01You're just not trying to break the contract.
00:35:05Oh my God.
00:35:07Oh my God.
00:35:07Oh my God.
00:35:09Oh my God.
00:35:20Jonas.
00:35:21The Truth is...
00:35:23Is that I...
00:35:26Go.
00:35:27Go.
00:35:28Just a second.
00:35:29Come in!
00:35:31Hey, Helen.
00:35:44Oh, sorry for interrupting, but Piper is asking for a bedtime story before I tuck her in.
00:35:50You think you could take this one, Dad? We're kind of in the middle of something.
00:35:53I can see that.
00:35:55Well, why don't I read it to her? I mean, if you don't mind.
00:36:00Well, that a boy. You know what? Just put a shirt on. I'm going to go get her.
00:36:05Piper! Here comes Grandpa!
00:36:07up he sprang to his sleigh to his team gave a whistle and away they all flew like the down
00:36:15of
00:36:15a thistle but i heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight merry christmas to all and to all
00:36:24a good night
00:36:27if piper knew he was her real dad she'd be over the moon
00:36:32good night piper
00:36:37is her dad still around yeah but he doesn't know it because you're her dad
00:36:43uh no that man has no idea what the treasure he's missing out on
00:36:52do you really think so from the bottom of my heart
00:36:57maybe i should tell him he deserves to know
00:37:06max
00:37:11you're piper's father
00:37:19i'll tell you when the time's right
00:37:44where's piper
00:37:47she must have snuck off while we were asleep
00:38:05god he said she could kiss her
00:38:15just gonna kiss and run
00:38:18i don't mind watching
00:38:36good morning you two love bugs how was your stay at chateau smith good morning miss smith it was uh
00:38:44it was great wonderful well it's about to get even better
00:38:50oh no
00:38:51what is that sardines and saltines it's a smith family classic it was my gram gram's favorite during wartime don't
00:38:59be shy go ahead and grab a handful
00:39:03max you don't have to no no it's okay it's a smith family staple
00:39:17a smith family staple
00:39:18i think it's alright
00:39:25i think with my RPM
00:39:27i think it was always good
00:39:27good
00:39:29good
00:39:29good
00:39:30good
00:39:30good
00:39:31scrunchies
00:39:32well you two better get dressed you got to go see aunt miranda
00:39:38could i um could i have some water please that means there's no escaping aunt miranda and her
00:39:43brood this year what's the deal with them every year aunt miranda bullies piper and i
00:39:48says piper's a fatherless brat and i'm hey don't worry i'll protect you and piper
00:39:58better have sam on standby tonight just in case well looks like it's time to get dressed up then
00:40:16wait that earring wait that earring you like it i was so bummed when i lost the matching one years
00:40:25ago did you lose it seven years ago i don't really remember the details but luckily i was
00:40:32able to find a new pair right that's just a common earring anyone could have it maybe i'm reading
00:40:39too much into it she can't be the woman from seven years ago
00:40:45so ava and piper still aren't here but derrick said that ava got married
00:40:52what kind of man could she possibly have landed an aging single mom slim pickings i heard he's in
00:41:01waste management that explains it she's probably too embarrassed to show up oh please miranda
00:41:08ava is your niece oh come on grandpa everyone knows eva had a kid with a random one night stand
00:41:15her track record speaks for itself exactly not like my sierra married to a legal advisor for harrison group
00:41:25oh they're here merry christmas everybody
