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00:00:05so i'm flying the space shuttle for the second time and this guy passes out
00:00:10all right it's about that time so are you kissing anybody at midnight
00:00:21yeah him hi
00:00:23six five four three two one
00:00:55you have a cute scar it's just my birthmark do you want me to stop to me now
00:01:03i don't want you to stop
00:01:13you
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00:01:35Ah, I was so drunk last night. I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:44I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:52Happy New Year.
00:01:53Sam, it's me. Hey, find me the girl from last night. I don't care how, just do it.
00:01:59I will find you.
00:02:05Maximus, can you get married already? Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend. I need grandkids. I need
00:02:14you to...
00:02:14Message received, Mom. I need to go now. I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:27Seven years. Why can't I ever find you? And why do you still haunt me?
00:02:40Still thinking about that girl? Boss, it's been years.
00:02:47I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:49Your vest, sir.
00:02:51Uh, but first, we found your fake Christmas wife. She's waiting in the coffee shop. Blonde hair, red top. And,
00:02:57sir, make sure you use an alias. We can't have her know you the Harrison Group CEO or she'll jack
00:03:02up the price.
00:03:02Good. Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:08Hi. One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:11And one hot chocolate.
00:03:14I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy. Now, Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy
00:03:21anymore.
00:03:23Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend. It's just for Christmas.
00:03:26But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy? Where's my real one?
00:03:37Uh, I'll tell you when you're older. Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:49Daddy!
00:03:50Oh!
00:03:51Whoa!
00:03:58Daddy!
00:03:59No! I'm sorry. I'm not your dad.
00:04:03No, I know you're my daddy just as handsome as I thought.
00:04:06Oh.
00:04:07Mommy, hurry! Your fake Christmas husband has arrived!
00:04:17I asked the agency for an average-looking guy. He's gorgeous.
00:04:28Why does she feel so familiar?
00:04:31She's waiting in the coffee shop. Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:34You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:37So, you're my new Christmas wife?
00:04:40See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:04:43Hi, my name's Hyper. What's your name?
00:04:45Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:48Max, Aurelius.
00:04:49Eva.
00:04:50I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:55I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:04:57I guess mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:05:01So, per hour agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:07$1,000 an hour?
00:05:08Well, yeah.
00:05:10It's $500 a day.
00:05:12Is that enough?
00:05:14That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:15Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:17That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:19You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:21Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:24Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown, and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:29And then my family will get off my back, so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:35So she's getting pressure from her folks, too.
00:05:38Fine.
00:05:39But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:44Okay.
00:05:45Deal.
00:05:48Ready to go get married?
00:06:03Oh, clean up nice.
00:06:05This is my wedding day, after all.
00:06:08Pictures.
00:06:08Pictures.
00:06:17Gaga, you're supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:40Okay.
00:06:42Okay.
00:06:43Well, I think we got it.
00:06:44I need some photos of us together, too.
00:06:48To prove to my parents that I'm actually married and have a happy family.
00:06:52Yeah.
00:06:53Of course.
00:07:03Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:05From my family to you.
00:07:15Bad news, boss.
00:07:16The agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife bailed last minute.
00:07:20Wait, she bailed?
00:07:22Then who is...
00:07:25Who is she?
00:07:28Whatever.
00:07:29It doesn't matter.
00:07:31I've got what I need.
00:07:34Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:36I already found someone.
00:07:37I already found someone.
00:07:42Okay.
00:07:43Okay.
00:07:43Well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:45Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:47Christmas shopping?
00:07:48I should come.
00:07:50Look, if you want me to be the husband in this fake-it-to-your-family plan,
00:07:54I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:07:56It will make it more believable.
00:08:01Fine.
00:08:02Yeah, fine.
00:08:03Okay.
00:08:03You can come.
00:08:11Let's go.
00:08:12Which mall are we going to?
00:08:13Um, let's go to that one.
00:08:16Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:08:21Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:08:23What the actual fuck?
00:08:24What the fuck?
00:08:28Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:33Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:08:40She does kind of look like him.
00:08:45So when we give these gifts to my parents, we will say they're from you.
00:08:50Here, let me get this.
00:08:53I'm gonna love you, Max.
00:08:56Also, I was, uh, thinking that since we're married, we should probably kiss once or twice.
00:09:06In front of them.
00:09:06Okay.
00:09:08Should we use our tongues or-
00:09:10No, no, definitely not.
00:09:12And absolutely no-
00:09:13Sex?
00:09:14Yes.
00:09:16Strictly business.
00:09:18Anything physical outside of that is not happening.
00:09:21What?
00:09:23Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:26I just don't want Piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:32Let's go.
00:09:39Here.
00:09:40What are you doing?
00:09:41I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:09:45Well, I'm not your woman, and this isn't a real relationship, and I don't want your money.
00:09:52Attention shoppers, all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:5550% off pies?
00:09:56Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:09:58Twelve pumpkin pies, did I hear this right?
00:10:00They're the best kind.
00:10:01Hurry up and go, go.
00:10:02What are you standing here for?
00:10:05Hello there.
00:10:06Hi.
00:10:07You ready?
00:10:07Yes, yeah, just these things.
00:10:09Okay, great.
00:10:10We have a holiday special today.
00:10:12Spend $500, get 10% off, and you are just short $15 if you want to take advantage of the
00:10:18deal.
00:10:18Oh, great, yeah.
00:10:20What do you have that's just $15?
00:10:21Oh, can you get a move on?
00:10:24I just got here, relax.
00:10:27Yeah, yeah.
00:10:30Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:32Okay, thank you.
00:10:34Hurry up and pay.
00:10:38I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:40You can wait your turn.
00:10:46Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her.
00:10:48All right.
00:10:49Let's go.
00:10:50Anyway, I'll keep on working with you.
00:10:54Wait, wait, wait, wait, not the pie.
00:10:56Not the pie.
00:11:03Hi guys.
00:11:05I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:11:08Oh, thank you.
00:11:11And quarters.
00:11:12Thank you so much.
00:11:13Of course.
00:11:14I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:16She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:18Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:11:20Just to give it away.
00:11:22Merry Christmas.
00:11:23Merry Christmas.
00:11:29What?
00:11:30Do you do that often?
00:11:32As often as I can.
00:11:37We should go.
00:11:39We gotta pick up paper.
00:11:43Watch out.
00:12:03You done feeling me up?
00:12:06Shut up.
00:12:07Sorry, I was just in character, wifey.
00:12:09Well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:12:12Christmas.
00:12:16And don't be late.
00:12:29Harrison Group?
00:12:30Do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:33Sort of.
00:12:34Not that I'm judging.
00:12:36I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:12:41Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:12:44I think that's respectful.
00:12:47Can we pick another company?
00:12:48No.
00:12:49Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:51And they'll find it impressive.
00:12:52My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:12:54So, it's perfect.
00:12:56Perfect.
00:12:59Oh, and, uh, wear something nice for Christmas dinner?
00:13:03Don't worry.
00:13:04Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:13:06I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:09Too much.
00:13:30Let's go, Sam.
00:13:32It's time to check out the new HQ site.
00:13:34Hold on, you're covered in water and you have a hair on your shoulder and it's not yours.
00:13:39It's my daughter's.
00:13:41It's my daughter's.
00:13:43Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:14:00Hey, there they are!
00:14:02Hey, there they are!
00:14:03Hey, there they are!
00:14:04I made it!
00:14:05Oh, that's so beautiful.
00:14:06I made it.
00:14:08Oh.
00:14:08I missed you.
00:14:09So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:14He's coming.
00:14:15Please don't tell me Maximus failed.
00:14:17Good, good, good.
00:14:19So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:23When's he arriving?
00:14:24Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:14:29Poor thing.
00:14:30Not surprising.
00:14:31I mean, she's 30.
00:14:33Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:36Plus, a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:42This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:45Auntie Pamela, Debbie, my dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:51We're only worried about you.
00:14:53All these years without a husband.
00:14:55Zip it, Pamela.
00:14:57You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:15:00And look what happened.
00:15:01She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:15:05I'm not alone.
00:15:07Mm-hmm.
00:15:08And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:13He's a manager.
00:15:15Manager?
00:15:16Of what?
00:15:17Trash?
00:15:19Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:24You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:28Actually, he's right here.
00:15:32Oh, wow.
00:15:35Wow.
00:15:36He is really good looking.
00:15:39Ah, must be AI.
00:15:41Mm-hmm.
00:15:41Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:45That's enough.
00:15:46She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:48Show some respect.
00:15:50Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William, and you turned him down?
00:15:57Well, guess what?
00:15:58William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:16:01Makes 500 grand a year.
00:16:04That's half a million.
00:16:06Half a million.
00:16:07Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:11And speak of the devil.
00:16:13Oh, Willie, you've made it.
00:16:28There you are.
00:16:30Oh, look at you now.
00:16:33Living the dream.
00:16:34Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:36Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:16:42So married, huh?
00:16:44Is it serious?
00:16:46That's what marriage is.
00:16:48It's pretty serious.
00:16:50Wow.
00:16:51You must have rushed the time to night, huh?
00:16:53Makes sense, though.
00:16:55You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:16:58Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:17:00Yeah, a bullet dodged, Willie.
00:17:03Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:06That's right.
00:17:08Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:12Women love a man in red.
00:17:14Sexy.
00:17:15Like Santa Claus.
00:17:17When I sit on my lap.
00:17:19Don't touch me.
00:17:20Oh, so entitled.
00:17:23Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:26And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:31I mean, look at that car.
00:17:33Did your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:36Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:40Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:17:44I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:17:52My mom would never marry.
00:17:54She already has us and he's gonna kick your butt.
00:18:00Is that so?
00:18:01Well then, where is he?
00:18:04Because I don't see him.
00:18:06Does anyone see him?
00:18:09No.
00:18:10Just like I thought.
00:18:12Telling lies just like Mommy.
00:18:15That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:17And let me show you what happens to naughty children.
00:18:23Hey.
00:18:24Mommy.
00:18:25Hey.
00:18:25Are you okay?
00:18:26She is.
00:18:27Oh my God.
00:18:29I'm gonna take her in and get her packed up, okay?
00:18:31Come on now.
00:18:32Let's go.
00:18:34What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:36How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:40Let me go.
00:18:41Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:47Let me go.
00:18:55Let me go.
00:19:02Touch my wife again and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:19:09Max, you came.
00:19:11Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:14Where's Piper?
00:19:16William Hitter.
00:19:18Mom, death, take her inside.
00:19:20Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:19:23Well, well, well.
00:19:24If it isn't a waste marriage or I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:28That's right.
00:19:30Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:34Oh.
00:19:35Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:36It's an honor to meet you.
00:19:38I'm Max.
00:19:39Eva told us all about you.
00:19:40From New York.
00:19:42Polite.
00:19:42Handsome.
00:19:43Just like she said.
00:19:45Wow.
00:19:46He was an AI.
00:19:48See?
00:19:49He's real.
00:19:50And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:19:53Son of a bitch.
00:19:55You just ruined my suit.
00:19:56And watch the way that you drive that...
00:19:58That pristine automobile.
00:20:01That car?
00:20:02Oh, my God.
00:20:03That's worth more than a house.
00:20:06That car?
00:20:07It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:11Wait.
00:20:13Are you?
00:20:18Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:21And that's all he needs to know.
00:20:23I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:20:25You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:27You stole it.
00:20:28That car belongs to the CEO of my company.
00:20:31Jesus.
00:20:32How did you get away with it?
00:20:33That's what I want to know.
00:20:35Enough, please.
00:20:38I trust my daughter.
00:20:40She would never marry a queen.
00:20:44Max, be honest with me.
00:20:46Where did that car come from?
00:20:48How much did you want for it?
00:20:50I'll pay you more money than you'd make it three lifetimes.
00:20:54Sir, you need a breath, man.
00:20:59All right, that's it.
00:21:00I'm calling the cops.
00:21:01Oh, way ahead of you.
00:21:03Wait.
00:21:04What?
00:21:05Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:08Oh, well.
00:21:10Too late.
00:21:16Listen, hon, I believe you, but how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:23Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:21:25It's my car, okay?
00:21:26It's not stolen.
00:21:27Yeah?
00:21:28If it's yours, then prove it.
00:21:31Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:21:33Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:21:35Okay, I'll prove that it's mine.
00:21:37But then you have to get lost.
00:21:39And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:21:42Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:44Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:21:47Loser!
00:21:47Say one more word, and I'll give him a real reason to take me in.
00:21:52Jesus, maybe he is a crime boss.
00:21:55He's kind of sexy, though.
00:21:59Here, title and proof of ownership.
00:22:09Mr. Harrison?
00:22:14Mr. Harrison?
00:22:17Mr. Harrison?
00:22:19Just leave me alone.
00:22:22Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:22:23Now get the fuck out of here.
00:22:25Before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:22:27Yes, sir!
00:22:28I'm so sorry, sir!
00:22:31Please, please, sir!
00:22:32My serious apologies!
00:22:44That William, what a jerk, huh?
00:22:47You fooled me!
00:22:48What can I say?
00:22:49Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:22:53Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:55Oh, come on, Eva!
00:22:56We were just looking out for you!
00:22:59Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:23:01You know my youngest son is graduating.