00:41:33merry christmas everybody
00:41:35merry christmas
00:41:37you must be grandpa harold i am i'm eva's husband max pleasure to meet you welcome
00:41:43you're eva's husband but you're gorgeous
00:41:50but what does he have to miss you
00:41:52look at you two you look like you just stepped out of a movie
00:41:55merry christmas grandpa
00:41:58this is for max and i
00:42:00oh my goodness thank you eva
00:42:02let me grab that for you daddy
00:42:05oops oh my bad
00:42:07oh a homemade gift how thrifty not all gifts are about the price tag mommy's right you mean all
00:42:15high you will not lay a hand on my daughter you will lose yours
00:42:23oh i think you broke my wrist look what you just did to my mother
00:42:28my husband is harrison group's top legal advisor he could ruin your life
00:42:45what are you are you okay i'm fine i'm just wet huh yeah it's okay it's okay
00:42:53what are you
00:42:56don't you dare disrespect my husband did you just slap me next time it'll be a closed fist
00:43:02you're a fucking psycho
00:43:04you know what sierra i can take your little insults but leave my family out of this
00:43:10her family
00:43:12she means me
00:43:18you okay honey
00:43:19do i look okay to you dumbass do something
00:43:23you don't know who you're messing with
00:43:24i've got the full weight of the harrison group behind me
00:43:27oh wow i'm sure the ceo would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people
00:43:33like you'd have any idea how a ceo thinks
00:43:36let's call him
00:43:37i'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side
00:43:40please who do you think you are
00:43:43enough
00:43:46there will be no arguing during christmas
00:43:48fine dad
00:43:50let it go nathan
00:43:52they're just jealous
00:43:55for grandpa's sake i'll let you off easy
00:43:57i think you owe nathan a thank you
00:44:01i think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you
00:44:05do you want me to get the other cheek
00:44:06all right that's enough
00:44:07everyone come inside and sit down
00:44:30is this a joke
00:44:33can you please pass me some food
00:44:35hold it
00:44:35who said you could eat anything else
00:44:37my husband and i paid for this feast
00:44:44my husband and i paid for this feast
00:44:47king crab fresh from alaska
00:44:50and grass-fed wagyu
00:44:52three times the price
00:44:54fifty times the flavor
00:44:56and you don't get a single bite
00:44:58it's just petty
00:44:59maybe so
00:45:01but gourmet food
00:45:02isn't meant for bottom feeders
00:45:05fine
00:45:05then we won't stay and eat with you
00:45:08come on let's go
00:45:09no no
00:45:10don't you dare
00:45:12leave our family dinner
00:45:13grandpa i'm sorry
00:45:15but they're treating us like
00:45:17i know dear
00:45:18i just want to have our family together
00:45:20fine
00:45:21we'll let the strays sit and eat with us
00:45:24they're strays and a bitch
00:45:26what was that
00:45:30i just want to have our family together
00:45:33fine
00:45:34we'll stay
00:45:35can i have a little nibble
00:45:38it's okay sweetie
00:45:39we'll get something
00:45:40right after
00:45:41like drive-thru
00:45:42i hope you enjoy food poisoning
00:45:45that will be a particularly memorable christmas present
00:45:50no spray
00:45:51you hit my child
00:45:57you're fucking crazy
00:45:58well if you teach her some manners
00:46:00maybe i wouldn't have to
00:46:05don't worry baby
00:46:06i'll handle it
00:46:10don't worry baby
00:46:11i'll handle it
00:46:15piper
00:46:16sweetie
00:46:17are you ready to try the best food