00:23:03Soon.
00:23:04Do you think that you could help him get us put in the door?
00:23:07A job at the Harrison Group even in the mailroom would open doors.
00:23:12We are family, aren't we?
00:23:14Family takes care of each other.
00:23:18If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone else.
00:23:22Abigail, come on, talk to her for us.
00:23:25Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:23:29Yeah.
00:23:29You need to take care of your own issues first.
00:23:32My daughter is just far too busy.
00:23:35Your best life, my new son-in-law.
00:23:38Come on, guys, let's go in.
00:23:39Welcome to the family.
00:23:44Welcome.
00:23:49This is your fault, Pam.
00:23:51You can't tell the difference between AI and reality.
00:23:55My fault?
00:23:56You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William!
00:24:09Hey, how do you have that car?
00:24:11And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:13And how do you...
00:24:14I told you.
00:24:15I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:24:17I have a friend in high places.
00:24:19A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:24Yes.
00:24:25It's the season of giving.
00:24:26He knows people.
00:24:28Has connections.
00:24:29He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:24:32You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:24:33And you best not forget it, capisce?
00:24:36Oh, my God.
00:24:36Just don't blow your cover.
00:24:39Dad, Mom, thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:24:44Oh, honey, we're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking...
00:24:51I think they get it, huh?
00:24:55How's Piper?
00:24:57Oh, she's fine.
00:24:58One of you guys just gets settled in, and we will go check on her.
00:25:01And if your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:25:06Great.
00:25:07See you in a bit.
00:25:08Joey?
00:25:09What are you doing?
00:25:12Okay.
00:25:14Hey, was that not a, uh, breach of contract?
00:25:20Relax.
00:25:21It was just a hug.
00:25:23Ugh.
00:25:25We just got here, and I'm already exhausted.
00:25:28You'll be okay.
00:25:29It's just one week.
00:25:30Kill me now.
00:25:31Well, they would, but I need to get paid.
00:25:38What are you doing?
00:25:41That's weird.
00:25:42They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago.
00:25:45I don't know.
00:25:45Something just falls off.
00:25:47That's ridiculous.
00:25:49I mean, what do you want to go do?
00:25:51Make out a promise to prove it?
00:25:55Later.
00:25:58Let's go.
00:26:03Here we go.
00:26:05Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:26:08Everything looks amazing, and happy holidays.
00:26:10To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:26:13Oh.
00:26:15Welcome.
00:26:16Cheers.
00:26:16Thank you, Ms. Smith.
00:26:18Looks great.
00:26:19Oh, just call me mom, honey.
00:26:21I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:26:25But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:30Oh, no.
00:26:31Mom's testing him.
00:26:32She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:26:33You mean to tell me you two are married, and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:40Ow.
00:26:41Eva, sweetie.
00:26:43Kicking my foot.
00:26:44Oh, sorry, mom.
00:26:46Oh, jeez.
00:26:47Oh, what are you doing?
00:26:49It's okay.
00:26:50Look, mom, of course he knows it's...
00:26:52I would like to hear Max say it.
00:27:06Twelve pumpkin pies, did I hear this right?
00:27:09They're the best kind.
00:27:11Well, of course.
00:27:13It's pumpkin pie.
00:27:15See?
00:27:16Are you happy now?
00:27:17That's good, but something still falls off.
00:27:20Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:27:22We had a whirlwind romance, and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other.
00:27:29But our marriage is real.
00:27:31I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:27:34Ah, now those are quality.
00:27:38Okay, well, then answer this.
00:27:41Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:45Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:49I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:27:52Well, um, it's...
00:27:54Silly face.
00:27:55Dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:27:58Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:28:00Silly face.
00:28:03I am not paying extra for this.
00:28:05Consider it a Christmas.
00:28:07That's Lazarus.
00:28:09That's nice.
00:28:11You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:13Well, believe it or not, Miss Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:28:17And I'm not just talking about William.
00:28:19I'll drink to that.
00:28:21I agree with you there.
00:28:23So, come on, guys.
00:28:24Let's see.
00:28:25Come here.
00:28:37And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:28:40I have another room set up for Piper.
00:28:43Nice and festive for you.
00:28:46No complications.
00:28:47Sorry, honey.
00:28:49Mom, you know what?
00:28:50I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:28:52Oh, honey.
00:28:53Newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:28:56Oh, I just remembered.
00:28:58The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:29:00Something about water conservation.
00:29:02That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:29:0415 minutes?
00:29:06Honey, it's no big deal.
00:29:08Just shower together.
00:29:10Shower together?
00:29:14Just shower together.
00:29:16Okay, you guys.
00:29:17Have a good night, okay?
00:29:22You hurt.
00:29:45Why are you fripping?
00:29:48Well, I can't take a shower with my clothes on.
00:29:50Come on, we're wasting time.
00:29:52I have 15 minutes.
00:29:53Nice try.
00:29:53I am not showering with you.
00:29:55All right, suit yourself.
00:29:57More room for me in there.
00:29:58Not if I meet you there first.
00:30:16Come on, Max.
00:30:18Get out of the way.
00:30:20You agreed, nothing physical.
00:30:22You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:30:24Relax.
00:30:25I won't touch you.
00:30:27Unless you say you want me to.
00:30:30But that'll cost extra.
00:30:41In your dreams.
00:30:44Free to join me.
00:31:04You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have any shower while you're left.
00:31:08You wish.
00:31:09Why don't you give in?
00:31:11I pray you'll fall for me.
00:31:14It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:31:16Oh yeah?
00:31:17Oh yeah?
00:31:18Rude.
00:31:29Holy shit.
00:31:33Um, this is, this is gonna be harder than I thought.
00:31:39I'll say.
00:31:40What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:31:43Still think you can resist?
00:31:47Baby, I don't think I want you.
00:31:58Or maybe we should.
00:31:59God, you're such a good kisser.
00:32:03Why does this feel so familiar?
00:32:11Well, you're so sexy.
00:32:22Max, we cannot do this.
00:32:25What? I didn't mean to cross anything.
00:32:27It's not you, Max. It's us. It's this. This is all an act. Let's not make it more complicated than
00:32:32it is.
00:32:34You're right.
00:32:36I'm sorry.
00:32:37You just need to be sorry. Just...
00:32:48That birthmark.
00:32:53What is that?
00:32:56It's him. The man from New Year's. Is he Piper's father?
00:33:04Why are you acting?
00:33:07Oh my God. Max is Piper's father.
00:33:11Are you okay?
00:33:13Yeah. I just, um...
00:33:15I just got lightheaded. I think I just need a few more minutes.
00:33:19Alone.
00:33:21I don't know.