00:46:19you've ever had in your life
00:46:23okay sweetheart
00:46:24give me two minutes
00:46:25and one phone call
00:46:26as if you have a chef on speed dial
00:46:29actually i do
00:46:32he's such a liar
00:46:33this ought to be hilarious
00:46:34oh
00:46:35it will be
00:46:38Sam
00:46:40yeah send the troops
00:46:41and bring that king crab from antarctica
00:46:44i'm already on my way
00:46:49bring that king crab from antarctica
00:46:51i'm already on my way
00:46:54you hear this guy
00:46:55he wants the best king crab in the world
00:46:58from antarctica
00:47:00now i get why you married him eva
00:47:03his silly delusions are just adorable
00:47:05x
00:47:06what are you doing
00:47:08don't worry about it sweetheart
00:47:09santa's already on his way
00:47:10actually
00:47:11five
00:47:13four
00:47:14three
00:47:15two
00:47:17one
00:47:20a helicopter
00:47:28there's no way
00:47:34how did you pull this off
00:47:36Sam is like family
00:47:37i thought i'd introduce you to
00:47:39thanks boss
00:47:41boss
00:47:41eva's always been genuine with me
00:47:44maybe it's time she knew who i really am
00:47:46eva i think it's time you actually know the truth
00:47:51i'm maximus harrison
00:47:53you're
00:47:54the ceo
00:47:55of harrison group
00:48:00come on
00:48:02you can stop kidding around
00:48:04if you were the ceo
00:48:05why would you be here
00:48:06pretending to be my husband
00:48:08no i actually am the ceo
00:48:10come on
00:48:11you can stop the charade
00:48:12okay this is just another favor from that bigwig friend isn't it
00:48:15eva
00:48:16i'm not pretending
00:48:19mr harrison
00:48:20the antarctic king crab
00:48:21as you requested
00:48:31how is this possible this loser brings antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef
00:48:40who are you
00:48:42i told you
00:48:43i'm eva's husband
00:48:44that chef called him mr harrison
00:48:47wait no hold on
00:48:50you're the actual ceo of the harrison group
00:48:55you're worth more than some whole countries
00:48:58some of the small ones
00:49:00i mean you know that
00:49:02you work for me
00:49:03oh god
00:49:04i insulted my own boss
00:49:06i'm finished
00:49:12oh god
00:49:13i insulted my own boss
00:49:15i'm finished
00:49:16didn't think max would commit this hard
00:49:19pretending to be ceo is a hell of a move
00:49:21worth every penny i'm paying him
00:49:23for tonight
00:49:23your fee stands
00:49:25and with that
00:49:27your career
00:49:28you're fired
00:49:29you're fired?
00:49:30sam
00:49:34are you fired?
00:49:36god
00:49:37i can't be fired
00:49:39what?
00:49:41mr harrison please
00:49:42you can have as much crab as you want
00:49:44please
00:49:45mr harrison
00:49:45i'll do anything
00:49:46guys
00:49:48take out the trash
00:49:54and you
00:49:55oh me?
00:49:58mr harrison
00:49:59come on
00:49:59that was a christmas joke
00:50:01a family tradition
00:50:03yeah well
00:50:03there's a new family tradition
00:50:05sam
00:50:10will you do me the honors?
00:50:13glassy
00:50:17merry christmas
00:50:18father do something
00:50:23well you kind of deserve that
00:50:26i'm leaving
00:50:35come on sweetie
00:50:37daddy had this crap line just for you
00:50:39eat as much as you want
00:50:41yes
00:50:41daddy
00:50:45i am so sorry i ruined your christmas
00:50:47i just couldn't take them treating you like that
00:50:49honestly
00:50:51this is the best christmas i've ever had
00:50:53well if you want we can have many more
00:50:55just like this
00:50:57does he really mean that?
00:50:59or is he just playing the part?
00:51:01i can't tell
00:51:02and that terrifies me
00:51:08merry christmas mr harrison
00:51:10i brought you a gift
00:51:11here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl
00:51:14oh
00:51:20this is wonderful
00:51:22sam i have a granddaughter
00:51:25tell me everything
00:51:27miss eva smith
00:51:28single mother
00:51:28small town gal
00:51:30didn't finish high school
00:51:31currently works in retail
00:51:32oh maximus i thought i raised you better
00:51:36a high school dropout
00:51:37in the harrison family
00:51:41not a chance
00:51:45she is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:51:48maximus seems to like her
00:51:50silence
00:51:50get me the address where she works
00:51:53it's happy heels on broadway
00:51:54that's nice
00:51:56we own that one
00:51:57good work
00:51:59but take off that stupid hat
00:52:11thanks
00:52:11so your dad insisted
00:52:13that i try this wine that he's been saving for 20 years
00:52:18sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law
00:52:20and how about you
00:52:25me
00:52:25yeah
00:52:28are you happy with your new husband
00:52:38eva
00:52:44that birthmark
00:52:45family to me is a big commitment
00:52:48and
00:52:49i don't want any loose ends
00:52:50you know
00:52:52maximus there's so much we don't know
00:52:54so much we're not telling each other
00:52:56uh
00:52:58no feelings
00:52:59no complications
00:53:00that's what we agreed upon
00:53:01yeah i didn't sign a contract
00:53:04max
00:53:04yeah i guess you're right
00:53:08it's cold
00:53:10maybe i'll go grab some more firewood
00:53:13max
00:53:15i need to tell you something
00:53:19something important
00:53:20what's gotten into her
00:53:23is she hiding something
00:53:24is this the part where you tell me there's no santa
00:53:28i haven't been completely honest with you
00:53:32piper is
00:53:36piper is
00:53:37mommy daddy my hand hurts
00:53:40sweetie
00:53:41oh my gosh
00:53:42i'm swollen
00:53:43must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier
00:53:46listen you stay here with daddy
00:53:47mommy's gonna go get a first date kit okay
00:53:51come on piper
00:53:55okay let me see
00:53:59i promise
00:54:00i won't let anyone
00:54:02hurt you or mommy again
00:54:03but that's not true
00:54:05daddy you're leaving after christmas aren't you
00:54:08uh
00:54:09daddy
00:54:10no
00:54:11well
00:54:18don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:54:23well maybe i don't have to leave
00:54:27well maybe i don't have to leave
00:54:29really please stay daddy
00:54:35you think it was scar
00:54:40i wouldn't worry about it
00:54:42scars make you look like a badass
00:54:44i have one too
00:54:46dad
00:54:48i got that when i was about your age
00:54:49some punk came at me with a switchblade
00:54:53really no way
00:54:54no
00:54:55it was actually a cactus
00:54:57but it's still cool
00:55:00i have something like that on the back of my neck
00:55:06piper
00:55:06how long have you had that
00:55:08my mom said i had that when i was born
00:55:15and how old are you
00:55:16six
00:55:18six
00:55:18that one night stand was about seven years ago
00:55:21okay i found the first date kit
00:55:24ivor are you sure we haven't met before
00:55:29what do i even say
00:55:30and how do i explain it's a piper
00:55:33sorry honey this man's your dad
00:55:34and he didn't know you existed until now
00:55:36um
00:55:38yeah
00:55:39can i see your hands sweetie
00:55:42eva
00:55:47okay look
00:55:51piper is
00:55:57go on
00:56:05that must be an emergency
00:56:07excuse me
00:56:09sorry
00:56:09i'll take this
00:56:17mommy are you okay
00:56:18yeah
00:56:21mommy's just realizing she's a coward
00:56:23i don't even have the guts to tell the truth
00:56:28why haven't you picked up my calls
00:56:31i'm telling you max
00:56:33that woman is manipulating you
00:56:35she's a high school dropout
00:56:37doesn't even have a decent job
00:56:39and she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:56:41i'm eva's husband
00:56:43max
00:56:43that man has no idea
00:56:45what the treasure
00:56:48he's missing out on
00:56:52i'm sorry max
00:56:53you can't know piper's your daughter
00:56:55your mother would take her away
00:56:56after christmas