00:33:22Of course.
00:33:25We have a daughter together.
00:33:27Oh my God.
00:33:28What do I do?
00:33:35I'm gonna sleep on the floor.
00:33:37You can take the bed.
00:33:39Thanks.
00:33:42Hey.
00:33:43Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:44Hey.
00:33:45Look.
00:33:46Fake marriage aside.
00:33:47I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:33:49So if there's something you need, I can help.
00:33:52I wanna help.
00:33:54He's Piper's father.
00:33:56He has a right to know.
00:33:58Um...
00:33:59Max...
00:34:01How would you feel if you found out you had a kid?
00:34:07A child?
00:34:09No, no, no.
00:34:10That's...
00:34:11That's impossible.
00:34:11I'm...
00:34:12Very...
00:34:13Careful.
00:34:14Mostly.
00:34:17I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around.
00:34:19Family to me is a big commitment.
00:34:22And...
00:34:22I don't want any loose ends.
00:34:24You know?
00:34:26Right.
00:34:27He wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:34:30I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:34:32Why do you ask?
00:34:34No reason.
00:34:35Just...
00:34:36Just curious.
00:34:37No, I feel like you're going somewhere with this.
00:34:41What?
00:34:42No.
00:34:43Well, then...
00:34:44Can I ask you a question?
00:34:47Shoot.
00:34:52Where did you get these?
00:34:54And how did you know my exact size?
00:34:56I did not get those.
00:34:58I don't know where those came from.
00:35:00Are you sure?
00:35:01You're just not trying to break the contract.
00:35:05You're the...
00:35:06I can't.
00:35:08I can't.
00:35:19Oh, Ian.
00:35:21The truth is
00:35:22Is that I...
00:35:26Go, go, go, go, go!
00:35:28Just a second!
00:35:29Come in!
00:35:44Oh, sorry for interrupting, but Piper is asking for a bedtime story before I tuck her in.
00:35:50You think you could take this one, Dad? We're kind of in the middle of something.
00:35:54I can see that.
00:35:55Well, why don't I read it to her? I mean, if you don't mind.
00:36:00Well, I had a boy. You know what? Just put a shirt on. I'm going to go get her.
00:36:04Piper, here comes Grandpa.
00:36:09He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle, and away they all flew, like the down of
00:36:15a thistle.
00:36:16But I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight, Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a good
00:36:25night.
00:36:27If Piper knew he was her real dad, she'd be over the moon.
00:36:32Good night, Piper.
00:36:37Is her dad still around?
00:36:39Yeah, but he doesn't know it, because you're her dad.
00:36:43Uh, no.
00:36:43That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:36:52Do you really think so?
00:36:54From the bottom of my heart.
00:36:57Maybe I should tell him. He deserves to know.
00:37:09Max, you're Piper's father.
00:37:19I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:28I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:45Where's Piper?
00:37:47She must have snuck off while we were asleep.
00:38:05God, he said she didn't kiss her.
00:38:16Just gonna kiss and run?
00:38:18Not on my watch.
00:38:23Yeah, this.
00:38:25I remember this.
00:38:36Good morning, you two love bugs.
00:38:39How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:38:42Good morning, Miss Smith.
00:38:44It was, uh, it was great.
00:38:45Wonderful.
00:38:46Well, it's about to get even better.
00:38:50Oh, no.
00:38:52What is that?
00:38:53Sardines and saltines.
00:38:54It's a Smith family classic.
00:38:56It was my gram-gram's favorite during wartime.
00:38:59Don't be shy.
00:39:00Go ahead and grab a handful.
00:39:03Max, you don't have to.
00:39:04No, no.
00:39:05It's okay.
00:39:05It's a Smith family staple.
00:39:09It's a Smith family staple.
00:39:48It's a Smith family.
00:40:01I love you.
00:40:01It's a Smith family.
00:40:03I love you.
00:40:05get dressed up then
00:40:16wait that earring
00:40:21that earring
00:40:22i was so bummed when i lost the matching one years ago
00:40:26did you lose it
00:40:26seven years ago
00:40:28i don't remember the details but
00:40:30luckily i was able to find a new pair
00:40:34right
00:40:35that's just a common earring
00:40:37anyone can have it
00:40:38maybe i'm reading too much into it
00:40:40she can't be the woman from seven years ago
00:40:45so ava and piper
00:40:47still aren't here
00:40:49but derrick said that ava got married
00:40:52what kind of man could she possibly have landed
00:40:55an aging single mom
00:40:58slim pickings
00:40:59i heard he's in waste management
00:41:02that explains it
00:41:03she's probably too embarrassed to show up
00:41:06oh please miranda
00:41:08ava is your niece
00:41:10oh come on grandpa
00:41:11everyone knows eva had a kid with a random one night stand
00:41:15her track record speaks for itself
00:41:17exactly
00:41:18not like my sierra
00:41:19married to a legal advisor for harrison group
00:41:24oh
00:41:25they're here
00:41:26merry christmas everybody
00:41:33merry christmas everybody
00:41:35merry christmas
00:41:37you must be grandpa harold
00:41:39i am
00:41:39i'm eva's husband
00:41:41max
00:41:42pleasure to meet you
00:41:43welcome
00:41:43you're eva's husband
00:41:45but
00:41:46you're gorgeous
00:41:51what is he has to miss you
00:41:52look at you two
00:41:53you look like you just stepped out of a movie
00:41:55merry christmas grandpa
00:41:59this is for max and i
00:42:00oh my goodness
00:42:01thank you eva
00:42:02let me grab that for you daddy
00:42:05oops
00:42:05oh my bad
00:42:07oh a homemade gift
00:42:09how thrifty
00:42:11not all gifts are about the price tag
00:42:13mommy's right you mean all high
00:42:15you
00:42:17you
00:42:17you will not lay a hand on my daughter
00:42:21or you will lose yours
00:42:22oh
00:42:24you think you broke my wrist
00:42:26look what you just did to my mother
00:42:28my husband is harrison group's top legal advisor
00:42:32he could ruin your life
00:42:46are you okay
00:42:47i'm fine
00:42:48i'm just wet huh
00:42:49yeah
00:42:49it's okay
00:42:50it's okay
00:42:53what are you
00:42:56don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:42:58did you just slap me
00:43:00next time it'll be a closed fist
00:43:02you're a fucking psycho
00:43:04you know what sierra
00:43:05i can take your little insults
00:43:06but leave my family out of this
00:43:10her family
00:43:12she means me
00:43:18you okay honey
00:43:19do i look okay to you
00:43:20dumbass
00:43:21do something
00:43:23you don't know who you're messing with
00:43:24i've got the full weight of the harrison group behind me
00:43:27oh wow
00:43:28i'm sure the ceo would love to hear that you're using his company's name
00:43:32to bully people
00:43:33look
00:43:34like you'd have any idea how a ceo thinks
00:43:36let's call him
00:43:37i'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side
00:43:40please
00:43:41who do you think you are
00:43:43enough
00:43:46there will be no arguing during christmas
00:43:48fine dad
00:43:50let it go nathan
00:43:52they're just jealous
00:43:55for grandpa's sake
00:43:56i'll let you off easy
00:43:57i think you
00:43:59oh nathan
00:44:00a thank you
00:44:01i think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you
00:44:05do you want me to get the other cheek
00:44:06all right that's enough
00:44:08everyone come inside
00:44:09and sit down
00:44:31is this a joke
00:44:33can you please pass me some food
00:44:35hold it
00:44:35who said you could eat anything else
00:44:37my husband and i
00:44:39paid for this feast
00:44:44my husband and i
00:44:45paid for this feast
00:44:47king crab
00:44:49fresh from alaska
00:44:50and grass fed wagyu
00:44:52three times the price
00:44:54fifty times the flavor
00:44:56and you don't get a single bite
00:44:58it's just petty
00:44:59maybe so
00:45:01but gourmet food
00:45:02isn't meant
00:45:03for bottom feeders
00:45:05fine
00:45:05then we won't stay
00:45:07and eat with you
00:45:08come on let's go
00:45:09no no
00:45:10don't you dare
00:45:12leave our family dinner
00:45:13grandpa i'm sorry
00:45:15but they're treating us like
00:45:17i know dear
00:45:18i just want to have our family together
00:45:20fine
00:45:21we'll let the strays
00:45:22sit and eat with us
00:45:24they're strays and a bitch
00:45:26what was that
00:45:30i just want to have our family together
00:45:33fine
00:45:34we'll stay
00:45:35can i have a little nibble
00:45:38it's okay sweetie
00:45:39we'll get something
00:45:40right after
00:45:41like drive-thru
00:45:42i hope you enjoy food poisoning
00:45:45that will be a particularly memorable
00:45:48christmas present
00:45:50no spray
00:45:51ow
00:45:52can you see anything
00:45:53you hit
00:45:56my child
00:45:57you're fucking crazy
00:45:58well if you teach her some manners
00:46:00maybe i wouldn't have to
00:46:05don't worry baby
00:46:06i'll handle it
00:46:10don't worry baby
00:46:11i'll handle it
00:46:15piper
00:46:16sweetie
00:46:17are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life
00:46:23okay sweetheart
00:46:24give me two minutes
00:46:25and one phone call
00:46:26as if you have a chef on speed dial
00:46:29actually i do
00:46:32he's such a liar
00:46:33this ought to be hilarious
00:46:34oh
00:46:35it will be
00:46:38Sam
00:46:40yeah
00:46:40send the troops
00:46:41and bring that king crab from antarctica
00:46:44i'm already on my way
00:46:49bring that king crab from antarctica
00:46:51i'm already on my way
00:46:54you hear this guy
00:46:55he wants the best king crab in the world
00:46:58from antarctica
00:47:00now i get why you married him eva
00:47:03his silly delusions are just adorable
00:47:05x
00:47:06what are you doing
00:47:08don't worry about it sweetheart
00:47:09santa's already on his way
00:47:10actually
00:47:12five
00:47:13four
00:47:14three
00:47:15two
00:47:17one
00:47:21a helicopter
00:47:28there's no way
00:47:34how did you pull this off
00:47:36Sam is like family
00:47:37i thought i'd introduce you to
00:47:39thanks boss
00:47:41boss
00:47:42eva's always been genuine with me
00:47:44maybe it's time she knew who i really am
00:47:46eva i think it's time you actually know the truth
00:47:50i'm
00:47:51maximus harrison
00:47:53you're
00:47:54the ceo
00:47:55of harrison group
00:47:57mhm
00:48:00come on
00:48:02you can stop kidding around
00:48:04if you were the ceo
00:48:05why would you be here
00:48:06pretending to be my husband
00:48:08no i actually am the ceo
00:48:10come on
00:48:11you can stop the charade
00:48:12okay this is just another favor from that big wig friend isn't it
00:48:15eva
00:48:16i'm not pretending
00:48:18mr harrison
00:48:20the antarctic king crab
00:48:21as you requested
00:48:31how is this possible
00:48:34this loser brings
00:48:36antarctic king crab
00:48:37and has his own
00:48:39personal chef
00:48:40who are you
00:48:42i told you
00:48:43i'm eva's husband
00:48:44that chef called him mr harrison
00:48:47wait
00:48:48no
00:48:48hold on
00:48:50you're the actual ceo of the harrison group
00:48:55you're worth more than some whole countries
00:48:58some of the small ones
00:48:59i mean you know that
00:49:02you work for me
00:49:03oh god
00:49:04i insulted my own boss
00:49:06i'm finished
00:49:12oh god
00:49:13i insulted my own boss
00:49:15i'm finished
00:49:17didn't think max would commit this hard
00:49:19pretending to be ceo is a hell of a move
00:49:21worth every penny i'm paying him
00:49:23for tonight
00:49:23your feast ends
00:49:25and with that
00:49:27your career
00:49:28you're fired
00:49:29fired
00:49:30sam
00:49:35fired
00:49:36god
00:49:36i can't be fired
00:49:39what
00:49:41mr harrison please
00:49:42you can have as much crab as you want
00:49:44please
00:49:45mr harrison
00:49:45i'll do anything
00:49:46guys
00:49:48take out the trash
00:49:54and you
00:49:55oh me
00:49:58mr harrison
00:49:59come on
00:49:59that was a christmas joke
00:50:01a family tradition
00:50:03yeah well
00:50:03there's a new family tradition
00:50:05sam
00:50:10will you do me the honors
00:50:12glad
00:50:17merry christmas
00:50:21father do something
00:50:23well you kind of deserve that
00:50:26i'm leaving
00:50:27hmm
00:50:28pumpkin's my favorite
00:50:36come on sweetie
00:50:37daddy had this crap line
00:50:38just for you
00:50:40eat as much as you want
00:50:41thanks daddy
00:50:45i am so sorry i ruined your christmas
00:50:47i just couldn't take them treating you like that
00:50:49honestly
00:50:51this is the best christmas i've ever had
00:50:53well if you want we can have many more
00:50:55just like this
00:50:57does he really mean that
00:50:59or is he just playing the part
00:51:00i can't tell
00:51:02and that terrifies me
00:51:08merry christmas mr harrison
00:51:10i brought you a gift
00:51:11here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl
00:51:19oh
00:51:19this is wonderful
00:51:21sam i have a granddaughter
00:51:25tell me everything
00:51:27missin the smith
00:51:28single mother
00:51:28small town gal
00:51:30didn't finish high school
00:51:31currently works in retail
00:51:32oh maximus
00:51:34i thought i raised you better
00:51:36a high school dropout
00:51:37in the harrison family
00:51:41not a chance