00:56:58it's over
00:57:01eva
00:57:02maximus
00:57:03are you even listening to me
00:57:05no mom mom
00:57:06listen
00:57:07i'm sorry
00:57:08okay
00:57:08eva's my wife
00:57:09and i've made up my mind
00:57:10i'm not leaving her
00:57:16eva
00:57:20thank you
00:57:21i'm not leaving her
00:57:22haha
00:57:24did you
00:57:24aww thank you
00:57:26aww
00:57:26this is for you grandma
00:57:32oh wow
00:57:34that's so cool
00:57:35did you know
00:57:35uh derrick this is from
00:57:38eva and i
00:57:39aww thank you so much
00:57:41just
00:57:42thanks god
00:57:42glad you're here
00:57:45got it
00:57:46oh
00:57:46wow
00:57:47damn these are nice
00:57:49grandpa
00:57:51language
00:57:51little ears
00:57:57piper
00:57:58do you want to go see your present
00:57:59it's in the other room by the train set
00:58:01here i'll do it
00:58:02remember the song we sang
00:58:04ready ready
00:58:05grandma got run over by a reindeer
00:58:07what we got guys
00:58:08walking home from our house
00:58:10christmas eve
00:58:14you never told me
00:58:18have we met before
00:58:24have we met before
00:58:27she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:58:32i don't know what you're getting at
00:58:35eva i have the same birthmark as piper
00:58:46i don't know what you're talking about
00:58:47lots of people have birthmarks
00:58:48they're very common
00:58:49i feel so awful
00:58:51but i can't lose my child
00:58:53no matter how i feel about him
00:58:57maybe
00:59:00are you okay
00:59:03are the clogs a bad idea
00:59:06i know
00:59:07i'm fine
00:59:09um
00:59:11oh
00:59:12i almost forgot
00:59:15i got you this
00:59:16you got me a gift too
00:59:18tis the season
00:59:20open it
00:59:34gloves
00:59:36did you make these
00:59:38yeah
00:59:39i know this is a fake marriage
00:59:41but
00:59:41that's christmas
00:59:43you've already done so much for me
00:59:45i just want to do a little something for you
00:59:49how do they feel
00:59:50warm right
00:59:51yeah
00:59:53warm
00:59:55soft
00:59:59perfect
01:00:03thank you eva
01:00:05i've never gotten anything this meaningful before
01:00:09really
01:00:11yeah my mom
01:00:12she partied all the time
01:00:13and
01:00:14i got gifts
01:00:15plenty of them
01:00:16but
01:00:17i don't think she ever bought one herself
01:00:21nothing
01:00:22personal
01:00:23well you deserve it
01:00:26you're a good guy
01:00:28and
01:00:28someday you'll
01:00:30find
01:00:31someone special
01:00:32to
01:00:32spend all your christmases
01:00:35what if that day's today
01:00:40what if i already found someone special
01:00:44right here
01:01:09max
01:01:11we can't
01:01:13if you want me to stop
01:01:14you better tell me right now
01:01:21what do you mean
01:01:21i don't want you to stop
01:01:29no matter how many years pass
01:01:31i still
01:01:32i still can't resist him
01:02:00come on
01:02:03Piper?
01:02:12Piper?
01:02:15She can't see us.
01:02:34Eva?
01:02:38Grandma, I'm up here!
01:02:52That was way too close.
01:02:54Yeah. We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:03:01Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:03:05Can I still unwrap my present?
01:03:10You still haven't given me mine.
01:03:16Let me give it to you.
01:03:55You're just calling me this morning!
01:03:57What is that away from you?
01:04:00Why are you phone rings?
01:04:01Hello?
01:04:01Hello, Eva Smith.
01:04:04I'm Max's mother.
01:04:05Name your price.
01:04:06What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:04:10What?
01:04:10We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:04:14Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.
01:04:18My son will find a better wife
01:04:20and a better mother for his child.
01:04:22Piper is my daughter,
01:04:24and no amount of money you offer
01:04:25could ever make me give her up.
01:04:26So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own,
01:04:29but I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:04:34Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:04:40You okay?
01:04:44Look, we made it through Christmas,
01:04:48so I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:04:52What are you talking about?
01:04:54It's over.
01:04:55It's not that hard to understand.
01:05:00Eva, wait.
01:05:04What, so last night meant nothing to you?
01:05:11Oh, Max?
01:05:12It's not real.
01:05:13None of it was real.
01:05:15So, it's just a goodbye?
01:05:19Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:05:22Look.
01:05:24Last night...
01:05:27I let my guard down.
01:05:28But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:05:31And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:05:34Just tell me what you need.
01:05:36I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband,
01:05:39a good father.
01:05:41Just say the word.
01:05:47You don't get it.
01:05:50You don't get it.
01:05:52You don't get it.
01:05:57I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:06:04I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:06:21Are we here?
01:06:23Yes.
01:06:25As much as I don't want us to be, we're back.
01:06:31Piper.
01:06:32Piper.
01:06:32Sweetie, wake up.
01:06:33We're home.
01:06:38How can she just walk away?
01:06:47Don't forget, you have to meet my mom.
01:06:49It's part of the agreement, too.
01:06:51Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:54You promise.
01:06:56Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:06:58Can you do this for me, please?
01:07:02All right, fine.
01:07:03When?
01:07:05Two days.
01:07:07I'll come pick you up.
01:07:08No need.
01:07:09Just send me the address on me, either.
01:07:16I know you and mommy thought,
01:07:19but she still really likes you.
01:07:22So don't give up, okay, daddy?
01:07:24Thank you, sweetie.
01:07:25If there's one thing you should know about your daddy,
01:07:28I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:44I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:46I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:47Is that tonight?
01:07:50Eva is meeting my mother today.
01:07:52Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:07:54Boss?
01:07:56Boss?
01:08:00Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:08:03I need to go win back my family.
01:08:06Family?
01:08:07Boss, you okay?
01:08:09Never better.
01:08:11Go get her, Max.
01:08:16Give it your best smile.
01:08:18Ah, there he is.
01:08:21Maximus, darling.
01:08:22I have some prospects for you.
01:08:25Nice high society girls from the city.
01:08:30Oh.
01:08:33I told you.
01:08:34I already found the woman I love.
01:08:42Maximus, stop this.
01:08:44That evil woman is scamming you, son.
01:08:48Tell me what kind of woman you want
01:08:50and I'll find you another.
01:08:51You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:08:55No, I'm not.
01:08:57Oh?
01:08:58I work in waste management
01:09:00and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:09:03I'm Eva's husband
01:09:04and I'm a father.
01:09:07What?
01:09:21Oh, that's her.
01:09:23The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:09:27Hi.
01:09:28Welcome in.
01:09:29Can I help you find something?
01:09:31I want to try those.
01:09:35Awesome, I'll get them for you right away.
01:09:38Are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:09:44No, no, no.
01:09:46I know what I want.
01:09:47Size seven.
01:09:50Oh, baby, can't even walk,
01:09:52but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:09:54Come on.
01:09:55She wants the white shoes.
01:10:01Ignore her.
01:10:02She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:10:04Here, let me help you.
01:10:05Come on.
01:10:10She seems kind.
01:10:17I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:10:19She's just doing her job.
01:10:22How do they feel?
01:10:24Well, I love the style,
01:10:26but it's too small.
01:10:27I think I need a size up.
01:10:30Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:10:34Right away.
01:10:36I'll be right back.
01:10:37She's not only kind.
01:10:38She's patient.
01:10:40Was I wrong about her?
01:10:56Are you gluing heel back on it?
01:11:00Well, who gives a shit?
01:11:02She can't walk.
01:11:05That's just pure evil.
01:11:10Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:11:13She's in a wheelchair.
01:11:15Who cares?
01:11:16It's the last pair.
01:11:17I get paid commission.
01:11:24I'm not doing that, Vanessa.
01:11:27See?
01:11:29This is your whole problem.
01:11:32This is why you'll always be broke.
01:11:35I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:11:38I'm not selling her joke.
01:11:41She has to deal with people like this?