00:51:45she is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:51:48maximus seems to like her
00:51:50silence
00:51:50get me the address where she works
00:51:53it's happy heels on broadway
00:51:54that's nice
00:51:55we own that one
00:51:57good work
00:51:59but take off that stupid hat
00:52:11thanks
00:52:11so your dad insisted
00:52:13that i try this wine
00:52:14that he's been saving
00:52:15for 20 years
00:52:18sounds like he's happy
00:52:19with his new son-in-law
00:52:20and how about you
00:52:25me
00:52:26yeah
00:52:28are you happy with your new husband
00:52:33eva
00:52:44that birthmark
00:52:45family to me is a big commitment
00:52:48and i don't want any loose ends
00:52:50you know
00:52:52maximus there's so much we don't know
00:52:54so much we're not telling each other
00:52:56uh
00:52:58no feelings
00:52:59no complications
00:53:00that's what we agreed upon
00:53:01yeah i didn't sign a contract
00:53:04max
00:53:04yeah i guess you're right
00:53:08it's cold
00:53:10maybe i'll go grab some more firewood
00:53:13max
00:53:15i need to tell you something
00:53:19something important
00:53:21what's gotten into her
00:53:23is she hiding something
00:53:24is this the part where you tell me
00:53:26there's no santa
00:53:28i haven't been completely honest with you
00:53:32piper is
00:53:36piper is
00:53:37mommy daddy
00:53:38my hand hurts
00:53:40sweetie
00:53:41oh my gosh
00:53:42it's so swollen
00:53:43must have been when that witch
00:53:44smacked her with the fork earlier
00:53:46listen you stay here with daddy
00:53:47mommy's gonna go get a first date kit
00:53:48okay
00:53:51come on pipe
00:53:55okay let me see
00:53:59i promise
00:54:00i won't let anyone
00:54:02hurt you or mommy again
00:54:03but that's not true
00:54:05you're leaving after christmas
00:54:07aren't you
00:54:08uh
00:54:09daddy
00:54:10no
00:54:11well
00:54:18don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:54:23well maybe i don't have to leave
00:54:27well maybe i don't have to leave
00:54:29really
00:54:30please stay daddy
00:54:35you think it was scar
00:54:40i wouldn't worry about it
00:54:42scars make you look like a badass
00:54:43i have one too
00:54:46dad
00:54:48i got that when i was about your age
00:54:49some punk came at me with a switchblade
00:54:52really no way
00:54:54no
00:54:55it was actually a cactus
00:54:57but it's still cool
00:55:00i have something like that on the back of my neck
00:55:06piper
00:55:06how long have you had that
00:55:08my mom said i had that when i was born
00:55:15and how old are you
00:55:16six
00:55:18six
00:55:18that one night stand was about seven years ago
00:55:21okay i found the first date kit
00:55:24ivor are you sure we haven't met before
00:55:29what do i even say
00:55:30and how do i explain it to piper
00:55:33sorry honey
00:55:33this man's your dad
00:55:34and he didn't know you existed until now
00:55:37um
00:55:39yeah
00:55:41can i see your hands sweetie
00:55:44eva
00:55:48okay look
00:55:52piper is
00:55:58go on
00:55:59go on
00:56:04that must be an emergency
00:56:07excuse me
00:56:08sorry
00:56:09i'll take this
00:56:17mommy are you okay
00:56:18yeah
00:56:21mommy's just realizing she's a coward
00:56:24i don't even have the guts to tell the truth
00:56:28why haven't you picked up my calls
00:56:31i'm telling you max
00:56:33that woman is manipulating you
00:56:35she's a high school dropout
00:56:37doesn't even have a decent job
00:56:39and she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:56:41i'm eva's husband
00:56:43max
00:56:43that man has no idea
00:56:45what the treasure
00:56:48he's missing out on
00:56:52i'm sorry max
00:56:53you can't know piper's your daughter
00:56:55your mother would take her away
00:56:56after christmas
00:56:58it's over
00:57:01eva
00:57:02maximus
00:57:03are you even listening to me
00:57:05no mom
00:57:06mom
00:57:06listen
00:57:07i'm sorry
00:57:08okay
00:57:08eva's my wife
00:57:09and i've made up my mind
00:57:10i'm not leaving her
00:57:16eva
00:57:20thank you
00:57:25this is for you grandma
00:57:32oh wow
00:57:33that's so cool
00:57:35did you know
00:57:35derrick this is from
00:57:38eva and i
00:57:39oh
00:57:40thank you so much
00:57:41thank you guys
00:57:46wow
00:57:47these are nice
00:57:49grandpa
00:57:51language
00:57:51so ears
00:57:57piper
00:57:58do you want to go see your present
00:57:59it's in the other room by the train set
00:58:01here i'll do it
00:58:02remember the song we sang
00:58:04ready ready
00:58:05grandma got run over by a reindeer
00:58:07what we got guys
00:58:08walking home from our house
00:58:10christmas eve
00:58:14you never told me
00:58:18have we met before
00:58:24have we met before
00:58:27she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:58:32i don't know what you're getting at
00:58:35eva i have the same birthmark as piper
00:58:46i don't know what you're talking about
00:58:47lots of people have birthmarks
00:58:48they're very common
00:58:49i feel so awful
00:58:51but i can't lose my child
00:58:53no matter how i feel about him
00:58:57maybe
00:59:00are you okay
00:59:03are the clogs a bad idea
00:59:06i know
00:59:07i'm fine
00:59:09um
00:59:11oh
00:59:12i almost forgot
00:59:15i got you this
00:59:16you got me a gift too
00:59:18tis the season
00:59:20open it
00:59:34gloves
00:59:36did you make these
00:59:38yeah
00:59:39i know this is a fake marriage
00:59:41but
00:59:41that's christmas
00:59:43you've already done so much for me
00:59:45i just want to do a little something for you
00:59:49how do they feel
00:59:50warm right
00:59:51yeah
00:59:53warm
00:59:55soft
00:59:59perfect
01:00:03thank you eva
01:00:05i've never gotten anything this meaningful before
01:00:09really
01:00:11yeah my mom
01:00:12she partied all the time
01:00:13and
01:00:14i got gifts
01:00:15plenty of them
01:00:16but
01:00:17i don't think she ever bought one herself
01:00:21nothing
01:00:22personal
01:00:23well you deserve it
01:00:26you're a good guy
01:00:27and
01:00:28someday you'll
01:00:30find
01:00:31someone special
01:00:32to
01:00:32spend all your christmases
01:00:35what if that day's today
01:00:40what if i already found someone special
01:00:44right here
01:01:10max
01:01:11we can't
01:01:12if you want me to stop
01:01:14you better tell me right now
01:01:22i don't want you to stop
01:01:29no matter how many years pass
01:01:31i still can't resist him
01:01:37no matter how many never have you
01:01:48no matter how many years pass
01:01:58no matter how many years pass
01:02:00wow
01:02:01that's all planned
01:02:01there's going to be a number of people
01:02:02stress
01:02:02can
01:02:03Piper!