01:11:44People who insult her all day?
01:11:47I'm your manager.
01:11:52Sell the old bitty the shoes
01:11:54or you're fired.
01:12:02Did I stutter?
01:12:07You don't have to fire me.
01:12:11I quit.
01:12:17I don't work here anymore.
01:12:20Listen, don't buy the shoes.
01:12:22They're broken.
01:12:24Spend your heart and money elsewhere, okay?
01:12:25You're a good person after all.
01:12:29Looks like I misjudged you.
01:12:31I'm sorry?
01:12:34Why are you still here, Eva?
01:12:37Get out.
01:12:43You're not disabled?
01:12:45Selling a broken heel
01:12:46to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:12:49Absolutely shameful.
01:12:51Who are you?
01:12:52I am the chairwoman
01:12:54of the Harrison Group
01:12:57and the owner of this store.
01:12:59You're Eleanor Harrison,
01:13:02mother of the CEO?
01:13:03I am.
01:13:05And you, my dear,
01:13:06are fired.
01:13:08What do I do?
01:13:12You are a good person.
01:13:15From now on,
01:13:16this store is yours to run.
01:13:20Are you serious?
01:13:24That's right.
01:13:26Don't be nervous, child.
01:13:29You are professional,
01:13:31responsible,
01:13:32far better than that two-bit manager.
01:13:37You, out.
01:13:40I'll leave.
01:13:43I'm leaving.
01:13:47I, I, I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:13:51No, don't worry.
01:13:53You're getting a promotion.
01:13:55You deserve it, my dear.
01:14:00First assignment?
01:14:02I want that row
01:14:03and that row
01:14:05and the entire display case.
01:14:08Pack it all up
01:14:09and bring it to my house.
01:14:11Okay.
01:14:14Once we're home,
01:14:16I'll tell her
01:14:17I'm her mother-in-law.
01:14:18I can't wait
01:14:19to finally meet
01:14:20my granddaughter.
01:14:27She's the mother of CEO.
01:14:29Of course she lives like this.
01:14:40Mrs. Harrison?
01:14:42I'm here with your delivery.
01:14:46Max?
01:14:48Eva?
01:14:49What are you doing here?
01:14:52I, uh...
01:14:53There you are, Eva!
01:14:56Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:14:59My new daughter-in-law.
01:15:02What are you...
01:15:06It means you really are
01:15:08the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:15:11Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:15:13Stop!
01:15:15And you?
01:15:16You lied to me at the store!
01:15:19You were both just testing me?
01:15:21Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:15:23I'm sorry, Eva.
01:15:24Eva, I thought you might be using my son
01:15:26just after his money.
01:15:28But I was wrong.
01:15:30Eva, please.
01:15:30I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:15:33Not every working-class girl
01:15:34is after your money.
01:15:36How could you think that of me?
01:15:38It's not like that, dear.
01:15:40Eva, what are you talking about?
01:15:42Mom!
01:15:43What did you do?
01:15:45I was just trying to get
01:15:46the two of you back together.
01:15:47We're not together.
01:15:49And I can't love something
01:15:51that was never real.
01:15:55I made a horrible mistake.
01:15:59What are you waiting for, son?
01:16:00Go after her!
01:16:05Eva.
01:16:06Let me go!
01:16:07I swear, it's not what you think.
01:16:09We come from two completely different worlds.
01:16:11Stop pretending like you care!
01:16:12I'm not pretending!
01:16:13Okay, I can't fake what we have.
01:16:15And everything I've done for you
01:16:17and Piper,
01:16:18this is real.
01:16:23Touch my wife again
01:16:24and I will snap every finger
01:16:26that you've got.
01:16:27Max, you came.
01:16:29God, you weren't driving me
01:16:30fucking insane.
01:16:32Yeah.
01:16:33I'll do whatever it takes
01:16:34to be a good husband,
01:16:36a good father.
01:16:37Just say the word.