01:02:12Piper?
01:02:15She can't see me.
01:02:34Eva?
01:02:38Grandma, I'm up here!
01:02:52That was way too close.
01:02:54Yeah.
01:02:55We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:03:01Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:03:05Can I still unwrap my present?
01:03:10You still haven't given me mine.
01:03:16Let me give it to you.
01:03:27I can make it.
01:03:33I'm ready.
01:03:35Okay.
01:03:37Okay.
01:03:55Open the door.
01:04:01hello hello Eva Smith I'm Max's mother name your price what will it take for you to leave my son
01:04:08alone what we both know my son is way out of your league take the money leave my granddaughter with
01:04:16us and go my son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child Piper is my
01:04:23daughter
01:04:23and no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up so you keep your money
01:04:27and I'll leave on my own but I am NOT handing Piper over to you there's my beautiful wife
01:04:40you okay
01:04:44look we made it through Christmas
01:04:48so I think it's best we go our separate ways
01:04:52what are you talking about it's over it's not that hard to understand
01:05:00Eva wait
01:05:04so last night meant nothing to you
01:05:11Max it's not real none of it was real
01:05:15so it's just a goodbye
01:05:19didn't realize I was so disposable for you
01:05:22look
01:05:24last night
01:05:27I let my guard down
01:05:28but I'm a mother and my choices affect Piper
01:05:31and being with you can mess up everything
01:05:33between us
01:05:33just tell me what you need
01:05:36I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband
01:05:39a good father
01:05:41just say the word
01:05:47you don't get it
01:05:50you don't get it
01:05:57I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York
01:06:05I won't give up on us
01:06:21are we here?
01:06:23yes
01:06:25as much as I don't want us to be
01:06:27we're back
01:06:31Piper
01:06:32sweetie wake up
01:06:33we're home
01:06:38how can she just walk away?
01:06:47don't forget you have to meet my mom
01:06:49it's part of the agreement too
01:06:51can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:55you promise
01:06:56Eva I haven't asked you for much
01:06:58can you do this for me please?
01:07:01all right fine
01:07:02when?
01:07:05two days
01:07:06I'll come pick you up
01:07:08no need
01:07:09just send me the address of mommy either
01:07:16I know you and mommy thought
01:07:19but she still really likes you
01:07:21so don't give up
01:07:23okay daddy?
01:07:24thank you sweetie
01:07:25if there's one thing you should know about your daddy
01:07:27I always fight for the ones I love
01:07:49he was meeting my mother today
01:07:52time to finally tell her the truth
01:07:54boss
01:07:56boss
01:08:00lady and gentlemen
01:08:01I am so sorry
01:08:02I need to go win back my family
01:08:05family?
01:08:07boss you okay?
01:08:09never better
01:08:11go get her Max
01:08:16give it your best smile
01:08:18ah there he is
01:08:20Maximus darling
01:08:22I have some prospects for you
01:08:25nice high society girls
01:08:27from the city
01:08:30oh
01:08:33I told you
01:08:34I already found the woman I love
01:08:42Maximus
01:08:43stop this
01:08:44that evil woman
01:08:45is scamming you son
01:08:48tell me what kind of woman you want
01:08:50and I'll find you another
01:08:51you are heir
01:08:53to the Harrison dynasty
01:08:54no I'm not
01:08:57no I'm not
01:08:58I work in waste management
01:09:00and I'm a secret crime boss
01:09:02I'm Eva's husband
01:09:04and I'm a father
01:09:07what?
01:09:21that's her
01:09:22the woman who got my son
01:09:24head over heels
01:09:27hi
01:09:28welcome in
01:09:29can I help you find something?
01:09:31I want to try those
01:09:35awesome I'll get them for you right away
01:09:38are you?
01:09:39sure you wouldn't want something more sensible
01:09:44no no no no
01:09:46I know what I want
01:09:47size 7
01:09:50oh baby can't even walk
01:09:51but she wants $3,000 heels
01:09:53come on
01:09:54she wants the white shoes
01:10:01ignore her
01:10:02she's just grumpy over the holidays
01:10:10she seems kind
01:10:17I shouldn't be that impressed
01:10:19she's just doing her job
01:10:22how do they feel?
01:10:24well I love the style
01:10:25but it's too small
01:10:27I think I need a size up
01:10:30maybe my feet are still growing
01:10:34right away
01:10:35I'll be right back
01:10:37she's not only kind
01:10:38she's patient
01:10:39was I wrong about her?
01:10:56are you
01:10:57gluing the heel back on?
01:11:00well who gives a shit?
01:11:02she can't walk
01:11:05that's just pure evil
01:11:10oh come on St. Eva
01:11:13she's in a wheelchair
01:11:15who cares?
01:11:16it's the last pair
01:11:17I get paid commission
01:11:24I'm not doing that Vanessa
01:11:27see
01:11:29this is your whole problem
01:11:31this is why you'll always be broke
01:11:35I don't care if she can walk or not
01:11:38I'm not selling her joke
01:11:41she has to deal with people like this?
01:11:44people who insult her all day?
01:11:46I'm your manager
01:11:52sell the old bitty the shoes
01:11:54or you're fired
01:12:02did I stutter?
01:12:07you don't have to fire me
01:12:11I quit
01:12:16I don't work here anymore
01:12:19listen
01:12:20don't buy the shoes
01:12:22they're broken
01:12:23spend your heart and money elsewhere
01:12:25okay?
01:12:25you're a good person
01:12:27after all
01:12:29looks like I misjudged you
01:12:31I'm sorry?
01:12:34why are you still here Eva?
01:12:37get out
01:12:43you're not disabled?
01:12:45selling a broken heel
01:12:46to someone you thought
01:12:47was handicapped?
01:12:49absolutely shameful
01:12:51who are you?