01:16:41See?
01:16:44Stop fighting.
01:16:47We belong together.
01:16:49You're wrong.
01:16:51Wrong about what?
01:16:53That you care?
01:16:54Or we belong together?
01:16:56Look, I already told you.
01:16:58We're from two completely
01:16:59different worlds.
01:17:00Now, I held up my end of the deal
01:17:01and I met your mother,
01:17:02like we discussed.
01:17:04I want a fake divorce
01:17:05from my fake cousin.
01:17:09Eva!
01:17:15I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:17:17Walking away
01:17:18is the only choice I have.
01:17:25Ow!
01:17:27Are you okay, Mommy?
01:17:30Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine.
01:17:32Come here.
01:17:38Come here.
01:17:40No, you're not fine.
01:17:42You're sad.
01:17:43Oh.
01:17:45I'm okay, sweetie.
01:17:48I miss Daddy, too.
01:17:53I want Max to be my real daddy.
01:17:58Don't you want to be with him?
01:18:01Love bug.
01:18:03You're right.
01:18:04What am I doing?
01:18:05Running like a coward?
01:18:09I've always taught you
01:18:09to be brave.
01:18:11Now it's time for Mommy
01:18:13to be brave, too.
01:18:15I believe in you.
01:18:16What are you gonna do, Mommy?
01:18:18I know exactly what to say to him.
01:18:23Maximus deserves to know
01:18:26Piper is his daughter.
01:18:33Enough sulking.
01:18:35Go get your wife
01:18:36and my grandbaby back.
01:18:38Don't you think I want to?
01:18:41She doesn't want me.
01:18:42I didn't raise you to give up.
01:18:44Your daughter is still out there.
01:18:46You can't abandon her.
01:18:48Mom, you don't get it.
01:18:49I made a deal with Eva
01:18:51to play my wife.
01:18:52And Piper, she was
01:18:54an added bonus.
01:18:56What are you talking about?
01:18:58I already ran a DNA test.
01:19:01Piper is your daughter.
01:19:04What?
01:19:05See for yourself.
01:19:12I was right.
01:19:13Seven years ago.
01:19:15New years, that woman was evil.
01:19:27Eva!
01:19:30Hey!
01:19:31Daddy!
01:19:34Daddy!
01:19:35Piper!
01:19:38I've missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:19:46You came back.
01:19:51I, uh...
01:19:52Don't forget to be bright, Mommy.
01:20:01I, uh...
01:20:02I was scared.
01:20:03But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:20:06Because what we have is real
01:20:08and it's worth fighting for.
01:20:11Sweetheart, I have
01:20:12something to tell you.
01:20:14I have something to tell you, too.
01:20:18Piper is your daughter.
01:20:20You knew.
01:20:22My sweet granddaughter.
01:20:24Yeah, Mom.
01:20:25Oh.
01:20:28Well, I just found out for sure
01:20:29a few minutes ago,
01:20:30but you've known this whole time?
01:20:32I was scared.
01:20:33Okay, I didn't know
01:20:34if you were going to take her from me.
01:20:36I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:20:39How could you not know how I felt?
01:20:52I love you, Eva.
01:20:56I love you, too.
01:20:58I promise
01:20:59for the rest of my life
01:21:00I'm going to make it up to you.
01:21:03As long as we're together,
01:21:05it doesn't matter where we are.
01:21:16Will you marry me, Eva?
01:21:19For real this time?
01:21:20Yeah, yes.
01:21:22Yes, of course, I'll marry you.
01:21:28Yes, of course, I'll marry you.
01:21:36Looks like you're stuck with me
01:21:38the next Christmas
01:21:38and the Christmas after that
01:21:40and forever.
01:21:43I wouldn't have it any other way.
01:21:50Who's that?
01:22:03Looks like I have to take out the trash
01:22:05again.
01:22:09No?
01:22:10Not funny?
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