01:12:53I am the chairwoman
01:12:54of the Harrison Group
01:12:57and the owner of this store
01:12:59you're Eleanor Harrison
01:13:01mother of the CEO?
01:13:04I am
01:13:04and you my dear
01:13:06are fired
01:13:08what do I do?
01:13:12you are a good person
01:13:14from now on
01:13:16this store is yours to run
01:13:21are you serious?
01:13:24that's right
01:13:26don't be nervous child
01:13:28you are professional
01:13:30responsible
01:13:32far better than that
01:13:33two-bit manager
01:13:37you
01:13:38out
01:13:40I'll leave
01:13:43I'm leaving
01:13:46I
01:13:47I
01:13:48feel like I'm dreaming
01:13:50no
01:13:51don't worry
01:13:53you're getting a promotion
01:13:55you deserve it my dear
01:13:58thank you
01:13:59first assignment
01:14:01I want that row
01:14:03and that row
01:14:05and the entire display case
01:14:07pack it all up
01:14:09and bring it to my house
01:14:11okay
01:14:14once we're home
01:14:15I'll tell her
01:14:17I'm her mother-in-law
01:14:18I can't wait
01:14:19to finally meet
01:14:20my granddaughter
01:14:27she's the mother of CEO
01:14:29of course she lives like this
01:14:41Mrs. Harrison
01:14:42I'm here with your delivery
01:14:46Max?
01:14:48Eva
01:14:50what are you doing here?
01:14:52I uh
01:14:53there you are
01:14:54Eva
01:14:56wonderful we can finally meet each other properly
01:14:59my new daughter-in-law
01:15:02what are you
01:15:03it means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group
01:15:11well I tried to tell you but
01:15:13stop
01:15:15and you
01:15:15you lied to me at the store
01:15:19you were both just testing me
01:15:20is this some sick game rich people play?
01:15:23I'm sorry Eva
01:15:24I thought you might be using my son
01:15:26just after his money
01:15:28but I was wrong
01:15:29Eva please
01:15:30I don't deserve to be treated like this
01:15:32not every working class girl is after your money
01:15:36how could you think that of me?
01:15:38it's not like that dear
01:15:40Eva what are you talking about?
01:15:42mom
01:15:43what did you do?
01:15:44I was just trying to get the two of you back together
01:15:47we're not together
01:15:49and I can't love something that was never real
01:15:55I made a horrible mistake
01:15:59what are you waiting for son?
01:16:01go after her
01:16:05Eva
01:16:05let me go
01:16:07I swear it's not what you think
01:16:08but we come from two completely different worlds
01:16:10stop pretending like you care
01:16:12I'm not pretending
01:16:13okay
01:16:14I can't fake what we have
01:16:15and everything I've done for you
01:16:17and Piper
01:16:17this is real
01:16:23touch my wife again
01:16:24and I will snap every finger that you've got
01:16:27Max you came
01:16:28god you weren't driving me fucking insane
01:16:33I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband
01:16:35a good father
01:16:37just say the word
01:16:41see
01:16:44stop fighting
01:16:47we belong together
01:16:49you're wrong
01:16:51wrong about what?
01:16:53that you care?
01:16:54or we belong together?
01:16:56look I already told you
01:16:57we're from two completely different worlds
01:17:00now I held up my end of the deal
01:17:01and I met your mother
01:17:02like we discussed
01:17:04I want a fake divorce from my fake cousin
01:17:09Eva
01:17:15I'm sorry Maximus
01:17:17walking away is the only choice I have
01:17:25ow
01:17:27are you okay mommy?
01:17:29yeah sweetie I'm fine
01:17:31come here
01:17:40no you're not fine
01:17:41you're sad
01:17:44I'm okay sweetie
01:17:48I miss daddy too
01:17:53I want Max to be my real daddy
01:17:57don't you want to be with him?
01:18:01love bug
01:18:03you're right
01:18:04what am I doing?
01:18:05running like a coward?
01:18:08I always taught you to be brave
01:18:11now it's time for mommy to be brave too
01:18:15I believe in you
01:18:16what are you gonna do mommy?
01:18:18I know exactly what to say to him
01:18:23Maximus deserves to know
01:18:25Piper is his daughter
01:18:33enough sulking
01:18:34go get your wife and my grandbaby back
01:18:38don't you think I want to?
01:18:41she doesn't want me
01:18:42I didn't raise you to give up
01:18:44your daughter is still out there
01:18:46you can't abandon her
01:18:47mom you don't get it
01:18:49I made a deal with Eva
01:18:51to play my wife
01:18:52and Piper
01:18:53she was
01:18:54an added bonus
01:18:56what are you talking about?
01:18:59I already ran a DNA test
01:19:02Piper is your daughter
01:19:03what?
01:19:05see it for yourself
01:19:11I was right
01:19:13seven years ago
01:19:14in the years
01:19:16that woman was Eva
01:19:27Eva?
01:19:29hey
01:19:31daddy
01:19:33daddy
01:19:34Piper
01:19:37I missed you so much sweetheart
01:19:45you came back
01:19:49I uh
01:19:52don't forget to be brave mommy
01:20:00I uh
01:20:02I'm scared
01:20:03but I don't want to be scared anymore
01:20:06cause what we have is real
01:20:08and it's worth fighting for
01:20:11sweetheart
01:20:11I have
01:20:12something to tell you
01:20:14I have something to tell you too
01:20:18Piper is your daughter
01:20:20you knew
01:20:22my sweet granddaughter
01:20:23mama
01:20:24mom
01:20:28I just found out for sure
01:20:29a few minutes ago
01:20:30but you've known this whole time
01:20:32I was scared
01:20:33okay
01:20:34I didn't know
01:20:34if you were gonna take her from me
01:20:36I didn't know
01:20:37how you were feeling
01:20:39how could you know
01:20:40how could you not know how I felt
01:20:52I love you Eva
01:20:56I love you too
01:20:58I promise
01:20:59for the rest of my life
01:21:00I'm going to make it up to you
01:21:03as long as we're together
01:21:05it doesn't matter where we are
01:21:16will you marry me Eva?
01:21:19for real this time
01:21:20yeah
01:21:21yes
01:21:21yes of course
01:21:23I'll marry you
01:21:28yes
01:21:28hi
01:21:36looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas
01:21:38and the Christmas after that
01:21:40and forever
01:21:43I wouldn't have it any other way
01:21:50who's that?
01:21:53Eva!
01:21:55take me back!
01:21:58Eva!
01:21:59I'm short you tired!
01:22:03looks like I have to take out the trash
01:22:05again
01:22:09no?
01:22:10not funny?
01:22:11not funny?
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